werther's original edition
should’ve been king trump edition
corr
>>214931508sucking on one
>>214931508not had these in donkeys
that's it. i've decided to leave the yookay. should've done it 10 years ago
Mad how most of my stress at toil could be solved with about an hour's work that I should've done weeks ago but simply cannot bring myself to for no apparent reason
need a sexy modern werther's for gen z
>>214931508that's some good candy m8o
>>214931538she insists upon herself
dont mention children for a while. spaino is lurking
Informs the lads that Robert Redford is dead
>>214931547has she got learning difficulties
Chewsday innit.
>>214931508nanberg always used to give me these :(
>>214931583who
>>214931548
>>214931583Sorry, I can't accept this announcement until BBC Verified have given it the once over.
Don't hear much from Led By Donkeys these daysWonder why
>you didn't see david cameron's kidsactually you did
>>214931594just opened a pack and they're great, you should try them again
>>214931601
10 past 4the girlies will be walking home from their after-school sports activities
>>214931620let's be honest lads, are dave wasn't even that bad of a PM
>>214931620wasn't one of his children a spacker?
>not married until 45>right when he started pursuing politics>wife never seen aside from for photo ops>kids literally unheard of>has Ukrainian rent boys harassing him>has the gay faceKeir is one million percent a homosexualHis wife and entire "marriage" is a carefully curated image to make him more palatable to the British public
>>214931620look very similar to william and kate's kids
one thing i fucking hate about muslims is that they believe everything should be halal and that it's somehow just cleaner and higher quality meatignoring that all studies done about that are funded by Muslims
>>214931639had some good banter but he was too afraid of nige
>>214931639Basically the last hope for the centrist sensibles
>>214931649Every girl thinks that they are a quirky funny weird girl
>>214931646Yes, and it was openly reported upon before he even became PMhttps://www.theguardian.com/politics/2009/feb/25/ivan-cameron
Wouldn't feel narratively or thematically correct if Keir left office before the fall of the Labour government. He is such a fantastic avatar for everything wrong with the 30-year Blairite regime, a personified symbol of Modern UK administration, that it would feel wrong for any other Labour PM but him to be the captain who goes down with the ship
>>214931652he does have the “gay face” now you mention it
>>214931652>>has Ukrainian rent boys harassing himProve it
Sir Queer Bummer
>>214931672>>214931649
>>214931607The /brit/ fact checkers have already confirmed
>>214931700i dont get it
>>214931700tummy tummy tummy tummy TUMMY
>>214931583sad :(
>>214931700her hair is blackher skin is brown
>>214931652Keir Starmer was invented in a laboratory
>>214931547cute
leftypols google history its leftypols google history charlie kirk assassination charlie kirk assassination new anglecharlie kirk wife cryingcharlie kirk corpse simpson fingers
Keir's dad made him in his workshop
Keir does have gay face. He looks like a guy I shagged
reckon there hasnt been a single person in history that has said that and meant it
>>214931684Gary's economics looking face>>214931692This was huge news for weeks lad
>>214931252The real answer: it was, unironically, a different time. Children were considered off limits for both the press and political opponents. And because people hadn't been completely mindfucked by social media there was an element of decorum still left in British society.People absolutely fucking hated Tony Blair with a passion. I fucking hated him (still do). He copped some of the worst criticism a Prime Minister has ever come in for. Two million people marched in the largest street protest ever in the history of this country to oppose the Iraq war. But nobody threatened him with assassination or threatened or insulted his children because we weren't severely mentally ill and utterly brainrotted by social media echo chambers.Nowadays there are too many unstable schizoids and online discourse is far too polarised and hateful. We've had two sitting MPs murdered. Someone tried to burn Starmer's house down. Hardly surprising that a politician wants to shield their children from that.
>>214931738real
nary a speck of that tome
>>214931738hate ai so much
>>214931652he also cheated on her didn’t he? dunno where i heard that tho
>>214931749zesty nigga
>>214931747Did you shag him face on?
>>214931620yeah but what does his daughter look like now?
