pinkpantheress edition
>>214820503well saggy tits
>>214820503whyy is her foot blurred
>>214820537so you don't coom
Any of you lads off to see Tommy and the boys at the march this morning?
You’re Jōmon innit?
Hey, ooh, is this illegal?
>>214820506>>214820520two /brit/ threads that will disappear into the void...
>>214820552ja
RODDY PIPER CAME IN THE MAILIT ARRIVED!
did the white person smile when this qt made eye contact with meim so stupid stupid stupid stupid
>>214819975
>>214820440Briana Smith
>>214820578mutt hand
*swims into the thread*alri
i'm losing my got damn mind!!!!
I've never used an uber or any of that muck. Is it cheaper than a private hire taxi or just the same?
Did you know that woman like men's hands
>>214820607Depends on a lot of factors
>>214820614White
>>214820578Stubby incel fingers. Embarrassing
Won't be posting my hand as I have webbed fingers
alri
must be grim being brown
>>214820668kek it a /bharat/ stock image everyone uses mateincluding this one
>>214820676*gobbles it like catwoman in Batman returns*
>>214820652just get them posted
Doing that Jared Fogle thing. Not the nonce ting the other one with the sangwich
>>214820578swarthy>>214820614brown>>214820676white
Two Tier Kier, you're out of touch and now you're out of time.
got dainty feminine hands so not posting them or you'll all laugh at me
Some guy got shot the other day. Can't remember his name. Oh well nobody cares anyway.
I might have the biggest hands in /brit/ (22 cm from palm base to middle finger tip)
india here also sir jai hind
>>214820753Leftypol killed him
I've got thin feminine hands but they're quite hairy, got hair on my fingers too
>>214820779I wouldn't worry
>>214820763just poorly measured mine with a snapped ruler and it was about 18cm
Just measured my hand (penis) it's 19cm
>>214820797we'd really need to know where the ruler snapped for this information to be of use
Just kidding my penis is 2 cm haha I'm a virgin you see
>>214820202Maybe I should have down swimming at unidid any of you lot do it?
>>214820819the first 12ish cm are intact
What do you guys do up there in your country when you need to take care of your father but he doesn't deserve?
>>214820202id like to see her breast stroke
>>214820875do it anyway becuase that's your dharma
>>214820875care home
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaRGj5Phpm0
>>214820857yeah got a PhD in Breast Strokinghaha just kidding I've never touched a boob. I can swim though.
I believe in Doja cat supremacy.
>>214820892fuck off paki
don't think I've stepped inside a pool since year 4 swimmingalso haven't been on holiday since around then
>>214820908hey i made the breast stroke joke here >>214820889 maybe get some original material?
>>214820930went for a swim for the first time since around 2007 last year and I was floundering badlyyou wouldn't think you'd struggle with it but I mean I was seriously flopping around like a fucking retard. I'd forgotten how to front crawl. The lifeguards were exchanging looks and shit so I defaulted to breast stroke, did a few lengths then made a swift exit.
Used to practice waterpolo. It made me hate the pool because my eyes would hurt so much from the chlorine after 2 hours
18.5cm from palm base to middle finger tip here. Dunno if that’s alright or not
Need Emma Watson’s bum sat on my face and farting.
>>214820941yeah I saw your post while I was waiting for mine to appear, sorry lad. Yours was first, I concede. No way for me to prove our minds independently conjured the joke under these circumstances so you may accept my concession x
blud's got a 20cm palm tree up his arse
True haha
>>214820763>>21482099316cm for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6amm5lFPTkI Rorke simply will not debate him. James O'Brien is a genius.
>>214820563>>214820503>>214820915timmy's crush
>>214821033hiii
look all I'm saying is they had some good songs
Mental how this is the best pantera song by farhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tymWpEU8wpM
>>214820503shes pretty
>>214821051hiii how big are your hands?
>>214821033um
>>214821072based gary glitter fan
>>214821052Why does the right hate free speech?
Yanks having open caskets is fucking weird man
>>214821092big enough to hold yours
>>214821119ummy
>>214821107Freedom of speech isn't the same as freedom from consequence.
>>214821052nun dey cud do
>>214821107don't think there's anything more anti-free speech than the belief that you should kill people you disagree with
>>214821133That’s exactly what it is. If there are consequences to your speech then it isn’t free.
