/brit/ slapped by /bharat/
>>214726074Wtf that guy sold the slap it didn't even look that hard.
i'll allow it
This Belgian really hasn't killed himself yet
>>214726079sometimes browse on my phone while pooing and it's fucking dire without my carefully curated filters
went to shopcame back from shopsimple as
dont know why anyone would be against the Catholic Church, it is after all the only legitimate church in which its founding is clearly detailed in Bible. I don't recall Jesus going to the north german plains in the 1500s to speak to some fat diabetic fuck telling him actually his autistic church is the real one
least obvious industry plant
dark academia race war
EPIC RAP BATTLE OF /BRIT/STORY!!!!!!!!!!!MOUSENONCEVERSUS!!!ZEIGBEEEEEELLLLLLLGGGGGGGGBEGIN
>>214726168dont know why anyone would care
>>214726168>in which its founding is clearly detailed in BibleNo it isn't.
love the rain me
99% of people in the world just want to go to work, come home and live their lives. I'm sorry, I don't care how naive and childish it sounds, but I don't get why we all have to die because some world leaders are bickering? We have all the resources and technology we need to just live our lives in peace>Oh no x country has 1% more y than us we need to kill everyone Just fuck off fuck off fuck offWorld leaders just need to shag eachother and be done with it
Mental you're all willingly posting in a thread created by a stinking fucking Pajeet - I'll wait for the next new. Enjoy posting without me.
Some young girls outside doingfootball training in the rain.
>>214726168Don't think the collection of Christian texts who constitute the bible even remotely describe this gargantuan complex that is the catholic church.Doesn't it literally all come from Jesus telling one of his disciples to be a "Father" to all christians or something
William Luther Pierce saw it all coming. So did others but he was the first to take NS to its logical conclusion.
just put the rice on
>>214726200what a weapon
>>214726203ysah okay mate
>>214726176https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8zq4kAn_O0is he deliberately doing a 1975 impression or what?
>>214726203thisI own nothing and never leave the house why the fuck would I go fight a war
>>214726200He isn't wrong about the investments, but the distribution is all fucky. Try£30 on takeaway£20 on public transport/taxi£80 on drinks£50 on a cheeky split gram of charlie
I hate everything popular
>>214726200how the fuck is anyone spending £80 on "brunch"
how many portions do you get from a gram of charlie
How do you cope when your dog dies? Genuinely feel like I’ll just kill myself when mine dies
>>214726168The Catholic church was and is a movement of brown slaves whipped up by the jews against White civilisation. It is a revolt against nature itself.
I've met Banksy, she's black
>portions
>>214726168they tone it down a lot in Protty countries but I've visited churches in Mexico, Colombia, Ecuador, Peru and Brazil. The shit that goes on there would make any American or British Christian repulsed. Statue of a bloodied Christ within a glass box you throw your money in, still pay2win salvation, bizarre rituals and the like. Me? Reformed man.
>>214726248zoomer julian casablancas with a music industry boss dad
dont have any money as i have a part time minimum wage job aha
>>214726252£80 on drinks is stupid glad i only drink cheap shite alone in my smelly bedroom
>>214726194Matthew 16:18 bestows power to Peter to establish Jesus's churchThen in Matthew 18:18->Truly I tell you, whatever you bind on earth will be bound in heaven, and whatever you loose on earth will be loosed in heaven"Peter and the apostles then spent the rest of their days travelling the world and spreading the message. Peter established the Roman church, the One True Church.
