Twisted Wheel editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSOB3O4o2MY
ah but life is such
japs used to do that thing where they sent contact info over infrared or bluetoothprobs doesn't happen much anymore since everybody uses smart phones
this the new is it?
Fuck sake catberg pissed on my bed again
>>214874738Miss Dynamite-tee-hee
Goals achieved today [_] Set to-do list for the week[_] Clean bathroom[_] Cook from scratch[X] Cum in gfberg's mouth
How come she turned to making porn when her parents are doctors?
>>214874800My 97 gameboy has infrared communication but we never got it to work.
don't know why that lad's weird about an 18 year oldi shagged an 18 year old lass recently and I'm 25
Have a feeling I could lose the ol’ shaginity. Feeling more confident than usual. Life is too short lids
>>214874839based. GIWTWM
>>214874842maybe she just likes shagging
all the shaggers in I see
>>214874839uncels are so disgusting
>>214874851Sister dosn't count
nth for the holodem
Off to bed, me. LOVE sleeping
>>214874842cor post it
>>214874881i don't have any sisters
Is this true?
>>214874800Did that once with my Nokia 8310>>214874844You mean the Game Boy Color. Never used the infrared on mine
>>214874887night mate, sleep tight x
hollydemmies mentioned
I know it's rare here since bert is a shagger's general but I have actually NEVER shagged
>>214874839I always feel slightly like I've degraded a woman when I do that, because I wouldn't do that personally for anything less than 4 months salary
>>214874844Oh yeah I remember thatUsed to only work with some games as I recall, but I only played Pokemon and we always used a link cable so I never tried.
>>214874925um
>>214874906Yh exactly gbc. Still have it in a drawer and older than some of my coworkers.
how old are you nigga I want to know. This is the shit I mean, people say it's an advantage to look young, cos that 18 year old obviously thought you were younger. But when they find out your actual age you get rejected. I'd rather look like a buff daddy and just get twinks that are into that. I hate being a late 20s dude who can pass for early 20s cos these twinks just end up rejecting you once they know how old you areI don't even get it, if I found someone hot I'm not going to stop finding them hot when they say they are older. Same in reverse, if you look busted being 18 aint gon get my dick hard
>>214874920sorry m8. no virgins allowed in here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FSfKH60USc>I have studies! >"and she was like," she said, "well I have studies too"
>>214874920right well that's a ktim post isn't it
>>214874920all the shaggers should fuck of to bert then
>>214874906>Game Boy ColorFOY, even if it was the official brand name you should do your patriotic duty and misname it to prove a point
>>214874904I refuse to believe this is real (no, I don't want you to share it)
>>214874800I was working on the assumption that's what the gay teenager was trying to do but didn't count on unc fishing out the paper and pen
I will get a gf
>>214874918BIG UP
in the shed, eating sweeties
>>214874936I mean if you've got the money I'll do it, but I'm not gonna enjoy it
the average human lifespan is absurdly, insultingly brief. Assuming you live to be 80, you have just over 4000 weeks and that’s it.
BENNIE AND THE JETS
i could easily get a shitty gf but i actually have standards
>>214874842tummy
HOW OLD ARE YOU I WANNA KNOW WHY THE TEENIE TWINK REJECTED YOU NIGGER
finished “the diary of a young girl” by Anne frankFucking borefest honestly
>>214874902Nice save incest fiend
I have 3291 flabebe candy but there is like 80 days left of "trade day" for me to get more candies for it thru trading
I reckon it would be cruel for me to get a gf as I'm a cannibal and willeat her
>>214874956Color is the latin spelling. I have a roman nose you see
>>214875049how did it end?
