It was realAll of it
>>214906522cringe
Eat out to help out
right just downoaded that iOS 26 shite and my phone feels like its going to set on fire in a minutebattery life is fuckedjust a ploy to get you to buy a new phonesick of that tim apple bastard
>>214906522is that Rupert Lowe’s party? How do they compare to ReformUK?
>>214906522we kill him last :)
Ordered a 1930s Chinese Warlord uniform so I can get drunk and bark orders at my imaginary armies like a mentally-ill spacker.
so my question i saved for the new:who was the best host of crystal maze?the adam ant impersonator or the bald queer?
>>214906715gay one I reckon
>>214906726He could be such a bitch to the contestants.
Me and my gf(male)
>>214906715the true goat
>>214906797ermthats a nigger
>>214906835>:O
>>214906835we here at /brit/ really do not approve of racism such as thisplease think on next time, and do better
don't like how richard ayoade is so rude about swedish people
>>214906715Richard O'Brien and its not even closeNo hate towards Ed Chewed a Pole like
bob nylon in hot water again i see
Didn't know Riff-Raff hosted UK game shows
>>214906972hot
goodness gracious me
>>214906686sounds fun
Right well that's a woman sucking 14 inch long horse cock isn't it?
cockmogs me
shouldn't post things like that
>Right well that's a woman sucking 14 inch long horse cock isn't it?
anyone here have a little sister and is interested in becoming an uncle?
>>214908961by little i mean 18+ of course
Men: explain yourselves.
just ate some weetbix and sultanas for brekkyworking afternoons today though so i will go back to sleep
>>214908982probably lies and mental illness
>Is that a person speaking a language that isn't English?!?!?>I'm going fucking INSANE
Was drunk and ordered The Little Red Book by Mao cos I get a bit Chinese-nationalist sometimes when I'm drunk but it turned out I'd actually accidently ordered a book of the same name from Alcoholic's Anonymous about how to stop drinking. Bezos having a fucking bubble.
>>214908989cracker meal
rather alarming and disturbing how on wikipedia it's "killing of charlie kirk" rather than "assassination of charlie kirk"
My sweaty incel autumn fit
sitting in the dark in my incel flat clicking on random flights on flight radar 24 to see where they are going
>>214909044thats bc assasination is reserved for powerful ppl
think the brummie accent on women is a bit sexy
alexandra burke is fit
dogberg playing with one of those chocolate spanners he loves it
>>214909045Are you a priest
yeah the zoomer earning minimum wage at a coffee shop definitely wants to talk to me, a 30 year old freak about the WEATHER
I DESERVE TO BE SUCKED
it was realall of it
>>214909076Nah just only wear black - idk why
>>214909090what my coffee tells me every morning
>>214909044rorke deciding his day was too good and looking for reasons to ruin it for himself
the scran
>>214909045disturbingly similar to me except i dont wear heels like some femoid woman type thing
>>214909074Who’s birthday was it?
>>214909044wikipedia only updates page titles for these situations after legal proceedings happen it’s not some conspiracy zog shit
>>214909103pack it in
>>214909074useless dossing prick
I'm just a mixed-race kid from Kirkby
>Nice weather we're having.>...
26 year old worthless zillenial here. Any 6ft+ 18-23 year old prettyboy zoomerGODs here I can worship? I will pay for your poo.
>>214909090SMILE AND BLOW ME
>>214909074dogs cant eat chocolate
oh yeah completely forgot there was a war in ukraine
>>214909130my mums
>>214909103comfy dystopia right there
>>214909129I'm only 5ft11.75, making do
>>214909153No you won’t you’re all talk
thought brexit was going to fix this
>>214909153at 26 ur zoomer sorry blud
>>214909153im 24 and 5’3 is that ok
>>214909045what troosers are those
my biggest takeaway from the plandemic is that even when something happens nothing ever happens
>>214909206https://www.dickieslife.com/uk_en/874-original-fit-work-pant-0a4xk6-black
>>214909158pitbulls can eat loads of chocolate in fact it's good for them
I thought I could endure working 09-18 but I can't. That's an hour to long.I mvst find other means of employment within a few months
>>214909074Is that a staffy? Aren’t they dangerous
>where did you buy your trousers>dick is lifeheheh
>>214909158its not milk chocolate though
>>214909022English people when they see an 80 year old in Wales speaking Welsh
the shrek films have a tranny character and the trannyness is played for laughs rather than respected or treated as a "real woman"ah how times were so much better back before the woke nation attacked
>>214909226and which barbour jacket
>>214909249they’re the niggers of dogs yes
wait 26 is zillenial? am i even older than i thought
>>214909186Absolutely would if you're the right type. Not joking around at all.>>214909194I'm very nearly 27. Yeah technically zoomer but I'm still a zillenial that most mainline and younger zoomers would consider "unc". I have more in common with millenials, although I can pass as much younger than I am.>>214909199Doable only if you are very cute or pretty and babyfaced/people think you are younger than you are.
