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On that dog penis grindset
Why is cum the way it is?
Shinji, crank that Soulja boy
good lord shut the fuck up about trannies and twitter some of you people have absolutely no life beyond these two subjects
What’s this thread about?Jews or Jeets?Maybe we can have a classic LARP thread
>>214799411Eureka was uttered by Archimedes when he discovered he could measure the relative weight of objects, using the water line in his bath, he first noticed this when he sat in his tub. He was so excited by this he jumped straight out of his bathtub and ran outside naked screaming eureka through the streets of Syracuse. He used his discovery to figure out that the king of Syracuse had been jewed out of his jewgold by the craftsmen who made his crown, the crown not being 100% gold.
Any Jews all up in here?
At the gym taking it easy
>>214799851I’m spiritually and mentally a Jew but not ethnically, religiously, or physically Jewish
Grok is so much better than Chatgpt it's unreal
Carfax has valuable information
How many chestnuts can Joey Chestnut eat?
>BANG>BANG>BANG>…>BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BA
>>214799743Niggas used to get paid to sit around and think and draw circles
A flower?
>>214799986Is it really any different from math professors?
>>214799867I’m at the gym too we’re like sisters
>>214800041I think they've leveled up to spheres at this point
Up in da club
should I nap and risk my sleep schedule or drink tea and risk my sleep schedule
I jerked off this morning
>>214800161Same
What are you guys up to today?
Dayum I'm getting off on your suffering niggas. Tell me more
Dorry funk. Flash funk. Terry Funk. Hoss Funk
today feels like summer lads, get out there and enjoy it while you can.
Sent my quarterly tax payments in the mail
>>214800250wood bury
>>214799924Carproof is better, CARFAX is abused by jeets and body shops so much it's unreal. They don't record a lot of stuff properly.
>>21480025021 Celsius here in California
Chudlie Kirk
>>214800250
what's up with the euros keeping pandering to thirdieslike they want to go far enough to try to appease em a little but theyre not willing to give up the israeli state or see a mass slaughtering of its citizensdo they just not understand the muzzies aint gonna be satisfied til israel is completely dismantled idiots
My feeling is that all of drumpf's big ideas are just shit they tried to do before but scrapped. Obviously the Space Force has been in the pipeline since we got to space. We've been trying to get Greenland since they found the minerals there. Even the tariff shit was probably pulled from the archives from like 1920.
>>214800363Best use of ai I've ever seen
Carfax is owned by S&P
>>214800338what the fuck does that meanspeak american wtf is a Celsius
>it's a debt ceiling episode
Oh no I stepped on the gaymat! I’m turning gay! Aiiiieeee noooo aaarggh!
>>214799996My own rigorous analysis of this image reveals that they are in fact a meat popsicle
>>214800250Can't post gore on a blue board
I ate all my Kipper snacks now I have nothing
>>214800493the economy is gonna go boom like a rocketshipgonna be like nothing youve ever seendamned euro jews were ripping us offgoing raahh raahh boo yay euro jews get free healthcare then they turn around and develop their drugs with american money and make most of their profits in america while charging americans like quintuple the price the day of euro jew retribution is at hand gahahahahaha
Gonna start a carfax for jeets called jeetmax
On the stair master
>>214800712Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
Niggas really be paying for a gym membership to walk
I am a member of the master race
Dropped off a probation payment in the mail
I’m part of the manlet race I should be forced to live with the pygmies
Just cooked to a tranny I blame jason
Kipper’s ass?
>>214800819>cookedCoomed
Not transphobic but trannies disgust me and I can’t watch or listen to one The voice bothers me
zoomerspeak is more cringe than boomerspeak ngl
>>214800864same, but i am phobic and i hate them for being freaks and retarded
I'm not a racist but I hate black people with all my heart
>>214800890I dont hate them I just don’t want them to be alive because they’re gross
Hate trannies especially tranny janny
>>214800864I'm not disgusted by them but I do think they're retarded and annoying
phobia is a fear so idk if hating is the same as being afraid? there's things i hate and i don't fear, and things i fear but don't hate.
