Party Time at this Lad's House edition
Yanks are fucking strange, pic related
I've just died
Showing /brit/ to my GFs friends at pre-drinks subedition!
the dark underbelly of /brit/
yep its time for more YouTube garbage slop for me as well
>>214837605WELL PUT YOUR LITTLE HAND IN MINE
Yer da shagged a ladyboy on holiday
>>214837621:o
>>214837574https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiIzY-5_rK0&list=RDPiIzY-5_rK0&start_radio=1Waheey that was me
Have You Seen This Man In Your Dreams?
The man who sold the world pa pa pa pa nananana
Doing those boiling hot, heavy, humid farts that just linger in the air for like 15 minutes after you squeeze them out. Just sat here luxuriating in the smell while i watch the footy. This is living.
>>214837630what's going on with the mouse's neck?
might pump mousey
>BREAKING: Tributes pour in for legendary actor and star of Only Fools and Horses, Sir David Jason who was today found alive aged 85 at his home.
EXCLUSIVE: Mousey Spills The Beans On What REALLY Happened Between Him And Canada
>>214837605might start wearing a top hat
We at /brit/ say have a lovely evening to Sir David Jason
>>214837675That is fur
berg pushing shit off the desk onto the floor, shits herself at the noise and bolts around the room to come back and do it again 5 minutes laterwomen just won't learn
Jubilee Exclusive: Rorke vs 20 Leftypols
spend far too much time with some of you wretches
The French language was invented in England>Oldest history chronicle in French is 'Estoire des Engleis'>Oldest manuscript of 'The Song of Roland' is from Oxford and composed in the Anglo-Norman dialect>Two-thirds of all Francophone manuscripts from before 1200 AD come from EnglandHoni soit qui mal y pense
watching videostfw no gf im not going to pretend that im fully straight but dont make threats like "might pump mousey"
Employed Woman Inspired Makeup Tutorial
rawr xD
Rorke's Fit Inspo (autumn haul try on)
sex with veritasium
EPIC BACON!
Shagging mousenonce’s crusty scabbed bussy from behind and grabbing his thin hair and pulling off a chunk of his scalp
>>214837707ok>>214837731you can top then
>>214837782
>>214837782That is vomit inducing lol
>>214837671come to Rozhaje
>>214837727diev et mon droit
Got the heavy metal on
*joins the queue to mousey's anus*
Giving mousey hard rhythmic backshots and his arse cheek skin starts sloughing off and dripping down your thighs
nobody:nobody at all:Fred: "Right"
>>214837752how do i attract this type
the missus just shat away a grand on plane tickets
>>214837782feel better about yourself now ugly guy?
>>214837801Ja sam urbano dijete. Na sela ja ne mogu.
>>214837615heh monkey
CHIMPANZINI BANANANINI
post a pic of your boipussy mousey and if it's nice, tight and pink I'll fuck ya
Don't bully mousey. It's not nice
>>214837679You plonker
>>214837831sc
Tenderly making love to mousenonce in the mating press with his hands on your back and you feel the worms coming out from underneath his fingernails tickling your skin
joining team rocket with mousey and forcibly trading other people's Pokemon GO pokemon to our accounts
OK guys what has been posted here while ive been gone for you to all be acting this way toward me
I'll fuck you so hard you'll cry out for your nonexistent gf
Mousey reinventing himself as a Vtuber
I used to post celeb fap compilations on YouTube when I was 14 and they got millions of views
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtS8IMN1P1c>>214837900whygena's artwork is kinda mid
fingered Mousey in the alley behind the Oriental Cottage in Saffron Walden once
>>214837900massive increase in lgbt posting
>>214837915"are you in yet?"
horrific little whelp, me
mind when mousey pretended to live in london
>>214837942I got ecoli from there once and spent a week in hospital on a fluid iv because I couldn't stop shitting and sicking
tim still in hospital
Getting head from mousey and finding one of his teeth tangled in your pubes the morning after
falmouth nights...
Meltdown imminent.
