The matrix (1999) edition
>>214713160>Secondly the UK surely belongs to everybody who lives herethis is a troll post
>>214713207you're replying to spaki
>>214713187you now remember The Matrix (2024), actually you don't
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>>214713005got a torn up case too. looks like I'll need to spend another £50 for an official apple case again if I want the slightest chance of receiving a crumb of snatch in the next couple of years
>>214713237scr
i use lunar magicks*a log rapidly rotates above my head as it turns into a plank*
>>214713237https://files.catbox.moe/g7t2pw.mp4Finally the real version
>>214713147posts like this are clearly larps right?the fuck have you been doing ever since you left school? which was what 10-15 years ago?
>>214713233
>>214713252damnnon-whites don't belong in our countries
>>214713252mate :(
>>214713255Got really in to Whittiling and bouldering
>30>only worked for 3 years of my life>neet for years>got a stem degree but made no connections and wasted it by now>never had a gf>run away from every challenge I face
>>214713276>i’m a pathetic retard please feel sorry for me
Spent two hours in the bath because I'm a neet on PIP lolz
>>214713276yeah this is mefirst with honours in stem but zero connections so I may as well wipe my arse with the certificate
reminder to report the BE flags posts for offtopic/trolling
>>214713290Bet youre all wrinkly like a prune
>>214713187Tranny director.
opponent has mate in 1 here but doesnt see it
>32>never had a job>no education>never had a gf (not even close)>literally autisticwhere do I go from here? Getting a job or any meaning seems impossible
>>214713306Hi. Are you upset that ratemytakeaway quit?
>>214713217My post isn't bait, my post is essentially the mainstream view in the UK.>>214713225>DisingenuousI think my replies are genuine.>semanticsIt's important to point out that the UK is not just one island. Northern Ireland is a large part of the UK and it's not part of the island of Great Britain.>ad homemsHow else should I reply to someone who suggests that brown people "dont belong" in the UK? Maybe we shouldn't judge people by their ethnicity. Let's say there is a brown or black person who follows all UK laws and is a net contributor to the UK's finances - would you still say they don't belong in the UK? Why do they not belong?
>>214713276>>214713324kek that is mebut 0 days worked
>>214713323he saw it
>>214713252yeah this is why we drive in our private cars everywhere
>>214713354imagine the smell
>>214713288I remember the chaos of barely figuring out who I was while everyone seemed to be building memories I could only dream of. Instead of dialing up friends, I watched from the sidelines, feeling more like a ghost than a participant. Sure, there were hangouts, but I was often too anxious to join in, learning more from screens than real-life connections. No epic parties to reminisce about, no love stories to tell. Just a sense of drifting through time, with nothing remarkable to hold on to. Now it feels like I missed out on something special, and those vibrant moments have passed me by without so much as a whisper. A blur of missed chances and unfulfilled dreams.
>>214713207>>214713213I'm not trolling though
Mental how neonazi Finns want to "take back" Karelia even though it never was Finnish to start with
mad how china is pumping money and investment into india, i suppose they did manage to turn china from a 3rd world shithole to a modern country in record time but their people were hard working, india feels like an impossible task
>>214713276>>214713324genuinely gain a clue
>>214713305>STEM degreeMore like MEME degree if you cant use it
>>214713382>india feels like an impossible tasknot our problem
wore a shirt once
>>214713334buy an ad
>>214713396why dont you take advantage of their economic opportunities and get a job in one of the factories, they're even making iphones in india now
Why do some people stand so close behind you in lines? I can feel your breath on my neck STEP BACK
>>214713383what does this mean?
found THE perfect playlist on spotify, whoever assembled this is definitely a bit of me
>>214713345No, I think the vast majority of people in the UK would agree that this country is for them and is not simply an open dumping ground where anyone, from any part of the planet can come indiscriminately, forever. You believe in literally zero borders. And that the people already living here, and the ethnic and cultural natives (which are still the majority), should not be prioritised whatsoever. At which point the country effectively does not exist. Such a position is so wilfully retarded it’s very likely bait.
looking at women with no clothes on
>>214713436ktim fuckign love my daylists ktim ktim!! fuckign love being tracked and profiled
cody shut the hell up you frickin douche bag
no horse racing today what do I do to pass the time
>>214713410>and get a job in one of the factoriesbeneath meIn India it is looked down upon on people who work small jobsI make like 100k a month sitting at home in crypto
last nights leftover drunken chinese order scranned. feeling rough
>>214713450got a licence for that m8?
