black and tan edition
get the big bastarding brads posted
rorke slowly pulling off the velcro for maximum satisfaction after his long incelwalk
I want to dress up like this in a very cheesy way. like just going for it, even the silly parts for OnlyFans want to go to the gym and post pictures of my body on OnlyFans for money
belchie boys
fuck you, I will do something today, anything
nth for the baddiedem
It's coming
menty b! menty b!
rorke's mum judging when to make a comforting cup of tea based on the force with which he tears open the velcro
>>214926884Erm*
i’m old enough to remember back to simple more innocent times when the worst thing you’d see on the news was hijacked airliners flying into buildings
Fried chicken lunch and curry for tea. All part of the Asda exceptional range, so you know it’s quality stuff.
Someone please post the photo, missed it
>>214926789Dont really see people wearing gaiters anymore
>>214926884>visible areolaplaying with fire gyaldemlad
need a big titty redhead 40 year old fit woman fucking fit corr phoar
Remember when they used to make music for you to dance and sing along and simply enjoy? https://youtu.be/1p_BvaHsgGgNow they only music, if you can call it that, are shitty autotunes and noises to make you deaf while playing video games at max volume with earphones so far up your ears your brain starts shaking.
>>214926915Used to know a spanish girl who had a face just like this. No tattoos though
>>214926982monty negro
pretty sad how I already used up my advance payment/budgeting loan from the JSA, otherwise id take that for a plane ticket and simply just not go to my appointments! to go Play Pokemon Go in America! lol! hopefully they would have outside outlets
tattoos? no thanks. send thst bitch to the shadow realm
>>214926944
the fabled authentic pasta experience
Yep, I'm gay
>>214926987shagged her?
rorke going to Oregon and breaking the corner shop window for a pack of Portland blues to get him thru the grind
ngigger
Rorke gay
>>214927029vile creature
I require VITAMIN C
>>214927027racismlad!
>>214927029don't appreciate you posting pics of me here mate
>>214927047get an onion down youor a red pepperor an orange
>>214927047how about my vitamin cock in your mousehole
NEED to be horse for girl
"Hood" niggas name Deontavius Jr when you say you got cherry kool aid with Popeyes at yo crib https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1758018772841252.mp4
>>214927015It is a rather nice day. It would be silly not to be gay on days like that.
>>214927058they had that boy squirtin
catbergs back on my bed after his short lunch break. bastard has been lazing there since about 3 this morning
>>214927075these niggas always look like children
>>214927029So this is rorke
Saved this photograph from a very good post from yesterday
>>214927058>not including gang viol-*ACK*?
>>214927047Eat liver.
Any ideas what to cook for lunch?
rorke getting together a small dinghy to go said across the ocean to a better Pokemon Go spot
>>214927112of what animal?
>>214927107this is what i imagine all australian posters look like
dying from a headache again
>>214927107just ktimmed harder than i ever have before
was a proper violent little freak during my school years, probably didn't help that whenever i got in trouble my dad would say 'hes a boy, its what boys do at that age' instead of punishing mefeels cringe now i look back, most of the people i knew from school still just see me as that violent thug when in reality i'm nothing like that
arse chebs bums and willards
>>214927116A pasta overboiled. A jarred sauce dumped out. Mince packets left unevenly broken. A clue gained.
got an itchy ballbag
need an e-girl gf
>>214927145people don't change
might get a gf to keep me warm during winter
MAN GOD FOOD IN A DINGACHEF MAN DOWN WIT THE CHINGAGYAL BIG BUM IT'S MY DINNASELL GYAL PUM I'M A SLINGA
feels quite horrid to say but I think the novelty of the kirk assassination has worn off for memuch more interested in sunfish now
does fanny have a strong aroma? my bellend stinks when the precum coats it which i imagine isn't too different to a womans fanny which gets even more moist
>>214927150Extremely german
>>214927150lol
>>214927186some do, some dont
just got this recommended to me on youtubehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=st0wdrwCAKc
>>214927135Veal/beef liver is my favourite but lamb liver is fine too. Literally can't get a more nutritious food than liver, with eggs a close second.
