nunpilled editionprevious>>214776484
>>214780506need porn of this sexy mommy
*autistic gorilla noises*
Have you ever ripped a fart that didn't just smell really bad, but smelled...wrong?
>>214780539All my farts smell juust right*SNIFF*
>>214780534if you jump off that ledge there's a secret level right there.
>>214780539I know exactly what you mean. I've had poops that smell this way too. Smells like evil
>>214780550>>214780548
>>214780613No idea where i was. Maybe they were just tired of tourists
>>214780567bullshit
>>214780629there is...somewhere around there. it's been a few decades since I've played that.
>>214780627Sofia is the capital, I don't like the people there either. Regardless, sorry you had a bad experience.
>>214780659I don't hold it against any of you
>>214780521nuns don't have sex idiot
>>214780689Nuncels
>>214780689
>>214780698
>>214780677mental illness
>>214780727or worse
>>214780698lol
was gonna brush my teeth and hit the hay but roommateberg just used the shitter
Are there even nuns in the united states ive never seen one. I would think most nuns are in Italy or something
>>214780825kill him its your only option
>>214780845Older movies suggest they were a fairly common sight
>>214780874this movie is so painfully unfunny. The only parts that got a chuckle out of me were when he meets kareem in the cockpit and the granny talking jive
>>214780845Of course there are. most of them dress normally and only wear the habit in church
Why do Chuds want to time travel back to 1950s? 1990s was peak.
>>214780891I personally love that movieAlso naked gun, top secret and Superhero movie
>>214780919>1990s was peak.Was it? It looks fun ngl.
>>214780919what are you even blathering about?
>>214780918Nunder cover>>214780919*1940
>>214780845Nuns are literally all over the world, including in many conflict zones, like Gaza.In the US, they are probably more numerous on the east coast. Certainly in cities like NY and Boston. Not all nuns wear the garb all the time, or at all.
>>214780959>Nunder cover
>>214780919because they enjoy anything they aren't around for. Look at how much they romanticize japan
>>214780918are you really a nun if you only wear your costume out of habit
>>214780971>has himself never been to japan
>>214780971They aren't around for Sudan either
>>214780922Airplane is better than Naked Gun but Leslie Nielsen and Norm MacDonald are the only reasons I don't think the USA should invade and dismantle canada.
In Eastern Orthodoxy pastors are allowed to get pussy and marry. But nuns are celibate.
>>214780934Economy was doing good.Housing was still affordable.Lots of new tech, but it had not changed people's daily habits yet.People still hung out in person.Boys and girls had normal interests like wrenching on cars and whatever girls do.Everyone was a bit chuddy and a bit incelly and it was just part of growing up, not whole political ideology.
>>214781019I did not know that leslie nielsen was also canadian
>>214781034but you're a fucking libshit?
>>214781023You call them pastors?
>>214781042yes, but the canadians haven't produced anything good in quite a while so they're on thin ice you know
nooner (nun doomer)
>>214781034>People still hung out in person.Don't people in Malta still hang out? Younger people here still hang out.
>>214781049I don't really claim any particular political ideology.No point in constraining myself. I don't think I would be accepted by any one political group.
>>214781065I meant priests.
>>214781101Much less so than previously.
>>214781120Roman Catholics are thinking hard about allowing priests to marry. You can already sort of do it, if you first marry and then become a deacon. IDK how exactly, but it's rare.Meanwhile, the heretical German Church is pushing hard for women priesthood. That's not happening.
>>214781124The phones are the thing I hate. I do this with my close friends where I slap their phone out of their hand when we are hanging out. They fear me and I've conditioned them.
Been keeping my dick at half-mast ever since the murder
>>214781226Good on you, Patriot!
>last 7 posts are foreign we are becoming /brit/ tier
>>214781252it is the middle of the night...speaking of
>>214781219I hate the whole messaging and social media shit.I just don't want to be distracted with constant pings when I'm not in the physical presence of these people.I don't know how people manage to do anything while constantly distracted.
>*moaning*>I want to go to bed and piss>*moaning louder*>I want to go piss in my bed
>>214781252We are keeping guard while you sleep.
>>214781268It's easy when you are a friendless unlovable incel nigger chud freak like me who never gets messages
Twitter is almost exclusively ragebait at this point. No matter how many people I block, no matter how many times I click not interested in this post, it never goes away.
