Your country is about to be colonized by a European power, and you know for certain this colonization will last for ~150 years, but you do get to choose which European power colonizes you, of which your choices are>Spain>England>France>Portugal>Italy>Netherlands>Germany>Belgium>Russia>Austria-HungaryWhich do you pick and why?
Italy
>>214777554England was objectively and consistently the least bad to its colonies
>>214777554England because it's a maritime power and it will just want to extract money from trade (I read half of a thing that said this so I am objectively correct).
>>214777554spain seems chill
>>214777630They're the second horniest behind only the Portuguese
>>214777644we are horny too
>>214777630They'd inquisition you all to death for islam.
>>214777554Netherlands
>>214777554Britain since they colonized us once and we survived.
>>214777554Britain probably has the best track record of colonies becoming successful post independence. I can’t really think of a French, Spanish, Portuguese or Dutch colony that became nearly as successful as say Canada, Australia, Singapore, NZ.
>>214777730They're straight horny, not gay horny
>>214777817You reach a level of horny where the two are one and the same.
>>214777817that's okay
>>214777779On the other hand there is no French, Spanish, Portuguese or Dutch colony as bad as India - even in Africa.
>>214777554>EnglandNo different than what I already have.ez choice
>>214777779>>214777777
>>214777554Russia is an Asian country.
>>214777614 >>214777779There isn't a single example of a successful non-white British colony
>>214777554Before you choose England consider you're a native of the country and you're about to be genocided and replaced by anglosyour best chances are with Spain, maybe France and Portugal will be ok but they will also import trillions of negros
>>214778669Singapore and Hong Kong >>214777617One does not extract money from trade, one creates wealth.
>>214778724The best choice is Italy because it won't actually happen
>>214778669Isn't your country supposed to be pretty good?
>>214778776LMAO true
>>214777554Considering that the Netherlands didn't touch Indonesia's religion. I'd say the Dutch, I'm curious on what'll happen.
>>214777554Portugal is unironically the best colonial power
>>214777554Normally i would've picked the bongs because last time they colonized us it wasn't too bad, but since those fuckers didn't bother spreading their language to us unlike how the French tried to teach the Maghrebis French, I'm picking France just to spite them. Fuck em they could've taught this country English and we would've been better off for it but they were too lazy to bother.
>>214777554>>Russia>European>Power
>>214778894hello are you a brown brazilian twink
>>214778669Botswana is like the only successful African country
>>214777554Spain
France or Italy
>>214778669India and China
Germany>>214781491God, no.
>>214781921SEX
>>214777779Umm, swetie...but those countries that you mention are Europe II: with 90% Europeans in them.You need to compare: Bangladesh, India, Jamaica or Nigeria (ex-English colonies) with Mexico, Uruguay, Argentina (ex-Spanish colonies) with Haiti, Argelia, Bostwana (ex-french colonies). You can´t compare the USA or Australia (that they were filled with 90-95% white Europeans) with places where just 5% of the total populations were Europeans. All hispano-american countries had at most a 5% of Europeans (including Mexico).
>>214781921That's already happening every summer retard
>>214777554pick ukdefeat them before they can do 150 years, drive them out and declare independence
>>214777554Russia
>>214777554Finland
>>214784411hello is that good or is that not so good
>>214784903Forgot to say: because of cool language, culture, sauna, fishing and vodka.
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