>>214726191FIRST OFF FUCK THE LIL ZIEDY AND HIS KATY PETITEAM HUFFING WD40(YAH) AND SIPPING THAT POSTCRETE (OOh)ZIEDY CANT MATCH ME AM BUZZING OFF THAT TV STATIC/BRIT/ BE BUMPING TO ME LIKE BUMPNG TO ILLMATIC (YEAH)
>>214726264>>Conservative Party>Social Conservatism
The White Man's kryptonite
>>214726308This is the main reason i dont think ill ever get a dog :(
>>214726222Basically they think that St Peter was given the right to make up the rules as he went alongThe fact that they have fuck all evidence of exactly what St Peter 'bound on earth', or exactly to whom he bestowed his gift (if indeed he decided to do that at all), is apparently neither here nor there
>>214726333bit of a reach that
>>214726344who's this then
>>214726308the last time I ever cried was when my grandparents dogberg bit the dust
>>214726336kek
>>214726369Peng Ting
>>214726074tell me youre not obsessed you're posting rigged fights with some 60 year old bloke folding to a jeetslaphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4EiIRx-_c
>>214726388cheers m8
>>214726361Where in the Bible did Jesus talk to Martin Luther and give him authority to bind on earth that which is bound in heaven?
>>214726369In the filename my fog-breathing, tea sipping friend.
>>214726392why are you butthurt at a joke when /brit/ bros don't mind?stop being so serious
>>214726308Get a new dog asap When parents lose their only child they have 2 options, 1) have another kid as soon as they can to try and help them move on 2) never have another kid and be depressed for the rest of their lives
>>214726423why did you post them then
I don't want to sound like a dog hater but it's a dog
yanks be naming their kid kreed wezlitor
>>214726320>He released his debut single "Nothing Left to Say" in 2021 and his first extended play (EP), In Another Life, in 2023, through Warner Records.keeeek>In September 2023, he released his debut EP, In Another Life, co-produced by Tony Berg.KEEEEEK
>>214726446done him
>>214726404martin luther doesn't lead any protestant or reformed churches, they all have their own rules, which is quite literally the point
If shagging a mtf with no cock is gay is shagging a ftm with a cock straight?
>>214726329Thats just how it is nowadays. I dont drink at all personally, but when I did I'd end up spending a good £30 cause I like the quality cyders me.
>>214726450Aussies naming their kids Bruce Smith.
got the Smoke & Silence | 1940's saxophone jazz on
Aussies be naming their kid Bruce Kangaroopouch
>>214726359>prot retard selectively choosing what to take from the GospelLiterally the foundations of Protestantism is based on Luthers playing around with german translations of gospel to suit his own narrative, thats how sola fide even exists as a concept. Peter has FAR MORE weigh behind him to claim authority than anything some yokel from Germany has
>>214726478yes
>>214726478Both are gay
australians are asleep so they wont know i love them :)
>Leaving you with some ‘interesting’ friends to entertain instead>Or in one of his glorious homes he likes to share with his friends (yum yum)what did he mean by this?
>>214726511Mine was funnier.
>>214726467Luther is the primary author of the theology behind Protestantism, cope on mate
>>214726369your future wife, she's waiting for you, go to her
>>214726514>Peter has FAR MORE weigh behind him to claim authorityOh? And what did Peter bind on earth?
>>214726530
And what of Mousey?
senegalese be naming their kid olwfumwe gimebenifets
>>214726558The Church, dumb dumb
yanks will literally name their kids hunter and brayton
>>214726459listening to his songs now"back to friends" is a decent songeverything else is shiteno way he gets 780 million plays on that song without his daddy having some serious connections though that's insane
Giggled
But it's poo and weeee, and we'll alwaaaysss, pee togetherPoooooo, and weeee, alwaaays, shite foreverBaa, ba baa, ba baaaa, it was alwaysPooo, and weeee, alwaays
>>214726585And your evidence for this is?
Hello Bongfriends.Are u ok there?
>>214726552dimwit
>>214726609The life of Peter in Acts.
supping my first beer in like five weeks
>>214726652oh dear he's not going to take this well
so so sick of it all
you may try to attack me rorke but know that once my accursed blade is drawn it cannot be sheathed until it tastes blood
really want to play witcher 3 tonight but also don't want to
>>214726592having your debut EP and single released by warner is completely inconcievable without serious pull
THIS NIGGA THANKING THE AI
>>214726176the song names are in lowercase though, and that's cool!
rorke delivers his ultimatum to the governmenthttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1757527318559551.mp4
gays fucking love their brunch
The Bible was written long ago.Some parts were in Hebrew.Some parts were in Greek.But in Europe, the Church used a Latin Bible.Most people did not know how to read Latin.So they asked their priests to read it for them.And the boss of all priests was the Pope in Rome.His name is Pope Leo the Tenth. Hi Leo!—Wittenberg, Germany, 1517This is Martin Luther.He is a theologian. (That means he studies the Bible.)Martin reads the Bible carefully.He finds things that don’t match what the Pope says.Uh oh.Martin makes a list.It is a very long list.Ninety-five things long!He nails them to the church door.Clunk! Clunk! Clunk!Uh oh, Martin. That is not good for the door.