I don’t hate trans people for being trans I hate them for being unpleasant
what's up
>>214800250pics like this why i need an american gf
Just went to professional athlete’s instagram and jerked off to an image of his gf
>>214801068That's a huge sign of respect to both of them
>>214801068now do it to erika kirk
I can’t be racist, I jerk off to black women
>>214801142I mean there's always the option to have a racist brain and a non-racist dick.
Valhallabros
>>214801177I only dislike black men and unattractive black women but this applies to all races
Once these money orders go through I'll have paid the fine, restitution, and court costs.
Probably the most depressed I’ve been in my entire life right now
>>214801225I'll see you in Valhalla
>>214801225Lmao why
>>214801264My HRT prescription won’t be getting refilled because of Trump
>>214801181wtf was he thinking?This guy is so incompetent.
>>214801291That sucks sis stay strong
>>214801264I feel like a woman trapped inside of a man's body
This dude using money orders bruh
>>214800716Don't come back crying when EU-China form a union.
>>214801207Then you're not racist. Congratulations.
>THIS TIME BABY I'LL BEEEE BULLLETTTPROOOOOOOOOF- ACK
Imagine getting caught because you told your discord and family about it
>>214801389are black boobs firmer?does black milk taste sweeter?
>>214801311first time hearing a shitjeet speak?
>>214801383ive been saying america should troll brics by requesting entrance into it
Chuddy Cock
My penis has been inside of a black woman so I can’t be racist
>>214801467seriously i thought this guy was intelligent but he turned out to be a total retardshows anybody can just pick up a gun and assassinate somebody as big as him
BRICS news accounts are funny because you can always tell they're run by jeets
>>214801559Why are things like that?
>>214801552All it takes is a single unhinged discord user with a gun and a little bit of shooting ability At least Luigi built his own gun
>>214801492Some boobs are softer, some are firmer. That applies to all women. >>214801511I honestly thought this guy was going to be somewhat decent.
>>214801559i still havent figured out what they do besides photo ops
>>214801514Kinda funny when you think about it. He admires Putin and Xi so much, but he's stuck with a bunch of faggot tranny loving middle aged powerless Yuropeens.
>>214801365You have to for probation payments
>>214801620Stop talking politics retard
You guys saw that indian fella getting beheaded? Wtf is happening out there?
>>214801645Yeah that was something else
I feel like I'm getting softer and meeker over timePeople saying edgy and violent shit makes me really uncomfortable and sick even when I agree with their views
>>214801645Qrd?
>I honestly thought this guy was going to be somewhat decent.
>>214801667You're maturing and realizing life is some real shit
>>214801643What's politics?
>>214801645>indian beheaded by a cubancant make this shit up kek
>>214801645I saw the head rolling down the driveway but with no context. What actually happened
>FBI Director Kash Patel ended his update Friday on the arrest of Tyler Robinson, the suspect accused in the fatal shooting of conservative influencer Charlie Kirk, with a curious message to Kirk: “Rest now, brother. We have the watch, and I’ll see you in Valhalla.”Seems a bit inappropriately lighthearted but I don't see the controversy
>>214801645Another violent illegal immigrant Trump's ICE failed to deport. They only go after law abiding citizens with VISA issues.
>>214801765Finger my asspussy
>>214801677Some guy indian guy got beheaded in a parking lot buy a cuban I think.>>214801711insane>>214801730I just saw it a few minutes ago, haven't got into the details.Apparently there's a video of the actual beheading but I don't want to see that, I just saw the head rolling down the parking lot.
Do you know anyone irl who got bogged? A girl in my high school had a hook nose, small tits, and thin lips and got them all done after she graduated. She looked good for a while, but then she got gigantic tits, gigantic lips, and buccal fat removal. She looks horrid now but she's a stripper so it's dey cultcha.
>>214801743Also he's literally a pajeet, they unironically believe in a jeet version of Valhalla and he has no understanding of Christianity
>A Dallas motel manager of Indian origin was brutally beheaded after reportedly telling a guest not to use a broken washing machine. The suspect, 37-year-old Yordanis Cobos-Martinez, committed the horrific crime in front of the victim's wife and children.Unfortunately, when you hire a bunch of tacticool fat middle aged retards as your gestapo, you don't get much accomplished besides terrorizing wetbacks at home depot.
the numbers got even lower :')
>>214801932BasedWe're getting what we voted for
>>214801705I think you're right. Thanks for this.
