Hume edition
me? pooing
probably only see 1/3 of the posts in a thread with everything I've filtered
tired of living in a world of physiological warfare
is it true people of colour can't eat cheese?
>>214682062>filtersweak shitjust ignore what you don't like
mad how many trannies there are starting university mental how leftypol still denies theres no element of social contagion
>>214682014obliterate every tranny and throw their remains in a volcano
lmaoo Americans have banned black pudding like Kinder eggs
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0knvd0326noI lived only 200m away at the time, if even that. I thought a car had crashed through my wall, the house shook that badly
>>214682075nigga name fufu
>>214682081if he has 2/3 of a thread filtered he ain't seeing your paki posts
lool so is eating swan and haggis(!?)
>>214682078we can but we get crazy doodoos ooo
the scrandemic
>fuck off
lot of fruit flies about. getting on my tits.
business plan: create amazing products and sell them for more than they cost to make
The cat from yesterday
>>214682127impossible if it were possible someone would have done it by now
>>214682117and I think it's gonna be a long, long time
>>214682117why are third-worlders so retarded? without white people there wouldnt even be fridges
>>214682131yesterday you pretended to be australian and now youre pretending to be montenegrin
finding it impossible to make friends, everyone I come across is either a libtard turbo normie or skitzo cult sextortionist, i just wanna grill!
such is life in the dollhouse
>>214682127bad ideajust make some software that nobody usesand sell your company to australians for $1 billion AUDhttps://techcrunch.com/2025/09/04/atlassian-to-buy-arc-developer-the-browser-company-for-610m/
catberge/foxstien doing my bloody nut in
business plan: boil food in air instead of oil
>>214682146why you asking me
>Wotchu 'avin?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyTY6Z-Fqzwlove this choon
The proto gf
>>214682174Probably a fox
>>214682162I’m boring and I find everyone else boring too so it’s basically impossible for me to make friends
>“Together, we’ll create an AI-powered browser optimized for the many SaaS applications living in tabs – one that knowledge workers will love to use every day,” he added.
>>214682188a panic attack
>>214682117HOLD ME TINY SPAFFER
calling my sister a hottie
>>214682174State of that paki grass
put too much hot sauce on the chicken and rice. my white ass is struggling x
>Winston Churchill, in his Finest Hour speech delivered to the House of Commons on 18 June 1940 said: `Upon this battle depends the survival of Christian civilisationChristianity is moral syphilis and I'm stepping over it!
>>214682188room temp bottle of holsten pils please barkeep
nth for the gyaldem
>>214682174get it astroturfed over
>>214682222it's only the terrace that's turfed, most of the garden is grass
>>214682228you are at no risk of contracting syphilis
>wow, your dad's dead? youre such a freaking loser!this was simply not on
>>214682241walled hard
>>214682188Looks like the kind of bar where the only ale on draught is john smiths so I'll have that please mate
GOT A BIG GOLD HANDGOT A BIG GOLD HANDGOT A BIG GOLD HAND
>>214682197anon...
>>214682241they dont look fully human
fucking my mum
>>214682265did the monster come back and eleven saved the day again
*flies through the thread*
its debt
>>214682284alri cronem
very busy and somewhat stressful morning
>downloaded milf porn>it's actually a grandma with sausage skingrim
poker with Canada, getting into debt. ouuhshes so good at poker. needs pay back ...