>>214837965Aye lol
shagging mousey until he loses control of his bladder and wees euroshopper energy drink all over me
>>214837977youre ugly
Rubbing my incel creams & incel chemicals into my incel face in the hope that one day I will feel attractive enough to begin talking to women again
>>214837977LMAO
>>214838001I had to rub steroids on my foreskin to fix my phimosis (it didn't help and I just got rid of it by beating off enough)
>>214837961it's alright, la
>>214837977don't be so rough
>>214837973was it the chow mein? That always felt a bit off
Spaino had a /britfeel/ trip called SHOUTANON before he started posting here
>>214838035lmao big news
Accidentally prolapsing mousey’s bussy and he hands you a stapler saying it happens sometimes
prone boning mousey and fish hooking each of his cheeks while he shreiks out in glee from my BWC
>>214838023Nice mate happy you got to keep it, not a given in yankland eh? I think I had phismosis, the first time I pulled back my foreskin fully I was around 12 and the entire glans was coated in thick creamy smegma, and the rim of the glans was connected to the foreskin by a small membrane - as in, there was no mushroom-like rim. I peeled the membrane off slowly and agonising, and within it there was further smegma build up. I've always had a tighter foreskin, but years of cooming has stretched it out nicely.
horse
>>214838063Um!! xx CUTE!!
Dua Lipa professes her loyalty to the Perthshire St Johnstone
>>214838052"I'll have what he's having!"
>>214838023mine just eventually came off as a teen because I kept pulling it every day to loosen it. the stench and smegma that was under that thing during my youth, jesus christ no woman would have ever touched me
watching australian western film "the proposition"
Getting throated by mousenonce and his tapeworm comes up and sounds your urethra at the same time
facefucking Mousey until he starts vomiting instant ramen
>>214838087Opening this picture made my stomach drop - I wish I could marry her
I got my rocks off without cumming by the way thats how lonely I am
>>214838087ooooft
>>214838087No she didn't because she professed her loyalty to my cock last week.
nobody ever mentions the half-a-million chinese immigrants in this countrythey say they're having a chow mein on a saturday night, but nothing else gets saidwhy is that? why are they never mentioned?
>>214838089good post!
Looking out my window at some local kids hassling and winding up mousey as he picks through the wee ashtrays on top of rubbish bins
>>214838092having it extend into adulthood should be a red flag that the person is an asexual weirdo
>>214838087She has no right to be this fucking fit ffs
corr yes albanian trampy slag with a fridge body. lovely
>>214838107>>214838114>>214838121>>214838134Sorry lads but she fucking hates Dundee
>>214838124maybe they mostly behave themselves
>>214838135Show us your crush then
>>214838135not into tanned/olive/med women at all but she is peng beyond beliefimagine how much anglo seed she's had inside her too
got word that the weather's gone woke
>>214838164you heard right
>>214838133are you sure? I didn't even know you weren't supposed to have it. my older brother told me how to get rid of it
>>214838087pity that as /brit/ is a jambos general
>>214838133I've got it but I'm not asexualJust don't think mine can be cured by wanking
>>214838186looks like she smells of cheap perfume, fags and kfc
eating some toast
Seen a lady in a rangers shirt pegging a lad in a Celtic top earlier
>>214838186Good win against your big brothers the day
Those were some funny posts back there
Does Deano attend the Rorke protests or does he pretend to disagree with it to appear righteous
I saw like 7 blondes in one space today it is atually pretty insane. they really love icecream at 7PM
>>214838204get steroids
For me, it's the 2004/05 Gretna team spearheaded by Kenny 'The Good Doctor' Deuchar
why do I have to leave around demon nigger beastfolk? like, shouldn't I just be allowed by law to rape and kill them?maddening
>>214838186We've already established this. It's a Celtic general
>>214838221at THIS hour??!