>>214726652I'll take the reality over silly frog cartoons. Every prot church has troon furry flags at its entrance. Thats enough for me
>>214726707you'll choke to death on three pounds of steel
come to think of it, i've never heard a yank say spot on
>>214726176where's imbred?
>>214726746is that a sexual innuendo?
spot on dude
>>214726724chris chan if he english
>>214726633Where does it say he went to Rome?
seriously though why did it not do as I asked? I thought I was pretty specific in my prompt
>>214726711mad that
new Disturban is about that bus girl and I hate to say it but there's some comedic cadence in that cut of the guy stabbing her and I only noticed it because he kept replaying it since that's all the footage that's out there
>>214726730catholics think the pope is magic and speaks to god
>>214726716
i accept your concession
>>214726808sleep deprivation
pray for nigwit
>>214726809because "it" is not an intelligent being
>>214726819cant wait until they get a nigger pope, they will never live it down
>come up with amazing fantasy/sci-fi concept for my worldbuilding>it's already been conceived of or penned by someone elseDoes my fucking head in. Today it was "Analogpunk"
>>214726730
>>214726724i have to say well said
the m25
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Worms,_Germanygerman niggas be like im from worms
https://men.wikifeet.com/Bradley_Walsh
>>214726817PROTECT YA NECK
doing some salvation farming for my niggas in purgatory who didn't receive quite enough salvation points by repeating the same prayer over and over again (that's biblical)
>>214726869Glorious!
>>214726748Guy Fieri says it regularly on diners, drive in and dives :^p
Hoping I can marry a woman like this someday
>>214726871That's proper bad for you
>>214726917a boring brown-eyed bitch?
wow, fuck mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npZEwO0wh6g
>>214726801I didn't say he went to Rome. He was the First Bishop of Rome, and Rome venerated him. Roman sailors in Antioch knew about Jesus when they came to see Paul. Besides, all of this is academic to a prot because regardless of who and where, Catholics very clearly have a connection stronger to the truth in the gospel than some peasant 16th century midwit reformist who protests the original church because you were mad you had to pay taxes so lower your tone when speaking to a man of christ like me
>>214726917you'll get a state issued bloke in a dress with a faulty plumbed in fanny, and you'll like it
>>214726917dont we all
>>214726948Follow Lei Feng's good example!
>>214726930gary Eats .. in browers Fayre !!he send The meal back !!you should go with your best friends greenoeats mr bean and Teddy ...as always ...lets Give it a Go !!
>>214726970seethe paki
y'all also keep a fridge in your garage??
>>214726987Depends how handsome you are
one month into long distance with the gfberg and yeah I don't think we're gonna make it
Right I need some damn sleep. Good to see we'll be staying in the EU. If I wake up to Farage's smiling face I'll kill myself.
>>214726991>you should go with your best friends greenoeats mr bean and Teddy ...kino. I'd watch that
>>214727019Mutual decision was it yeah?
>>214726819this is true and its way the catholic church is only christian church you should care about
>>214726730He regreted that literally in a letter he had in latin when he died.
>>214726975>I didn't say he went to Rome. Cool so your entire church 'history' is fucking bollocks>He was the First Bishop of Rome, and Rome venerated him. Roman sailors in Antioch knew about Jesus when they came to see Paul.So? This is just what some cunt who wanted to call himself pope made up
>>214727052involuntary
>>214727019why's that lad
https://x.com/yesnipe/status/1964702464168599569?s=46
>>2147270193 years into long distance with minethe first few years I had a lot of doubts but by now I've decided she's the one I'm going to keep
>>214726860>analogFOYI had a dieselpunk world idea years ago but it got overwhelming trying to think of everything, and having to think of reasons why they didn't end up following the route our technology took.
