Oasis are shite edition
Oasis < Blur
>oasisNever heard of them babes xx
This works outside of America too!
>>214847007you are an odious little worm and must be squished
Evening team. Going bed soon.
>>214847048ohnononoSEA bros got no cocky
>>214847063kill yourself you freak
im bed.>>214847063
>>214847049such a vindictive person.
so full of hate
>>214847048Genuinely had a crayfish draw blood onceI have a tender girly hands doe
>>214847078>>214847095FOMYEG
>>214847028>all cellphone numbers are actually email addresses
Communism. Debt Jubilee. Parliment Replaced with Athennian Demcoracy. 2nd Amendment. Yugoslavian Militia not Police. The state directing the commnading heights of industry. Labour Vouchers. This is my politics.
doesnt work when you take every chance you get to be mean to me. im not the evil one
>>214847139FOMYEG
anyone else staying up for the boxing?
>>214847127For me it's destroy everything that exists
mad how I completely forgot HTML exists when I used to be a web developer :\
not giving you something else to post at enjoy your shitty thread full of politics that you love to post about. enjoy your misery (you retard)
>>214847156sounds par the course
>>214847028imagine the fella that wrote this has an IQ of about 95
>>214846997>>214847011YOU STINK LG X
>>214847171Make sure to report the posts extra hard you pathetic wannabe janny
>>214847153alri Ladytron>>214847171FOMYEG
>>214847127i see you're off the natsoc train again lad
>>214847028glowie or mongoloid i wonder
Gobbling up all of Emma Watson’s sexy lady poos.
>yank in /brit/
>>214847183>>214847204only way to find out is to challenge him i guess
Used to think /brit/ had boxing matches after Christmas and hence they called it Boxing Day
>>214847139You're a wonderful person Mousey and I appreciate your kindness and friendship
>>214847224It’s the day you box up all the crap you’ve been given so you can drop it all off at the thrift store.
>>214847224they used to call it paki bashing, reckon you'd like it
No one cares mate we all know what oasis is. >>214846431>>214846431>>214846431
this is already a more populated list than they have for African inventions
>>214847214>poo willy bumbum or some such
nth for the holodem
>>214847293personality vacuum: the poster
>>214846997Dogshit music
>>214847316be gone satan
sucking the energy out of the room/thread like a big vacuum SUUUUUUUCK whereever he go
>>214847028>Grindr and get invited to all bug chaser parties?Are all right wingers this stupid? Bug chaser parties are not a thing
>>214847334yes they are? retard? and its still less harmful than it going underground
bums against the wall lads, there's a nonce about >>214847334
>>214847308we were just talking about how much we'd like to smash your face into a bloody pulp
>>214847345>They areShow me proof of them happening on the regular. Do you also believe in donkey shows?
>>214847359>bums against the wall ladsOnce got my willy groped by a battyman that way.
>>214847371no you weren't, runt freak
I walked Bob Dylan on stageWHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!
>>214847409>runt freakblud you're the one obsessed over which vtubers are christian or not
>>214847391preferable to the alternative
alri
>>214847428blud chatting hyperbole like the right vs left tweet for tats on x
>>214847448fuck off yank
https://www.zombietime.com/up_your_alley_2008/part_1_full/index.php>am actchewally show me the peer reviewed studies on the bugchasing partiesyour life will be one long series of medical compromises, Hector
>>214847469he's got you there tbf
>>214847474no one clicking dat shit
You’re flat. No talent piece of shitI’ve earned my right to say it
>>214847474fine i will click it!
>>214847474please post a screenshot of this page
>>214847499>FlatI got huge knockers luv
>>214847489i clicked it over a hundred times
>>214847474speaking of viruses
>>214847510youre a gay man that wears nappies
>3AMthe cronem are activating x
>>214847489it's ok it's only some old photos of you>>214847505it's rather long
>>214847537fun factUkrainian women are safer in India
>>214847548woylsnt know cause no ones clicking it kek
shouldn't have had all that caffeine should ibloody nutter aren't i
>>214847537heathertimmy's eyes bulginghis jungle fever itching
>wank>wanking is fun>cum>wish I was deadkek why does this always happen? dopamine dump or some shit?
