mhmm x edition
needs rubber dingy lip filler and a big fat arse implact right NOW
how was UK life in the early '00s?
Where's the Belge thenOne day he's just going to die
>>214719831Good9/11 was the beginning of the end but we still hung on until about 2012 or so
mad how polfags who have never been to NZ or know any history think that NZ isn't racist towards Maori.
>>214719831comfy, we even had british films because they could make a profit from dvd sales
>>214719865What happened on 11 November?
>>214719866ok
>>214719866are you proper brownwhat kind of discrimination do you face
>>214719808She's so fit it's unreal
>>214719808Hideous dress
peng
24 years since September the 11th tomorrow
>>214719911i think its meant to look like its from the 1960s or so
>>214719808big head, wide shoulders, narrow hips, no arse, sad tits. Carried by youth, she'll be a cacky bird legged hag by thirty
>>214719866you ever do the takalua link with your mates
Need the late-2000s skirt and tights look back in fashion pronto
>Mohamed, 20, arrived in Britain six months ago by small boat, travelling from his home in Guinea and heading via North Africa to Spain and then onto France, where he crossed the Channel in a dinghy.Think we've found the winner of the world's toughest paper round award
>>214719935mad how my twin cousins were born on that exact day
>>214719937It's ugly as sinWhat was she thinking when she bought that rag?
>>214719923i don't understand why actos would ever get tattoos, it surely just creates needless tedium when they need to be covered up when shooting?
>>214719964dont knowwhat dresses do you like
>>214719958reincarnations of the north and south towers I bet
>>214719886It's horrific there mate, they get PRIORITY access to all surgery and organ donations in all cases.Not only that the evil Paheka man puts them all in jail because they wont let them rob corner shops and sell meth.
>>214719955Do you prefer Regular or Chunky Kit Kat?
spag bol nearly ready
>>214719955Mumstein works in school admissions and the DFE were demanding they take some wog in who claimed to be 14Turned up and he was clearly about 40
get him ficcy
>>214720004haven't eaten anything all dayhaven't left my smelly childhood bedroom yet
>>214719970They are clout chasers and tattoos are popular these days.
>>214719978is this AI it looks like seasidemark after chemo
>>214720000Chunky is goated
the seagulls are here
>>214719982If lime green polka dots were a different colour, the belt didn't look like a lime green electrical cord, and the bust were a different cut altogether, then it'd be tolerable Personally I like that frilly corrugated stretchy fabric that women stuff their breasts into
>>214720043steven "ding dong" dawson
>>214720023Its everywhere, I work in healthcare and they've got to put extra in person checks in when you go for a job because so many people are coming from overseas pretending to be someone else
>>214720023cronem school for katy excellence, session is in
plant-based diet farts fucking STINK
off to tesco, you want anything?
>>214720043>AI
scranning out my fucking mind
Every black fella in the country celebrating his birthday on New Year's Day
>>214720084going to post asinine soliloquies all day are we adam?
>>214720124where's the HP sauce?
>>214720124proper single bloke scran that
>>214719766Never liked Mars bars that much, got a weird taste to them. Milky Way too. Love mint Clubs.
>>214720093Nigerians especially love sending their friend or cousin to do their shifts Especially prevalent in industries like night watchmen
>>214720137youve got me muddled up with somebody else
>>214720124bit drycould do with some ketchup and mayo
>>214720041Get some food made, lad.
>>214720160If you work somewhere with a lot of Nigerians they form their own sub team, own nigerian whatsapp group etc swap shifts between each other without telling anyone. They're completely unmanageable.
>>214720094Did the OP trigger you and bring your innermost feelings to the surface?