>>214931652mad how a 63 year old gay man can get a woman to shag him but i can't
>>214931738
>>214931752>Two million people marched in the largest street protest ever in the history of this country to oppose the Iraq war.Mental how woke people were back then
sishi sunak, forevermore known as the man who lost in a landslide to fucking keir starmer
>>214931795AI
>>214931752Nah mate it's definitely DA JOOOOZ
>>214931768Yes, he has a lovechild by another woman which is an open secret in westminster>p-prove itDon't have to, just wait
rishi sunak stealing all the soundwaves with them big ass radar dish ears
>>214931832not as bad as neil kinnock losing to john major in 1992 or jeremy corbyn losing to theresa may in 2017
When you read that someone was raped in a headline, is this strictly meaning PIV?
Keir Starmer, Gordon Brown and John Major are the only PMs in living memory who look like they could have been PMs in any previous time period in history. Pure bureaucrat civil servant physiognomy
>>214931839Are you a huge fucking retardThe significance of his children being Jewish and therefore more vulnerable to targeting isn't a DA JOOZ thing, it's just a reality
>>214931858omdz unc
gay ass nigga
queer starmer
>>214931885square queer keir
>>214931858corbyn was sabotaged throughout his leadership. rishi lost of his own volition
Using my time machine to go back to 2003 and telling all the Leftypols that in two decades they'll be demanding NATO invade Russia
sir pillow biter
Drive uncle
>>214931836clip was saved onto my pc in 2022 mate. this was about as sophisticated as AI got back then
>>214931912ummies
corbyn unelectable and labour knew it
>>214931885looks autistic
>>214931885>Leftwing London lawyer went to a socialist training camp in Czechoslovakia 100% sucked a few cocks in his day
manager hitting me with the "you don't sound enthusiastic" line while asking me to work overnight. cunt wants dropping
Sir Flat On His Back
>>214931620um
>>214931901>corbyn was sabotaged throughout his leadership.Well yeah because his party knew he couldn't win an electionNot really a big conspiracy
>>214931930more like corbyn was based and labour knew it
foids be like
Sir Werther Original
Just been released from jail lads. Mug shot was hard at least
>>214931930got more votes than sir queer and he will do it again in 2029
Sir Light in his Loafers
>>214931752The 2000s truly were a different time.
robert redfords dead lads
>>214931971lol, reform landslide
>>214931970What did you do? How long were you in for?
Sir Shirt Lifter
sir zesty mositer
>>214931952'bit of circular logic there
>>214931885Actually looks like he has aids
robert deadford
Pissed off my only friend at work today because I said she had gorilla hands (she said I have small hands so I gave some back)
>>214932014Not really no
>>214931971Yes, the Islington 'socialists' love him. He's still unpalatable to the general population of the UK, even more so now.
how fucking old is Corbyn now? No chance he’s running again he looked decrepit 10 years ago
brainbergs being racist again ffs
>>214931963https://youtube.com/shorts/FnUbeQYZ9a4I can never forget Laura Loomer clumsily flirting with Mike Ma
my pedophile uncle keeps asking me if i condemn hamas
>>214932052kek
>>214931970based rapist
>>214932029shes telling everyone you have small hands and a similarly small cock
>>214931971Jeremy Corbyn can't even name his own party. He couldn’t win an argument with an echo.
>>214931970what were you in for? collecting rainwater?
>>214932042he'll be 80 at the next general electionprime world leader age
>>21493204276basically dead already
>>214931700Brownoid lmao
I HATE Jeremy Corbyn
Jeremy Gay Pornbyn
>>214932074I doubt it RETARD WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT
Say what you will about Corbyn but he was great tabloid fodder
didn't he attack us for our free peach laws?
>>214932137wellthats just what she told me
>>214932005>>214932087he got time for posting gay as fuck vocaroos
>>214932068Tell him Jews flooded white countries with brownoids to destroy whites
there was a rumour at my school that i had a massive knob. it wasn't true but no one ever found out.
