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I think dying in a car crash is one of the more pleasant ways to die, which is why I never wear a seatbelt
>>214920276stop touching my penis
Your OP images are bullshit like this and you're the one calling me gayI bet you saved cringe pepes too on your phone
>>214920276AAAAAAA
>>214920317>a unique marine creature is a bullshit opFuck you
>>214920264based. destiny wins again.
>>214920342Whyd you reply to your own post?
>>214920325kek
For me it's the sig Sauer p365
>>214920303you should always wear a seatbelt. you're tripping life's desire-sensor. it's like how lottery hopefuls who buy dozens of tickets never win, it's always the guy buying a mounds and one ticket.
>>214920345he didn't. you have to go back
>>214920384Not wearing a seatbelt costs me nothing, and the chance of getting into a car crash is higher than winning the lotteryWeird analogy
>indians can never go back to this
Do any females use gloryholes? Or is it an urban legend?
>>214920406i'm saying you being reckless is what'll ensure you live to 99. be safe, and maybe life will surprise you.
been hearing a lot of talk about moving the blacks back to africathink it'd be easier to just hurl other races at them and breed them out of existence.black women despise black men and vice versa.So just take a bunch of Ecuadorians, Guatemalans, or similarly docile, low IQ, easily obtainable race, take the ones that are already offensively squatting in this country, and launch them at black communities and get them to breed themselves into a shapeless beige identityless cultureless indistinct blob and then use it to mine lithium in Nevada
>>214920431exactly how would a woman use one?
Just made the shittiest spaghetti ever in 10 minutes and it's still delicious. god i fucking love italoslop
>>214920431I mean why would they when they can just suck chad's cock
do people really leave their houses
>>214920446>being reckless is what'll ensure you live to 99That doesn't make any sense your logic is backwardsWomen are less reckless than men and consequently live longer
>>214920431Where can you even find a gloryhole
I can't be bothered to study and find products for washing and moisturizing so I just use whatever soap mom buys and don't do anything and now I'm old and ugly and that's okay, some people are just born to be ugly and ignorant.
>>214920512bend over
>>214920449>then use it to mine lithium in NevadaTesla is way ahead of you on that front, fren
>>214920519Men really shouldn't be studying how to moisturize their fucking face. Be physically active, own a gun, know how to defend yourself. Am I doing any of those things? No of course not, but at least my heart is in the right place OHeckinAlgo
>>214920512At the local bar I suppose
>>214920512at the local GAY bar
>>214920570pshhh what a fag
holy shit I pressed on the weird feeling in my throat and something popped and it went away and my ear popped toofuuuuuck
>>214920453Same I made goulash today as I mentioned in a previous thread
>>214920570Its true. Magic things always require a sacrifice. They always have. Beware the black mirror
>>214920540Men should just be told by their mother and then wife "use this, then use this" and teach them by doing it so it isn't some daunting academic endeavor but women only know how to eat hot chip and lie and work McJobs and can't carry out their proper role in the family anymore
>>214920604It's over
>>214920611looks good I should try to make it sometime
Bored
>>214920449https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9v2wBwDXls
>>214920570oh, that's a bunch of hooey. people here are more emotionally honest and dear than any strangers you'll meet. i feel more inspired to draw reading what anyone here has to say than taking a walk in the (still) baking heat and needing a shower for my trouble. regular social media sucks because it's all stuck to you. if you're having some kind of meltdown, you need to stay away from it, because it's attached to you from then on. here? shoot, meltdown away. you can scream, cry, bang your head against the wall, wail about your fetishes, crimes, it's just you and me. and that's art. honesty and feeling, pouring out until the cup has no room and it spatters onto the floor against your socked feet.
Let's settle this once and for all: is the dim mak real?
