British Shorthair edition
>>214746862first innit
>>214746844think it was something dtfic was spamming
really want a catberg but just spend a fortune on new furnite and gfstein doesn't want it all ruined. reckon i could push for one and she'd be okay with it but will have to say goodbye to sofaberg
Rape serf made the new
>>214746585colombian camgirls
https://x.com/danbilzerian/status/1965971534146621733?s=46Yes I called it yes I’m one of the smartest men alive thank you thank you
that's a catberg
Lorraine seems like a lovely woman but her programme is proper shit
>>214746844gingernonce confessed to being brutally molested as a child lolthat or he made the story up for pity points. either way if he's being a pest and you want to trigger one of his episodes you can taunt him with it x
Catherine Hubbard only its not her
the only colonists in my rimworld game that are having sex are the pig people with their pork-chaser husbandsall normal women are either misandrists or are infertile
wish i had a daughter
considering raping myself
got a £300 autism-tier mechanical keyboard and it sounds fucking incredible, like asmr every time i type
>>214746913screaming
>>214746935'
>>214746963What model?
>>214746912by all accounts she's an absolute cunt
>>214746963yeah but what's your wpm
geeked up playing xbox all day
>>214746935youre not alone on that
>>214746913
>>214746912She’s a hypocritical tax dodger
>>214746979you can make all the revolting attention seeking posts you want but you're never going to unrape yourself by doing it
>>214746982you find that amusing but lose your shit when i post a picture of a child. im laughing
the most bizarre part is his half brother kept wanking him long after he'd orgasmed so it hurtnigga just push him off you fruity rapecel
>>214747009>He would vigorously jack me off even after I had already orgasmed>It was pretty bad
>>214747054ok
>>214746971angry miao black diamond v2>>214746976no clue probably pretty shit
>>214747054
You can tell Stella Tsantekidou exclusively shags the most fascistic of rorkes and is absolutely filthy in bedThere is no way a shouty greek communist bird like her shags lefty men
>>214747046>>214747054wat
>Was wanked off, forced to give head by their biological (german) sonhim adding (german) here really gets me. a dribbling race-obsessed autist even when he's having flashbacks to his childhood molestation trauma
>>214747046ex did this to me once on an experimental thing and I ended up having a second much stronger orgasm and pissing all over the place
so how much you would get paid for such cushy job then
today`s Pocket Monster Of Thedayis ..Illumise !!
>>214747101Sometimes do this after spaffing, squeeze my cock a bit and I have a second pissing orgasm, wrings it all out
>>214747124toby :)
there isa housein poo orleansthey caaallll the shiteing bum
sometimes I wish I could go back in time to spend just a bit more time with my daughters when they were littleeven just one afternoon or evening would be specialany other dads relate?
how many people actually use up their full ISA allowance? what sort of person has £1667 spare every month to save?
>>214747139my cat doesn't sleep next to me under the covers now that he's gotten older so I can kind of relate
>>214747101for me it's when you're edging and you go a bit too far and have one of those precum mini-orgasms that isn't quite a proper orgasm and you can still cum normally afterwards
>>214747135Finally, a decent post by Bruce.
>>214747124what is the item of the day ??
>>214746963You'll get used to it and stop noticing it within a few days
>black diamond v2 angry miaopretty cool ngl but £300? not sure
Everyone's being a bit weird today
Grabbing catberg by the throat and shaking him, and he keeps coming back for more
type writers are like olden day laptops when you really think about it
off to bed
>>214747205
screenshotting all the people who laugh reacted the Charlie Kirk story on Facebook and sending it to their parents and employers
>>214747222hope you have horrific ptsd rape nightmares x
>>214747222You’ve been done you pedo freak.
any fellow 10 quid logitech k120 freaks in
>>214747246something like that
>>214747139‘
British TV stars Samantha Robson, Paul O'Grady, and Tracy Shaw pose backstage at the TV Quick Awards held at the Dorchester Hotel on September 10, 2001 (2001)
>>214747263>It was pretty bad
im absolutely on one today!!*sticks my tongue*a madderz!!
>>214747153The ISA allowance is a joke. Your tax advisor will laugh at you behind your back until you start using up your £60,000 pension contribution and £200,000 VCT investment allowances as well. If you can't afford to invest £280,000 a year you are poor.
>>214747139I wish the same
>>214747245I’m a manager at my work. You send me that and I’d promote the person.
