galactic conquest edition>>214699573
>>214703242this is in no way a comparable song.still good thoeverbeit
>>214703231Starting to think we'll never colonize other planets
eat my galactic cockgottem
>>214703269Shipwrecks are so tragically kino. They're an intrinsic part of North American culture. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8Fi46BFAF0&list=PLjzxksagVkmyZZahPb0TbJfuVZAOFYD-G
>>214703340>They're an intrinsic part of North American culture.trvke
>socially awkward>drink an extreme 8% twisted tea>suddenly all my social deficiencies go away
>The Tragically Hip
>>214703358are you me, but with an anime fixation and bad taste?
>>214703358i'm twisted as well
Live your myth in Dayton, Ohio
astronomers be like>i need to cool down my bedroom, so i built a larger house and boiled all the water in it.
>>214703298I firmly believe we'll colonize at least one planet in our solar system, but I also firmly believe we will never, NEVER colonize a single planet outside our solar system. The scale of space is so unbelievably unfairly large that even if we found a way to traverse it, what leaves the solar system and what arrives in the proxima centauri will have no link or allegiance to each other. 4.24 years for everything we say to proxima centauri, and 4.24 years for everything they say back. nah.
>Why yes I enjoy The Tragically Hip >Thanks for noticing.
>>214703408is that the river that caught fire 50 years ago?
>>214703372if you are socially awkward... we are not so different, you and i
>>214703402oh yea i love dayton ohiohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVlcADaT94o
i support trans men
The Wreck of the Matcha Pilates
>>214703411the amount of work required to get even a single self-sufficient colony anywhere in space exceeds the total output of all countries on earth for all of history. it is impossible, and doubly so as long as there are urkelkin stabbing strangers over shoes o algo
Just found out you can buy DMAA online
>>214703387are you that Brasileiro who was looking to break into the software development industry? or perhaps that Brasileiro who speculated about starting a coffee business?
i gotta get out of this mess
>>214703491both
>>214703231I see a galactic merchant.
>>214703476I believe in the indomnitable human spirit to at least do two things:>colonize something>confirm that there is in fact alien life on europa, because there literally is
Leafbros is $70K salary enough in Regina?
my best friend made millions off the gamestop short squeeze and i haven't heard from him since
A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL
>>214703524he ditched your ass
>socially awkward>drink alcohol>still social awkward, only moreso
>>214703515You can live nicely on 70k there but the taxes are quite highI would suggest getting a side hustle if you want to retire
>>214703514>there is in fact alien life on europa, because there literally isastronomy cultists be like>of course i believe in something without having evidence. how could you tell?
>>214703544same, not gay though
>>214703515nocute 2hu thoughbeit
>>214703524niggas in aruba while you're in the /cum/ general
>not socially awkward>drink alcohol>turn into a fucking asshole and get into fights, usually ends with my ass getting beat
>>214703524maybe he got kidnapped and tortured to death for his money
>>214703545>>214703557Should I just join the military as an officer so I can retire. I am 28 the clock is ticking, I have a bachelors degree
I am just bad at video games
>>214703546Without evidence?>life formed on earth, which has tectonic activity that spews minerals into the ocean and also heats it>europa's ocean is twice as big as earth's oceans, it also has tectonic activity (rare for the solar system), it also has a heated core, it is also heated by jovian gravity pulling the ice sheets causing friction on the surface>europa has existed for twice as long as the earth has existedIt is not based on "it came to me in a dream", it is based on the exact same conditions life spawned on earth, but given twice the time scale for biogenesis
>>214703595nigga we bout to go to war turn on the teevee
>>214703606>it is based on the exact same conditions life spawned on earthyou actually believe that too
>socially awkward >alcohol tastes yucky so can't drink it
>>214703595if you want to then yeah, sounds goodit won’t be easy thoughbeit
>>214703621What prevents Europan oceans from having life? And before you say that the onus of proof is on me, I'm asking in relation to the doubt that Europa's conditions are different from the conditions life formed on earth. How are the differences preventing life? The ocean has currents, minerals, entropy, and a whole lot more of that than earth. Earth has extremophiles that existed subsisting off of thermal vents. Are you saying that even extremophiles couldn't form on Europa, with the same conditions as earth? I'D LIKE TO SEE WHY YOU THINK THAT...