>>214920680No
>>214920680Of course not
>>214920680Yep
HOLLY SHITTHE AGE OLD DEBATE HAS BEEN PUT TO RESTTRAPS ARE NOT GAYTRAPFAGS, WE WON>This is the first of two posts about studies of gynandromorphophilia (GAMP), that is, a man's strong and persistent sexual interest in feminized males, including males wearing women's attire and males with surgically or hormonally feminized bodily contours.>The first is a laboratory study of GAMPs' penile responses to erotic films of sexually explicit interactions involving either two male actors, two female actors, or gynandromorphs (GAMs; colloquially, she-males). The two comparison groups were heterosexual men and homosexual men. The authors concluded that "Results provide clear evidence that GAMP men are not homosexual.">Hsu KJ, Rosenthal AM, Miller DI, Bailey JM. Who are gynandromorphophilic men? Characterizing men with sexual interest in transgender women. Psychological Medicine. 2016;46(4):819-827. doi:10.1017/S0033291715002317https://xcancel.com/BlanchardPhD/status/1967242100514119765
You are now thinking of gay sex. Now with your dad. You're welcome
>>214920715>Rosenthal>Hsulmao ok
goodnightu
>>214920717How did you know?
>>214920715Didn't read, penis = gay
>>214920756lol
do you like history
>>214920766You lost the game
>>214920786It's all made up
>>214920800stupid stinky chud
>>214920819I wish I could talk like this without having to stop and think
>>214920715why can't you just be honest with yourselves. it's gay. you know it's gay. i'm not saying YOU'RE gay, but you're erotically intrigued by gay things. you don't need a study, you need some time on the commode for reconciliation.
>>214920831Just ask chatgpt to help you
walhalla
Mommy says if I want to go to the Yugioh tournament I have to drive myself.
lightning flashes, blood to ashesmake your stand and perish
midnight red bull
>>214920922noshut up
midnight black bull
Anyone want to see my cock
good night faggots
>>214920972you lost the game again
>>214920976what
>>214920922i dunno, i get lucky in those perish moments!
>>214920519I use the Dove Beauty bars, they keep your skin moisturizedI think they are marketed towards women but they definitely work
why do white american girls only like white guys with pink dicks? Why do they love pink dick?
>>214920976fuck you bitch
>>214921011built for BPP
where have you gone, joe dimaggio? our nation turns its lonely eyes to you
Things I accomplished today 1.
>>214921052i have kept my rank in the top 10%, and that cyrax skin will be mine. it's for his mk11 look, which i do not use, and never will.
>>214921052I shaved my pubes and chest hair today so I accomplished 2 things.
>>214921011All bitches love the Big White Cockdeal with it
>>214921091he says, gfless
>>214921099not true, I'm fucking your mother and sister as we speak
>>214921109umm my sister is trans
Plopooo
>>214921084post shaved pubic area
>>214921005I stopped using those because they went from 80c a bar to $2
why would the jews do this
>>214920570trvke
>>214921240
>>214921250
https://youtu.be/QF2etbteMUI
>>214920276is this how you make ftm trannies?
>>214920276Garloids are real
>>214920276Nice garloid
i think society would be healing if being fat was illegalthey're the reason why slop companies are still operating
>>214921396>being fat was illegalHow would this law be enforced
>>214921418You know it when you see it
Bought a gallon of milk but the milk level was suspiciously lower than I expected.
>>214921454I only buy half gallons because I can't drink a gallon fast enough after it was opened before it goes bad
>>214921427shirt collars are gonna be like firearms.>see you got a button un-done there. let's see you re-fasten that.
>>214921418maybe we should be fatcist instead of racist
>>214921465WhatI check the expiration dates and sometimes it's 2 months out. You can't drink half a gallon of milk in 2 months?
>>214921465I used to drink a gallon a day>>214921472>i see you sucking in your gut!
Behold, piece of divinityhttps://youtu.be/QX5dLjN_fzA?si=6xIbQ7vc7NVdWWUM&t=1528
>>214921489It expires in 3 days after being opened
>>214921492>a gallon a dayI thought GOMAD was just a meme
>>214921546It's real, but it's also a meme
>>214921546I do LOBAD (loaf of bread a day)
>>214921617That's one scooby doo sized sandwich
>>214921617Hopefully as a fools gold loaf
>>214921617my wife bought a loaf of french bread because it was cheap. the first day, sunday, it was great. warm, soft. perfect. this morning, i was trying to gnaw off a piece, and it took so much effort, that i laughed and blew little flakes of it all over our kitchen floor. i had to run the vacuum cleaner for a second.