>>214847558sir bros are so powerful.......
>>214847537Why did she even choose the US. Some people dig their own graves
>>214847483nope, it's hyperbole. the religion of the streamers I watch matters little, but I'm noticer
okay right i'm done
>>214847531You got me twisted
My wee cousin has autism. Since he was a kid. He has friends and is able to function normally. He is 18. But when he talks he flaps his hands like a retard and stims. He speaks in a monotone voice and is unable to act like a normal adult unless he is pissed (which he enjoys)He is very intelligent and able to talk at length about things he is interested about. Tonight for instance he gave me a full 20 minute run down on the situation on Nepal (while drunk) without tripping over himself or getting emotional or vindicativeWhat /brit/ should I do with him? His mum, my aunt, thinks I should look after him. I love him but don’t know what to do. I’m only early 20s myself.
>>214846997>In school >Used to read stuff on trains >Watch history videos >Read berserk and vagabond >Also got into working out senior year Did you know I was very autistic and for some reason I always believed everyone hated me when in reality no one really has a opinion besides weirdo kid
>>214847596how the fuck is this not paedo-bait
>>214847558think it usually goes more like thishttps://x.com/Slatzism/status/176390879807074673>>214847560wrong again retard >>214847501
>>214847635some of her fans call themselves "pebblephiles"
Wild how when I got bigger and more muscular people started to just not to be mean to me and I stated to feel more free to be a sperg
>>214847654this is you-know-who but i think he's at least 30 >.<
mental how shite the youth culture is these dayssabrina capreter honestly looks the same as half the birds i’ve kissed in motherwell and sings at the same ability anglo civilisational winter
>>214847654:p
spepping rn
The real mousey hasn’t posted here in years :/
>>214847676>looks the same as half the birds i’ve kissed in motherwelloutrageous lie
>>214847625why would he be your responsibility? i have an autistic family member who is similar, they can take care of themselves but they sometimes need to have someone hold their hand while they develop the appropriate routines and structures
de BOMB BLAST
>>214847684sexo
>sabrina capreter
Cat
>>214847448*crickets*
>>214847635she's the chuuni brat of holoEN and speaks like kid, but no kayfabe biboo is an assertive, bit bossy and extraverted woman. I'm surprised she isn't the leader of her group advent. the latter side of her personality slips through in group collabs
what the fuck is thiswhy did this start happening when i refreshed the pagewhy the fuck would anyone want to view the site like this
mental how badly someone can cope with hate and continue doing things they should just quit
>>214847881You need sectioned mate
>>214847884shift T
>>214847884Check your settings. Its something something 'indent' that you need to untick
FOMYEG
>>214847884Ghetto
>>214847906cracked itidiotic fucking keybind
poo fart poo POOOOOOOOO
>>214847898no u, then the bossy vtuber won't bother you no more
might make tuna sandwich
>>214847976
britain first
ukraine? meme country with hardly any identityany slav that doesn't have a hateboner for russia will tell you this.
SEX PORN
>>214847802Sent that freak FLYING
>>214848068what does that have to do with the price of fish
USA? meme country with hardly any identityany anglo that doesn't have a hateboner for mexico will tell you this.
>>214847986Hope your cat steals it and you destroy the kitchen chasing after it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMWzZGLoh9I&list=OLAK5uy_kJtFNnh8igagazV50bdFGTPZI9OT94Qs4
>>214848130funny post too bad it isn't accurate
*stares at /brit/*
poo
>>214848130>poztralia
My brother moves to australia next weekAnd do you know what i fucking fully commend himAustralia is literally a tropical outpost of the Anglo-Gaelic race and is the future of our people. Aussies are shaggers and based and cool. I want to move to Australia My brother moves to Melbourne next week. We had an Aussie themed party for him tonight.
>>214848262
>>214848200*stares back at (You)*
>>214848316has she sucked enough dick to retire yet?
>>214848316omg it's mug girl
watching yanks lose their mind over this chaps death pack of retards
>>214848375yeah it's really weird isnt it
>>214848330going by her crib, probably
Scotchlad here. Thank God for the scotch. Sweet sweet scotch
>>214848349'kin hell
The Online Safety Act... It looms.