>09-18
>After Elon Musk was accused in January 2025 of paying third parties to boost his Path of Exile 2 account, Hoyt challenged Musk to prove that he himself had leveled a character to 97 in hardcore mode, after which Musk unfollowed Hoyt on X (formerly Twitter), removed his verification check, and posted a screenshot of their private messages. A community note under the post stated that leaking private messages without permission generally violated X's guidelinesThe bird is freed indeed
Ada Wong x Lauren Chen oil anal special !!
>>214909284https://www.barbour.com/gb/ashby-waxed-jacket-MWX0339BK72.html
>>214909283Trannies were once a punchline. Now they're domestic terrorists
>>214909288if you're replying to a british poster, you are most likely talking to a black person, so please don't use the word nigger
>>214909293Nah that guy's just a weirdo
>>214909297no i’m fat and balding and i have severe rosacea and a cleft lip and a lazy eye and i only got one tooth
>>214909248Nine to five is already soul crushing unless it's hybrid or a four day week. Nine to six is suicide tier.
GeowiZZard
>>214909309not sure how i feel about black barbour
>>214909283the other princesses accept the tranny stepsisters though
>>214909288That would be pitbull not staffy
>>214909341In that case I would probably moreso get off on using you as a toilet and taking a fat poo on you I'm afraid.
>>214909346Yeah it is but I thought I was stronger
just checked the phone cache and saw some videos exberg sent methat's the wank sorted
>>214909324i assume everyone in /brit/ is white for my own sanity even though it likely isn’t the case
I'm 9-6 but WFH which realistically means 10-4 and Friday off
so this is rorke
>>214909364better than Turkish
there is a bloke posting here who dresses exactly like mebut i wear le labo so you would be able to distinguish us by smell
>>214909388enjoy, best kind of wanks
>go on omegle in 2022>everyone says "MR BEAST" when they see me>see discussions relating to Mr Best on reddit/4chan>"this guy looks like he rapes children">"I want to punch this guy in the face so bad">"You can just tell this guys evil, his eyes are soulless"
>>214909382that can be arranged
>>214909288Had a staff and one day he smelled another dog walking past and ran through the garden fence to attack it
zillenial is 27-33 imoolder than that and you were an adult when smartphones and social media ruined the worldyounger and you grew up with a smartphone and with social media having ruined the worldthe defining factor of the zillenial is that you were a child still when everyone got the internet in their pocket but went through your young formative years without it
>>214909398dont go
>>214909389going by 4chan meetups in general, mostly it is white people unless it's /pol/ related ironically it'll be full of brownsthere was an actual /brit/ meetup a few years ago, maybe 7 years ago, and everyone was white there
>>214909402Is it me >>214909045common fashion among disenfranchised quasi-fascist young men I reckon
big fat lines of charlie that make your whole face go numb hnnnng
Can't wank to my exHer Instagram is private you see
>>214909389i am white but im such a dark swarthy wognigger that i was racially abused and called abdul by an angry crackhead who was shoplifting from coles while i happened to walk by
buh biddy bum bump bump bump bip bah buddabuddabuddabudda bump bip bah
>>214909416People do that shit all the time. You show them a random guy, tell them he is a rapist or a hero, and they'll come up with a story about how they could tell. Ignore them.
>>214909416used to love getting my knob out on omegle
>>214909318yeah i have noticed lately that a lot of mass shooters have been troons
>>214909449Miss it. Can't do it again. Makes me wank to trannies.