>>214927181samebeen watching videos of people with big home aquarium systems instead
>>214927174Yes they do. Mature people do
>>214927174i have lad, i'm the nicest bloke you could meet i don't want to hurt anyone
>>214927186depends on diet/hygiene
rorke in his velcro shoes pouring out pre-made bolognese sauce
>>214927187absolute blitzkreig on the party spirit
I will forever think of thing when arguing with someone about food on /brit/
*lets out a brief but piercing scream*
I put the $4 vitamin c serum on my face but it smelled funny
GIWTWM
>>214927075Lad has a bigger cock than me and smaller tits
>I will forever think of thing
>>214927204They must have thought him so cool in that suit of armour. I know I would've
in the old days when there was no telly or internet they must have had a lot of time to think. just sat there thinking.
>>214927239imagine scranning all their clunges
>>214927161Corrrrr
>>214927220is it a nice smell at least
>>214927257Anglo women terrify me.
>>214927264Depends
>>214927239kiwi girl mogging hardquite embarrassing for us really
>>214927257That frenetic spazmodic dancing is so vile. Also that room probably smells like Billingsgate at 5pm.
kinder braddo
fletchling evolvinglovely stuff
>>214927257Oh to be in a sororities u bend
Fried chicken in the air fryer, just as good as the real thing
all women should be arrested and confined to the stockade
sticking two nappy-haired niggers heads together like velco
>>214927257https://youtu.be/h_eX3PfCyxcReminds me of this
>>214927274shoot straight with me for fuck sake
carrot cake is underrated
>>214927278Kiwi lass looks very English albeit
>>214927264when a girl looks after herself it smells pleasant but I did have an exberg who didn't wash for literal weeks on end because of depression and had a shitty diet and her fanny smelled foul
>>214927186Not really unless they are really trying to be disgusting
>>214927145are you short?
>>214927318what if the teacher is muslim tho
>>214927318Freak. He should be dismissed simply for being religious.
>>214927306these are well good. scranned loads of them
>>214927305Depends on the womanSome women have a pleasant smell, others disgusting, others nothing at all
>>214927318Based teacher
>>214927305It's like sperm for men. Alcohol, meat and some veggies make it taste bad. Otherwise it's not too bad if she cleans herself right. Not all of them do, some still wipe back to front.
mad how in the early 20th century, aeroplanes seemed like a preposterous idea, and then like 3 years pass and it's ww1 and the buggers are absolutely everywhere
>>214927318
>>214927174donny thinks he's doctor house from the american medical drama house m.d.
>>214927329englishers really be out here washing their pots after boiling an egg to remove the limescale buildup
I actually feels better checking again then saying "nah" and cumming hehe
Setting myself up for life by going to Durham university to do accounting
>>214927344the smell tempts me every time i walk by onehad a jeet colleague years ago who just moved, she was a vegetarian and talking about how much she loved to eat them, not knowing they're fried in lard
>>214927367is that katie hopkins?
>>214927365it does look like some sort of conspiracy but really its just that competition drives innovationmaybe the wars happening just to go test a new sekret strat is more likely than there being a sekret strat that they need war to reveal
>>214927393for me it's the university of essex
>accounting how about fuck you retard povo. give me money; pay me. GIVE ME MONEEEEYEE. my JOB should be HAVING MONEY. you should not have any money or I dont care - the main point is that I should have it. I NEED money in order to do my job (having money). I NEED money to make money. my role in the world is to be the money person with all of the money, and YOU wouldnt get it!
racism is everywhere, what do we do about it?
>>214927408who said anything about a conspiracy
>Robert Redford deadF
reckon i might have to book an escort and give her fanny a smell/taste
used to act out in class in school, generally being a bellend, refusing to learn, being a dick to the teacher etc.Then one day when I was ~14/15 I realised suddenly that it was cringe behaviour, that others were trying to learn and I was making it hard for them. After that I completely retreated into my shell and basically said nothing for the remainder of my school years, embarrassed by the reputation I had already garnered.
Always bring a bag of crisps to large gathering I do. Not to eat but to stick my nose in when it starts to stink.
Mums next delivery has been delivered to the store and I have to pick it up for some reason…
*transforms to my dinosaur mode*
Farewell Sundance May you ride the skies in eternity with your friend and partner in crime
>>214927450Or just book one with a willy instead
>>214927443fight fire with fire
that is because I am the most sensible with money here
Happy to see Summer go away.But I'm going to be sad that short skirts, tight shorts, and women wearing really tight or revealing tops and no bra.Legs in tights and boots to look forward to now.