>drink alcohol>become an annoying faggot
I love Addison Rae
No more heroes, it's kill or be killedLook after nobody but yourself, nothin' else to doNo more heroes, no time to stand stillIf you are gonna be the number 1
I wanna see the fuckin' 302
>drink alcohol>shart
>>214703689>drink alcohol>suddenly become interesting to normies>stop drinking alcohol>"why is he talking about the jews and mass migration so much?"
this guy at work walks around like his shit don't stink
Are we all seeing the same moon?
if i was god i wouldn't have made such a dogshit boring world
>>214703732That happens to me when I drink red wine
>drink alcohol>start talking about how hot trannies are
lol this fucking idiot fell
Why do people continue existing after 30?Your youth is over, physical problems may be building if you weren't careful in your 20s, either stuck raising family or a perma wizard. Either way all the fun of life is over and behind youSo why don't you kill yourselves? Idgi
>>214703793your 30s are when you actually become intelligent
>>214703780KEK *stomps on his head*
>>214703747I am that guy and my shit is better than yours
>>214703411We HAVE to find a way to warp space itself to move faster than light, or a way to use wormholes. Both of these might be impossible, but if they aren't, then they are our only chance at leaving the solar system
>>214703779i believe all women, no matter what
>>214703804You have more accumulated knowledge but actually less ability to gain more knowledge because your brain is now less plastic
>>214703779THOSE VIDEOS WERE REAL???
>>214703764It's a space station, npc
>>214703779 he did convince women to do porn under false pretenceshowever: 27 years? wtf!
>>214703831yes and someone made a chart of all the girls that filed charges with links to their videos
>>214703853what did he tell them?
>>214703779He's jewish btw
>>214703830>ess plasticit's actually more plastic because it's been filling with microplastics your whole lifewith that being said learning is a lifelong process and there's no excuse to stagnate
>>214703815A big part of me wants to say that moving faster than light is impossible. All current knowledge points to it being impossible. But maybe it's a wright brothers situation where everyone firmly believes flight is impossible right before someone proves it can be done. We don't know what we don't know.I guess the stakes are high when it's the difference between being able to exploit what's in our solar system versus being able to spread to pretty much our entire galaxy (100 billion to 400 billion stars, a lot more than 1). That's some real Isaac Asimov's The Last Question shit right there.
I slept through dinner i only heard momberg banging on my door but i was too sleepy
>>214703858>would you like to have sex with me in exchange for money? i am going to record you having sex and sell the videos online.
>>214703858he said he would release the porn in foreign countries and they would never be associated with it
>>214703874so where's the problem?
i bet you pooped today nigga
>yes goy spend half your youth waging and getting in debt studying and if you're very lucky I'll throw you a few high value shekels! Good goy!
>>214703831>>214703854wdym real?
>>214703884they forgot that people could see the videos, so they actually agreed under false pretenses, and also they were underdeveloped 20-30 year old with child like brains and couldn't consent.
>>214703891they were real, vapid whores without video experience and not professional porn stars.
Why are they like this?
Karl Marx was right.
Women are all whores. They all do shit like girlsdoporn all the time but they won't give me a gf.
>>214703779he deserves every year of that sentence. but those videos still make me lose gallons, and i'm glad candid non-faked porn exists.
>>214703914where can i find these videos?
>>214703916>redditmay as well ask chatGPT for the most milquetoast npc soygolem opinion possible
niggas really just spend their night getting angry at days old posts by retarded strangers on the internet
@grok are her breast juicy?
>>214703885No chance pepe nigguh
>>214703950are you niggas?
>>214703869>learning is a lifelong process and there's no excuse to stagnateYou can gain more knowledge but your brain is objectively slower and relies more on crystalized intelligence--that is to say all your accumulated knowledge from life experience Very little kids can learn a new language much faster than grown adults
>>214703779women be like >AHHH the consequences of my actions!
