poop diddy poop

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2 weeks until me holiday x

>belgian nonce gets banned
>heathermong gets on shift
curious

Noticed that British streamers always seem to adopt some type of American accent blended with their own

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRqsbZFL-og

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Conor McGregor will not run for president of Ireland

>go on a date last night
>she's nice
>about twice the size of her pictures
>asking me when we're going out again
Gonna have to let her down gently

>>214886594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-L1oEiRu9j8

>>214886604
Do they hide it that well?

>>214886656
Women are masters of this stuff

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>>214886666

>>214886604
the looser the waistband
the deeper the quicksand

brit windy out

Might have an Alicia Rhodes wank

Just had the most awkward interaction
>housemate works at a pub
>says he's going to work early to have a quick schooner and relax before his shift TN
>go with him and he asks for a pint and a schooner
>'you're working later right'
>'yeah just having a drink with my housemate'
>his coworker refuses to serve him while I just stand there and smile
>get a pint and a cocacola while he messages his manager and tells me that its totally fine to drink before work in pub industry (it is tbf)

hate how fast my hair grows, wish i could have it cut once a month and be fine

>>214886591
lol
can't believe Elon shilled for him
Deeply unserious political operator trump did well to get rid of his stench before he brought him down

>>214886786
australia has fallen

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>>214886786
>schooner
why dont you just say glass like the rest of civilized society?

>>214886809
Howled when I saw he'd done a talk at the dommy wobinson march

>>214886591
That's a good thing
The president of Ireland is a meaningless position
It has no power at all
He needs to start an anti-migration party
It is not at all a coincidence that all anti-migrant parties in the UK are run by Pakistanis (advance/reform)
They need a real one run by a real nationalist

>>214886838
Its pot (half pint), schooner (2/3 pint) and pint here
In the UK where I'm from its just pints and half's
We don't use the term glass outside glass of wine

god i wish carl would fix his audio visual sync
very off putting

>>214886888
Sargon?
Don't understand why he's so shit at making videos is it intentional
His can is constantly going out of focus cause he just won't set it to fixed focus and his audio sync is awful
Stupid dumb gen x scum

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Consider the following

>>214886950
He 100% got groomed by a tranny discord

Wouldn't mind a ruslters burger now
Or even a proper maccies

boipucci must have been good to make him want to shoot someone

>>214886950
uncs, man

>>214886981
Rustlers is nicer than McDonalds. McDonalds is always disappointing and it's more expensive than a nice rustylers

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Winter is icumen in

any icumen in

Might be nap time team

>>214887062
Go on lad* you deserve it

*short for lady :3

whats the lrish version of a chav/ned?

Crazy that Ricky Hatton made Wayne Rooney look handsome

>>214886950
Halo is for us uncs. It's not a game for 22 year olds

I have been up since before 7:00 am today. A nap is well earnt I reckon

>>214887003
dogshit opinion rustlers are faker than your tits

>>214887091
It's comments like this that make people kill themselves you ghoul

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>>214887012
Have you completed 70.50% of your 2025 goals?

>>214886885
people used to use schooners, brown ale is meant to be serve in one

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>>214887104
gn

i just want to talk to the guy who invented stand ups

Leftypol doing political assassinations because he played animal crossing

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why yes i do have the week off toil, you are correct

>>214886972
His tranny gf was a libertarian that mocked the left on reddit lol
Guess he was more defensive of trannies than his pet tranny

>>214887125
I'm too young for that to be sure
Never heard it till I arrived here

>>214887146
Did he actually have a tranny gf?

>>214887175
Yeah he lived with a tranny and they confirmed it was 'romantic' but that tranny had a reddit acc that was libertarian

>>214887120
Don't think boxers care about being good looking do they?

Leftypol has blood on his hands

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I've got housemates
Imagine just waking up to your entire life being turned upside down cause one of them got trump derangement syndrome and executed some milquetoast establishment conservative that wasn't even nearly as right wing as you are because of much fascism
Must be having a wild ride that troon aye

As far as I'm aware, the early Roman Church essentially took the philosophies of Plato and Aristotle and used them to interpret the Bible and we've used that same Hellenic framework of understanding Christianity for the entirety of Western history.
Makes the claim that we have "Abrahamic morality" a bit incorrect

was at a wedding at the weekend there. Didn't know anyone so just sat silently by myself trying to look happy for a few hours then left. Arguably it would have been more polite to not attend.

