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Ethiopian national dish
The problem isn't that he's Ethiopian, the problem is he ONLY posts ragebait and racebait
>>214918427based use this one and bully the ethiopian if he shows up
>>214918458Seen this joke in a rage comic back in the day
normally linking a diff new and migrating is mad gay but i'll do it this time
>>214918471me on the right
I keep secrets, ese
Ethiopian is on my shitlist now.
Malaponte denying his Jewish roots
My spirit animal is the humble tapeworm
>>214918478I wish I could just enjoy life and not care about being fat like Chris Christie
>>214918516Can you please make posts that aren't political, racebait, or ragebait?Please
I wish real life was like my heckin Star Wars, unironically.
I wish I had something to look forward to
>>214918519Mine is the male anglerfish
>>214918537I don't know, seems pretty dangerous
I don’t want to sell you deathsticks. I want to go home and rethink my life.
drinking milk
According to local sources, about 60 fuel tankers from Ivory Coast and 30 buses are currently stuck in Bougouni, southern Mali, awaiting a potential military escort to continue their journey up north.
I once got into an argument with a professor about the play Tartuffe. I argued that Tartuffe isn't such a bad character that he's just a poor man trying to survive, even if he's a parasite and a liar
I like warhammer 40k galaxy better
>>214918572I stopped doing that to see what happens
At a sleepover as a kid I forgot where the bathroom at my friend's house was in the middle of the night so I shit my underwear and hid it behind his dresser
>>214918558and this world isn't? your own government is actively trying to kill you 24/7
>>214918575Never heard of Tartuffe
If you were born as a hermaphrodite wwyd?Would you cut your penor off, or sow shut your vaginor?
>>214918591Did he never mention it to you afterwards?
>>214918591One time I shit my pants on a school trip in 4th grade.
>>214918537For me it's Mass Effect. I wanna live on a beautiful colony and ocassionally catch a ship to Asari space to fuck blue aliens.
Proud of /cum/ for standing up to non-/cum/ flag oppression
>>214918597https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tartuffe
>>214918599I’d keep em both I think. Hopefully I could have a hot androgynous look too.
money isnt even realwe could have a non-monetary communist society tomorrow if we wanted
>>214918591>that one kid at the sleepover who says "hey guys we should all suck eachothers dicks as a joke"
>>214918580For me it's Warhammer Fantasy but 40k is ok.
>>214918620Same, putting these fucking thirdies in their place.
>>214918629But what about the banks? Won’t somebody think of the banks?
>>214918638>this is like Ram Ranch haha
America, or at least North America, needs a great firewall like China. It is very clear at this point that a lot of the division within this country comes from subversion for outside of North America. We either need a firewall or to take the gloves off and disregard other countries laws and track these people down and take them out with precision drone strikes like Israel does.
>>214918661Stupid idea
>>214918669Why
>>214918661>a lot of the division within this country comes from subversion for outside of North AmericaThat's a cope. The division is exploited by outside powers, but at this point it's organic and internal
>>214918671Censorship bad
>>214918677It's not censorship, it is retaliation for attacks on our people.>>214918676Proofs? Most of the division stems from the internet. In fact, almost all of it does. Places like discord, twitter, reddit are the main places that fuel the division and have been for over a decade.
i desire gay anal sex with women
>>214918677It is more than just disallowing outside bad actors. it's almost anything outside of China is not allowedSo they have their own internal versions of social media for everythingChinease have to use vpns to access the wider webYou realize that right? Do you really want that?You're basically saying you want to destroy the internet as it exists for Americans
Am I going to be a barista for the rest of my life
And then I pulled out my dick
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>>214918719you might get poop on you penus
>>214918728you responded to the wrong person but yes that is what I want. The current internet is the worst state the internet has ever been in. I have been on the internet since the 90s and before it was widely connected to everybody it was significantly better. I don't think you realize how much more enjoyable it would be if it were only north america. Sure maybe it would be unfortunate to lose europe but at the same time a lot of the division comes from bad actors in europe so it evens itself out
America needs a caste system badlyInstability stems from people thinking they deserve "better" in life, rather than accepting their lot in life.White people should obviously be the dalits
Elephants can use their trunks to suck themselves off
I would literally cry if I got deported
>>214918813Why would you get deported
>>214918761Chinease censorship is more extensive and intrusive >before it was widely connected to everybody it was significantly betterSegmenting the internet such that people can't access sites from other cunts... idk sounds kind of sucky to me. I mean it's not really the internet anymore if you do thatAs much as I don't like all the propaganda, I do like to see what people from other cunts think and say
>>214918811I have 2 sidesLeft and right
>>214918815because he's a visajeet sans visa
>>214918815I’m brown
>female "depression"
Wine is thee most efficient methods of getting drunk it feels more potent somehow than even hard alcoholI should do this more often
>>214918853Nonsense
>>214918837What kind of brown?
