Sign language edition
this is the one. fucking not using yankshite
there's a reason they do the k-k-kicking kingbecause if you dont know the sounds the letters are indecipherable
the reason they have sign language interpreters on the news is because there are a lot of illiterate deaf people
someone redpill me on this thing's arse
rained on my incelgrimage
Don't understand why he doesn't just include an edition really boggles my mind may Allah strike him down
>>214786446I hope theyre signing to them in karachi
dunno how people have the energy to care about politics, very weird
>>214786478would that one extra word make you comfortable using early gingerpaedo news?
>>214786301>>214786335been there done that. fucking nhs doctors who are only concerned with protecting their own backsides. "oh no if we let this person have their freedom there is a minute chance they'll do something stupid and i'll get in trouble, so i better drug them"
wish i could go to a shop in the UK and have a paki clerk greet me with "what's for today boss?"
Leftypol really out there believing fish odour syndrome and transpeople is a real thing
got diagnosed depression realistically how easy is it to get pip? don’t need it just fancy extra money
wish the stupid cunt weather would make it's stupid cunt mind up
>>214786531the fish odour thing is real but mark doesn't have it he just shits himself and doesn't wash because he's a degenerate alcoholic subhuman
>>214786534Don't even try, mate. Plenty of scroungers already and you'll have to live a grim life if you're being paid to be depressed
>>214786507If you post first and format it properly I will use your thread. I am a strong believer in tradition.
WHERE is deegz?
>>214786585even if it's early?
got sandilewill level him and have him beat the gym for meoh yes oh yes
>>214786502
>>214786596Got shot in the neck at the /brit/ conference lad it's a huge news story
>>214786602Not if it's early (before 300) as that is cheating the system
imagine getting diagnosed with depression and deciding that being depressed and living on a pittance while also placing yourself at the very bottom of society will do anything to improve your life
might have to put the shorts away for the year
>>214786596sucked him up my arse he wont be seeing the light of day for a long time
>>214786619early is before 310 alhowbeitthoughever
>>214786596at the fair
>>214786609digits and you name him jimmy sandile
how long does it take to learn all the pertinent /brit/ lore
>>214786655there he goes
>>214786662start with the greeks, plato, socrates
yeah
>>214786662about three fifty
There's nothing to facking eat
remember years ago i thought i enjoyed interviewing candidates but i must have just enjoyed the novelty, barely anything worse i can think of now. got to spend literally 5 hours interviewing mongs on monday
black man nigga sneed
cheese and onion bapbloody lovely
>>214786703I'll be there mate, slobbering all over the table and thatWe can connect over /brit/ banter x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bk3_sLbYQow
currently in a battle of wits on reddit
>>214786703
when i got diagnosed with depression I went into the highlands and meditated for 7 daysthat's when I entered my inner world, there I fought with the demon plaguing my psychei emerged victorious on the 7th day and I've been depression free ever since
>>214786703Any fit lads?
>>214786720get it bloody CHOMPED mate
All the takeaways around me are overpriced and shit. Country's gone to the dogs
>>214786733weird looking fish that
havent seen diego much since the #RAPEDIEGO movement got popular
>>214786611Rorke melty!!!!!!!
>>214786649Back in my day it was 300 although Janny tried to make it page 8
toil today. then a week off. it lush
>>214786738racismlad!*waggles finger at you*
>weird looking fishimagine thinking a monkey is a fish omfdz
don't know what to have for dinner tonight
>imagine thinking a monkey is a fish omfdzimagine thinking an orangutan is a fucking monkey
>>214786646love this post
>>214786802>>214786818monkfish
>>214786720peasant scranthat 4x lush
just seen a Londoner moaning about "immersive theatre cocktail experiences"What the fuck is wrong with London lmao, it really does attract a certain kind of human moth
>watching a vid about how Charlie Kirk and his wife met>she was very dubious and wanted to be friends until he bought her a plane ticket to Hawaii for their 3rd date and then she realised he was the onebloody women lads, ayebloody bloody women
watching a few clips from Mitchell And Webb Are Not Helping and its not been funny
>>214786862heard*
>>214786863bruh momentum
>>214786789alri unc
thinking about the ribs tesco used to sell in the black bag 15-ish years ago
>>214786864woke got to them too did it?
