egg mayonnaise
BOOOOOOOOO
fuck sake i just accidentally scranned an entire bag of maltesers
:3
rorkes being sent off to Starmer's Hebridean GULGAGs
it's delicious
How come women have started shooting people all the time now?
Smeg gayonnaise
>>214757445within 9 years, out of the 5 million people in England, between 250-300k English combatants and civilians died due to the conflict. by the same measure, out of the 32 million americans alive in 1860, 750,000 americans died in the civil, most of whom were combatants. the english civil war was so traumatizing that you guys literally created liberalism as a result
>>214757578too spicy for me o algo however the leftist shoots someone
>>214757610hungry little kittens
>>214757610I like the white/grey/black one the best and would kill the rest
>>214757635:(
i send every single one of my posts from a 20 year old lenovo thinkpad using the free wifi at the poowong hotel
>>214757617name five instances
>>214757612me after I say I'm English
>>214757578https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzgkwXjWuEg&list=RDTzgkwXjWuEg&start_radio=1
>>214757674very early model lenovo thinkpad if it's 20 years old
>>214757649
Just found out that poor dead fella followed me on x, formerly known as twitter. Obviously a fan of my hilarious posts stolen from here and moaning about how shite Hearts are.
>>214757690the wife of voice actor phil hartman, you may remember him from such roles as 'Troy McClure' from 'The Simpsons'
>>214757635don't get it
sir kirk mourner
need a viccini
>>214757718no way
>>214757734shook
>>214757715ok nigga did i aks doe
>>214757734>we all must be free to debate openly*proscribes you*>there can be no justification for political violence*twiddles thumbs while israel kills everyone*
>>214757734>THIS government saying "we should be allowed to debate freely" also your post belongs on pol! XD
Sir Blatant Liar
>>214757778just saying i'd imagine the vast majority of 20 year old thinkpads would be IBM ones
>>214757712string cheese used to be good
>>214757635Horse meat is tasty
Sir Amy Winehouse
kek
>>214757824just saying your a gay nigga lmao #done
testing drugs on grey squirrels what drugs? a gun
We at /brit/ say congratulations to Sarah Edwards MP and her dog Poykee for winning Westminster Dog of the Year 2025
oh my fucking days it's only thursday
>>214757610Awwwwwwww :3
>>214757734
>>214757829more like amy wine-o if you know what i mean the drunk whore
cant find me combprobly threw it in the rubbish when drunk
DO NOT get blown over this weekend
people get shot every day why should i care about some yank
>>214757836rape
IBM sold its PC business to the Chinese company Lenovo in 2005 and since 2007 all ThinkPad models have been manufactured by them. just saying
>>214757739funny image
>>214757836*quietly* sexo
>>214757832190 why do you love this dogshit image so much Is it because you're now in your 50s so you feel the natural old cunt compulsion to spam wortthless AI images?
>>214757784the fact labour twiddled their thumbs while pakis were pimping english girls in their cities should be more concerning to you
>>214757859Not sure I follow
mad how leftypol convinced everyone that i was the evil one
>>214757861she is pretty
>*makes edgy jokes about Christians, white people, aborted babies, conservatives*>"It's called being a decent fucking human being">*physically and violently upset at the idea of 11 years olds not being allowed to transition or repeat violent offender black people being jailed*>Late 30s-early 40s with deadend job but epic witty popular Reddit, X, Bluesky account for dunking on chuds>Inevitably going to be caught soliciting nudes from a teenager (equal chance male or female)This profile might seem niche yet it somehow describes a startling amount of our enemies
>>214757805Materialist capitalist is a materialist capitalist
>>214757889hah, don’t mind it, just a joke! we have fun here.
>>214757870>>214757877its a little orange cartoon girl how is that sexy you FREAKS
>>214757871if China lays claim to your country they just go after "not preceding local rules" a bit like "except in [your country]" like Singapore!
>>214757884rotherham is a town not a city so you've embarrassed yourself here
>>214757913Ah! Of course. Good lad.
>>214757904I dont have any enemies im indifferent to everyone
>>214757894wanting disenfranchised minorities to die IS evil
So Rorke is telling me I should have empathy for someone who said that empathy is "I think empathy is a made-up, new-age term that does a lot of damage"? How does that work then?
>>214757884Remember when the terrorists cut off knobs of their still-alive victims in the Bataclan and shoved them up their victims arseholes oh yeah it wasn't reported in France (was everywhere else), wonder what else isn't?
