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>>214925544Shit like this is why other countries laugh at our food.
Readymeal retards are such stupid that they look at firm pasta and go "that's overcooked"
>>214925544>non-stick panMay as well just inject microplastics straight into your brain pal. Ready meal is the least of your worries.
hi
>>214925570>Shit like this is why other countries laugh at our food.
>are such stupid that theyget a bradders on that one
>>214925544>anglo flag>cooking Italian sloppaWhat's even the point?
>>214925588it only leeches toxic PFAs if you're dumb enough to scratch itno danger with an unblemished pan
>>214925589hes gay
>>214925610*leaps onto the table and scrambles across it on all fours sending all the flood flying about*
>>214925610this home cooked or ready meal?will decide how I feel about this food
>>214925544This is basically a ready meal, just it ends up tasting far worse than a Bighams
>>214925610rorke's kryptonite
playing 10p slots
>>214925610Love brown food
mmmm yumy :)
found this in my photos and i have no idea what it is but it looks tasty
l used to think my life was a tragedy. Now l realise its a daytime tv drama.
>>214925610rorke carefully inspecting the fillings to determine whether it's cut up ready meal sandwiches or homemade
>>214925544>premade bolognese sauceAbsolutely embarrassing
>>214925626Exactly what they used to say about asbestos and lead pipes
You are invited brit broshttps://youtube.com/shorts/ZkdXtGuecOQ?si=vnA_9Fv1B2oHC88C
Simply don't have the energy to post on /Brit/ anymore :/It's a young man's game and I'm getting old
>>214925719its a virus
poland is peng. so much better than this shit-hole
>>214925679Looks like shit
>>214925703but that's unrelated isn't it brucey
>>214925734It's a cat
>>214925725the fact you still keep this dollhouse larp shit going is astonishing franklya life wasteda clue forgotten
>>214925626>if you're dumb enough to scratch itIt accumulates thousands of scratches that are not immediately visible>b-but I use wooden/plastic utensilsDoesn't matter
>>214925679can't even tell what's under all that oilgrimness
>>214925764Don't know what you're talking about
>>214925544>nonstick pan >tesco brand sauceUmm
>>214925719hes well mini
rest in peace charlie kirkyou will be missed
>>214925785you’ve wasted your life here and will die alone
>>214925800Good post
recommend me a film to watch this afternoon while i cook and eat
>>214925800Well said
>>214925829some kind of hate
niggas will look you dead in the eye like "i'm helfy as fuck me, no ready meals de lad just pure premade store-bought sauces into premade store-bought mince with premade store-bought spice mixes cor lush just like me ancestors 5000 years ago"
>>214925811Rude
need Big Plastic out of business pronto
>>214925800he’s looking up at us now x
God bless all Charleses, Charlies and Chucks
>>214925795Piccolissima
Australia recognizes the Owners of Chungusbut NOT Big Chungus
>>214925800think that's the problem ladif he'd been missed his neck wouldn't have been blown out
tending to my nigger rearing ranch in stardew valley
>>214925829Sword of the StrangerEverybody laughs because it's a cartoon but I love the backgrounds and music and the battle scenes are so wonderfully choreographed and animated. I think it's brilliant.Or Wolf of Wall Street coz you can see Margot Robbie's fanny
>>214925725no one is asking you to infact, when you use a new flag, you get filtered
If you think about it, WW2 was basically a war of the the Christian powers (Britain and America) and secular Neo-Christian powers (liberal France and the communist Soviet Union) against a revival of the indigenous paganism of Europe (Germany) and classical Roman civilisation (Italy).Liberalism and communism are secular Christianity.
lol leftypol mate l just saw your gf getting BLACKED. oh wait...you dont have a gf! lmao!
Charlie bit my finger
>>214925909>Or Wolf of Wall Street coz you can see Margot Robbie's fannyproof?
>>214925895the honkyslop
chicken breast from the fridge with the date sep 16 on is it okay to eat?I smelt it normally and it didn’t smell of anything but if I put my nose 1cm away from it maybe I can smell something but I’m not sure
>>214925919damn you should kill yourself in real life the internet has completely raped your mind and spirit... you are subhuman...