>>214786863he shot his shot
>>214786864Not funny at all is it, they're washed>>214786879Webb is a TERF so probably the opposite lad
>>214786865
>>214786862>just seencertain kind of person says this
>>214786864Had the therapy one on the youtube feed yesterday so checked it out. Was alri, got a couple of nostril huffs out of me
>>214786865mola mola looking ahh
watching a video about Yume Nikki but I don't get it, looks like a very boring game to me
there's a girl at toil with an utterly magnificent arse and I walked behind her as she swayed her hips all the way to the car park and got so turned on I went home and immediately wanked
>>214786879The few ive watched hasnt been particularly woke, just nothing funny. >>214786895Not funny at all.
>>214786912imagine a poo being squelched between her cheeks, cor x
>>214786906scorm
Rorke and Leftypol
Peep show. Funny.
WARNING POTENTIAL HEMORRHOID DETECTED. THREAT LEVEL LOW. WE WILL KEEP AN EYE ON DEVELOPMENTS IN THE COMING DAYS
>>214786912you reckon she detected your incel rapist aura
>>214786899So this is Rorke
>>214786899rorke real quiet since this dropped
You may think something bad has happened. But have you considered Palestine?
>>214786930James Milner be like:
>>214786949she didn't, actually. I'm a chad
>>214786949I kept a polite distance while eyefucking the shit out of her
I just don't get LondonLike the "stuff happening" that people pay £3600 a month to rent a shoebox to live near is "cheese festivals" and "immersive theatre cocktail experiences" and just plain shite sounding to me.
Who's the best rorke leader in the UK? Is it Sargon? I feel like people will only vote for farage because there's no other option
>>214786921why do you have to be such a disgusting freak?
remembering back to the days of my youthful vigor when I had so many girls wanting me, now as an old odious incel freak I don't even get women looking at me.it's so over for me. fuck my odious little cretin incel life
no diego today then?
>>214787003FONT
Kind of want to shag a black womanNot really attracted to non-whites personally, just want to see what the difference is
>>214786985only good thing was getting to see a lot of bands, they don't exist now so there's nothing
HASAN PIKER!!
>>214786985lad you just don't get it, the hustle and bustle, the big city, being packed like a sardine in a sweltering metro carriage filled with smelly brown people.....
Direct in 10 minutes lads
>>214787018fart on nigger tits?
>>214786864their entire career is just riding off the success of peep show and being having industry connections to the inner circle of british comedians who are all unfunny fart sniffers
>>214787006deegz has gone woke
>>214787051You are a very strange poster
My upper back is so painful because of how I sit when working from home. It’s so painful I struggle sleeping.
suspect on some level had I just left the house and gone to pubs occasionally I'd have shagged eventually, just through a combination of probability and a decent number of trialsas it happens I never left the house and I'm a 32 year old virgin
>>214787051Taking my Matcha Labubu to get signed at the Chicken Shop Date pop-up panel
>>214787051She looks like she stinks of piss
>>214787057mitchell and webb look was hit and miss but had some genuinely funny sketches
>>214787084you and I together brother
is tinder good if you're just a normal lad who wants a shag?
>>214787084People don't shag from pubs anymore. Pubs are family and friend gathering points where you go with your social circle, interact entirely with them, and leave with them. Nobody randomly starts talking to a stranger at a pub anymore.
>me>34 years old>watching vtuberwonder what gfberg would do if she knew
exberg has been married for years and got kids and she's come out as bisexual with a big emotional message but isn't leaving her husband or anything. what's the point of that
>>214787135idk im incel
>>214787135no
>>21478708432 years of no shagging sounds tough lad hope you do well in the future
>>214787153attention innit
>>214787153attention
>>214787153Woke points
>>214787084i always dream of a world where you can proudly tell everyone you are a virgin instead of feeling ashamed about it
>>214787153threesomes on the cards for him
>>214787135Dating apps are not good if you're a normal guyUnless you're willing to spend money and hours learning how to 'game' it
>>214787153kazakhstan
>>214787135i'm normie passing and i shagged many a lass on there back in the day
Hasan Pikey
kill everyone
nth for the gyaldem
OK, before nothing happens, does anyone want to admit theyve a crush on me
N
>>214787208this
feel bad for hasan really he's clearly paranoid about the same thing potentially happening to him
holy fucking betrayalif my dad ever did this to me I'd slap him with my cock
been feeling good recently and considering the apps but reckon it would be depressing and make me feel shit
>>214787239screaming hes literally going to get the death penalty as well
Where is homealone?
