Cains brewery edition
>You're meant to make a joke, start a conversation, flirt and eventually take them out on date. For example, "Haha I'm feeling it this year. You know how some ages feel more significant than others? What was the last age you felt was a significant milestone?". Then they reply and you escalate with something like "Well you look really good for your age. Haha, No no I'm serious! You look great!". Then there's a brief silence so you say something like "Well I know it's my birthday but how about I take you out for a drink? Can't say no to the birthday boy haha".
get the catberg stroked
>>214862910fackin raininggg inniiiiiiii
What's are Ricky done that for then?
yer ma loves american television, films, music, and podcasts
rorkette btfo
>>214862919zugusxyz
>>214862925
Don't drink a lot of beer when you're in your mid to late thirties. You end up with a disgusting beer belly that takes a lot of effort to get rid of. It happened to me, really regret not cutting back.
>>214862919not gay but he'd get it
Afternoon team. Not long woke up. Eaten a pear and some bagels. Might have an afternoon nap.
>>214862994he looks sad
Why you being the joker dude?
when gary eats first started his channel was gary eats beef and meat focused
>>214862936Has the cause of death been disclosed yet? It might have just been a heart attack.
>>214861857Grim. I hope you'll have your own Reconquista.>>214858832>>214858841
listening to david bowie lads, hes actually very good
which one of you did this
>>214863012kill yourself you fucking freak
And when exactly are you going to show us your arse? x
Nah not cringe at all that
right time to help ltaly win the war in hoi4
granny tights on my headvigilante want you all fucking dead
>>214862965the peaceful tolerant liberal left
>>214862958Your old man wakes up at 4AM on a Saturday to watch Bournemouth
>>214863048are tommy will be disappointed
https://vocaroo.com/1nRbJ3a9lBtuare we fucking with it
How dysfunctional do you have to be to wake up at 3 in the afternoon on a sunday?
>>214863048What is the “attack” though? Last time I heard antisemetic attack it was a guy squirting water from a tiny water gun on Jews
>>214863048Me
>>214863086A profound sense of sadness overcame me as I gazed upon this image
Seven antisemitic attacks Jeremy?
I want to learn magic for she
>>214863028A few months ago, he was refusing to review fast food, and now he's realised that the fast food reviews get a lot of views and he's started doing them. These Youtubers don't stick to their word, ever. They just go where the money is.
>>214863048rorke
only having the one can today
>>214863089:)
it encroaches
>>214863147Have a day off the alcohol mate.
>>214863104>Four synagogues and a private residence had a "substance" smeared on them between September 4 and September 11, while a "liquid" was thrown towards a school and over a car on two other occasions.
>>214863066Imagine Jackie Kennedy doing this type of shit after jfk got killed
seen a lot of benders posting from aus flags lately
Btw I was up until like 5:00 am playing video games and talking to my mum that's why I woke up at 15:00 pm.
>>214863048inb4 seven instances of saying 'israel should stop killing kids'
First kirk, now Hatton? I feel like I’ve been stabbed in da heart!
>>214863147canlad (singular)
I've just got in the bath, and now I've realised that the fucking supermarkets shut at 4pm on Sundays, FOR FUCKS SAKE THIS IS 2025 NOW, WHY DO THE SUPERMARKETS SHUT SO EARLY ON SUNDAYS RREEEEEEEEÉ
>>214863086I see my Mum came over to cook
>>214863175So the substance is cum and the liquid is water
>>214863193Just a kid
>>214863153
How do I tell people who upscale porn to upscale the porn I want to watch and not their tasteless shite
>>214863187Why you keeping your old dear up till 5am with your benal ramblings?
>>214863156That's almost impossible these days, booze is the only thing that calms my crippling anxiety.
why don’t canadians have cool, sophisticated accents like the rest of the commonwealth?
>>214863179Not her fault their fans are cringelords
right well get the 135g bag of skittles opened, get it all scranned, get the rainbow tasted
>>214863247She couldn't sleep she was upset about my fat evil sister so I kept her company until she felt ready to sleep.
>>214863214Christian country m8.
>>214863245Sending them a message would be a start
favourite racial slur and why?
>>214863086Jesus Christ, this is literally lumps of indiscernible shite
Chinos and a grey knitted jumper, drakkar noir and carrying a cup of matcha
>>214863279ok fair enough
>>214863283you know the one>whyit's effective
It’s Sunday. The day of rest. There are no rules here. So I’m going to sleep. I’m going to snooze. I’ll get up when I want, I might spend the whole day in bed. Sunday is MY day.
just been on my bed naked for 1hr 40 mins wanking my nob with loads of lube
>>214863280Jesus would be pissed off he knew there was a 4pm cutoff to buy your Sunday roast ingredients.