>>214927454I think I know you
>>214927462yeah great thats perfect and makes sense. if this happened to me I would go shoot the CEO of supermarkets
the guy i was arguing with wears velcro shoesi had lost because i even started
>>214927447if you've not seen it you should watch the film All Is Lost, starring him. Great movie. Certified kino.
they want you gone
>>214927508:(
>>214927492alri?
>>214927367Is that a fucking tranny? KEK
Classic self shoe dox, we’ve all been there
Velcro sneakers were huge on /fa/ many years ago
>>214927525will be getting one of these for myself at some point
>>214927484This is the first summer I haven't gone to the sea, not even one day compared to my usual month every year and it only takes me an hour of driving to get to my favourite place. Completely wasted summer.
>>214927499Would you aye
>>214927507It’s so goodI take it you’ve seen The Sting and Butch Cassidy?
>>214927547haha yeah. just as soon as i learn to talk to women
can't stop cringing at cringe memories
>>214927555im the CEO of yes on this one
>>214927558I've not actually; not seen very many of his films. I'll download them now you've recommended them.
>>214927562true trueI'm already 30 so maybe cosplay gf is off the cards for me anyway x
might make a post about niggers
Would you fuck a female clone of yourself
>‘One in, one out’ migrant flights cancelled for second daylol
>>214927570You sound nuts mate
the half of the car battery replacement fluid I didnt drink has gone all mouldy, which water shouldnt do?
>>214927594she wouldn't fuck me. I'm a 32 year old virgin.
putting a nigger in the wrong recycling bin and having the bin men refuse to take it
>>214927585i'm 32 but i was told 30s are the new 20s and women prefer older men anyway haha
>>214927611Well she's your clone. Just grew out your belly button, now what.
you know in all of this studying I have NEVER seen any proof that if we dont drink water we die, people just take it as fact. something to think abt
>>214927594absolutely yesmale too
If you aren’t muscular and lean by your 30s then what have you been doing? It’s like a cheat code
>>214927614>…isn't it? It's over…Huh?
raping a cock with my arse
boiled egg in the air friar
the elites keep me poor because if I had money (like I should) I would end inflation
>>214927652many are saying this
Might cop
>>214927596it was a good effort by all involved
>Anti-rorke is a mid 30s virgin
Fried boiled egg in my arse
>>214927632if she's your clone she wouldn't be attracted to males unless you're gay
been shop, got sausages and beer
>>214927665thats $11 ($4 on credit) for a ch1nky T m8
>>214927596Labour speed running a Reform GE win lol
>>214927652means little if you don't have the rest of your life in order i.e career on track, renting or perhaps owning a flat, decent car, good social skills, friend network etc
>>214927697It’s £6 mate
>>214927662https://vocaroo.com/1nWMLNRRQFyf
>>214927706mate thats more expensive than Primark
went to thurrock the other day and about half of the ‘people’ were women in hijab and burkas with their countless biomasstic offspring
>never bulkUhm okay but like I'm 185lbs shredded how the fuck am I supposed to get bigger without eating in a surplus?They have no answer for this. Bulk slow, like a lb or two a month. And if you start getting fat too quickly just eat at maintenance for a couple months you'll recomposition since you actually have the calories to do so already on your frame. If you gain 24 lbs in a year and half of it was fat you could cut 12lbs easy lol this board is retarded
where do black people go on holiday
feeling so fucking aggressive right now
>>214927690Twins have sex all the time
>>214927705This is me but no it doesn’t mean little, it’s still an incredibly good position to be in. You just have to work on the other things then. Whereas most people will rarely get fitter as they get older.
>>214927737to visit their dad in jail
Wonder what I am
>>214927736steroids or tear muscle and build on torn muscle with WOLVERINE STACK supreme (and other steroids)
>>214927652muscles mean nothing if you don't have the social skills
Leftypol be like:>Free Palestine but also Muslim countries are bad but also we should become one
>>214927726Can’t get this at primark
>>214927758a cunt
>>214927239>>214927278ayris arse is pifffff
>>214927728I wouldn't mind if they let me into their pussies. But alas they don't so I gain nothing from them being here
>>214927014anything that's not a readymeal may cause controversy here
>>214927760People will view you a lot more favourably if you are lean and have some muscle even if you struggle with social skills so it just makes it easier for you
>>214927766lol
>>214927765>but also Muslim countries are badthat's a fake leftypol
>>214927736to get bigger you have to suprise the muscles ;) >>214927766these are better
>>214927777i wouldnt touch one they look dirty
CAM ON YE BLACK AND TRANSCAM OUT AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN
>>214927743If twinks fuck would that count as cloning?
