Baba Booey EditionPrevious:>>214944477
I can't fall asleep.
Baba Booey
>>214947940Make some chamomile tea if you have.
>>214947940Blonde frau??????????????????????
>>214947951yeah it's dogshit, it's like reddit in that regard
holy shit why can't we go a day without a new foreigner trying a gimmick here
>>214947934What race is this
>>214947971I do not have. >>214947973stop annoying me or I'll send ICE to your address
Still hungover from last night. Kind of makes me want to drink again to dull the pain of the hangover...
>>214947988ma’am is this feller bothering you
>>214947983wop
>>214947983Baba Booey
>>214947993Hangovers fuckin suck man. They are the main reason I cut way back on drinking. The human body is incredibly gay for that one.
I'm gonna bake a lot of chicken thighs, what should I season them with? /cum/ decides. I'm feeling lazy so some of them are just getting Lawry's seasoned salt.
>>214947981we could be making them get coffee and donuts for us.
>>214947828>2 monitors>gamer pc>gamer chairthis setup is already insane tier in brazil
Czechs make a lot of porn. That's their primary contribution to world culture
>>214947988Und wie gehts es Ihnenn? Güt?
>>214948016The most impressive part is that he has internet imo.
>>214948018"Czech girl" literally means pussy in Brazilian slang, thank you
>>214948007>the human body is gay for having trouble processing literal poisonWhat did he mean by this?
>>214948021Last warning, I'm really tempted to see if they'll respond to an anonymous email.
>>214948008What do you have? I'd do onion/garlic powder, dried oregano, paprika, salt black pep.
>>214948028that joke wouldn't make sense because 1gig up and down is $20 here, way cheaper than in the US and australia
Show tits or gtfo, czechie
>>214948036Czech girls smell good.
>>214948040if the human body were awesome, alcohol wouldn't be poison!
>>214948040The body needs to lock the fuck in and process poison better. So I can be more poisoned more of the time.
@grok generate an image of me as chad and this guy as soyjak anime 4k masterpiece high quality
>>214948064The girls that are white germanic, thank you
>>214948051Based if true. It's the same price here. We had good internet in the early 2000s for very cheap. Us and Romania.
>>214948044I have a lot of spices. I normally do onion/garlic powder and smoked paprika
>>214948084>do onion/garlic powder and smoked paprikagenius
>>214948018It's my favorite country in Europe Their old towns are so picture perfect and ornately decorated
>>214948084Maybe some thyme if you have, it goes well with chicken, fresh is better but dried would do.
>>214948103I thought it was Munich, very germanic
>>214948103We don't have any of thisWe only have half collapsed turf houses
>>214948103Yeah it's kino. We smoked some good weed there also.
Prague is gay
>>214948103you should have taken a knife and killed those fat shitskijs with the red umbrellas.
>>214948115Yeah but you live in The Northman, which is cool.
>>214948113They are probably the most "western" Slavs>>214948115You have some nature at least>>214948116Based, I smoked weed at a nightclub there, offered to me by a kind German man
>>214948117That's where my friends where. What is a good city in your opinion?
Stinky Eunuchs
>>214948140Olomouc>>
>>214948083>We had good internet in the early 2000s for very cheapit was monopolized here but it opened up like a decade ago and then with competition the prices went down and quality went up (capitalism is so bad)
>>214948140Karviná
>>214948125I need approval from the state to own an axeI am NOT living in the Northman
>>214948176we both know it is not a true
>>214948018I was a big Wendy Moon head back in my big porn watching days. Any other Wendy Moon men out there? She is Czech.
>>214948148Looks great. Might do that if I go in the future.>>214948149Good for you. I remember comparing Greek internet and Bulgarian in the 2010 and it was abysmal, Greeks still have insanely expensive internet and it's slow as fuck. I remember seeing ads where it was 300 euro to install and it was 50 euro for less than 1mb/sec.