Why is allowing more Latinx migration the #1 priority for every Hispanic “American”
>>214801886>Do you know anyone irl who got bogged?Yes but they are just a few zoomers and an Israeli Jewess who's probably like 60 now. I don't know Persians who got bogged personally but I see them frequently. One thing that's crazy for me is the amount of zoomettes like 18-25 who already went for gigantic bolt-ons and BBLs like you alluded too, like damn hoe did you even try to grow up first?
Have you ever ran through the six with your woes?
>>214802005Cubans don't do that (except for making exceptions for more wet foot dry foot cubans). They don't seem to like other latinx either.
>>214802005you have to understand. every culture on earth that didn't experience its own rational enlightenment is still holds an animalistic, tribal ethic. they only care about "getting what's theirs" for their family and friends. they don't care about whether or not their behaviors are sustainable or if they can contribute to society at large.
>>214801932>>214801995So why was the illegal Cuban immigrant with long rep sheet including exposing himself to children and car theft, NOT deported?Why was he a lower priority than 70 year old street vendor grannies selling tamales?
>>214802054I know how that shit goes
why did a brown monkey reply to me like i would read his post and respond?
>>214802079Cuban Americans are the only Latinx people whose default position is “My home country is a shithole and must be destroyed.”
I would rather have 10 violent cubans than 1 jeet
>>214802005That's literally the opposite of the truth.Legal immigrants don't like illegal immigrants.But they also do not like being dehumanized.
>>214802153hate to break it to you but just cause trump gets into office it doesnt snap away the leftist apparatus in place not how de constitution works
>>214799890Are you ethically a jew though
>>214801492They have chocolate milk inside them.
>>214802005cause they want to control the country duhand leftists love it cause they all vote democrat
>>214802206Sure, sure, let's ignore the fact that Trump does everything for optics instead of doing a good job.Let's worship him like our God and lick his asshole clean.
>>214802204You don’t live here and you don’t interact with them Took a government class when I was in college and every single beaner wrote at least one paper on immigration, how we need to open the borders, and how it’s racist to not let millions of beaners in
Sexpestiny
>>214802224I specifically said I wasn’t ethnically religiously and physically Jewish
>>214802338I said ethically
>>214802276im never gonna vote for a demonrat euro jew no matter how much you shill for themthe republicans could run a literal donkey and i still would never vote demonrat >>214802290to be fair the whytes are like that toowhole public education system needs to be systematically dismantledtrump is a start but it needs to go so much further
>>214802309This nigga drinks, eats pork, and doesn’t fast for Ramadan….
>>214802309I wonder how many chuds are prepping to kill this nigga right now
>>214802389Asmongold declared war to leftist animals
>>214802354Ethics aren’t part of the things I just mentioned and are part of the mentally Jewish part, anonI haven’t reached perfection though, I still wouldn’t kill a person for $1
>>214802309I always thought this dude looked kind of gross
>>214802309this guy single-handedly made me absolutely detest turks
Point is. Secure borders: good.Deport illegals: good.Fake "deportation theater" where you pick roofers and fruit pickers and pretend they are MS13 soldiers: bad.Being too much of a coward to go after real MS13 soldiers: double bad.
jarvis, define "concern troll" for us
>>214802429KekAlbeit Spinoza was ethnically but not religously nor ethically a jew
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
>>214802445Ummm they won’t let us invade to get them in their home countries you foolPoint is you know nothing about beans
>>214802440I wonder what you'll think of them after reading Hemingway
>>214802477Karl Marx was ethnically a Jew but he was a ChristianHis ethics were wholly Jewish though Writing about the workers overthrowing the rich while being an unemployed sexpest leaching off his rich friend
>>214802486I'm just pointing out facts and you're finding them uncomfortable.
>>214801886No, but I know a girl who ruined her tits by putting a shitty tattoo between the (such a shame) and another girl who turned SJW and blue haired and lesbian, she was very pretty :(
They don’t kill you because you’re fascist. They call you a fascist so they can kill you
>>214802573nobody has ever called me a fascist
>>214802540Marx was not a Christian...his father was, Marx was an atheist.
