Hieratic head of Ezra Pound edition
yep this is the thread
hello lads
this'll do, not using the whingey canadian's shite thread
nth for the holodem
>>214796482because you're snide and mean and not very nice and talk about boring shite all the time :(
right, decide on which thread we're using because I'd like to tell you guys what I just had for tea
This is it
>notices bulge, OwO what's this?
Would you ever let a stranger use your toilet?Just had a knock on the door from a policewoman asking to use the toilet. I nearly said no but I felt bad so let her in.Would you ever let a stranger in to use your toilet/phone etc? I usually wouldn't trust a stranger unless maybe if it's the emergency services.
fuk u useless jantard
*enters thread*
>>214796617he deleted the pony picture didnt he what more do you want from him
>>214796630is this your boyfriend?
>>214796508you're a liaryou're lying on the internet to make me angry
>>214796567
>>214796630his posture in every photo looks so lifeless and mannequin-esquebizarre
>>214796600it was a covert operation, they've keeping an eye on incels like you
>>214796482sick of you foreigners coming here and bullying innocent Brit lads
>>214796686yhand u cant stop me
>>214796670leftypol, my son
This thread looks slightly less shit so I'll post in this one
>>214796732jokes on you. i stole the question from 'eddit. id never let a pig in my house.
>>214796630https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAgUYyosqVM
>>214796600If they legit looked like a cop then yeah maybe I'd let them use the loo. I'd keep an eye on them though
>Spreading sludge is incentivised because it is the cheapest disposal method. “It would cost water companies a lot to get rid of it themselves,” said an Environment Agency (EA) officer, who asked to remain anonymous. “So they’re happy to give it to farmers cheaply or for free.”>Forensic scientist and Pfas expert Dr Dave Megson said he was “amazed that this was happening”, having assumed it was only “a relatively minor practice” under strict controls.Everyones worried except the one anon who believes that farmers don't do anything
forgot to get the steak out of the fridge was going to have steak, potatoes, and saladmight just have mackerel instead
>>214796600>Just had a knock on the door from a policewoman asking to use the toiletsounds like a porn scenario
>>214795489this is bait>>214795565this incel got baited
>>214796600*pops a toothpick in my mouth*You got a warrant officer?
>>214796778oh my gosh what is pussy doing
>>214796600Yeah but I don't think people should ask.What if I had a camera in my bathroom because I recorded myself showering and shit for my voyeur themed onlyfans or whatever, now I've accidentally recorded a woman doing a pooNot sure about phone, depends on who asks I guess
>>214796878Both are the same dimwit poster so he got baited twice
>>214796781oh this is an off topic post about current events which was supposed to be posted on /pol/ right? ok haha I get it now
battle of the /brit/s
>>214796600live in a flat where they'd have 200 rooms to try before mine, so no
>>214796932hot mom
>>214796932chad
>>214796985We're winning, right lads?
>>214796781would very much appreciate having a sexual encounter with that lad's mother
>>214796932He looks like Ebin, another 4chan incel
>>214796993she'd get it>>214797046of course
We love the Pugh, don't we folks?
why's wikipedia being so gay and not putting his name on the article
>>214796781>>214797077prime hotwife material
>>214797090wiki is run by in denial redditors
>>214797081She looks like she stinks
>>214797081Overacting even in a silent webm, go away and masturbate to your imaginary girlfriend incel
the ride 'X:\ No Way Out' at Thorpe Park was predictive programming :\
>>214797081hard to watch films with her in without thinking about shagging her mouthnice bum too
>>214797081lewis is too chad, she can joke about the "ick" cause she'd jump on him in a sec. if I were sitting next to her, than the "ick" would be palpable
>>214797090https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Killing_of_Charlie_Kirk Ask them, not us. Stop being a coward all your shut-in life.
the incel proclivity to cream their pants at mid womenstrange isn't it
>>214797239literally can't because the talk page is extended protected you sputtering mong
>>214797118faxxx>>214797240vag is vag
>>214797239>This page is currently under extended confirmed protection until September 17, 2025 at 23:02 UTC.Extended confirmed protection prevents edits from all unregistered editors and registered users with fewer than 30 days tenure and 500 edits.Retard.