>>214927769
^_-
>>214927777Based incel quads
>>214927780it really doesn't. it's not like women will just be offering you sex. getting treated more favourably means very little once they realise my autism
>>214927785Ask him about the gulf states
>>214927779show us your velcro shoes again lad
find big men and go fight them to get bigger
>>214927779
>>214927810I’m speaking from experience and it definitely helps, not des, but people are more friendly and understanding
You guys love to blame autism.most of you don’t have autism you’re just an anxious idiot who’s scared to leave his comfort zone
>>214927822Nice
Some of them are fit
start doing microfracture maxxing make your bones get bigge r
>>214927789I dont have a right to be picky, I've wasted my life. I'll take near anything at this point obese, one eye, samoan I don't care.
gave up on self improvement me. now i just get older, fatter, balder.
Melty
It's funny how people will watch something, relate to a character or just like the thing they've watched, and then immediately feel they have to buy some physical merch or other crap related to the media.A man watches Drive and buys a scorpion jacket and leather driving gloves thinking he'll look cool. A man watches fight club and buys a fake leather red jacket like the one Brad Pitt wore. A man watches Breaking Bad and buys a Walter White harrington jacket. Some lad watches Dexter and feels he needs to buy a cheap shirt from Asia with the words Dexter TV Show and a picture of Michael C Hall's head on it. Or they'll buy a DVD or Blu-ray (that they'll never insert or watch) just because they enjoyed the thing.Do you think these people ever step back and assess the situation a few days / weeks after their purchase and think "why did I actually buy this?". Do they ever have an epiphany where they realise they can like a TV show / film / anime without having to express their fondness for it by buying tat?
>>214927862in a way accepting your lot in life and giving up are also self improvement
harvesting nigger blubber to power kerosene lamps
>>214927851Need to be fed their vomit like a baby seagull
needed to piss since that wank
thinking about converting to Judaism
bag pep bibleorbeep blip bagorgloppy biborbob gyp lip
>>214927870LOL
>>214927898do you ever have one of those wanks that makes your arse numb?
>>214927872was such a trite thought really worth three paragraphs
need to have a shower as my groin smells
>>214927742i only ever feel like that at night. i've honestly forgotten what my nights were like before i became an incel gamer
thinking about wearing a fake beard and doing OnlyFans thirst traps hiding the top of my face after going gym for like .00002 seconds
My gf just hit me across the head with a rusty metal pipe haha
>>214927872what's wrong with buying a jacket, when i was a kid i wanted to have the Akira jacket
so you're telling me the 10/10 sex erotic woman i just saw walking down the street has an arsehole that smells like poo?
>>214927872It's great because I can filter people IRL as utterly impressionable consoomer manchildren. Nobody with an adult brain would ever dress like a fictional character.
got to go the shops and then go to toil
>>214927959Yes they would
>>214927920no but when I stopped wanking for 2 days I kept getting microjizzle prostate secretions in my ass while sitting down if i ever got the feeling like someone was thinking about me and also heavy liquid leaking into my dick because of sugar
>>214927957only if she's a dirty bitch with no hygiene
Bigham’s meal ready
>>214927596Apparently it only had like 7 people on too.Pay them to go to francePay thr french to take themPay their accommodation while in france Give them money while there to work or leave
>>214927772
bought a sharingan after watching naruto
watched django and bought a nigger
when I walk past people on the street I notice they have a clean, washed clothes smell to them. I wash my own clothes but I don't think I have this smell. I don't think I smell of anything. It must be fabric softener or something like that.
>>214927976Taking inspiration is one thing, wearing a graphics tshirt with your favourite music band or TV show or cosplaying outside of a cosplay convention is braindead.
>>214928004Sabrina the whor- uh witch.
>>214927995
>>214928016SCREAMING
>>214928018Do you use bio or non bio?
>>214928018today I walked past a deano wearing his perfume because he was trying to hide the smell of weed lelel
>>214928026pit and ponytail erotic
>>214928025Uh actually I think I prefer. “Sabrina the bor- uh witch” the bor- would be bore. All I know about her is her name.
>>214928021I accept your concession
>>214928026SEXO
>>214928016howling
>>214927779>garlic puree Cant just chop garlic or crush it?