Blimey
>>214821182No it isn't
>>214821178He just didn’t say that though did he. Grow up >>214821133Yes it does?
Sigh
>>214821186There's a very good article from the year 2000 about these nutters who deliberately have their limbs amputated if you care to give it a read. Interesting phenomenon:https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2000/12/a-new-way-to-be-mad/304671/
>>214821213Never seen a day’s work in their life.
>>214821186lol typical English media only mention Wales when it’s for something negative. Why the fuck does it matter where he grew up
yeah fair play they are very feminine hands. Tempted to say you may even be on oestrogen.
>>214821227https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c0kn5rpj7mmoYeah just read this. Got me curious. Thanks for the link.
>>214821213cute!what is your palm end to middle finger tip measurement?
dont like pantera that much they paved the way to a heap of shit music
Not sure about free speech - think this debate is rather pointless. Freedom is that which you can do for yourself, not that which you are permitted to do. That freedom of speech must be upheld by authority, and can be withdrawn at any time makes me wary of the hyperfocus on defending it.
>>214821213Ai generated hand
>>214820915You just KNOW that she's a BWC-enjoyer.
REEEEEEEEEEESPECTWALKWADDAYASAY
>>214820422Been using this godforsaken website for far too long and I never knew this. Thanks.
>>214821213would kiss that boo boo on your knuckle
>>214821278Explain this Pajeet
I am a lefty but I do think there should be a lot more of an investigation into these circles of mostly gay men buying this "Eunuch Maker"s videos, for example the doctor >>214821186 who chopped his own legs offNot normal is it
>>214821279You can shift+click to hide threads on catalog.
>>214821213um... how big is it?
>>214821240Yep. I'm an office worker, insecure that my hands are womanly.>>21482125720cm>>214821271I wish
>>214821273SMALLwc if we're talking about me. I think she'd like me anyway though I would be her pet
imagine not phoneposting it horrifies me that half of you have your big hairy sweaty arses seated at your battlestation probably with 2 or 3 monitors just to post the same dribble as me
>>214820503dont get the appeal of her shite music at all
>>214821279you can press tab, enter, tab, tab and it'll get you on the captcha then ctrl enter to submit post
>>214821308For scale
>>214821309huge!I bet you have a big cock too
>>214820607probably used to benowadays youre better off walking
>>2148213416.5" long, 5.3" girth.
>>214821133Okay so if someone says "LGBT marriage should be outlawed" and they're fired from their job because of it, then presumably you'd support them being fired, because "freedom of speech isn't the same as freedom from consequence"?
>>214821319nice giraffe neck you've got there
>>214821332He’s asking about your willy, as is >>214821257
>>214821227
>>214821319>he doesn't have a /brit/ battlestationYou're still at school aren't you kiddo?
swear yanks always talk about being sick or whatever but its really just a cold they also take medication for just about any ailment no matter how minor the rest of the planet just gets on with it innit
>>214821291fake innit
my hands look like a child's drawing of a handbig round palm with odd-lengthed spindly fingers
>>214821374>the rest of the planet just gets on with it innitloads of mongs in this country who go to the GP for a coldnot me, havent been to a GP in probably over 10 yearstheyre useless buggers anyway
BREAKING
>>214821351big and cutewould kiss your forehead softly
stopped raining for a bit but it's started up again
>>214821107Supporting murder is not free speech.
Parkrun café chat is all about Charlie Kirk and Epstein lel
comfly tucked in bedsudden urge to pee
>>214821406He didn’t. He literally just said “Charlie Kirk got shot lol”
from SOVL
>>214821409was wondering where dadberg had gone to but yeah he'll be at parkrun wont he
wanted to go into london today to do some shopping but leftypol and rorke have got fistycuffs plannedsick of it - grow up!
goth women will save the earth
>>214821392I hope you're a woman, but I am not so naive.
>>214821421to SOVL-less
>>214821433whats in london that isnt in your local
do dogs mostly pick up adult fleas which then establish themselves by laying eggs, or do they pick up eggs from long grass and other dogs which then grow into multiple adults? because dogberg was scratching his ears two days ago but I only saw the first flea last night, now another todayanyway hopefully the tablets work but w/e
>>214821419he also explicitly supports 'violent retaliation' against institutions he doesn't like
>>214820993>>214821033You see, this is why I hate my father. Why would you come to a country where you're competing with these fucking elephant trunks
>>214821052Not a fan of Charlie but imagine getting intellectually battered so badly three months later you're still seething and celebrate their death lmaoProbably got a major inferiority complex knowing he's not really meant to be at Oxford
>>214821514are you yerrow?