>>214780845Look around at farmers markets and crap like that they'll be selling for charity
>>214781252It's not like it means anything to be American anyway. If any of them stepped foot in our country for 10 minutes they would immediately become American and that's just how it works here
I’m fuckin gay
>>214781268It sucks. People are not being present. Sometimes we organize parties where you leave your phone at the wardrobe.
>>214781338that's not actually how it works, it's just how big business pretends it does so they can pay their slaves a pittance.
>>214781364cope
>>214781338Unless you're fucking brown. Then you get deported straight to el salvador
>>214781338Is that bad? >>214781314What do people even do in Iceland?
I pray when I wake up in the morning I’ll be returned to my authentic reality
>>214781413>What do people even do in Iceland?Don't know. They never include me
Sometimes Tarantulas keep frogs as pets.
I wish a chinese woman would keep me as a pet
>>214781450Is it true that East Asians play hard to get in the US?
>>214781450I'm not attracted to asian women for the most part.
>>214781512they're usually either really slutty party girls or awkward yuppies
alhowbethougheverit
https://youtu.be/_nLmM9kcBKs
Lotta people been getting fired
It just occurred to me but the strongest motive is probably from the grieving parent/sibling of a school shooting victim.
>>214781773FBI already said it's a college age person
>>214781773Nah, people who hate him dont have kids
Do people who believe knives shouldn't be banned deserve to be stabbed? Do people who believe rocks shouldn't be banned deserve to be stoned? Where is the line drawn
I’m upset on the inside. But I think I’m gonna be okay maybe. Uh oh haha life is actually pretty scary though. You know when there is a thunderstorm and dogs go hide and they start shaking they’re so scared. That’s like me, you guys. I’m like that dog in the thunderstorm. I’m so scared lmao
>>214781760Don't really care about those people, they started it.
>>214781850pussy
>>214781807that's such wild and incorrect generalization>>214781804hence why I said sibling
>>214781850fear only exists in your anticipation of the future, never in reality
Doesnt matter what time period it is, normie sadism has always been a thinghttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bartholomew_the_Apostlehttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bilal_ibn_Rabahhttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zhang_Zhixinhttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Junko_Furuta
>>214781824gun control isn't about banning guns
>>214781867its not really, just go on twitter and see
Reminder that more people die every year to heat in Europe than die in the USA to gun violence and Europeans should get the fuck out of /cum/https://youtu.be/80LevbAldic
>>214781760Freedom *CLAP* of *CLAP* speech *CLAP* does *CLAP* not *CLAP* equal *CLAP* freedom *CLAP*from *CLAP* consequences
>>214781773He was most likely just killed by a psycho who despised him for having different opinionsHe advocated for having armed guards to protect schools. I would strongly have wished for that to be the norm if i ever lost someone in a school shooting
>>214781936You're so real for that
>>214781934boomers dying is a good thing
>>214781934I have been telling every person i know this fact
>>214781951Turning schools into prisons isn't a solution.And shooters would then switch to another populated public place.
Kind of funny how the left always complains that thoughts and prayers don't do anything but when all the right asks for is thoughts and prayers the left can't even pretend to be civil
>>214781934Europe is like 30 countries and over twice your population
Are our hours made of iron or ore?
>>214782049There are roughly 1/4th as much gun violence deaths in the USA as there are heat deaths in europe so that doesn't change anything. Where are all the die-hard advocates for air conditioning in europe?
>>214782048Because maybe people don't want to be locked up in an asylum with lunatics.
>>214782031Do you consider any place with armed security a prison? Airports?
>>214782087Airport security theater is horrible. You want to turn every public building into that?
Muslims populating first world countries actually makes them complacentJust like how the Fremen starts as stoic worshippers, into death cult, into complacent hedonistshttps://youtu.be/ZwFdCyZjny8?si=xFTFBRqEZgWEoFyS>>214782052https://voca.ro/1hrmQ0oxHt5s
>>214782116No, just schools in the US because it seems like they could use it.