>>214925912wrong last time you posted it and wrong now
>>214925932That's today mate, you'll be fine
I find it mad that I was constipated this morning at 9am and then 3 hours later I release a log that clogs the toilet effortlessly. How does that happen?
Got betrayed and manipulated, and behaved in a way unbecoming of a man. Darkness hanging over me, all I can do is be better in future.
>>214925932it's 16th september today doesn'thaveacalendarlad
>>214925919>>214925933well i think you’re both fags
>>214925544At this point you might as well just buy a ready meal
you should kill yourself NOW
watching the new Superman movie
just mounted a filesystem and now I'm going to explore it
>>214925911>when you use a new flagWhat?
>>214925950I know it’s todays date but it was a pack and I opened it like 3 days ago
rorke editing wikipedia articles exclusively to write the day of the week before the month
>>214925979mounted your dad
>>214925932>>214925950>>214925969If it says use by 16 September then you need to use it BY 16 September, not on it
>>214925976me?
>>214925993shut the fuck up
Will never understand the level of runtism needed for someone to buy "bolognese" sauce instead of making their own from passata.That "bolognese" is an absolute atrocity and is missing about 3/4 of the ingredients.
>>214925895can tell that didn't use a shred of mozz on the 'sta bakes and only used cheddar
The far-right peddle lies and division to grab power. But Britain is stronger than their hate - in interfaith foodbanks, in beer gardens at the World Cup, in neighbours standing together. Cable Street, Lewisham, and Barking - we beat them before, we’ll beat them again.
>>214925981its sad that you switch between obsessively giving a shit about knowing everything ITT (about the thread) and pretending to be retarded. youre retarded
GETING BAKED
aaaaaaanyway this is rorke
>>214926003So no then???
>>214926016bolognese is supposed to be a meat sauce not a tomato sauce
GETTING NAKED
100 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS>100 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS100 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS>100 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS100 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS>100 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS100 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS>100 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS100 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS>100 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS
>>214926003it includes the 16th you dumb cunt
Erections don't feel the same anymore - this may be the end
>>214926026haha oh boy cant wait to see the replies to this!
>>214926030t. my sweet potatoes
>>214926028Seems as if you're projecting a bit there lad
fondling my greasy gooch/sack area and sniffing my vinegary fingers
>>214926016>Will never understand the level of runtism needed for someone to buy "bolognese" sauce instead of making their own from passata.Well one takes longer so
>>214926039Lmao bait or actual spastic, what the fuck are you talking about and how is it related to what i said
>>214925932Wait for it to warm up to room temperature and smell it again. If there is a bitter smell get rid of it. If it's greenish also. If it's not discolored and doesn't have an obviously foul smell it's fine, it's normal for old chicken to be a little funky.
>>214926050there won't be any because it is shit bait
rorke going to the gothita community day 8 hours early because he was told that it started 10AM today
rorke slamdunking his tesco chicken breast in the bin at 00:01 on the 16th of september
>>214926036rorke needs a good sexing from me, other rorke
riiiiightt........ annywaayyy.....
love how conservatives spam their propaganda all day here but the second you provide a counter argument your post mysteriously gets zero (You)'s
>>214926047I work in Asda and it doesn't so your the dumb cut. Using something by a date means before that date
i've got your meat sauce right here
>>214926026When the true far right organises and shows up, not these toothless grifters, there will be no need for lies or division.
>>214925932Pop it on a warm radiator for 10 minutes and smell it again.