>>214720183who the fuck puts mayo on their sausages
>>214720160Can't tell them apart can we haha
once a pretty girl said i have really nice teeth, was made up because i am autistic about taking care of my teeth
>>214720215bet eastern europeans do
>>214720215for the chipsketchup for the sausages
>>214720109packet of pickled onion monster munch, ta
>>214720215*raises chubby paw*
>>214720202>people prefer their own ethnic groupsshocker
>>214720186noi shall wither away into skin and bones i like being a skinny freak
>>214720232>ketchup on sausages
>tube drivers on strike becaus 72k isn't enough ah yes
>>214719766Love how black and veiny these are
>>214720278grow up
How's the Thousand Year Starmerreich going
>>214719955my racism manifests in strange ways because seeing bames with junk food and fizzy drinks makes me irrationally disgusted and i cant explain why
>>214720272they have to deal with unruly wogs all day
>>214720290Why would i wanna do that
>>214720278Who doesn't?It's what the majority of men are thinking
>>214720294the actual reich had the support of its people
>>214720272they can just go on strike and they have to pay them because London will grind to a halt it they dont
The DLR is automated just do the rest of it
And then for no reason at all, the people voted for Starmer
always thought something was weird with that blumineck swords and bow guy but just learned today he does pole dancing stuff on his patreon
>>214720228And then you shagged her, right?
>>214720382zesty don
fit the tubes with blue shells and automate them to play mario kart with each other
Wondered how the Twitchfu made a living and discovered she's literally just an OF slag shagging dragon dildosState of it
gary eats just came out as gay
>>214720391can i get £31 please it's to spend on steam games
>>214720425>>214720391
>>214720272its not enough. you cant live in London on less than 6 figures but they are required to live in London for their job. also plenty of TFL staff make a lot less. the media are just shitting on drivers because they are considered an easy target.
>>214720124nice
I live in london and struggle to get by on 100k
Pay nurses footballers' wages
>>214720448they can commute into you london
what illness do people have when they're off toil 3+ days? never been that ill in my life do people just use it as an extra free holiday and I'm a mug
snood
rorke making quadruple cooked chips
>>214720494food poisoning or embellished hangovers
>>214720494yes, i keep a week for when i just can't be arse and ring in.
>>214720507
rorke is forbidden from getting employment in london
>>214720202What job do you do?
>>214720507>>214720537good posts
Sir War Starter
>>214720448most people living in London are not making six figures. And as you say, plenty of TFL staff make less. The drivers are greedy twats who think they deserve to make double what everyone else in TFL does.
give the niggers the bankers bonuses
>>214720272>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE why do these workers with good working conditions, benefits and whose wages have actually kept up with inflation compared to the rest of the population keep strikingAnswers on a postcard
pakistan is such an ugly name
>>214720618I don't hear you suggesting a better one
>>214720654Neoliberal teeth
It's finally over lads, Reform are on course to win a landslide majority.Immigration is going to fall to <50,000 a yearAll the browns will be going homeIslam will become illegalBenefit scroungers are going to be turned into dog foodThe English flag will fly on every street and building.Decades and decades of death, destruction, cultural rape and fighting, and it's finally all over.
>>214720618just sent this to starmer and he says you getting the jail
>>214720699and the triple lock?
Have you lads given any more thought to gimmick of the year awards on December 13th?>rapelad>rorke/leftypol>get them xxx>big brad>canslad>nonceposting>biomass>poo smells>mallardlad>poo seal>grinching>Irish diaspora>Sir Keir posting>bradders (last years winner)>new trainers/fake self-dox>sinisterbradley>Paper round in Chernobyl>Autumnclue>Kosher salt>Gary's economics zesty ahh thumbnailsQuite the list isn't it
>>214720699Reckon it will get worse before it gets better
>>214720592No the drivers are striking for the conditions and pay of the entire union, including the low paid TFL workers.You are just jealous because you are a low paid runt with a crabs in the bucket mentality.
>>214720699how can anyone seriously think farage will do anything? hes a thatcherite cunt na dhis party i headed by muslim millionaire
>>214720618it's the legacy of turco-persian culture therefore KINO
>>214720699we have to survive another 4 years though
Lmaoooo rorke has been fucking done
>>214720598Yes, them striking has enabled them to do very well for themselves. Why should the rest of us be happy about it? Why do you suck train driver cock? This shit comes from our travel fares and tax. Maybe you also want to suck the cocks of pencil pushers in councils on six figure wages.
