brown gf editionprev >>214872424
holy shit my health insurance actually does cover vasectomies.
wish I was 22 againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpcmmzoPlD4&list=RDCP8wpZ1YbVk&index=25
lost 2 of my favorite lures todaywhat a horrible weekend
I took a selfie today for the first time in probably years and I immediately deleted it out of shock when I saw how ugly I looked
>>214880725>health insurance actually does cover vasectomiesgrim but I bet if you get lung cancer they are gonna try to not cover the chemo
>>214880747damn bro didn't call me up for some fishin
this annie may is really playing havoc on my heart
>>214880744What a great track. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1aYQSDBARsright back at you
We need to stop importing /cum/ from foreign cunts.
>>214880762Sorry bud i was just going to grab some milk but the water calledDrank the hole gallon while i fished. Posting from the toilet rn
tried to click on /adv/ but accidentally clicked on /aco/ instead.
You look like this
>>214880819af
>>214880819not even remotely
Half watching Bullet Train. Good lord this is awful
I went golfing today! Wow!
i look like this
>>214880819I look like this
>>214880819this guy eats cum
>>214880802I agree. We need ICE for /cum/. Too many foreigners taking up posts that should be made by Canadians/Americans/Mexicans.
2 girls are interested in you. Both have the same body count but one has exclusively fucked Chads and one has exclusively fucked fat pimply Discord freaks. Which do you choose?
>>214880748you black?
>woman says she has depression
This one's for charlie kirk*violent attacks a blue haired teenager*
I hide all the Tiktok reposts.
My drunk friend got sick. Only just stopped vomiting bile but has a fever
>>214880854Well I think the germoid got banned last thread
>Then Jesus went about all the cities and villages, teaching in their synagogues, and proclaiming the good news of the kingdom, and curing every disease and every sickness. When he saw the crowds, he had compassion for them, because they were harassed and helpless, like sheep without a shepherd. I think about this passage often these days.
>>214880855The hotter one. >>214880802>>214880854Should I leave?
>>214880855>2 girls are interested in youcannot relate
>>214880883I'm back. It was just for a few minutes.
>>214880881Ooof. Imagine having a hangover just as you come down with the flu/COVID/whatever. Brutal.
>>214880884
>>214880887Nah you’re ok. The German can go thobeit
>>2148808841 Corinthians 1:21
>>214880855Chads.
>>214880855
i still wear a mask in public and feel very uncomfortable if i have to go out without one
I'm a janitorial associate at walmart
It's actually cool and respectable to be a Christian. The same cannot be said about any other religion.
>>214880951Anxiety meds not working?
>>214880953sanitation technician
>>214880923Doesn't contradict the tragic reality of how the human masses are harassed, helpless, despairing, abusing each other, right now.
>>214880953I work in payroll
>>214880953im a waste management consultant
>>214880915I have distant relatives in Canada and they hate Indians.
>>214880915Thanks
I’m Indian. I’m from India. I’m from Pakistan Bangladesh. But most importantly, I’m gay.
>>214881003What are your thoughts on gabagool? >>214881011Pay reparations to Poland evil German.
>>214881011I met a canadian chick recently and she despises indians
Canada deserves Indians
>>214881068I've talked to indian girls and they said they feel safer in Europe than India.
got spooked by a spider in my bathroom, however we spoke and have reached an agreement
I get scared when someone treats me too good. happens with you guys?
>>214881096Indian woman would feel safer in most countries than in India because in Europe no one is going to try to rape them when they go out in public.
>>214881068I have lived in a student dorm with a Paki and I don't cared much about him until he invited other Pakis for midnight cookings and meal during Ramdan.
I saw zero Indians today. Literally not one and I went into three stores and a golf course. Racists will live in giant cities and wonder why they see so many minorities lol.
>>214881097I have to keep reminding myself we are on the same team when once in a while I see these niggas. Recently opened a cabinet and one of them was chilling inside the shelf. Merced him out of animal fear. Sorry spider bro.
>>214880910I think it's the effects of the alcohol
imagine waking up one day and you're just indian.
>>214881113Perhaps, that was years ago before all the Indian hate and memes and everything. I mean I wasn't really online then.
>>214881146Reported for NSFW
https://youtu.be/_4vtVF5HEQQ
>amber alert>"oh gee, let's see what urkelkin are up to">Ty'Juan
It's not the side effects of the cocaine, I'm thinking that it must be love
>>214881146indian of mind or just outward appearance, if you're indian you wouldnt care because you'd be indian
>>214881150People maybe be mean to pajeetas or tell them to go home but no one is going to rape them.
