latex edish
oof madone
white girls' plump bums
every1 below this post getin bummed by cronems slippy baton tonite mhm
any good music albums you would like to recommend?
IM GONNA POST PINKIE PIES AND RARITYS IN THIS THREAD
>>214855624you can tell that's flat and no amount of squatting will fix it
mad how yanks think they will ever be welcomed here more than aussies
AI IS GOING TO TAKE OUR JOBS!!!!
>>214855624wouldn’t mind doing a bit of sex on that arse
>>214855630Beach House - 7
>The New Zealand suicide rate of 15.6 suicides per 100,000 people is almost five times that of Britain.
Leftists are barking up the wrong tree if they think the silent majority gives a shite about gaza
>>214855604ew pervert fag stuff gross
>>214855639aussies are more welcome here than brits
>>214855636you'll do no such thing young man
>>214855604Was into latex but now more into PVC, I think it's trashier and sluttier
>>214855660get fucked you fat yank FREAKyour thread is DONE
>On 15 June 1986, a 16-year-old from Birkenhead named Gary Kelly died from electrocution at New Brighton railway station. He was allegedly running away from Arobieke, who the boy's family claimed had been harassing him for some time prior to the incident. Arobieke was convicted of involuntary manslaughter but successfully appealed against the conviction on the grounds that he had not acted unlawfully by "standing on the platform and looking into trains". In addition, Arobieke was awarded an estimated £35,000 compensation due to alleged racial overtones in the prosecution case.Seriously what is wrong with you lot and your justice system?
>>214855630what kinda music you like? Have been enjoying this todayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZZtEKyW47k
real new>>214855611>>214855611>>214855611>>214855611
>>214855639their understanding of this place is so surface level it’s unreal, especially considering there’s really fuck all to understand in the first place. they always fall at the very first hurdle because they’re such banter vampires. need them all killed pronto
Saw a post a while ago describing a black man's penis as a 'shongo stick' and it makes me howl every time I think about it
>>214855700UM x
Nice article in the financial times today about some Jewish immigrant who fled to us to escape the Holocaust and decided to repay us by buying a load of prestigious hotels in the north, completing running them into the ground and is now leasing them out to the government for asylum seekers. What a lovely little chap, so glad we stopped him getting burned in the oven
every1 below this post and including this post bums cronems every night with their BWC mmmmm
New Android looks shite
>>214855693whites dead, shitskins paid, how it should be
>>214855700janny help, this man is soiling my thread
>>214855624Why it look dirty? ew
>>214855716>those namesFOP
>>214855692I like it when you get banneddo it again :)
>>214855630eversince - bladee
Celtic really need to start being ethnonationalist Catholics again. Fuck the Green Brigade. Gimps. Need to start threatening Israelis with bombs. The crown too. Start talking about the British and Irish peoples native right to their own land. Rule of Christ and what not. But alas, most of our fans are cowards that don't believe in their own slogans. Fucking disgrace really.
do you think the german image board will let us have our general there after 4chan is banned here?
>>214855743Yeah mate bud bud ding ding hahahahaSpacker
>>214855754try clicking on a post that contains an IMAGE silly
>>214855674valid
celtic lad getting pegged.mp4
>>214855754noit's still therebut only on image posts
wanking in terraria
>>214855630Those Once Loyal by Bolt Thrower
england literally doesn't existenglish people don't existanyone can be englishthere is no such thing as english cultureall cultures can be english culture
>>214855767wow,,, this post,,,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdRpl7WgjSM
>>214855806found the tranny
>>214855808Looks fucking vile
were going to rape you rorke
dude cody you shoulda come to brantleys kickback on labor day we all played beer pong and stacy got totally wasted off like three bud lights
>>214855808looks pretty scrannable
unironically believe that mass immigration is necessary to keep the system going because so many brits are lazy dole bludgers and their birth rates are rubbishall you had to do was get a job and have kids and the system would have continued without bringing in millions of foreign cunts who actually work and fucki hope it was worth it so you can claim everyone else's money for your anxiety and depression for 50 years and die alone in your smelly council flat with your phone in your hand about to make another post about brown biomass
>>214855808looks pretty fucking good ngl
>>214855630Beach House - Bloom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7CKI61oyRk
>>214855823>>214855830The duality of man
tried uploading moondiver by tokyo shoegazer to youtube but it wouldnt let me because of previous copyright claimsmad you can get DMCA takedown notices for unreleased music that can't even be bought online
brit is a darkwoke general
>>214855821trannies are english cultureif you disagree you are not english
>>214855808anorexia has to be the most retarded narcissistic mental illness there is
>>214855834>have kidsyour brain will probably short circuit but low fertility rates are only a "problem" invented to justify mass immigrationthere is literally nothing wrong with a declining population
got the relayer on
>>214855808what nutritionally deficient cravings does to a mf
>>214855852insensitive twaddle
>>214855852fat bitch detectedthat girl looks fine
>>214855834shut up pakithats a failure of policy, not of a people
>>214855806Ironically English culture is so dominant you can say thisEnglish is spoken by 2 billion and is the global language and culture right nowThat is why your statement makes senseIn the same way in 2nd century Rome, anyone could be a "Latin" or "Roman", so too can anyone be "English" or "American"
>>214855834its to keep this pyramid scheme of a pension system afloat and make the GDP line go up
>>214855844trvke
>>214855847It’s yank shite and you know it
err but the line must go up
rorkette and leftypolina lesbian sex
>>214855863>>214855868the sex would sound like a skeleton mob grinder from minecraft
>>214855914screamimg
Do you like how I walk? Do you like how I walk? Do you like how my face disintegrates into chalk?