>>214802552What you said wasn’t factual at all thoughLegal brown immigrants mostly support opening the flood gatesThey aren’t some bulwark against illegals
>>214802554>girl who turned SJW and blue haired and lesbian, she was very pretty :(AND FAT :(
>>214802440can't imagine how you had positive opinion of them beforehand
Turns out if gay you can just squonche your way back to hetero. Just get back good ok?
>>214802605He was raised in a Christian household
>>214802670But he was not Christian and didn't hold Christian values
>>214802670so?
Who will the rightoids kill in revenge for Kirk?
This whole thread is /pol/.
>>214802540>while being an unemployed sexpest leaching off his rich friendBased
>>214802628I mean the fact that Trump and the Border Czar make a lot of photo ops with illegals, most of these they pick up from immigration courts, i.e. they are the best behaving of the lot.But the put them in foot cuffs and pretend they are the most dangerous of criminals. Meanwhile they ignore the actually illegals who have a long rep sheet because those are harder to catch and might actually fight back.
>>214802719please be mamdanii hate him so much
>>214802723the trannitors ban us for talking about anything else
>>214802719No one cares anymore. He brough what, a few million votes to Drumpf?
>>214802719nothing will happen schizo
I always feel a little bad when I have to crush the caterpillars eating my plants
>>214802696Yeah I wasn’t correct when I said he was a Christian because he wasnt at his death I knew he was an atheist I’m not sure why I said that Maybe the Jewish need to lie is coming in >>214802707>So?Nothing It’s not that deep, I’m saying being an ethnic and ethical Jew overrides all elseMe? I’m working in the ethical Jew thingI need to value money above all
>>214802774fucking kek no way that pic is real
Almost done wagie slaving for the day and then it's pizza and beer time.
>>214802772Pepe = indogs with pedo porn and animal gore
>>214802788Ewwww I can literally read your sniveling jewyness in this post
>>214802817if that's the fox interview then it's bullshit
>>214802734Yet despite all this, border crossings are the lowest they’ve been in decadesThe photo ops and the deportation clown show is meant to make brown people afraid of coming illegally and it’s working I don’t care if you’re in immigration court and are illegal, get the fuck outThe ones committing crimes are deported when they’re caught
>>214802817lol it's real there's a video
>>214802817It's real, it's from an interviewhttps://youtu.be/s2BF-ufsoe0?si=jr72FqMeQcG9bkjC
>>214802821Is this the white master race you guys talk about
>>214802831Based, I can’t wait to be a real JewStill need to get snipped or I’ll never be a Jew physically Do you think they’ll let me in on the conspiracy or will I just be a cog in the machine? Maybe they’ll use me in a falseflag
>>214802785Get some spiders so they eat the plant eating bugs.
>>214802867
>>214802930are you mr. pendejo?
>>214802867He recently suffered a stroke.
>Is this the white master race you guys talk about
>>214802951I think he is just half deaf kek
>>214802867thats funny on a comedic level that george carlin would be proud
>>214802867I hate that this fat orange fuck does everything he can to sabotage his own parties momentum at every turn
Won a debate today
>>214802999And yet his party is the strongest they’ve been in a long fucking time
why do leftists hate ballrooms so much they keep seething about that and the tileit's weirdit's like nigga you really want to go walking around in wet grass
>>214802774>picLOL
>>214802930I am quite fond of spiders
>>214803017uh dude, not a good look right now. i'd keep your head down if i were you
>>214803034We will see in the midterms
>>214803049He needs to build a corner store so all the DC niggers can loiter outside and build a twerkroom
>>214803049How about cock and ballroom torture
I don’t really want a gf, I just want a woman who I can hold and talk to a few times a week.
>>214803034I don't think swing voters really care about Charlie Kirk
>>214801932A lot of people here illegally arrived legally and overstayed their visas.
I just implied an anon was a smug black woman. No way to recover from a slam like that.
America is more divided than the grand canyon
>>214803146Swing voters don’t exist anymore
>>214802999Only the left cares about this kind of stuff. Trumpanzees would still support him even if he was a confirmed pedophile.