Nipping out to Saturn anybody want anything
>>214757943wasn't just rotherham either
>>214757870based
Why does Lowe tweet like he's making a /brit/ post
>>214757926mymy making her weird little dutch noises as you penetrate her arse for the very first time
>>214757878190 is probably not even 30, right? He was posting about freshers like 10 years ago
>>214757976the police should be defunded i agree
>>214757975Weird and spooky hexagonal weather pattern please
Got all completion marks for non tainted characters on The Binding of Isaac. Going to take a break for a few days then start up again with Tainted Lost
>>214757825You'll get used to it
went to saturn to buy a ring that would fit when i proposed your fatarse mum
>>214757943Ah yes it was famously just Rotherham not endemic to basically every town and city with a high proportion of pakis
>>214757967I dont remember that being reported
>>214758007Use those days to make your first every friend you can bore with such mindless witterings
donning on my rapedworld armour
>>214757975yeah mate i'll take a ring
why does rorke fall for such obvious bullshit like this though? >>214757967
LIVERPOOL
>>214757991Um... stop noticing
>>214758044umm fucking sex?? sex sex sex plap plap plap plap?? rape???????
fat
>>214758044Yes mum, that lads have all seen your Hinge pics already
>>214758044where’s his willy
don't research just call him rorke and that's that debated
going to open a wine and drink a beer
>>214757967Sub-100 IQ mongs like you are extremely useful to our adversaries
>>214758011whoa i thought that was ed mcmahon but it's not
Brominated vegetable oil (BVO) a complex mixture of plant-derived triglycerides that have been modified by atoms of the element bromine bonded to the fat molecules
Going to open my arse and drink a willard
>>214758044Is this a tranny
>>214757966He's saying maybe cheerleading our rapid slide into Northern Ireland/Years of Lead style political violence isn't a smart idea?
>>214757991Kek
>>214758032yeah basically Tainted Lost is the hardest character in the game so i wanna start fresh with him
The sun is shining in the sky.
dangling my tender plums above a glass of water before it starts to shake and ripple thus alerting me to an incoming earthquake, giving my time to tuck my nads away and seek immediate shelter
>>214758127define "our"
rorke becoming so anti-semitic he's now defending muslim terroristshilarious
N
>>214758160I don’t like where this is heading
just seen a fat girls arse
it hurts to love you but I still love you it's just the way I feel
>>214757966Have you got the full quote?
>>214757734so I'm allowed to debate the merits of national socialism aye kier????
>>214758160O?
>>214758151https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Jo_Coxhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_David_Amesshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2024_United_Kingdom_riots>hurr what political violence?
>>214757991someone said that Jordan Peterson tweets like mousenonce and I still giggle at that observation sometimes
>>214758176cant post that
>>214758176how come you only appear alongside the BE flag fag
leftypol mate...
>>214758179TIGER MAFIA HAS GOOD PANTIES
you’re a bumboy
Sir Nolberto Solano
>>214757992corget the dutch girl penetrated
you have to give it to the islamists, they do proper kino terrorism 9/11 and 7/7 were iconic
>>214758226Its called being a decent human being x
>>214758222what this guy
Lads my life has improved dramatically ever since I changed the scaling on Firefox to the value 1.33. I can now read and respond to /brit/posts
do the CEO of trains or the trains union CEO
>>214758253uganda be kidding me!
just been a decent fucking human being just now
>>214758248been browsing my local library's e-books and i swear 95% of the available fantasy novels are just romance slop
>>214758271unc status confirmed
>>214758226Rorke.... they want you dead
>>214758253You think because you're behind your VPN you're safe?You're not.
have you listened to any :3
BIOMASSIOMASS
sung to the tune of 'fallen down' in undertale:pooey pooey pooey pooey pooey pooeypooey pooey poo, pooey pooey pooey poopooey pooey pooey pooey pooey poopooey pooey poo poo poo poo poo
*revs up the dating apps again just to get 2 likes from women my weight or heavier*
>>214758284:)
>>214758226>all furries or trannies>the singular wog called negrodamus
I want to date a nurse. apparently they are single
*shoots rorke*
>>214758271ₒₖ
get the mental health app filled with genetic dead-ends loaded upget the vent post madeget the hugs and hearts
>>214758226>“War is sweet to those who have no experience of it; but the experienced man trembles exceedingly in his heart at its approach.” - Pindar
>>214758362Bit rude
>>214758368Ok now that is devilish. I see now that you definitely come from Nigga Mountain
>get the hugs and heartsum *raises paw*
>>214758226See worse posted on 4chan daily, not sure why anyone should care about this It is cringeworthy to act like that though yeah
Uh oh
>>214758380The guy in storm of steel didnt mind it
>>214758114ive got something you can never eat
~_~
>>214758380shut up nerd war is peng
>>214758362looks brown
>>214758408>throwing away your own first ammendment wild
>>214758429Fought in many wars have you?