>>214782031>Turning schools into prisons isn't a solutionI am deeply disinterested in your strawman argumentsEl salvador used to have a firearm related homicide problem but managed to almost completely eliminate it without limiting gun ownership for the general public. I'd rather focus on actual realistic solutions that would remove most gun homicides
>>214782148they already do that, they have metal detectors and shit
>>214782078>There are roughly 1/4th as much gun violence deaths in the USA as there are heat deaths in europeI dont think thats true at allAlso I dont know 1 person here who doesnt have AC, its impossible to live in the summer otherwise
>>214782200A metal detector isn't very useful against a gunman
>>214782214>Heat deaths in the European region are estimated to average over 175,000 annually, according to the World Health Organization (WHO) in August 2024. This figure comes from a global estimate where the European region accounts for 36% of all heat-related deaths>In 2023, the United States recorded 46,728 gun-related deaths, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC). This figure includes firearm suicides, homicides, accidental deaths, and deaths involving law enforcement. Suicides by firearm accounted for the largest portion of these deaths, reaching a record high in 2023. (suicides were well over half of that btw)
>>214782214>europe heat related deaths last yearAround 55k>us gun homicides last year15k
>>214782240Neither is bored and lowly paid and probably entirely untrained security guard.
I have awoken
>>214782243>World Health Organization (WHO)I dont believe that organizationThis seems insane
Might be getting my haircut today
>>214782308Ok keep me posted
The school this guy shot up had a security guard.He was one of the first victims.
We already know the killer was a tranny or tranny enthusiast
>>214782272Add it to police budgets. Easy.
https://youtu.be/WBqLFJYKpEoOFFICIAL THREAD THEME
>>214781093>>214780506Nowadays, goon content only motivates me make more money and be more socially authentic so i can get married.
>>214782340Police would just shoot up the school every time a kid is spotted with a juice box.
Homicides in US schools represent around 0.1% of all homicides in the us>>214782333Better stop wearing a seatbelt too
>>214782319 you will probably see me complaining later today about the haircut
>>214782388*non-gang related homicides in schoolsI forgot to add that
This sideways polish flag is going to shoot me in the neck for disagreeing on this issue
>>214782379
this is a charlie kirk level "debate", but point is, eventually after enough of these happenings, there will be a large enough mass of affected people and you won't be able to keep denying reality
reading non-gang related made me think of my blasian friend craig who, in elementary school, would tell everyone hes black from the waist down and whenever mexican kids walked past the parimeter fence of our expensive private school would flash gang signs at them threateningly while we all laughed and tried to look imposing
>>214782453>This sideways polish flag
We need common sense tranny control
The killer is mossad. End of story>>214782471Tardos are getting fired from their jobs. The pendulum is swinging fast
Having no guns is working out well in the UK where the police do nothing while little girls are groomed and raped by literally hundreds of pakis
>>214782504I love how you keep pretending like trannies aren't rightwingers
>>214782538>I love how you keep pretending like trannies aren't rightwingersGet out retard
Way too many noncum flags I'm out of here fuck foreigners
>>214782538Link the post where i pretended like trannies aren't right wingers
>>214782529nobody said you should have no guns
>>214782560Why do we even include Mexico they never post here they have their own threads.
*waddles into the thread shaped like an accordion and making accordion noises with each step and sits down in the corner*I don't want to talk about it
I am going to University in India. Majoring in how not to get diarrhea
>>214782578Because cu isn't funny like cum
>>214782609*fails spectacularly*
I always blocked indian scam callers and now i might never get the chance to ask them to curse vishnu
>>214782616canus? because anus?
>>214782727dumbest post I ever read
>>214782727You'd have to pronounce it like "can yoo es"
https://youtu.be/pAdRUtdhOMg
My parents gave birth to me to give me American passport.I’ve never taken a step in the US since 3 years old.I’m esl But I’m as spiritually American as you guys.Thank you
Most of you are too young to even remember 2016, but trannies on 4chan in 2016 were all in on the pro-Trump alt-right bandwagon. Before that, they were Ron Paul libertarians. Ar-15 + stripped tranny socks was a very common post format back then.