listening to gybe and crying
Saw Karl Pilkington at the protests today
>>214838266Aha, not a chance taig
>>214838268ive eaten the toastit was yummy
These are really peng
>>214838247baffles me that there are those ice cream restaurants. who goes out just to have ice cream? i hate normies
Cadada
That new chapel rowan song is quite catchy and beautiful tbf
>>214838293what is it lemonade and vodka? corr peng
Chris Bart-Williams memorial sex arse
>>214838299lots f peopleits an easy date for chill evenings
>>214838299how can you get worked up over ice cream you miserable bastard
>>214838299I dont even know if they go far as that. just plastic cups maybe
>>214838317noooooooo. it's JAPANESE lemonade and vodka. that makes better
>>214838266truke
>>214838299had one of those pineapple drink things in Malta. it was filled with long Island iced tea, fucking grouse lad
Actually sort of grim that people can get to their twenties without a GP or paediatrician looking at their ingrown willy and telling them it's not healthy to have it like that
>>214838343probably does
>>214838343>Made in Surrey
>>214838333bing chillin
>>214838293Filtered through fish guts :-) Enjoy your crab juice
>>214838293ah yes, Salaryman's Ruin
>>214838355OK Australia .-.o.o
>>214838355>ingrown willythat's a fanny
if I can't get a gf, then I might as well just become a rapist then
sucking a heiny
>>214838383um x
>>214838383
>>214838355become a willy doctor then
>>214838383Or or you know keep trying? I'm sure it will work out eventually
>>214838383This is why we need the online safety act
おぉーレモネードジャパンレモン
>>214838383please dont rape people Australia
Bizarro Aussie humour
>>214838408Alri rōku.
>>214838401I haven't tried at all
>>214838383become the gf
HAIRY JAPANESE BASTARDS
>>214838441jew moment
>when the dog works in healthcare *cums*
>>214838426gave me a nice (you)
>>214838299lots of religious people don't drink and the religious populations is growing which is why we have ice cream/dessert/hookah restaurants popping up everywhere
Last month's house valuation was 180k. What will the next valuation be in 2 days time?
Pre-drinking before the Last Night of the Proms Doing it for you Deegsy *lifts an IPA to the sky*
>>214838460that was me, you're welcome :)
>>214838461>hookahjust kill me now
>>214838467tuppence
reckon this is me sorted for life then, runt job, rented room, sucking cans, with the boys on /brit/, suicide looming
>>214838448how is that jewish
Off to smoke a fag
Dua Lipa’s Musky Tuppence
>>214838448sent that jew freak flying
>>214838478you don't have them in your country?
>>214838491Subversive, innit
>>214838399Reckon if I had became a doctor I would of become one that looks at williesMaybe even one of them gay clinic ones
so what was last hour about brit
>>214838474sad what happened to him. he loved last night of the prims.
>>214838483look on the bright side. you could have been born some vile little jew freak or a nigger beast starving on the plains of AIDSfrica
>>214838540gchq bot onamadone
>>214838477
right aussie this is getting out of order
Have a look.
Fuck sake, steady on Bruce
Bang out of order mate
>>214838554which one? there's two of us posting
should get the wank out of the way
Actually quite a good looking bloke me
I never said it to him but I loved Diego's posts and thought he was extremely witty and intelligent
>>214838594alri sloth from goonies
>>214838594Same. Just too mentally ill to bother
My face is covered in acne from stress
Anne Hathaway's delicate tuppence
blackification
>>214838617my hair is turning white from stress
sick of my dogshit odious little evil incel life posted up in my smelly little evil incel lair
>>214838610I like calling the toilfu the mum from Goonies. Makes her laugh.
>>214838594>>214838615same
well i don't like the way the countrys ran don't you know
>>214838594I look like a perfect mix of that attractive/ugly e-fit that's been spammed the last few days, so I know I'm average
got 20 lichess puzzle streak
>>214838652same
would you let me rape you if i asked?i guess what i'm asking is, if i asked, would you let me rape you up the arse?
Ant Middleton travel sized sex arse
>>214838628catwoman sexo
>>214838628
>>214838677okay rape you later
>>214838677my clacker costs a fair quid m8
alri
>>214838703would you let me rape you though?>>214838707would you though?
got to get my Pokemon Go battle league PvP games done
James Alexandrou sex arse
>>214838677that's illogical. it cannot be done
>>214838713bottom?
>>214838717can you still get pikachu by walking like 5 miles when it asks you to pick a pokemon
>>214838733it can if you will let me?
>>214838713Fancy a bum?
>>214838739you're thinking of rik mayall
>>214838733It's called CNC
>that's illogical. it cannot be done
>>214838747think so
>>214838713alri who posted a pic of my face?