>>214863245it doesn't look right, looks like wax people shagging
Only 1/10 people have an STD in the UK I'm sad it's this low
>>214863283Nigger is my favourite word in the English language Dunno if it's because of the meaning of just how the word sounds but I like it
>>214863270Ye, here kids are going to have a tougher life if she now decides to "girl boss" and replace Charlie instead of spending all her time taking care of her kids after such a traumatic event
It's absolutely pouring with rain here. Autumn has arrived team. Comfy.
>>214863312That's what I've been telling my gf for 3 years now, and she's finally starting to understand it.
was at a party yesterday and my friend was hitting on this woman and it looked like they (both v. drunk) were having a good timethen another friend's wife offered to give me and that woman a lift to our respective hotels. the entire way there, the woman my friend was hitting on kept ranting to the driver about what a gross creep my friend was, drunkenly oblivious to my presence in the car.should I tell him? we exchanged a few messages today and he's talking about how fit she was.
the paki shops are always open until 11pm every day where I live mate
>>214863330He would forgive the supermarkets
oppress gamerspunish gamers
if Jesus came back today I reckon his head would explode
I hate not being at work I wish I never had a day off from work
>>214863313if it's your mum who does the tidying she’s going to smell that arse sweat bed
the emerald piper…that’s our hell
>>214863375yeah I'd break it lightly
gonna get fucked tonight by a Muslim off Grindr. hopefully he doesn’t kill me when the post nut clarity kicks in
>>214863375Na just leave it. million% better she lets him know she doesnt like him instead of you. Cause its the let down plus embarrassment/shame from his m8.
Catberg on the landing
Robert Dyas
your heroes rorke
me and my mate
>>214863426he'd probably ask why we gave the pharisees their own country AND let them rule ours eh?
>>214863487Because Churchill converted the royal navy to oil so he needed a place to extract oil
There are fewer and fewer working age people across the whole of europe, this is only being propped up with immigration. Kicking out all the foreigners will cause a massive collapse. We need them.Before Brexit most of the immigration came from Europe because it was easy legal cheap labour - many of these could easily go home after a few years, or fly back and forth to see family. After Brexit this cheap labour is coming from further afield, and they can't easily go back or visit family, so they bring them here too.Controversial observation - have you noticed how 10 years ago all the young bar staff were eastern european, and now they seem to be south asian? (in London anyway).
>>214863474isn't that lasses daughter named india lmao
ive got a pooey farty bum
>>214863451leftypol mate...
The weather is getting colder and wetter, and my gf nearly started crying just now about having to use the tumble dryer again, due to the cost of using it. She was definitely overreacting, but it's still a sad state of affairs when using a basic piece of household equipment is inducing this amount of anxiety.
>>214863474Rebel Media employees of the month?
Off on a date but I'd honestly rather just stay in bed and have a wank
>>214863519India is an English name you spacker
catching up on eastenders
>>214863511just replace them with AI
>>214863542i just use an airer and dehumidifier
>>214863511Shalom
>>214863566saaars vey english saaars bloody bitch basterd
>>214863576Rorkebot
>>214863400It's a stupid rule, end of story.
>>214863542Maybe people should start protesting about the absolute collapse of wages and standards of living since 2008
>>214863511Tesla already demonstrated that bar staff can just be robots remotely controlled from India (and eventually replaced by AI). They don't have to come here at all.
>>214863474Katie Hopkins is a massive contrarian grifter and it baffles me how rorkes have embraced herThen again these are the same people who blindly thought Boris fucking Johnson was their saviour back in 2019 despite countless evidence to the contrary
>>214863592>assed Tell your dealer FOY for me
>>214863542clothes rack init
>>214863591She hates using those for some reason
anyone else download music videos?
*throws some scraps in the runt pit
Maybe we should base the economy around the young, innovative and virile and not the baby boomers
>>214863605They are though
Anyone know how comprehensive the rail coverage is in England? Been planning an excursion for February, was hoping to hit Stilton while staying in Corby for the day. Seems like bus is the most widespread public transportation.
>>214863635That would be breaking the law and I'd HATE to do that
>>214862910my dad is confused on why i do not like him but when i was 18 he was drunk and tried to strangle me because i told him to fuck off when he tried to steal money
shit looks like curry in the toilet man aha grim should never had them pancakes this morning fucked up
>>214863661Who though? Except individual trade unions no political party/organisation campaigns on that issue
>>214863684No it isn't
>>214863687maybe tell your therapist
>>214863664Rent a car
hit a 115 checkout today on the el dart board
need one of these to wipe out my silverfish population
woke up an hour agomummy will be home any minutebut i justdont feel like getting up
little demon fella with lots of legs
>>214863724i think its funny because he did it to go to the strip club and my current step mom is a former stripper who has trauma and is a disney adult
how do I get better at eating pussy?
