Phone box edition
>>214763528enjoy it while youre young lad x
i got so many filters/brit/ is actually a very decent if slow moving thread in my reality
all of BE flags replies were one person (me) calling him a slave
>>214763585same it's actually quite mad how much is in my filters
>>214763585do you have the instant md5 filter button set up?
>>214763625he's got you on the ropes
>>214763625he's a slave to black men's willies
she shagged tim cook (famous gay) for that phonehow does she do it
>>214763654yeah
>The Belgian poster posts that and he's not remotely gay>It's done to rub guys here up the wrong way
we won
Vantablack rubberlipped spearchucking treeclimbing young gentlemen
creatine monohydrate
>>214763656Gotta admit she is a bit mannish, but to me Dua is the height of sexual appeal. Beautiful voice, tight body, unique appearance - she's even intelligent, does amazing book reviews. I would marry her
roland plump
Getting dark now so might go out for an incel walk. Might even howl at the moon like a werewolf freak x
>>214763744
lol I remember thiscame back because Apple banned some iphone air ad being aired in korea because of the hand gesture
>>214763756didn't read a word of this
>>214763756Mad how whenever I see an em dash now I dismiss the entire tome as being AI slopAcademics must be fuming
lots of novels being posted
>>214763787aint readin allat
>>214763787saving this picture to read a little bit over the next few decades
Which MILF is MILFiest?
>>214763812AIslop
Gimmick idea: we all get to the gym, buy new clothes, and get girlfriends and then we post here about how happy we are
>>214763812we have lots of aspiring writers here on bert and we should support their aspirations :) x
>>214763811in this case you're correct it is ai slop conjured up for a gay retard
>>214763791ktim
Does anyone have that twitter screenshot of Jordan Petersons daughter talking about her psychopathic Slavic baby daddy?
>>214763751i do like them mannishi think shes beautiful
>>214763833>those candidates>two-horse race
remember to report BE flags posts
>>214763853>a gay retardSo all of /brit/ then? Narrow it down mate aha x
>>214763885can't see them mate. got it filtered you see
right wing lads are checking the tax and mot status of deliveroo drivers as they park in mcdonalds and streaming it live on youtube
yeah im not reading all that shite so
>>214763849giwicdtbuilstgam (god I wish I could do that but unfortunately I lack shits to give about myself)
ATTN: All novelpostersSave it for nanowrimo
>>214763884Yeah but if they were offering themselves up to you, which would you choose?
>>214763896haha x
>>214763880Amen
How comes in that Peep Show episode where Mark befriended a racist, Jez didn't care that Mark called the Chinese " the chinkys" but stopped the conversation stone dead when Mark said "paki shop" ?
Its heathermong btwAI is his new fascination
Anyone got any kinks?
wish you could filter tomes
timmy luv his women masculine
+5 psyduck to my psyduck count transferred like 20 psyduck today
>>214763974No mate but they're on Spotify I'm sure
>>214763963calling chinese people chinkys or chinamen is just a bit of cheeky fun and not racist
Test
>>214763974aye matehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTTsY-oz6Go
just bradleyed irl
>>214763547very famous phone booth
>>214763963got called a chinky a few months ago and im not even chinese
>>214763963Even chinaman is considered offensive these days, although the qt Japanese girl at toil has no concept of political correctness and will regularly refer to East Asians, including herself as orientals and will say words like retard
>>214763656no they probably just paid her
>>214763962would love to spaff on her tummy
>>214764065based, get her arse shagged
i cycle past this phone box every day on the way to work and there are always hordes of tourists queueing up to get a photo with itquite bizarre i have to say
>>214764065"orientals" is not a politically incorrect term
>>214763833bridget phillipson is insanely hotyou seen the full body pics?