Test

>>214887243
Retarded nigger thinks Plato and Aristotle have philosophies that are remotely consistent with one another

anyone else 20 but feel more like 30? very grim, cant imagine how i'll feel if i make it to 30

>>214887243
nietzsche said that Christianity was platonism for the masses

>>214887266
it's the opposite for me.....

Leftypol stopping to George Dubya Bush evangelical levels of blaming the darn violent video games and satanic internet websites and gosh darn pornography hysteria rather than accept that transgender antifa communist networks are to blame for a political murder

The same ideology that has people enjoy things like "Chapo Trap House", "DSA", "Hasan", "AOC", "Contrapoints", "Hbomberguy", "Feel the Bern" is what motivated this violence

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>>214887242
after the boston marathon the younger guy's uni accommodation was raided by the FBI. His dorm mates said he was a normal guy, sold weed, was a shagger.

Incidentally, the mark wahlberg movie about the whole thing is pretty good.

pooing at the moment

>>214887265
For me its Mrs. Doasyouwouldbedoneby from the water babies

>>214887253
When this happened to me I got really drunk and made friends with the photographer against his will and while he was roaming round I got to know everyone
I blacked out at some point shortly after attempting to walk aroubd the room in the Bride's high heels and when I crawled out of my hotel room the next day three people I had no memory of ever meeting shouted
>THERE HE IS
Have never seen anyone from that day again except the bride and groom because I'm their autistic freak neighbour but they said I was fun

>>214887302
*stooping

>>214887266
Im 30 but feel 20. Except in appearance and energy level then im about 65

>>214887302
Not only that but leftypol tried to shift the blame onto the right just like he did with the trump shooter

poo loading lol

only wedding i've ever been to was my work mates, i didn't realize the evening attendees can wear whatever they want and i turned up in a full suit like a mong

ngl leftypol is pretty based killing his enemies

>>214887302
Its very simple. Calling everyone with any opinion thats against yours a fascist or a nazi. Then violence is acceptable

foraging for mushrooms in my incel cavern

>>214887337
Im 31 and people at work keep mistaking me for being in my early 20s
I get ID'd about 75% of the time I buy alcohol
A 19 year old girl was flirting with me at a party before finding out I'm 31 and calling me old

the charlie k took my boyfriend away

>>214886710
looks like an oreo

>>214887369
I thought his enemies were billionaires not youtubers with wrong think

>>214887363
I've never seen anyone attend the reception in anything less than a full suit lad, you weren't the mong in that situation.

At the minimum you can get away with not wearing a tie or waistcoat to the reception (but not the ceremony).

Here at 4chan we've always valued human life and yeah we like a few edgy jokes but making fun of a man who was tragically murdered is too far

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Start new job tomorrow, looking after 100 baby cows. Did it last year too, just a part time thing. On one hand I prefer being unemployed, on the other it's nice to actually have some kind of point to my day. Don't need the money, just do it to help out the farm.

literally rode past my sister's wedding on a bus

broke up with my mrs of 6 years earlier this year and finally decided to start dating again around the beginning of summer, what a grim experience it is dating in your late 20s basically your only options are ~30 and over women with a child that are looking for actual relationships or early 20 year olds that are generally unbearable and just want sex

if you're not settled with the woman you want to have kids with by 25 you're basically fucked

>>214887420
ever shag them up the arse?

>>214887420
seems like a fairly large number of cows for one man to look after

I brushed my teeth this morning

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>>214887369
This feels more like a desperate lashing out of a violent but fragile ideology, like Islamism was. Al Qaeda killed their enemies. Then got brutally curbstomped by the power of the US Empire. Within the next few weeks we might see a domestic War on Terror on every group like this in America. Expecting a lot of FBI raids on Reddit terrorist cells

heh so much for the tolerant left
*gets shot*

>>214887448
>If you kill your enemies, they win

>>214886885
i always thought a schooner was bigger than a pint. how disappointing

couldn't be raising another man's child, me.

>>214887422
Literally rode my sister

>>214887376
Unc

>>214887422
you give the venue a wee wave at least?