>>214918853it tasted bad for me, but for cooking its essential
>>214918853The hangovers are way worse. But it's more rare for wine-drunk men to go ballistic and do psycho shit ime
>>214918824>I do like to see what people from other cunts think and sayYeah apparently so do psychopaths who try shooting politicians
>>214918879bad faith argument
One of the new kids wanted to help me out by securing one end of a hydraulic hose I was replacing while I was tightening down the other. Nice of him to try to help, but he cross threaded it then gronked on it with his channel locks. Like they weren't even remotely aligned, anyone could have seen they weren't lined up. Had to pull it off and make a new hose
sexy girls fun and booze
>>214918884It's just reality anon, you are using terminally online terms
>>214918879What does that have to do with what i said?
>>214918925That's the whole basis of the conversation anon. People are being radicalized by outsiders at an accelerating rate
say something nice about this bird boy
>>214918873Wine drunk does feel fundamentally different. the drunk is warmer, more relaxed. It's harder to get angry drunk off wineThere must be some scientific explanation for the difference
>>214918974its very stylish
whips out my cock and pees in the corner while no one is looking
>>214918974he looks like a yummy dinner
Together!https://youtu.be/ypJhFJKyVQk?si=QLKmBzoL3EzmtZjf
>swap shifts with a guy from another location because he needed the day off for working training in another city>apparently he is so ass at the job that im being asked to go in on my day off to do the somewhat difficult tasks and to provide him guidance>he has over a decade more experience than me>wouldnt pay overtime if I askedsometimes I hate being salary
>>214918740erm isn't barista a girls job...you are foidarino?
>>214918963>People are being radicalized by outsiders at an accelerating rateBad faith outsiders (not all outsiders are bad faith) exploit divisions that already existI acknowledge that but do you reallly want to only be able to go on websites the U.S government approves and curates? Say goodbye to browsing 4chan then
>>214918981So far the studies say that there isn't any actual difference, but the anecdotes all countradict those findings
>>214918974He sings great songs
>>2149190574chan is absolutely government approved and curated. it glows more than most social media
I used to be able to work as a barista when i was young and looked like a twinkbut ever since i started hitting the gym and am now a 25 something that looks like a gruesome dog with a face marked by stress, it's no longer possibleWomen are afraid of me
>>214919075Ok retard
My pussy glows
>>214919073i refuse to believe that anyone would buy those shitty stools and chairs for their own home even as a joke. I swear they only exist in shitty overpriced restaurants as a form of hostile architecture to get you to leave asap after finishing your food
reckon i should be the president of the united states
If I die I would like for my penis to be preserved.
>>214919111You should become the president of Brazil and make sao paulo and the south secede from the country, thank you
If you have to make your point by saying "me..." Then it isn't a point worth making
>>214919115Whats up fellow chad who gets laid
>>214919075>4chan is government approved 4chan is currently being sued by the government of the UK
>>214919129I know just the place
>>214919107>they only exist in shitty overpriced restaurants as a form of hostile architecture to get you to leave asap after finishing your foodIt's crazy how every hipster restaurant has the exact same style. I used to work at a place that had that exact stool Originality no longer exists, everything is a copy
>>214919115This guy got outed as a jasonkin predator
>>214919133he'll get thrown in jail for 27 years for being an incel and hating women
>>214919129Rasputin o algo
Nerds get angry when you unironically love the Imperium
>>214919145Leftists control the uk
>>214919075Glowie shills and bots are on here, but if we lived under a Chinese system we would not even be able to access a site like this
Ferdinand VI was an ancient gooner
>>214919147this would make for a good scene in a movie for a few lines. our hero frantically explaining he's near the willy museum and needs to be picked up.
