Prev >>214885972Dog bed edition
finally
why are animals ok with sleeping on the floor
>>214896227americans be like "uma delicia"
The average Haitian in the Candian chud's mind
>>214896280The cat isn’t
/tv/ is a dumpster fire
Liberals love this show but there are literally HOURS of one of the creators making hard R jokes all over the internet
>>214896313haitians aren't white
>>214896375How long before they notice and he gets Rick and Morty'd off his own show?
>>214896391Hollow man isn't white at that point either. That's the plot.
>>214896488are you implying haitians are empty and devoid of humanity? pretty racist of you.
Haitians are funny because they chimped out and killed all the White people for slavery then their mulatto elite class kept them enslaved forever but uhhh that wasn't slavery because they were paid to work but couldn't stop working or move or change jobs.
>>214896668yes but they're far better off now than they were before. white people were keeping them down. better to live as a free man to be shot and eaten in the streets like a dog than to be enslaved and sheltered/fed/clothed.
Well, well, well
>>214896488who the fuck is hollow man?
>>214896755These people truly live in a whole different world separated from reality.
Had a dream where I was beating up indians
>>214896951I'm listening...
>>214896755If you think about it, this was the best possible end for his show. Nobody under 30 watches those shows anymore and I'd guess it's probably closer to 40 actually. Now he gets to go out a little earlier but still with the glorification of the evil Orangeman dictator ending his show instead of low ratings.
I was there when they were painting in the Sulawesi caves
>>214896227Edizione piccolissimahttps://youtube.com/shorts/HlQEHO9BEjM?si=1V3ippXt7P_JnskX
greetings from the montenegrin coast to all my friends in the /cum/gen
when we was in the shower your butt cheeks was warm.
>>214897142yeah i mean everyone knows it's due to a dying audience and low ratings, but at least the stragglers can cling to ebil blompf as the reason their favourite apparatchik is being retired.
hello
>>214897215hows it going fella?
>>214897432my OCD is torturing me a bit but besides that i'm fine. how about you?
>>214897399*Pulls your hair*
>>214897215Is mommy wearing her leopard print bikini?
Crawford winning means our Century of Humiliation was delayed
>>214897469doing fine>>214897564please stop doing that. it hurts ya know
>>214897580she doesn't have one. the bikini is black and white
Breakfast was oatmeal, cottage cheese, an apple, some chunks of Asian melon, and a glass of cold brew with milk
Did you know Japan has steamed hams, like in Albany, NY?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqsqPA9WtO0
>>214897682But that's why I'm doing it. I like being mean, it's fun
>>214897698That's hot. Did she let you rub lotion on her back?
>>214897899she did that herself and then she rubbed lotion on me. i'm a mama's boy
>>214897698She chose a bikini based on her favorite types of men
Breakfast was the Thinking Man’s Morning Meal (Coffee and a cigarette)Might switch it up to the Executive Breakfast but I’m not sure where I can get cocaine and it’s all fent now
>>214897929You gotta get her to lay down on her stomach and let you rub it on her. The feel of sunkissed mommy skin, the view of her butt in the prone position, the opportunity to untie or slip your hand under the string of her top.These are the joys of summer.
>>214897991shut the fuck up
>>214897991>Thinking Man’s Morning Meal>(Coffee and a cigarette)ahem, that's actually the breakfast of champions
>>214898075you're a sicko
>>214898145Grow up.
I can't smoke
drinking covfefe
need to kms
fell on the stairs
>>214898093Breakfast of Champions is more of a genre desuIt could be a redbull and a cigarette too, if your life is too hectic to make a proper cup of coffee
Honestly falling in public is one of the most embarrassing feelings
Once in a theater I saw an older actor fall off the stage. He was banged up but fine otherwise
>>214898451try getting raped
>>214898226I had some cold brew. I make the concentrate overnight and mix it with milk the next morning.
i'm in hell
>>214898516Femoid
>mixing coffee with milkOkay sometimes but you’re a homo if it’s your regular fefe
nuke the world and start over
I’m seething at the moment bros No reason, just like to seethe sometimes
milk in coffee is truly disgusting, i drink my coffee black.