>>214948184Haha that’s gay as fuck. How are you supposed to fight off the Yule Lads in the middle of the night without a weapon?
greek internet is more expensive than a gypsie swarthy skinned czech prostitute who thinks she is germanic
i wish i had access to prostitutes
>>214948196better than Prague>no tourists>city full of students>low prices>zero crime>historic center and wider surroundings full of interesting stuff
>>214948205
>>214948202I hadn't even posted yet I was just lurking
>>214948205do u think his squid probed her??? if you catch my drift
>>214948208NothingYou're just supposed to lie there and take it while they stuff your stocking
>>214948231if they were legal then society would fall apart or something
>>214948205Damn she’s hot as fuck
I want to impregnate as many brown girls in the third world as possibleI want to be like Ghenkis Khan and father a thousand children
>>214948253multiculturalism is already making society collapse
should we do something about the lack of women in this thread?
>>214948232Nice, Prague had a lot of scams and browns in the center and we almost got scammed in a taxi because (someone had to wear heels baka). But other than that I enjoyed it.
>>214948275get your mom in here
>>214948249That’s rough
>>214948275I cum here to get away from women
>>214948265diversity is our strength chuddie
luigi mangione is incredibly hot
>>214948231Have you looked for them?
>>214948287not all are as lucky as you
>>214948288it is literally impossible to positively associate diversity with even a single material benefit.
ur mother is the only woman in my life champ haha
>>214948282Prague is a great city, but for locals. I know many places there that tourists don't have a chance to see. And I also know that the best place to smoke a joint is Prague Castle in the night. You can get beautifully high, and the army guards don't care.
What's stopping white chuds from fleeing to third world cunts and setting up ethnic communes?They could easily just colonize some latin american countries too poor to resist.
>>214948275The only female I've interacted with here was a Venezuelan from /bant/ when I first came to 4chan.
>>214948328It's a great city for tourists too, since I went as a tourist, twice, and greatly enjoyed myself
>>214948331Didn't work out too good for south africa rhodesia
>>214948100what's wrong with that? chicken thighs don't need 20 different spices
>>214948328>And I also know that the best place to smoke a joint is Prague Castle in the nightThat sounds kino. We didn't go exclusively to tourists places because we had a Czech with us , but we had to see the center one time.
Gonna apply in person to a couple restaurants near my home tomorrow
There are lots of women on 4chan. Just slide on over to /tttt/ and you can meet them.
>>214948374cook?
>>214948331>too poor to resist>being poor makes you nonviolent and love foreigners
>>214948331it's impossible to live alongside thirdies, doesn't matter if it's abroad or they've invaded your nation
>>214948396I think he means that they are too poor to have the kinds of advanced weaponry needed to fight back
i'm coming to the united states
>>214948403best body type
>>214948351twice? why
>>214948412me too
>>214948331Germans who like AfD are doing this now in Uruguay or Paraguay I forgot
>>214948412same bro
>>214948412I was gonna in 2020. Thank god I didn't get stuck there during the pandemic.
>>214948416Because I visited in summer and loved it so much that I decided to visit again for New YearsThe second time it was a 3 night stop between Budapest and Krakow
kinda seems like i'm gonna goon
>>214948412>>214948418>>214948427Ameribros...
>>214948445i'm feeling that energy too
>>214948449All foreign flags in /cum/ are actually the same 2 or 3 anons
god put me to sleep
>>214948403>it's impossible to live alongside thirdiesWho said anything about living with them?
>>214948465yes, i am 2 or 3
>>214948465I thought they were the Miss Universe contestant from each of their respective countries.
if you fags keep posting slampigs you're gonna make me break my 18 hour nevergoon
>>214948465I'm actually american but I'm like 3 different personas in here
Is it just me or is nailing hot babes really easy?
>>214948492lol cute. what kind of birds are these?
>>214948465Hoт pийли
>>214948503Albatross chicks, I believe
jason left as soon as I mentioned that I could rape him, it wasn't a threat I was just stating a fact, I could
So many firings...When conservatives said they needed to create their own cultureI didn't realize they meant cancel culture
>>214948492wtf, looks at those cute little fellas
>>214948508i can read vodkarunes
>>214948512Aren't those the ones that hunt penguin chicks?
