>>214772405
>>214775008>i'm not the one getting fucked by black men (in public) at concertsyou know dat nigga got STD's now
>still no statement from hawk tuah girlGrim
>>214775044ewwwwwwwwwwww jason fucked a black?
/cum/ doesn't have the makings of a varsity athlete
>>214775057She needs to talk tuah judge.
>>214775089jokes on you
>>214775089oh, cock fuck
>>214775089I'm just a two-fisted, cow-punching son-of-a-bitch
If you were born in old China they would have made you a eunuch.
>>214775113this is probably so
>>214775089I was on the varsity tennis team
>>214775108How is Serbia at this time of year?
>>214775126*Dildo pops out of bussy*
I am a varsity sex haver
I was on the varsity swim teamyes I wore a speedono I wasn't embarrassedno I didn't shave my legs (but I did let the girls shave them a few times)
>>214775132Hot and humid, like Maryland or the deep south
>>214775160speedo pics?
>>214775166erm...gay?
i just got back is this the real new?
>>214775176Yes, the other new was made by a schizo spammer
>>214775160pics?
>>214775176I'd like to kiss your mons pubis
>>214775132Hwell let's just say the last cow poke who asked me that didn't get to decorate his mommy's pumpkin for Hallowe'en
>>214775175How?>>214775176That's a man
goddamn clussy up in this bitch
>>214775193>How?umm why else would you want to see me in a speedo...
this "swede" has been spamming the log' with blacked porn all day i wonder what triggered his little brown clitty to leak
I'm going for a Raylan Givens in this repetition of this thread
>>214775210Jewish Israeli Defense Force going full steam the last few days
this is /cum/'s 9/11.
>>214775185This. Don't recycle that thread either he made it at sub 290, check timestamps of the OP and previous thread.
>>2147752239/11 is such an awful day on 4chan where everyone has to be extra edgelordy
>>214775221>>214775210Indians do that a lot, use a proxy and spam "timmy" and blacked shit. They think they're black, it's insane.
>>>/b/939655643
>>214775238
Average so-called ''''lesbian''''
should I print a tshirt with this and “Deutschland” on it? I’m don’t have German blood, I’m Hispanic and like ragebaiting. What are the odds I get confronted?
>>214775237i'll have you know i have not said one edgelord thing today. all i did was say a mean comment to hungaryanon.
>>214775160>no I didn't shave my legs (but I did let the girls shave them a few times)man in high school I'd have popped a million boners if girls were touching my legs like that
>>214775260>no piccan you do a single damn thing right for once?
>should I print a tshirt with this and “Deutschland” on it?>I’m don’t have German blood, I’m Hispanic
>>214775260Zero. I'm the Brazilian in Wiscahnsin. I've worn several Germany/South Brazilian oktoberfest shirts and no one gives a fuck. I'm white med though which I don't fucking know if it counts as white in the USA of Amerikkka.
I saw UFOs once, they were real cool looking
this is the shirt that would have “Deutschland” print on it
>>214775238Why do they think pretending to be another race is somehow a win for them as Indians? Makes them look even more pathetic than they already are. Also being obsessed with pornography and thinking it's real is a killer combination of being low iq and creepy at the same time.
>>214775255lmfao the jeet cope is immeasurable at this point
>>214775089Some people are so far behind in the race that they actually believe they're leading
>>214775320Take it to /pol/ faggot
they didn't look alien but Lockheed-Martin can make good planes
I've been psyopped about a thousand fucking timesI am not a smart man
She's so perfect
>>214775312Natives do the same thing here, they were the biggest non-white wiggers at my high school. I think a lot of them are somehow ashamed of their actual culture and so they adopt a different one they think is "cool'.Kinda sad because a lot of native culture and lore is actually really cool. Pajeet culture on the other hand...What this post upset the indian janjan.
>>214775312why do white American girls hate Indians?
possiBLY i've seen TOO muchhangar 18 i know too muuuch
>>214775365>white boyI'm Brazilian
White women belong to white menBut alsoNon-white women belong to white women
I'm still mad
>>214775381All Brazilians owe me sex
>>214775393The multiplayer was kino
>>214775210I don’t use outer /int/ anymore
Might devote my life to prayer
>I'm Indian and I post ragebait on /int/.