>>214898661here's a remedyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZLILV18ut8
TURN ON THE NEWS
>>214898640>nukeDestroys everything and kills everything, not just humansNow a fertility crisis for the poors and microplastics in the balls? Nice and subtle. The rich can always afford to make their babies in test tubes
>>214898709is this what jaysus's second coming will look like?
>>214898696Forgot that Seether existed and was named thatListened to that them and shitty rock music from that era all the time in middle school and high school
>>214896227>Tell Asian woman online I do not expect them to be a house wife>They should be free to do what ever they want >Id like for them to have a job
Goat of the cumgen has SEX with his own MOTHER on the beaches of MonteNEGRO
>>214898389i look like that and say that all the time
>>214898741there must be a quicker way than this in between nuking
>>214898831you are fake news
>>214898857What if we divide people by using guns, troons, race, religion, hordes of immigrants, and then start some wars?
>>214898937Do you not feel like a stranger in another man's (Albanians) land? The soil itself rejects you as it blisters your feet
>>214898741The rich would never accept that. That's like asking slavers to burn down their plantations.
haven't seen spiderbro since our encounter last nighthope he is well
i am sub-human
how religious are you guys?
>>214899198Nukes destroy all their property but they think they can replace everyone else with AI
>>214899246im catholic
>>214899246i am superstitious but not religious
>>214899244probably
What happens if I just simply never get a job? What if I live free to love and dream instead?
>>214899352certainly
>>214898791It's been 2,025 years. He's not coming back.
>>214899375where's all this certainty coming from
I have a friend and he dropped into canada right now, no job, just as an ETA. He can work with what? Any advice? He said that there's an sea of indians and angolans at the airport.
>>214899246I was raised Catholic but I’m not currently religious
>>214899420i'm too subhuman to articulate it but i know i am
>>214899246Born Jewish but raised irreligious. Not officially part of any congregation but I regularly go to and participate in a Unitarian Universalist church. I like Episcopalian and Catholic services though.
BROS...Six... SEVEN
jewish niggas
mystery niggas
Mysterious niggas
An Irish guy in a MW2 lobby told me once,"There's 2 kinds of people: people who wish they were Irish, and the Irish."
niggas who want to kill theyself
DARK niggas
unc here, what does 6 7 mean?
>>2148996566 7 because 7 8 9
>>214899656starting at 7am, cum 6 times in your bussy
I wonder if anyone has ever just peeled and ate an entire lemon.
>unc here
>>214899692Kill yourself
>>214899724why?
I like birds that are just literal dinosaurs
>>214899656what does unc mean?
>>214899749let me tell you something. i DO NOT look like that but i do look like this
>>214899763unchained
>>214899733
>>214899656>unc here, what does 6 7 mean?why is gen z so fucking cringe holy fuck
>>214898709why’d he do it?
>>214899797unc finna crash out?
>>214899763Unilateral Neo Con
>>214899812gen z is unc
>>214899797Stop falling for the bait
I’m an anti-trans white nationalist neoliberal
>>214899801
>teammate is "Guts" with a Guts avatar>"This kid sucks, but that aside, why does he think a guy that had a black man's cum in his ass and watched his gf fuck another man is cool?">my shitty team immediately surrenders
our hotel has a pool
>>214899878why do you harass people for no reason?
>>214899880lucky
>>214899869The shooter was a pro-trans, anti-fascist, leftist, groyper, conservative Republican. If you believe social media that is. Your antithesis o algo
>>214899880Nice bulge
>>214899926finna 6-7 these zoomers
>>214899926I support fascist democracy It’s where we have active and free elections with an open marketplace of ideas BUT every party is fascist
How do you calculate percentages? Like how do I figure out the odds of breaking my leg while skiing
6 7 belongs to gen alpha actually
>>214899898I was topfrag throwing because they SUCKED
>>214900010look at da data
>>214900010Skill level, snowpack, weather, slope, amount of obstacles
>>2149000101 divided by 2 theres your chance
>>214900073This, you either do get injured or you don’t therefore 50/50
>>214899456you don't know everything. now shut up i'll see you later
>I support moderate nationalist social democracy. Human rights are protected but lunacy like open borders and tolerance of backwardness like FGM and circumcision doesn't fly.