>>214797090
more posts by british flags in this thread than the other /brit/
Come join me on Reddit
report from leftypol HQ: they have lost control of the narrative and have now switched off the lights and are lying on the floor
>>214797090use russian wikipediaunironically far better, has all the info on it
>>214797266>>214797317Two incels crying over nothing. Cannot wait for your kind to be rounded up and experimented on. Jabbed in your eyes with syringes for the rest of your wotthless lives.
>>214797077Imagine being that guy, pretty normal with a loving family, and throwing it all away so you can spend the rest of your life rotting in prison
>s-sniff another website doing something..
>>214797425he's getting the death penalty
>>214797425Social media is driving people insane.
>>214797081the only attractive brit rose x
reddit? more like POOit lol
>>214797425he's has a grade 4.0 average too and was offered a scholarship at a university
>>214797416sorry we're not all sados like you who spent their time editing wikipedia day in and day out
Haha! Mr. Bean cracks me up.
Reddit, Wikipedia and BlueSky using free speech to say things I can't stand it!! END FREE SPEECH!!!!
>>214797476looks like a pile of dogshit
Jacky Grealish, take a bow son
>>214797525Remember when you had a full off-meds autistic meltdown about Blue Sky Adam? lol
>>214797593pep in the mud, $hitty won't finish higher than 3rd
>>214797081wish she'd pugh in my mouth
boredom wank on the cards
>Reddit, Wikipedia and BlueSky>BlueSky
reckon i could jump the grand canyon if needs be
For me it's Jenny Ryan , the chubby bird in blue on the euromillions advert and an industrial sized tub of baby oil.
grrr they not say the thing on Wikipedia and this is bad! but then they say the thing I not like on it too that's bad!!!!
>>214797691JAV or hentai?
wtfshe looks a thousand fucking years old scary how fast age happens sometimes you know
>>214797691stopped doing these when i was 18, just felt like a loser really
>>214797731the chaser?
>>214797753she honestly doesn't look any differentfreak
>>214797753same as it ever was
>>214797778oh be QUIET
two /brit/swell cheeky arent we :PP
>>214797753you tell them theresa preacher's daughter x
Poo poo poo
well well rorke looks like the shooter was a right winger after all
Epstein
>>214797753 dante in dmc 12
>>214797831Let's make it 100!
>>214797831janny is a lib(ratarian)
>>214797090innocent until proven guilty. but considering that leftypol has been vandalising the dead blokes page to justify him being murdered im surprised wiki hasnt closed down the ability to edit it.
>>214797753that's just being white really
>>214797944>innocent until proven guilty.which is odd considering they have an article for ryan routh even though he hasn't been convicted
why are there two brits you mongs
>>214797944Yep it bad they not put things on there and also bad they do put things on there Free speech is bad when I don't like it
I have mental health issues, can I get my willy out on public transport?
>>214797894almost certain the ONE quality thread that is being used in that video is the one i made at that time. i may be mistaken
the wanking men of /brit/
>>214798040Cease your arrogance
>>214797466Either way that means the rest of his life in prison>>214797468Probably yes>>214797489Big if true
>>214797971It's generally when they get charged with a crime and Tyler Robinson was only formally charged an hour ago
>>214797973I'm not posting in the early new
>>214798052the wankmen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuwp4D8KY-c
Remember if you come last in a beauty contest you can always write for the guardian. Silver linings and all that
>>214798074what even is this, the opening of a new taco bell?
the wanked biomass vs the wanking natives
>>214798074The sad part is, as you can see from their clothes, they're all fans of this supermarket (Buc-ee's) Reminds me of you lot and how you idolise Lidl and Aldi, some even go so far as to beg for discounts in return for advertising their low quality products
Accidentally watched WMBF and I’m liking it??
>>214797887Epstein? Come on, who cares about that old rubbish that's got nothing to do with us. Can't you see we need to talk about US school shootings?
>>214798074buccees. can only imagine what happens in these places restroom facilities. also, i tend to avoid crowds like this. would probably have an anxiety attack if i were thrown into the mix with this lot.funfact: the biggest one of these is in my home state (in luling, texas)luling
>>214798052umm yes
>>214797081oh aye
Omg hiiii
>>214798238Are you Irish diaspora?
>>214798238accidentally?