>>214926039i prefer the herby tomato bologneses to the traditional grim meat slop
>>214926061By that logic just buy a ready meal ya mong
>>214926042cant bloody wait x
>>214926079i shop in asda sometimes
Asking an AI to make a sexo Ready Meal GFUWU Im hot and ready in the microwave anonkun >.<
I have 233x Pokeballs saved up for the gothita community day hour (and two lucky eggs) I did like 25 team rocket battles today already and am going to go ham on it to try for two free platinum badges in this (5-day) event
If something says to arrive by 12pm and you arrive at 12pm, you're late
kirk was wearing a bullet proof vest lmao
>>214926094ThisBritish bolognese is far superior
>your the dumb cunt
>>214926065Does this look discoloured
>>214926125Fucked it
might get on the 'craft
>>214926134looks fine
odd atmosphere here
>>214926110I got there at 9:53 and rolled a cig and then waited the longest minute ever for it to start then I googled it at 9:59:30 to get the answer rq fuck my 10 palkia candies and 20K stardust I guess (still gained like 20K stardust today)
>>214926107leave the gothitas alone
>>214926096Gladly
the shooting really was kino as far as assassinations gomakes you gutted we don't have proper 4k 10 different angles on the jfk stuff
>>214926134just fucking eat it and if you die then it's off and if you don't then it's fine
>>214926026>interfaith foodbankskek
The "far superior" lad.
>>214926134get it cooked and eat
>>214926134looks fineget it made and get it served with tesco sauce
I don't eat meat
>>214926134corrr what are you seasoning them with?
>>214926134>plastic chopping board
What should I make the famdem for tea
Rewatching Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, thoroughly enjoy it, but wish they'd not had all these strange immersion breaking moments
screaming out me arse
I only eat meat
>hurr pedo >nooo you cant get a legal age gf thats not allowed because I hate you! get a grip just JFY fuck off
ok im gonna eat it thanks
imagine if the bullet ricocheted
>>214926172chickens are full of plastic anyway
>>214926152shinzo abe was mad but i don’t remember seeing any video just high quality photos
>>214926165your'e not one of those wokes are you?
>>214926174The original is better
>>214926174>strange immersion breaking momentssuch as?
English painter Annie Louisa Swynnerton, The Sense of Sight, 1895
>>214926171premade piri piri seasoning
>>214926171Hot sauce and paprika
you lot are the most boring cunts on the planet i'm gonna have to learn another language just to post in another general and avoid you fucks
remember when that turk bloke shot the russian ambassador or whateverthat was some kino photeuxs
>>214926173serve up my hairy pooey arse on a platter
>>214926207
Lets GO Pikachu Lets GO Pikachu Lets GO Pikachu
>>214926039It has tomatoes in it traditionally
>>214926204Armstrong flexing. Characters going chibi mode during cute/silly moments.
>>214926214tactical trvke
>>214926214A clue sidestepped
shut up toby
use by dates are scams to get you to buy more food than you needI once ate prawns that were 4 days out of date and I was fine
a clue ugained sobering moment indeed >>214926244prawns (and oysters) are like the one thing you should NOT eat after the expiration
>>214926181no breadno waterJUST MEAT
>>214926134It's fine. Bad chicken really reeks, it burns your nostrils.>>214926172Extra BPA seasoning, adds UMAMI
pika pi?
HOWLING
>>214926231surprisingly fun game despite its flaws
>>214926252I was fine though you great pansylook smell taste don't waste
>>214926257>gru blowjob minions meme
>>214926087>posted it again award
• Coarsely ground beef (see note): 1 lb (400g)• Fresh pork pancetta, slices: 6 oz (150g)• ½ onion, peeled: about 2 oz (60g)• 1 medium carrot, peeled: about 2 oz (60g)• 1 celery stalk, trimmed: about 2 oz (60g)• ½ cup (1 glass) of red or white wine• Strained tomatoes: 7 oz (200g)• Tomato paste (double-concentrated): 1 tbsp• ½ cup (1 glass) of whole milk (optional)• Light meat or vegetable broth (or stock cubes)• Extra virgin olive oil: 3 tbsp• Salt and pepper
>>214926196Was that Austrian?
>>214926256Ok thanks
>>214926259can’t stand them and their revolting felt mouths
>>214926259
>>214926244That's nothing i once shot myself in the scrotum and was fine. Guns as instruments of death is a psyop.