Today i am not an unlovable incel chud freakToday we are all Charlie
>>214775393Somehow still better than Andromeda
>>214775419Don't care, he said empathy is stupid, so I won't waste empathy on him
>>214775393>want to replay mass effect >remember that almost none of your Choices actually matter >lose all interest
>>214775352They're very effeminate and weak while simultaneously being sinister, dangerous, and predatory at the same time. This combination viscerally repulses women like nothing else.
>>214775429You cannot have empathy for a dead man by definition. I don't think you're using the correct word here.
the Baltic Sea UFO underwater is an ancient flying saucer,but we have those crashing in some places like Roswell
empathy is for the in-group. it is not for the out-group
>>214775429he didn't say thathe said it's done a lot of damagedo you disagree that the empathy of magnanimous people has been exploited by those who would never do the same if the tables were turned
>>214775405The story pissed me off so much I never played the MP>>214775421That's not saying much>>214775432Yup I replayed 1 and 2 a few times before 3 came out but after that fuck it what's the point.
>>214775449What do you think of the UFO over Yemen that deflected a missile? Shown to congress the other day
>>214775429Then have sympathy instead
Say positive things about Hitler that is not about dogs or cigarettes
Mah daddy always used to say that back in the day when men wielded big metal plates as a matter of course and still trained one next to another not only when need would arise but as a silent agreement among all men that evil would not befall this valley, there came a man, and he was an evil man from up north, had not but one eye to gaze upon the lawd's work. So one days he approaches the men of this valley and says 'If'n I an' my crew go across this valley then many's the woman's gon' be mighty sorry she ever birthed another man's child'.And daddy he straightens up, not phased at all, an he looks him straight in the eye and says plainly 'if'n'. Hwell needless to say there was hootin' n' hollerin' for days in our hollow, hotdamn!
>>214775470He rocked a wicked mustache and haircut
Favorite Jason post?
>>214775470Cool hair style, meth enjoyer, nice speeches
>>214775478being wicked is not a positive thingyou've been mind-raped
>>214775470At least he wasn't Trump
>>214775481When he got sent inside at a BBQ with his extended family for making racist and antisemitic remarks
>>214775296>and no one gives a fuckwhy should they?
I just want to lay in bed and scroll but phoneberg is taking forever to charge. I need a backup phone
>>214775470The Autobahn is cool
>>214775490I'm wicked smaht
>>214775468Did you get the young, red-haired white icelandic girl you wanted?
>>214775510This is America
>>214775481
I cut my cockhead because i was jacking off dry
>>214775512She escaped
>/brit/ making fun of TerroneDoes anybody like him?
My dog smells like wet dog
Why is India like thishttps://youtube.com/shorts/M_PtYrgqrjw?si=IP-M6yOkWcYSmupz
>>214775519How did she escape if iceland is quite literally a fucking floating block of ice in the middle of the fucking ocean? I'm fucking icelandic and fucking germanic
If my parents weren’t alive I would have killed myself a long time ago
>>214775352you'd kick a jeet in the nuts too don' even lie.
>>214775534I didn't say she made it out alive
>>214775444Women can get off sexually on the thought of some muscle bound gigachad conqeror taking them by force, but some creepy weird skinny incel with no power or money? Yeah that's the worst possible mate choice they could get. He'd try to slip something in their drinks to rape them as they're passed out, due to his physical weakness.With Indians it's like that only they're even uglier, have skin that's the same color as shit, and have terrible hygiene.
I have a chronic fear of being overheard or watched. I can't study if there is any open space behind me i can only study in corners where i know no one behind me can seelikewise i struggle to make conversation in any area where others can overhearIdk why i'm like this
>>214775553>arseFucking hate this word
>>214775470rebuilding a country destroyed by a war into one capable of fighting off much of the rest of the world with little help (in the european theater at least) in the span of like 10 years is honestly impressive
>>214775352You know her legs and feet smelled so bad after that
>>214775551Same, one of the reasons why I hated going to public gyms
I haven't been able to watch the NFL since they changed my team name
>>214775551I have no such fear for i have nothing bad to say
i have a 7:30am train to catch so i can go to a wedding this weekend.all in all, this weekend is gonna cost me over $1000. i'm in the bridal party, and i don't wanna fucking go. i'm gonna know the bride, i kinda know the maid of honor, and that's it. i also gained a good amount of weight over the summer and my nice clothes barely fit.