>>214848364arr soogs x
pre-emptive strike carried out on catbergtuna sandwich acquired
>>214848349need her to reel me in yee-haw
remember those couple days when we thought /brit/ was going to go away forever and nothing actually happened
>>214848523lolswe even had a final edition and everythingand then nothing happened at all!!!
>>214846997Mine's Champagne Supernova btw
>>214848523
>>214847048that really doesn't look like a fun place
*crickets*
>>214848543CAUGHT BENEATH THE LANDSLIIIIIIDE
bunch of bullshit artists you lot
weed
going on a holiday tomorrow, bet the WiFi blocks 4chan
>>214848738do white people not use mobile data for emergencies?
>>214848403it's never getting repealed, is it?i bet it's gonna be conservative 2029 victory and they're gonna uphold it because they're also evil and retarded (and the ones who passed it in the bloody first place)
>>214847028Look, I don't like leftists but this is fucking cringe. Life is short- don't waste it on politics. Politics will never make you happy.
>>214848746I don't have a mobile data plan at the moment.
>>214848738i think you can just switch the dns you use to open dns or whatever to bypass that
>>214848768>Life is shortactually, it's the longest thing you'll ever experience
>>214847028what an absolute no-life bellend to be doing crap like that
Just got a teddy bear in the postMust be from a secret admirer
>>214848801nah that'd be my cock mate
Setting my age range on tinder to 18-21
Leftypol only finding out about it when they're called as a witness to Rorke's wire fraud trial
>>214848819would you prefer if it was a man or a woman who sent you it
cor
cockmate sandwich
any of you lads want a pringle
>>214848801true that
>>214848858absolute nonce
look at him gowahey
>>214848893kiwi anon is 2 years old
>>214848889nah, i think i wouldn't be able to stop at just one.
>>214848908right well get yourself down to pringlers anonymous mate
>>214848906arrest the women then, absolute paedophiles
>>214848905so this is edrone
>>214848889*grabs the tube and scurries through a hole into the wall*
>>214848924nah, they're weirdly religious
Walking around town with no knickers on. Absolute slag me
>>214848935i'm not being apart of any of your weird sexual roleplays mate
>>214848926justice has been served.
>>214848262>Aussies are shaggers and based and coolyeah but time will tell if he can adapt to the new environmenthe's not an aussie yet
>>214848965come on you know you want to *lures you into my lair with the pringles tube*
Need Emma Watson to poo in my stew and pee in my tea.
weird how contradictory russia isarguably the 3rd most powerful country in the world with most of the people living like peasants and making pennies for a wage
remember that aussie lad that ate a slug because someone dared him and then became a tetriplegic for years and years and then he diedwonder what his friend who dared him is up to
>>214846997for me is Stay Young
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrvvtk8XPSY&list=RDyrvvtk8XPSY&start_radio=1
To top it all off, gingerpedo has dogshit taste in music.
>>214849045successful and having sex
>>214849105
>>214849105https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5o47kLkqXLU
any of you lads bellends like me?
>>214849098go on then, post a GOOD song. ill wait
>>214849144aha x
>>214849146nah mate im a horrible malodourous slug
>>214849098>>214849148ill starthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7N8uBBi66fY
Americans are SCUMchange my mind
>>214849148https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgyVjc88vhA
accidentally bradleyposted outside of /brit/
>>214849252link to post?
>>214849146I'm more of a cunt than a bellend
>>214849105latex has to be the most godawful fetish there is
>>214849208ummm....err.... uhhhh.... hmmm, well, .....uhh. hmmph. ummm
>>214849252That's ok, I once posted about sniffing Emma Watson's farts in the /metal/ general on /mu/.
>>214849261already deleted in shame
>>214849208agree honestly
>>214849275how so?
right well it's fucking freezing what's that all about then
Sliced my thumb on Friday and refuses to heal, bleeding constantly. Called 111, they were no help. Guess this is where I perish
https://x.com/arisroussinos/status/1966070319401046338>Why is there such strong overlap between people exulting in political violence and people who would be too anxious to make a phone call?leftypol mate, he's done you
>>214849371Ever heard of a fucking bandage?