>>214919152The fucking icelandic should be thrown in jail for disseminating aryan, germanic supremacy
>>214919168Glowie on /pol/ banned me for showing my BBC
>>214919165I thought Elizabeth's corpse was their eternal leader like with North Korea and Kim IL Sung
>>214919164It's supposed to be a criticism of autocracies and cults of personality but in setting it's just bad ass and actually reasonable considering the state of things. The wordt part is they couldn't just leave chaos as ontologically evil because it wouls be impossible to explain why snyone would willingly follow them, so they invented some cope about the emporer not being totally honest about everything o algo
>His majesty's member presents an unusual configuration That's an actual quote
would bang an attractive tranny tbqhjust dont really ever see them
I'm fucking icelandic, I'm fucking germanic
i would bang a woman if she was down for it
>>214919184guess it was too small
Zoomers simultaneously want to live under a dictatorship, and they want tranny pornCrazy stuff
>>214919216I get my bang for my buck
>>214919216just go to thailand asians make better shemales anyways
>>214919180And a horric scene where he bumps into a rack full of pickled peeners and they all come crashing down on him so he gets soaked in formeldahyde and surrounded by glass and phalluses
Relationships in Europe pre-80s be like>And so it was that Giuseppe married his cousin twice removed Giovanna
pickled punks
My wife went to catholic school her whole life so she was extremely uncomfortable talking about or initiating sex. It became a bit of a aore spot between us for years even. She's not as bad anymore and has found a way to tacitly display that she's interested without being explicit about it which I guess is better than nothing
>>214919216do you get into it with them while dirty talking, or just totally overlook it? i guess it depends on the person.
>>214919263This is literally what fucking happens in the American midwest, thank you
>>214919057>I acknowledge that but do you reallly want to only be able to go on websites the U.S government approves and curates?Yeah, I would even be okay with there being no internet truthfully
>>214919216I matched with one and she even did the whole femoid thing where she blocks you if you talk about fucking too soon
hate my job but I need money
>>214919289yet here you arewhy?
>>214919279
>>214919310They have some of these in the vending machines at work. Also hot carrots of the same brand
>>214919289Zogbot slave mentality.
Have you ever been fired for politics or canceled?
>cum to porn>instantly lose motivation to do any of things I'm most passionate aboutShould probably stop cumming to porn
>>214919279https://youtu.be/VXZx19uN4MQ?si=iIV12MoF-m9f6HHc
>>214919310This is how you pick white girls, you're not fucking icelandic, you're not fucking germanic
>>214919306Because I live in a society where everybody is chronically online which has lead to the collapse of community
>>214919310Such a fucking waste of plastic
One of friends got fired for calling a fellow employee a "nigger" and then immediately rehired because that place has horrible turnover
>>214919310please stop posting pictures of me
Polish/Germanic bitch that I used to text with just messaged me. Do i engage or no?Last time I ended up calling her a disingenous cunt and got banned, so idk if it's worth it
>>214919310This is why jeets are afraid of white girls
>>214919384Doesnt sound like you even fuck her why on earth would you?
I wonder what AI leviathan palantir is cooking up
i have a crush on someone in this thread...
air fryed some fish sticks for din din, eating them with shrimp cocktail sauce
>>214919348not passionate about anything so never happens
>>214919405Spinny isn't here and also she's mine
>>214919329So you know they have pickle rick ones too. Weird series of products
>>214919348
if i had a job i'd just save and invest 100% of my salary
>>214919423I'm passionate about may things but it's never happened
>>214919366why do you say that, there's no shortage of plastic
>>214919426
>>214919399Idk, I can't help myself
UwU your bulgie woolgie is showing
Just tried to jerk off without lube and now my cock is severely damaged. Thanks Jews
>>214919463Sorry. I pooped
>>214919467brother, i been there
>>214918902
>>214919467Jesus christ this is so depressing
iPhone battery is doodoo
>>214919438In reality you'd spent 90% of it on goyslop just to recover from all the toil
i've got a big old dangling foreskin
>>214919475
I'm cut but I have enough foreskin left to jerk off without lube thank goodness
if you were a 23-year old loser living with his parents with no education, no nothing, how would you fix your life
>>214919461DesperateThats why you get 0 poon lil nigga
>>214919529Time Machine
>>214919529I would continue being a loser and instead be 25 years old and in the same positionha ha
>>214919501hybrid build wins again
I'd rather America have 1 billion Indians than 1 Icelandic or 1 Brazilian
>>214919535I connected with her. it's not about the poon, though it is about that tooWe talked for like half a year and exchanged voice messages
i'm all that but 27
>>214919529go to college and get some kind of degree
Just fapped and now I'm eating and reading a book.
