Marie Kondo edition
Non bbc fetish edition
>>214895221>I am forgotten
she's like an angel
you can only choose one
>>214895657>>214895550>>214895330>>214895221Any sole pics?
all 1 person VPNfreak
>Gook editionPathetic
the local spoonshttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1757807322534364.webm
What's the AoC in the Netherlands?
babe wake up, new chris spargo vid just dropped
the black person CV (minus slavery)
Get the bant made please
>>214898036he's not even a stripper just a normal black blokethis is a typical lived experience if most black men in this countrymental
Bob Vylan in Holland cracking hymens like Crisco
>>214898046'
>>214898090youre pathetic
>>214898071>lived experience
well rorke?
love these lads
>>214898090you in your stinking bedroom wasting away
living vicariously through blapeppu
>I imagine I'm talking about Mars bars and to trigger everyone here and bring their innermost feelings to the surface
>>214898162Whys it all blurry
>>214898162wow a sourceless jpg that someone could've just made upembarrassing that you even saved that
>>214898071you are a permavirgin and nobody will ever love you
>echoey female voice note "we had such a good time Fred, everyone dancing [several black people starting whooping and shit in the background]">melancholic piano starts playing>build up>for the drop, the main vocal or synth riff plays once unaccompanied and then every other instrument comes in together
must feel good to be Chinese right now
tugging on my little green willy with tweezers
prepping for an internal job interview on wednesday got EXTREME mental health at the thought of itgoing t have to take 3g of phenibut and turn up cunted arnt i
>>214898225right, pretty sure that's a cock and balls there
>>214898271an interview? just assume you definitely haven't go it but you're going in to practice for the next interview after this one
>>214898240when she smells my unwashed willy
>>214898290would be a good idea if i didn't have to face the interview panel at work every day after
i'm 30 and i still pick my nose and eat it
most of BLACKED is fake edits
>>214898369ktim
>>214898036rorke in the back
It has nothing to do with immigration you're all just racists.
>>214898225Blue board btw
just finished squeezing out a triple flusher
I thought I was getting some weed today but fuck me I guess now im sad
>>214898402corr think I've only ever managed double flushers myself, need to up my game
can i actually take notes in to an interview
watching bone tomahawk (2015) and playing sniper ghost warrior contracts 2
>>214898504>bone tomahawk (2015)Heckin racist film
>>214898438picked up a half oz of loud myself this afternoon from my punctual white dealer
minun going in his pocket for something
>>214898504>>214898545good movie, I enjoyed it
Columbus: Villain or Hero?
>>214898356you'll actually perform better if you take the pressure off
>>214898492like 10 pound notes to bribe them? no
>>214898090Do hymens actually make a 'crack' sound when you break them? I'm a virgin lover, so u wouldn't know.
rape them into dirt
>>214898580>A new genetic study and historical analysis suggests explorer Christopher Columbus was likely a Spanish Jew, not from Genoa, Italy.Villain
My gf absolutely adores me to the point it's actually quite chokingNot sure if I should be honoured
GIWTwm
>>214898644don't know I don't have a hymen and neither did my uncle
Can anyone explain to me what a triple flusher is?
the hymen is thick (urothelium?)
sausage, mash, peas and onion gravy for teananberg loves me so much it's unreal
got a new monitordidnt get an hdmi to dvi cable, had to go back to the shoplooks nice, feels too big
no, the hymen is a thin membrane of fibrous connective tissue and stratified squamous epitheliumno, its thick
>>214898775*takes a sausage off your plate*sorry gaz
>>214898816put the cherry garcia down, wojciech
>>214898746Creamier than a double flusher
>>214898746yeah lad open your mouth i'll give a demonstration
actually im not smoking weed or drinking rn so I can go read again not reading that however. thats because it DOES say its thin and then thick then thin again and its ghey
>>214898746it's a poker phrase
I re-re-remember now it saying thin membrane of fibrous connective tissue going to smoke and read :3 today I learned about adenosine... based
>>214898870poker arse
Does anybody remember when Tank Gates, Carol's old friend from high school, absolutely KEKOLDED Mr. Brady?
the magpies outside are really cute but i'm afraid they'll try to eat the neighbourhood parrot
hymen butt prolapse (for some reason)
when i was 17 i performed a magic spell to make this girl from my class fall in love with me and it worked too well
sitting here and not reading at the same time is a bit mad. damn its been like 6 hours
when I was 17 i got jumped on my way home from sixth form and wanked off forcibly by 2 men
>>214898955thats a movie forgot the name
>>214898746a big shit that won't go down
any of yous looking for a fucking shag or not
>>214898994jealous
vulpix would get it however
>>214899021in a relationship so can't but yes would love to shag
under 10 minutes until the misery of toil is vanquished for another day
thoughever
>>214899004watership down or something
>>214899097scary film...