>>214775470He shows that even an autistic weirdo incel can rise from nothing and become leader of a country.
>>214775553This isn't something the icelandic hasn't seen already, he sees it every fucking day. If he saw a jeet, his soul would leave his fucking body.
>>214775476i don't know who raylan givens is but i feel bad because you're probably doing a great impression
Succumbed to temptation and bought a pack of smokes. Shit came to $19.21 for their cheapest pack FUCK.
>>214775580i don't sympathize with your problems, fat ass
I jerked myself today To see if I still cumI focus on the pornThe only thing that's realThe old familiar coom
>>214775592I have zero substance abuse problems because I'm not a weak willed faggot.
>>214775592cheapest pack here is probably $5.xx
>>214775579Did anyone figure out if they have a picture of the killer?
>>214775607Me neitherExcept the daily 1000 mg of caffeine
>>21477560730-day make no self righteous posts on 4chan challenge GO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=io4oLutQpc4&list=RDio4oLutQpc4&start_radio=1
>>214775579>>214775611Picture of the killer
did people memory hole stopasianhate
>>214775607I haven't bought a pack of smokes in months. Last cig I had was a week ago.
>>214775607I wanna be like you when I grow up
Kind of funny if you think about it. If Batman was real he’d be doing nothing but beating up poor black people.
Remember when that guy who murdered that politician said Tim Walz told him to do it? Whatever happened with that?
The Sun sets at 7:33pm today :(
>>214775638wdym? rich black people are just as depraved and violent.
Going to the dentist tomorrow and I'm afraid they are going to tell me I have cavities
You ARE a faggot though
Well so it occured in our county that my daddy an' his boss an' that blond-haired buck what had robbed banks from Frankfort right down to the main ridge made a congress and they all said to themselves 'How do we bring low that cattle herder who has said to them before 'Welcome to my ranch, but get ye gone, or things might change from what they are now' and they all fit into the trunk o' this ol' Cadillac and purported it to be a gift to this particular cattle baron and the man he smirked and he spat and called them a coward and took that ol' machine into his purview without so much as a second glance...
never had a cavity award
So Jason hundred percent has a Oedipus complex, right?
Smoking weed vape.
>>214775611The charlie kirk killer? There is surveillance footage of a suspect
>>214775664Can't kill a father who was never there
>>214775658Why do you waste your talent on this place?
>>214775619Not a substance now is it? It's really easy to never have a problem with cigarettes if you just don't be a retarded faggot and start smoking in the first place. We've known it's addictive and bad for your health for how many decades now? You'd have to be a hundred years old now to not have any excuse. Maybe baby boomers, but that's it.Same thing with heroin junkies, just don't stick a needle of that shit in your arm in the first place. You can't get addicted if you never injected any of that shit in your body.
>jeet bumping his own thread to try and recycle itkekdo not use it>214774905
>words words wordsok, buddy.
AhhhhHAHAHAHAHAHA
Does anybody have the image of pepe in a suit with a black lady going "this white boy cute"
>>214775670He does hate his step-dad.
I fear Spinster
>>214775673U so weak willed you're afraid to try H even once?Grow a pair
>>214775686No.
>step-dad Lmfao
>>214775672idk, but a redneck Illiad would probably beat the current Nolan adaptation for pure kino
>>214775701Nope, because I'm not a retarded subhuman.
Damn my life sucks, still not going to do anything to change it tho
I smoke but I'm one of those rare people who aren't addicted. If that makes any sense. Like I can go without them y'know.
I'm not a step-dadI'm a dad who stepped in a giant mess and now i'm stuck with an autistic son and a trashy wife
>>214775720If you were really strong, you would have a strong enough will power to try Heroin once and then just quitYou're afraid because you know you are too weak willed to resist.