meltdown in progress
OwO
>>214682287Mad how season 1 is genuinely actually good and everything else is bad
>>214682310blog on
>>214682217>>214682284average day in norwich
>>214682287dont know, i dont watch tv or films i post amusing posts i see on /tv/ desu
>>214682327capeshit
>>214682318Canada melting down >.< remember to breathe. you dont have to do this. I will solve your problems, with my penis
Fans queue to see comedian and actor Russell Brand at a book signing in Waterstones bookstore on October 5, 2010 in Edinburgh, Scotland. The comedian is on a book signing tour of the UK promoting his new book Booky Wooky 2 (2010)
iPhone 17 flip phone launched todaydo I invest in apple beforehand? idk
>>2146823551st gen foldables are always a flop
>>214682355retarded shite
>>214682313it's the same with trying to find good curvy/chubby porn. i want porn of girls who are overweight and have nice soft bodies not 300 pound girls ffs
>>214682351bet 95% of that queue reviels him now
>>214682355screen is fucked it cuts half the 7 off
>>214682351Not a looker among em
>>214682351>edinburgh>blondeenglish settlers
Hoe a hoe
>>214682267>>214682277they're still peng af
had a dream I had an old flip phone can’t remember why though but it was inportant
>>214682351bet 95% of the queue sucked his willard
>>214682351vggghhh... scene/emo fringes...didn't know what we had until it was gone
getting a little tired of missing the new because I've filtered whatever VPNtwat made it
>>214682413another long day of posting pornography for the lads is it mate godspeed
really hope trump bullys starmer into not banning 4chan desu, dont want to always have a vpn on just to shitpost
*puts my semi erect penis between her tits and starts shaking it* love doing this in real life but it gets piss on my feets
>>214682429>unc thinks exposed cleavage is pornographyomds
>>214682424they're all underage so probably yeah. dirty cunt that Brand is
>>214682428im not on a vpn just mobile (ban evading)
Business idea:Live on a small island and smoke weed all day while making a religion about some emperor whos never even heard of the island let alone been there
Canada :(
>>214682457we've been over this before you can cope and seethe as much as you want but it doesn't change anything
>>214682355that looks like some ass
>>214682288*shoots you down with an 88 flak cannon*
>>214682445righthwlel thats a lasagna catw atching gargfield
>>214682490you're retarded, we know
Westminster Voting Intention:RFM: 27% (-2)LAB: 22% (+2)CON: 17% (=)LDM: 15 (=)GRN: 12% (+2)SNP: 3% (=)Via @YouGov, 7-8 Sep.Changes w/ 31 Aug - 1 Sep
Just a bit more and I can escape from here
>>214682355clunky looking hingelooks like a foldable from 5 years ago
>>214682503POV youre a dog and your owner is doing some shit you dont understand
uh oh stinky
>>214682527leftypol SURGE incoming
lets go pikachu lets go pikachu lets go pikachu >>214682560women fuck dogs
get the brushed shetlands on
>>214682527Gay jewish former quack doctor hypnotist green party leader? Sign me up!
as someone actually old enough to have a flip phone, zoomies fascination with it is mind boggling there's some cunt at work born in 2001 and he's obsessed with his little flip phone
4chan glitched out yesterday that was spooky
>>214682570And men fuck horses
had a 4chan dream last night. might be a sign to pack this place in for a bit
>>214682355what's the utility of a half foldable phone compared to the usual flat screen?
there isn't an apple flip phone you retards fell for the bait again
>>214682589it's a good idea, especially given how phones are getting bigger than biggerthe technology, especially the software, isn't good enough though
Can't find and currency for food
>>214682594thats based and women do that too
mental how gullible /brit/ posters are
Have you accepted Nordicism yet?
>>2146826117 inch device that still fits in your pocket
BREAKING: Mousey named new Labour deputy leader in controversial move by Starmer
>>214682598need her launched out of a rocket projected at my ballsack
very productive day so far
reading brit posts between foreskin stretching exercises
going to kill myself because the neighbour is keeping my amazon parcel hostage and its giving me extreme anxiety and mental health
>>214682629I need to be protected from lies, told the truth, and (in safespace), gaslit
>>214682611More compact. Can still be a large phone but you can put it in your pocket more easilySafer for the screen. If you drop it the screen is protectedMostly a gimmick though
>>214682634have you lost your virginity yet?
>>214682603dreamt that vampires had taken over and there was no police so they could just kill you and eat you whenever they wanted
do you reckon the spice girls ever lezzed outmust of done on one of the tourscorwho you reckon had the strap and who got it?
Does the United Kingdom have ~10% or so per year inflation on real cost of living (food, rent, energy) as well?I adopted the technique of revenge saving and still pay 400€ (350 pounds) or so a month for beer and food.
>>214682603how does that work thenwas your dream just a static image of a website
amazon delivery isn't coming until 5:45-8:45pm
>>214682656just say it wasn't delivered and have amazon send you another
<[-_-]>
Kevin MacDonald will be on WarStrike with Warren Balogh and Eric Striker this week. Jews will NOT be happy.