>>214726992You're the one wanting to breed with a sub-white
>this is true
love are tirzah
>>214727107seethe paki
>>214727069>Cool so your entire church 'history' is fucking bollocksAll my evidence and characters are real and in the gospel. Yours are obese germans. We are not the same. Occams razor and all that>So? This is just what some cunt who wanted to call himself pope made upLiterally mentioned in Acts, I accept your concession
>>214727126blog the fuck on you boring cunt
>>214726975>I didn't say he went to Rome...so? you do believe it
who here can name every 'spoons
>>214726344You dig yellow pussy I dig yellow pussyWe dig yellow pussyChicks dig yellow pussy Nice
Poo Rules Everything Around Me
doesnt look bad for 81must be nice having 500 billion quid
>>214727126>Literally mentioned in Actsquote your evidence then
Christ renounced the Throne and Crown and lived a life of poverty, service and sacrifice only so that some wop could sit on a golden throne and play God, sure
>>21472716881? no fucking way bruhthat nigga on that baby pussy for sure
>>214727142I do believe it, because the evidence is so universal and numerous as to his presence (he's literally buried under the basillica and they found his bones). Don't talk shite when you dont know what you're talking about child
>>214726975There's unfortunately no evidence Peter was the Bishop of Rome and it's though that he most likely wasn't. The earliest Bishop of Rome we have evidence of is Clement, who was the fourth.
>>214727217>I do believe it, because the evidence is so universal and numerous as to his presence (he's literally buried under the basillica and they found his bones)Lies of the papal mafia
>>214727077it just feels like a chore to keep in touch, have to be messaging all the time, video call every night. last year we were 2 hours train ride away from each other, which was ok, but this year is an 8 hour time difference and I can only see her over Christmas.I just feel like there's no substitute for actually spending time together and all of this is just draining our energy, some people I can get on really well with over text ig but we click more in personidk if I can keep this up for a year
what colour is your Koenigsegg
God forgive me for the time I've wasted
Haven't wanked in a week
>>214727213
>>214727181Acts 2:7-11:This passage mentions "strangers from Rome" who were in Jerusalem for the Pentecost festival.
>>214727147I like it but it's a bit violent
>>214727274doughnut bicep
>>214727151https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_types_of_spoons
>>214727274I have six, all in the colours of the MLP characters
>>214727293waiting for the new gay porn release?
>>214726970She's beautiful, and her pen-pal profile is wonderful. I am not in a place to be inviting women into my life, but when I am it will be women like her. >>214726987Not greasy, not incel, and not seeking submission. Weird that's where your brain goes
>>214727147great looking women
>>214727151used to pass this spoons on the way to work. closed down now. fondly known to the locals as 'the adolf'
>>214727088three years falls into the category of the first few years THOUGH
>>214727324cheater
>>214727274what's wrong with his arm?
>>214727331based
>>214727253More evidence than anything luther could bring to the table. I accept your concession. The Catholic Church is the One True Church
>>214727314What do you think this proves?
>>214727329dead sport
>>214727363keke battered that greasy little nonce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJAQ1Ogng_s
I once threw a bucket of white paint me and my friends found outside a building site over a homeless man.
>>214727329Objectively the worst motorsport for a spectator, no action whatsoever.