>>214899085uh excuse me anon we need someone to stay behind late tonightthanks you're a star x
wind is mental todayblown my house away
>>214899126they wouldn’t ever bother asking me something like that, I’m rather boisterous and not a team player
>>214899085i don't finish until half 5
not heard from garageberg and there's only an hour until closing. Takes me 50 mins to walk there. Will leave at 17:00 and just hope they call me at some point walking there, otherwise I'll be walking home.they did say it would be ready today though
the wind is OK weather. the rain is pretty cucking
>>214899161mental that they silently increased the work day to 9-5.30, doesn’t get spoken about enough
I'm just a mixed race kid form kirkby
>>214899177*looms overhead ominously*
wingberg is sweeping me up into the air and blowing me across the street
nigga name kirby
>>214899180we love rain here
>>214899161>>214899190I'm a flexi wfh chad I finished at 3 today
>>214899204arghhhhhthey just called and it's ready so that's me away now x
>>214899158bins were nearly in the road round here
>>214899212that picture is of somewhere in America
>>214899177Ring now and ask?
was looking out the window earlier and a big gust of wind blew a bird quite forcibly downwards, hope he landed okay
>The couple's first child, a daughter, was born in 2022.[222][223][224]
Starmer just refuses to read the room with the whole condemning “far right thugs” thing, my brudda is out of touch with public opinion
>>214899286who gives a shit what starmer thinks he's a dead man walking
watching videos on how to correctly pick up a cat in case I need to pick up a berg in future (I don't have one)
that guy had a wife and kid and the people making fun of his appearance dont :)
>>214898898This is /brit/, not /yank-rubbish/
>>214899283leftypol has lost it
>>214899301umm you can't say that
>>214899301is that a threat
First two mins of the new Sam Hyde episode is insane
>>214899283least mentally ill leftypops
this shauna girl wants to shag me something naughty I can tell
>>214899301FAO: GCHQI MEANT THAT IN THE SENSE THAT HIS GOVERNMENT HAS LOST ALL CREDIBILITY AND HE IS STILL IN OFFICE BUT NO LONGER IN POWER IT WAS MERE POLITICAL ANALYSIS NOT A DEATH THREAT
>>214899283least obvious rorke falseflag
>>214899283absolute state of the left. when he dies he will have to answer to god though
Why the fuck do brit niggers lock their theses behind University portals. What the fuck is wrong with you. They should be public.
me own son. a nonce.
Love Indian women me.
im a dead man wanking
>>214899341state of this, this is exactly what’s wrong with England
>>214899319it is odd how they always converge upon the same fantasy isn't it (see a bunch of posts ITT, heatherjew's entire life etc.)it makes one start to wonder if they're not actually joking
>>214899373to clean your house?
>>214899345give it up mate, we have your accountyou've been rumbled
I need a normal gf
>>214899275the fox was put off by the wind when i put the food out last night
and if the bonnie blue bang buscrashes into ussssto cum by your sideis such a heavenly way to die
bunch of animal lovers in the thread rn :) based
see a couple of big strong rorkes stomping around the town centre I stayed out of their way
he's out of line, but he's right>>214899301
>>214899418you’ll never take me alive(tries to jump through the nearest window but it doesn’t break and my nose starts bleeding so we both just stand there awkwardly)
>>214899341Too late now, expect 5 armed police officers to arrest you this evening
omdshttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15100165/Top-Starmer-aide-Paul-Ovenden-quits-X-rated-Diane-Abbott-messages.html
>>214899441the present is an ugly place isn’t it. leftypol and his tarquin handlers have created such an ugly world
StarmerStalinmakes you think
Poo seal vs poo dog, who wins?