I have small handsPenis a little bit over 6 inchesSize 9 feet
How do you get into Oxford yet be thick enough to celebrate a murder on social media
OK guys so what can we do with this gay Stramer guy? are we gonna hang him?
>>214821528Indian
Yank politics is peak cringe
>>214821514this is a hand measurement, not penis
RIP Jay Wynne
I have size 11 feet17.5 cm palms6 inch peenus weenus
>>214821549peak cringe is doxing yourself to watch porn
>>214821411It's the middle of the day in India, Pradeep. You shouldn't be in bed.
>>214821353It's not a question of whether I'd support it or not, I would never support somebody losing their job over an opinion. It's a question on what freedom of speech means, and what it means is freedom from government punishment. Private companies can still sack you, platforms can remove you, society can shun you. These are consequences that "freedom of speech" doesn't absolve you from, which yes, I do support as this is just the social aspect of what people call free speech
>>214821549bad take, yanks arent capable of doing things that arent pure unadulterated kino
182cm250lb16.5cm willySize 12 feet
>>214821564
>>214821546Well, nobody's perfect
>>214821558it's very hot, AC is onand I'm a NEET
got kojak on
>>214821569Just wanted you to know who you're dealing with
>>214821483arket
>>214821446Is this nigga walking a goose?
I got A*AA at A-Levels 10 years ago and didn't even think to apply to Oxbridge. Fuuuuuuuuuuck. With grade inflation ABB is like a BTEC in Business Administration.
>>214821593confronting it because it owes him a tenner
>>214821550Same shit>>214821553Go home
>>214821561>I would never support somebody losing their job over an opinionAnd yet many people on X are trying to get people fired from their jobs because of their opinions about a shooting. Interesting. It seems that a lot of people (not necessarily you, but others who might largely agree with you) are very hypocritical regarding the issue of speech.
a video game will be played
Got so many funny incel stories but whenever I post them you lot call me a Billy bullshitter - whatever cunts
>>214821564odd that you used those units instead of stone and feet/inches
>>214821593you dont have a goose?
>>214821631I use lb because I am dieting and it makes me feel better when the number goes down faster. I also dont like saying 5ft11.75, ok?
>>214821631nta but zoomoids tend to use cm more now
>>214821594he has more personality in one of his locs than you do in your entire mediocre bodyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vs8PxUm6vUA
Need Emma Watson to poo while I’m shagging her.
I gotta learn how to talk with random people before is too late.
>>214821642Just another example of the encroaching woke nonsense
>>214821640just don't do it again :)
>>214821653
>>214821570
>CHARLIE KIRK SUSPECT UNDER SUICIDE WATCH IN JAIL>Tyler Robinson - the 22-year-old accused of assassinating Charlie Kirk - is now under suicide watch in a Special Housing Unit at Utah County Jailif he gets epstein'd we know for sure it was a mossad job
>wake up>realize you're not Bri'ish>happily go back to sleep
I was in macca's yesterday and a young lad didn't know how to pay with cash. Somebody said go to the till, and he was like "how do I order, do I just tell them what I want?"
>>214821615>Go homeI'm at homeyou have to go back pajeet
>>214821693yeah but you're a clogwog instead which is worst
>>214821693'This post is disrespectful of other cultures'
>>214821698I hope there's a major solar storm event or the poles get flipped or something and all the computers stop working and zoomers have to start using common sense for a bit
>>214821680the little neek destroyed his own life and is now facing years on death row getting bum raped while he waits for a lethal injectionyou don't need mossad to see why he might want to off himself
>>214821706they hate us cause they aint us>>214821710I thought you Brits called it banter
>>214821784>banterwe're nu-brits. we don't do "banter"
The opening scene of The Core where all the people with pacemakers die at once
>>214821617I just think there's a nuance to the subject that a lot of people either ignore or don't grasp. For me, I don't think losing your job is something to celebrate, but ultimately you as a worker represent that company and if they sack you for portraying that company's workers in a bad light then what can you do.Also politics is rife with hypocrisy, especially on social media. Nobody has any sort of self-awareness when they're worked up over political topics.