>>214803049spending millions on some retarded golden ballroom while american is in the state it is in right now is pretty cringe. especially when they made such a big deal about DOGE cutting everything to save money
I'm a loud type sista
>>214803101hey youre on to something we can create the ice corner store the mexicans cant help themselves but go in and buy the 2 dollar tacos or friday wings and then when they think theyre getting a killer deal ice will swoop in to deport them we can call it the bad hombre honeypot
>>214803166is she cute? would you introduce us?
>>214803180>if
>>214803182Basically me buying paradox games while unemployed
Reactionary?No, I’m a DisagreactionaryI support the opposite of the first opinion I hear
>>214802867Kek.
>>214803193pardon? couldn’t hear you, sorry
>>214803182sorry leftoid i like the ballroom and i like the gold in the oval officesuck my balls
>>214803137Kek>>214803238Kek
how are you liking these current events ? takin em all in?
Bought spamHow am I supposed to prepare? Just slap it on a hot pan? Do I need butter or cooking spray?
>>214802867This is why he's so successful. He's already on to the next thing
>>2148031962 jarritos for $2 and they’ll be gone in weeks
>>214803299Shameful question to even need to askHow can you not figure out how to prepare spam?Do you need a recipe for frying bacon too?
>>214803299it’s super fatty so you don’t need any oil/butter
>>214803299Fry it in some olive oil or butter or both. Not high heat tho because it has a lot of sugars I presume.
Just occurred to me that Israel is now the most hated nation on Earth. Did you ever think you'd see such a thing in your lifetime?
>>214803360I'm a fucking cooking noob okayI'm trying to get better, starting with easy breakfast food and rice>>214803379>>214803382Thanks, guess I'll try both and see which I prefer
May we see eachother again in Vaholl, Charlie
>>214803382Why would spam have sugar?Do you not know what spam is? Is that even possible?
>>214803360Once my brother asked me how to fry two eggs in a pan
>>214803299It's super salty so don't use any salt else it will become literal poison.You can fry it lightly, if you use a non-stick you can even do it with no added fat, but a tiny bit of a high smoking point oil would help with a better sear. Best served with a good helping of carbs to dilute the salt levels.
Kash gf is a mossad plant and you just know he tells her everything just for a crumb of pussy
>>214803404No, I was going to go to Israel and then Covid happened, I started talks to go when things cooled down and then the war happened. God doesn't want me to go israel. I will listen.
>>214803406Don’t listen to the Bulgarian he doesn’t know what the fuck he’s talking aboutReason i said the bacon thing is it’s not too dissimilar, especially if cut thinJust treat it like any other ham out there
>>214803438With two pans obviously
>>214803049Just feels like a wasteful expenditure to me, especially when there's a lot of economic struggle right now.>>214803299Throw it out and your treat your body to something better
>>214803404Hated more than America?I doubt that
>>214803299Eat it raw out of the can with some crackers
jeets ruined the word bastard
could go for a crumb of pussy, me
The Jewnited State of Americuck
>>214803436Idk because it's processed meat, they all have sugar (dextro). I haven't had spam I might be wrong.
pfffftttrump got that bitch on the boston city council this alone is enough to get me to vote for trumpfuck them euro jew demonrat shilling https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0WbFLp0EcU
Whole body is shaky after gym
>>214803450>>214803492>>214803511Thanks bros
>>214802817>>214802774He's simply a based nihilist
>>214803299sometimes i spread it raw on a sandwich
>>214803492>Don’t listen to the Bulgarian he doesn’t know what the fuck he’s talking aboutI'm a very good cook, but I haven't had spam, I might be wrong about the sugar, I admit that.
>>214803461>19 years his junioryour theory is very compellinghe's an ugly fuck with no charisma
Went to some marketing event today for work and there were so many dolled up little fuckable marketing pr whatever bitches, some flaunting their footpussy in heels damn, I wish I could have creepshot‘d around
>>214803535Most processed meat has very little sugar thoughbeit
>>214803501Oh definitely more hated than America. Only miserable thirdies who can't live in America hate America. And the second they arrive in America they instantly love it, like everyone. America is probably one of the most beloved nations on Earth.