>>214887482
any link?

>>214887472
If you kill annoying but harmless "SJWs owned" YouTubers you might accidentally radicalise a new wave of Christian Nationalism across the country and get absolutely obliterated

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Does Britain have buffets?

>>214887472
if you kill your enemies so they start bombing you into dust with jets, yeah they'll probably win

My sister buried me today

>>214887478
Nah brother but it makes sense having been here a while
Its better when its extremely hot to get smaller beers more often
Does suck in winter tho

one of my old mates used to cheat on his gf all the time, eventually split up with her went and had a baby with another woman and then came back to her (she was perfectly ok with it)

what kind of spell does he have her under

>>214887509
Yes but relatively few blacks so this doesn't happen (much)

undertook someone this morning on the way to work
Thats just what I do mate

>>214887522
>Its better when its extremely hot to get smaller beers more often
makes sense

>>214887478
Consider the fact that we're hot and drink a lot of lager style beers that taste like arse warm
Also we were closer to the yanks and prohibition so we have serving sizes that are influenced by historical wowserism

>>214887529
Most likely abused her

>>214887529
>what kind of spell does he have her under
you know that who posts here obsessing over his ex who left him 6 years ago? that

>>214887529
Extorvert with introvert. Imagine shes very insecure and easy to manipulate, happens with men too

>the previous pope was Argentinian
>the current pope is from Chicago
Yeah no, they're both wops, like all the popes from the middle ages and early modern era were.

>>214887558
women usually move on easily though

A schnitty and a pot and then back to toil
An entirely reasonable proposition

>>214887529
This is the norm for shagger men. They just do as they please and women love that attitude on a man. You get much further acting like that than as a timid nice-guy virge.

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/737105

Sign.

>>214887566
Is it morally wrong

>>214887581
usually, but they can be just as obsessive

kirk was killed by israel and trump though

>>214887585
my gf would likely stab me if i so much as talked to another woman in a non platonic manner

got back to back interviews starting in an hour. amazing how quickly the novelty of interviewing candidates wears off, really cba, only doing it to get brownie points with bossberg as my contract is up for renewal in a couple of months

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Legooooo

>>214887579
https://x.com/charliekirk11/status/1670151306085011458

>>214887599
corrrr

>>214887609
Cat funt

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>>214887431
mong

>>214887438
the farm provides silage, cake, hay and all that I just gotta give it to them. most complicated bit is when they need injections, I gotta get someone else to do it because I don't know how.

>>214887579
Definitely an advantage to speak eyetie
Still reckon old mate George Pell would of been in with half a chance if he hadn't nonced those kids

>>214887598
really not a conspiracymong but my mind instantly went here when i saw they voted to not release any epstein files the day of his death

trump and israel literally made him a sacrificial lamb

>>214887429
>if you're not settled with the woman you want to have kids with by 25 you're basically fucked
Been learning this recently

>>214887616
I’m 6’1

>>214887609
well done lad. how tall are you?

>>214887637
twink cunt

>>214887624
bit silly since people will still care about epstin in a week and see the republican voting records

>>214887636
Depends on if you’re a high value man or not

>>214887533
My mates dad used to go to the pizza hut buffet with tupperware

some men go their whole lives without shagging and then die alone after a lifetime of wageslaving for nothing

and that's OK. It's a good thing.

>>214887642
doesnt matter if people see it if it never makes the news cycle and no normies are talking about it so it's basically worked

also currently typing this with a pooey arse. just did a shit but haven't wiped yet

Half a stone lost in three days. Get in.

>>214887640
>>214887637
:)

whats barmers approval rating

and the latest from seaside mark?

>>214887669
isnt that extremely light for someone your height? i weigh the same at 5'9 and have a really good physique. add a few inches and i'd look skinny

cheeky bit of frasier in bed with a cuppa to start my day off off

>>214887663
remember to wash your hands

>>214887653
it is if you’ve got tesla level imagination to help you cope. i cry every night

>>214887684
Yeah but I was fat as fuck before so I’m trying to get as lean as possible so there is no fat left on my body then I can bulk. That’s what fit told me anyway

>>214887653
KTIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

genuinely why does sacked tranny post here when he just gets told to kill himself daily

>>214887678
The Labour party is plotting to oust him
If they're smart we'll have Prime Minister Burnham by 2026
If they're stupid we'll have Miliband or some dumb foid

weather like this just reminds me why I love living here

>>214887728
>The Labour party is plotting to oust him
surely not so soon

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Lads, do you ever kill people in your dreams?