>>214682681yeah but much worse
theres no cocklike horse cock
CANADIAN GIRL EATS BRITISH CHEESE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dg4BHe83hJs
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>>214682675Scary was definitely into that, and probably Sporty toocor imagine the two Mels lezzing out in their prime
angeisBACK
>>214682675if they did it'd probably have been spontaneous with no accessories so there would've been a lot of fingering and licking and making out etc
much prefer the book style foldable, almost like a dual monitor in your pocket
0_0
>>214682707AAAAAAA SHES SO FIT
>>214682707if it's not foreskin cheese i'm not watching
>>214682688mine's at 2.45. bought 3 bags of rocks.
just watched instagram reels for 3.5 hours
leftypol exposed
>>214682696I did that for the last parcel the held hostage and got a refund. she eventually came round and dropped it off and said they were out when I knocked (she was lying)so I probably can’t get another refund in such a short space of time
Sexo pooey-o
>>214682725forest is cooked
>>214682759Throwing them at homeless people or flushing them down the bog?
Can't believe you guys aren't chippin in rn
>>214682594is this really possible?
>>214682756based fetish
Canada woke up masters libido needs helped
:-)
>>214682764me skulking about in the tartan trousers
>>214682790fomyeg
mistakes were made
>>214682779Well I meant they get fucked by horses most of the time but if they can do it to cows then they can probably do it to horses as well
>>214682778how about you go chip in to buy me some need shoes and pants before I get knifed
>>214682683no i was in some kind of international court having to defend the website to stop it being shut down, and i said that there's a bunch of mfs who would have killed themselves if they couldn't post pictures of frogs all day. And the judges or whatever were like "yeah fair play actually, the site stays up"
toil in 2 hoursknock off at 10home at 10:30 then 4 glorious days off
hippy bldg
>>2146827252nd season conference trophy confirmed
>>214682777front garden needs a spruce up
>>214682806im a freak on a leash! dog leash!!
>>214682819wtf is this miniature snooker
>>214682852*cuts your leash off* RUN BE FREE!
>>214682850Consider the flushing them down the bog if you're a renterAnd the homeless people if you're a homeowner
>>214682725Nuno is better
*sits next to Canada on all fours*
right well my penis is stiff and requires milking pronto
>>214682768call the cops
>>214682833well done for successfully defending us lad
>>214682774>>214682883simply wrong
Rorke's dad on that rail-replacement bus service........does he not realise Welsh is a white man's language too aha
call the cocks!
>>214682902i wouldn't use the word hero, but i do welcome everyone else to use it
>>214682833thanks mate
>>214682833based rorke the eternal defender of /birt/
taking sympathy for my cut if you wish to give any
>>214682918
>>214682822Hear my callI'm chippin inTotal warI'm chippin inCasings fallI'm chippin inKill them all
my wife
>>214682768Fucking pussy how are you gonna let someone do that to you hahah
>>214682818i see. i think men who shag animals are based. bonding with nature and all that
everyone should just switch to automatic why do I need a fucking manual for these comfy night time delivery jobs
roaches are crashing out over the presence of scottish aryan beauties
If there's a new way I'll be the first in line. But it better work this time
oh yeah she might just be a lesbian hay even then the bad thing
Rorke needs to pack that racism in and volunteer at a soup kitchen to feed homeless people of colour
The likelihood of contracting HIV from aggressive, prolonged, unprotected anal sex is 2.387% or 0.02387
>>214682977>curly hair>big nose>aryan
>>214682961
umm
>>214682978A child watching in the back