>>214921682Your body must be quite accustomed to slop to not feel sick after eating this
>>214921682that's elvis'! it sounds good, but i say winnow it down to a mortal portion.
>>214921733I will be very happy when I have a wife one day
I am one in a krillion
>>214921733do you have children
>>214921807no. no plans either. things are too spooky. in the world, but also we have a bad gene mixture. fine for being together, but a kid of ours? tennessee whiskey brain with polish endurance. the kid would wind up in prison or kill us!
>be american>get shot WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
>>214921933?
>>214921933Dude you're from Brazil
>>214921933that's brazy>>214921804that's shrimply
>>214921396indeed we need architects and proper laws to align the fat distribution of women into venus statues and not ham spheres
oh boy, i need to do this more often. look what i dredged up.https://youtu.be/hypxjm6_nYA
>>214922414do what more often
>>214922414you heard of partyboi69? Check him out
Help bros
>>214922615It's no fun if you cheat
>>214922615Omg I got it after posting xD
>>214922615bongo
>>214921682There's no way in hell this tastes good. >>214921617Typical diet for loads of people around the world.Americans eat surprisingly little bread. Sign of wealth I guess.
who tf up!
gonna watch that one where bugs is messing with daffy as the illustrator. "thpis is a clpthose up?!"
>>214922958I'm sitting down though
this is your business.this is your pleasure.
Tired
>>214923594take a nap
>Pope finally opens his mouth>it's to criticize Musk's Tesla Pay packageSmart move or terrible move?
*sips*yep, another tuesday another arm day
Question.What should I get from the Turkish place for lunch?1. Chicken skewers - 8 Euro 2. Beef skewers - 10 Euro3. Lamb skewers - 12,50 Euro All of them come with rice pilaf, a salad and fresh pita bread.
>>214924195I would get beef
>>214924335Damn, I asked this question last week and you guys said beef again. Oh well...
>>214924195Those prices seem like what one would pay in Malta too.How much meat do you get?BTW, I'd go for the beef.
>>214924413It's two skewers - 250gr
>>214924358sorry, we like beefmy favorite place doesn't even offer chicken
>>214924195Why is Bulgaria so EXPENSIVE
>>214924413This is the chicken, but the portion is the same. You can order a different salad. The bread is free. But it always comes with a charred tomato and one or two spicy peppers. >>214924539Yeah, I get that. But their lamb and chicken are tremendous. I don't know what they do with the chicken but it's the juiciest most flavorful chicken I've ever hard. I think they marinate all of them in yogurt and either tomato paste or some kind of marinate.
>>214924653>bread is freeI guess this makes it somewhat cheaper. I don't think the portion would be quite as large in Malta, but I still thought it'd be cheaper in Bulgaria.
Imagine being a millionaire.I want to be a millionaire.
>>214924642Because we live in hell. Before Covdi all those things were at half price. I used to get chicken soup for 1.50 euro and lamb soup for 2euro. Again with free bread. It was my hidden gem, but people started noticing.
>>214924688The chicken used to be 4.20 - again with rice and a salad. Lamb used to be 7.50 and beef used to be 5.50
lol
>>214924653That looks good. Yogurt marinade is also the secret to Indian tandoori chicken.
>>214925068if i posted this i would be arrestedin my country
>>214925175Yeah, it's my favorite place in the city. Everyone else tries to be fancy and overdose it. The pickled cabbage is so good and the spicy grilled peppers are such a nice touch.
New hot take about Charlie Kirk's death.What if Tyler Robinson was psyche oped into doing it? What if there were a 100 other potential Tyler Robinsons being groomed who didn't take the bait at that particular moment?
>>214920325Kek
>>214920276What is this thing called
hard choice for a lot of u viggas
>>214920570this is true but I have no friends so I mist browse 4chan to get some form of social stimulus