>>214926280I do not eat ze sea bugs anyway maybe some of those peng (PENG) imitation crabsticks that look like the nougat bars
>>214926285Rorke is typing….
eating raw expired prawns and oysters
>>214926287fucking shite mate, where's the tesco premade jarred sauce? can't have a bolognese without it
This is nothing but a meme of the kind that would get posted about any other tragic event, but for some reason Rorke is making it all about how the left is evil.
had plans today
fumbling around with my nigger scrotum coinpurse at the woolies self checkouts
Watching the world championships
get 10 purified gems (and a rocket radar) complete, turn off the radar goes so hard not having all that shit after each grunt battle
For me, it's Lloyd
>>214926335the left is evil. genuine evil
>>214926362Can't handle the banter rorke!
>>214926341kek this is NOT me but at least I can get 4 hours of study in. I feel like normies think 4 hours is a long time? anyways I can also get some more hours in later because it is actually not so long in my opinonlike 3 hours of walking a day is not that much. that is the pre-walk
>>214926335only the satanic left would make fun of death like this
>>214926358a cluedo gained
>>214926358Quite bold of man called Grossman to go into the sauce business
>State pension payments are likely to rise by 4.7 per cent next year, following the publication of the most recent wage growth data from the Office for National Statistics (ONS).my da will be pleased
>>214926358*mogs you*
Why are there so many posters here that get absolutely mindraped by the current thing? They just post nonstop about it despite having nothing original to say
>>214926362give it a rest rorke you pansy theres nothing wrong with laughing at niggerdeath but it means you should also be able to laugh at crackerdeath when the time comes
gross by name sauce by nature
>>214926390Exactly. This was funny though and the Conservatives have every right to make a joke about it.
>>214926358that's gross, man
brb gonna go take my pants off jorkin it hey everyone im jorking it
can't avoid the Lloyd
ah 8 hours of charlie kirk and american politics again is it?
Wish i was australian so much
>>214926397meanwhile unemployment is high and its harder than ever to get a decent job
need to go to thailand and fuck some women (men)
>>214926420 in a just world everyone would be able to freely laugh at both george floyd and charlie kirk memes
>>214926420get G. Floyds head cleaved strate ouf
>>214926420This is just absurdist and trying to be edgy against sacred cowsA George droid ai meme video would be a more apt comparison since it's trying to blame him for his death
>>214926446why not go and live there then, it's entirely possible
Floyd Georgeman
>>214926466Exactly, the only thing to actually mourn is the completely unnecessary deaths of literally hundreds of thousands right now.
>>214926466they aresoi dunno
downloading a megapack of Chinese 3D animated porn
>rorkethe left is pure evil>also rorkeget the biomass turned into paste
just watched indiana jones and the lost arc for the first time... wasn't bad but wasn't really good. then watched the temple of doom... it was better but still not something I'd watch again. bit confused by the reputation surrounding this franchise.
Leftypol enjoying Charlie Kirk memes with his gf (male)
so glad I got a couple Palkia forms where hes got arms now that ive learned that the one where hes got no arms is when he betrayed god
>son, the gentleman from the police told me that you've been "rorkeposting" a lot lately. care to explain what's this about?
>>214926483Me in the back
>>214926420Well yeah George Floyd was a fentanyl addicted career criminal who robbed pregnant women, Charlie Kirk was a husband, businessman and active father of two young girls
>>214926490>is the completely unnecessary deaths of literally hundreds of thousands right now.Like who?
Where's Ziedbelg?
>>214926495cant fight evil with kindness unfortunately
>>214926492emphasis on freely ladpeople are being doxxed and fired for charlie stuff and im sure the same has happened for george floyd shif
going back to my roots and playing solitaire
>>214926478Feels like no matter what you'll find a way to make one thing acceptable and another totally evil.
>>214926522hope that subhuman fag killed himself
>>214926509Wish she'd get some english lessonsStupid bitch
bbc won
Gutted I was born too late to be a UN peacekeeper deployed to 1990s Cambodia.