every wanking moment
>>214727398>More evidence thanBut it isn't evidence? It's the lies of an obviously corrupt institutionProtestantism is simply a rejection of that institution and a challenge to its lies
might change my name to dave
>>214727401It proves that the word of Jesus and God existed in Rome, and brought people from as far as Rome, which proves Christianity's establishment there. Later, Paul goes to Rome and is imprisoned. So t had a presence there
if you wanna bop say what the fuck
>>214727329more like boremula 1
>>214727449What's a better motorsport
>>214727445most 'homeless' cunts aren't even homeless they're just junky bastards who like all the free food they get given by gullible mongs because it means they have more money for scag
>moving from Bradford to Kansas to join the westboro Baptist church Definitely worth it. He's probably happier than most of us
catberg's paw is about 30 mil from my gland
>>214726917>>214726970>>214726992deja-vu for me
>>214727457>Protestantism is simply a rejection of that institution and a challenge to its liesNo it isn't. Its a practice and theology, a claimed different interpretation of scripture, its more than a rejection of the Church
>>214726074
>>214727497either that or a gypsy
looking at potential new jobs i am
>>214727519Fucks sake
>>214727329was good when it was about the engineeringnow normies watch it for the "entertainment"
>>214727474So? Jesus' ministry took place in the Roman empire and he directly interacted with many Romans
>>214727374lol
>>214727381had doubts until this year basicallynow I'm sure I will marry her
>>214726600yeah you would achmed
>>214727106Bloody hell. I have been using analog my entire life... Anyway>dieselpunk Appealing, but limiting. An entire world not utilising electricity/electronics is difficult to write away, without cheap excuses such as physics not supporting it.>overwhelming trying to think of everythingThat's the fun of it though?>reasons why they didn't end up following the route our technology took.I'm basically copying Dune, in the Butlerian Jihad/Cyberpunk, the old net - a General AI crisis ferments a worldwide aversion to digital technology, and attempts to recreate digital networks lead the AIs resurgence. Considering such a limited a number of states are able to build semiconducters in real life, it seems conceivable that the powers that be in my world could prevent mass adoption of digital technologies.
>>214727519why go all that way to join a bizzarro psycho cult when you can stay in the uk and be a troon
>>214726074>>214727538
>>214727557Oh so you accept Rome's authority then? I'm glad we came to an agreement.
>>214727551diego in tatters
>>214727525This all stems from a correct identification of the Catholic Church as a corrupt and arbitrary institution
If it's a boy they're naming him Rodney, after Dave.
business idea: booze and fags
>>214726074>>214727538>>214727584
might get on public transportation
>>214727586most literate catholic
>$280k donation goal for funeral costs
>>214727621mmhmm xx
>>214727321>>214727395torn bicep
>>214727609on the booze and vapes myselfvile shite
>>214727605The Madness of Mr Crouch
i just found out the uk has black history month, what a fucking embarrassment
lads, what do you wear to a concert? ive never been to a concert before.
>>214727556I am a non-performative male>hiking/camping>fishing>nature photography>reading/writing>cooking>driving
>>214727600So you admit that the interpretations from Protestant theologians are just window dressing and all fake, and really its the fact that you hate the Catholic Church? Like a petulant child?
>>214727440;)
>>214727659dark academia
>>214727605>you said it was open 24 hours a day!>yeah but not at night
>>214727634You asked for evidence. I gave you evidence. You asked what it proves. I described what it proved. You then asked a dumb question that proves my point, you done yourself in here. I accept your concession
Rorke is a wrongun, Rorke believes than trans men who are born women and got the surgery and now have a penis and a beard should use the women's bathrooms with women's and kidsYou sick fuck.
>>214727621Imagining an entire lifetime of looking down at my hands and them being black. I'm honestly sorry lad. Be us creations of God, or quirks of nature, I am sorry that you are trapped in this form.
>>214727579>come up with amazing fantasy/sci-fi concept for my worldbuilding>I'm basically copying Dunebruhalso the idea of analogue tech being a way to survive against rogue AI that can hack any digital system was already done in battlestar galactica
>>214727584
>>214727654are you not from here?
>>214727712grow up
Why not build three bathrooms? Men's, Women's, LGBBQTpi's
>>214727654it's to celebrate all the hard working coal miners
>>214727719Look mate everyone copies everyone, but this time I thought I had copied in a way that no one else had copied before. Alright?>battlestar galacticaNot seen, will add to my list.
Ah yes... all of those obviously political papal appointments in the middle ages... definitely God's will on earth..