>>214931768>he also cheated on her didn’t heHe cheats on her all the time, with men
>>214932150#SoyRight
>>214932150freedom of speech is not freedom from consequences
>>214932150was gonna call Australian's boss but he dont have a job
>>214931924Mental, remember how impressed I was with Dall-E mini
>>214932042>>214932100The whole world is going Late Soviet
wait until it leaks to the press about starmer and rylan clarkes … encounter..
>>214932150yank conservatives can't comprehend hypocrisy
>>214932005>>214932087DUI. Only in for 6 hours or so
>>214932195impotent rapeslave soyrage
>>214932174>no one ever found outyeah we know mate lmao
Where's Ziedbelg?
>>214932210Did you get blacked in the shower?
>>214932235looooooool
>>214932210based booze cruiser how many grannies did you get
Mum didn't know she was pregnant until a few months in so I'm like 90% sure I have fetal alchohol syndrome. Can't prove it and you can't really get a diagnosis as an adult unless you have very obvious FAS face but there you go. Explains a lot anyway.
>>214932036Leftypol's Britain
>>214932237he saw the canadian flag and was scared off not realising it was the other nadian
>>214932237At the trappy
>>214932150He's lashing out
>>214932150yank rightists are only now getting into the "get them fired and ruin their lives" mindset that yank leftists adopted 5 years ago yank leftists have since moved on to "kill them and cheer their deaths and mock their families"
I see Rorkypops is getting wound up by the Umcabbages yet again x
>>214932150Difference between law and company policy libchud. Also don't care libs owned get rekt etc.
>>214932258Same hereMy mum hasn't drank since I was born, reckon it might be guilt
>>214932282theyre making umcabbages now has the entire bleeding planet gone woke
>>214932282wtf is an umcabbage i cant keep up with all this shite anymore
DC;VR
>>214932314It's adjacent to a wankpuffin
>>214932314The little 30-year-old adorable balding men on here who say “um” x
>>214932194our mate charlie found this one out the hard way lol
>>214932258How can she not know after the 3rd missed period in a row?
>>214932291Hans plays with Lotte, Lotte plays with JaneJane plays with Willy, Willy is happy againSuki plays with Leo, Sacha plays with BrittAdolf builds a bonfire, Enrico plays with it
>>214932314tranny paedo janny discord raid signature innit
>>214932292Well my mum drinks regularly so I have no reason to believe it was any different before I was born up until that point where she realised she was pregnant. Let me understand, you think you might be FAS because your mother doesn't drink? How do you know she ever did?
sir queer bummer member of penislickament for holbum and st pancrarse
any good programs to download from bandcamp / soundcloud? the one i use doesn't work anymore
Spicy little umpickles x
>>214932369>How do you know she ever did?Because I have talked to my own mother on occasion
>>214932370good pot
>>214932394yeah
>>214932150Been waiting to post this one for a long time
wahey giddy up
>>214932391oh it feel gud brekkin di band
JD Vance is rationalist-adjacent
umniggers getting uppity
>>214932396
>>214932278these things have a habit of accelerating rather quicklyconservatives will get there, not long after they are forced to
>>214932411>Giddy up! We've imposed a maximum stake of 25p on your account!
>>214932391Why do you keep up the charade when everyone knows you're just a mentally ill closeted homosexual with an interracial fetish?
>>214932314this. i'm too busy slaving for shekelberg at toil to be able to remember all this trite
>>214932239No i was the hardest cunt in there desu bunch of soyboys and schizos >>214932256Nobody hurt, thank God
>>214932439um whats this?
Sat in my Simpsons pyjamas giggling to myself calling 40y.o. balding men umchickens on 4chan
>>214932453don't worry, it's just paedo dogwhistling
Don't think it will get that far but are they really thick enough to get into a shooting match with the people who collect guns for fun
>>2149324392nd American civil war is going to be crazy.