>>214849236i listened to it. actual tune:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2T_RtzdgLY&list=OLAK5uy_lOUsIVuhP0jduvJ7Roco83ucfAMCOco4w&index=5
>>214849371diabetes
who /porridge/ here
>>214849275don't think you'd say that if you saw the tabs i had open right now haha
>>214849410(You)
>>214849410cornflakes for me. never liked any other cereal
>>214849383Not working. Blood just pools and becomes intolerably painful in it until Finally have to cut it off and start over. Have tried plasters and duct tape and a bandage / gauze and medical tape without success
>>214849410the show or the food?
Finally started my gardenStarted with camellia bushes and have just planted a Japanese maple next to my crepe myrtle
>>2148493441. high prevalence of furries (an overlap with a higher ratio than feet, vore, macrophilia, sandy cheeks cock vore)2. it's probably shedding microplastics like hell, that's how you get idiocracy3. usually only comes in black (guess what that incurs, psychologically)4. Masochist is the only good song on DJ Sound Gold by Pendulum and I fucking hate that DJ because he yaps thru out the entire fucking track5. only specular reflections on her suit is fucking ugly and reminds me of the phong reflection model which is just... wrong... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phong_reflection_model6. like, imagine if everyone wore latex and your staring at your mates butt right, and you see in your reflection the oppossing force who wants to kill u and they lose the jump on you. how much would that suck for those guys right, all that stealth training, wasted. you fucking assholes7. there's spots on my monitor that make it look like she has moles, gross8. she's got tattoos which means she's probably into something gross>>214849413I hope someone kicks you in the shins
Right well when's the Sun coming back it's been bloody ages now
>>214849449touch grass
>>214849452https://www.timeanddate.com/astronomy/uk
>>214849466I would but I'm covered in latex
>>214849366>points at calendar showing that's its now September
>>214849410*raises spork*
>>214849449reckon i deserve much more than that haha
>>214849449
>>214849438won't they just die over winter?
>>214849452April I reckon
oh noI greentexted when I meant to actionpost
>>214849501>winter>florida
>oh no>I greentexted when I meant to actionpost
i’ve honestly lost my tv remote in my room and think satans fuckin dissapeared itapparently because were not top dogs these days means we are immune to trickery from lucifer i say nonsense. these isles are under the biggest satanic attack since caligulas invasion
>>214849428might as well just lie down and await the sweet embrace of death then
mad how we're just supposed to accept that the sun rises at 6:40am now
>>214849529That's the plan
>>214849525only through an accident of taxonomy is your massive fucking country classified as an island
know since thendo not diversify yourself into surrender like universalismnor paranoid suicide father athurian-saxon ascended christic calm warrior gentleman world conquering energy we are the romans of the western world
Im just the afterbirth
>>214849449>1. high prevalence of furriessimply dont think thats true, especially not at a higher ratio than those others you mentioned>2. it's probably shedding microplastics like hellwrong, its not plastic and is specially formulated for skin contact>3. usually only comes in blackwrong, its just a cliche colour because of the cultural associationsdidnt read the rest, you seem deranged
wheat I'm off to bread goodwhite
>>214849522howdy from texas
Look upon the image of our blessed islands Release this is your calling We are the chosenThe master race. From these island does all global culture springBe the cultured gentleman. Stand true. For knowledge and for God. We do not lose ourselves in the throes of liberalism of American kitcsh. God gave us master race status for a reason. Live up to it. O, Briton.
>>214849563>cultural associationsI rest my case
>>214849563him done
Need Emma Watson's to use me as a toilet.
>go on porn site>get reminded you need a porn license>open vpn>teleport to Greece>wank freely
Right well it's 9 degrees in September, what's that all about then?
>The perfect man doesn't exi-
I am simply here tonight
just woke up
Scrap the pensions. Give all the money to boat migrants, who are going to rape and murder children, to live in 5 star hotels. This is what you spent your entire lives working for.AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>214849822morning
>>214849823Lads I think we have the actual Joker in our midst.......