>>214782815You're welcome
>>214782695>mfw you dont get scam calls because youre a poor country
>>214782829Almost a decade ago, quit living in the past boomer
>>214782829Sorry for denying your existenceI will listen and learn
I remember how we all thought Trump was going to be a laugh. Oops.Everyone was celebrating when he won against Shillary. Even most liberals because who likes an establishment shill?
niggers commit the most school shootings
>>214782898Bart Simpson as a school shooting homicide bar chart
so true
>>214782957average pro union tranny is a brown teenager
>>214782931>>214782829What country is thisDo you have famous counter strike players?
>>214782974US would never be as strong as it is now if the union hadn't won. You'd probably be an Argentina-tier backwater.
>>214782998no one asked faggot
>>214782957>>214782998The civil war was about central banking and the confederacy won in the end
I knew what 4chan was for many years, but I watched that Internet Historian video about 4chan and Shia Lebouf and I thought it was really funny so I decided to check it out.That was 2 years ago probably.
would you join a prison gang /cum/?
>>214783040I'd do anything to avoid being assraped
>>214783035I've been on this website for almost 20 years, around the time of the habbo hotel raids and Tay Zonday's release of Chocolate Rain
>>214783054you will get assraped by a knife instead
>>214783027>central bankingsounds like an anti-Jewish dog whistle,what does that have to do with anything?
>>214783054even if it meant murdering, extorting and ass raping others?
>>214783063>habbo hotel raidsI watched that also, very funny. The other one that made me laugh was that tech company that got spammed live during their event on the interactive screens. Forgot the name.
>>214783097It's rape or be raped
>>214783083Lincoln wanted an American currency, the greenbacks and the confederacy was backed by the spanish and english and were funded by their central banks so they could maintain cheap exports to the old world
History is an anti-jewish dogwhistle
Only dogs hear dog whistlesSomething to think about
damn bros i feel a huge shit brewing in my guts
actually a lot of animals hear dog whistles
>>214783265finns are one of them
>>214783283BODIED that freak
prime sips timetoday is back day
Drinkin' a 20 oz belgian white at 6am on a fridaytf you non-/cum/mers know about that
I don't get this obsession with hating groups of people for no particular reason other than them being of a different ethnicity.I don't really do that. Even after 15+ years of 4chan, I never really was drawn towards such inclinations, because at it's core it's an illogical thing to do.
>>214783252One time a dropped such a deuce in the communal bathroom of a dorm, it woke up everyone, the smell was insane. I apologized to everyone.
>>214783326https://youtu.be/ygn7MFIUJ_s
>>214783326probably tons
>>214783326Belgian beers are awesome.
I'm going to depose Trump. Not by killing him, oh no that's too good for him. I'm going to "take his heart" and make him repent for his crimes like a weeping baby. But i have to work from the ground up. Any pervy rotten gym teachers i can start with?
>>214783356i would be too embarrassed to show my face around there after that you are a brave soul
>>214783396Bros gonna suck his way from the bottom to the top of the hierarchy
>>214783356are you in one of those european countries that bad pipes so you have to catch the poop and put it in the garbage or are you one of the european countries where the toilet has a poop shelf so you can admire your poops
>>214783348fuck off libtard
>>214783424I had no choice, I was a guest there. That was in the university of York in the UK. They shouldn't have fed me that curry gravy. There was a brown girl with giant tits that was laughing the next day.
>>214783444Fuck you i'm not akechi
The crusaders were not only justified, they were necessary
>>214783470Not a libtard, in the slightest. Funny how you people always get offended by genuine free thinking.
>>214783448No, that happened in the UK. But in Bulgaria you can flush toilet paper. In Greece you can't in a lot of places - it's madness, half of the times when I'm there I forget because it's so unnatural.
I'm ready to hateJust give me a reason and i'll hate you and your entire ethnic group
Imagine eating this good
>>214783503Crusading was border control.People don't know this, but the border was basically Christians and Muslims raiding each other and taking slaves, which was very profitable business.
>>214783507I have to ALWAYS double flush here I think one log would back up the main in greece if I went there
>>214783529Do you drink milk with every meal?
>>214783544That's his cum glass
>>214783536Is that because of old pipes. I've never had this or heard anyone clogging a toilet here.
