>>214692369THREAD THEME:https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FLXdA__ju18
Lmfao.jpeg
brewing a coffee in my kitchen and a poo in my belly
I think Ben Jewry is right about JFK. That shit was 60 years ago.I don't give a fuck about the holocaust either. It was like 200 years ago.
>>214696391
business idea: r9k but without porn
my whore wife loooooooool
who buys this shit
>>214696476spinster
What do you think about this?
>>214696476
>>214696537happens
when is it acceptable for a new thread to be MADE, then postedpeople always cry is it's 1 post early but immediately move anyways but god forbid it's 305. idgi
>>214696476HIDEOUS
>>214696537>fairfax county virginiaVGH HOME
>>214696587Nobody actually cares, its usually from the guy seething who wanted to make the thread and got beat to it.
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yesterday a dude made a new like 10 posts early but didn't link and then when it reached limit he still lost to someone else who had just made it
>>214696645That's what should happen. I'm tired of these mfers that can't wait
>>214696645fr?
>>214696607what does VGH mean, I keep seeing this?
>>214696638from my observations everyone chimps out at 305 and moves to a second thread even if the first one has already passed 310 and ignores the "early" one but if it's 308 then someone will cry but be ignoredwhy is this autism so rife here?
>>214696537Love is love, chuds
310 is acceptable
>>214696784but then the thread made at 310 will be ignored by a 308 or 309 despite being early...
>>214696692what your mom says when i mash my willy into her vagina hole
got 2 pairs of kick-ass jeans for $30 at the thrift storereturned the ones I got yesterday because they didn’t fit, the new ones fit great thoughbeit
>>214696819As long as it's not too early
>>214696820these people are so mentally ill they should literally be culled.
>>214696819308 is acceptable if the new is not shitty and the thread is fast
>>214696826
>>214696850>>214696885ok ty>>214696370kill yourself worthless faggot nobody loves you
where are the messssicans?
>>214696885All early news are shitty and low quality
>>214696868>These people are mentally ill Meanwhile the last leader of Canada
>>214696933wouldn't surprise me if he was a furfag too. surely you realize every Canadian hates Trudeau?
>>214696868Meanwhile in Canada
>>214696974Wasn't he like the prime minister of Canada for 10 years what are you talking about
>>214696933>the fuck are they doing
>>214696868>These people are mentally ill Meanwhile Canada makes people like Keffals and they aren't thrown in jail
Hey man keep Austin weird ya know what I'm sayin. we don't want no normal here
>>214697053>This place smells like shit
Meanwhile the current leader of the US
>>214697033janny will get SUPER made if we talk about poooolitics too much but yes he was from 2015 to 2025. lots of foids and brownoids voted for him the first time, lots of boomers the second time. so in other words, no real Canadians just interloping minorities, lesbian feminists, and dying squatters.
>>214696868grrrrrdon’t test me, smoothskin!
>>214696476I do
un forasteiro
Being a pervert is cool if it's heterosexual perversion
My favorite general has been taken over by pedophiles
>>214697065where are those banging pair of tits from?
>>214697132Donald Trump's official signature doesn't look like that unironically. People were calling that out as soon as the letter came out
>>214697179/fr/ has fallen to pedophiles?
barely sat down and already feeling the goon urges
Indian women are super hotit's really unfair how god made gross poor thirdies have lots of hot women, but then filled firstie white nations with ugly women
>>214697193That's a Canadian dude with a cock
>>214697220Cope, they released his other signatures around the same time, it looks the same. Epstein himself said Trump was his best friend
>>214697220it's not an official government document though it's a personal cardThe broad up and down strokes looks similar to me to his writing style
>>214697234Some indian chicks are very hot I agree.>but then filled firstie white nations with ugly womenthat's not true
>>214697227No /tennis/
having a white russian just like my hero the dude
>>214697268>Epstein himself said Trump was his best friendPost literally any source
>>214697179Ahh /bant/ smg, perhaps the biggest failthread on the site
these jeans are actually so good guys
Jason on the lefthttps://x.com/loncarrita/status/1965075997293936688
>>214697281White women can't compete with brown godesseslatinas and indians are uber hot. white girls just look plain by comparison
i had sex with spinster and no one believes menow i know how those me too women felt except i'm not lying
If you're happy and you know itclap your ass
>The great goonless rage incident of 2025 was a significant event in Nepal which caused the military dictatorship to come to power
>>214697330Lol
>>214697330sigh
middle easterners are so hyperbolic and melodramatic about everything, it's impossible for me to take them seriously most of the time. the littlest things are cause for a massive production from them, they scream and wail at literally nothing. when i see videos of blown up streets and corpses i honestly kinda shrug because i know they were all screaming and crying before the bombs even dropped, probably because a cat ran away or they spilled a glass of goat's milk. the upset arab woman in a scarf crying over some rubble might just be the most tiresome and played out trope of the 21st century. i am NOT a fan of it.