When poms tell me they love tame impala my nutsack shrivels
gen z boss in a mini gen z boss in a mini stir fry niggers in a wokstir fry niggers in a wok
>>214863738
>>214863790I'm more of a Hiatus Kaiyote man
>>214863773they're cute and friendly to humans
>>214863789Practice innit
>>214863827would rather impress the gf with improvement in one go instead of slowly doing a less shit job over weeks
Who's in charge? /brit/ or the Devil?
not a lot of wogs in mobile homes, just whites around here
>>214863803literally never heard of this fella despite posting on int almost every day for years then when he died everyone was acting like he was the most famous man
>>214863811Poms co-opted the chats tooSad shit, literally everything we make gets coopted by poms. I know how American blacks feel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMxWDssoozkPoms are like 'wow those aussies have le funny accents, they're so primitive'Fucking HATE the term 'antipodean', it's a slur
>>214863875Yeah it's sad when people copy wogs init
about 3% of american school sports teams are called "the wildcats"
>>214863858Cmon you cunt
>>214863858
leftypol's christmas dinner >>214863743
>>214863902You don't even know what a wog is, dropkick
>>214863860does the government provide them with gibs or are white swedes just lazy and stupid?
nth for the gyaldem
hate women except for my lovely lovely mummy
>>214863942Well your mum certainly does
>>214863960simmer down bruce
question is, do I have another wank
>Deport all the illegals to a 3rd country >Every legal immigrant that came post 2008 who isnt essential has citizenship reviewed>All immigrants and dependents have to have private health insurance for first 10 years as well as pay national insurance>Health checks on all immigrants and their dependents. Any conditions that are deemed a net drain on NHS will have their citizenship denied immediately>End the triple lock>Tax breaks for everybody under 40>Under 40's earning below £50k pay zero tax>More hours of free child care>End the child benefit cap>End unemployment benefit>End PIP>Borrow $1 trillion and buy gold>Forgive all student debt>Legalise cannabis>End all VAT and alcohol duty on beer, wine and spirits purchased in pubs and restaurants>Raise alcohol duty on booze purchased from supermarkets/retail>Bring back death penalty>Reunite with the Republic of IrelandThis has been fully costed and i will be Prime Minister circa 2034
>>214863592RIP nan
leftypol flicking his whiteboi clitty while he types this out with his other hand >>214863960
>>214863193RIP, hope a big gambling loss last night didn't set him on a spiral...
>>214863773i think you're better placed to tell them than we are pal
>>214863875get a VB long neck up ya
for me it's elegant, slender peng tings
>>214864032oh, you're an abbo
>>214864027>Betting on CaneloServes him right
No? I guess it's just me. Nvm.
>>214863988it occurred to me that she is actually the closest thing to 'free gfs for virgins' meme so many have called for
>>214863951just think we swedes enjoy the humble mobile home tbqh, being able to go anywhere and just camp out for a weekend has an appeal also yes they do receive gratuitous amounts of gibs for no discernible reason
>>214863960But the Israeli controlled us secret service did write it
why do posh people in britain tend to have swarthy skin color and warm complexion? is it because of norman genes?
>>214864076are yung lean and bladee tarqs?
>>214864049
>>214864074I suppose, though it is more like free 5 minutes of condomed intercourse probably with only a semi on due to nerves while wearing a mask and a queue of blacks and browns both before and after you.
>>214864076can i illegally immigrate there and get gibs then? i can paint myself brown if needs be
>>214864108implementation needs a bit of workI smell a gap in the market...
>>214864102no clue, don’t really care either
>>214864125>I smell a gap in the market...No thats just Bonnie Blue's minge. Try shutting the window and smelling again.
genuinely dont think i could hack it in australia, if i came across a huntsman in my house i would scream like a little girl, let alone in my shoe
i am eating ice creamwhat do you make of that
>>214863980True she married one, how'd you know? Anglo-Italians are true Britons, the heirs of Roman England
>>214864116sorry lad, we got the center right in power and they are setting immigration straight by not telling us what they’re proactively doing about shutting down immigration so the window as closed for that
you're gay if you wouldn't fuck him
exberg told me she had an IUD implanted once, and it drives me mad thinking about how not only was she with another man, she had a rather invasive procedure done just so they could do it without condoms, even though it was years before we met
watching chery_lady22
>>214864153leftypol DONE
>>214864176Smack her about until you feel better about it
>>214864174Sorry I don't speak your archaic gutterspeakhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/AJIwS6tLEwc
>>214864150vanilla or summit else?