>>214855914never played minecraft me
donald trump should by celtic and buy lots of fast wingers so we win the champions league
>>214855891yank culture is english culture
>>214855914over the age of 18 so don't understand that reference
>>214855872im a white englishman with a job and id rather have a pension at the end of it all than a white ethnostate. fuck you i hope your roof caves in on you
might play some minecraft
doesnt seem proportionate
might start drinking the liquid jew and get a depraved session in with my goon stick
>>214855906o_O
>>214855932it’s removed from English culture
Supermarkets should be staffed by teenagers and old codgers doing it as a retirement gig, not 40 year old indian blokes
I like the retarded teenagers from /pol/ who come here I think it's really funfun to see them make stupid posts and break the rules and then get banned
>>214855937'ki
>>214855977they're always more riled up on sundays for some reason
>>214855955love drunk sex but i fucking hate drunk wanking it feels like a carnival game
>>214855630https://youtu.be/1it7BP5PckI?si=ijMw2EYb_TwsiUb8
70% of england is farmland and 1% of the population works in agriculturehow's that work
>>214855964I agree mate. I don't know why there is brown people cutting about. Disgrace really. Fucking bang out.
>>214855937bro wants a pension so he can nip down the road to Morrisons and get beheaded
>>214855937a white englishman that hates white people and has no problem with his entire culture and society being replaced. sure thing mate
>>214855977I'd like you to get banned, if you know what I mean
I was the right demographic for minecraft when it came out but I was more about riding my bike around and causing mischief, look at me now, barely go outside anymore and drink my miserable life away alone
alri lads starting a new world, please suggest a name and seed
>over the age of 18 so
>>214855994you know why
>>214855997maybe because yank bastards have bought up all the farmland
>>214856018poopoo
>>214856018get the port forwarding set upget us all invited
>>214855840For me, it's Depression Cherry
>>214856015i would ride my bike around causing mischief with my friends and then we'd all go home and play on a private minecraft server
>>214856030kick the bastards out, all of em
>>214855996my mum used to tuck me into bed and then sing me to sleep with thiswhich is hilarious in retrospect
need a brit minecraft server
>>214855964I think it should be staffed by robots and two software engineers.
>>214856046not even truemight be truejust made it up innit
ukraine, palestine and taiwan should join forces
>>214856036biteable thighs
>>214856057you need some friends
>>214856054Are you sure she wasn't singing "Shady Grove"?
>>214856036sexooooo
>>214855637shut up
>>214856065exactly my thoughtsimagine giving a cute little bites on the leg and then shagging him
>>214856041I didn't like going home cause of the home environment issue and also I didn't get internet access until around 2012
>>214856063I'll join my cock up your arse. See how smart you are then.
>>214856089*starts twerking my twink ass in your direction*
giwtwm
>>214856013good post
people are obsolete, that's the problem
>>214855950Consider that of the 1200 killed on Oct 7, a substantial number were as a result of deliberate Israeli fire as part of the hannibal directive (kill Israelis before they are captured)
got myself one of those hybrid working doss jobs, so I have
Hate my fucking Da. Honestly might go down the stairs and batter the cunt. Keeps fucking coughing. Fuck him. Knock 40 shade of shite out the bastard
Nobody likes people.
>>214856036yjk he smells like sesame oil
>>214856008>culturego to church this morning did you? in the pub last night were you? at the footy on saturday were you?more likely sitting in your stinking room posting frog pictures spending your dole on a paki pizza delivered by a wog
>>214856114I like this post.