>>214875021might try one next year
>>214875049Tell her mate not us
>>21487504554
>>214875049mad that it was written in ball point pen yet it wasn't invented by that time
Enslave women
>>214875115haha look at squirtle
I have found that in society if you go out of your way to make feel people (LOSERS!) feel comfortable or accommodated not as the ALPHA then you sort of take double damage and get shit on
>>214875049Pepys diary is much more interesting, he writes about shitting and wanking rather than the neth*Rlands
>>214875099Mad how that’s been debunked 6 million times
anne wank
>>214875099>The biro, or ballpoint pen, was invented by László Bíró in 1938 when he patented his design in BritainYeah?
I really want to be a toilet for a 6ft+ 18/19 year old zoomer twink. Just shit in my pathetic 26 year old zillenial mouth. Piss all over my 5'8 frame with your big zoomer cock. If you don't want to interact with me it's fine just shit in a tupperware box and post it to me.
>>214875077>BRB home delivery's knocking
>>214875131Would just be better if they all died out. Evil animals.
Reckon I’d like a gf who’s not conventionally attractive but still cute
Listening to the 'The Dreaming' (1982) by Kate BushIt's fab
you go to the level below them if you do that. agree? its so weird and strange a bit sad!
>>214875145mad that it was written in ball point pen yet it wasn't invented by that time
>>214875115The phenotype of a kinky ass 6 feet tall girl who'll giggle as she blows a snot rocket into your mouth before pegging you. Need this in my life.
>>214874828>Fuck sake catberg pissed on my bed againTaking after its owner pissing all over /brit/ such that piss fetishists blush.
>>214875150least degenerate gay
What's the Frequency, Kenneth?
>>214875145and noncing the servant girls
>>214875150mental illness
>>214875181Oddly specific
>>214875160That's called "girl next door", "homely", "gettable". We all want that.
>>214875165very peng album
>>214875160Get yourself a rugby lass
dogtor mike (lower case) is so fit
fuck sake that lads got me scared about mirror life now
>>214875180That claim is UNVERIFIED
>>214875211Not me. I want a south American model. Hoping one will move next door and fall in love with me
>>214875233fomnyeg x
>>214875237I'd heem mirror me
>>214875180do people still believe this
dogtor mr. dr. doctor mike
>>214875115Corrrrrr
>>214875263mr beast
gentlemen, this is democracy manifest
>>214875225Bet she has strong thighs. If she rode you she could clamp on so you couldnt get her off and youd be forced to impregnate her... haha
mental how fit they are
wow I bet psychiatrists get insane patients about love all the time. I bet they get complaints all the time!
>>214875249what's this, Never Mind The Buzzcocks?
rip Lil peep
Mental how you can actually do the things you thought you’d never be able to do. We’re all gonna make it
>>214875294therapists
I am inferior. I am sub six feet.I am over 25.Tall prettyboy zoomer males are better than me. I do not even deserve their waste but I beg for it nonetheless.
>>214875327finally killed your parents?
It was real. All of it
>>214875249>>>>>>>cashley
And the latest from mirror mousey?
>>214875347Metaphorically speaking, yes
>>214875249Is that idris elba?
im the real mousey, but do need a mirror I need to practise my smile and currently-freakish expressions
Dunno how to build my character. Any cases of boring shy cunts becoming normal people? Doubt it.
>>214875289judging from the pic she does
>>214875287The Aussie had a Swedish surname
>>214875388youre not boring
>>214875249only one of these men is the goat in their position
>>21487518827th February 1664>'Before I went to the office there came Bagwell's wife to me to speak for her husband. I liked the woman very well and stroked her under the chin, but could not find in my heart to offer anything uncivil to her, she being I believe a very modest woman'
>>214875409Says a lot about our woke society
>>214875344黙れヤリマン
>>214875388
>>214875225corr would love a rugby gf who gets all sweaty after a match
>>214875388Thinking of something you’re avoiding and then do it. Grab the bull by the fucking horns. You’ll be dead one day so make the most of it.
goodreads is so woke
wish britain had a climate like this somehwere
>>214875388Just don't care.