>>214775729I put beef tallow on my face
>>214775626it lasted like 2 weeks and died when it became clear that basically every single attack was committed by blacks and pointing that out was making people uncomfortable
rolling for plans tomorrow.1-3: go to museum A (visited once and enjoyed)4-5: go to museum B (never visited so want to check it off the list)6-8: play vidya all day in my underwear9-0: run errands (groceries, hardware store, etc)
>>214775744Stay away from deep fryers, buddy
>>214775741No I'm just smart enough to know I don't have superhuman powers that would prevent my body from becoming physically addicted to the substance as it does with literally everybody.
I know one thing for certain. Regardless of the reason Kirk was shot, he was the perfect person to kill if someone wanted to create chaos.
>>214775596why?
>>214775751this but do museum B instead
The Sega Saturn is more powerful than the PlayStation 1
>>214775761if it were trump it might actually ignite a civil war. this is a nothingburger in comparison
I enjoyed Mass Effect Andromeda.But I never played any of the other ME games.
>>214775727Do ya thing, don't let the straight edge faggots tell you how to live your life.
gonna ask momberg for $30 tomorrow im entitled to it
Just read something so insanely retarded that I had to pause and contemplate that someone actually believes that shit
>>214775721if you were going to change it, how would you do ityour post implies you are able to, but you choose not to
>>214775763my only issue with museum B is that it's a pain in the ass to get to. it's downtown and tomorrow's a friday so if i'm not outta there by like 2pm traffic will be hellish. maybe i'll just do museum B over the weekend, will be easier to manage.
>>214775810Shorty?
>>214775828im biggy
charlie kirk got smoked brehs
>>214775718have you ever met laibach
Mosh pits are for homosexuals, I just want to have a drink and smoke 1 in the corner.
>>214775843discussion of current events is not allowed faggot
I would gladly sacrifice my life if it meant billions died
>>214775843Kirk got noscoped fr
>>214775847umm mosh pits are for slutty foids to grind their ass on your cock
>>214775860I've had two female friends do this to me
How do I fix my cat? He’s not sick just retarded
>>214775027Honestly I am about to be homeless I do not care anymore
>>214775869yeah it's always hotter when one of your female friends "dances" with you
>>214775877stop spending so much time around him
>>214775818>if you were going to change it, how would you do itMy dick would become massive, i'd become charismatic and the talk of the town so to speak. That's what I'd do first
Men cannot be platonic friends with a woman
>>214775877Get him some new toys for stimulation
i have a carton of vanilla ice cream. should i make a root beer float or just have it plain?
>>214775817Me everytime a globetard makes a post
If i could buy a giant dildo i would
>>214775877looks like he stinks
>>>/r9k/82475302>>>/r9k/82475302uhh...can you guys do this with your nutsack?? wtf man
>>214775892Harry, meet Sally.
>>214775917Yeah. Head, legs and arms too
>>214775917you cant? just clench your anus
>>214775886it's very noble of you to not do that, saving some pussy for everyone else and all
>>214775918*starts screaming at the table drawing lots of attention*
>>214775930
yeah, i'm an atheist. yeah, i'm communist. yeah, i'm glad that chud got merc'd. how else may i offend you today
.
me? gotten 7 leftists fired todaybeen a good day
>>214775917no, i am not able to retract my testicles. i am not a robot, literally (as a mechanical being) or figuratively (as a member of the robot9000 board).
I have only 6400 bucks I won't be able to afford a car because for some reason in Florida they want me to pay 400 bucks a month
>>214775971BURN IT WITH FIRE
When Hairy Met Saggy
>>214775260Why would that rage bait anyone? Do you think the average North American even knows what that means?
>>214775990Fuck I'd love to put a little star on her and put her inside my gas chamber if you catch my drift
No man likes the guy that flirts with all the women.
I like the way women move their eyebrows
Been raining all fucking day
they call me the grapist (greatest rapist)
Should I put this on a tshirt with "Deutschland" written on it? (Lebensraum, the true borders of Germany) I have no German blood, I am a Hispanic that likes ragebaiting. Will someone confront me?