whatever happened to james bulger's murderers?
thinking of maybe getting out of bed
>>214864090bollocks btw
>>214864176mad how his spunk is embedded in her dna now aswell so they will be forever entwined
>>214864225yes vanilla
>>214863960genuinely evil post
>>214864227you can find their pictures in the archivethen post them all over british social media, because it's illegal for us to do it
>>214864238this has been deboonked
>>214864238I'm so glad my gf was a virgin when we met. I simply couldn't cope with that fact. I shagged some slags before we got together and lost my virginity to one but its different for women.
>>214864250But what do you call lebos and balkanoids?
>>214863858hanky is a nonce, look it up
>>214864248comservatives finally starting to realise they're in a Spanish Red Terror situation, surrounded by sadistic bolsheviks with absolutely zero moral compass
(_)_)===D
uhh.. lads…?https://x.com/bolscaire/status/1967232161058291780?s=46
>>214862965Browns do be violent though
the longer you stay single, the more they fuck your future wife
how old were you lads when you had your first wank?
>>214864316amazing how you retards can only ever respond in a way that turns normal people against youthen you blame figures like trump and farage and kirk for turning everyone into 'nazis' kek
>>214863474Despise katie hopkins. Vile
>>21486436311. nothing came out either
>>214864316hitler didn’t have kids holden you retarded nonce
>>214864363I was 12 and had my first wank to completion in my tent at Glastonbury. My nan took me as she worked for a stall there and could bring under 12s for free and so managed to go in the last year I could. I came to Penny from The Big Bang Theory on my portable folding DVD player in a stuffy and humid one man tent.
>>214864339>If you mean lebanese then Paki like any middle eastern or muslim adjacent person.Kek really? Funny how you call Indians 'Asians' but everyone else is Paki. >I've only met people from the Balkans while in the Balkans The diaspora is awful
>>214864341uh, orange bros....
>>214864390did you turn 18 just yesterday
>>214863510Pretty sure anglo iranian oil is older than Israel
>>214864415No this was in 2013. I am 24, 25 in November.
>genuinely evil post
don't hear of that caro emerald anymore
*enters brit with brutal force*
whenever you see dogshit extremely stupid aussie posts you can guarantee it’s holden. wish covid was actually airborne aids and he got it
>>214864425>leftoid thinks this is the edgiest thing he can say then cries at the utterance of 'nigger'I'm just saying your approach is stupid, and is only going to drive regular people to the actual extremes of the right now. But you're all too retarded to see or understand that, and are only capable of doubling down. Please carry on.
Seeing some posts relating to current events. Not sure if they belong here.
>>214864390didnt have big bang theory when I was a young masturbator had to make do with page 3 models and nudey scenes in mucky foreign films
>>214864415Glastonbury festival started in 1970 mate.
>>214864506first wankeroos were to when c5 used to show softcore movies on a friday night ngl
>>214864498is he the edgy one that reposts his own posts from a thread prior if it didn't get any replies
>>214863960Leftypol telling his funkopops all about this
>>214863511when rorke wins we'll invade white countries for recourses and labour to pend off economic collapse
boots are coming next week
>>214864090Hes not even posh
>>214864316Ah yes a milquetoast center right christian conservative is the moral equivalent of a man who murdered 14 million people.the leftypol braintrust strikes again
>>214864529i haven’t been posting enough recently to say but basically his iq is around 70 and all his posts are dogshit
>>214863988
>>214864501regular people dont care about politics and spend their time working or with friends and family or doing hobbies. Its only developmentally delayed partisan politics mong losers who drag everyone down always has been.
>>214864090*tosses some pagpag your way*g'wan get outve here
The Francoist repression in Spain was the DotR that the far rightists dream about. It happened because leftists just couldn't help themselves from NOT raping and murdering nuns and crucifying pastors.Their sadism didn't help their case in the long run, because they were all wiped out for decades. But they were too retarded to listen to anyone advising them otherwise, as usual.
unfurling my knob in a minute
When should we expect to see the first fist fight on the house/senate floor in America, like we see in developing countries?