Someone called me a hick the other day, a few minutes later they called to apologize for their "racist" comments but I genuinely did not give a shit because it's pretty much true. Is "hick" meant to be the N-word for rednecks or something? Seems pretty harmless.
I honestly forgot how to do long division
>>214900007I support being ruled/led by a learned priest class, ideally composed of Jews
>>214900103This but also you have to be of European origin and can only be either a Christian, agnostic, atheist, or Native American folk religion
>>214900115I’d say it’s a classist term rather than a racist one.
>>214900137I never learned, I just failed every attempt when they tried teaching me in elementary school and then never had to use it again
>>214900115hick is an anti-white dog whistle
>>214900179No it's not. >>214900174That makes sense.
>>214900141Amhara are Semitic freaksBegone You and that Maltese Semite
Would Walmart be a good place to hunt for a woman shaped like this ?
dude every news headline in existence is just a cover for the epstein files dude once that neatly organized list of every client and their crimes is released it’s gunna be judgment day dude i’m gonna continue to sit on my fat ass and do nothing
>>214900115The stereotypical hick name "Cletus" is actually quite prestigious. Its a Rominazation of the Greek name "Κλείτος" or Cleitos, which was one of the generals who rode with Alexander
>>214900137ironically enough I think its the one element of math where a calculator would simplify everything. Unless the number is perfectly divisible by whatever number youre using its just going to take longer to get the answer
a storm is coming,,,, trust the plan
>>214900137Lol same, I was watching some Korean game show where they had to do long division with only paper & pens and I realized I had absolutely no idea how to do that anymore. Who else here team /brainlet/???
Blahpipo pick random words that they try to insult us with and you’re a pathetic worm if you let a nigger hurt your feelings They can say cracker, hick, honky, or whatever the fuck and I don’t careBut let the nigger word slip and it’s over
>>214900245The reason it’s on a game show is it’s usually forgottenYou need to practice to keep the skill
>>214900235you’re dumb you can easily divide down to the millionth and beyond, even in your head. logarithms and shit are genuinely impossible without a calculator
>>214900245hell yeah I purged my brain of useless shit like that and filled with more valuable information long ago
>>214900226>specifically mentioned multiple times that the government has many hours of videos of people from their Epstein investigation>somehow everyone started asking for a client list that was never originally mentioned and doesn't exist instead of videos of people with girlsDoesn't that seem odd?
I watched a video about why Subway is failing
>>214900233Neat>>214900224It's a good start, but really if you're really looking for fat bitches look at an anime con
>>214899920A gamer and a gang weeder walk into a bar
Well, I finally got a job. I’m gonna generate so much wealth for the shareholders bros. At long last, I will be a functional cog in the capitalist engine of our economy. I’m just kidding, of course, it’s an entirely fake office job. Fully and completely meaningless. I’m gonna spend my first paycheck on some crisp white sneakers.
CS players are just the dumbest african retards alive or every normalfag is like this. Leaning towards the latter.
>>214899920truly we are the most persecuted people
>sneakersHow did this word enter common parlance?
>>214900400Jason plays so CS so I'm going with dumb
Only the mentally ill play mobas>t. only plays FPS games
>>214900423Because that variety of shoe was quieter when walking than shoes that came before it
>>214900245same
>>214900434for me, its platformers
>>214900458I dunno. My Winkle pickers were pretty quiet
6 7 is a Fallout 76 dogwhistle
67 is one less than 68, which is Jaromir Jagr’s number.
>>214900524>Fallout 76Why don't trannies ever play that one?
>>214900571they do but the good part is you can nuke their CAMPs
>>214900524Fallout New Vegas. now that's a proper game
>>214900427I AM jason
>>214900622When did you start transitioning
>>214900653This does not change my answer
Thoughts on blueberry cornbread?