>>214696476>fromWill the 1tb version be $500 extra?
>>214697176perversion is normal. that's why women dress the way they do when they go for a night out. they know what they're doing. they know men are eyeing them like dogs
>>214697330my pecker could never
>>214697330damn!
>>214697300
about to poo
my wife just started an all-liquid diet I'm going to go fucking postal
>>214697316>white girls just look plain by comparisonI don't agree, but to each their own. >>214697330would destroy
>>214697350Tftp
>>214697392Tell her your cummies at liquid too
>>214697381It's hearsay. That's like me saying "I'm your greatest friend".
>>214697300>Years later Epstein would tell the journalist Michael Wolff that he had been Trump’s “closest friend for 10 years”, in audio tapes published on Wolff’s Fire and Fury podcast last year. Epstein also told Wolff that Trump liked to “fuck the wives of his best friends”, and said the first time he slept with Melania Trump was on Epstein’s planehttps://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jul/18/trump-epstein-friendship
>>214697392I did a juice cleanse for a week and I felt so weak and fucked up it was like doing whipits
>>214697433Okay, Im just saying that's what Epstein said, it makes sense with the bday message he gave to Epstein.
Need one
>>214697369
>>214697429she's never given me a blowjob in my life. she'll kiss the dog on the mouth but she won't blow me. how does she think I feel?
>>214697350The Turkish language sounds like someone is about to start beating his wife.
>>214697402Great ass, horrific plain looking face
>>214697468You're saying it as if though you're claiming it's fact though
>>214697477I love English Roses so much
i'm some sort of beta ugly incel
>>214697482to be fair they're usually right on the verge of beating their wife or they've just finished beating her
>>214697376You can find an angle. >>214697392Why? She's gonna ruin her health.
>>214697508See >>214697453
>>214697527That's Arabs
just poo'd
>>214697508I didn't say that, I said Epstein said himself, it all adds up together.
>>214697467all she eats is soup and green drink. she looks so fucking unhealthy but is convinced this diet is going to save her life or something
>>214697521twin
Is this real?
>>214697330Bros theres this girl whose built like this at me gym, maybe her ass even bigger but a very mid bitch face. worth a shot? could make a fool of myself
>>214697552same thing honestly, no point in drawing a line.
>>214697453Read>>214697433
>>214697516I like em too, people are just posting spray tan chavs, but there are some cute hot girls in England. I would go again.
>>214697565You should tell her about the woman who went on a fruit only diet and then died of starvation.
>>214697577stop posting jewish propaganda in this general
>>214697564>I didn't say that >they released his other signatures around the same time, it looks the same.
theres several sexy tight ass girls at the gym, i'd never approach them though that would be weird, i don't talk to anyone at the gym
i could swear sour patch kids used to be more sour
>>214697583>worth a shot?Always. >>214697619you should, but not a creepy way
>>214697629That's probably because the original chemical that causes mouth burns got banned most likely
its over
I am willing and able to have sex with a petite Indian woman
>>214697647>Always. At the gym, isn't it kinda weird? Like just walk up and be like hey how's it going?I get a boner whenever she's working around me
>>214697614between you and me I wouldn't mind if that bitch croaked
I haven't eaten any "candy" in over 5 years, last thing was a bag of Twizzlers. I find it hard to imagine grown adults just buying candy and eating it, seems retarded and juvenile.
>>214697713lmao based boomer
Indonesia.
>>214697710Yeah I guess it's weird at the gym. Are other people striking conversations?
>>214697760That’s what Islam does to children!
>>214697718i have a place near me that makes homemade candy and chocolate so i eat it occasionally. id never buy some nestle brand slop shit though
>>214697760wtf I thought zest was haram?
>>214697760theres 283 million of them and they all act like that
>>214697794That's a little different and slightly more acceptable, plus you're supporting a decent local business.