>>214764111whyis it just cos it's the only one in london or summat
>>214763880she's got that tall slag awkwardness
saw a homeless person I recognised (99% sure he's just a crackhead given the lesions on his face) beg for money off of a boomer american couple and they asked him if they could do a prayer for them, and he just stood there with his eyes closed while they held his shoulders and did some evangelist prayersame cunt asked me for money and when I refused he asked me to buy him some foodbear in mind he's asked me a million times before and either doesn't recognise me or doesn't care that he's asked me before. feel sorry for that boomer couple getting manipulated by him
>>214764111*takes it away*
>>214764137one can only assume it is because elizabeth tower, the home of big ben, is in the background
>>214764128
Top 5 Kinks songs? For me it’s StrangersA Well Respected ManThe Village Green Preservation Society Waterloo Sunset Victoria
got chaturbate on
cozy thunderstorm
you've got your Rorke and your leftypol, but no centrist representation
pantera - this love
>>214764193right well I just learned something about london tonight thenthanks mate
wish that english bloke on tiktok who stops people for a cup of tea and a chat would stop me. everybody he speaks to has had an interesting life and knowledge to share. id just say i spend my life doing a job i hate to pay to live alone and spend the rest of it posting on a racist incel forum and drinking and smoking
>>214764199sunny afternoon for me>The tax man's taken all my dough>And left me in my stately home>Lazing on a sunny afternoon
why do weird freaks think every boring pudgy looking politician is the hottest woman everonly politician I've thought was bangable was stella creasy
>>214764211Who you got on? I regularly watch a few English milfs
>>214764222There's Alistair but he doesn't bother showing up to their political debates
Christ is King
>>214764243because thicc mid woman are hot to me idkmaybe its because they fit into my fantasies more
>>214764128>>214764194But Lucy Powell has that dowdy mumsiness going for her
>>214764243Because cucks love a woman in authority
just caught rorke respawning in fally omdz
>>214764128>>214764194she's a bit of alright
honestly might become Christian at this rateworld is fucked
https://youtu.be/HXmOd0Ew0QI
>>214764243we were spoiled by Priti Patel a few years ago. now all we can scrape for is pudgy mums
>>214764111You work in Portcullis House lad?
>>214764137it's emblematic
>>214764290oh my days rorke bet he had his dragon med helm rune legs and granite body on as well looooooool
>>214764245tokyo_444
>>214764243We want to see the authority brought down to sucking cocks and getting impaled by glorious 5 inchers. Imagine that laid bare sitting on your face.
>>214764299would quite like to go to my local catholic church but unfortunately i see hoards of you know whats coming out of it every sundaynot for me thank you, i'll pray the rosary by myself at home
>>214764320priti patel wasn't fit you're just a weirdo who thinks any woman in authority is attractive
got the house md yaoi compilations on
>>214764334I personally would like to continue being dominated by the authority, but in sex form
screaming at the state of it all
>>214764322err
>>214764265look, this is you
>>214764342every pope since vatican 2 has been a satanist pedophile
what makes dua lipa mannish? her body?
If you didn't go to Oxford or Cambridge you will have no impact on Britain.
>>214764243She used to be so fit>>214764283Attainable. You can imagine one coming onto you and being a great shag
>>214764318wouldnt mind a little monkey to care for
liz kendall would've got pumped a decade ago
>>214764389look, this is you
>>214764376>complain when they don't work>complain when they look for workrorkes conundrum
>>214764407explain KSI then
>>214764404she doesnt have much curves
Christ it's shitting it down outside. God's arsehole has opened up and he has STREAMS of diarrhoea coming out
>>214764376Boycott. Simple as
>>214764376insane how none of these companies make any profit but they're still managing to completely fuck everything up
we’re all little baby monkeys at the end of the day
>>214764407mo salah went to neither of them though
>>214764419Used to fantasise about working in that office late at night with her when she did the letter writing Stan video for the Labour leadership. Lost to Corbyn
>>214764424punished that cunt
Did you know there was a school shooting yesterday
yeah pwopa bit of alright geeza
>>214764376biomass congregation centre
>>214764448UM x
>>214764462Where
>>214764462Yeah?What was it this time? Another tranny autist?
>>214764462only the tranny shooter died
>>214764440Giwtwm
>>214763985it's possible but my regex skills are shit
>>214764440That'd be comfy Autumn.