I'm so old I can remember when /v/ used to say FO3 was better than NV
What’s the least tranny-ish video game I could possibly play? I need to affirm my masculinity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5udeKRQFt80
>>214900696You're gay.
>>214900763dynamite cop
>>214900800Aren't you unironically a homosexual tranny or something thoughbeit?
This is the REAL south. If your state ain't shown in red, sorry hoss, you ain't southern.
>>214900747They were right you know. The ONLY thing in all of NV that stands out is the voice acting on the DLC and that's it. FO3 mogs it in every other way
>>214900763any sportsball game. only absolute normalfags play those
>>214900763Most grand strategy games, sportsball games, and any shooter that isn't a hero shooter or battle royale
>>214900858The trannies in /cum/ ain't gonna like this
confess your sins!
>>214900806Sounds pretty sick>>214900861Yeah true. I used to play those games when I was a kid. I still like racing games. >>214900876Nice I can just play Halo.
>>214901055hands down the best game on the dreamcast
>>214900876>Most grand strategy gamesSorry to break it to you anon but those are some of the most tranny games out there
>>214900970$2000 spent on Eastern European prostitutes
>>214901169
>Spankbang now requires IDIt's over
This is my home town's mayor (I haven't lived there in seven years), he seems to be doing well for what he's working with. The town was a shithole when I was growing up, these days it's still a shithole but it is clean and the public pool got expanded. i'd say that's at least a good job. He's also an albino, so if anyone's going to be a desk jockey a guy who literally shouldn't go outside is a good candidate.
>>214901160I was gonna say any strategy game not by Paradox but then I wrote "most" instead tbqhwy
Business idea: If anybody wrongs me just fake transition and court some jasonesque individual to have them shoot my enemies in the neck and spend the rest of their life in an overcrowded prison getting brutally gang raped and/or murdered for clout for me
>>214901234See? I should have went with my initial reaction >>214901309
I hate doing a 12-9 shift because its the afternoon and I already feel like Im checked out for the day, and I get off work when most buses to my apartment are 30-45 minutes between my stop
>>214901297land of the free
>>214901309starcraft has a tranny infestation too but im not sure if that counts
>>214901169>I supported the economy of newly liberated nations trying to rebuild from communist tyrannyYou can reword anything to sound good.
>>214900763Caesar 3
>>214901385Based fellow oldfag
>>214901328It works but also has a chance of ending up like Butler, Pennsylvania
business idea: right the wrongs
I can't find gainful employment
Me personally? I'm working that 6-7 shift
day drinking
>>214901459Seems like a lot of jobs are opening in the last few days
>>214901459fake news, libcuck. The economy is up bigly! the best ever!thank you for your attention to this matter
>Realize I took the wrong meds>Go to toilet>Think about puking>Cough a couple times>PukeIs this a superpower
>>214900763The original two Doom games Any Wolfenstein game made before 2017\The gothic GamesThe original Modern Warfare and Black Ops trilogies Hello Kitty Island Adventure Mortal Kombat, any of themTotal War, again any of them, but don't play Empires. It's not faggy, just badSim City 4Vanilla Minecraft on hardcore mode
>>214901489Like what
>>214901510nigga thats a stomach virus
>>214896755>talk seriesin my day they used to be comedy series
day stinking
I literally have jobs calling me asking me to work for them. Must suck not having practical experience
Israel murdered Charlie Kirk to ensure no one else gets out of line on zionism. As well as distract people from the Epstein files, which reveal Bibi holds blackmail on the US president, most members of congress and the non-kosher billionaire class.
>>214901544>the original two>he got filtered by Doom 64
>>214896858They're dying out now but being replaced by streamers who are almost the same
If you ain't readin emails you ain't SHIT to me nigga type shit
>>214901544>but don't play EmpiresFeral Interactive is unironically doing a better job with it for a port than the original thoughbeit
Watching Destiny!