>>214881169The side effects of cocaine is that you need to buy more cocaine.
>>214881096And yet they keep trying to bring india to europe. Curious
>>214881120This would drive me crazy
>>214881178Yeah. One of the girl told me that she got warned about Bulgaria and that we were very racist and xenophobic ect...her parents warned her. But she said she didn't have any problems except for some teenagers yelling at them from a far one time.
>>214881170you look down and notice you're indian in appearance and every word of your mouth is just a lie or a swindle or some abomination like bloody benchod bobs
I like shorts. They’re comfy and easy to wear.
>>214881186She was a student, that wasn't an immigration thing. They just get their diploma here and go somewhere else because the don't pay well here.
>>214881244>that wasn't an immigration thingI mean it is ultimately, but not for my country per say.
>>214881169arbys tier post
I feel like scotland should've seceded
>>214881260It’s Bowie lyrics dawg
>>214881137I usually stare them down for a few seconds and can decipher in those few moments friend from foe
>>214881260is Arbys that bad, it's always the pun of a joke
>>214881277which song?
>>214881288kek
>>214880725
>>214881298Station to Station
>>214881288LOL
>>214881321Honestly I’d like to suck on her tits
Don't think you knew you were in this songAnd it was cold and it rained, so I felt like an actorAnd I thought of Ma and I wanted to get back thereYour face, your race, the way that you talkI kiss you, you're beautiful, I want you to walkWe've got five years, stuck on my eyesFive years, what a surpriseWe've got five years, my brain hurts a lotFive years, that's all we've gotWe've got five years, what a surprise
>>214881288Saved
wouldn't mind sucking of some boobs of any side like suckle suckle so hard on that nipple until its sore
>>214881339>>214881277
>>214881339>And it was cold and it rained, so I felt like an actor>And I thought of Ma and I wanted to get back thereI love the way he sings these lines in particular
>>214881330same, also eat her pussy and butthole
>>214881330What about hers?
>>214881349Love that album. This is me >>214881350
>>214881364nah
>>214881364Hunty bunty looks so cunty
>>214881371https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oP2SS8ggLtU
>>214881353Hmmm yes I agree>>214881364Depends how drunk I am
>>214881376She's serving. And that's on everything.
Gatorade flavor of choice
>>214881410light green
AHOOOOOOO OOOOHHAAAAYY HAAAYHAAAYHAAAAAAAAA
>>214881410grape
>>214881384memba when he did a dnb jungle album?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pF3EQydC9BA&t=103s
you ever wish you were a farmer in bosnia
>>214881376Hunty Bunty’s neovagina was foetid.Hunty Bunty’s neovagina exploded.All the king's doctors and all the they/them,Couldn't put Hunty’s neovagina together again.
>>214881415shut up, lusoX
>>214881384Oh yeah good one too. But I love a ton of his albums. He was on another level.
I think I'll just ask out the fat chick at work so I won't feel so lonely anymore
>>214881389I bet she smells nice down there. Blonde girls always do.
>>214881417dude really said grape
>>214881410Glacier Cherry
>>214881435How fat are we talking? Does she have a pretty face?
>>214881410Lemon lime>>214881437Are a lot of Bulgarian girls blonde?
I condemn /cum/ general
>>214881445>nooooooooooooooo you cant just like grape juice!
>>214881454Idk about 1 in 9/10
>>214881466Condemn this pussy
laugh and the whole world laughs with you
>>214881452doesn't really mattershe's better looking than the last girl I was with that's for sure
>>214880711she isn't brown, she's Spanish
Some bigger girls are pretty hot. Not obese ones though. It’s a fine line.
Sup Alberta! So how long before you declare independence?
>>214881496at you*
>>214881498One of the sluttiest and least loyal girls I’ve ever known was really fat and not very attractive facially. Take that as you will.
>>214881523Infinity years
Hunter Schaefer is one hot tranny.
>>214881448so damn true
goon and you goon alone
any girl here wants to hang out on the cord?
Petting doggo
>>214881523You need to stage a false attack against a radio station near the Montana Alberta border and invade us already. Save us from the tyranny of the east. I regularly get dirty looks for wearing my MAGA hat. I am an abused American minority.
>>214881498You can help her lose weight. There was a fat girl in high school and I always treated her well and when she lose weight she hit me up.