>>214856013Sent this to the gf over insta several weeks ago
>>214856098*drop kicks him into the white wash*
you know how muslims did 9/11 because they are angry from not being able to have sex, listen to music or do anything fun?what's israel's problem? there's gotta be something deep in them that makes them angry
cronem fcyou're getting blacked in the gherkin
>>214856072no it was definitely matty grovesit didn't do a very good job of putting me to sleep because of the drama and violence and tragedyI'd just lie there and think about it afterward
>>214856132project on paki
Dirty PVC sluts and bimboscorr
>>214856157katy getting an fc in the gherkin
>>214856114He would cave your skull in if you tried, he is clearly the dominant male in the house as you are confined to your bedroom whilst he commands the entire downstairs space
wimpy charging £15 - £20 for burgers is mad, always assumed they were the runt tier fast food chain that nobody went to unless they were poor
>>214856154it’s in their DNA to be the most hateable people on the planet so they can manufacture justification for going to war against the entire world to satisfy their suicidal zionist death cult prophecy
as always, lets give it a go
>>214856013
dropped me vape into my mug of coffee. Things fucked, shops are closed. Fucking FUMING
>>214856114Get your own house then you rodent
got frasier on
Got the heating on xx
got my willy out and i'm slapping my belly with it
>>214856154when they are 8 days old some bloke pins them down and cuts off half their willyyanks do it toothey don't do anaestheisa because its apparently dangerous to the babythat trauma at such a young age fucks you up in the head permanently. Thank God you weren't born a yank with your willy cut off
got the aircon on
>>214856154they need to turn the entire world against them to force the return of the messiah who comes and saves them, not even joking this is what they believe
>>214856204:(
>>214856204they are literal golems arent they, the yanks
>>214856203>>214856200>>214856199discord tranny raid
the poo world
Just took a shit. Might get out of bed soon.
>>214856173Nah I could batter my da. I wouldn't tho. Because I'm a good fella.
>>214856238that village is a great spot to settle down in i reckon
>>214856238how is that a poo world then
^_____^
think it's a somewhat common neurosis to want to save your father somehowunfortunately, being an old fuckwit is incurable
>>214856248you couldnt batter a sausage you fat fuck
fucking HATE villagers me
>>214856154having to live with arabs
>>214856238Get the villagers raped son
>>214856192good imagemight save this onto my computer
looking at pixels on a screen
>>214856248All available evidence says otherwise
I think when people say "jews did 9/11" what they're really saying is that Israel has a vested interest involving billions and billions of dollars in getting the world's largest military power to put its thumb on the middle east.I say this because Osama Bin Laden repeatedly talked about how much he despised the state of Israel. Probably as much as how much he hated the United States. Usually in the form "I hate the United State's support of Israel"
>>214856238VGH HVME
>>214856282post body you fat aussie poofgo onbet you fuckin wont
>>214856307not a word
>>214856294this has been banned by 'the woke'
is firefox being slow af and shit for anyone else going to reinstall the browser
waiting for the /mug/ later
>>214856277no hibiscus?
>spends one nanosecond thinking about 9/11
big crab pleborglib carp ebb
Just wait until ~150 years later and the onion bhaji will be considered a staple of “traditional” British cuisine. (This is a reference to how fish and chips were originally brought to England in the 16th century by Sephardic Jewish immigrants from Spain and Portugal)
Kai Cenat 80k LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>214856329scr
In Camden Town there are two places you can get fish and chips and about ten you can get spicy chicken burgersCountry has gone to the dogs
>>214856306All available edivence says you're a fat virgin retard cunt with no mates. How's that for evidence? That suit you?
>>214856325switch over to another browser
>>214856343
>>214856326got a bet on yanited
oh wow look at this fellahe's happy?
shit village that, but I've spotted two more
Going for promotion to manager at toil lads, wish me luck
Remembering a time when I was at a house party and the power went off so it was pitch black and I just punched a Tarq as hard as I could right in the side of the head and sent him flying into a cabinet. I then slinked away to the other side of the room. When the power came back on I joined in with everyone else like "fucking ell mate that's mental how somebody would do that" then I looked around the room with fake concern like "come on you cowardly cunt, fess up"Nobody ever found out it was me, I felt so powerful.
High IQ play from the right, all they had to do was wait for the leftists to turn themselves into the extremists and the entire narrative has changed. It’s now socially acceptable to be right wing lads.
if someone gave you a hit on a dmt vape without telling you would you be mad at them?