>>214703871>A big part of me wants to say that moving faster than light is impossibleIt is, because of E = MC2Anything with mass needs infinite energy to move the speed of light, which of course is impossible.However, it MIGHT be possible to bend space in such a way as to propel us long distances in a time much faster than light speed.https://youtu.be/Vk5bxHetL4s?si=4xyENbjOdhjRB7EJ
sexting the fiancee
>>214703990Didn't read
>>214703938ukdevilz or any other russian hosted porn piracy website
>>214703959>Very little kids can learn a new language much faster than grown adultsthis is true more for language than most skills because there's a specific period you're supposed to learn it>You can gain more knowledge but your brain is objectively slower and relies more on crystalized intelligenceyou can overcome this with exercise, shrooms, and intellectual discipline & curiosity
usually have a cheeky cinnamon raisin bagel pre-workout snack in the morning but they only had mini bagels this weekabsolutely gutted
>>214703885im a poop nigga im not ashamed
>>214703973>nooooooo I can't just get a regular job like a normal person!!!! I have to be fucked by ugly old men for money!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>214703997why spend your time talking to such a person?
>>214703990can i fuck her
>>214703990i fucked her
>>214704020>>214704025that was fast
>>214704020she has all the power here my only rule is that your dick has to be bigger than mine
>>214703996>russian hosted porn piracy websiteAny examples? Ukdevils is wiped of it
PRINCE WILLIAMS AIN'T DO IT RIGHT IF YOU ASK ME BECAUSE IF I WAS HIM I WOULDA MARY KATE AND ASHLEY
>You are in fact a drug addict… aren’t you, anon?
>>214704041
You look like this
>>214704052Yes, and I'm better off for it.
>>214704079squeeze me as hard as you can
Indian sloppa is on the way>Shrimp vindaloo extra spicy>Garlic Naan>Vegetable samosas
>>214704075Lame as fuckCan't stand porn with penises and gross men making gross men grunts and noisesLesbian ONLY for this guy
the more indian slop you eat, the more indian you look and the more indian your mind becomes.
>>214703997>you can overcome this with exercise, shrooms, and intellectual discipline & curiosityAgain, I didnt say you can't learn new things. You are either not understanding or copingI said that your ability to acquire new things is still slower with age. Your brain defaults more to past experience. Which gives you a large advantage with building on knowledge already gained, but a disadvantage when it comes to learning something brand new compared to a younger mind. You are coping
>>214704079Pfft. I'm nothing like that. I'm this. As you can see, very different.
>>214704115I've never eaten that kind of food in my life before
I smoke brisket you smoke cocks
doin some dude gang weed, might print and paint this statue soon (female version of the emperor)
>>214704079>>214704128I mog you both
>>214704112this but solo stuff
>>214704136i guess it just comes naturally to you
I watch horror movies at Black-Majority Neighborhoods for the funny banter
>>214704143dude i fucking love weed and not joking either i’m high as shit rn
I smoked weed once and didn't like it and never did it again
I look like this
>>214704165Why do you live in Uruguay
think any of you are women and would they be interested in having sex with me in a purely transactional manner
>>214704143why isn't the femperor wearing pants?
What's with these zesty ass niggas?
sometimes I'm glad the lgbt are losing rightsimagine if we go back to gaybashing
Going to smoke some weed and buy a lottery ticket and play some Counter-Strike: 2
>>214704165I did an edible once and it just made me paranoid and overly introspective I tried a one hitter of weed another time, and i guess i didn't breathe it in deeply enough because it didn't seem to have any effect
stop giving in to your vices.