Recreating the Sopranos scene where Adriana tells Christopher she's a rat with catberg
>>214747088
>>214747314You're notYou wouldn'tBecause you can't
tried twice to get into the sopranos but wasn't feeling it
>>214747153once you go past a certain level of earnings and you don't let lifestyle creep get out of control saving money just becomes an inevitabilityi switched to contracting and didn't change my life at all, basically take home nearly £10k every month provided i don't take many days off and 70% of that goes into savingsyou'd be surprised how many people are in a similar situation because those of us who don't get paid via PAYE are rarely included in earnings statistics
I am poor as well as ugly
>>214747345how far in did you get
>>214747188it's been 2 months and i love it still
>>214747342Am, would, can. Cry on.
>>214747345
>>214747181I`m Thinking itcan Be ..Poké Doll !!
>>214747369>>>/int/cum
>>214747367a couple episodes into the first season
>>214747354What do you hope to gain from telling us, sympathy, pity? Stop being such a worm.
>>214747299>r/henryuk
>>214747345love it me I'm going to rewatch it when I finish my current show
>>214747345It’s the most overrated reddit shite ever. Of all the “meme” shows that people say is Amazing like Breaking Bad, The Wire, Mad Men, etc it’s by far the worst. Cartoonish acting and dumb storylines.
>>214747376yay
my favourite character? Troony Soprano
>>214747372Just aren't, wouldn't, and can't though, can you
>>214747415OH!
>>214747415Tony Castrato
just had some 'dines on toast now I'm sucking down a 'fee
>>214747376loved those early 3D designs
>>214747384if you ever give it a third go it gets fantastic around season 2. the whole lot is def worth the watch
>>214747391no. I want for nothing.
>>214747391he's hoping for a ktim but i just dont have it in me now
>>214747438breath be honking
>>214747457couldn't tell you the last time I was close enough to somebody where that would be a problem
>>214747405another day another uptight nonce who types with proper grammar and capitalisation posting dogshit zingers
>>214747474nice digits
>>214747480Sorry that I hurt your feelings by phoneposting and not liking your Reddit mafia show!
>>214747445You're not a cynic, you're a cunt.
just pooed in my y-fronts
>>214747517things ruby granger never hears
mad that zoomers are going to get radicalised over the most generic goyservative possibledon't really know why you'd target him in the first place tbqh
>>214747548need her to put that up my arse
>>214747548She’s in need of penetration.
Don't really watch TV because I realise halfway through I wasn't paying attention and was thinking about inane shitSame for movies and books
we will be posting fluttershys and raritys today
>>214747551deep state job to steer public consciousness away from the epstein shit
>>214747586bro straight up got brain rot fr on god
legs are looking hairier today
rorkeypops and the umchickens xx
>>214747597UM x
rorke is going to kick off big time at the weekend. tommy robinson bringing thousands of coked up norf fc types down to london to protest against migrants and they’re all going to be wound up even more by charlie kirk dying, could be bloody
>>214747601think there'd still be better targets if that's what you wantedthink it's honestly just some loony lefty schizo, they're hardly the most politically competent bunch
>>214747586extremely depressing post. you have ruined your brain.
I am all business all the time
Need to sniff Emma Watson’s toots.
>>214747656just need to be hooked like a fish in the first 5 minutes or it's futile x
where are the umchickens are they all sleeping x
am I a nonce if I watch digimon porn
business idea: burgers made from cat meat, could call them catburgs
>>214747653it could just as easily be a disgruntled Q schizo. funny as fuck either way lol
surprised rubyposting is still a thing. she must be like 30 now
>>214747703
>>214747586i do this and i have adhd, on meds i can watch anything for any length of time and concentrate like a mad cunt. if it's chronic it might be adhd otherwise it's tiktokbrain
working on a theory that charlie kirk was done by the same lad that did that health insurance ceo since luigi is obviously some poor sod just taking the fall and the real shooter's still at large
>>214747739fried your receptors
>>214747712She needs to crack on. Those eggs aren't going to be around forever.
haven't had a wank for 4 days me
the charlie kirk thing was almost certainly a false flag to distract from all the epstein stuff. they literally release evidence the president is a paedo and draws pictures of little girls for other paedos and the next day a chud celebrity is killed brutally and that’s all everyone is talking about. pretty smart.
....i think his mate saw me....
>>214747768wonder if she's still a virgewho am I kidding of course she is
Happy birthday to Dr William Luther Pierce!
funny how meds for "adhd" have exactly the same effect on people who don't have it
>>214747780snoipin's a good job mate
>>214747778i think it was an adult woman he drew though
sucking a nice covfefe
officially one sleep until diego
>>214747816sure it was rorke
>>214747821Lushberg
>>214747530*wanders around /brit/ with a lantern in broad daylight, searching for a good post*
>>214747821is nothing safe from the Elton menace?
Why doesn't 4chan have an app?
how do I become wealthy lads
>>214747814EVERYTHING ABOVE YA NECK'S GONNA BE A FINE RED MIST
New boots have arrived lads. Now the fun of wearing them in begins.