What are the political implications of scratching my balls and sniffing my hand
>>214776003do you mean sexual intercourse?
>>214776029He wants to be pegged
>>214776029WHOA BUDDY this is a pg 13 board ok
>>214776025My balls smell like rotten fish
Imagine being brutally raped and murdered and then some zoomer youtuber says you got graped and unalived
>>214776023Sure, go ahead and waste your time doing this stupid shit
>>214776043It wouldn't bother me
>>214776023May as well wear this
>>214776038it's fine my mom said I could come here and make posts
>>214776043Well if I were dead I wouldn't get to imagine it since I'd be deadYou know its kind of fucked up that we are literally erased from existence when we die, like holy shit
normgroids quite insufferable these days
>>214776042Don't bring your rotten fish balls around me if you don't want me to eat them
You ever just need to escape reality so bad that you spend over a decade merging your consciousness with the cyberspace matrix and construct an entirely new person to become? Me neither. Those are the guys who end up gooning to ladyboys and sometimes swapping their penis for an inside-out penis. Classical existence is just too painful for those guys. But not me. I’m a “grass-toucher” and I feel firmly anchored in this reality. I’m not trapped inside a mind-prison of my own design,
>>214776054Even if there was an afterlife I can't imagine we're able to watch youtube thereI guess if you were a ghost in the machine...
>>214776049>>214776044are you some pole or kike that hates Germans? kek long live the Germans
>>214775844no, but I have seen Žižek in the street being a fat slob
Someone woke up yesterday, died, and now no longer exists from their own perspective
tfw
>>214775990I slept with a Jewish girl in Cuba. I am a Slav. She told me after we did it that she thought I was a construction worker with how well I was built (I lied to her about what I did for work but I got laid so it’s ok )
>>214776029I honestly don't know I wrote it before thinking
how did normies become more bloodthirsty than 4chan users?its like in megamind when he makes the superhero to engage in banter and silly fights with but he turns into an actual murderous villian instead
gooned for 13 hoursi can barely walk
>>214776092they're literally brainwashed
>>214776088>Jewish girl in Cubathey don't be belong in our countries
>I am a Hispanic >Long live the GermansMany such cases
>>214776092there's always one lol
>>214776085It will happen to you too TROLOLOL
>>214776092Facebook normgroids are now bloodthirster than i am and they still call me extreme
>>214776111No she was also Canadian ( born in Israel ) she was on vacation at the same resort as me.
>>214776114dirty jew
Vicariously I live while the whole world dies
>>214776102250% chance she was not raped and in fact got shitface drunk and let some frat boys run a train on her with no condoms
>>214776133250% is awfully kind of you, anon
>>214776129You should write poetry and post it here
>>214775990Those straps are about to cut her arms off like a Saw trap
>>214776092The normies are no longer normal. they've been son inundated with gore and social media brainrot that they're all freaks now.Autists and freaks on this site are the only real normal people that exist irl anymore
>>214775990Her boobs are completely entrancing holy shit. I can't stop looking at them
>>214776025does your hand smell like maple syrup?
>>214776092Social media allowing people to live in alternative reality media bubbles.
do your part /cum/ no more fucking excuses she's starving over there
im back
I don’t exist at all. Whaaa? Charlie Kirk did get shot? But I don’t even exist, I’m swimming in the mindsauce. I need to go to bed. Nothing else out there.
>>214776157I know rightIt’s Jewish girl magic
long live the Hispanics, Germans, Lusos, and Italians
>>214776146Your hands are tied behind your back and the key to your freedom is buried between her breastsLive or die, the choice is yours
He was completely right
basically underneath canadian boi balls you smell maple syrup. even their two-day worn undies have a maple scent
Consequences will never be the same
I just rememembered something about Charlie Kirk when he got shot it was the bullet that struck against his will and I was chinese the whole time.
>>214776168$2.40???why should I give you $2what are you even gonna do with $0.75 anyways??hey...old lady remember that $10 you owe me??