>his first name is actually KashCoulda been a rapper, Kash Money
>>214803628kill yourself
>>214803605I guess you guys didn’t get it over in the Soviet sphere It’s like tushonka (Russian word, not sure what it’s called in Bulgarian though) but finely ground
>>214803644It's probably short for something like Rajakash
>>214803501you're genuinely retarded and libshit brained if you think israel is less hated than americapeople still like a lot of our culture and media even if they hate our government, israel has none of that plus a worse government
>>214803628Aren't you married?
don’t test me
>>214803635It depends, the other day I bought some bacon and for the first time I didnt read the label cause I was in a hurry, I had it on the pan for 2 min and it burned almost, saw the label and it was filled it sugar. I hate those fuckers.
>>214803761test
Conservative nationalists around the world used to hate America and now they’re the ones who like us
>>214803628>footpussyFuck now I will forever remember this word and your post whenever I spot some nice feet on a lady.
Crash Patel
>>214803726What’s wrong with looking
>>214803761*sprints at u*
i love you guys so so much
>>214803689Yeah I haven't seen it in the stores, but from I presume we have other things like that, it's ground meat molded into a thing. It's like that German thing Lebrekese or something.
>>214803501America is envied not hated.Big difference.I mean, except for the guys you directly bomb.
>>214803836I wonder if all those emergency workers are racist now
>>214803779>baconWas it glazed or otherwise flavored?Honey and maple syrup are added to bacon pretty commonly
Saw a video yesterday of Luka Modric being asked what his favorite thing about being in America is. He said "I don't know really"Then they asked if he prefers Europe and he said "yes"That little fucker, I would never talk that way about any country I visit (but I prefer Europe too)
>>214803788
>>214803862hello
I want FK dead
>>214803788Che ffà ccà? Someone giving away free polenta?
>>214803501America is heavily criticized. People actively want Israel gone.
>>214803855Don't you also pay women for feet pics?
>>214803899What that nigga did?
>>214803761**kisses your testicles**
>>214803898hi. what is going on?
>>214803836This is just too bizarre At least the nigga next to the driver gets a little startled but the turbanjeet simply does not care, it’s like he doesn’t even register it. It will never cease to baffle me.>>214803929What’s wrong with supporting marginalized online sex workers
>>214803864We call that liver loaf here It’s just stewed and seasoned ham, got popular because it was cheap and exported around the world during and after WW2
>>214803858
>>214803962nothing much. how are you doing?
>>214803836
>>214803899thoughts on jason
>>214803967So you spend god knows how much on porn and your wife is ok with that?
>go over to grandmas house as a kid>come inside after playing all day, hungry as fuck>she puts down a liver loaf and Kraft singles sandwich in front of me
>>214804052its worse than that. they're trying for a kid
Legalize and regulate prostitution like in Germany, Switzerland, Austria, and Hungary
Got sent home early today because I made a joke about how any layoffs should start with the c-levels since they cost the most and just sit on their asses all day. Joke was so funny they might give me Monday off too.
>>214803885No, it was dextrose and had a bit of a brine which was very sweet. Never buying that brand again. I'm thinking of making my own bacon. I buy whole pieces of pork belly every week, might as well do it myself.
>>214803955
>>214803967>>214803967Even in jail he looks barely sentient
>>214803967Yeah everyone has noticed his dead eye expression and total lack of remorse. Probably a psychopath. He entered the country illegally 7-8 years prior, eventually they caught him but then a judge just said "oh it's cool you can stay and live here and work here even though you're here 100% illegally".Then Califags gave him a driver's license to launch an 80,000lbs metal machine down the freeway at 100mph and kill people. Luckily the victims were Haitian immigrants, not actual Americans. But it's the principle of the matter that bugs me most.
Here comes the Discord faggots again
>>214804150You have schizophrenia
>>214804080I think the baby is on the way
>>214804150Rather a discord faggot than a reddit one like you
now that the dust has settled, why did he do it
>>214804099What type of bacon was it? American or back bacon?
being a truck driver is hard
>>214804047>>214804047new
>>214804052I don’t pay for porn (anymore since I learned of simpcity and coomer) and I have only bought foot pics for 10 buxxx as a joke and made her write /cum/ on the sole
Germans are completely degenerate.Is this news to anyone?
>>214804014watching television with my guests
>>214804003
oh...
>>214804306
I'm not posting in some tranny general
>>214803923How do you know in a polentone? It's still yoo hot for polenta here
>>214803226LOL