>>214764462Only school shooting that happened was entirely in my trousers
>>214764532
>>214764376fat ass asian girl on the right hell yeah
theres a tardis in earls courta decade or so ago you could knock on the door and a little irishman in a met uniform would come out and dance a jig for threppence a gothey dont allow it now of course, because of woke and the like
new taskmaster tonight that's come round quick
>>214764376tonights slop was delivered by a strangely fit (white) south african sounding bird, no idea what shes doing delivery for but a rare species in the slop game
give me 24 hours, a 12 pack of white Monsters, and 3 book cracking niggas. I'll get this whole world sorted out
>>214764552blacks built that
why would you help trainers in the same area as you get candies, its so stupid to do that though? even though particles are shit its probably the right way to do it, to get the Pokemon out (and battle again to put it back in) for 5 more candies. but only to do that locally or where you go EVERY DAYI havent done max battles daily, but at the same time as all this, if 1 day is used to store particles its easy to store up a lot of particles while hitting the storage limit
>>214764437i figured. i guess being tall as wellis that how men think of that type of body? as being mannish? i always say boyish but maybe that's just cope
If I could run the world for 24 hours I would kill myself immediately
>>214764554peng romanian or something slag delivers sometimes for me. nice change from the african blokes
doing the hare hare yukai dance in my smelly childhood bedroom
>>214764552That old geezer. The last white man in Britain
>>214764607go to bed
>>214764552erm that's a Police Box, NOT the Tardis. The Tardis windows are in a 3x2 pattern, not a 2x2
>>214764607cute x
>>214764243>stella creasyand she's exactly why a hot slag should never be in politics genuinely one of the worst politicians we have
>>214764620fkcu off
>>214764243want to shag angela rayner up her hairy ginger snatchwanked to a few deepfakes of her in my time
stella GREASY as we know her here in portcullis housefor reasons i WON'T be elaborating on
>>214764553nice pic fren. i'm interested to learn more about "taskmaster". what is it? sorry for the rude message, i'm not socially normal
absolutely would
>>214764607get yourself in the Japanese girls' school uniformget yourself down to your nearest primary schoolget yourself dancing Haruhi dances in front of the childrenget yourself celebrated and voted in as prime minister
Americans are such drama queens, someone has a hissy fit and steals their dad’s gun everyday it seems. They aren’t breeding their best
>>214764426just don't want them here
>>214764683mental how i've pulled birds fitter than this but the fact she works in politics makes her more shaggable
clowning around as it were
>i'm not socially normal*ktim alarm explodes leaving me covered in soot with my bill backwards like daffy duck*
horse
>>214764683would love to be her little PA twink boy
harlequining about
>>214764683oh please DO tell us more about your penis PLEASE
>>214764683shes definitely had fresh off the small boat jungle bbc splitting her cheeks apart
>>214764743bizarre brown incel fantasy
snood
>>214764743how could it split her apart if it's small
>>214764699Like the US government having a shit fit because people had freedom of association. It's all been downhill from there.
>mental how i've pulled birds fitter than this
snood formerly sneed
>>214764778poor use of a jaying
sun rise
Rorke salivating with anticipation over his imminent tuna pasta bake microwaved ready meal
>>214764717
>>214764778nice jaypost
>>214764607based
when she a little bit drunk with it
London's taxi drivers supporting veterans of all conflicts since 1948
>>214764802karl stefonovics beady little wog eyes bolting awake at this post
wonder what IMG_4292.jpeg poster is up to
just saw what could well be the best jaypost I have ever seen in my life
>>214764838dasha is so fit
wish i was here
noticed a lot of russian cats have these asian eyes
just seen a shite jaypost
chewing on the last knob of comté from waitrose
pettan pettan tsurupettan ^^
>>214764883UM X
right that's it I HAVE HAD IT
24 years ago I'd have been like "right lads I'm off to the World Trade Centre, wooaaaaahhhhh huh????? Where's it gone?????" and then I'd faint
>>214764865um das not dasha
wish i could have balls deep creampie sex with hot women whenever i wanted
fittest politician of all time was Sanna Marinfollowed by one of the greatest milfs Nancy Mace
>>214764870I can hear this picture The creaking and the splashing and the squeaking lantern as it swings in the breeze
love wrapping my mouth around a knob of Mars
as always, lets give it a go
is it raining out there in England already
>>214764909*turns my head 360 degrees*
turn the image upside down im not downloading that
gary eats mentioned
>>214764940it has been raining, yes
sun a risehe come in the mornin'
>>214764940yes very heavily
I remember 24 years ago today All the paki lads at school were laughing and celebrating the attack on America and put Pakistani flags up everywhere
>>214764911this was kind of my life when i was a shagger in my prime all those years agofelt like i was pulling fit birds every other weekthen i met gfberg
>>214764926sanna was definitely a blacked raw in the sauna girl
reckon if women have brown bumholes instead of cute little pink ones then they should be legally required to bleach it
>>214764977rorke you weren't even born back then
>>214764977this defo happened mate
poor dasha is illshe had hib - haemophilus influenzae type b :(
A better time
shut the fuck up pol I hope a train CEO gets shot
>>214765005good post i would vote for you for pm
twerking my anorexic white arse to late 2000s hatsune miku songs
>>214764990you're definitely a blacked raw in your smelly childhood bedroom "man"
>>214764949forgot the keyboard shortcut where it rotates your screen
>>214765023A trade union official. One that’s striking?