Sir Carl of Swindon
I don't care about gaysI don't care about lezzersI don't care about trannies provided they aren't actively trying to make more of themI recycleI try to not use energy in a way that is wastefulI will consider an electric car in the near futureI took the vaccineI am not racistI just want to live in a country where violent, repeat, and sexual offenders are kept out of society and locked away so they cannot harm meI do not want to live in an open borders experiment where hundreds of thousands of unknown young men from dangerous parts of the world get to live in at my expenseI do not want to work hard just so that utterly joyless freaks with grim political convictions can tax me to death and use that money to make my life, smaller, less interesting, and actively worseIf that makes me far right so be it
>>214899532fucking racist arsehole
>>214899485>8 year old messages
>>214899319They know the game is up and they lostThe only thing they can do now is lash out with their ugliness or spill blood
Never tell anyone your real name on the internet
>>214899485>neoliberal patterUtterly dire stuff
>>214899559why
Iced to meet you...
my real name is Devin it's a stupid yank name and I hate it
>>214899559Rorke taking this advice when applying for a passport and getting done for fraud
>>214899573because a paedophile might find out where you live
>BREAKING: House of Commons to hold an emergency debate on Lord Mandelson on Tuesday.>It is set to begin at 12.30pm as the 'first item of public business' and will last for a maximum of three hours.Sir Keir's reign is at an end I think
>>214899559'Anon' accounts invariably give away enough info that I can find them anyway. The average Internet user is hilariously uninformed on OPSEC.
>>214899558rorke spending the better part of a decade making fun of trannies and niggers and muslims dying then deciding its time to be the moral police over people making fun of one singular crakkka meeting the same fate
>>214899557it's simple bantz, nothing to resign over. but posting that armenian hag bitch is something to be docked a years wages for
>>214899559gave it to facebook in 2008 guess it is too late
>>214899598lucky im not underage
>>214899557the mandelson specialhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oh5fEIpx-E
>>214899392Nah but I get them to clean the sheets after I’ve fucked their brains out
>>214899609@octoberseven00 wrote this post
>>214899584have you got a brother named cornwall
>>214899601none of that shit matters. if you use a PC with an intel processor made after 2007 the NSA have direct access to your shit
>>214899525poo seal in diarrhoea
iOS 26 coming out in less than an hour lads, get your phones charged ready
reading the ebook on my phone because the netbook cant handle it x
>>214899559Nathan is my name
>>214899584devinitely didnt ask
>>214899609*blows your neck wide open*shut up lil niggaboy
>>214899646don’t have an iphone as i’m a heterosexual male
>>214899641Least schizophrenic 4chan user
>>214899600Labour left know the clock is ticking They will install some insane labour left PM and cabinet and speedrun the endgame plays before 2029 (three more Boriswaves, Digital ID, wealth & exit tax, general tax rises on working populace, expansion of congestion pricing to drive a car anywhere but your local conurbation)
>>214899641Unfalsifiable claim almost always made by those with little or no understanding of how IME, PSP, TPM etc. actually works.
>>214899609you are so cringy and stupid man. like i get it’s supposed to be ironic but it’s still cringe
>>214899641bet they're wondering why i've got so many pictures of bradley walsh saved
>>214899695can tell this user is a big fan of linux operating systems and japanese animation and child porn
just realised that american indians are called that way because columbus thought he arrived in india. that sounds obvious but I just never thought about it
Need a shirt like this bint wears
>>214899707it’s not ironic lad it’s literally exactly what’s been happening, it’s what you’re doing in this very reply
>opsectell me you’re a paedo without telling me you’re a paedo can’t imagine why anyone would care unless they were a paedo or a terrorist or like a julian assange haxor
>>214899717We call that a psychographic profile.
nth for the gyaldem
>>214899759and we call you a nonce lol
>>214899757Alri Sir Keir?
>>214899757i worked in cybersecurityim not a paedo
>>214899750ive never been happy about someone dying in my life. therefore, i am morally superior to the leftists celebrating his death
My little man
>>214899742that’s not a bint mate
serves rorke right for calling him that
>>214899863Meow Kampf
can sometimes see weird flashing at the very corner of my left eye's fov, maybe I've got retinal detachment coming in. my mom had that it's probably in the genes
haven't decided how I'm going to cope with needing a porn loicenceeither I'm going to actually subscribe to one of the big studio websites or I'm going to survive with the big thumbdrive copy of my hard drive from fifteen years back, back when I was silly enough to save it all locally
used to be into that kind of stuff. used noscript and that one that spoofs your browser so you can't be fingerprinted
>>214899851i can live with that x
>>214899900why they doing that
>>214899742Horrifically skinny legs
>>214899949he said the N word
>>214899900you never see an orangy do that, all I'm saying
Yeah I don't think I'm going to operate any heavy machinery...
>>214899949used a slur
got my little bum out
>>214899929this is some groyper thing isn't it. bunch of freaks
thought "dont bully me ill cum" was a furry saying
joined a new discord server for gamers in bristol and oh my god the amount of faggotry i must endure on a daily basis is driving me insane
>>214899982you haven't though, have you?