What do you need me to sell, babe?
>>214919529Snap out of any shit attitudes you haveStop calling people normiesGet any job. If its shit get a new oneGrow a personality and talk to peopleQuit all your gooning gaming dopamine hits for 6 monthsFigure out what you want to do with your life from there
>>214919566even worse, youre brazillian
>>214919587true
Why the fuck would somebody be Brazilian
>>214919529Military for sure
>>214918458reminds me of when they tried to make ethiopian food the next 'thing'
>>214919529Seppuku.
>>214919529
>>214919604>>214919612this. just walk into a recruiter office. don't go army or marine though
Russian equipment apologists will say blowout panels don't work. And when you show them working they'll say the crew is still dead from the heat generated anyway. And when you show them that the crew compartment is totally fine they'll say "well the vehicle is still destroyed and unusable". And when you show them that not only is the vehicle not destroyed, but can still fight, they'll say "well a hit to the hull stowage will turret toss just like soviet tanks". And when you show them that hull stowage has blowout panels as well they've run out of cope and will say their numbers matter more anyway
i'm thinking HVAC
>>214919584>>214919604>>214919612>>214919618Don't listen to these poser failed normies and zogbot recrootersYou are one of us and you are here forever
If I couldn't find a job then I would get any job
>>21491952923 is already like 1/3 average life expectancy. If you've gotten this far you'll be fine the rest of the way.
>>214919642kek
>>214919634He can post here from his Coast Guard duty station in Maine or wherever. Don't be a bucket crab
reckon i'll die an lonely unloved incel
>>214914745Come come
Zogbots are all faggots that rape each other on the regular.Being a burger flipper is more honorable
Jesus what did I eat
FUCK its already almost bed time. God damn son of a bitch closing shift
>>214919636What about penis inspector or ass hair puller?
>>214919679Did you get denied or something
>you dont live with your mom and have sex? ZOGBOT
Long day of neeting tomorrow
>>214919715ain't that the fucking truth
i like having money more than i like spending it
No one deserves anything
Some people just really need something to hate. Is it because when one hates something, it makes them feel superior to it? Is it part of some inferiority complex?
>>214919737It's projection since they hate themselves
>>214919735truethis is a world of chance, not justice
>>214919735
>>214919751It's not a matter of justice
Dicks out for Peanut
>>214919774what is it a matter of then
can weebs just fucking die, please
>>214919066thanks>>214919024yeah
Just took my yearly hot shower with full body lotion afterwardsFeeling VERY pampered right nowhttps://youtu.be/pso4SWM75ew
>>214919805A matter of chance. Justice is in the realm of order, a realm humans made for ourselves. But it still exists within the chaotic world
>>214919833>my yearly hot showerAre you homeless?
if there's metaphysical justice, not the imperfect form of justice we attempt to impose on the world, it sure isn't in this life
>>214919853No I take cold showers
https://youtu.be/dR-Z5WyITY8
>>214919866why? you some sort of retard?
>>214919737I hate all things equally so it can't be a inferiority complexI just hate nigger it's that simple
>>214919872I have a high internal body temperature and it gives me more energy for the day. It's also much better for your skin and hair
>>214919888What's your body temp
>>214919900Do you have the auts
>>214919856Plato on point
>>214919888>It's also much better for your skin and hairyou sure about that? cold water makes the pores shut so you don't clean the pit where grease is
> It's also much better for your skin and hair
they should offer masochist discounts at piercing and tattoo places. like, i don't want anything added, just put a hole in me or scuff me with the needle.
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>>214919606It's just not that good
>>214919917You get some tatted up mean goth girls doing it thats money
>>214919917what are you going to the piercing place for then, tardo
>>214919914It tightens your pours which reduces the oil your skin produces while hot showers dry out your skin>>214919916Wild that you're framing hot showers are being more masculine than cold showers.
>>214919939skincare and being autistic about shower routines are very effeminate traits
>>214919813Wow subawu pits
>>214919529Any job is better than no job
>>214919951>doing things that give you more energy and are better for you is effeminate If you're afraid of cold showers just say so anon
>>214919967not sure how you got that from what I said
why would cold water give you energy
>>214919951Obsessing is. Moisturizing is not.