>>214720739katy cronem baton
Mad how Reform are useless grifters and also the biggest threat to the country and they're a total joke but they're going to start putting people in camps any day now but nothing will be any different than before and
>>214720762
>>214720746nope just sick of my taxes going towards the pay of a job that could be done by a fucking computer. Bus drivers don't get half of what train drivers do and they actually have to turn a steering wheel and content with traffic.If the DLR can be driverless, so can the tube. Fuck off you tunnel dwelling beggar.
mad how it's over
>>214720699the UK is 75% white british and that population is aging rapidly
To become a tube driver you literally have to be related to one, biggest scam going
>>214720810almost like different people have different opinions, uttelry mad innitalso, they are liberal free market cunts who will not change anything except cutting more bennies. not for pensioners though they should be treated like gods
a bunch of mountain wogs have done what the average rorke could only dream of
>>214720700starmer sent me his willy
tube guild
>>214720855rorke could literally do this right now but westerners are bitches all of them
>>214720855Always knew them Gurkha lads were alright
>>214720855>>214720879GCHQ
>>214720855dont know what to think of the nipplese but they seem alrighttheyre chinks right?
>>214720776>I like to complain about union workers whose wages have keep up with inflation whereas i have to work 60+ hours a week, commute for hours 2 hours and live in a house share in my 30's for less than half the money i earned in 2008 because im not in a union
>>214720855rorke is goy cattlet. TVRKIC BVLL
>>214720922they’re cheets, formally known as chink jeets
>>214720879
Any had-high-potential-but-threw-it-all-away lads in?
>>214720951yeah
>>214720951I'm smart but lazy
>>214720943Happy for Mr. Peterson, that looks like a fair bit of dosh there x
>>214720951Ktimmers! Ktimmers!
>>214720951that's a load of cope. teachers out me in the "promising" category. never believed it for a second
>>214720951>>214720966>>214720975>>214720978Narcissists who thought they were special before reality hit
>>214719855Rorke on a mad one
>>214720940interesting combination
might put a porno on
>>214721066careful now
got order number 000 at macciesthought they start at 1
https://xcancel.com/Steven59066/status/1965774659850559765financial authority is a scam
>>214720739
>>214720855>>214720899Gorke
>>214720699I reckon Keir will pull an upset and get a second term. Reform will fall short and splinter. Farage will fall out of favour and rage quit. I don't see him ever being PM.
>>214721125Mate Keir will be lucky to get one term
nth for the baddiedem
my sister passed her driving test!!
>>214721107He sounds like Frank Spencer
>>214721171Tell her to drive to my house haha
>>214721171Yay! Now I don't have to pick her up every time haha x
>>214721171ty shall avoid going out
>>214721168she's moving to wildy, she needs a baton bashing. calm her down some
Might live laugh love
>>214721107How tf do you find these videos?
>>214721171is she on uber eats roster? I'm peckish for a chinese
>>214721171holy fucking based
>>214721038I'm not even a little bit narcissistic, more like mental illness hit in my case lmao
>>214721217dunno, someone posted it a few threads ago
>>214721168source?
>>214721259all jeets are mental
What's wrong with a nice video of a bum
>>214721200You sound hungry. Maybe you should have a Snickers?
>>214721171She can pick you up from the pub now :)
>>214721284maybe if we all moved to Scandiland
>>214721309You need mates to go to one of those
>>214721311totally real newspaper articles written by real humanguess your nigger tempers randomly flare when temperatures "drop"(????) and you start raping and murdering everything you see, and then blame whites
>>214721331bit dehumanising>>214721354bit rude
>>214721368>fucks his 9 year old sister for 2000 years>is retarded>????