>>214856332Just wait till 150 years till we tell the story how we bombed starving German children at DresdenThat will be a funny story to tell! Can't wait to get into that one.
some of you are really cute
>>214856362
>>214856367why does poo seed have THREE villages that close
got plenty of fish and chip shops in Market Snodsbury
>>214856379UM x
>>214856343nice little comment mate, completely ignores the 100 women I’ve shagged through my 20s however
So Severance season 2 really is out? I thought it was a joke. Might give it a watch one of these days.
need to clean my rancid smelly incel flat today, got really messy/dirty
>>214856367get a poo seal enclosure built lad
jay that fool
>>214856402me too but wont be doing any of that and will be gorging myself on shite then sleeping the whole day
>>214856339Most fish and chips in the UK are shite though. I'd say 90% of the ones I've eaten have either had crap fish, crap chips or both. Mushy peas are usually runny nowadays too, rather than MUSHY, and gravy and curry sauce can be hit-and-miss. Sausages are bog standard wherever you go in the country.
>>214856394>100That's too many
>>214856394Picking up any half disabled working class 4 off the street isn't an achievement mate. If you had any sense you've had found a nice middle class girl by now and pumped 3 kids into her.
>>214856400Overall not as good as the first, but it has some of the best moments - ending is also wonderful. Do watch I say!
>>214856403Adorable
rorke from the small village Knobwank upon Cum
>>214856402whys the black girl got her hand on her pussy
>>214856327no I haven't found any hibiscus syrupI could make my own jamaica but I'm worried someone might put something into the pitcher while I'm not lookingI guess there are little jamaica powder/granule packets I could used but I've never tried them before so I don't know if they're any goodor if you mean about the flowers then no no hibiscus today just roses
rorke giving a speech in the village square
>>214856435Right? Something about dogs with their freedom and independence is adorable - that they could run off (like most lapdogs and hangbag pups would) but don't
>>214856427Never went for a fat girls or anything under a 6/10, I’m settled down now with a fit gf and got the mortgage, sorting kids etc. now what was it you were going to do? Go downstairs from your bedroom and ask your dad to stop coughing was it my little mate
>>214856400yeah its shite I wouldn't bother
>>214856434Then watch it I will!
feeling rich, nice mountains, off to the next village
>>214856448it's ai generated it's not a real drink
You are all fucking retards not worth the shite off my shoe. I am 21. I can jump off here tomorrow and not give a shite about this dump. You lot are 28, 31, 36. Here everyday like drug addicts wondering where it all went wrongKill yourselves. Dregs on our race. Fuck off. We don't need you and in fact it would be catharthic to kill all the moaning deadweight miserable runt bastards of the British race such as you. Fuck off and die. You're not worth nothing.
>>214856452cronem pounding katy behind the wheelie bins x
>>214856452what's he sayingi can't hear him
>the 100 women I’ve shagged through my 20s
>>214856494>>214856488
Tuatara, the British do not have these, only new zealand
>>214856485Make a fucking axe and crafting table you mongoloid cunt
>>214856476Unfortunately I have already made up my mind. But thank you for the heads up!
>>214856488why do you keep posting these violent fantasiesnigga you are on /brit/ you are not going to kill anyone
corr
>>214856400It's mostly crap, went from being a genuinely interesting show with very a curious story to aesthetic led slop for soys. The only true highlight is the ending of the season as it is a stomach-turner of a cliffhanger.
>>214856488
>>214856510well we dont want them
>>214856380cuteI thought they were going to eat the sea star for a minutedo they think his hand is food?
Is it abnormal to find people who have recently had children constantly talking about being a parent, or those who have recently got married constantly talk about being married, performative and cringy? There's so much over identification with the role of being a parent and I don't understand why people feel like they have to share it so much and more importantly start giving lectures all over social media about it
>>214856510thats a little creature then isnt it
>>214856488It's evolving into a schizo
>>214856518post your fucking address you coward
>>214856495it’s normal to have shagged a load of girls through your twenties for your average social young brit
>>214856510>>214856543Yes we do. Get them in, get them fed, get them bred.
I don't like what Rorke is saying. Let us beat him up and lock him up in a gibet!
>>214856488but did you go durham for accounting like I did
>>214856552can’t tell if this is one of those mumsnet/reddit copy pastes or sincere
melty
>>214856224religious people are insane
>>214856552>Isn't it weird that people who experience life-changing things talk about it?>why can't they just be smelly bedroom dwelling incels all their lives, like me!
>>214856552No one cares about your long gay post mateYou're a fucking faggot gay clown that should kill himself
>>214856510And they aren't lizards, they are their own thing
>Māori women would sometimes tattoo images of lizards, some of which may represent tuatara, near their genitals.
>>214856486it's both actually!