I love sweets
>>214697718I ate peanut MnMs because they’re in trail mix
blow up 47
Have you ever noticed that enigmas never age?
>>214697618You were contesting the claim that Epstein made when you were replying not the signature.
>>214697706why petite?I like the busty ones.
>>214697893No I was also contesting the signature don't be dishonest and attempt to change the point of argument>>214697220
>>214697848
Trump would never draw a small titted bitch like that let’s be honest
Big fan of this image
>>214697864trail mix isn't candy though
>>214698009I think he deliberately drew her with small tits because he knows epstein likes em young.
i dont like trump but i dont think he diddled the younglings
>>214698048It literally has candy in it
>>214697979Then you replied>>214697433At that point we were talking about the what Epstein said>>214697508Claiming as fact what epstein said.>>214697564I didn't say that only said what epstein said.Then you brought up the signature again.
>>214698070>Then you brought up the signature again.Yes only because you did
All of these ghouls are trying to run out the clock and suppress the info from being made public. They hope to die before they are faced with any level of shame; there will never be any consequences though. Even Bill Cosby was let out of prison after spending decades drugging and raping women and then paying them to stay quiet.
to goon or not to goon
>>214698009Right? Like there's no way
>>214698063Is eating a slice of apple pie the same as eating a scoop full of granulated sugar? The pie has sugar IN it, after all.
>>214698124N E V E REVER G O O NO ON
>>214698136The pie is actually worse because it has more than a scoop full of sugar but I digress
I don't like mixing caffeine and alcohol
>>214698174I accept your concession.
There's no way to approach women in a non creepy way. it's always creepy
>>214698174Desert recipes have way too much sugar. The rare times I bake something sweet I put half the sugar the recipe requires and it still tastes too sweet.
How many of you look like this?
I DON'T WANT TO SURVIVE. I WANT TO LIVE
>>214697760Wtf Lollllll
>>214698182I accept your concession.
>>214698218>How many of you look like this?t.
>>214698218I look like this
Rest In Peace, Chevy Chase. loved you in Christmas Vacation
Indonesians are a pigmy fairy race. their souls are naturally full of vibrant light hearted energyIndonesians should be cherished and protected
Loud farting erupting out of my ass and into the chair
>>214698099I think you got confused, you said it was hearsay what epstein said, I said im only stating was epstein said, you said I said it was a fact(that what epstein was saying is true). Then at the end you brought at the signature again which wasn't in the context of the prior replies discussing what epstein said on tape.
>>214698237I was hoping the joke wouldn't go right over your head.
>>214698255Rip angel
Nippon.
>>214698255niggas real name is Cornelius lmfao
>>214698218i look like this
>>214698242Wtf is he black, white or latinx?
>>214698273I was hoping you would take the Xxxl dildo out of your ass
there you go, you big mouth fuck FUCK!! FUCK!!
Japs are a demonic race. their souls are naturally full of foul perverted energyJaps should be hated and destroyed
>>214698218How did you get this photo of me?
>>214698319I think you have them confused with Venezuelans.
>>214698319Their culture and everything looks so alien to me. I don't know if I would enjoy Japan. But I might be wrong.
>>214698303Mexican meth-head that spray painted his face black for Halloween
DAMN IT I forgot what I was going to search on youtube
>>214698319t. Kevin Liu
>>214698305>and just like that he's talking about sodomywhy are you like this
>>214698280I find it really creepy when adults dress as animals or clowns. Not ghost creepy, but I have to avoid this person creepy.
>>214698367he's doing crack face
I have no real existence on this earth. I am not of this reality
>Japs should be hated and destroyed
>>214698367Dios mio!
I think I'm going to become a bit thief. Gonna start stealing peoples' bits like saying I'm drinking covfefe or posting pictures of my dinner or being a retarded insufferable faggot.
>mfw there was one more ice cream bar in the box I thought was empty
LOL
>>214698386My response https://youtu.be/m_W4u1D_nlo?si=2J_ZFDjz5iBNuof3
>>214698395At a fundamental level i cannot connect with others. I try to force myself to feel a genuine connection, but there's just nothing thereI know this person next to me exists in a different reality incomprehensible to me, and so socializing is pointless
>>214698432
>>214698478
>>214698423looks like the lady who took my virginity except her hair was more reddish brown
I'll pay the bill *pushes your wallet off the table*
Have you guys taken the ClowCore pill?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frZAL0YRDJ0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT7x1NvGf5k
Palestine, whatever happened there
Fellas is it gay to drink a margarita with a straw
Imagine losing your virginity to a milf ... nice , hell yeah
>>214698537Who? Do I know you?