Why oh why must you swoop through the hoodLike everybody from the hood is up to no goodYou think all the girls around here are trickin'Up there lookin' like super chickenAt night, I see your light through my bedroom windowBut I ain't got shit but the pad and pencilI can't wait 'til I hear you say"I'm going down, mayday, mayday, I'm gonna clown"'Cause every time that the pigs have got meY'all rub it in with the flying NaziMilitary force, but we don't want yaStandin' on my roof with the rocket launcher"So fly like an eagle"But don't follow us wherever we goThe shit that I'm saying, make it's heardMotherfuck you and your punk-ass ghetto birdRun, run, run, from the ghetto birdRun, run, run, from the ghetto birdNow, my homey's here to lick on a trick for a RolexAnd let me try the four nextNow the four I was driving was hotter than JulyLooked up and didn't see it whippin' in the skySaw a chopper with numbers on the bottom"Calling all cars, I think we've got 'em"I hit the gas and I mashed past InglewoodI think I drove through every single hoodSouth central, Compton, and WattsLong Beach, bust a U, here come the copsWish I had a genie with about three wishesMetal flake green on D's I look suspiciousYou know that I'm runningShit, I hear it humming, fuck, I see it comingIs it a bird? Yup, Is it a plane? NoI hit me a right on El SegundoWanted to holla, had to ditch the impalaLet's see if they would follaMe, hit a fence, hit a fence, and anotherMet me, a baby pitbull and his motherRan up in some people's house and looked out of the windowI wish it was my ten-fourHad to pull a strap on a fool named Louis the third'Cause I'm getting chased by the ghetto birdJust put his hat, ehrrr, he combed his hair and then put his hat back onErrr, he's acting nonchalant up there in that cockpit, going 115 miles an hourWith the police chasing him, ehm, they're not gonna beOfficer bird's on his way, and I don't wanna see him
Finished with my woman 'causeShe couldn't help me with my mindPeople think I'm insane becauseI am frowning all the timeAll day long I think of thingsBut nothing seems to satisfyThink I'll lose my mindIf I don't find something to pacifyCan you help meOccupy my brain?Oh yeahI need someone to show me
these women shag far better than me it's not fair
>>214683015justin bieber init
>>214682977kelly hoppen onnamadone
>>214682978gay if you wouldn't let those trans queens spit roast you desu
>>214683026Thought he'd have grown up by now but I guess not. Was never told by a /brit/ lad to grow up so it just never happened
>>214683006this is wrong the danger is from having multiple partners at the same time, or your partner having sex with multiple partners - or being male (gay sex). relationships in series helps to lower the risk of contracting HIV its wrong because "its complicated" and you could of just chosen the most/least to be dishonest
>>214683006Seems way too low
>>214683041Its a strap on
I have a grape fantasy. I want to be feed grapes by women covered in see through cloths while I rest in a hammock
>>214683041coping faggot
On the PIP line now waiting to chat to someone about my bennie-wennies
>>214683006Yeah and bumders in san Francisco were having 100s of partners a week
hard to get motivated as a spastic because office work is off the table for me so it's just minimum wage runt work
>>214682978who are they
>>214683098you have to fill in a form
>>214683104plenty of spastics in offices mate believe me
>>214683125The form hasn't arrived though, that's what I'm gonna tell them. As soon as an agent picks up that is
>>214682022poome
>>214682946hot but what does the dildoer get out of that
>>214683104get yourself a business idea pronto, make your own money
corr girls pants that go up to their hips and big titties
>>214683064still gay if you wouldn't let them peg you
Are witches able to shrink me down to 1 inch tall yet or does a nigga have to wait until simulated reality becomes accessible
girls pants that go around their hips, and big titties. goth titties lick lick lick lick lick >>214683196faggot
>>214682946Based Lesbian Strap On Poster
>>214683177knew a lass like this at work, cor indeed
I think I have a hidden inch if I spend a year getting really lean, like 12% body fat
I JUST HATCHED A PICHU10/15/15 too!
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1757421468858386.jpg
>>214683211You say faggot as if it's supposed to be an insult. Besides bisexual is more accurate
>>214683098Feeling womfy?
how would YOU stop the phone theft problem?
>>214683251send them all back
>>214683251I mean I'd start by well... you know...
So be it I'm your crowbar
>>214683177luv tight fitting high-waist tings
don't much care for south africa's posts
>>214683244Not at all, no. Feel quite will at wease actually. I've been waiting on the wone line for whirty minutes now and wondering if I'll wever get whrough
>>214683251being in judge dredd
*posts*
>>214682978>>214683005this looks retarded
>>214683251Summary corporal punishment. Bring back public flogging and if they keep doing it start chopping fingers and hands off.