>>214713468fire up the virtual horses and see what you can do with £100
>>214713468go outside and look for baggies in storm drains
>>214713468see>>214713450
>>214713479>getting pissed on a tuesday nightgrim runt
horse
>>214713407For a dead channel? Okay
in 9 minutes time i will farm (you)s like a professional
Scotland flags up and down my street (I'm from Scotland)
poo shagging a 1950s dockhand's labubu
>>214713345>How else should I reply to someone who suggests that brown people "dont belong" in the UKYou talk about tolerance and acceptance yet resort to insults rather than rational discussion. Saying brown and black people stick out like a sore thumb in england is not some wild take its just a fact.
Got the plot by the balls. Now I am in control
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1757468398586701.jpgsexo
exceeded 70mph on the A14 once
rorke would have tried deporting superman for being an immigrant. think about that
>>214713345>Let's say there is a brown or black person who follows all UK laws and is a net contributor to the UK's financesOf course they don't belong, following the law and not being a drain on society is the absolute bare minimum to be expected of a citizen, we shouldn't be handing out citizenships or rights to work here for doing the bare minimumWorth noting a lot of foreigners can't even achieve that>inb4 what about British layabouts and criminalsAlso an issue that should be dealt with, but you don't solve that issue by importing more
>>214713576Rorke eats kebabs yet complains about immigration. The jokes write themselves.
got the twee playlist on
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Kfdaa6zuZ7M
>>214713324ktimnot getting help for the mental elves when I was younger contributed massively to my becoming the waste of space I am nowfinally on the right track at 29 but I'm sure the damage is irreversible
>>214713560wtf she thicc
>>214713354psyopped out the gene pool award
>>214713576>>214713598Oi lads wait till you get a read of this one
That’s Canada on the filter.
>>214713645hes not canadian he posts under random flags
deleted my food delivery apps I will no longer support the illegal immigrant economy
get a part time job and study something on the side so your not in retail hell forever/have something to do. us spastics have a harder time but you can't just give up!
>>214713616ktim my 20s was ruined
Would have been a splendid roman soldier me. My javelins would penetrate dozens and my sling shots would assassinate even the furthest of targets.
Hahaha basedonly good koala is a dead koala
>>214713324what have you done since leaving schoolwhat did you do all your 20s?
funny how all the australians in /brit/ are normal people with careers and all the brits are actual turbospastics
>>214713689NOOOOO YOU CANT JUST KILL THEM! WHY? BECAUSE THEYRE HECKIN CUTE
>>214713689based
>>214713689thought they were endangered
>>214713689First the platypus now the koala? Have you no shame?
>>214713635>things that happened
>>214713705im neet
>>214713689is it true these nigger bears will just shit liquid poo on you if you walk under them?
>>214713705it's 8:30pm in australia so it's only normgroids coming off of work. when it hits 1am in aussieland the NEET spastics come out the woodworks
>>214713714they are now LOL
>>214713689koalas can sense if you're money or notno wonder dimeless aussies are killing them
Caeser is home
>>214713705let me in
>>214713237Disgusting picture, look at the lack of diversity.
>>214713769nah mate sorry we need to make more room for indians
do your job you incompetent unpaid bastard
nth for the baddiedem
already coming to terms with the fact that I'll probably never have a sexual relationship in my life and that's okay
>>214713815
>>214713814come to India>>214713815grim
>>214713815Such a diverse and vibrant society
>>214713815I know him. It's Nate Higgers
>>214713815so THIS is rorke
>>214713815>>214713829biomass
>>214713870
>>214713867He really is a contemptible little worm, isn't he?
Do you reckon I'm in the minority in thinking weddings are one of the most narcissistic things on the planet and a total waste of money?
>>214713874In that case it was justified, because the white Boomer woman blocked the priority seat.