Reckon my parents and the way they raised me are responsible for a good 90% of the problems I face in my life
birdberg chanting his name like he's cheering himself onthat's not taught, he's thought that up himself, his own greatest ally
>>214758407still recognized her instantly
>>214758329i prefer heartache brodude, but yeah git it, straight hardcore
>>214758408so much for the so called quote on quote "1st" amendment
>>214758226>J.K. ROWLING NEXT
>>214758405No its completely fine that a right wing free speech advocate was assassinated and doesnt have dangerous implications. Just like david ames or jo cox
>>214758429read All Quiet on the Western Front sometime, sunshine
>>214758436Dozens
>>214758435Foreigners have no rights
>>214758449SCREAM
>>214758437doesnt matter though does ityou're an adult with agency over your own life so you can fix your own problems
>>214758435Are you allowed to encourage violence there? Wild
>>214758449Genuinely need all trannies chucked in asylums and strapped to surgical boards 24 hours a day asap
>crusty ass stink pussy cis straight woman
>>214758449Did she ever denounce Israel?
>>214758478>you're an adult with agency over your own lifeI live with my parents because their generation absolutely fucked up the housing market. Really there's no notably difference from the way I lived when I was 13 and the way I live now that I'm 24.
all be birdorbill beard
>>214758451Neither of those did really lead to anything thoughIn Jo Cox's case her constituency stepped over the flowers laid for her to vote to leave the EU
>>214758472Guarantee this one doesnt have a pussy at all
>crusty ass stinky planet
>>214758140Fucking heavens opening up here
>crusty ass stink pussy cis straight womanI think we know why that person is traaans
Reckon they should denonce Israel first if anything
toiltoil done. time for walktoil
>>214758484glorifying and encouraging the same thing in your head are they?
>>214758362hold onrorke...is that you?
leftypol scrubbing the pus-filled scabs off his rotting axe wound with a fork
>>214758516thats just the rust belt here on earth
>>214758248women are mental
>>214758506why didn't they just use the ramp
>>214758517The sun only started to shine after the rain stopped falling as if someone started pouring buckets non stop. Hoping for a rainbow
>>214758408
Erythrosine B; Erythrosin B; Acid Red 51; C.I. 45430; FD&C Red No. 3; E127; 2',4',5',7'-Tetraiodo-3',6'-dihydroxy-spiro[3H-isobenzofuran-1,9'-xanthen]-3-one disodium salt; Tetraiodofluorescein sodium salt; Calcoid Erythrosine N; 2,4,5,7-Tetraiodo-3,6-dihydroxyxanthene-9-spiro-1'-3H-isobenzofuran-3'-one disodium salt; 2',4',5',7'-Tetraiodofluorescein, disodium salt; C.I. Food Red 14; Aizen Erythrosine; Tetraiodifluorescein, disodium salt; Spiro[isobenzofuran- 1(3H),9'-[9H]xanthen]-3-one, 3',6'-dihydroxy-2',4',5',7'-tetraiodo-, disodium salt Source Wikipedia
might start a business and employ a few people
>>214758506They both normalised it. And look at the reaction to jo coxs death compared to david ames
bought a pepsi, might suck it with scran later
>>214758442no you didn't
>>214758583the chemical make-up of a human being...
dihydroxyxanthene
sucking a red bull. crunching a walnut
>>214758516it really sucks that literally 99% of all the terrestrial worlds in the galaxy likely just look like that or picrel (Titan)
>>214758593wtf does some twat in the US getting shot have to do with Jo Cox you permanently-online /pol/cunt
Charlie Kirk died because Are Jo
NaO
Jo Cocks
It was the illuminati. Lizard people. ALIENS!
>>214758631yes well we can build bases can't we
>>214758589Go for it
>>214758659https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-i5s08pYDE
*parses the semantic context of the thread*hmm... little to no value detected... but perhaps there is value... in the privation of value...
>>214758607Like lipstick and that?
>>214758506What a mad time that was.
160 Pokemon caught today, 200K XP (hmm)
composing a song on the piano about you cunts
Gingernonce still awake and replying to himself?
Lovely little storm going on outside lads
>>214758674yea but that's itand then you have to drink your recycled pee forever
185K XP
>>214758633>you permanently-online /pol/cunt>says he who spends all day on /brit/lmfaoooo
>>214754647Back then I bet the British ruling class in India lived pretty comfortably. There probably weren't many Indians who lived comfortably.You can try and justify colonial exploitation as much as you like but I still think it's true that any exploited class isn't going to live as well as they could if they weren't exploited. And I think it's also true that people don't want to be exploited by a ruling class.
might suck on a beer
>>214758715
>>214758633>How is a political assassination related to a political assassinationIdk mate they brought it up on skynews too must be permanently on /pol/ there
>>214758759corr look at those chebs
I mean 189K XP (evolved nidoran female, shadow diglett)
>>214758751Brahmin hands typed this post
>>214758741grow up. we'll have much cooler technology in 100 years' time that will enable true colonisation and we'll also terraform planets so it will sustain water
>>214758759kektim
>>214758734nothing lovely about it
The depopulation of India is a viable, moderate and humane political goal.