/cum/ is senran kagura general
Some gay ass shit and then anime. It's always the same case
/cum/ is a black pilled incel general
NO ONE'S GOING TO GIVE IT AWAYTHEY MAKE IT HARD FOR THE PEOPLE TODAAAAYTO GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU'VE GOT TO DO IT YOURSEEELFDON'T BE AFRAID TO DRIVE THE NAIL IN THE WOODOR DRINK THE BOTTLE IF IT TASTES SO GOOOODYOU'LL GO THE DISTANCE. YOU NEVER THOUGHT THAT YOU COULDREACH OUT AND TAAAKE ITREACH OUT AND TA-TA-TAKE ITTTTT
>>214703231I belong up there.
>>214704117you're literally coping by making excuses. im 26 and get smarter every dayonly cucked faggots reject self-improvement
>>214704096Raja is picking at your toppings right now on his way
>>214704219I'm not an incelI am blackpilled though
>>214704194im sending you my energy so send me half when we win the lotteryit’s only fair
>>214704236Good post. There are only two things in life: Who I am, and who I want to be
>>214704160me either it was cringe for a bit but its cooler again
>>214704173Retarded peasent ancestors chose the south america boat and not the north america boat circa 1900
Freedom is slaveryYour content soldYour liquid dorsalSo profitablePay for pastimePay to unwindPay to be bornPay to die
>>214703874OOOOOH THAT RASCAL!!!
here is your motivational image of the day, /cum/
>>214704251Ok throw me some numbers
We don't put mayo in cold cuts here
>waaah waaah after 30 life is literally over and you can't change anythingskill issue, fixed mindset cuck
if i had a choice would've left society long ago but i don't have a choice
>>214704324139698008833
>>214704340I didn't start smoking weed until I turned 29
>>214704328God's timing is always right
>>214704236I didn't say anything against self improvement.It's an objective fact that the brain becomes less plastic with age, i.e you rely more on what all your experience and prior knowledge has taught you Teaching a 50 year old something new, that he has no experience with, is more difficult than teaching a teen something newim sorry that reality discomforts you
>>214704362sex with bulma
watching claraatwork she's so pretty :)
I would never post lottery numbers even as a joke because on the one in a billion point chance that I posted the right ones and didn't buy a ticket I would have a mental break and assume that god is real and he hates me
Your dad is tryna find my pussy pics up on reddit
>>214704379lotteries are the joke if you understand anything, anything about statistics
>>214704390yeah my dad is an old porn addicted boomer, he's in to normal things at least he still just types in shit like big boobs, cumshot and shit like that
>>214703697I jerked off to that one music video quite a few times
>>214704404okay yeh but imagine you post them exactly and the next day you see them, it would be supernatural and you'd be a fool
all the amateur subreddits suck ass now b/c it's just whores posting their OF and redgif samples instead of eager sluts posting for the thrills.
would you take a thousand dollars guaranteed or risk it for a 1% chance of 1 million
>>214704362Vegeta, I fucking kneel
>>214704410That's based and in touch with the human condition
>>214704404Weird pseudo-intellectual postEveryone buying a lottery ticket knows they have a snowballs chance in hell of actually winning the jackpot
>>214704378wow she is pretty! i think i'll goon to her stream :)
>>214704410How do you know your dad's porn history? Wtf
>>214704431Take the thousand
>>214704379>I would have a mental break and assume that god is real and he hates mehave you considered god hates you regardless?you sound like a total faggot
>>214704431Thousand, but raise that percentage and I may change my mind
>>214704404>statisticsyikes. you mean probability, but you don't know that.
>>214704427So you agree that capitalism ruins everything
>>214704431latter, 1k is worth jackshit in this economy
>>214704441nigga needs to learn to close his extra browser windows and clear his history before asking me for help
>>214704435That's exactly my point. They think they have a snowballs chance in hell of actually winning, in reality it is so, so much worse than that, to the point where the human mind struggles to understand just how little their chances truly are.
>>214704431Take the 1% chanceThat's a pretty decent chance for something that costs you nothing may as well
>>214704458no, but i can see why you think that (you're brown and poor)
>>214704421She's so queen
Nothing like a wholesome sex joke
>>214704468Me but in reverse when I was 13 years old searching women scissoring and men kissing each other and then my dad using the computer
>>214704431The million. 1% is much much much much much higher than what $1000 worth of lotto tickets valued to win 1 mil would be worth. 1k also changes absolutely nothing in my life. I have some money in the bank, I am not hurting, but 1 mil is life changing money.