brownies really love senor frijola
>>214874904Lmao the economist has become a copium huffing British state propaganda rag like the Telegraph in recent years, all to help the ruling class cope with Britain's decline>when people think about Britain nowadays, all they think about is open borders, stabbings, wealth inequality, failing infrustructure, migrant crime, failing police and inbred nobility>but we have Bonnie Blue! Sure she's one of the most depraved and disgusting whore out there, but she's the least worst thing that people think of when they think of Britain!
got the acid bath on
>>214875451Thats the arid hills of Cornwall
BE flag poster thinks hes friends here
>>214875348>he doesn't know blonde hair sometimes gets darkerwhy are brits so retarded
>>214875451there's a desert down south
>>214875427isn't there a bit where he has a wank in a church because he sees a woman he fancies?
>>214875388Dex faith for kino lighting incantations
>>214875476you still melting down over him tobes?
>>214875451Why? It's awful
Doctor James Mouseworth
Mousey's Theme Hans ZimmerMousey! (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)
>>214875388I did
>>214875427I like this olde English
>>214875483That's an American jew
>>214875462seems more like clickbait than anything else
>>214875476ignore him mouseman he's not worth it
is it even possible to purify 100 shadow Pokemon in like 1 day for the level-up challenge at 48?
long incelgrimage planned for tomorrow
right well there's a female to male individual in my vicinity
BANG! Goes another kanga on the bonnet of the van
>>214875503My apologies
>>214875518>female to maleDating gay trannies eh
>>214875442big fan of ellie kildunne's curly hair but she has an irish surname and black bf so she's a no-go for your humble narrator
remember one time I wanted to play happy wheels at school so I got the password to unblock stuff then typed in totaljerkface and I got caught cause they thought it was a porn site
>>214875404>born Cecil George EdwardsYeah nah, he was a petty crim and semi-professional actor who went by a few pseudonyms in his lifeNot that we don't have swedes herehttps://succulentchinesemovie.com/
>>214875473YEAH MOTHERFUCKER I'M HIGH
Would like to see evropa with me own eyes
>>214875508he is not welcome here and people should report him so that he gets banned. nobody in the thread likes or wants him (and almost 100% have him filtered). after this thread the site
>>214875516all incels should do the pilgrimage to the singing ringing tree
>>214875531nah flatmateberg
>>214875451Why would you want that? We'd all be brown and walking the streets in Arab bedsheets if Britain's climate was like this
>>214875487yeah I think he gets rowed down the thames and gets a hard-on toothe mad lad was randy af
drunk on a sunday night with toil at 9am award
jim "the anvil" davidson
went to a pretty chavvy school ngl, recognised quite a few people on Jeremy Kyle
>>214875550maybe one day, b&q first
He wasn't 54, because anyone comfortable with fucking someone who could even pass for 40 would have no issue. Utter shite. More often it's a late 20s/early 30s guy that can pass for early 20s being rejected by the twink. Ain't no daddy lust twink rejecting you because you're 54 and not 40.
>>214875545my future liege
>>214875348of all the shit to pick the show apart for, the fact that the Lannister's went from blonde to dirty blonde has to be the dumbest
>>214875539spent so many hours on that game back in the day
you guys are all good as you are probably ever going to be, so I guess I should go do everything I can to go figure it out - and make insane progress
>>214875554Several things can be true at the sösame time
>>214875550I can genuinely foresee a future britain where civil war results in massive casualties and a 28 years later style descent into small-scale regional cults, centred on pubs and weird things like the singing ringing tree or that bude tunnel the redditors wank over
>>214875550Gonna spunk all over it
>>214875483Yeah im sure a moor would know all about blonde hair. Fucking idiot
>>214875545Rizzle me this, Batman
>>214875550Imagine how peng it would be to bring a gf up there. Imagine how peng it would be as an incel to stumble across a lovestruck young couple and eat them and put their bones in all the tubes and then one day someone notices that the tubes sound different and finds the bones.