Mfs really believe a tranny did all that…
I mean 179K XP
>>214758751This nigga replying to 2hour old posts omds
just found out that not only is Roy Chubby Brown still alive he's still touring
is there a term for when you're not racist but cant really stand indians
everyone were cowering in the park before when the heavens opened up. but I'm a chad so I walked straight across and sat on a bench, totally exposed
>>214758802don't be a batty boy
>>214758832spaz
>>214758836corrrrrr
um
Charlie kirk was an ugly ass chud nigga who was ridiculed til the day he died. in a way that makes us all like him.
>>214758827da used to get his dvds at christmas
Right thats a fat wog whore licking a mans arsehole with his tiny ballbag in full view
>>214758759why is Tim still hospitalised after a year
just seen a retard in the park who didn't realise it was raining
>>214758780>we'll have much cooler technology in 100 years' time that will enable true colonisationwhite devil just can't help himself
>>214758849no, chad I said
>>214758836Don’t think I’d much like to lick a lad’s arse but you do you hun x
he was killed because of jo cox not because someone unhinged disagreed with him it was jo cox
>>214758836fuck yes
>>214758836ummers
>>214758836janny? ...this could be problematic
>>214758827Royston vasey
>>214758877looool
>>214758864battling those mental elves
>>214758969upvote
Rorke's op
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1757606508353380.jpghorse
>>214758989>american flag shirt>white>skinnyomds he really was a chud
remember lads, there's a /brit/ outdoor conference coming soon in a wide open space somewhere and Ziedy will be giving a talk / Q&A session about big black penises and there'll be plenty of hidden spots for snipers to shoot from which provide unobstructed views of the main stage
>>214758983dastardly curmudgeon
dont think im gonna click on (embed) there
>>214759010doest look like a horse to me
where my DarkWoke niggas at?
>>214759012He was just camouflaged as a chud, quite clever really
>>214759010Genuinely trying to understand why this cartoon girl is of so much interest to you that you absolutely need to share it around In your mind she is your wife. Is that the case
>>214758989i wonder what the American equivalent of 'Rorke' is
>>214759012Leftypol in disguise
>>214759023screm
>>214759020im whore...
got the bouzouki choons on haven't i omdz
>>214759046 here, hi again lads, just wanted to mention that I forgot about 'Chud'. Haha, silly me!
>>214759023done her, done her badly
>>214759023The victory of catberg
having the wankyou know the one
>>214759010cutewhat's her name
Sunberg shining down on me from 8 light minutes and 19 light seconds afar
>>214759046Something in or around Vietnam vets, so probably just 'vet'
>>214759072poowank?
>>214759045no its just a horse (well not just a horse but your phrasing is bad - this question is loaded)
not watching that :)
considering bollocks for tea
>>214758362just ran the calculations in my head, using my megabrainhe's a venuzeulan attacking in revenge of the ship bombing that happened a couple days ago, or that'll be the narrative used
Earth but it's just a Germanic ethonostate plus Japan and finland
>>214759023scrom
just looked at the image again and, yep, shes cute >>214759110the cat one is nothing bad
Alri
>>214759118why doesnt he have a veneusuala shirt on then huh
Stop slagging his .jpg wife off
>>214759023
we all know reggie is his wife anyway
i love my cat more than any other living being on this planet. more than my own parents. more than my siblings. more than any of my friends. i would die for my cat i, love him so much.
Got the Aldi chocolate in xx
>>214757991*sweats*it's definetely not because he posts here!*nervously looks side to side*
just been to iceland and filled my chest freezer up with delicious yummy goyslop
non yank new please
>+Japan
This rain is really coming down lads
consuming blackpilled doomerfuel
>>214759193didn't beg 4chan for a discount today?
>>214757635Cute x
>>214759193aldi chocolate is secretly peng
>>214759188it'll die in a few years
>>214757998>believing anything he said
level 51 farfetch-d (15/15/14) is a functional hundo, but sirfetch-d is not
>>214759264fomyeg
>>214759248so will you and so will i. that doesn’t change anything
New>>214759262
suffering from dunelm-kruger effext
>>214759250>replying to a 40 minute old post
>>214759282you will suffer its loss
sirfetch-d is never a functional hundo
>>214759264Ok ..It Is Canon ..butSirfetch'd Is asilly Pocket Monsterto me !!
>>214759023Timmy's crush-ed
>>214759294:)
I'm rattling my virginous slug cage, but otherwise have been doing just fine
>>214759305!!
>>214759296i know cunt, you suffer the loss of everyone you love eventuallydoesn’t matter if i only know them for 20 years or so i’ve loved all my catbergs dearly so you can get fucked