>>214899949called them violent apes
>>214899900fucked up that they eat monkeys, that’d be like if we ate them
>>214899999awful get
*looks at camera*Oh for f-
I'm 5'5" and 8st 2lbs or there about
im based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0P6jYLXhnmg
>>214900000
>>214899949probably was trying to nick a baby or somethingalso, gorillas are mostly vegetarian, but only mostly
>>214900003you could just leave it
*says something silly*
you lot crack me up!
Need to go to the Apple Store for a repair in the coming weeks. Anxietyberg is making me feel ill about it and also I need to find a strategy to shag one of the fit young shop assistants.
i've got humanity and that
>>2148999002nd guy is like, 'well, if you're just gonna play with it, then *I'll* eat it...'
pooing out of my big fat gay arse
>>214900042you imbecile those are chimpanzees
>>214900048but i have no one, anon
ktim
>>214899988butthurt yid aren’t you
Starmer will resign in May next year when Labour flop in the locals and lose councils to ReformIf there is a by-election in London before then I wouldn't be surprised to see Khan resign as London mayor to run in it, and then run for Labour leader and to be PM after Starmer. It is the only way he will ever get into No 10 and splash his putrid agenda across the whole country and he's enough of a rat to do it.
>>214900059Two entirely separate concerns, I seeGood luck with the anxietyberg while also shagging one of the shop assistants mate
>>214899988charlie’s dead and he’s never coming back x
>>214900079*puts on a even bigger pair of nerd glasses*they're bonobos you fool
>>214900032post tits
>>214900102nta but kirk was actually starting to call them out a few weeks ago
flop when labour goes to the shops which shop? co-op
>>214900104you are a boring friendless cunt. Go away
>>214900059> I've got zero money but also I need to figure out how I'm gonna buy this lambothat's how you sound
aren't bonobos supposed to be the hippie ones that shag each other all day
right well that's the pepsi max all sucked out then
>>214900156but he's got zero RIZZ and needs to afford some BITCHES naamsayin?
>>214900125they might be now that i look closely but the two species are so similar it’s hard to tell from a grainy webm
>>214900104he'll resigned in the next 3 weeks screencap this
>YEAH KILL EM! kek yanksgonna be scenes when the chuds respond can’t wait
I'd appreciate it if you could just being more respectful
>>214900113>>214900156I said I had anxiety but I still have mysterious shagger rizz
>>214900148lmao
>could just being more respectful hehe
michael pooblé
Crazy how hard white women mog asians
any flea-ridden man in?
>>214899999Checked
>>214900191they’ll do fuck all besides film themselves crying on tiktok
>>214900227not me and my hair looks great rn (that nice two days after washing it and then not getting it wet in the shower the day after)
>>214900227I'm a slug with a parasite living inside me that's slowly munching me alive
i have to go to the dentist and get a filling done this afternoonit feels like a moral failing
might see if I can teach my bird to do that funny rock ptarmigan sound
>>214900176they're not bonobos theyre chimps that have just got back from Spain after doing a bank robbery
>>214900253kek that's Rorke done
Golf GTI nationalism
>>214900253but I thought the right were responsible for virtually all political violence so which is it?
>>214900257The South Bronx Paradise baby!
>>214900253mad how you said you aren't really a leftoid but spend every day complaining about 'chuds' and conservatives
For every deranged leftist account on twitter there are literally 200 right wing nutjobs
So I have to go out somewhere now by bus and it's raining hard. Not on, is it
wop wop wop wop Iland boye wop wop wop wop Island boye Island boye hmhmhmhhhnhmh Island boye
>>214900314I'm mildly mischievous and centrist meanwhile >:)
was absolutely obsessed with this one girl last week, like madly in love, and after having 40 wanks i am now free of the curse
Mental how Tommy Skinner blew it (it's not at all really)
>200 right wing nutjobsnew 100 gecs album
HALF AN HOUR UNTIL FASTINGTOIL IS OVER GET THE KIZZA ORDERED
>>214900337thats bad (or sad) and maybe you lost out on something by doing that :( shouldve shot your shot
>>214900314Yet only leftypol makes political assassinations
>>214900314leftypol bruv no one believes you
Israel is committing war crimes in Gaza, yes, but is it really worth making this the lens through which I view every single facet of life?