>>214798273
that Lucy Powell lass has got an intense case of neoliberal teeth, my word
>>214798342She'd knock you spark out
>>214797971>ryan routhi dont know who that is>>214798000not sure what you are getting at
going to become a meal prep guy
don't feel too bad considering i was up until 2am gooning off
>I imagine I'm talking about Mars bars and to trigger everyone here and bring their innermost feelings to the surface
>>214798410prep THIS*throws curry powder in your face*
>>214798410Hard to do reallyYou just can't easily cook five meals in one go. Better to find recipes that are quick to cook
morning brew makes me poo
>>214798510earthquakes aren't great for ride quality, yamada-san
doing INSANE farts
leftypol on the ropes
>>214798342she has the typical british teeth
>>214798589
>>214798410destroys your relationship with food and turns you into a robot
>relationship with foodoh my DAYS do americans really do this?
>>214798694w i n n i n g
got fat dog on
>>214798694okay but what's Charlie Veitch's take on it?
>>214798694was just wondering what two people with brain damage think of this whole think
>>214798694look at charlie pretending to be human
>>214798569Same, coffee makes me shit a lot more, but I like coffee too much to stop drinking it
>think of this whole think
>>214798644i already hate food
>>214798779https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VuMsn42JP0
>>214798694prefer this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9xWhcZufyA
>>214798694Remember when Charlie Sheen made a personal appeal to Chris Dorner because he said he liked him in his manifesto lmao
Egg shaped penis
We Lost Everything...We Had To Pay The Price...
sucking an egg
delroy lindo
>>214798622can you fuck off you are zedbulge levels of bad
>>214798975Is that Sam Hyde?
>>214798942kino actor
Has anyone reached out to Charlie Dimmock for her opinion on current events
GEEKAY VS DIGNITAS WHAT A FUCKING SERIESJOYO AND OALY POPPED OFF But EU isn't looking so strong this tournament. Vitality sent home. 2 former EU champs sent home. COME ON EUFUCK NA
PissShow haha
I Can`tbelieve it ..Pawn Stars RickIs In prisonforLife !!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFGLAVWww5cFREE RICK !!
>>214799345I can imagine what the sign is for Caught By The Fuzz
>>214799345she'd get it
>>214799345
>>214799345gwarn lass
my wife's son just said his first word
>>214799866was it "daddy"?
>>214799345>Salary: £178,000 per annumThank you licence fee payers
so, this is the old new
burger obsession with guns is super weird and creepy, it really is uncanny, looking at pics from the shooter's family and there's pics of their children holding machine guns and shit, like wtf
>this simple trick will massively improve your /brit/ experience
bello :D
Well this thread isn't as good as the other one but oh well
>>214800035sovl
Little lamb that you areNow you've wandered too farAnd you can't find your car
Getting sissy hypnotised
OH MY GODI WAS PLAYING LUCY WHEN I SHOULD'VE PLAYED GODLOOKING TO THE LEFTSHOULD'VE BEEN RIGHTONLY LUCY GONNA HOLD ME TIGHT
>>214800053rello 8)
asian children
>>214799345Need her to make retarded mumbling moans as she drops her fish flakes right across my gaping bowl
ropebunny
sucking a biltong
anyway, free lucy letby
>>214800099um
>>214800136
>>214796600I'd be checking your toilet for wiretapping mate.
>>214800142
would you have turned in your own son?
microphone check one-two
>>214800152what about her?
>>214800232
>>214800232i'd have helped them kill the fash
have got 7 children with 4 different mothers, 3 of them are also my children
in tesco car park earlier crossing the road to walk to carberg and some fat gammon sort zoomed around corner, came to a halt when he saw me, then just sat there honking his horn for about 30 seconds as if i'd just wandered out into a motorway and he wasn't the one doing 30mph around a blind corner in a car parkstopped next to me and told me to watch where i'm going, told him to fuck off and he just looked at me then zoomed off. was genuinely considering following him and doing some wogshit like smashing his car or letting air out of his tyres
>educated at the Eton College, and the University of Oxford>speaks eleven languages>his father was Chief of the Secret Intelligence Service (MI6)Something suspicious with this bloke
>>214800232Yes if he confessed to me that he did it. Don't want to be an accessory you see.
I smoke because it gives me knowledge
got the kool keith on
>>214800323word
The bergs going on holiday in several hours. I'll be in the house alone. Could be shagging if I knew any women. A house to myself. No plans. Just another week.