>>214787239The father is a hero if this is true
>>214787271would you turn in your own son?
>>214787142she should start cosplaying as your faves
>>214787083you should probably work on that before you end up a hunchback
>>214787239based rorke father
Civ VII has fewer players than Civ V
>>214787142your gf is a hologram on youtube lad don't think she'd care
I am NOT going to Stratford. I am NOT going to Croydon.
>>214787287For murder yes
>>214787239father is KWABOTY if truetrump said he wants death penalty for the lad
GF THAT IS A VOICE IN MY HEAD IS TELLING ME TO GET A HAIRCUT TOMORROW
>>214787287civilised, white society demands it
once I was in a bar on a work's night out and the place was rammed, proper shoulder to shoulder, and a woman late 20s early 30s from a gaggle sat in a booth tapped my shoulder and said that I'd knocked over her friend's shot of tequila roseI was fairly drunk and on the bags thus I thought it seemed plausible that I might have knocked over some bint's shot so I went to the bar, bought a fresh shot then delivered it to their booth and quickly went on my wayBut upon reflection I don't know if I did knock over anyone's shot, the whole thing may have been a ploy to get a free shot OR to get me talking to the woman who tapped my shoulder (something I didn't do due to my autism, I just agreed with her, bought a new shot then delivered it and went back to my pals). This was probably 7 years ago now but I still remember it.
>>214787287Yes.
>>214787239so if your dad found out you're an assassin wanted by the FBI you'd expect him to be cool with it and not even mention it again?
>>214787142off the vtubers me. nearly two months clean
>>214787327get out of my headnow when I get a haircut like I was going to do I will look bad!
Jewish parents would never turn in their son for first-degree murder
>>214787316what are you selling/buying?
>>214787336if they were gonna trick someone into buying drinks surely they wouldn't just ask for a single shot
de BOMB BLAST
>>214787349when you're due to get the death penalty, yeahthat's your fucking baby
>>214787336one to tell the grandkids
>>214787046for me it's the biboo watch along
nothing wrong with a cheeky assassination
>>214787382But I think they have to strike a balance between what's plausible and what's not. Like if she'd said "um I think you knocked over all my friend's drinks and our bottle of grey goose" then I'd be less likely to believe that (I hope).
>>214787360relapse lad
>>214787287if it was for a serial killer type situation or over a dispute or something yeah but an assassination it doesnt feel right so id give him a pass
three weeks sober. dying for some sweet sweet booze
>>214787239my brother once told me he would have turned in the unabombernever really trusted him since then
>>214787308kek
>>214787317>>214787330>>214787341'kin state, no wonder wypipo are dying out
>>214787418@yourdad
>>214787349my dad would help me get away with it. old man always said if someone breaks into the house, stab them to death and he'll bury the body
>>214786864there's a painfully unfunny yank bint in it who speaks like she's slightly deaf and ruins every sketch she's in. After two episodes I gave up on it.Comedy in the Current Year is completely dead and will never come back until wokeness is eradicated
>>214787464This will be me in 2 weeks. The muck is no good
>>214787483I'm not white.
after awhile you don’t even look at who you’re shootingyou just look for the twitch of movementthe flicker of a hand reaching for something
>>214787492in that case its alri if you ask me
Diego back from his holiday to fucking Utah of all places, yet?
>Me own fookin' son, a socialist sharpshooteh assassin. Somebodeh geh the eff-bee-aye on the blower.
>>214787492based pops
>>214787554
>>214787492I doubt you would go to prison for stabbing an intruder anyway
lads Jay Wynne has diedhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ceq2jrwzv9wo
>>214787554screanugb
dadberg called me a conspiracy theorist because I said the shooter was trans
>>214787600literally who
>>214787617Well you were. So
>>214787597haha
first Charlie Kirk, then Jay Wynne. my world is falling apart
>>214787600a former BBC-type weather presenter
>>214787628shut up leftypol
>>214787497I noticed her in a sketch about Mitchell introducing toilets in the 18th century. Painfully unfunny.