I had an odd dream last night.

>>214887728
so a dumb foid it is
how do they go about getting rid of him? surely they cant no confidence vote him

>>214887587
france have to play ball as well

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Miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe

>>214887708
occasionally I wonder what protections and copes my brain is putting in place to keep me from facing the reality of my situation and ending my own life

honestly I am surprised at how buoyant and good natured I am most of the time, even if I have to slightly force it

>>214887735
alri leftypol

>>214887735
When they put my on SSRIs all my dreams were hyper violent. They weren't nightmares either, they were just dreams featuring extreme violence. The very first night I was transported to mesoamerica in the days of old and I was running through a corn field with one of those big obsidian-lined clubs chopping down my foes.

>>214887734
>>214887742
It's a lot harder for Labour to mutiny a leader than it is for Tories
But it happened to Corbyn when his popularity fell in the shitter so the precedent is there

>>214887747
Open a pub/hotel there lad. I'm not kidding, go to the bank and see if they'll give you a loan to open a pub there.

>>214887687
quite stylish

>>214887776
MERCY

Australia's most prominent rorke politician is an indigenous lady which is another reason why we're relatively safe from yank style political violence

Why has King Charles not told Keir Starmer to cut it out with the genocide?

>>214887772
where does this end? the population is too docile and rorke doesnt have the numbers for a civil war
if we kick the can down the road for another decade our nation will be dead

>>214887810
He has no power

>>214887810
He might
Charles is one of the biggest paki lovers in the country

I've got so fat lads

>>214887742
>how do they go about getting rid of him?
Force him to resign by threatening him with a scandal

>>214887810
he's not allowed, at least not publically.

>>214887773
It's a GP office

nearly every problem western countries face would be solved over the next decade if we enslaved women btw

>>214887810
What genocide?

>>214887846
Then a tattooed pink-haired feminist with hairy armpits and a navel piercing is more powerful than the King. Mad world.

>>214887877
white genocide

Went to a Sizzlers once in America and some obese woman had a heart attack and had to be taken away by paramedics.
It was my first time in the country and i just assumed that's how all Americans leave a restaurant

Rorke your life is not 'a movie'

Bon voyage Greta! You got it this time.

>>214887889
Last time that was a thing was 1945

>housing shortage
>carehome staff shortage
>farm worker shortage
>millions of unemployed
why can't the government solve these problems in one go

>>214887830
get on the jab

my life an anime

>>214887920
im going to invent longage to counteract all the shortages

>>214887920
no one wants to pick berries and wipe bums for 12 quid an hour, except nigerians and eastern euros

>>214887901
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kntQNeSge5s

>>214887920
They are inventing robots for that

>>214886534
LOL!

You should do what we do and get pacific islanders in

>>214887967
we've got flips

>>214887949
if they can't find themselves anything else to do other than burden the state they should be forced to do so

Right rorke first of all blacks built britain

>>214887988
You are advocating slavery

>>214887967
we have every cunt from every corner of the earth no joke

>>214887988
hot take around these parts lads. If the neets were awake at this hour, they'd be very angry

Any tips for freshers' week?
What about for a 190cm autistic virgin incel freak?

what will we do when nigerians and filipinos start demanding a reasonable wage

>>214888012
Yeah just go to the getting drunk thing and get drunk or I don't know how it works in Britain

rorke mate the billionaires want you to hate the biomass they imported

>>214888024
You go to the club but a 190cm autistic virgin incel freak can't dance

>>214888012
sign up to some random societies. They all do nights out as a group during freshers. basically free mates for a couple of weeks while you get yourself out there

>>214888058
he can dance if he wants to

>>214888012
Go back in time and make your parents feed you a more balanced diet

>>214888078
er... all mates are free...

>>214888098
not yours
your mum pays them

>>214888079
he can leave his friends behind

>>214888106
done that freak

Can't get over Trump being asked if he's handling Charlie's death ok and trump just saying 'yeh' before immediately pivoting to talk about his new ball room

hullo hullo