>>214800323spaghetti out the windowpeople acting dumb
>>214800354didnt askdont know why youd post this on the internet
>>214800301>
>>214800354just another wank :)
I smoke because it gives me peace of mind
>>214800354can do massive naked wanks in the living room though
>>214800314Don't Blame Me, Blame Society
>>214800354pop your mum's bra and knickers on and prance about
>>214800354same old same old
any osrs man in? doing corrupted gauntlet rn
>>214800354invite slags over and shag them
>>214800397just want you to know that everyone thinks you smell like shit, they just don't tell you
>>214800301know 2 lads who went to eton and there's really nothing remarkable about them or that school
>>214800354screaming just got drunker and wanked more than usual when this were me
rest now brother, we have the watch and I’ll see you in Valhalla
I hit the griddy then get busy
>>214800354Hire an escort
>>214800232Only if he puts a dress and a wig on
>>214800448if this is from a game it's from a game i dont know
contemplating a curry order
>>214800455already got a car mate
>>214800443That sounds like what you’d say if you were covering for them.Nothing to see here
>you're hiding Rorkes underneath the floorboards aren't you?
>>214800444first time it happened for me i ordered a trainer set of arse plugs from love honey and remember going on cam on a gay site and shoving them up my arse in increments while a bender on a cruise ship wanked to my exploration
What if instead of being Arnold Schwarzenegger his name was Arnold gamblingnegger and instead of saying get to the chopper he said get to the casino and go all in on red
>>214800468
>>214800472don't
>>214800496tuck your collar in you freakish cunt
>>214800496why does he look like this, i can't watch any of this guy's interviews cuz he creeps me out
>>214800519
>>214800543why does he look liek this
>>214800277
>>214800496funny reference as his wife is actually called shoshanna lel
>>214800548scruffy bugger ain't he
>>214800491one is the most boring doctor you'll ever meet but completely unremarkable otherwise, the posts on 4chan and is obsessed with chicken memes and autistic 15 year old humour and works in a bang average marketing job
it's a guessno ideait's a feeeeeeeling
might replay some cod:mw kino
dodgy lot in here, might spend the night on /britfeel/
My newly purchased first home
rorke baited by the gyaldem
>>214800433I don't know or speak to any women so that wouldn't happen that fast
just called someone a nigger in LoL and got a temp ban
AsianBig Boobs BlondesBrunettesEbonyGirls with TattoosLatinasLong HairMedium BoobsNatural BreastsRedheads
>>214800609Least tacky paki box
>>214800583
>>214800232nah>>214800448SCREAMING
on the cans (of coke) (also just the one can)
eating a crisp sandwich
>>214800627This isn’t a paki box, clearly you dont know what that means
>>214800609how the fuck does this get planning permission then?
>>214800626Cronem shopping list
>>214800660bit late for a coke for me the caffeine would keep me up. I'm having a sugar-free orange cordial
>>214800660>>214800665it's getting litty in here
love sniping games where i can larp as an elite sniper person
>>214800609that shit is actually 3 houses too monstrous
>>214800609Is that not the train station?
>>214800684caffeine makes me sleepy
on the bottle (of pepsi (i got it with my tesco meal deal that i had for dinner))
>>214800572the more you know
where would you find a woman to have sex with in the space of two days?
>>214800690fucking love sniper elite v for this kinda snipeage gets my cock hard thinking about some of my snipes
>>214800690based
>>214800609Looks like the scream mask
>>214800723nightclubs
so was the kirkiller an actual tranny antifa type or CIA or one of them accelerationist people who want to provoke a civil war
just uncrosssed my legs and got a whiff from my never regions
>>214800770He was someone who had nothing to do with british culture.
Doing a little poll me. Do you love poo?
>>214800770run of the mill crazy loser
bulbousdem engaging in heinous acts right now
>>214800784
FROOOOOG BAAASEBALLLLLLLL
*steals your sunshine*
>>214800801Eating poo = unlimited food glitch
>>214800824lol
bulbasaur engaging in pokemonious acts right now
Why is it illegal to kill the prime minister?
>>214800824lool
great innings of cricket
>>214800770groyper chud
>>214800770his family is made of rorkes actually
>>214800828the sun ain't gonna shine any mo
>>214800851not sure it is
im a skeleton
>>214800851woke
Oh yeah the fucking house backs up against the railway too. Kek
>>214796384
>>214800885spooky
fucking clowns
few more shots of vodka and I'll be posting my cock in /brit/
>>214800878thats just you
>>214800942post your balls and taint too x
DOING A MASSIVE...
>>214800609cant tell if thats a train station or not