>>214900305i’ve never pretended to be anything other than what i am which is a racist left wing chuddo you spend your entire time on here keeping track of anon posters, misremembering their own posts like this, then making these snidy little replies? this is getting seriously fucking pathetic lad
can you boring cunts not go without talking about yank politics for 5 minutes
>>214900369i'm married so it's all good
Turns out my half jewish girlfriend supports israel who would have thunk it
>>214900397your gay little posts stick out because you post the same thing every day my dude
Poo hippo?
oh my days you lot are saddos
it's the age old question isn't itwhy try and shag a bird when you can just have a wank
>>214900397>i never pretended to be anything other than what i am, which is severely mentally illfair enough
>>214900263We’re British mate we all have tons of fillings and wonky gnashers, mousey even has teeth missing
>>214900416Getting nervous are we leftypol
i'm only slightly loopy though not full on crazy
>>214900379>>214900388>i spend all day collecting evidence from social media that my political opponents are all bad 15 year old /pol/tard tier retardation
>>214900418based
only wfh today because I got steadily through several cans last night and felt shite this morning and now about to go out to the pub quiz with some friends tonight
>>214900421get her a /brit/ account
next /brit/ should be 100% virgin free
>>214900445keep crying nigga
The word "hist" has two primary etymological roots: as an interjection for commanding silence or attention, it comes from a word meaning "to stand" or "cause to stand" in Greek and ultimately a Proto-Indo-European root meaning "to stand, make or be firm". As a combining form or root, "hist-" derives from the Greek histós, meaning "web (of a loom)" or "tissue," which also comes from histanai ("to cause to stand"). Greek: The word comes from the Greek histos (meaning "mast, loom beam, web") and histēmi ("to put, place, cause to stand"). Examples:This root is found in words like "histology" (the study of tissues) and "antihistamine". Usage: This is an older usage for a command, similar to "hush!" or "listen!". theres one xitter screencap worth of info for (u)
>>214900480i'm not the one who's dead lmao
>>214900430>my dude you’re reddit therefore i win
>>214900316you can do it i believe in you
>>214900491Wow!
>>214900495>we're the compassionate ones i swear
>>214900496>>214900289you’ve been done
We can't let leftypol get away with this
>>214900547
Why are you all falling for this left vs. right bullshit?
>>214900496you're definitely not seething rn holden
>>214900533based! >>214900444sad!
Mousey riding a Harley down the M5 while I'm clutching on behind, riding bitch That's the dream!
>>214900289where did i or anyone else even say this
i go crazy for food
>>214900588Because humans need to take sides. Besides I don't feel like having a fence up my arse all day.
>>214900444:((go crazy! >>214900610baased a better life
>>214900582out of context quote fuck off leftypol you evil ghoul
The right doesn't care about your problemsThe left wants you to have problemsWhat a great system
>>214900582>it's called being a decent human being, rorke
>>214900635nigga it could not possibly be more in context
>>214900647Nothing wrong about cheering hitlers death
>>214900637https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ky14HBIVRSk
>>214900625simplifying the political landscape down until it's as morally complex as a marvel movie is so American it practically smells of popcorn
>>214900637the only freedom is economic libertarianism: individualism! and no more tariffs; if a country is "banning" you sending something to someone just because they live in another country, then you should just IGNORE it
Leftypol has had total institutional power since the world wars btw
>>214900665you betrayed hitler
>>214900547>everyone who disagrees with me is a leftistbrainrot from twitter politics
you should be allowed to send and recieve cesium in the mail
>>214900665i love how kirk is genuinely the most radical right you retards can imagineyou are in for some fun alright
>>214900617leftoids say it all the time. they are even trying to say the guy who killed kirk was right wing based on zero evidence. it’s a very common belief for leftists
reckon that schizo lad was right all along. you really are all bots arent you? theres something just not right about the prose of these posts
Leftypol wants you gone from your own country
Earlier I made a post with a frogimage attached and for that I have to apologise. I wanted to fit in with the incel crowd even though I've shagged loads of women. I feel so disgusted with myself and I am sorry to /brit/.
new>>214900743>>214900743>>214900743
wild swordfish should not (be trusted to) exist they should go make a seaworld specifically for swordfish like they do for whales
>>214900730you’re the only real person here and you always have been
>>214900718sure thing wee man
>>214900678That's the only way to get the majority invested unfortunately.
For me it's a liberal and permissive society but if you are a violent criminal, repeat offender, or you nonce kids, you get put in a cage for the rest of your life at the very best and we also don't import infinity indians and africansMight work