>>214787665Cry on Rorkeypops
Where were you when Jay Wynne was kill?
never been shagged in 34 years of life unless you count the time i was raped by an older man when i was 14
Mini Countryman on my side of the road. Let him through and he didn’t have the manners to thank me. Big fat middle finger for you you stupid old cunt
just made a poo in my bowels
new>>>/gif/29436491>>>/gif/29436491>>>/gif/29436491
you can cry on me rorkey :3
leftypol mate..
>>214787554heh
>>214787600He does not look like a 31 year old.
>>214787713How can anyone defend leftypol in good faith
>>214787713
>>214787618Kai Winn, Bajoran religious leader
>>214787696i wouldnt count that
>>>/gif/29438710>>>/gif/29438710>>>/gif/29438710shitting nora
>>214787713dw she will get raped by muslims 2 weeks
>>214787771Rorke's rapey fantasies
>>214787713as a leftypol that disgusts me. celebrating murder is never ok
mumberg be like yeah I'll put all the kitchen appliances on at the same time so the power trips lol
>>214787713Nobody will wear this t-shirt in public unless they're double-digit IQ
>>214787784get raped cunt
>>214787704cor>>214787764ehh
my fav vtuber has a stream today at 6. shall be running to shopberg to grab some snackies and be home in time for the stream to start
enjoyed the movie Coraline (2009)
>>214787704weird looking clit!
>>214787841same
>>214787820Whites do yes lol
>>214787841alri ruby granger
really need to clean myself and clean my house filthy filthy filth
>>214787670first and only yank post itt
Thinking about that post that showed white men in prison were seen as weak and you could rape them without consequences
if you wank because you're bored and you don't really want to wank does that count as raping yourself?
>>214787492>dad would help me get away with itThere was a story in the news recently about a cyclist who went missing in Glen Coe a few years ago. Turns out what happened is two twin brothers were driving home from a hotel (possibly drunk), ran him over by accident then buried the body in an estate in the middle of nowhere.They were only caught when the twin who was driving admitted the whole thing to his girlfriend of 3 months, who dobbed him in to the police. By that time she had also convinced the killer to take him to the site the twins buried the deceased and she left a red bull can there to mark the site. Then the police went and recovered the body.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9d0j2y3w3eo
>>214787865I fucking love Rube's so much!
>>214787713>>214787865Why do humans have such big forehead? Why can't the brain be behind the face?
>>214787841good movie and coraline is cute
>>214787865This ain't it, fucking BITCH!
HATE NEWSPAPERS
snood
>>214787901white women are such evil cunts. don't care if they get raped and murdered now (except for my gyaldam Ruby)
keep playing spelunky 2 on repeat, I don't even like this game anymore I just don't know what else to do
>leftypol terrorism:Well planned, highly organised, aimed at a powerful & legitimate guilty actor in a seat of power.>rorke terrorism:yo bruh im gonna be shooting up my walmart man, fuck them kids Strange isn’t it haha
>>214787764You can link files by the way. Saves people navigating to a new thread or opening a new tab. Copy the URL of the file instead of the post number itself.Some have argued that linkposting this way should be a bannable offense however the letters on the screen aren't NSFW. People choose to click or hover over a link, and the URL shows which board it came from (red/blue). Thus, it's allowed.
>>214786738>good kino,Sopranos isn't a good showIt has no character development
>>214787901imagine trusting a woman especially one you've only known for 2 months
>>214788005thsrs really how they be
normies really talk about things like immigration cost of living and the NHS instead of talking about poo
>>214786738Sopranos is just the Italian-American version of The Wire
>>214786995>Is it SargonYes a man who doesn't use his real name will save the vk
nobody:leftypops: i love cpppppp
Rorke intellectuals:PlatoNietzscheSpenglerEvolaMishimaFordTeslaD.W. GriffithFischerThe Wright brothersRussel BrandLeftypol intellectuals:Hillary ClintonJeremy CorbynMadonnaKaty PerryObamaThe Russel duo(Russel Kane, Russel Howard)Owen JonesThat P*ki slagThat Twitch streamerDestiny
um posters in a barbers quartet doing a harmonized um
swear that bald cunt off the lotus eaters podcast has like 3 brain cells what is carl thinking
>>214788094UM x
>>214787764horrific irish arse
bit chilly this avo
>>214787837Mad how the fact I know a person like you exists has made my day notably worse.