>>214747821dire dry foam
any sort of racist but not THAT racist man in
>>214747821fairy liquid frappacino is it?
>>214747869Inherit a lot of money and assets. Works every time.
>>214747882even while dying a horrible gory death blud looked goofy ahh :skull:
brother's well protective of his computerif he asks me to help him with something he basically sits on my shoulder with eagle eyes to make sure I'm not doing anything badwanted to borrow his PC to edit a file and he insists on plugging the USB in and opening the file himself
>>214747895got a wedding coming up for which I will be wearing brand new un-broken-in shoes. Blistertoil beckonswore them around the house for a few hours then thought nah I can't be arsed with this
>>214747916imagine dying really gayly in public and giving hundreds of women the ick at once as your final act on this planet
>>214747940why dont you have your own computer
>>214747940probably a nonce and/or gay
>>214747940ktim
>dire dry foam
>>214747940It probably contains a lot of porn, I'd be wary of people on my computer too.
>>214747940tell him about Recuva just to make him squirm
the lads who installed my broadband yesterday were really impressed by the quality of my DIY house renovationdead chuffed
At Burger King and getting more a seared bite in the impossible whopper than the regular whopper, oh no no no
>>214748003did he put the white box thing in a good location in the end then?
used to hide my porn in the sample pictures folder. no one ever goes in there.
Your bitch's neck hardly squirt mine goes Charlie kirk
>you dont have to agree with Charlie but you have to like him and respect him and suck his cockliterally every faggot with more than 500 followers on twitter lolkek what a dead bitch
>>214748003I never talk to toilscum who come into my house to do work. They shouldn’t get overly friendly, I am their boss while they are here after all.
the underage edgy posters in are they
>>214748026A simple search for any files ending in video / image extensions will have you sweating like Sacked Tranny on a schoolbus.
rorke's so fat he's a big big fatty
London has lost so much charm in the last century. I don't necessarily mean in a chuddy, anti-ethnic way either, but just in terms of the architecture and visuals.
can hear the retarded lad who lives on my street making those noises again
>>214748043yeah for me it's looming off to the side silently, either looking out the window or pretending to be engrossed in my phone, in case my input is required
>>214748063I agree but in the anti-ethnic way
>>214748035state of this
>>214748043You should always offer a cup of tea or coffee, that's just basic manners, and if they're there for a few days biscuits should be offered.
>>214748055Stop it.
doing a very boring jigsawfeel like i need to complete it because it was a present but it would be much better off in a charity shop
>>214748084Laura is a slang for penisWood means boner
we used to sell our jigsaws for £2 in the charity shop. Dunno if that's a good price or not.
i dont care that someone got shot so shut up
>>214748085Never. I have really high quality tea and coffee and I’m not going to offer it to deano wagies who will down it with a ton of milk and sugar. I’m not responsible for finding their refreshments. I’ve never understood the cringecases who wait hand and foot on tradies, it’s so subservient
>>214748063Road markings and signage make all streets look bad, as they're garish and incongruous by design.
>>214748122
>>214748124get a job mate
watched the GeoWizard crossing london with no roads videoss'alright
Dunno what to eat. Any ideas lads?
>>214747957He was literally married to a beauty queen.
I'm putting together a team
>>214748195poo
>>214748195i'm having a block of cheddar
>>214748190the one where he goes to cornwall is good. don't know if you've seen that.
>>214748189I have one. Hence why I can afford nice things.
it's over for nonces
What's mad is that every single person knows, whether they're rorkes or lefties, that Charlie Kirk's assassin is going to be a white man. No question, without even getting an image of the shooter. Just need to find out if it was an internet brainwashed zoomer or a TV brainwashed boomer
>>214748201>defending some soulless dead culture war faggot they had that nigga GUSHING brah
>>214748236he's gone.... down the shops for a bag of sweeties
>>214748241What does this have to do with British culture?
Hi lads :)
>>214748204>>214748210Poo it is
>>214748259White Americans are genetically British
>>214747751yeah basically, probably too many drugs at uni
>>214748264poo
>>214748264........................................hello
The killer is always someone you least suspect
>>214748217I'll give it a look cheers. I don't often watch him.
>>214748264hi mate hiya! hows if fiung?
>>214748287Elementary, my dear Watson.