>>214721321Nah go by yourself and youll make some
>>214719766
>>214721388Doesn’t work that way though does it
Lads, it's snowing
>>214721412Literally does
>>214719766>>214721408
>>214721354>totally realhttps://www.google.com/search?q=non-european+become+mentally+ill+from+living+in+sweden>>214721382incest is completely forbidden for brahminsI can't even marry a distant cousin or any random person born in a random country if they're Hindu brahmins and claim to be the same family tree as me
kek
>>214721408More of a Yorkie, Crunch and Mint Aero man personally
>>214721418Global warming
>>214719766>>214721408>>214721438
>>214721454screma
might shit my pants
>>214721408>2 Africans put a bounty on Mars
>>214721430Yeah look at that weird freak in the pub by himself let’s go be his mate
>>214719766>Tell my dad my only way to afford a insurance as a zoomer is to literally be under his policy >Get told that I need to get a 2nd job and stop complainingI already work 40 hours a week and I will be expected to work 56 hours a week now to afford college and a car
>>214721110Well, how did it know it's a bird and not some sort of reptile?
FOY
Heathertimmy meltdown
wheres my fucking radiohead tickets code
>>214721500Have you ever been to a pub?
16 year-olds can have sex but if they film it they're committing a crimeBut also they're going to be allowed to voteAnd they can join the army but they can't buy Call of Duty
>>214721537gaydiohead
>>214721446You're brown, it literally doesnt matter what your opinion is on why browns cant live in REAL countries without raping ^_^
>>214721503why are americans so callous to their offspring
>>214721537Let down?
>>214721527well thats just the thing see i dont think i necessarily agree. it cites lack of scales but i dont see feathers. could be something like a salamander too for all i know
>>214721454deeee lads
>>214721331DJT says TND
>>214721579okay
>>214721597it lush
>>214721612>TND?
>>214721408baton trio snicker is hardestbounty is full of cummars is flacid
>>214721503Least cruel American parenting
What is it with you lot and obscure e-celebs
been eating lots of spicy garlicky oniony foods recently good job i keep a load of incense and matches within arms reach of the toilet because this poo is like a dirty bomb went off
>>214721634trump nigger deathsquads
vedo geo con mammasono comfa :3
>>214721587Most zoomers were born because boomers and Gen x believed kids will save marriages but when they realized kids weren't save alls they basically just stopped caring
>>214721631how the fuck does mark afford that? he's buying drinks and eating takeway slop every night
>>214721634theneedledrop
>>214721675I'm paying
And the up-to-the-minute latest on /brit/'s very own best girl, Ruby 'peng as the day is long' Granger?
Thoughts on latex girls?
>>214721692you bought mark a £900 phone?
>>214721641>Sorry but uh we will be liable for what you do in a accident >Fuck you I wanna go to Vegas >When I was your age I was working >I never had fun
>>214721503Boomers are spoilt brats who got everything on a silver plate. Dont expect them to understand anything
>>214721728
>>214721729i chipped in yeah
Like them just fine in their own countries
>>214721454Oh mark you poor thingGo have a few jars will perk you right up!Maybe get the latest iphooooooone
>>214721774The Welsh?
need a wee but cbf going upstairs
do white people really
>>214721801No but it begins with w
>>214721817you like that image... don't you?
>>214721811what the fuck
Anybody ever notice that all arab and paki blokes use the same stinking oud fragrances that smell like spicy sweaty shit?
>>214721811No I've never done that sadly
>>214721811I don’t get it
>>214721758Its funny because my dad was trying to act like he was a self made man when my grandparents paid for it all and he complained when my aunt basically forced him to pay the mortgage because she took out a loan to pay for his 2nd degree
>>214721844it's called ittarand it's sunnah
Nice little wank, pizza hut ordered then take some downers and mong out. Sorted
uh oh
>>214721872no idea what any of those paki wog words mean sorry paki
So incredibly zesty seriously what the fuck
>>214721811This turns me on
>>214721873rah not had a pizza hut in over a decadeyummy scrummy in my tummy
Councilstein constantly just shutting all the roads for no reason
>>214721919he's got the gay lefty face
>>214721873good lad
>>214721947He actually a battymans? Cause that would explain a LOT
>>214721870>Born into the easiest economic time in human history>Still needed mummy and daddies helpYeah theyre spoilt brats who never really had to work anything out life just came to them without thinking. Its not their fault though its just the environment they grew up in
Constantly like Rorke-ish videos on Facebook. Hope my co-workers notice.
