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id you know that on shabbat the elevators automatically stop at every floor because observant jews believe pressing a button counts as "work" (work is forbidden on shabbat), so when you’re in one you can pretend you’re on a very slow meditation ride
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is cleaning your ass considered work too? that would explain a lot of things
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Ive been working on the railroad
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>>214789436
For how long?
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Secular jews must be really annoyed at religious jews
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What can Jews even do on that day then? Everythings work to some degree.
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>>214789351
טוב
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>>214789351
How come Israel can be so rich with so many stupid rules like this. Why would anyone ever want to invest in a country like that
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>>214789351
>because observant jews believe pressing a button counts as "work"
LOL. So "observant jews" prank the whole country every saturday, just like that stupid kid that presses every button in an elevator before he gets out, only it's in all the elevators all day long and in the entire country?
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>>214789517
the culture of exploiting loopholes got them rich.
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>>214789470
you can read the talmud, nap, stare at walls… peak performance stuff
>>214789543
yep
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How hard is it to find a shabbos goy in Israel?
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>>214789631
Can you go on an incel walk,hit the gym play football?
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>>214789631
The only thing that remotely (very remotely) compares to that: In Germany and in Austria all shops and offices are closed on sundays. There are only two exceptions: Emergencies (a few policemen, ambulance workers, nurses work, also plumbers may work if a pipe breaks and floods your house, but it will cost extra). And the other exception are travelers. Some bus drivers, taxi driver, pilots work, restaurant staff, and shops at petrol stations, train stations and airports may sell to travellers.

But overall the whole country is very quiet on sundays, and we like it that way.
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>>214789351
It's not about pressing the bottom you nonce
>>214789470
Eat pray socialize
>>214789748
Easy
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>>214789995
>It's not about pressing the bottom you nonce
then what is it
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>>214790014
The electricity
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>>214790147
this is so stupid. It's the same BS like not being able to turn off the lights because you had them on before shabbat started
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>>214790257
Just hire a goy to help you out
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>>214790299
I can help! I'll push every button for only 25 Euros per hour (plus taxes).
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>>214789351
Really, I thought only orthodox did that
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>>214789517
Goymerican shekels
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>>214790371
Look for shabbos goy positions
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>>214789631
>>214789995
can you use the computer or play videogames?
Because I'm pretty sure I have seen your flag here on sunday
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ur orthodox dudes are real weird...
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>>214790623
No, those are non-observant Jews or it was after shabbat on Sunday
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>>214790623
Using electricity is against the rules because in the jew mind electricity is fire which is explicitly prohibited.
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>>214789631
>>214789995
>>214790014
>>214790147
>>214790257
>>214790694
Why don’t you just put up a magic Jew wire like Jews here do so outside counts as part of your house on Shabbat
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>>214791433
That has nothing to dow ith using electricity that's only so people can cary things outside



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