>>214704502>and men kissing each other
>>214704537check the flag
2 more days bros, then Im free again
japanese girls are overrated
Do you like macaroni salad?
>>214703231ngl the americanization of the world sucks because i am sorry but american culture is backwards and retarded
we need the klan back more than ever now
I wish I was just a little kitty: safe, comfortable, and warm. I’m just a little guy. I need tucked into bed for bed time.
>>214704560god stfu pussy
>>214704556fuck yahunless it has too much vinegar
>>214704547Haha, I love schizo memes
https://vocaroo.com/149fni3KWWIt
>>214704564little kitties actually just die most of the time
Cleaned my room, drinking covfefe, just did an edible and now I'm listening to Blüe Oÿstër Çült. Gonna hop in the shower soon. To top it off it's a beautiful night here. Having a good evening, /cum/fags?
Would you rather get $1000 or a ten percent chance to have sexo with the girl of your dreams, and you get to do anything to her
sorry but communism is just better than capitalism. also god doesn't exist, get over it.
Wtf is going on, every time I try to post I get that "please wait a while before making a post" but each time the counter reaches zero I get the message and timer AGAIN and again and again...
>>214704584adding this to my /cum/ karaoke folder
>>214704590Yes my Indian sloppa is about to arrive
>>214704595I bet you watch tranime
>>214704591$1000
>>214704589Too late, I already specified “safe, comfortable, and warm”
>>214704566>god stfu pussysorry but i do want every city on earth to be filled with fat retards and consumerism also American culture is just goyslop the lgbt and supporting israel
>>214704591That sex still wouldn't be worth 1000$
>>214704602i know what you're experiencing, but i won't tell you how to fix it
>>214704590https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FE1BynevdUoOHHHHHHHHHH NOTHERE GOES TOKYO GO GO GODZILLA
>>214704595>Country that pushed the narrative that we were all children of God said that inequality is good>Atheist country said that we needed to be equal
>>214704591always take the 1000
>>214704431risk it. Those are pretty good odds.
I’m going to sleep. I genuinely hope I don’t wake up
>>214704621we are simply allowing the true human nature to shine through the oppressive backwards cultures of the barbarian world
>>214704591$1000 and I use it to pay for a 10/10 prostitute who will let me do anything to her
>>214704614there's nothing wrong with trans people or watching anime, this is an anime website
>>214704578tfw no ghost gf
risk is what get money quick gurus teach you, actual rich people have been going from several generations of wealth
>>214704642Ever read the short story Harrison Bergeron by Kurt Vonnegut?
It's me bloody dad's google search history
>>214704681the one about being a high schooler?
my fault OG
>>214704676This meme is so sweet ;_;
Bought two mega millions tickets Hope I win
>>214704641>BOCHell yeah!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-W6k_jpcuk
>>214703231How many bitches have you fucked at e3?
bought 2 chocolate bars my belly won
>>214704642>Country that pushed the narrative that we were all children of God said that inequality is goodit's called the great chain of being
>>214704702White suburb kids talk like this now
I wake up like this everyday
you cannot tell me that the world wouldn't be a better place if communism won the cold war and borders were abolished
>>214704743What the fuck is e3
>>214704726you will win $10
>>214704642Hierarchy is natural and good. But if you let your base foundation fall to decay, the whole structure will collapse.
>>214704774Somewhat a fan of this image
I used to watch this college party video of these girls playing madden at a frat party then they dare these guys to come on one particular girls faces and one of the guys pulls out his cock and starts stroking it and they're all like "oh wow we're really doing this" and the guy like forcefully grabs the girls head and starts cumming on her face and she tries to like pull away and is like "no no I'm in not in to that" but he does it anyway then one of the other girls starts sucking his cock and the girl with the cum on her face just looks upset and then slowly everyone else gets involved and the most outgoing girl kind of forces one of the guys on to the upset girl and she gives in and starts sucking cock and by the end of the video she looks almost like she's crying but still let's a guy cum on her, that video always felt so real but I didn't realize how fucked up it was if it was real until I was way older, anyway I have a rape fetish now
>>214704692No.