>big bowl of stew>episode of the x-files>tickets booked for brand newoh yea, today is COMFY
Can sort of understand being a leftypol but fuck me do they have some cheek telling us not to protest, they fucking love a little protest when it's one of their gay things
*inhales loudly between each sentence in your path*
>>214721919>>214721947They look like they have hiv/aids.
>>214721870boomers are so disgustingthe more i hear about them the more i'd like for them to die
I am in bed and I am snoozing. I’m in bed. Snoozing.
phone notification just went off. it was so loud it gave me tinnitus. cheeky suicide on the cards if this doesn't stop
>>214722004>Patiently waits his turn for Blair to step down>Global economic depression immediately occurs
>>214722015Basically my dad wanted a 2nd degree and my grandprents wouldn't pay for it because they were in the process of liquidating their company so my aunt took out a 2nd mortgage so he could afford school and he told me how unfair it was he basically pay her whole monthly mortgage btw it was 600 a month he made 2500 a month in the 1990s
>>214722032im about to do the same. put on a vinyl record and hop into bed and just snooze the afternoon away
lazy cunts
>>214721838no
>>214722104Seen worse black women desu
I hear about boomers and think that life wasn't like that for my parentsBut I'm also just working class scum so x
de BOMB BLAST
>>214722152All the 'boomer' rhetoric comes from Yankland where things were niceBet it was fucking grim growing up in the 60s and 70s here
>>214721979I mean I legit just want to be able to afford a car without being just only able to work and sleep
You won't buy an automobile if you care about mother earth.
I know you hate me and you've got the right
>>214722237And even though I'm sitting waiting for MarsI don't believe there's any future in cars
>>214722208bootstraps
Legit part of me wants to give up because my life is over since I can't afford a car or anything else I only have 5300 bucks in my name and I have to spend 1600 bucks on getting my wisdom teeth removed or go into debt for it
me? thinking of getting a honda c70in a hideous yet charming colour like piss yellow or tealI think they're cool but I wouldn't say they're what you would call traditionally cool
I just want to shit out of my fuck, is that too much to ask??
I will never pass and it makes me fucking miserable
>>214722325when I had a c90 other people on bikes would always talk to me about it at lights, once a cute girl pulled dup next to me on a blue one, I said nothing
>>214722362Driving test? Took me 3 goes dont stress about it
>>214722379Had? What happened to it? >missed the chance at a cub gfWould eat at me my entire life
naked except me old white cotton socks
>>214722362I drove around a parking lot for ten minutes and got my license
>>214722104stoooop
>>214722111What of it
>>214722390No I want to be a girl
>>214722362>>214722390>>214722452I paid some money and I've the license to drive around a truck even though I can only drive gearless scooters
>>214722432sold it. probably 10 years ago now
PLEASE BE IN LONDON
Gays be like “oooh yh fuck my shit”
>>214722461plz b in ldn
>>214722553am in kent x
I want to be a girl, not a big fat ugly one who's the female equivalent of me, a sexy lesbian one
>>214722461to me the best thing is to be healthy then you can dress androgynous or feminine easily if and when you want but it doesn't have to be a big performance
>>214722630lol
>>214722488fucks sake
me? learned to drive at 13. i already drove a ride on lawn mower and a quad bike so cars were easy. read the handbook for the test and passed with ease.
just had a look at the old calendar, lots of things to do, want to kill myself, fucking hate it all
>>214720739Obviously it's poo seal
i just wonder what mouseys up to
I just wonder what moo dengs up to
>>214722519damn, still a bike rider?
>>214722685>i already drove a ride on lawn mower and a quad bike so cars were easyrich cunt and/or farmer?
>>214722791nah, been wanting one lately but probably won't
>>214722800lived on a farm but my family were dirt poor
>>214720739biomass is an honourable mention, at least, for me
not getting the thread to bump limit before migrating is such a paki thing to dolike leaving floating trees and not replanting saplings in minecraft
>>214722905trvke
>>214715173>>214715173>>214715173recycle
>>214722905posting old threads before bump limit is fine, so we don't we end up clogging the catalog