>>2149094317 years ago though lad wasnt that pre-bozzawave and everything
Let's do a /brit/ meetup again Let's get it right this time
>>214909477ktim on mephedronevile muck but i do miss it
it's called charlie because it'll blow your head smoove off
definitely followed through on that fartgonna waddle to the toilet and assess the damage
is it weird that i regularly wank over gfberg's old sex tapes from her exes that I found a few years ago
>>214909450i just made a fake account pretending to be a girl, added 500 people, and then requested friends with my ex so i could spaff to her pics
Limmy will be the next e-celeb to be outed as a Reformtard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSTBFZ-To2Ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSTBFZ-To2Ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSTBFZ-To2E
don’t understand how men “do” fashion I just wear joggers and hoodies. If I’m going to a restaurant just whack on the Ralph lauren polo, jeans and air force 1s bosh
We love the BASED black guys, don't we folks?https://x.com/Deplorable94/status/1967475758336737354
got the 30kg dumbbells benched. strong as fuck i am
I’M A LION PIZZA CHICKEN
>>214909459scremong he’s done you guiseppe
>>214909477nowt wrong with wanking to tranny porn for 7 hours until you finish off your entire stash
>>214909507Limmy's a complete leftymong thoughbeit
>>214909497>>214909477wtf are you me? i used to take mcat and all i could do was wank to trannies for 10 hours straight
>>214909519he'll get a first class ticket out
Insane that there are other people here familiar with the stimulant-fuelled tranny gooning session of several hours lmao
>>214909505don't think I could live with myself if I did this, very degen although it has crossed my mind
>>214909534>>214909534>he’s done you guiseppecackling
poobert and scoobert dun linked up
just another day in my sick, dark, twisted incel life
you’ve gotta ask yourselves is it the drugs that make you like trannies or is it the drugs just melting away your social conditioning and it’s truly just you that loves trannies
Dandadan, dandadan, dandadan, dandadan, dandadanDandadan, dandadan, dandadan, dandadan, dandadanDandadan, dandadan, dandadan, dandadan, dandadanDandadan, dandadan, dandadan
>>214909543>>214909543used to go 36+ hours when i was in the thick of itrancid bastard stuff that muckdoes you in
>>214909497>>214909535>>214909543You lads get that thing post-stimfap where your cock is swollen, battered, bruised even - I'd even get folliculitis on the shaft after... it was fucking horrible
tony soprano has food poisoning!
>>214909593i dont have to ask myself that for i don't do drugs or trannies
>>214909588been thereit's where they think caesar was murdered apparentlycat sanctuary now
>>214909588yo soy catbergo
>>214909591
>>214909599actually cackling holy shit thirty six hour long wanks mate jesus christ
>>214909601yeah knob would go red rawand be all disfigured for days afterwards
>>214909610has Carmela left the door open?
Might die
>>214909645Glad I'm not alone. Try and pull back the foreskin to go for a whizz and yelp in pain
did one of those poos not all of it came out and when i stood up to wipe it mushed between my arse cheeks and was a PAIN to clean up
need a big bum pert gf that shakes her bum to bass music
>>214909596tick follows tock follows tick follows tock
>>214909619i do drugs and wank to trannies but it’s not the drugs that makes me do it
>>214909637what is that
>>214909637can't believe biggie came back
Cutting out any fun in my life, why do I deserve fun when I’m a fucking broke 22 year old. I need discipline I need to get rich
>>214909683kek
insomniaberg seriously needs to fuck off and let me get some sleep tonight
>>214909637bih look like the green m&m
>>214909088Christianism was actually a revisionist school of judaism, a critical departure, as it was infused with the philosophical current of neoplatonism which was sweeping all of asia at the time.