>>214787948>white womenThis is Europe. Nobody is white until they leave Europe.
>>214788016the blackest, coaliest, sootiest shitskin hands typed this post
>>214788020Even if he'd been married to her for 40 years, there's trust and there's trust. If you kill someone, even by accident, and get away with it you've got to be taking that shit to your grave.Perhaps it weighed heavily on his mind though.
>>214788016
Big black willies
>>214788005>rorke terrorismCan't think of any other than Brevik and that guy in NZ
>>214788107a woman of Scottish descent in this country broke my heart, and now I wish death upon all women (especially the Scottish ones)
You ever feel like nothing good was gonna happen to you?
>>214788149we had a nail bomber in the 90s
isn't sopranos about murder and criminal (a.k.a black people activities)?
>>214788167
>>214788167No. I am gold. I always believe in my soul. I've got the power to know. I'm indestructible.
>>214788149https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charleston_church_shooting
leftypol believing everything the wef and the uniparty tells him rorke simply wanting prosperity for his family and nation
love crisps so much
lots of off topic political posts here today
Welp that's Series 1, Episode 1 of Breaking Bad down the hatch. This TV show is awesome! I can't believe I waited until now to watch it! 'Twas probably an awesome thing to watch this alongside other Global Western Audiences.
Mafia is very cringe
>>214788167I had a woman give me a blowjob so good I started astral projecting, so no I don't believe that
>>214787600rip
activating the gay rorke sex arse
>>214788190no it's about organized crime and murder (white people activities)
hate this wogified culture around the concept of 'grassing' being something bad, if you're not a criminal why would you play by the same 'code' they do? if i see crime i'm going to report it, i'm a civilian it's literally what the police are there for
rorke showing courage in the face of danger to bring his people back from the brinkleftypol cheering as invaders kill children and telling the grieving families they deserve it
i am going to KILL MYSELF if diego doesn't show up
You're smart, you're handsome, and you're white, that's a huge plush nowadays
>>214787713rorke seething
>>214788311You're a good man
>>214788327t. sean connery's ghost
rorkes fucking lost it
>>214788316The brink of what
>>214788311you will live in the corrupt crime-ridden low-trust decaying shithole and you will like it
buzzing for my wank later. highlight of my week
>>214788319I'm here.
Why can’t transfolk be a part of the military again? They’ve proved they make great snipers at least.
>>214788366are you the freak that wanks with dettol
Rorke getting his arse clapped by a bbc
>>214788363The brink of destruction you know? The thing you facilitated leftypol
wanked twice already today. not sure how many wanks in become an official gooner?
>>214788311neek freak>>214788365no he isn't, he's racist
>>214788408screaming
>>214788406no I've been wanking with my left hand inverted so my fingers get right down the shaft below the ball line and it's really nice
pissing down
Tbh, I realised a lot of the rorke terror attacks in the US aren’t to actually cause terror or assassinate a political figure. A lot of the time they’re accelerationists and hoping it’ll lead to civil war (it hasn’t).Like that guy who got posted above who shot up a church.
rorkes gone mental
>>214787870
raining outside rn
>>214788473:/
>>214788467rorke wants blood
>>214788413Rorke will do that? He’ll save his people from the brink of destruction by going to church, throwing his litter in the bin and putting his pants on one leg at time?
me? sometimes I have a wank with a fantasy in mind and then when i finish i say to myself "nah jk i would never do that" so it negates it.
>>214788444hull?>>214788480York?
>>214788531um
>>214788544>>214788544>>214788544
Goo poorn moon
>>214788547my bad i just read that back and under an um perspective and it sounds noncey. It's bent shit, not nonce shit
>>214788502
>>214788527he'll call people nigger online too
>>214786995thought sargon was getting a bit too big for his boots for a mo there, but looks like he has kinda come back aroundif only the same could be said of 'neux
>>214788557hope you die