>>214776190I've told you to stop making these posts, you are spreading misinformation. Our balls do not smell of maple. They smell of rich pine and cherry tobacco.
Just popped a pimple and lots of puss and blood came out
sometimes i wonder if my life would be better if i was a normgroidit probably would
>>214776217That’s so fucking hot omg
Right side of chest hurts like crazy thought it was heart but apparently heart is on the leftGuess it must be a strained muscle
>>214776225There's two ways to measure thatObjectively, and subjectively
>>214776234>thought it was heart but apparently heart is on the left
>Janitors ARE... >Volunteers: Janitors are uncompensated volunteers who should be genuinely interested in the betterment of their board, and the site as a whole.
People didn't live in the real world in the pre-digital mass media era either, but since information was centrally controlled and distributed by a tiny handful of outlets everyone would have received the same information and thus had a shared reality even if it was fake.Of course even this had it's limits like in communist countries where advertising and productivity reports showed a land of plenty whereas everyone experienced shortages constantly and knew it was bullshit. But even then there is a shared reality of the people that the news isn't real.
Don’t look up diphallia
ok i won't
THE REDNECK ILLIADstarring Boyd HolbrookTimothy OlyphantWalton GogginsJoel KinnamanAlexandra Daddario
>>214776243Wat
If you read this you’re gay
some people have no manners
oh yeah, and Ben Foster as Achilles
whoa I really want to suck a cock nowwhat came over me
I'm not a friendless loser I'm a badass lone wolf,or something
just jerked off to gock, so yeah
cock club
>>214776286Would it be illegal to tickle them?
Fags shitting up the thread again
>>214776307>whore makeup>fake titsdon't think she's foolin anyone
this is a gay general fuck off straggots
>>214776253Having 2 dicks is not as bad as only having 1 asscheek
>>214776292never had my own "pack", wild where that puts you in the eyes of strangers.
>>214776324imagine having an asscheek where your dick should and a dick coming out of your ass
I think I’m gonna revert to a previous software version of myself. I’m thinking maybe circa 2018 or something like that. That was a better guy than my current guy. Or maybe I can just fully integrate with all previous versions of myself and ascend to a sort of “hyperself.” I think there was something like that in the show Avatar but I only watched a few episodes of it so I don’t fully remember.
there's only 2 gays itt: the fag spammer and the texas queerthe rest of you are just prison gays
>>214776335I haven't seen dickbutt in like 8 years!
when will it get better?
Multiple schizos on the loose, make sure not to use any early news they create
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SNWc_D35XM
>>214776352when you make it better
>>214776315Don't care, everyone loves a bimbo now and then.
>>214776364Thats Milada Moore. She’s has really big titties but never shows them fully. Disappointing.
>>214776363ending my existence would make everything better
>>214776341I'm trying to keep the classics alive
>>214776102sounds like a whore to me
It's almost that time
>>214776327A girl once told me i just needed to find my own "people", but I feel like that's never going to happen
>>214776339>fag spammerbrian?
>>214776378keep the reddit classics alive on reddit
>>214776371>She’s has really big titties but never shows them fully. Disappointing.that's what I'd do if I were a girl.
>>214776335Wouldn't matter. I pee sitting down anyway
>>214776133More likely she made it all up for the post in the first place.
to goon or not to goon that is the question
>>214776389lol get a load of this newfag
>>214776364Wouldn't mind Putin my dick in there
>>214776389Trollface began on 4chan
>>214776410ayo
>>214776405must be pissed you can't downvote my post
>>214776414dickbutt is reddit tough
>>214776418you sure do know a lot about reddit
what's a downvote
I don't have any good ideas for an edition so someone without schizophrenia please make a new
>>214776414try reading comprehension. my post wasn't about trollface
>>214776437ive seen this before
/cum/ is a garden
>>214776437>>214776430lol cope more faget
>>214776477New
i eat more chicken than any man ever seen and then i wash it down with milk
new>>214776484>>214776484>>214776484
>>214776468>outs himself as redditor>seetheswe got a redditor
>>214776404Dumb meme because if you stop jacking off you just get wet dreams and I don't want to have to deal with cleaning up the mess.