>>214881541you should hang from a cord
DONT BELIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEVE IN YOURSELFDONT DECIIIIIIIIEVE WITH BELIEFKNOWLEDGE COMES WITH DEATHS RELEASEAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AH
german women are very pretty and nice i don’t know why fk prefers yellow monkeys
>>214881578Asian women don’t have an innate genetic need to destroy Europe like German women/people do.
momberg came through hype!
>>214881578cute autistic german women...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kcAJN71-D4
>>214881549America is not sending their best…
>>214881570dont be like that babe
>>214881590That might be true but I'm not really attracted to them unfortunately.
>>214881595
>>214881617sorry that was mean of me
>>214881610I am Canadian by citizenship and birth but American by svol
>>214881635You’re like a pickme girl
>>214880725Of course it does. Circumcisions too I bet.
>>214881635>le Zion Don of ZOGmerica hat8^O
>>214881635fucking cringe. kill yourself
>>214881648I want a better economic deal. American elites offer a better deal than Canadian elites. No brainer for a post national people, we should become Americans.
>>214881410Blue, but i don't want it dyeing my tongue
>>214881626im working on it....
i wish i could grow a big mustache
>>214881667ywnbaa
See even here I am harassed for my pro American beliefs. Save me Trump sama
>>214881718Thought provoking
>>214881688why do americans think they are fucking vikings? why do americans think they are fucking icelandic and germanic?
>>214881717I'm not a pagan. I belong to a religion that integrates norse mythology with christianity. I believe that Thor lighting bolted the romans before they could kill jesus
>>214881729He said, peddling the position of the elites that turned half of Canada into India demographically in 4 years
i feel a poo inside me but i dont think its ready yet
MAGA? More like FAGA. Which stands for fags and gays association.
reckon i do a goon just like cause, dont really feel like it but might as well get it out of the way now and take a shower
>>214881744When I heard how much taxes you pay in Canada I almost started crying.
>>214881734I just knew one danish girl in my fucking life, Katarina, and she flat-out told me Argentina is the superior Latin American country because it snows over there and it's more white, I wasn't left with a positive impression of the Danish, thank you
>>214881667>No brainer for a post national people, we should become Americans.That isn’t real; you’re parroting Justin Trudeau’s absurd ideology. Canadians are a distinct ethnic group that has been around for several centuries. Just as the Anglo-Saxons comprised of the Angles, Saxons, and Jutes as founding peoples, Canadians are a distinct people founded by the English, Scots, Irish, and French.
>>214881744The well has been poisoned, that's for damn sure. Still doesn't mean pedos and Satan worshippers should be the ones to fix things (keep in mind both Dems and Repubs are Satan worshipping pedos and the problem is incorrigible).
>>214881775She's right, you know>>214881769Canadians must rise up. I hate to see those fine people suffer
>>214881775Katarina is a pretty name, was she cute?
>>214881797She was a 16 year old toddler, you sick bastard
>>214881780But I’m ethnically german+austrian. Don’t tell me I’m not Canadian, anon.
>>214881793>>214881797She was a little chubby, had very pink skin, long blonde hair and green eyes
liquid chlorine ate through my shoelaces (the shoes themselves, timberland boots, were unscathed)
JJ mcarthy sucks and the vikings are trash
>>214881817I've got Timbs hiking boots, I like them a lot.
>>214881793Canada is beautiful, I really don't want to see it getting invaded and destroyed. >>214881809she can still be pretty>>214881813>had very pink skinconcerning
ITT we are Aryan, Faustian, Nietzschean, Goyimpilled, Gentilepilled, White, Implicit, Waffen-SS pilled, Panzerdivision pilled, aristocratic, porn-viewing, cocaine-snorting, Hitler-saluting, Ukraine-supporting, NATO-supporting, landlord-defending, Costco-consuming, zesty, moist, LOTR-consuming, Israel-supporting, Marvel-watching, JAV-gooning, Evropean, Germanic, National Socialist, Skyrim-playing, Right Wing Porn Battalions
The vikings were actually black
>>214881825I've worn this pair every day at work and they've served me well for the past ~3 yearsvery durable and very comfortable, I tell people it feels just like wearing sneakers but with a steel toe
>>214881826Some nordics have such sensitive skin they are allergic to water, their skin starts bleeding when in contact with water, she had that and that's why she didn't go to the swimming lessons. Thank you
OJ Simpson was a very good football player
erin andrews is looking BAD
>>214881812You’re simply not. If it makes you feel any better, I myself am 1/8th German, but 7/8ths Canadian is good enough to qualify as Canadian according to the Nuremberg Laws.I don’t see any reason to remigrate non-Canadian Europeans from Canada UNLESS they’re undermining Canadian interests, sovereignty, etc.