>>150355871Haha
>>214838714Maybe of you got me a few drinks and spiked me
>>214838713hey nic :P
>>214838764would you let me have non-consensual sex with you?
>>214838764illegal in britain along with choking porn as of july 2025
>>214837844wtf you’re really a crnagorac
>>214838768I look like this. Never stood a chance did I.
>>214838752if i let you, it wouldn't be rape>>214838764giving the paradox a name doesn't make it any more possible
and if the bonnie blue bang buscrashes into ussss
Why doesn't Scotland have any interesting churches? Or at least, none other than St Magnus in Orkney? I like visiting churches and thought Scotland would have some kino examples of mediaeval ones, but they all look bland and boring and devoid of any artistic or architectural worth.At least they have hills, I suppose
>>214838807scrom
>>214838790have you heard of the rape satisfaction problem
>>214838790>let me have*consent to
>>214838807sc
>>214838594height? positive canthal tilt? high hyoid? hollow cheeks? chest breadth? full maxilla?
Joe Le Fake Taxi
raped by night,oh what a fright,given to me by the rapist, he gaped me, i gave in,i got it, he got me,in and out, in and out,like a burger joint,double meat
>>214838790only if you respect that I can withdraw my consent to non-consensual sex at any time
>>214838819do you like st giles in edinburgh
I feel like I've lost the ability to concentrate I want it back
There's been a rape up there!
>>214838840Alri Baudelaire
where are the yanks?
>>214838859Get. Their. Attention.
Officer, pleaee help me, I've been graped!
>>214838803Yes I am.
>>214838852Not really, no.
hate how just when you think you're on top of things and your life is about to get back on track some other bollocks comes along and messes everything up
>>214838881yankin'
whats with all the rape jokes
>>214838805sucks to be you haha
>>214838904whats happened mate?
>>214838900Why not
>>214838920been grangled
>height192cm>positive canthal tiltyes>high hyoidyes>hollow cheeksdon't know>chest breadth30cm>full maxilladon't know
Rapelad got ten years
SURPRISE BUTT SECKS :D
>>214838920wouldn't you like to know you nosy bugger
>>214838932was someone literally raping someone and then posting about it on 4chan
>>214838920got called a racist in greggs
I do have a succulent arse tbf it's a shame I'm not gay
>>214838937*enjoys it*
new glasses
>>214838932they brought back the death sentence for the grangler
got called a rapist in legs
>>214838920arse fell out
What do you think about this, Rorkeypops? Choco patriots are in control.
Hi, Tom Hardy here AMA
My dramas are almost all toil-related and are so specific to my role and organisation that if I went into any level of detail about them it would be doxxable
>>214838974mad to think her boyfriend killed charlie kirk
>>214838978bet he thought he'd just get a mild grangling
>>214838974she needs a shave
got raped in gails
>>214838974Mentally Retarded Female
>>214838988Why are you gay?
>>214838974that forehead's going supernova
>>214838988why are you so short?
>>214838974Ned Schneebly
>>214838974looks like a tranny
>>214838988Hi Tom how's it evening x
>>214838988tom hardly more like haha
ruby grangler labubu
Getting my Nobel peace prize to bash your head in
>new glasses
kick them out again
>>214838988>>214838677
that's her son in the corner
>>214839060
just made a post on /vp/go on see if you can find it
Get the film posters up on your wall
>>214839060poo chumbler
>>214839093could tell anyway from them both being purple
Wish I were a pikeman or a longbowman or even a musketeer
>Actually quite a good looking bloke me
Where should I take a girl friend in September
>>214839134my favourite film :)
>>214839181The dog park. Make her want to get a dog.
>>214839181my housethen you can leave her there thanks
>>214839172haha got a pic of me standing next to that
NEW>>214839208>>214839208>>214839208
>>214839097i can't see it
>>214839134Ahh yes, the classic DeNiro / Scorsese Trilogy of Raging Bull, Taxi Driver and Notting Hill
>>214839198
mallardlad has to be a troll because there's no way someone could be so retarded as to block out their face and not notice their reflection right next to it
why does the king do nothing?i dont get it
>>214839703Isn't allowed is he