>>214748287they're probably gonna find him in the last place they look
>>214748241because the blacks don't use sniper rifles, it's like their race can't be that class
>>214748241it was Mossad and the CIA
the demon hunting lads as it were
>>214748287but the cia were the first people i suspected
>>214748391
recommend me a sexy porn game to play
>>214748347white girl's kryptonite
>>214748364need a miniature sized elton john to fly a toy plane over that and spray cum out of his arse like one of those planes that puts out bushfires
>>214748397perverted education
caberge onamadone
>>214748063Oh yeah mate, that famous charm of smog billowing out of chimneys, abject poverty, poo in the streets and crime
>>214748414
there needs to be a containment board for AI slop
>>214748430yawn
how do i get the smell of onions out from my finger nails
>>214748444lemon
>>214748456fr?
Mandelson goneSir Keir Stormer
>>214748430the mum in this is so hot
Poo Chumbling
sir nonce employer
>>214748475built for my 5 inch bwc
>>214748475ur so hot
>>214747348What you consulting on lad
my knob would be big in thailand
Funniest and most satisfying death in a while desu
sir gay kadath
>>214748318um…girl…the DC sniper attacks
>>214746862Cute, I would like a cat of this breed
>>214748347actually they're demons mate. the girls are the demon hunters.
>>214747314Based
me and the gf are going as Rumi and Jinu to a halloween party, having an asian gf is so based i don't see how white women can compete
>>214748498mobile apps basically
>UK Ambassador to the US Peter Mandelson sackedLmao
Damn
got a big mirror for my room and its making me anxious. bad feng shui or something or its got a demon in it
>>214748512Clean shot, big Hollywood blood splatter, in front of a crowd, clearly the shooter had wanted a spectacleThe /pol/ tears have been absolutely wonderful
Total ZOG Destruction
>>214748629Yeah Rorke’s meltie over it has been hilarious, been really enjoying it
Might go out and get shot in public today x
>British Prime Minister Keir Starmer fired UK Ambassador to the US Peter Mandelson on Thursday over Mandelson's ties with disgraced New York financier Jeffrey Epstein.
>>214748610i knew someone who fell into a mirror and cut his throat open on a shard
>oi Rorke
Politics making a lot of people lose their humanity nowadays, very sad to see.
>>214748610do you ever look at it while wanking?
>>214748685it's more than just politics but yes it is sad
Peter Mandelson: "We need to rub the right's noses in diversity"He's also a Jew, funny.
>>214748685wanting your political enemies to die is the most human thing out there
>>214748602
Humanity should be a slur. What vile creatures we are
I just appreciate how clean the shot was. Straight into the jugular
yum yum yummy
>>214748711not the better half of human nature
not right is it
>>214748742Yanks need arresting. All of them.
>>214748742is it a pepperminckle or a picklemint?
>>214748683fat whore, 20+ cocks taken GUARANTEED
>>214748738i understand the sentiment but vile compared to whatif you expect perfection then you will always be disappointed
>>214748610Are you a dog mate?
is Euston the worst major train station in London? dire 60s monstrosity made worse by all the bolted on upgrades
The peter scrandelson
>>214748777And she’ll never take yours, heatherpaedo
>>214748777Sex is amazing and you are a fool not to be doing it as much as you can
>>214748760the rail network in the UK exists to financially punish autists who can't drive
>>214748790we've all been there
>>214748760We used to rule 1/3rd of the world now we subsidise the rail fares of foreign countriesGrim beyond belief
>>214748760why your trains so expensive howd you guys fuck that up when you invented trains or somehting
Might go out and have sex today
mental that all the pandemic shit really happened
shocking lack of diversity in shrek (2001), not a single black character (unless you count donkey)
>>214748787It’s literally fine. Yeah it gets a bit busy and people rush when they announce a platform but it’s fine.
>>214748817Broken Britain innit
I have a bump on top of my scar hope it's normal
>>214748820Make sure he wears a condom
>>214748817Privatisation, let foreign countries buy them, now even if we nationalised them the price wouldn't come down because PE firms own all the rolling stock that we have to rent off of themIt's beyond farcical
>>214748821move on
errr i'm a virgin actually
>>214748760This is Monday at peak commuter timesUnless you're booking on the day or the day before it's comparable
Playing Metroid Dread and I'm having a blast lads
virgin used to exclusively mean a chaste woman, would have been very confusing to refer to a man as a virgin a thousand years ago
>>214748862>peak commuter times>arrives at 9:35monglord
>>214748869>>214748869>>214748869
>>214748817unions make it so they are never running AND are expensive :) thanks unions fucking selfish train drivers. they will all still eat it up though>>214748862they are so dishonest
>>214748887Happy? Goes down to £16 if you have a railcard
Hyper Capitalism
>>214748912Who the fuck is going to be travelling FROM London to Bristol at the time of the morning?
>>214748869>>214748869
paid £18 for a 25 minute train journey yesterday
sir train splitting
you get noticeably fewer wogs on trains compared to buses though