>>214698537>Whatever happened there?! It was another Shoah!!
>>214698524ngl I would actively participate in a clown holocaust.
>>214698541My brother told me that men shouldn't use straws because "men don't suck they sip" because of this I have probably saved like 100 turtles
>>214698541only if your lips are very plump and sexy
>>214698048I know, I said I ate peanut MnMs (which are candy) because they’re in trail mix
https://youtu.be/1oKKwuIZzr8
>it was anudda shoah and you caused it with your fuckin tweets and criticisms of israel!!!
>>214698575Sucking on straws is a gateway drug to dick suckingo algo
>>214698575he's got a point
He was the ugliest man that had come to /cum/. He was bandy-legged and limped. His hunched shoulders almost met across his chest; and his head rose to a point where a few short hairs sprouted.
We did it Jeffrey, we got away with raping a bunch of underage girls. Only one thing left. The clues.
You will always be a loser. Yes we are talking about you behind your back when you're not in /cum/. No you are not part of the gang and never will
The Chinese and the Viets got some good bakeries
>>214698537That fuckin animal Netanyahu
>>214698579I know, which is why I confirmed that you're not the despised subject of my original post as you aren't an adult who specifically goes out to purchase and consume candy like a small child is apt to do.
>>214698561I saw these guys live, it was an amazing show. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Gha9xrM10w
>>214698642He's kinda a party animal or so I've heard
>>214698642>t. the Sha of Iran after we bombed it
SAUDIA ARABIA, QATAR, AND THE UAE JUST DECLARED WAR ON ISRAELLET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
no matter how much i lift i will always be 5'7
>>214698641they most certainly do not, what an absurd thing to say. baking, specifically top tier baking, is exclusively a western european tradition.why are thirdies constantly trying to pilfer and appropriate culture from my BL3ZZ3D EVR0PA
>>214698665He's a come from behind kinda guy.
>>214698575This. No straight man puts a phallic object in their mouth.
>>214698675JUST ONEMORE FIGHTAND I'LL MAKE HISTORY
>>214698684at least you're not 5'1"
>>214698537It’s sad when they go young like that
>>214698707The banh mi is internationally famous and Chinese baking is directly based on Western European influence
>>214698741that's women tier
my destiny is move to USA so i can bleaching the mutts who live there
decided to goon and finished within 2 minutes
>>214698759copycat shit at best, literally NO ONE thinks about baking when they think of China or its cuisine.
>>214698774Please stay in Spain.
Sad that women control their vaginas and you have to woo the female creature to gain access to the vaginal openingReality is hellish
The NEET saga ends. I am now employed.
>>214698774We will just think youre a Mexican
>>214698653But I technically bought candy Also I bought and ate candy on Halloween that was left over Do I still get the wall
>>214698421that'll show em
>>214698798Actually Chinese baking is popular all over Asia, Europe and America. Just because you are a close-minded does not mean your opinion is the general consensus
>>214698830It's absolutely not and you're just spouting retarded lies at this point.
>>214698813*cries*
>>214698813Good for you
>>214698771exactly
theres this guy on the gym and he's fucking huge with a mean face and a police shirt, like 6'8 build like a tank wide as fuck and i'm damn, there's no way i'll ever mog that no matter what
>>214698850I accept your defeat graciously
>>214698816You bought trail mix and incidentally obtained some candy; if you'd wanted purely candy you would've bought M&M's and not trail mix. As for the most recent development in your post, RE: candy consumed on Halloween - yes you will be summarily shot against a brick wall. The offense is even more egregious as you've used a child's holiday to buttress your juvenile behaviour.
>>214698901You can't accept someone else's defeat Einstein. You can accept their surrender; only they can accept their own defeat.
>>214698911I'm not reading that
>>214698947oh sweaty we both know you read the whole thing
>>214698942"I accept your defeat" is a common phrase in the English language.
>>214698874Imagine sucking him off
>>214698942>>214698978i accept your penis
>mom buys bagels>it has raisins/blueberries
>>214698978Lol no it's not
>>214698977>oh sweaty we both *shits pants*
>>214698989gay
>>214698804My voice is super deep (mostly from breathing in crap...) and i've learned women apparently find it really sexyStill a retarded cel all the same
>>214698675nothing ever happens
>>214698994*Kisses you* I know.