>>214881818This is a boring game
>>214881864I didn't know that. I've seen some Germans and Bongs in Greece and their skin is very red, it's very unpleasant when they are fat.
>>214881868I think we should remember him for his talents and not for his crimes
`any girls here wnat to watch the 97 berserk anime with me
>>214881896It was justice for george floyd you white piece of shit, your dick is literally pink
AAA TRUMP SAVE ME I CANT AFFORD A HOUSE
>>214881900shut yo goofy ass up
>>214881873I don’t think I’ll be consulting 1930s German racial classifications to determine what I am.
>>214881915I had a debate yesterday with a friend, and he wouldn't shut the fuck up about there being a housing crisis because there aren't enough immigrants to build the fucking housing. So, he was arguing America should mass-import immigrants to build the fucking housing.
>>214881928ahem *taps the sign*>>214881834
*plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap*
pawg gf snowbunny
>>214881812>I’m ethnically german+austrian.>>214881928>I don’t think I’ll be consulting 1930s German racial classifications to determine what I am.???
>>214881933I can't do this.
>>214881943why not?
Israel bad
>>214881936The icelandic sees this every day, I don't know, this isn't new for him
>>214881933please don't post this or any variation of it ever againthanks
>>214881590asians have a genetic need to colonize white men, not that I'm complaining
>>214881950She's too big, I bet it smells bad. I've been with chubby girls but not like that.
>>214881931He's right. That's why Los Angeles which has a trillions of illegals has such cheap housing
I’m so good at engi in TF2Rockin’ uncletopia like a stone cold incel
>>214881938My ancestors all moved to Canada in the 1800s. I have nothing to do with the failed German empires of the 20th century.
>>214881933>>214881943The only time I’ve resorted to trying to fuck a fat girl off Tinder (she catfished me with old photos, and then I was already there, so I figured I might as well get my dick wet anyway; “bird in hand,” etc) I couldn’t get hard and it was a waste of time. I could rationalize how it was a good idea, but on a fundamental animalistic level I wasn’t attracted to her.
>>214881969The difference being the icelandic actually sticks his pink dick inside their pink pussies, thank you
I've noticed normalfags using "ragebait" a lot lately. Did some youtuber use this term recently?
>>214881974>I'm so good at the class that sits in a corner the whole match while a literal aimbot farms points for me
*sqlerch sqlerch sqlerch sqlerch sqlerch sqlerch sqlerch sqlerch sqlerch sqlerch sqlerch sqlerch *
>which ones the pink and which ones the stink?>...>you don't know do ya?
>>214881975My ancestors were exiled to iceland over 900 years ago. Propably for some kind of horrible crimes>>214881980Stop it. Just shut up about me
Sometimes I still get upset that I lost my copy of Pokemon Sapphire in a hotel in 2006
>>214882002From where, Denmark?
>>214881996normies are enraged by what they don't understand, and they don't understand anything, so it's actually quite a succinct and useful term for them
>>214882008Probably norway
>>214882002Maybe you’re a descendant of Leif Erikson. That guy probably got lots of pink pussy.
More like SNOREway
you know what they say, 1 Asian qt in the arms is worth 10 jeets shitting in the gutter
Frozen is literally nazi propaganda, thank you
Iceland should be an Anarcho-Capitalist paradise
>>214881997>provide ammo and healing for team>get team to the objective from spawn>create safe zones and kill zones with my turretwhy yes, I am an engichad, thank you for noticing
>>214882031reality is nazi propoganda
>>214882002It's funny, I'm white but my dick isn't pink
>>214881976How fat are we talking. I could get hard if either the tits or ass are good, or the face. But again we are talking chubby not morbidly obese.
It is 7:59 PM.
still watching anime
how often do you meet your gf? I think I meet her 3-4 times a week usually
There has never been a decent Germonkey post
>>214882026I'm not>>214882037We used to beMinus the paradise part
>>214881974What server? I want to join as spy
>>214882045You can't be white if you don't have pink nipples and a pink dick
>>214882052I'd be happy to meet once a week. One Asian girl I dated only met once every two weeks or even less
>>214882052That's not enough.
>start thinking about unresolved plotlines of a fantasy series I read years ago>look her name up and she did a reddit post 4 months ago saying it's almost done
>>214881945Chinese driver spotted.
>>214882059Closest we can get on this Earthly realmIceland should annex the Faroe Islands
I’m ethnically gay
What are you doing tomorrow
>>214882074working
I just produced a strange involuntary yelp noise. I think a spooky ghost just dumped one in me.
*snnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiffffffffffffffffffffff*
>>214882046She was just chubby. Basically every other girl I’ve been with has been skinner than average. The only exception being when you’re dating someone for a while and she puts on a bit of “getting comfortable” weight, but at least that’s something you can get used to gradually, and also didn’t get up to the level of actually being chubby
i smell bad
>>214882074It's already tomorrow, I'm going to work.
>>214882066she lives like 30mins away from my place and we both work full-time>>214882064once every two weeks seems less.
>>214882073Do you want to do butt stuff with me?
Thread theme: https://youtu.be/Mq9zhpBweDk
>>214882097nice aspect ratio tard
>>214882074>>214882082 + gym
>>214882074Chilling. Eating some food, drinking some beer, playing some games. The works
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Symmastia
>something I need to do>can’t stop procrastinating for like 12 hours now
>>214882118its an cover for a soundcloud song, quit being a nerd faggot
>>214882111https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_sBOsh-vyI
>>214881969I'm the brazilian in wisconsin I also see this every day
In my city Chinee peepo park like this and drive down the sidewalk. How about your city?
>>214882107Let’s have an orgy with all of /cum/
>>214882095I see, it really depends on a lot of factors.>>214882103I see. How long have you been together?
>>214882146call the cops and get his ass fined
does jerking off lower your testosterone levels
>>214882153like 3-4 months
I guess if I’m gonna get high this evening I should do it now.
>>214882146I can't tell what I'm looking at. If that's a road why are the stop lines painted on only 1 side wtf
>>214882162Haven't tested my T but no fap makes me more energetic and I feel like I can lift a car.
>>214882060Uncletopia :)Montéal 1join (it’s PvE)
spaniard pirate metalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCAht19XC8Q&list=RDBCAht19XC8Q&start_radio=1
>>214882164Any plans of living together? I already would have told her to move in with me probably. I think that's what I did last time, Maybe on the 5 month mark.
>>214882176gonna try nofap for a while and see if it increases my gainz
>>214882162It’s complicated. If you do nofap, your testosterone will initially rise, but then it’ll fall lower than your initial baseline in the long run. There’s also a greater boon for testosterone levels from having sex with a woman than from jacking off. Peak test would probably be to regularly have sex with an interval of a few days between sessions.
>>214882138https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwkmNC7ZUUEdamn shame about everything after the resistance
>>214882205https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRtdD1rORIc
feel like brown girls are more trustworthy than white women you know what i mean, they're more down to earth like you know what to expect
>she gained some comfort weightdoesn't exist, please get ya fat bitch on some salad and a treadmill
I think it’s time to step into an ice cold beer
>>214882199I think I get better work outs also - if you are talking about those types of gainz.
dumb n**gertoroposter
hows vegas doing? still classy?
>>214882210I think Stockholm Syndrome is one of the best guitar riffs ever written. It goes so hard.
>>214882212My first girlfriend was a brown brazilian girl and she was great. Wish I didn’t fuck that relationship up.
You should not walk/run when you're fat.You should fast and/or do non-impact exercise like a bicycle.
>>214882231It's dying because of online gambling
sex isnt normal
>>214882240Running spikes your cortisol. That's why real mfers walk
>>214882231it was unironically better when it was ran by literal mobsters
>>214882241what about the frank sinatra vibes, that still around?
>>214882172The chink is parked in the right-hand parking lot lane and not in a stall. So only the oncoming lane is free for traffic going either way. The guy (more likely a woman, actually) parked in a thoroughfare, essentially.
>>214882252>That's why real mfers walkfatty cope
>>214882254Hell no. It’s all corporate
reminder that diddy was implicates in a celebrity extortion and prostitution ring
>>214882253>tipDo Americans really?
>>214882254>frank sinatra vibesNigga think life is a disney movie
>>214882200is this a scientific fact or just dudebro lore?I have experienced something similar, get very horny if I don't jack off for a week or two but if I stretch it to a month then I stop thinking about sex almost entirely
new>>214882287>>214882287>>214882287
>>214882197It's too early lol. She has her lease till august so maybe next august or something. Also I kinda want my own space. Also, she keeps thinking that I'll dump her so I need to reassure her enough first lol
>>214882277Turned out to be bullshit
>>214882220i want sick pumpz and shirt shredding pecks, theoretically this should net me more pussy which will in turn result in higher T levels as per this Anon >>214882200
>>214882286why shouldn't it be