Haha ffs
>>214875610Right well that's just an absolute piece of nonsense
>>214875606I remember this filmhe was practically jizzing his pants constantly and being schizophrenic by day 30 no?
>>214875545are people exploiting childers for internet likes again
>>214875649Semen Retention makes men powerful.#NeverGoon
>>214875613You need to go to Australia to know there are kangaroos theredumb cunt
Why are big hats so sexy?
>>214875675sexy witch
>>214875606actually was unthinkable in 2002
>>214875649Truly horrifying what abstaining from sex for so long can do to a man. Remember to shag your girlfriends / wives tonight lads
>geowizard is a chudbased
sucking a decaf tea
>>214875606he looks like the charlie kirk shooter
>>214875700also di no wanking
>>214875649He was getting cock teased by attractive women thoughbeit
-perverted sexist useless thing
Might pop an edible in and head back to the festival
Get on the Semen Retention.
>>214875730no need to sign your posts
>>214875730>blah blah >>214875724true went schizophrenic as fuck doe
ellen page now looks like josh hartnett with aids
>Might pop an edible in and head back to the festivalFinal sentence of my autobiography
>>214875668Blonde hair when youre young goes dark. When youre an adult blonde hair doesnt randomly go brown. I realise everyone in your village has black hair and pale skin blonde people are only something youve seen on tv but really fuck off
>>214875731hope it's got ket and fentanyl and you start descending into the earth and leave a big trench in your path
got two webbed toes mewould this get me sterilised in the Rorkeist ethno state?
buying a steam deck to piss off the government
don't think i could do 40 days without wanking to be fair
been playing some sniper elite 4few things make you feel as good as sniping a nazi through the heart at 300 yards
>>214875784why would that annoy the government?
sometimes retain my bf's semen when he breeds me
>>214875746Doesnt his ex gf rape him at the end if i remember correctly
>>214875606I'm getting old, he looks about 15 to me now
>>214875783not bothered about the blacks or jews at all but if I saw those webbed trotters you'd be the first to go, you fucking freak
>>214875638on one hand i believe the curse of inceldom should be suffered alone on the other hand it would be nice to have incels feared like folklore monsters
>>214875804dont question me
>>214875806Cor
>>214875770The hair on my arms turned from black to white at puberty
right lads, whats the best pokemon?
spending my youth having sex with escorts...
i find wanking to be a chore and only do it so I don't spunk my bed
>>214875790they do it to "help then get sex"it sort of helps I guess but at some point very soon you have to get through perma getting boners it fucking sucks. and also, then what- just dont jerk off ever again? even healthy, sexually-active people jerk off
>>214875834ok ;_;
>>214875840psyduck
>>214875761no such person as Ellen Page has ever existed
>>214875840quite fond of chinchou
>>214875770what a cringe cunt. Seethe on and cope. I accept your concession btw
The proto gf
>>214875849>help then get sex
>>214875868trvke
>>214875903Why is she your 'roto then
>>214875903Try to sell that skill
>>214875840i liked slowking
>>214875900Youve been proven wrong you absolute mongoloid
>>214875675they're very floofable
>>214875903She has an american bf
>>214875911cause its like "essence" and things and it is
they should make a girl version of incels for us incels to have sex with and love
>>214875840Alakazam or lapras
>>214875946they would be unfathomably hideous
4th October 1667>'Sir W. Batten is so ill, that it is believed that he cannot live till tomorrow; which troubles me and my wife mightily, partly out of kindness, he being a good neighbour, and partly because of the money he owes me upon our bargain of the late prize'
>>214875922An eternity in academia making bank
>>214875946that was proposed but it was shut down by 'the woke'
>>214875536She looks part-black herself
pretending to like psyduck so i can fuck may
Prime Minister David Lammy!!
for me its drifloom and munnaalso enjoy those 2 that look like a meteor and a moon
>>214875903I fingered her in the uni sauna mate
who tf is May? the rival?