>>214727724yes, i went to a white school so they must have just ignored it, it's embarrassingblack history MONTH
nah imagine how sick it would be being a fighter jet pilot
>>214727744brownoid seething?
scranning that shi
>>214727584foreign fanta always looks radioactive
>>214727742expensive. and for what? to appease some nutters
>>214727495Honestly any of the others, GT3 has fast cars and more action, but if you want proper racing watch BTCC. Or if you want to stick with open wheel racing even Formula 2 and down will have more overtaking and action than Bormula One.
Genuinely amazed at how good ChatGPT is. It’s basically doing my job for me at this point.
Sir Tom Bicep
>>214727679paedo zionist billionaire capitalists are all pro tranny
>>214727744im a yank
no offence to the chap, but simon wilson seems like a complete bellend in every one of his videos
>fart>the smell is so bad it burns my nostrils and I sneeze
New>>214727828
>>214727579They use electricity in dieselpunk mate, think WW2 tech.
Ghouls and mongs need to realise the only chance they have to shag is from when you are 16 to 21, if you are still a freak after that you will not shag ever
scranning a terrys chocolate orange
gonna tell a youtuber she's cute
found a job here that says "up to £0 per annum" lad if i wanted that wag, i'd apply to be a janny
is this accurate?
for me its the south east england leftymong in his early 20s that calls everyone to the right of the green party a bell end and a wankpuffin, listens to the smiths and joy division and has an obsession with harold wilson and the railways
>>214727851cockmogs me
:/
>>214727866i call it pop
>>214727866i call it sodypop
>>214727830Gotcha, sounds interesting. Mine is very liberal with technological development, mech suits, analogue nuclear missiles (gyros & altimeters, no digital targeting systems - limited range). That sort of thing.
NEW>>214727910>>214727910>>214727910
>>214727871They always grow out of it and become Tories once they start earning some dosh.
>>214727866>>>/int/cum
>>214727871>listens to the smiths and joy divisionktim
>>214727872>repealing trans rightsWhat rights were those? The ones that Stonewall lied to you that you never had in the first place?Fucking moron.
>>214727875post it or stop posting
>>214726200people that go to brunch and farm shop already have investments
DONUT
Thanks for that
getting the bathing done
>>214730209>>214730209>>214730209Move when ready
OH MY DAYZZZZZZZZZ
>>214730237mong
just seen a very early new postedhope the benevolent janny will save me
>>214730185Lol
um
Did that fella die of that thing just now then
HE'S DONE IT AGAIN!
Reckon it was a turbo-rorke who dun did it
any in the bath lads in
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1757500558086673.webm
>>214730453running one right now as it goes
that's okay we don't have to move yetor at all reallyto early news that isor indeed in any other facet of lifefree will and that
Fuck sake janny I just typed out a banger
janny launches the ol one-two and its LIGHTS OUT for /pol/
>>214730236cute
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/uganda%20be%20kidding%20me/
big iron
if ww3 actually started what would be your genuine first course of action
>>214730502
>>214730529Dunno
This world is deeply evil and sick.
rorke in tears upon discovering his late parents have instructed custody of katy pass to uncle crodie.
>>214730529my last wank
Do you think he regretted his opinion on gun ownership in his last nanoseconds of life?
nobody's got the bollocks to make a newjanny is fucking SICK of this general
>>214730529break my arm on purpose
>>214730617No
>>214730509uganda be kidding me
>>214730621palpable fear of Der hausmeister
>>214730621A CERTAIN CAT POSTING AMERICAN IS NOT HAPPY WITH US
hope the killer is a darkwoke patriot
>>214730529Get to my bunker (my garden shed I’ve stocked with 8 tins of baked beans)
nu/brit/ full of neeky lefties. fucking disgusting
*looks at the post count and spits out a mouthful of tea in shock*
nah not the UVU university *skullface*
>>214730730no more /brit/they're hurtful and destructive
>>214730529get the bevs in and order some drugs
wanking and screaming
>>214730707
chawie bit my finger
>>214730726you reek of VPN cause permabanned for noncery tbqh
so here we are then, the last ever /brit/
I think Charlie Kirk is probably on the lower end of people worth ruining your life overDude was just a grifter, an actual nobody