>>214926523>sauce just dolloped on the pasta instead of being mixedNow you're just pissing me off
got the english folk rock onhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1it7BP5PckI
as a devout christian l only make fun of the deaths of blacks, trannies, communists and brown children
>>214926026
>>214926554Wow that's a bit extreme but I respect your opinion
>>214926544for me, it's 3D Pinball
>>214926556nigga watching his incest porn for the plot
finished off my rambutans. verdict: they're alri but it was about £3 for 6 so bit spenny and I'd rather get some grapes I reckon
id say that to my friends in real life too if I had any and if he was real also
>>214926517a husband who believed women are nothing but broodmares, a businessman who made his living “debating” retarded college kids, a father who said he’d force his three year old daughter to keep the baby if she was raped
>>214926483Me on the tracks
I CAN'T THIEVE
>>214926544ZIPPING UP MY BOOTSGOING BACK TO MY ROOTSYEAH
>>214926569
Need demonic suicide cultists out of power tbqh
>>214926523>velcro trainers>wearing trainers indoors
>>214926588that mentally retarded wheelchair user needs MAID
>>214926589Remember playing this on the sharty Good times
>>214926523>literal autism shoes
>>214926570
>>214926542that's as free as can befree to laugh, free to face the consequencesthere's no freedom in being unable to retaliate
>>214926523rorke and his dead creps
>>214926523>velcro trainersfucking hell mate
>>214926589need to install that again
wiping my arse with poo
put that freak in a TESLA and drive him down a cali roadway at 90MPH
holden arguing with imaginary strawmen in his head again
>>214926523fucmong scneinun
i'm 22 and i still can't tie laces tbf
set the timer. when this post sends ill open up YouTube and let you know the first time I see a black person not on the homepage
>>214926680you lot go barefoot anyway dont you
>>214926676KEK
>>214926680i tie mine once when i get the shoes then just slip them on and off
>>214926523for FUCKS sake rorke oh my god
>deleted
>>214926676
rorke's creps
>>214926676screaming to death
>>214926680how is this possible
>>214926680ffs rorke
The 30 minute toil break as it were
the students of rorkesian dynamics
>>214926553I didn't you hysteric mongoloid it was just a poor comparison so I gave you a better one
blud can't tie shoelaces but thinks he's hot shit in the kitchen
>>214926523>>214926676actually crying
>>214926706bet this lad's arsehole is a wreck
>>214926706jesus christ
Surfshark ad (that one about the ads) I see you know your judo well...YouTube... going for a shwank. or as TikTok...says... a $hw4nk (TW: M@sturb8on)
>>214926711mumsy always did it for me for school and i never learntpretty simply really
might move to Sible Hedingham
Just settle for Bigham’s, boys
>>214926676KEKW
>>214926647then in an actual just world people wouldn’t feel the need to take part in schizophrenic life-ruining internet surveillance panopticon shit and would just ignore posts they didn’t like
All top chefs use velcro shoes in the kitchen, it's far safer and more hygienic
>>214926676HOWLING
rorke throwing an incellent throw in Pokemon Go
>>214926676>>214926680>>214926705LOOL
>>214926735shudder at the thought of what you must wank toconsidering i have seen you posting cartoon pony sc@t before...
guys even if you are F2P holy shit just buy a Go+ it is basically unplayable comparing not having one vs having one >>214926764didnt post sc@t before...
Why does orange juice say use within 4 days once opened? It doesn’t even go off?
>>214926777liaryou were spamming it at one point during a furious meltdown
this is all just another distraction from hunter bidens laptoo
>/gif/ thread >AI generated porn or someshit >"no blacks" >halfway through the thread "someone" starts dumping black dicks after this thread, the entire website
rorke looking up shoelace tutorials on expertvillage
>>214926785illegal brad
No way those were his actually shoes...
>>214926792The vitamin C degrades quickly after opening so eventually it loses any nutritional benefit it might have had
new>>214926789>>214926789>>214926789
>>214926792Because some dummies leave it outside unrefrigerated.
>>214925626fucking retard
>>214926792why does or4nge J*is go off
Meltdown
>>214926801Nuthin OP cud do about it
>>214926777is that the thing that spins pokestops and catches monsters for you?I thought about getting one to use while I was driving but I ended up quitting
>>214926585
>>214926856probably quit because you didnt get it and the unlimited supply of Pokeballs that comes alongside that. I mean, so long as you can walk to the next group of Pokestops or gyms within like an hour or so. also it can catch them, and that is a useful feature for if you run out of battery and still have got to walk home...