>>214875935She looks almost offensively jewish
>>214875968what an absolute tight bastardgo round and rip your cash from his dead hands sammy
>>214875946they're called trannards (ie former incels)
>>214876000No you dont, be quiet
>>214876000minior and lunatone
>>214876009Perfect
>>214875536>and black bfFake news.
by the way YOUR aura is right, yeah I need to be capable of fucking a girl and seeing her around without being weird, and dont know how that would turn out, here, first
50mph winds tomorrowdon't think I'll be leaving my incelcave
>>214875968>>214876022>leaving debts of over £4,000
>>214876066rorke going outside and getting blown away
>>214876066Hope it gets blown off its foundations and flies into a town of midgets
>>214875443>You’ll be dead one dayare you threatening me?
>>214876066you'll be leaving for some exercise rorkewe will evict you from your stinking incel command centre
>>214875903
time to do shitty Pokemon Go battle league and lose games
1st May 1667>'To Westminster, in the way meeting many milkmaids with their garlands upon their pails, dancing with a fiddler before them, and saw pretty Nelly standing at her lodgings door in Drury Lane in her smock-sleeves and bodice, looking upon one - she seemed a mighty pretty creature'
>>214875049she doesnt even mention Neutral Milk Hotel once
>>214876066Tip of cornwall?
just done an unverified poowe'll have more on the story tomorrow
>>214876124dirty old bastard
is breast milk blue top or gold top?
>>214876136selfish bitch
got a week off lads. very productive week ahead of me. going to catch up on all the house stuff that needs doing.
>>214876141Done a ghost before? Up and go, no evidence no mess.
>>214876080that's .8 mil now according to the bank of england calculator
And the latest from...the fucking evil bitch?
Longest 7 days of my life
>>214876147goldtop+ with good bacteria, basically a yakult in a tit
MAYBE ME AND THE QUEEN CAN TAKE ANOTHER OVER
>>214876066nw3 hairline on display
>>214876137god's country
>>214876192poorly executed
>>214876146he was only 34 when he wrote that
sending this to my opps at mcdonalds
martin luther's poo fetish
I no longer have gay thoughts
>>214876252they'll be back
>>214876210Careful /brit/ had an irish lad who said rain on the morrow.
>>214876252BIG WILLY
>>214875903I'll give her a case to research
>>214876252they come and go for me some months im gay some months im straightim not gay though myself
A lot of gay cunts in here
>>214876229in those days that was old
Ffs irish meant brit. Ol dementia get to me you see
>>214876262>>214876268A woman with a willy, small or large, gets me a bit excited. But most in real life are very ugly, bar the Chinese ones.
>>214876308..yh
dua lipa
smoking poo
lorke rike radyboy
losing loads of games yeaaaahhhI am not having a good time in PvP for a long time
>>214876340sex
got a bit of drake on the speakers haven’t I
>>214876332sometimes get a straight boner from trans with a big willy but ones with non functioning small willerts are too gay
>>214876391um
victory road :)BW2 been fun, more enjoyable than BWGlad I played
smoking cement it bad
there's this thread, righton an online forum, people all over the worldthey've got a thread that's supposed to be all british and that, lots of characters making posts on itturns out all them posterslittle chinese fella
>>214876292Case of syphilis you dirty bugger
>>214876308im not gay myself, i just told you
umhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_4eMrsp8FI
>>214876391you used to call me on my cell phone
>>214876422you have no proof
>>214876342K swofford
>>214876423um
>>2148764388 am in Charlotte
next thread should be a chappy edish
>>214876429Seems like it was all via text not actual sex
Drake the kinda nigga to pretend he from the mean streets of North Carolina when he was the wheelchair kid on Degrassi
>>214876429luh cronem playdates
Rorke Burger
NEW>>214876534>>214876534>>214876534
Lmao if the richest man in the world is support your protest, you’ve been fooled! good luck faggots
>>214876446i think i just got all i need
>>214876546>is support
>>214876566>>214876566>>214876566
oh oopsit won't let me delete