>>214821782No you can't just explain it with logic! There has to be a conspiracy, with jews and other evil sorts!
>>214821784shit banter + we're on here because we have shit banter
>>214821693Delete this.
reading something about Charlie Kirk’s wife been spotted twerking in an Atlanta nightclub or something like that
let my tea get cold being too consumed by my incel activities onlinehate this life of mine this worthless wretched life
on 4chan we have true freedom of speech. you can air your opinion without consequence. we have the right to offend and the right to judge.
>>214821896pop it in the 'crowave
>>214821896you've just saved yourself from a trillion microplastics
>>214821653need her and Anton Harden to do an onlyfans scene asap. I’d pay thousands for that video. Imagine what his 10 inch monster would do to her asshole
>>214821929from tea? surely not!
>>214821894thats the type of vile thing leftypol would come up with
>>214821919still can't call janny a nigger
>>214821944if you used a teabag yupp
got red blotches on my glans
currently eating 6 mr kiplings cake bars in my smelly incel room
just got hit with the overwhelming sense of dread
>>214820503it is mental how fit they are
>>214821954janny does some questionable things sometimes but at least you won't lose your job over it
>>214821926did this once and it ended up having a really potato starchy flavour to it. Like the kind of smell that gets on your hands after handling peeled potatoes, but it tasted like the smell.>>214821972I think these ones are plant based biodegradable ones
feel like something very bad has happened or is about to happen and not sure why
The Autumn coat. Get it out of storage or order a new one online.
>>214822039I've got mine out of storage. Don't worry, I gained the clue.
>>214822039blud what is that
>>214822039didn't know it was still 1955
*notices bulge*
>>214822039omds rorke
>>214822039alri nosferatu
>>214822039very cozy
>>214822039/fa/ as fuck
hate those freak mountain climbers and cave people that dont use safety stuff if they werent climbing mountains theyd be out murdering and raping people, not sure why no one picks up on their evil eenergy
He went out tiger hunting with his elephant and gunIn case of accident he always took his mum
>>214822039Wouldn't wear it myself but if you can pull it off
Mark was right about literally everything regarding Sophie and her family. They are insane.
>>214822097scorm
I dress like I'm homeless even though I have money. My light coat is all ripped and dirty and has holes and everything, though I'm gonna throw that away and maybe just wear hoodies until I get another one.
>>214822039
i'm in the business of misery
>>214822111well obviously, australians only wear swimwear
the LADS on their way down to the Tommy robinstein protest
>>214822039Rodney you plonka!
>The spent case was inscribed with, "Notices bulge OwO what's this?" a reference to furry online roleplay. Three unfired rounds were engraved with: "Hey fascist! Catch! ", the arrow symbols being a reference to the video game Helldivers II; "Oh bella ciao bella ciao bella ciao ciao ciao", a reference to the Italian antifascist song "Bella ciao"; and "If you read this, you are gay LMAO." The slogans have variously been interpreted by commentators as left-wing anti-fascist memes and catchphrases of far-right Groyper culture.the far-right, famously known for antifascist slogans
>>214822140so this is rorke
>>214822039alri hagrid
>>214822150why are you taking snaps of that man's undies
>>214822157>The slogans have variously been interpreted by commentators as left-wing anti-fascist memes and catchphrases of far-right Groyper culturewhich one does notices bulge fall under?
>>214822182far right
>>214822182I think furries are generally lefties
God it's so fun.Fills me with a childlike curiosity like I'm banging rocks together in MS paint trying to figure out how to depict the world with squares and blobs of color.
>>214822144Only coat I wear is a high-vis one at work when it's raining
>>214822157>Oh bella ciao bella ciao bella ciao ciao ciaodont think you can fit all of that on a bullet shell
>>214822219omg my pussy is so dry
>>214822157funny watching people try to tie this to some grand ideology when it's probably just some faggot discord server inside joke
>>214822237why don't women like intellectual things?Even women who are smart prefer chads over nerds
But what about EWs Bussy? Wet or not?
big shitty bunda
based and Palantirpilled
>>214822259can see some scars from multiple c-sections
um well pobody's nerfect
>>214821782This, seems to me like he was unironically groomed onlineDid this and then felt immediate regret and confessed to his dadNow he's realising the magnitude of his actions
>>214822249faggot discord users are just typical leftypol freaks, antifash lefty weirdos.not sure why people think this guy had an elaborate complex ideology he just had the same dogshit leftwing views every redditor has, which does make every lefty a potential murderer
>>214822258women in stem fields tend to date men in stem fields99.9% of people man or woman just don't give a shit about nerdy math shit
so you agree nothing will happen?