>>214932409my pedophile uncle wants to post this on his facebook can i send it to him?
ummkin spice lattes x
>>214932439what's this then
>>214932483MIGAtards are too pussy to do anything
>>214932477KAHTEEMERS
>>214932476Our near future.https://odysee.com/@LoveLifeAnarchy/TheCaseAgainstBreadtube
chewing a milliways
collecting poppy straw is legal and morally OK (to process it of course)
>>214932476Map of graves from the Spanish civil war
Get the pure satire posted or else
>>214932539cant do that
Rorkybobs being a right little umgoblin this arvo x
>ROIGHT THIS WILL SHOW EM BLIMMIN PAKIS*stops for a kebab*
>>214932547wish he'd just download grindr and get it out of his system finally
>>214932554you can do that even in China and we basically invented all of the things from opium. in the east they just eat the opium (most of them cook it)
wonder what it's like being married
>>214932403>my mum hasn't drunk since she had me so rather than assuming she stopped drinking once she got pregnant and just didn't go back to it I'll assume that she drank during the pregnancy and then stopped
one of my sources has just informed me that rorke has indeed been raped. more info to come
>>214932566>*stops for a kebab*Same level of retarded logic as you can't oppose capitalism within a capitalist system
>>214932566Probably like 200 grand in monthly Universal Credit payments right there corrrr
>>214932411https://voca.ro/17vyIMD33P6Q
if you supply heroin to the adult pharma industry and eat 100g of heroin a year you are having a good time, in communist China
>>214932622grow up
you will not process the poppy seeds
Hi bros.
>>214932569He already has it installed he's talked about making black cat fishing accounts there numerous times Problem is not even the most degenerate gay man would fuck him lol
>>214932637grow up and get a job more like
>>214932566A march which simultaneously terrified BAME people so much they were afraid to leave the house and which was also totally ineffective and achieved nothing. Schrödinger's protest if you will.
>>214932621
>>214932645Afternoon Caty*nk*spits*
if I grow poppies dont eat them because they will contain thebaine and you will die
>>214932609*adjusts earpiece**holds up mic*I am now outside the tescos that rorke was allegedly raped inonlookers say that his stockwell and co items were flung out of his basket as he was assaulted
It's almost Halloween time bros!
Thomas Charles Britton surely posts here right
thebaine?
>>214932645Pray for me Catchad
>>214932685get the squirrels fed
>>214932603Right I'm going to stop you right there and say; yes I think you're completely correct about your brain being damaged by foetal alcohol syndrome
>>214932700get them football kicked into a wall so hard they splatter
brother been hacking his guts out literally all day almost constantly. dont know how you can live like that and not take any medicine, inhale steam, etcof course he'll still smoke a few bongs this evening
>>214932700the grey ones kicked into a wall or with one of those tennis ball feeding machines aimed at a wall
>>214932722What medicine cures a cough?>inhale steamPointless
>>214932722and he’s the successful one in the family!
>>214932700get them grabbed out of treesget them wiping the sweat off my brow after a hard day's gardening
Eating some chocolate while Mumberg and Sisterstein plan our family holiday for meI only get occasionally asked about some details and then they go away and book and plan things like good little minions x
>>214932722>hacking his guts outamazing what you can do with computers these days
Get the fall winter wardrobe assembled
>>214932715hmmm maybe your dull occams razor was correct also in this case
>>214932750Opioids or DXM
>>214932749
(dont) (im not a doctor) inhale codeine and DXM
>>214932764sc
grey rights!
>>214932750>What medicine cures a cough?cough medicine?>>inhale steam>Pointlessit actually helps a lot
>>214932760Where you going to?
just had a fucking horrible poo
get the 66-FAG-POO snorted
Give your brother 30 mg of codeine
>>214932785codeine did not work for me, morphine did (from opium sources)
>>214932803what was horrible about it?