>>214919979Activated your fight or flight response which releases hormones, increases blood pressure and increases oxygen intake
>>214919995that book was written by a gay man
>>214919951>skincareI'm going to be a dilf
she wanna fuck in japan
>>214919995>MoisturizingYou people get ashy if you don't
>>214919584Gaming is ok, just keep them for weekendsGooning is something you need to completely cut out. Sex only after marriage
>>214920000>>214919999
>>214919979quick little biological shock. for me, it does the opposite. being cold makes me curl under a blanket and i fall back asleep. warm shower, caffeine and a mobile game. that's my wakeup.
>>214919999>>214920000Checked
>mobile game
>>214919951We get it you dont go outside
>>214920019>being cold makes me curl under a blanket and i fall back asleep.every time it rains and I have the window open I literally cannot wake up I just want to sleep all day
>>214919529Borrow a bushcraft book from the library and practice.Also picrel
>>214920035If I didnt go outside how would I get to work?
>>214919964Pic rel is a thirdie cope. Thirdoids think being a thoughtless slave that lives like an animal eating, cumming, and laughing is the height of existence
>>214920035I hope you get raped to death because you're kind of annoying
>>214920048that's what we are hard-wired to do thoughthe greatest achievements of man come from striving for more, but also the greatest evils
>>214920057No the greatest achievements come from overcoming one's animal nature, suppressing base animalistic drives in order to develop higher forms
>>214920066that's what i meant by striving for "more"
>>214920056He lives in one of the few rape-free countries in europe
>>214920077that indonesia, you dunce
Face washFace toner for oilAcne cream for well, acneBody lotion glutathione hyaluronicNon SLS shampooTree tea oil for my pubesAll this only cost me $15 every 2 months.>>214920056You live around Indians i think you're more at risk here>>214920048Okay what have you achieved so far bu abstaining from living, loving, and laughing?
>>214920098You just got trolled
Chuds proselytize about the rise and fall of civilization, and all these other other grandiose things even as they masturbate to tranny porn, and live in their mother's basementFunny that
>>214920077I'm sure rape happens in Monaco sometimes, but that is an Indog
>>214920031mine has competitive, so it forces me to get my brain working to maintain my rank.
>>214920115we are nietzsche's last man o algo
>>214920098Fuck...
>>214920104>Tree tea oil for my pubesBruh you're GAY
>>214920115That's deep I wonder if any fat women have made that exact point already
>>214920131Gives a new meaning to tea-bagging
No nationality, no matter how rich or few in number, is exempt from having psychos.There are bad people in Monaco, Liechtenstein, San Marino, and Andorra.
>>214920104>what have you achieved so far bu abstaining from living, loving, and laughing?It's not about achievement. All those things are senseless cycles that repeat themselves for their own sakeIt's about overcoming the base animalistic cycle
remember that youtuber who touted the benefits of applying semen to her face?
>>214920007>you peopleYou can't say that
It's going to be time for a new thread soon, DO NOT USE A THIRD WORLDER NEW
>>214920144Idk I don't browse online spaces that have females in themI don't even have an insta
>>214920162I can't take it back either
>>214920157you gonna follow in his footsteps? give it a shot?
Texted back the pollack, fuck why do i do this
>>214920104Every pollack is either an alcoholic construction worker or a femboyYou seem to be the latter
they keep chugging 96% alcohol but never pass out or throw up, thats anime for you
>>214920174so why are you listening to obese hogs and caring about their fatfoid opinion?
>>214920157No but i remember the one who touted the benefits of applying period blood to her face
>>214920131I have eczema shut up>>214920155Some people cant even sit down and be happy for themselves because they're so used to being a people pleaser from years of trauma. They need to be hugged often and told "hey, i appreciate you. Lets eat good food and maybe we can make out or something. I love you."
>>214920221Idk what you mean
THE NEW WILL NOT BE POLITICALIT WILL NOT BE RACEBAITIT WILL NOT BE A TIKTOK OR TWITTER SCREENSHOTIT WILL NOT BE MADE BY A NON-/CUM/ FLAGDO YOU UNDERSTAND?!!
>>214920189it was a her>>214920222i remember that
>>214920227>maybe we can make out or something. I love you."You're a disgusting faggot and you need to be hung from a tree
>Rumor mill: Trusted inside sources are saying that hasan kiker will soon be permanently banned from Twitch
>>214920276New
>>214920264Deport him to turkey
Poop
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