>>214901563the only jobs that recruiter forward to me are the same exact job I already have but pay $7 less an hour and aren't wfh
>>214898709how did they retrieve the camera? who was left to watch it?
how do i learn how to dance? I feel inspired after watching Footloose 1984
>>214901544>Hello Kitty Island AdventureButters was right all along
It's kind of crazy how quickly conspiracy theories became the normalized go-to for the entire left wing in such a short period of time. Just a couple of years ago they were the party of believing the establishment. Now literally everything that happens is a conspiracy of some sort
>>214901630You used caps so you can't be redditjeet
>>214901637It was a livestream
>>214899878how hollow is your life that you have to make up interactions to gossip about with strangers on the internet
>>214901631>and aren't wfhYou just KNOW this nigga be readin emails
*bends over* *Spreads ass* Ok fine. Go ahead.
My girlfriend microwaves everything. Like absolutely everything. Including her tea and her ice cream
>>214901675FAAAAAAAAGGGOOOOOOOT
Y'all niggas wack af I'm out this bitch
>>214901645Lol I've been saying this. Only a few years ago you were an insane rightwing nazi if you suggested elites were pedophiles (comet pizza/podesta) now this is their standard party line.
>>214901644Men can, and often do, like cute shit. The real faggot behavior is letting other people shame you out of acting honestly.
>>214899878Maybe he just thinks the character is cool because he swings a big sword around. Not everyone is a porn brained degenerate like you
>>214901747whore
>>214901645left wing schizos believe the government is run by the billionaire class (and also jews if you run in certain circles now), right wing schizos also believe that but on top think joe biden is the anti-christ and worship trump as the messiah (he doesnt count as a billionaire because he just doesnt okay)
>>214900763Video games are inherently tranny. No matter what game you choose, there's a tranny somewhere trying to Speedrun it
>>214901782Guts had black penis and cum in his ass. He can NEVER be cool rofl
>>214901830I guess youre a tranny too because they breathe air just like you and me
>>214901835Stop projecting Jason, you can still be cool.
>>214901748difference is the democrat politicians don't entertain the idea and the right wing politicians do
Hier encore, j'avais vingt ans mais j'ai perdu mon temps À faire des folies
>>214901860>Black people steal a lot >Ok you must be black too since we all breathe air
>>214901825>he doesnt count as a billionaire because he just doesnt okayEveryone does this, same with Musk before their falling out or Thiel. But leftoids are like "eat the rich!!!" "and nobody should be a billionaire!!" until you insult out Soros or point out Taylor Swift being a billionaire. We live in an age of brainlet politics.
>>214901901glad you understand why your post is retarded
>>214901758Yeah I agree. For example I love Studio Ghibli movies. Lots of cute shit in those. I also love videos of cute animals being cute and funny.
>>214901863Guts canonically had black cock and cum in his ass. I've never had black cock or cum in my ass. I'm cooler than Guts.
>>214901547All kinds of jobs, tech stuff, teachers, retail, restaurants.
>>214901918>or point out Taylor Swift being a billionairepeople joke about her taking a plane to chiefs games all the time.
how do white canadians feel about nonjeets? im a nonjeet but im starting to fear white people.
Taylor Swift is a billionaire but she's almost certainly crazy or depressed because she doesn't have kids
>>214901864>democrat politicians aren't calling Trump and other elites pedophileslolwut? Every one of them is doing that now except their prestige legacy personalities like Obama
lying never did nobody no good, no how, no howso why am i lying now
>>214901963You can swap her for other billionaires like Jay-Z & Beyonce, Selena Gomez, the Kardashians or Rihanna, it's the same. Suddenly it's ok or at least not so immoral o algo
Money order #2 was cashed. Next one will probably go through this week
>>214902004Because accusing someone of pedophilia is a crimeThey are demanding him to release the Epstein but they don't really want him to, they're just pulling his card
I AM CURRENTLY UPDATING TO IOS26I REPEATI AM CURRENTLY UPDATING TO IOS26
>>214902053people rip on the kardashians all the time
>>214901975well, what are you? it is the international board after all
>>214902066Is the new iphone out?