>>214713354grim
They're wandering around my small rural village
>>214713446>You believe in literally zero bordersNo I don't>And that the people already living here, and the ethnic and cultural natives (which are still the majority), should not be prioritised whatsoeverIt's true that I don't believe people should be prioritised on the basis of ethnicity. I think every UK citizen should be treated equally before the law, regardless of their ethnicity.>Such a position is so wilfully retarded it’s very likely bait.My position is the mainstream view of the UK. I think most Brits would agree that the law in the UK should not discriminate on the basis of ethnicity.>>214713555>Saying brown and black people stick out like a sore thumb in england is not some wild take its just a fact.I don't think that's a fact. In many parts of England, black and brown people are just as common as white people. Therefore none of them really stick out.>>214713595>Of course they don't belongWhy not? Do you think Lenny Henry doesn't belong in the UK? Do you think Bukayo Saka doesn't belong in the UK? If they don't, then why don't they?>>inb4 what about British layabouts and criminals>Also an issue that should be dealt with, but you don't solve that issue by importing moreI would agree that we shouldn't allow criminals into the UK, and we might not want to allow people who will be a net drain on public finances. But that doesn't mean we need to use ethnicity as a deciding factor when choosing who gets to live in the UK.
nan was starting so I went rorkemode on her
reckon the first step to making my life better is to get shredded so will be starting immediately
drinking rat poison
>>214713897nolook up how much money is wasted in Indian weddingspeople spend their entire life savings on marrying their children to some random mong in a lifetime of misery
>Do you reckon I'm in the minority in thinking weddings are one of the most narcissistic things on the planet and a total waste of money?
>>214713834where's the quietest part of india
new gemhttps://i.4cdn.org/int/1757500558086673.webm
>>214713945A public toilet
>>214713698sat around shitposting on here
>>214713945wherever I am because everyone avoids me haha
>>214713961LOL
>>214713937onya matethe journey of a thousand miles starts with a single step
>>214713961
>>214713960kill yourself
stop posting porn
seize the dayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaZeudRr06w
could fit in to australian society pretty well with all of the colloquialisms I learn here
Next march is gonna be sweet, lads got tickets for Pendulum and Linkin Park in the same week
>>214713945no such thing
>>214713960name?
>>214714018can't get past the hot/cold chips distinction
>>214713930They don't belong because they have no reason to be here, a handful were invited, many arrived on dubious visas or as dependants and they're not native to this land it's just that simpleYou can point to a couple of high performers and say well what about *these* immigrants but they're not the majority and for what it's worth I'd have no problem deporting Henry or Saka either>But that doesn't mean we need to use ethnicity as a deciding factor when choosing who gets to live in the UK.Given we know, using crime statistics, that yes certain nationalities are more likely to commit crime then yes we should
might say sod it and just kill myself
>>214713930>>214714054gb2pol
>>214714042>hot/cold chipsthis one is mental
>>214714041No clue
>>214713896fr blud with his hood up in the bus omds
>>214714042For me, it's calling a sofa a lounge and a lounge a "lounge room"
fanny
menulog
>>214713960she's riding that baton pole like she's on a merry go round
>>214714116kys heatherfreak
gonna be autistic for the next 30-90 minutes x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmwGbYVwFWo
thats her
mums met my former classmate and lied to him about me finishing the uni and getting a remote job
>>214714161mumsy tells people I'm good with computers
>>214714161my mum gave my number to my old classmate and I blocked him out of shame when he texted me wanted to meet up
>>214714161>>214714216>>214714219:(
did somebody say menulog?
Dear Britons, what the fuck happened to your freedom of speech?
>>214714219ktim ran into someone I went to school with when I was steaming one saturday night and must have chatted some absolute bollocks because he messaged me on facebook a couple of days later asking if I still wanted to meet up and I just blocked him
>>214714258no one ever says that
A woman planning a low-cost break away to Malta could not believe her eyes when her quote per person skyrocketed to £5.8m.Sandra Nicklin from Blackfield, Hampshire was originally quoted £260.35 each online by TUI for the all inclusive week-long holiday to the island with flights from Luton airport next June.After getting a message on the app telling her the price for the holiday had gone up she revisited the quote and said: "It was gobsmaking - I started counting how many noughts there were... and for two people it was £11.5m."The travel company has apologised saying a system error meant the website had quoted the cost of buying the entire resort and the rights to name the swimming pool.
>>214714259Never had it
cya
bunch of wankpuffins log on rn
>>214714291Then I have to ask when your lack of freedom of speech got this bad
>I imagine I'm talking about Mars bars
>>214714315get off twitter mate
its so hard being a lady >:(
I love america
>>214714054>they're not native to this landNeither are white Brits. All humans ultimately come from Africa, and white Brits are mostly descended from Celts, Anglo-Saxons, and Normans, who all came from continental Europe.>>But that doesn't mean we need to use ethnicity as a deciding factor when choosing who gets to live in the UK.>Given we know, using crime statistics, that yes certain nationalities are more likely to commit crime then yes we shouldNationality isn't the same as ethnicity. I suppose the UK could restrict immigration from certain countries where criminals are more likely to come from. This doesn't amount to deciding immigration based on ethnicity though.