Might become an AI
>>214928040bio
>>214928075She's urr... Just don't bother
my dog’s just come out as gay
>>214928084Anal infection?
>>214928068Wait a minute, thought I had leafs filtered here. UGH I just realised I responded to a fucking leaf. FILTERED!
>>214928087Reckon thats it then.
I read somewhere (and then could never find again) that with too much I think it was niacin the secreting glands of some sort (cant be bothered thinking about what it was because its so pointless (but it was one type of two different types)) which should be making liquid do change to making more viscous liquid
>>214928112she got a fat arse
binning all my band tees because i'm an adult
Might become one of those sound blokes
>>214928118
>>214928040Does it really matter? It's all the same soap
>>214928123mousenoncesque
>>214927779The only actual cooking you're doing there is chopping an onionEverything else is just a ready meal one step removed
Local councillor had to resign for tweeting about the lad that got shotWe're so Yankbrained it's unreal
good heavens
>>214928135wanna shag that asian girl in blue
>>214928135proper pawg she could be with some more mass
>>214928162how is it "yankbrained"? mocking a murder victim isn't appropriate behaviouryou terminally online loser
>>214928141catberg get out the way mate!
that kids gonna get bullied to the point of literally killing itself SOON
catberg snoring loud as fuck like he’s been down the bloody mines for fourteen hours
>>214927872i used to have a metallica hoodie even though i've never heard any of their songs
>>214928162don't really care tbf
>>214928172cyberorke's backstory
>>214928172Don't reveal your pfp
>>214928026pieved I missed pole vault qualifiers AGAIN>>214928075>>214928112cute!>>214928135humma humma
>>214928172Wish she wasn't so fit so I could be properly repulsed by her
>>214928172what's the use of a fluffer at a gangbanghow is that different from a regular participant
>>214928189opinions on george floyd?
leftypol be like i want people to invade my country, rape my children, an steal stuff from me
>told parents about <all political discussion belongs on /pol/ > getting shot last week>they had no idea who he was>told little brother about Robert Redford's death>he had no idea who he wasdamn1990s niggas are truly the goat generationeveryone above and below are retarded
what in the wtf lads there is now laksa flavoured tinned tunawhat an age to be aliveneed to try it stat
>>214928189>mocking a murder victim isn’t -ACK
Wearing my Nirvana T when some neek comes up to me and demands I list 10 of their songs.
>>214928189it's yankbrained for our councillors to care about yanks getting shot
>make lamb chops and potatoes for lunch>delicately seasoned with salt, pepper, garlic and rosemary to curate a specific flavour profile>invite my flatmate to join me>Before even tasting it smothers it in a generic hot sauceI have a right to be pissed off here right?
>>214928189I meant her obviously
>>214928214not me and would never use my real identity on twitter in a thousand yearsbut thanks
>>214928241tbf I had no idea who he was either because I’m not a terminally online pol brained yank politics freak
finally popped that spot inside my ear dangly bit I get every year. maybe a bit early but get fucked mwahha
>>214928172Bluds a quog
>>214928274he was in butch cassidy and the sundance kid you mong
>>214928241Apparently teenagers now don't know who Paul McCartney is
are keely wasted her life training hard to win a medal when she could have got into only fans with that arse and made millions
>>214928293looks mixed race
based shadman raping the unrapable/rapists
rorke and leftypol make a porno
>>214928260is he a melanated gentleman?
desu i just don't care think that's a good thing that I don't care about a lot of things because it means that i can focus more on stuff that's importantor maybe it's not a good thingdon't really care about not caring anymoremight not even post this as i dont carealready filled in the captcha though so might as welljust know that i could've not posted coz im not even bothered
>>214928336uncs will seethe
not saying I want to get into OF because i have a nice body, but did you know that a market exists for that? me I will wear the maid costume for free. pictures of my butthole $30. no $3
>>214928293ffs that's not me I just saved the screenshot stop with this HARASSMENT
GYAT
>323this a special edition for charity or something?
>>214928347do you have a family history of mental illness or Parkinsons? hopefully you get some ADHD meds before you start with the falls
>>214928217
>>214928230victim of his own stupidity not murder
>>214928380what do you mean the falls
>>214928395like in Up so, do you have any family history?
>>214928383like clockwork
>>214928422>>214928422>>214928422
>>214928156Obviously it isnt
>>214928312You dont think the training and the arse are somehow connected?