>>214783580its because of big poops. I poop like two or three times a week at most
Oh Sheeit.Trump better not try them.(do it, I want to see this shit unfold)
>>214783544No, sometimes i have coke
>>214783627The world is lucky that lego refuses to build military sets
>>214783638what's that? looks good>>214783676kek
One other time, (in Bulgaria) I was hooking up with a girl and she lived in an Uni dorm, the place was super small, living room and kitchen combined and just a hallway with a bathroom. I hadn't pooped in two days and she made some spicy pasta (which was good) and I ate a lot. Around 2am I wake up in a sweat with horrible stomach pains, I go to the bathroom and just destroy it, I must have been there for 40 mins, she probably heard everything. I was in such pain and had no other choice. She was awake when I came back and asked me if everything is ok lol. I think about that and laugh some times.
literally everyone on /cum/ is a normie now huh
>>214783638how come you drink it from the bottle and not a glass?
>>214783625Kek>I poop like two or three times a week at mostimagine the logs>>214783638>not drinking a diet cokeI respect that so much
>>>/gif/29445614Does this "chudette" phenotype make anyone else diamonds?
>6:30 am>on /gif/ looking at tranny porn sometimes I'm critical of myself but then I compare myself to some of the people here and realize I'm doing pretty well
>>214783774Don't open jason's tranny link
>>214783774>why did I even click on that
>>214783716You are a sexy haver? Not cool
>>214783818>>214783820Grow up.
>>214783891I have another embarrassing poop story, should I share? This one is the worst I think.
>grow up>he says, hunched over dirty plates and an empty glass alt-tabbed in world of warcraft masturbating to trannies at 6:40 AM on a Friday
>>214783945I poop every day and yet i have no embarrassing poop stories
All this poop talk got me feeling a poop brewin
finna kms
I'm not masturbating, I was just checking out babes. It's no different from reading Sports Illustrated. Grow up.
>I was just checking out babeslmoaI would kill just to have a 10 minute conversation with jason's parents and get some insight into how they fucked up so badly
So I had a gig in our capital city and a friend of mine who had an apartment said I could sleep there because he wasn't in town, so I wouldn't have to pay for a hotel. His roomate was a girl (cute girl). I stayed there for two days and just before I left for the train I felt an insane shit brewing, again I hadn't pooped for 2 days and I ate some chicken wings the night before. I went to poop and it took longer than I expected, I saw the time and realized I was going to miss my train. Apparently unbeknownst to me I forgot to flush because I was in a hurry. His roomate was arriving the same day in the afternoon so when she came home the hallway smelled like poop and she saw my shit in the toilet. She was horrified. I also had to apologize to her. I feel really bad for that one.
It's 2025, people are gay. Grow up
>>214784199How do you forget to flush
>>214784301Many europeans don't flush before having had a chance to inspect the poo
>>214784301Idk bro, I was doing drugs during that time and was probably out of it and scared to miss my train. Later that day he called me and said WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU...I remember feeling very embarrassed at the time. When I saw them after a couple of months I apologized to her and bought em drinks fro the whole night.
>>214784385Sometimes while falling asleep I think about that and I cringe internally.
just had a fantastic poo
>>214783774
>>214784467He's pretty good at writing backwards
>>214784522All you have to do is mirror the image
Saving pictures of ugly young men is cringe.
I don't care if it's a "girl song", genie in a bottle fucking BOPS!!! IF YOU WANNA BE WITH ME
>decided to buy a malt drink>come home >realize it's becuase of the Malta flagI am not immune to advertisements
>>214784894has anything interesting happened in your life in the months you've been absent
>>214784949Nope. Just got more knives, another trench shovel and i requested permission to buy and own a tomahawk axe
>>214784967what about on icelandwhat's the local news
>>214784986I only have enough bandwidth for american news
took a poo and showered award
Lifehack:You can brush your teeth in the shower
>>214784467young brad pitt
>>214784894>malt drinkYou mean, beer?
>>214785168No alcohol and the taste is quite different from any beer
>>214780566WAGMI
wish i could be a footpad couriersad those days are long gone
Trump proved that you can be pro-secure borders and still get minorities to vote for you.So there's really nothing now stopping liberals from fielding a sane candidate.But they won't anyway, cause they are really invested in turning every rural county into a tiny NY.
>>214780566>>214785308Nihilist atheist toxic positivity.