>>214714343what did the 3rd guy do wrong
>>214714343why are girls in a hostel with random strangers? especially male?
>>214714378do you not know what a hostel is
>>214714361hes smooching his hand and giving the come hither
>>214714361sucking his palm and doing some sort of fingering gesture it looks likecould just be some form of mong though
>>214714378just backpacker life
Sometimes The Shit Breaks You
why are trains so expensive now costs like £20 for a 25 minute journey
>>214714361you're not allowed to even glance at a girl without written permission
>>214714391here they call student dorms hostel so I was confused x
any Aryan Beasts in?
how do i know if I'm aryan?
>>214714361>>214714412telling on yourselves right now btw
The wogs doing nothing whilst the girl is bleeding out need to be hanged too
>>214714460she shouldn't have called them the n word
welp just accidentally glanced at a female and now i’m getting arrested lads
>>214714438cuddly lad
>>214714482Just say you’re a paki
>>214714460Is it just Mars bars or do you sometimes think of other chocolates like Snickers?
>>214714438fat git
>>214714407privitisation was supposed to improve services but obviously the focus became profits and a lack of investment in infrastructure in favour of boosting profits over time has led to high maintenance costs that are passed on to the consumer to retain profit margins. we also run more services than other countries which means more staff needed who are overpaid anyway and YOU need to foot the bill
>>214714460That needed a surgeon to fix, nothing the average poorfag on a subway train could do.
women shouldn't be allowed to get tattoos
>be homosexual>compliment other man>they dont know what to do>be straight >compliment a woman>ummm securitywe live ina society.ety
>I imagine I'm talking about Mars bars and to trigger everyone here and bring their innermost feelings to the surface
>>214714357>Neither are white BritsYes they are>Nationality isn't the same as ethnicityFor practical purposes it is, I don't care if there's 10 different ethnicities in Afghanistan they all need to be blocked from coming here
>>214714529whats that thing yank women are doing when they're larping like they live under a christian theocracy? well whatever it is we should make it real
on the train, about to suck a niccy pouch
LBC says banksy is going to be arrested and then his identity will be revealed
>>214714545>Yes they areNo. White Brits are descended from people that moved to the UK. Same as Lenny Henry in that respect (born in the UK, descended from people who moved to the UK).>For practical purposes it is, I don't care if there's 10 different ethnicities in Afghanistan they all need to be blocked from coming hereIt's not, obviously. There are many Brits whose nationality is British, yet they will be of different ethnicities.
DVLA is so fucking annoying
>>214714525they could have at least called an ambulance though to make it look like they cared. the fat one sat opposite literally says "he got the white girl" in the full footage and just carries on looking out of the window
>>214714573will they reveal the identity of who asked?
>>214714438Adolf Catler
Sorry /brit/sisters, you just can't beat American beer.
>>214714568Be careful there might be a feral wog behind you
>>214714590The caller was John from londonderry
why do mars bars from the pub taste better than mars bars from everywhere else
right but whats any of this got to do with the discussion of british topics and culture
wouldn't have happened if he got a life and binned that knife
>>214714590yh it was Jim from Woodford
playing a match of footy manager a friendly against a amateur club and one their players is called o'rourke
>>214714602not taking any chances
got the greeno eats on x
I’m always hyperaware on public transport, paranoid because of the autisms. I would’ve instinctually never sat anywhere near the wog because I know he could be a potential threat. Around blacks never relax
>>214714568stop with that muck lad you'll feel better
>>214714646Get your cock out lad
Chelsea Dickenson's musky tuppence
not sure that urban living will ever be particularly good tbqh
will be shredded by October methinks
>>214714692me when I'm the epstein list
>>214714685are you from 5000 bc or something
>I’m always hyperaware on public transport, paranoid because of the autisms
>>214714662Maybe you picture a Crunchie sometimes?