>>214855604you can see a bit of her BUM
Lots of anger on /brit/ today. This is what happens when we don't have diego on Friday to vent it all out on
>>214856540Another damn cliffhanger at the end of a season? Ugh whatever I will still watch.
battered flake, potato cakes, dim sims, calamari, chips with shitloads of chicken salt
all you had to do was be social anon and you would’ve turned out differently. You must’ve been invited out at least once in your life and probably turned it down
Oh do you know what, I'm going to post my ERECT WILLY!AND THAT WILL BE THE FUCKING END OF IT!
the haul>>214856514'no'
>>214856603Billions of people have had children, it's a normal experience and I don't care about your private life so fuck off and keep it private
>>214856510pic related is a british lizardbut I don't know what he's called
>>214856629There’s a lad sitting in his bedroom listening to his dad cough that is particularly feisty today
>>214856643shaggers general you projecting cunt
>>214856629i like itthis place really isn't hostile enough, you've all gotten soft
>>214856665skink??
Classic /brit/ interaction 19.
i heard you guys had a revolution last night o algowhat is life like in BRITANNIA today?
>>214856665That's rorke
>>214856665rorke
Was thinking about the British Empire earlierMad we missed out on thatGran had a map from 1898 showing all the colonies and what notShite evenNo empire is eternal eh....
>>214856675go to r9k if you don’t wanna mingle with people who have done normal stuff
>>214856665i think he’s called bob
>>214856606cared enough to reply
>>214856697Are you the one with the horse
I was never very social on account of my autism, but I've more than made up for that in other aspects of my life, such as my impressive Pokemon collection which includes years of event distributions (some in person and one from Japan), soft lock gift Pokemon, various shiny Pokemon, Pokemon from as far back as 2005, and Pokemon from women I met online
Hate it when someone pronounces laboratory incorrectly.
>>214856709never seen anyone misread a post so badly as this
Hitting hour 42 of the fast in around half an hour, and what are you fat cunts doing today?
Rorke unmasked
Anyone ever foraged for magic mushrooms? Seems a right pain in the arse
>>214856686yeah I thought that possibly
>>214856723la-BO-ra-treestress on BO
>>214856723labrador is it
>>214856723Labratory
>>214856738there's less painful ways to lose weight, lad
>>214856717horsemong isn't gay enough to say o algo
Rorke swallowing his SIM card so the government can't track him
there's an amazing home in rural kentucky for sale, reasonably close to lexington but set in the countryside, with 250 acres of land and its own ponds, and it only costs £1mwish I could move there
>>214856746Stack a pile of wood chips in yer back garden and hope for the best
dexter morgans laboratory
dexters labubutory
>>214856746yeah, I used to, but I dont do drugs anymore cause I had a bad trip
>>214856746easier to fly to amsterdam and buy them than it is foraging for them
>>214856738will polish off the leftover chinese in the fridge and not be fasting like a paki
>>214856648go on then
>>214856720that’s nice mate those Pokemon will never see the light of day again once you croak it
lab-ruh-tree
>>214856764Fuming
>>214856746liberty caps are very easy to find all over the UK from what i remember
>>214856798will be leaving them to mousey in my will
Yanks say 'læb rə tɔːr.iBrits say lə ˈbɒr ə tr.i
>>214856765Just wanted it fast x
>>214856774Hahaha yeah! I wish I could just fuck off from myy ancestral homeland in its hour of most deseperate need! Honour? Legacy? What does that mean? Give me a big house with Dr Pepper mr Rosenberg!
why dont you lads get yourself a nice middle of the range nothing special but does the job gf
>>214856746you need to go to damp places where there are horsesor maybe cows
>>214856827I can't read these runes
>>214856833She is massively out of my league
>>214856833hard to find one with a kind loyal heart
>>214856796>>214856696Classic /brit/ interaction 20.
>>214856833>weed tattooget this whore beheaded
>>214856833because it's not exciting and i would lose interest then jump ship the moment someone more attractive appears and i dont want to do that to her
>>214856746how is it a pain in the arse? every year i pick enough to see me through until next season, in the peak district i can fill 2-3 black bin bags in one outing
>>214855611>>214855611>>214855611
>>214856833same body as the wife ngl
>>214856706Great Aunt on my mum's side used to live in Raj India and had brown servants lol
>>214856851ur so meta and avant garde and intellectual fuck OFF you SMUG LITTLE REDDIT CUNT
>>214856833name
>>214856839Laboratory
>>214856641for me? crumbed cod or whatever's cheapest, barra if I want something a little nicer, dims or calamari, chips, and gravy if it's decent
ugh just can't be FUCKING arsed to get my hair cut today