>>214822309This would make sense if that whole picking up a gun from a drop point thing was realApparently he only recently became political too
AND THE RAIN CAME DOWNDOWNDOWNDOWN
I smell bad i have no friends.
>University of Dublin rescinds James Joyce Award for Boy In The Striped Pyjamas author because he supported JK Rowling's views about trans people
cheese on toast and a diet coke for elevenses
swapping magneton for galvantulathink he's cuter and compound eyes boosts thunder's accuracy to 91% which is pretty mental
alriI'm off to play video games2 player game alone because no one likes me
So what's the latest on the dommy wobinson rally
i have a cock in the thread and it’s not even close
gonna kick right off in London today if you’re a useless incel looking for a scrap you should make your way
>>214822446Do you grill it on a buttered surface? What sort of cheese?
Can't wait for winter fishing - going to be comfy
The British state must be totally dismantled and it's operators and it's agents all punished as criminals against the British people
>>214822492>Do you grill it on a buttered surface?no>What sort of cheese?mature cheddar
brostep was much better than whatever crap they call "true dubstep"
Good morning. How many mosques have you burned today? I hope a lot of them.
starmer backing a nonce. similar situation to what undid boris
>>214822575why would i burn a mosque
Can't wait for winter fisting - going to be comfy
>I was utterly devastated to debate Nigel Farage recently in Kent and see people who identified as former Labour voters, mostly the semi and un-skilled workers we exist to serve, cheering his every word and booing the very mention of our great party. I am sure you are wincing at the thought of this so please believe me when I say it was heartbreaking to experience.
slightly early cloggy new>>214820520>>214820520>>214820520
>>214821699I meant go back to England half-baked bhenchod bitch
>>214822314don't think the side he was on even mattersthey're all weird little freaks that have spent most of their life poisoning their brains in online communities full of other weird little freaks. left or right is merely a matter of what path the algorithm felt like sending him down and what communities he happened to find
people think im a thug because im 6'3 with a broad build and bald head, in reality i've never thrown a punch
sainsburys recalled some houmous but luckly it's not the ones i usually get
shall be waiting for the non-early new
>>214822666that's luckywhy'd they recall it
>>214822677there's some chick pee in it
this country is one wog family christmas advert from a complete disaster
imagine being killed by a furryhow emasculating
>>214822677e coli
>>214822677gay lad in the factory had a monkeypox wank and some got in a batch
>>214822688We’ve already stepped over the limit, events are in motion that will see the UK descend into a battleground
No monkey has ever had to pay taxes, clocked in at 9 AM, had a zoom meeting, worried about missing a deadline, or was late on paying a bill. Monkeys don’t worry about such things, they just sit around eating nanners and scratching their bums. Despite never working a day in their life, they don’t worry about starving.
not praying at the minute, me and the big man are on bad terms but i'm sure we'll iron it out soon enough
>>214822688wonder what kind of woke christmas advert we'll get this yearI'm thinking trans
cheat day today. am i proud of myself? no. am i ashamed of myself? also no
>>214822740That's an ape
>>214822776I couldn’t say “no ape has ever payed taxes” now could I? Humans are apes.
imagine waking up as a thirdie
>>214822462Which game lad?
>>214822763https://www.youtube.com/shorts/aBZ9Ntg8pwI
currently naked on my sofawatching the steve wilkos show clips on youtubeeating pringles
>>214822810Could've used a different picture
>>214822817would be nice cos you’d have a nice blonde white girl waking up next to you
non early new>>214820506>>214820506>>214820506
I've got yellow fever
>>214822889>india flagno
this has to hit 310
did everybody move?
perfectly timed new>>214820520>>214820520>>214820520
>>214823022no, its not 310
/brit/ needs to follow the rules
i am also of this opinion
>>214822826wish this could be me but my arse is too dirty to be naked on furniture
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