>>214864607Um didnt you see yesterday 23 people were arrested out of 150,000 the far right are out of control. Violent bloody thugs they are
>>214864592>regular people dont care about politics and spend their time working or with friends and family or doing hobbiesvery true but it's not because they're willfully dethatched or wise, it's because they have an average IQ of 40 and can barely conceive of something like a national economy or geopolitics
dont think holden ever existed
>>214864592Yeah it isn't as though we just had a tremendous rally in the capital yesterday or anything.>>214864607Lmao keep proving my point. Better yet, start doing this over Twitter or anywhere else but here, if you dare.
>>214864616Keeping mine in the packet... pristine. It might be worth something in 20 years
>>214864607done those freaks
>>214863040Rorke absolutely seething about this webm
>>214864611It also didnt help that the communists, the anarchists, the soviet communists were busy liquidating each other instead of fighting their common enemy. Judging by the civil war spain got off lightly with francoism
>>214864644>>214864669holden replying to himself
>>214864669pathetic samefag
>>214864425kek
might be an alcoholic
just seen olympus has fallenwow
>>214864729just got the ick
>>214864748Why ?
>>214864729fit but she can't dance
just seen some world class holden banter
>>214864752is that the one with morgan freemason?
screaming, he got called out and is now trying to be as edgy as possible, can picture his little red face puffing up and fingers shaking out as he laughs to himself with a forced grin "hahaha done those freaks">>214864690>>214864748
>>214864748can tell your own family is shit. did daddy nomce you holden?
>>214864682They're doing the same today. The leftoid mental condition is eternal.That's the funny thing about Falangism. It was less a political philosophy than a convenient union of 'everyone who was finally getting sick of these leftists freaks destroying everything'. That and the fact that our situation more closely mirrors that than anything in Italy or Germany is probably why it's seldom discussed by the media.>>214864697Excellent, please carry on! I will be running Python libraries on them shortly.
>>214864774yes, he plays the presidentit's very realistic
leftypol pushing his little whiteboi clitty over the edge as he hits 'Post' on this >>214864748
190cm chad living rent free in your heads
>>214864607rorke shook
>>214864729>yeah that's mint I'll post that
holden getting nervous now the whole thread is starting to laugh at him
holden breaking out the inspect element, very impressive
>>214864690>>214864694>>214864786youve been done
what the fuck is a holden
>>214864870he’s a tragically stupid and laughable individual
> We will never surrender our flag, Sir Keir Starmer says well rorke, your response?
amazing how you freaks have made up entire personalities which almost certainly dont exist but are a collection of trait-based posters you have organised into some sort of pattern
What's holden's backstory fellas? Childhood sexual trauma and fatherlessness like ziednonce?
>>214864889chariot of the bogan gods
got midsommar on, pugh is cute CUTE
>>214864889holden back the years - Mick Hucknel
>>214864748
>>214864896newfag
Right wing people are so dumb they fell for the "violent left" meme from Musk et al when 99% of violent acts of this kind have come from the right. Propaganda works well on them.
>>214864884>>214864897LMAO HES FUCKING PHONEPOSTING NOW
>>214864910dont like that crude violent moveie
>>214864748gonna really rattle rorke with this one
as always, lets give it a go
>>214864748skrmbltng
holden has to deny being holden. the reality is far too shameful
>>214864897>oh no not some yank celebI'm laughing at your lack of humanity and self awareness, and how it only ever backfires for your side. Continue being retarded.
>>214864910lovely lass r florence
>>214864928how long before she had her first post bereavement wank?
>>214864928>>214864929me when I'm posting from 2 devices (it takes me 2 seconds to press submit on both)
made a single done them post and rorkes gone and lost his mind
love how this thread when people die all "screaming", bradley walsh reaction images, calling the killers based, but now you get all pious because one of your own got done lmao
Holden? Oh, you mean Spaki on his Aus VPN?
>>214864928
>>214864910The wicker man butMen bad
>>214864924>"violent left" meme from MuskMost terminally online phrase I've heard today. Please get off the computer.
>>214864976
>>214864996give a rest mate
>>214864997It's literally on the mainstream news.
>>214864910Like the bit where the pensioners go cliff diving and one survives so they smash his skull in with a mallet
190's last ever post sends a shiver down my spine whenever I read it.
holden being sent to guantanmo bay and having his anus pulled out with fishooks
Well I have officially set off the Aus nonce. And now I must be off, new adventure awaits.
>>214864968more like post bereavement bbc pounding
>>214864996>getting his head blown smoove offLOL
>>214865024Crazy how he just left one day randomly and never came back. Bro quit while he was on top.
>>214865048
>>214864929>>214864986>>214865022cool it with the spoilers (watching while posting because I'm a big scaredy cat)
>>214865050straightest leftypol thought
>>214864996what about gang viole-*ACK*