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgPJycJ6Img&list=OLAK5uy_lOUsIVuhP0jduvJ7Roco83ucfAMCOco4w&index=8
>>214849807I'm andrepeople don't understand :\
dread to think what ill be like at 40-50+ years old will i just be be a boring cunt or will i be a freak doing things 20 year olds do
>>214849800pretty normal for this time of year
>>214849828alri
>>214849822hi there mate mroning how it foing?
Amazing how changing my age range in Tinder gives me 10x more matches. Too bad I have no interest in women over 24.
NEED a big tiddy goth gf
>>21484980736, he says
>>214849843you working on sunday? or just woke up naturallynot slept yet myself
for me it's the magic piehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F_T4U_CMWQ
>>214849865ktimmight go to bed soon or just stay up i guess
>>214849865no toil for me on sundays I just woke up naturally. 6 hours sleep, not ideal but may as well get up and carpe the diem
>>214849846yeah that really is a shame isn't ithahahahaha
>>214849879https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyMU8O2B2Vs#t=6s
>>214849879im swinging my sleep schedule back to sociable hours inch by inch. slept 12-8pm yesterday. will hopefully stay up and sleep from 4-12 today
>>214849897ouch
>>214849999
Here's a hypothetical: You have a beautiful wife and are in love living together. One day you and your wife are getting ready to go out but you notice she left a huge floater in the toilet, you scold her for it and she apologizes and says she's be up to flush it in a minute, ultimately a nothingburger fight that you both think nothing of in the moment but it's important set up. As you two leave the house together you get into a car crash in which she dies and leaves you injured and in the hospital for a few weeks and in those weeks her funeral happens and you attend it healed up enough to go. Now your out of the hospital and headed back to your home and notice that the turd she left on that day is still there do you choose to flush immediately or become sentimental and decide not to flush so you can hold on to that last piece of her?
>>214849966cor let's fucking go mate
Oh the normgroids were drooling over some boxing match that's why you're all still here
>>214850083I'm a NEET just listening to music and drinking a fuckload and chilling out, I don't give a shit about boxing
>The Kinsey reports of 1948 and 1953 estimated the percentage of people in the general population of the United States who had at least one sexual interaction with animals as 8% for males and 5.1% for females
>>214850070um
i would like to apologize on behalf of that other leaf poster
To avoid complacency, consistently strive for growth by setting meaningful goals, continuously learning and adapting, challenging yourself to step outside your comfort zone, seeking feedback, and surrounding yourself with people who will be honest about your performance. Complacency, or self-satisfaction with your current situation, can lead to stunting your progress and taking things for granted, so maintaining a mindset of improvement is key..
>>214850133
oh fucking hell the sun's finally starting to rise
>>214850133why were they doing reports on how much of the population were shagging animals
>>214849438>>214849501 Your death, near now, is of an easy sort.So slow a fading out brings no real pain.Breath growing shortIs just uncomfortable. You feel the drainOf energy, but thought and sight remain:Enhanced, in fact. When did you ever seeSo much sweet beauty as when fine rain fallsOn that small treeAnd saturates your brick back garden walls,So many Amber Rooms and mirror halls?Ever more lavish as the dusk descendsThis glistening illuminates the air.It never ends.Whenever the rain comes it will be there,Beyond my time, but now I take my share.My daughter’s choice, the maple tree is new.Come autumn and its leaves will turn to flame.What I must doIs live to see that. That will end the gameFor me, though life continues all the same:Filling the double doors to bathe my eyes,A final flood of colours will live onAs my mind dies,Burned by my vision of a world that shoneSo brightly at the last, and then was gone.
>>214850145sorry I thought it was a good hypothetical but I did get the idea from a family guy clip so maybe I shouldn't post my thoughts as they form
>>214850133self selection biassamples werent randomly selected
>>214850201Its loom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aj0pbIJ0aL4&list=RDaj0pbIJ0aL4&start_radio=1
early new>>214850230>>214850230
>>214850145hope you can do so for all the others, too
>>214849593Hope an ice shelf melts and finally rinses the planet of those septic isles
>>214850199no i'm just being grouchy. i appreciate all poo posts even high effort ones
>>214850257yes i sincerely apologize on behalf of all leaf posters, just not the ones on vpn though
>>214849952GoodMore dead child murderers pls