>>214909542It's performative
>>214909593it is simply that the porn gets progressively more degenerate and obscene, it's like a speed run through a porn addiction that ends with extreme stuffyou start off with vanilla pornthen move onto analthen bbwsthen gang bangsfast forward 6 hours later and you're watching tranny poo fisting farting midgets
>>214909588Feels like an assassins creed puzzle when they were good and ominous instead of bad and ponderous
>>214909669hate it when you get a pea poo stuck on your bum hair and you think its all gone then you go to wipe and end up smearing shite all over your arse
>>214909711posc
>>214909669mental that there are people who stand up to wipe
>>214909711Hao Ling
megadosing trenbolone and destroying tranny holes on a weekly basis
>stood up to wipe
everything is fuckedeverybody sucks
>>214909669>>214909726fucking grown adults not knowing how to wipe their arses tragic
this nigga playing genshin impact
megadosing toblerone and driving to dundee in my bare feet
niggie smalls
The number has been called and it was mineTommorrow I'll be gone
>>214909757hit the gym cause unrest is coming and we wont get to draw the lines
>>214909782Just racist that isn’t it
downing a can of cawston rhubarb & apple and having a 20 minute memory wank
>>214909757just one of those incel days
sorting out my pokemon bank
>>214909771how are you meant to know if youve got a pea sized lump of poo stuck in your bum hairbet you'd have us picking thorugh with our bare fingers wouldnt youdirty bugger
can't eat more than 3 eggs in one meal or i start to feel sick, wonder why that is
>>214909788Literally what’s the point offering someone out for a fight if you’re just gonna do all that faggot wrestling shit
>>214909788I CAN'T SNEED
>>214909588better with the music https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Yd_xcFpxjP0
microdosing a wank by flicking my erect knob
me and the boys getting ready for saturnalia
>>214909788Is it a fight or is it agressive mating?
>>214909459>i was racially abused and called abdul by an angry crackhead who was shoplifting from coles while i happened to walk byHahahahahaha
>>214909669you stood up to wipe?
>>214906522Mr motivator looking mf
>>214909788is he trying to bum him?
>Literally what’s the point offering someone out for a fight if you’re just gonna do all that faggot wrestling shit
>>214909831that's what fights are like mateit's not like street fighter where you both stand on your side of the screen and punch each other
>>214909842Make it EMBEDDABLE you SLAAAG https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yd_xcFpxjP0
>>214909788>Oxygen bar>He can't breathePottery
>>214909808i'm not very hairy tbf perhaps i judged you too quickly
>>214909847them romans were a bit fruity
screm
when you're at a misogyny contest and your opponent is a woman
Some say woke. We say weakness. They call it diversity. We call it dilution. I fight for the British Defence League. Keeping Britain pure.
>>214906686>£27Its going to be incredibly ill fitting and polyester. But i hope it works out ok
all this drug talk is making me want to order 5 grams of mephedrone and spend a weekend stroking myself
>>214909895
rorke sleeping for 16 hours straight because he didn't want to be woke
>>214909847Those flutes there are two of them because they are played using your nose.
>>214909920weed, japan :O
Incel vibes in here tonight
anyone else stand up to wipe their arse then?
>>214909934banger
i just want everyone to get along
>translated darkest dungeon quotes to Swedish and posted them in our general >nobody caredThis site is not worth my time
>>214909932don't understand why he didn't just climb a tree and swing away
>>214909920smoked some of that fluro purple shit once and woke up with my left and right hands switched
>>214909940tonight?well I'm here every night so I know it's not me
adopted a 5 year old pug. All the cunt does is eat and sleep just sleep all day long. Try and play fetch with him but he’s not bother just wants to lie down and chew the toy or ball instead
>>214909962I do
>>214909937literally howling at this
>>214909974the lost boys would have just floated up there and kicked him down
>>214909983He's a dog and he done ya
>>214909962Me
>>214909972It's a shame swedes make good games but don't actually make them in their own language
>>214909937nah but imagine if they were liberal abt weed in nipponwould be bants
>>214909983>5 year old pugold age for them
>>214909992how many niggerbashing webms have you got lad
rorke, you mind telling me what you're doing on that small boat?
Tretinoin applied. Minoxidil smeared. Cerave rubbed. I'm ready for another night of dry skin and sore eyes. Hopefully tomorrow I will have a beard.
>>214910007You are a gay Belgian man with a 10cm penis.4 inches.
i'm a weak willed little volcel freak
>>214909877>>214909788>>214909831>niggas be like "Pray pardon me, sir, but I was given to understand we were to abide by the Marquess of Queensberry's rules of fisticuffs."