If you wanna be skinny, get rid of your American friends, if you wanna be pretty get rid of your Canadian friends
Frightening, isn't it? The cursed destiny of man.
>>214704804Gross
Wikipedia's editing staff is wild
>>214704804
>you need to work to get money
>>214704824
>>214704692If I remember correctly in order to make everyone equal the government artificially handicaps people. So if you're smart they give you a earpiece that plays a loud screeching sound 24/7. If you are athletic they give you crutches. Stuff like that.
>>214704767you look and sound like this
>you need to talk to women to get a gf
>>214704804That's hot
My poop was accidentally like a liquid spray and it’s came out too fast and it was HOT
>>214704879
>>214704804I also watched college party videos but only of girls daring guys to suck each other off
>>214704804For me, it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1B4Gn-0StA
My poop was literally dripping chinese
>>214704882Not anymore, now you can get a gf without talking to women
I'm reading books at 2 in the morning because I'm doing something
Feeling hungy. Dominoes has 50% off all pizzas right now. Might order a pie w/ the last of my doll hairs.
>>214704907You woman?
>you need to study to get a job
I remember some brazilian guy on Interpals told me his dream is to go to asia to do sex tourism
>you need to talk to people to have a social life
>>214704934no, he not woman grug
>>214704934Well yes how did you know
The president of the Philippines is named "Bong Bong"
I smoke exclusively the finest chedda cheese
>>214704964rip bong bong
im back
>>214704964It's so hard not to make fun of Asians, man.
What fast food should I purchase for dinner tomorrow?
>>214704976*african guy voice* eet gives me powah
>>214705006a bottle of CUM
>>214704964>President Bongbong Marcos
>>214704987Wait until you find out the lore behind how his father instituted martial law, stole billions of dollars in tax money, fled the country with said money and yet still somehow his son gets elected
>>214704964So close to Bing Bong, which would have been even funnier
>>214705024this guy looks like a sidekick from an 80's movie
the roman empire is proof racial purity and inbreeding works
>>214705024This is the whitest joke ever discovered, previously held by the "i think i'll use my credit card" guy
>>214705044>rome>racial purity
>>214705044are yew schtewpid
>>214705021they gonna smoke that bong bong fella
>>214703606A lot of that is speculative and circumstantial
nobody was ever supposed to see that
>>214705090NASA is conducting a detailed study in 2030. Why don't we just wait and see if I'm right?
>"Dut Dut" Duterte
reading 1984 as a 14 year old and getting to the room 101 part is the only time i've actually been made uneasy by a fictional book
Ordered slop. Let's see what the delivery driver's name is this time LOL. Also I hope he will appreciate being paid $20 in loonies & toonies lmfao.
actually it was the whole ministry of love section and everything after, not just room 101
>>214704772Zoomer detected
listening to 50 cent. feeling tough
>i'm ugly
What kinda fuckin name is "Decarlos"
messssican cummy bummies, where you at?
talk slower im sort of drunk
>>214705157mr. incredible isn't ugly
>>214705166>>214705166>>214705166
>>214705178he is a bit gassy doe
>>214705151You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub'Look, mami, I got the X if you into takin' drugsI'm into havin' sex, I ain't into makin' loveSo come give me a hug if you into gettin' rubbed
>>214705183>1 post early
>>214705177bruh its tuesday
>>214705208
>>214704772E3 was a video game conference from 1996 to 2020 where all the game developers had press conferences where new trailers and new video games were announced. It took place in Los Angeles and lasted several days. They would have different areas where you could play new games. It shut down during covid and now all the game developers hold their own livestreams.
>>214705072>>214705080the ethnic roman tribe had preferentially treatment they fell after breeding with barbarians
>>214705110I hope you are I was just pointing out that we know very little about Europa for certain