>>214765016no idea who this slag is
>>214765016thanks
>>214765032even when i was orthorexic i had a fat arse because i used to cycle fixed gear in my youthwas a fit twink me, made a bit on gay chaturbate
peng tune x
poo
>>214765053no the person who makes the rail strikes happen. otherwise nothing will change
>>214765079forgot to link it haha xxhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3nKi_bSd_c
toby, you have to buy a ticket to go on trains, shooting the conductor wont change that
watching the shooting upset me when I first saw it but now I want to see it again
fruitarian fairy
baka baka baka ^_^
it's all gone to shit
>>214765103shant be doing that it made me sad
>>214765019there are a places i rememberall my lifethough some have changessome forevernot for better
mincing about x
job market is shagged de lod
New Banksy just dropped
>>214765105wcreaming at this for some reason
>>214765118i was already at the lowest sadness level from the iryna video so it had no effect on me
>>214765098>be "black">get into oxford on ABBits a fucking disgrace
>>214765097Yeah, like I said, the trade union chiefs. We need to reintroduce good old fashioned strike breaking again
>>214765016along with hep B, C and every goddamn disease inbetween
mad how normal it is now to watch people being brutally murdered on your computer screen
might get a vaginoplasty. not even a tranny, just a contrarian
mad how when i was at school i used to feel like all my teachers were old but in reality most of them were like ~24im older than most of them were at the time but i dont feel old
>>214764249
you have no fucking idea what youre up against
>>214765186nuke the HQ of strikesmy posts arent a joke by the way. I just dont care to find out what it is, but no, it is higher than the trade union chiefs. not my prob to figure it out its the governments
For ze lady!
contemplating getting a gf
>>214765198and take two black mandingos up their arse in an eastern european studio then get pissed on after
>>214765205now that im older and on six figures i realise that teachers are just ordinary mongs and really had no business commanding such authority over me
>>214765118His daughter ran towards him because the loud noises scared her
>>214765241ae?
>>214765125been that way for a while
>>214765244Based
>>214765217>>214765230poo seal
contemplating a bf
>>214765237its easier than you thinkjust give them effort
>>214765256didnt know that, well thats my whole day ruined now
>>214765237>>214765272omg kiss
>>214765271poo squel
i think mirrors might be evil
>>214765244Worked that out at university The thick as mince kids went into teaching
leafpaki is about to drop a dogshit zinger i can sense it
>>214765103alex jones had it on a loop when it first came out
>>214765256yeh well what about all them kids in palestine
really really want bridget phillipson bouncing on my cock doing a headteacher detention roleplay hnnnnnnng
coudlnt even get ringo and paul together for now and thenhad to do it on a green screenwha ta fuckign disgrace
>>214765216better camera innit, they ran out of ideas like a decade ago so they just keep making the camera slightly better, that and deliberately making sure the battery starts fucking up after a couple of years to keep you buying new phones
>>214765198Used to be normal to gather around to watch a hanging
>>214765256
might invest my paypal findings in a takeaway
>>214765098He has to be retarded to say that in a freshers groupchat with 1000 people.
nona pu kcuf eht tuhs
>>214765356qrd
>>214765356*in thick south african accent*well, he's bleq
got new furnishings and my room looks like it belongs to a well functioning adult not a horrible runt goblin doesnt feel right
have to use a vpn to look at naked ladies on twitter. it not right
>>214765389squealching
>sorry mate have you booked at slot?no n1gga just give me a fucking haircut
is it really that unhealthy if i just eat steak and eggs every day with 1 sandwich on a sunday to not go into ketosis
>>214765331would have been more kino if he'd vaporised the nephew by accident
>>214765389screaming
>>214765256Where was this confirmed?
ringo starr has passed away :(85.. he were only a lad
>>214765331yeaahh they come to snuff the rooster aw yeahh
>>214765424not sure, but the clartenings carry on
>>214765408woke gone mad
>>214765336Yeah it's just not that mad compared to the old stuff, heads on spikes outside parliament and shit.
Google signed me out and "turned off personalization" because it cant verify im over 18 >click this button and verify you are 18+ not going to click that lol. I am over 18thanks for turning off "peronalization"! everything works fine because I only use 4chan and YouTube and am signed in :)
>>214765442refuse to believe ringo is only in his mid eightiesancient ambassador of a remote age
just died of boredom from reading a post
>>21476521612 pro for another year it is
blacks literally built britain
>>214765442no need for these lies lad
Charlie Kirk won't be able to play EU5 now :\
well I was gonna reply but i see [Deleted] so I will not
>>214765456Confirms it was a chud then
shut the fuck up leftypol
Can't even remember if I had a wank earlier so going to have one just in case
ringa star and that star trek bloke were one and the samewhats his nameminoy noir or summat
>>214765442https://youtu.be/9fV8Lp5GV4Ythey got a quote for everything
so are we not making the new then?
in awe at the sheer tediousness of that blogpost
>>214765530factsthey built your mums arse as well
>>214765584bizarre tv
>>214765628Nah
>>214765584still screaming they thought a 4chan folder was a physical folder
>>214765628sybau
hey what's the big idea ringo starr is not dead you can't joke like that not after ozzy RIP ozzy
oh yeah it's 9/11 today
>>214765584Post the real one
>>214765659you dont have a print out of some of 4han's best moments?
>>214765690>>214765690>>214765690