>>214683251invent implamnted phones you have in yur hand so darkies can't steal them
How come those are still up but a fully clothed tranny in a gym is taken down immediately?
>>214683280gf's a saffa. find her voice extremely annoying.
>>214683295It really highlights how porn is mostly just over acting
>>214683314Nobody wants to see disgusting trannies.
>>214683314shut up you poof any image of a tranny is gore
>>214682081I've filtered the Belgian who posts in /brit/ because he spams the same shit in every thread. It's annoying.
ah the phone stealing issue... yeah well you see it's a complex one... cost of living you know... and ah... umm yeah...
>>214683314Homo
>>214683251huge tariffs on apple and samsung so people keep their older phones and less get stolen
>>214683295yeah they're so into it they keep checking and adjusting the camera
>>214682081filtering certain flags is just a necessity these days lad e.g. belgium
>sisterberg opens my photos, no selfie, no pictures of friends and family. just random stuff downloaded for shitposting
getting tired of the old anarcho-tyranny
>>214683357or they're just making porn which they sell to coomers.are you autistic by any chance? take things at face value a lot?
>e.g. belgiumdidn't trump rape her in a department store
>>214683341Solution: tax the rich. Use that money to invest in the police. Simple as.
>>214683385Did she ask why you have hundreds of pictures of cartoon frogs?
red leicester
>>214683410yeah sound mate... then I'm thinking we make it so the people that get caught don't go to jail... because you know... equity or something...
just had buldak noodlesfucking mouth burning, storm brewing in my arse
my poos have got massive and there's a noticeable change in the odour. do with that information what you will
>>214683437leicester is blue hun x
>>214683437double gloucester is better
>>214683439>the people that get caught don't go to jailI'm saying the opposite of that. Invest in the police so that criminals can be properly punished
I really can’t wrap my head around whole British towns/villages being predominantly Muslim. I can’t believe it
>>214683443get the carbonara ones next time, less spicy
>>214683436she just called me a freak
failed normie walk later hopefully get some female attention
>>214683437*mogs you*
>>214683457>do with that information what you willok i will*starts wanking*
>>214683462alri david lammyhttps://youtu.be/DsR4Nx-ELgc
Take it there's a new janny about?
love cheese love fatty meats love carbs fat bastard me
>>214683473not hard to believe when islam is the truth inshallah
>>214683476I've got the carbonara ones but I just wanted to try the cheese ones
>>214683399SAME
lel
>>214683469they should also legalise weed and tax the shit out of it. instant billions.
>>214683512oh DO grow up
NEET incel walk later hopefully no one makes eye contact with me
>>214683512scream
>>214683506Islam is even stupider than Christianity, it’s quite a feat
sex with anons sister
Uh ohhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwy9dwe50leo
>>214682327Agreed - Season 1 was genuinely a 10/10
19 and on my 3rd year of college and my 3rd course, still haven't passed maths, still don't know what to do with my life, still look like a freak when talking to people, but mumberg and dadstein don't want me to be a NEET so I'm stuck doing a course I hate.
>>214683512twinned with knob lane
prophet muhammad was a slut for bbc
Wonder what the average age is here
>>214683564what course? also your 19 stop crying it's not that bad
>>214683564I’m old enough to be your dad nigga
>>214683564Did maths at uni. What you struggling with?
SEXO
>>214683564FOLC
>>214683597Times tables :(
>>214683494Had to double check this wasnt a skit or some ai edit
>>214683564you want to pack that shite in and get those shelves stacked la
Is Valheim good
wish I was 19 again. fuck I fucked up my life so fucking bad
>>214683583overheard a few lads at freshers last week talking about it, was surprised but didn't say anythingprobably 19? not exactly a normal place to spend your time in as an adult hahah
>>214683642>>214683642>>214683642>>214683642
>>214683663>>214683663>>214683663New
ktim
>>214683564if you can't pass a-level maths why are you even tryingthe only thing it would allow you to do is even harder maths / maths related courses at universityif you're not cut out of academics then drop it and try doing something hands on, a trade, a cook, a barber, whatever.