>>214785308Except him >>214785372
>>214780566great mindset to live to the ripe old age of 22
>>214785361The least surprising statistic of the day
>>214785598>>214785361Didn't mean to link your postI'm a bit tired
>>214785598i'm bucking the trend for independents
>>214785598So if Hitler dies, you're supposed to feel sad about it?I think this chart only shows that the more left you lean the more imagination you have, and the more you're able to contemplate all the possible scenarios.
>>214785738that could be the case, but democrats aren't leaning left, and they're measurably lower IQ than reps.
I hate this world.
>>214785738There are a lot of hitlers walking around as far as they are concerned
I have the imagination to imagine you as hitler
If give the chance, would you go back in time and rape baby hitler?
I don't know how to get female friends.
>BUT WHAT ABOUT HITLER????
I've had to kill 4 different flies this morning
>>214786027I had to kill a rat one time, I felt really bad.
>indog posting from his tin can slum day dreaming about overthrowing zionism in the west
>>214786344dare you to post this in /isr/
>>214785361We need to prove that you can control immigration without resorting to spectacular displays of sadism
Fuck I ate so much
>>214786411This
>>214786470Tsmt>>214786460Whats isr im not that terminally online
>>214786470They are proving it right nowIn fact, most countries in the world prove it, but most countries haven't had decades of incredibly insecure borders and libtard administrations funneling in millions of illegals which requires mass levels of deportations which are much worse in the optical sense
>>214786640That's why I like Bulgaria being under that radar. But afraid things might change in the near future. I'd rather be a relatively poor country than having a massive influx of violent browns for muh GDP
I wish I had a girlfriend but I hate dating apps don't trust them.My options are suicide or killing a guy with girlfriend for the lulz
>>214786715is apps the only option?
>>214786689>massive influx of violent browns for muh GDPA some countries are getting a lot of the first and very little of the second. If GDP really was the goal then they would address it more directly
>>214786745I don't know where to meet women.They are all taken, just like the jobs.Dog eat dog world
>>214786815>If GDP really was the goal then they would address it more directlyfunny thing is economies have not improved, look at the UK, look at Canada - its getting worse
>>214786853It's tragic, really
Another beautiful morning in the Middle West
Another horrible morning in the Middle East
>>214786640It's not the libtards. It's the fact that immigration courts don't have enough judges, CBP and ICE are very poorly disciplined and filled with assholes, and it's politically advantageous to not address the issue because they can campaign on it.
>>214786840Bars or clubs or through some hobbies maybe
>>214787017>CBP and ICE are very poorly disciplined and filled with assholesyou should join up then
This Afghan refugee retard co worker was like as soon as I get citizenship I will move to Switzerland.Are Browns really like this?
>>214787054>Bars or clubs You're a liberal wigger who does cocaineFuck you.
>>214787100ok sorry
>>214787017>It's not the libtardsThe previous administration intentionally funneled in millions of illegals and libtard governors have a policy of not complying with immigrations enforcement. A court or a judge has nothing to do with tbe process of someone entering the country illegally and disappearing into interior of the US
>>214787127Stupid fucking Jew.
wow. so, uh, THAT was definitely a post.
>>214787004Good
This one goes out to all my niggas still in the struggle.
>>214787065Yes, they see immigration to the west as purely a financial process and don't give two shits about working or assimilating. This is why we need a flat 20% tax on remittances
>>214787276He's a total retard.He doesn't know what gross tax is.He's 22 and I just want to rape him.
fly kill count is up to like 10got no fucking idea where they are coming fromthis is hellish
>>214787311Usually they are the ones doing the raping
>>214787311How did that rat end up iyc?
>>214787346He's a 5'7" 100lb faggot.
>>214787100he's the biggest normgroid of normgroids and all he ever seems to talk about it wamen and giving his football coach pep talks like nobody gives a fuarrrkkk
>>214787406
seems like they caught the shooter thoughcourse thisll probably take years to go through the courts and years of appeals til maybe he is put to deathand this faggots will tell me with a serious face the death penalty doesnt deteryeah like no shit with this system no shit it doesnt deter
>>214787363Jagmeet Singh, he literally told me that.
>>214787442The usual suspects
>>214787136The policy of sanctuary cities is meant to not deter people from reporting crimes or giving testimony to police if they're here illegally.
>>214787478I got mindraped when he told me that.
>>214787439It's disputed.