>>214910035thats about it give or take
women will complain about men being misogynistic when women are much worse towards each other. I've genuinely never heard of men who hate men, meanwhile the average woman is incredibly misogynistic
>>214910005 it would be "bants" would it? yeah? grow up
smoked that vietnamese magic mountain kush and woke up in an ice bath with my kidneys missing
if you wanna be my loversex is 50pcondoms are a fiverbuy one get one free
>>214910029Google says 12-15 years
They say I look like this man.
>>214910059how abt u stop being a massive fag then we can talk
>cute 10/10 cashier at the chinese supermarket wyd?
>>214910038Sir, living la vida loca
>>214910039makes you blind that shite
>>214910039got the tretinoin on as wellthis acne is killing me
>>214910038Sir. Millions must die.
>>214910090never meet her because I don't eat that vile slop and I don't like nons
funny how 4 inches doesn't sound that small but 10 cm does
>it would be "bants" would it? yeah? grow up
>>214910090not sure why she'd be working at a chinese shoponly ever seen chinese people working in them
>>214910090Smash that kung pow coochie
might die 10000 times over
>>214910087i dont want to talk to the likes of you thank you
>>214910095Worth it.>>214910096Sucks mate, good luck. I'm only using it for SULT1A1 gains, as I am trying to grow a beard.
>wyd
>>214910049the nigger ran away and then he wonders why it ends up in wrestlingthe nigger began the confrontation then ran scared, the human chased him down, subdued him and beat him to a pulp to ensure the nigger would learn that starting fights with humans has consequences
>>214910090realistically i'd say nothing and scuttle away with my honey butter crisps
>>214910002Sweden was completely captured by American Cultural Imperialism, we have everything in English.
>>214910049tbf lane battered himhis best moment
>>214910108wish i looked like that
>>214910120weaboo lol
>>214910090ni hao maxie xiewo ai ni
she was peng bet they had some banging sexo
>>214910123kek
>>214910049scrmaing
>THE SILO DOORS ARE OPEN
women be like "ugh men are so misogynistic" then turn around and steal unborn babies from pregnant women
the lost art of hatting
hasansisters, i don't feel so good...
>>214910038Sir, installing Doordash
>>214909920Looked like a lass showing her thigh the thumbnail
>>214910149lucy letby glow up
kicking a woman so hard in the stomach she turns to dust
>>214910149>she was pengnot really
>>214910131mad how he did himself in
>>214910039Don't do any of that me and I have a beard
killing a pregnant woman is double homicideliterally everybody understands thisand that's why abortion is murder
>>214910149very low-oestrogen facecriminal physiognomy
got a sore throat coming ongg boys been a good run
havent been sick in 5+ yearsdon't understand people who get sick every year
>>214910228
want to have troon sex with a tranny but im still based
>>214910215according to my illness logbook i havent had a sore throat since Januaryand i dont plan on being ill for the rest of this yearbeen taking zinc every night seems to do me good
>>214910206Lucky you. My grandfather and father had full beards, but my maternal grandfather had a moustache and wispy chin patch. I have a patchy mess. Pic related is my goal, I think this is how I will look after two years
>>214910228oh here we go, my favourite /brit/ gimmick
>>214910198
>>214910228*gets me bollocks next in line*
>>214910236People who leave their house get more exposure to germs
>according to my illness logbook
>>214910265i go to the bar 3-4 times a week. bit of an alcoholic, you see
>>214910245u'll see ur dues
>>214910250beards are for wogsheavy stubble is borderline acceptable for a white man
>>214910250extremely swarthy
>>214910275you just know this lil rotund nigga still wears masks
>>214910284got a theory that booze prevents you getting ill
diving head first into a niggers arsehole and bursting them from the inside
my maternal grandmother had a moustache
screeching like a small wounded animal
rorke, it says here you've been seeing someone called pang pang regularly, care to explain?
>>214910317>>214910317>>214910317
Remember no new til page 8
>>214910285who is my dues?
>>214910293Well thats not me is it>>214910291Just want heavy stubble yes, masculinising
>>214910303yodeling
>>214910327me whenme when i see a psusyme when i am in a ppssy with my tongueme when i pussy on meme wen if a woman in a pussy on me me if