>>214714707urban dwellers have far worse physiological conditions that rural people they have less kids they consume far more than they produce
>>214714705
you wouldn't catch me getting wogged up
>>214714336Just going off what I see on the Beeb>can't say you love bacon>can't say trannies don't belong in women's spaces
me and the 'ee eff
>>214714752is that ant and dec with allah peesha
>>214714646*uses a masonry drill to make a hole in the wall I can stab you through*
>>214714752lifemogs me
>Vote for the anti-establishment, anti-immigration, anti-globalisation, pro-traditional values populist nationalist party>It just governs like a normal government and doesn't reduce immigration or do anything radical at all What do you do when this happens? Reform UK is most likely to go this way and I don't know what comes after that
>>214714774https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfyaftYvFGg
>>214714752>we saw you across the bar and we really like your vibe
>>214714780the major european economies are all propped up by increasing immigration if you think any party running for election will do anything meaningful in power you're a literal retard
oliviarosefitt is my favourite Onlyfans girl
but anyway yeah I've got a pepperoni pizza and a couple of timmy taylors for tea tonight so an utterly PENG end to the day waheeeeyyyy
>>214714780I buy a Mars bar
>>214714804get a favourite kind of clue instead
fuck this housegammon and his paki master
>>214714788Doused my bathroom in hydrogen peroxide. This kills the mould.
>>214714780meloni sex
>>214714845Turn off the VPN
>>214714858Mmmm I’m not gonna say it
no longer any tracking information for my dhl parcel so that's lost then cool
>>214714829nah
In ain’t going out like that
>MmmmBluds thinking about chocolate again
*clears throat*
having a serious recherche des temps perdu remembering the shop at the council poolthe lollies changed over the years but they were always bangerspeppermint patties, kopiko, giant geckos
>>214714780all it takes is one look at their policies that aren't immigration related to avoid a clean sweep at the 2029 fell for it again awards
>>214714879Yh same colour as chocolate
insane how every woman who is interested in me seems to ghost me and aren't even emotionally capable enough to use words and just be respectful
snood
This Iryna Zarutska story is not going awayHaven't seen /pol/ this riled up in years
>twenty eight>worked for eleven years>four year old BSc in geography (I know...)>min wage admin role in small office>major depressive disorder limits me in every area of lifeDunno what else to do but try SSRIs at this point
>>214714920don't think they actually were interested
>>214714858fuck fascists
https://youtu.be/wSUewn1LMXI?t=511
>>214714915
Wow 9 out of 10 kids have a smart phone by age 11 in the uk, my mum didn’t get me a phone until 14 and it was a shit little nokia
>>214714932exercise and sort your diet out
>>214714952id recommend this
>>214714946unc-coded post
>>214714928/pol/ got this riled up 5 months ago when that football player got stabbed.
>>214714934probably not but they act it in every way, more likely is that they felt like they were moving too fast and got uncomfortable with the idea of settling when they have a hundred others ready to go on the apps
>>214714979I’m 36 mate
>>214714941you can really taste the bushfires
some finish that
>>214714983they just wanted someone to take them for a meal they could post on their insta sorry lad
Why does leftypol think anti immigration is funded by billionaires/russia. Whats thr gain there?
>>214714928what are big bad pol gonna do?
>>214715002your mum
just saw england beat serbia 5-0is that a good score?
>>214715012sent that freakpoz flying
poo
>>214715041>>214715041>>214715041New
>>214715002TND
>chrome update that did literally nothing but disable 4chanXinsane how I could take the indian freak who runs this shit company and crunch him into a little jeetly ball and boot him into the sun and literally zero people would care or even attempt to stop me
>>214715028it is a good score i think there was general surprise at how bad serbia were
running a muck
I've got so fat ffs
>>214715051
>>214715048mad how your entire existence is just a desperate cry for spainlad to come back and torment you
>>214715048fuck off you nutcase
>>214714999almost every woman in the 20-30 range seems to want the constant attention and fun that comes from having hundreds of options, and that's it. makes me want to seethe because I can't meet or find any genuinely nice women, I always think that they seem nice at first but they'll always do something immature or just lack substance
>>214715078:)
>>214713187>as someone who has been practicing chaos magick for the past several yearsthis is more awe-inspiring than a PhD
>>214715066>>214715066>>214715066new when ready
>>214715100early
>>214715120ok but its ready for use post bump limit
>>214715151not an excuse is it
NEW>>214713579>>214713579>>214713579>>214713579
im actually quite a good boy for making a post in this thread in order to reach the bump limit instead of instantly switching to the early new and leaving it at 307 as is oftne the case
never once made a new
is someone making the new, or nah?
right well it appears I’ve been threadmogged
>>214715100too rorkeish and noncey