>>214698995I remember being a kid and my mom would do groceries and come home with cinnamon raisin bagels and herb/garlic cream cheese. Like nigga WHAT THE FUCK. When I'd ask her what I'm supposed to put on the bagel she'd say "honey or peanut butter or jam".
>>214698977very unfortunate face
>>214698995whatsa matter bagel boy afraid you might taste something?
>>214699023**licks your penis**
>>214698996>Ummm umm ummm *starts stuttering* nnnnnn noooo it it it it's not
>>214699025>cinnamon raisin bagels and herb/garlic cream cheese momberg sounds like a real retard-bergIf this was my mom, I'd stone her to death, for real
>>214698874thats the kind of guy who will cum in your ass with potent semen if you look at him wrong
>>214699057*Pushes cock down your throat*
I just think we should see other people
>>214699082**fondles your balls**
>>214699077he would legit kill you with a single punch if your beta faggot ass came to him with that shit, so would i
Need a new goyphone
Ok ok hear me out: cinnamon raisin bagel with normal cream cheese and a cherry dr.brown
>>214699106are you in a relationship together?
>>214699070She was a good mom overall, just kinda ditzy on some stuff like that. Usually it happened when I didn't come with her to do groceries, otherwise I'd point out the logistical issues. Woman brains can only function so well.
>>214699012> i've learned women apparently find it really sexyI once ended up speaking to a women who really liked my voice but was really disappointed once she saw me IRL lol
let the good times roll
>Tfw no fart gf
>>214696476The only apple product I ever owned was an iPod touch
>>214699210you think you want that
apple products are shit honestly, i've used a lot of them and they suck shit. constantly updating and glitching or crashing, they're made for retards who don't know how to do anything and just want to live the bugman pod life.i bet if you compare the rate of vaxxxers to iphone users there's a strong correlation.
that coin has spoken, no goon today
>>214699249Good, I commend your discipline
>>214699205nice menorah
first post best postthis, so much this
>>214699255let me explain you the rules, i roll best of 3 and then best of 5, whichever reaches 3 and 5 first wins and i re roll until that happens, face means yes
>>214699299Why not just roll once and let that decide
Wake up dead tired drink insane amounts of coffee throughout day Can't fall asleep because of all the caffeine Wake up tired ...And so the cycle repeats
>>214699310i feel like its fairer to have a longer game
>>214699245Some of the laptops are good but they heat up too much
Apple more like CRAPPLE
>>214699340i hate their OS and their little ecosystem more than anything else. it's a whole subculture they've created that disgusts me. about the only good thing i can say is their digital keyboards work very well for typing with thumbs.
Fapple
the airpod live translation thing is cool, i will now be able to tell if mexicans are making fun of me in their language at mcdonalds.
>>214699394I like that you don't have install drivers like crazy when I plug some music hardware. Also I hate all the windows updates constantly. It sucks when using a laptop and trying to play something and in the middle the fucking thing starts updating. But I know what you mean.
>>214699414Report the place to ICE if they are
>>214699434>and trying to play somethingmeaning music or dj-ing and such.
not speaking english should just be immediate grounds for deportation
>>214699472based, reclaim brazil brother
>>214699472Spanish is beautiful when it's one person speaking itBut multiple speakers sounds like a herd of Jawas chittering It conjures a strong feeling of revulsion
>>214699507spanish is the ugliest piece shit language i ever had the displeasure of knowing it exists
>>214699507spanish girls speaking is hot
im cumming right now
schizo faggot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEc5WjufSps
>>214699565Hey me too
>>214699593can i cum inside your bum hole?
>>214699565*stops your cum*
>>214699573>>214699573>>214699573
Bastard bitch
>>214699609no that's gay
>>214699686so?
>>214699703i'm not gay retard
>>214699768so?
>>214699777so kys
>>214699791why
>>214699811why not
>>214699821i havent coomed in you
>>214699840and you never will
>>214699878why
>>214699884i'm not gay retard
>>214699902so?
>>214699915so kys
>>214699933why
>>214699946why not
>>214699982i havent coomed in you
>>214699994and you never will>whyi'm not gay retard>so?so kys>whywhy notAd infinitumThere buddy I completed our loopthat's that I got go to gym
>>214700049ok enjoy