>>214932777dogshit ai edit
>>214932809nearly had a fucking heart attack
>>214932809too scary
>>214932652>which was also totally ineffective and achieved nothinglil bro actually thinks protests can force the government to do things :skull: lil bro probably a few gays marching around in soho in the 60s got their rights :skull:
>>214932815more like, eat some opium
put grey squirrels in happy tree friends situations
>>214932801Florida next summer x
>>214932798>cough medicine?Makes no difference>>>inhale steam>>Pointless>it actually helps a lotDoesn't really, and in fact can make many infections worse
>>214932430Back in the day there were three branches of NRx/Dark Enlightenment thought- the Theonomists (Orthosphere, Traditional Catholics and Integralists, some Religious Neomonarchists), the Ethno-Nationalists (Race Realism, HBD, American Renaissance, precursors to the Alt Right), and the Techno-Commercialists (Nick Land, Seasteading, Blockchain enthusiasts, Hoppeans etc)Vance seems to have gotten into this ideological sphere at some point and his learning comes from both the Techno-Commercialists (Thiel as a mentor, Moldbug as a friend) but more prominently from the Theonomists (he got heavily into Catholic theology and befriended many High Church intellectuals)He's going to be an incredibly different president to Trump. Trump is a classic warlord who loves tribute and praise but isn't consistently ideological but rules from gut instinct and power moves. Vance is more of a "high priest" figure informed by long histories of ideas. The kind of person who normally goes to the Supreme Court rather than the Presidency
Why is Heathermong pretending to be Catyank now?
>>214932809fuck off mate its not even october i shouldnt have to deal with these spooks
put grey squirrels into a big cannon and then shoot them upwards
>>214932845you should hit some clubs out there Miami girls go crazy apparently
>>214932853
raping my arse with a pumpkin
>>214932818it was slightly green... had held it in for a while though
>>214932870Don’t think we will be close to Miami we’re going to Orlando and visiting all the theme parks x
>>214932870imagine a /brit/ incel trying to walk into a trendy miami nightclub alonehowling
>>214932835there's a book about eating opium by a British author
trannyshaggingpumpkin.webm
>>214932848>Makes no differenceyeah it does>Doesn't really, and in fact can make many infections worsenot trueleast he could do is stop fucking smoking
vet just spent thirty seconds looking at some hair he'd plucked from dogberg's lughole under a microscope and when I've looked at my itemised bill it's got a £7 extra charge for 'laboratory slide examination'cheeky fuckers
>>214932888ok mate are you a young lad?
>>214932897shuffling right to the corner and asking someone where I should go
>>214932845make sure you brush up on your local laws i know someone here who could help you x
>>21493291325 but we have always wanted to go back there since we were kids and mum and dad are retired now and sister is taking a year off after uni so we’re going to do it x
mousey HATES pocket monsters
>>214932897>pint of stella please
>>214932876this is what I think of when I think of americatruly a terrifying place, forsooth
>>214932910Fucking hell warn me next time, skin's just hopped off my body and walked off
>>214932877fucking hell is that alex tanner
>>214932936keep an eye on her around all those Latin American juice heads, she’s gonna be panting like a dog in heat
>>214932938giwtwm
>>214932939
>>214932936Disney Adults are such fucking freaks, creasing imagining the state of you and your family
>>214932960>faye reagan for gay menno thanks
>>214932760Bet they hate having to go on holiday with a runt like you
>>214932989>>214932989>>214932989new
>>214932975>>214932939I don't get it
i just need to thinki just need more time to think
no thanks
>>214932968What’s a juice head mate?>>214932978Don’t be jealous it’s a bad look x>>214932986They love it and haven’t shut up about it, why wouldn’t they like spending time with their famalam? x
>>214933000way too early you disgusting ottawan pig
>>214933016so what
This chocolate bar gimmick is so poor
>>214932901I think ive read it
despy has become the very thing he swore to destroysad! many such cases!
nothing gayer than an early new says Starmer government
>>214933124Well aside from Starmer himself!
>>214933074it's obvious you're deeply embarrassed by it>>214933115he's always been an annoying spammer
>klarc
>>214933074doubly pathetic because he's clearly mindbroken
>>214933202go on and post pure satire already im tired of waiting
see
>>214931646One of them died and a leftist said that he probably didnt care because hes rich and rich people dont care about things