I hate applying for jobs and going to interviews
I could go for a nice sausage and peppers and an ice cold beer
Eating 2 hot dogs (toasted bun with orange american cheese melted inside, one quarter pickle on each side and lots of mustard on top) and a bowl of ramen noodles (water drained and shredded cheese added)
>>214902105you know what you would hate even more? starting your own business. suck it up buttercup
>>214902105
>>214902090seamonkey born and raised here
>release epstein letter>shortly after kirk is assassinated and now dominates the news cycleits almost comical how obvious it is
>>214902107Mmm that looks nice. I just made the best chicken livers I've ever made. Do you guys eat organ meats?
>Eating 2 hot dogs (toasted bun with orange american cheese melted inside, one quarter pickle on each side and lots of mustard on top) and a bowl of ramen noodles (water drained and shredded cheese added)
>>214902004where?
>>214901975Canadians aren't even saying kill all immigrants despite what the CBC acts like, they are just saying no more TFWs or infinityjeets. The vast majority do the whole cucked thing "I-I'm not even against immigration I just think +1 million per year in perpetuity isn't b-beneficial" but this is still treated like being a nazi in some circles. Honestly anyone who isn't a jeet has no need to be afraid, anti-immigration protests are full of blacks here lol
everybody STFU, Im watching anime
>>214902161You couldn't even imagine eating this good
One time this guy I knew started his own business and nobody wanted to work for him so I decided to and over time he just made me do all the work more and more until eventually I quit and then he went out of business immediately after
Just heard a stranger's voice outside my window
>>214902194Get a job
>>214902257I have a job. I dont start for another 2 hourts
>>214902238You should've asked for half of all profits and then buy the business from him
>>214902122>Ramen noodles>With cheese
>>214902256Yeah that's me. Let me in
>>214902149i think your chances are good you'll be fine, there are tons of Filipinos and other sorts who live on the west coast and relations are as far as i'm aware positive or at least as positive as it can be given the current state of things
what is rural america like?
>>214902291try it.no water, still use the seasoning packet then melt shredded cheddar cheese on itbest ramen noodles youll ever have
>>214902165Newsom is on X every day talking about this, did you not notice all the Dems when that letter to Epstein was release nigga? Redditjeet stuck in 2020 or something.
Sometimes I forget the rest of the country is cursed with non-new england style hotdog buns and feel bad
>>214902329White druggies blaming all their largely self-imposed problems on black druggies
>>214902339I have tried it. Ramen noodles are not meant for cheese.Repent.
>>214902086>ignores all the other examplesWew lad
>>214902329Like a warm wood stove on a snowy winter night
>Jason brings up getting fucked by black dick >Then puts sausage in buns When will he stop repressing
>>214902373when I worked at walmart some old guy riding a shart mobile started yelling at me because we didn't have new england hot dog buns. I just walked away
>>214902373West Virginia has those, and I've seen them in Pennsylvania.
>>214902373how does it feel knowing the god of glizzies is a bay area native
>>214902387i dont believe theres black people in rural america.
Y'all know how niggers be
>>214902435Kek where do you live
>>214902483Florida
>>214902472Recently they be celebrating Charlie's death like it's a great victory for their people
>>214902435Honestly, reasonable reaction.>>214902441Country roads...>>214902445Makes sense, if I had to eat california food I would probably want to soak it in water and get it down as fast as possible
>>214902345where
>>214902515Not all of them
>>214902532
I’m gay brbrbrbrbrbr
>>214902529from me or the old guy?
>>214902450Where do you think all those slaves went? In the south there are entire black towns.
>>214902529cope
>>214902504Makes sense, the standard life cycle for a new englander is to move to either Florida or South Carolina once you get old enough that you can't stand the snow anymore
>>214902546janny isnt gonna like this one bit
>>214902571I look like this
>>214902559The old guy.>>214902571That's probably the biggest thing that has happened in idaho in the last decade anon
>>214902530>https://x.com/GavinNewsom/status/1965194057816379864Saar...