>>214948512Very cool
>>214948533тoп кeк
>>214948465Yeah this is true, all me
>>214948543I believe you're thinking of skuas
sometimes you just have to listen to how deep is your love by the bee gees
i'm too self conscious to play my favorite songs in my car while i'm driving
>>214948501I wouldn't say really easy but it's not as hard as people think. Also depends on the girl.
pretty crazy that we have joan of arc's autographhistory is cool
>>214948570Yes, that's rightNasty creatures
>>214948575>how deep is your loveI like the john frusciante version
>>214948594post them. i am still not over the novelty of blasting my shit with the windows down but i only listen to cool music
>>214948594Why?
>>214948597That’s very cool, I didn’t know about that.
Did you know that the National University of San Marcos (1551) in Lima, Peru is the oldest continuously operating university in the Western Hemisphere?
>>214948594Who's gonna hear it?
>>214948597imagine being the random stable boy she fucked while drunk at the coronation and cutting her off from god forever, your dick would be a holy artifact
>>214948501yep, easy and thanks to the younger generation, it's getting easier and easier
>>214948465Yep, I'm all of them except one
>Now the flames they followed Joan of Arc>As she came riding through the dark
icelandnigger is also that one annoying canadian thoughbeit it was confirmed
Hey babe caught a glimpse of those fat knockers boy do those babies hangWhat say you and me take a cruise down sexo penis in vagina lane back at my place?
>>214948604Frusciante is great
>>214948648Take your meds, schizo
you ever just think damn i hate my stupid nigger faggot life
>>214948632Except me bulgogi bro
>>214948663you hate your lifei hate myselfwe are not the same
we doing birdies now?
i greatly prefer the new bulgarian to the old one
>icelandnigger is also that one annoying canadian thoughbeit it was confirmed
>>214948663no but sometimes I think it would be cool to have been alive in Hellenic Greece
>>214948678cute
I've never approached or asked a woman out on a date in my lifeThe idea seems strange unless I was already friends with the person, but I can't be friends with women because i share nothing in common with them
see he is literally rubbing it in your face rn
>>214948648He doesn't type in lowercase thoughbeit
>>214948682maybe it's the same one pretendingwhat are the odds of two bulgarians coming here, not long after each other
>>214948694I have but they said no :/
its just grim that ugly people exist, like why are they allowed to live?
>>214948678
I love birds. I’ve had a nearby blue jay nest this summer. They are annoying but beautiful.
i’m waiting until i’ve solved all my personal problems before i start talking to women
>>214948712are you a furry? do you want to fuck the bird girl from zelda?
>>214948707who's gonna carry the boats?
Skuas are the most 4chan bird
i hate schizo posters
I saved a racing pigeon last year
>>214948683Ugh. Her hand must be dirty 24/7 considering how much she had to eat at that weight
>>214948727They are giga-assholes
spinster been on a bird streak
>>214948717This but i'm waiting until i'm super rich
>>214948741She's posted here twice in the past 9 months
amazing how many people fall for dating apps. Most women use dating apps as a way to relieve boredom rather than look for a match. Even then even if you get on a date you're gonna take her to dinner and she's gonna be applying several hundred criteria against you like a job interview. She's done exactly that 20 times before too
>>214948720No I’m not a furry. But I like the bird-people designs in the recent Zelda games better. Like the parrot guy who plays the accordion. He’s cool.
>>214948727I like Shoebills, they sound like a kalashnikov, and bow when they see you.
I miss Summer aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh fuck
>>214948739Yes, precisely
>>214948762it's warm here todayprobably the last warm day of the year
>>214948727The antarctic has the most brutal bird wars
>>214948759would you sex the bird girl though?
history has been defined by large groups of people simultaneously thinking 'i gotta get the hell out of here'
>>214948764She looks like a female serial killer from the 70s
>>214948712yeah blue jays always sound very cranky
>>214948769>Skuas have also been observed to directly pilfer milk from the elephant seal's teatsBased
>>214948771It rained here today
>>214948764can’t believe WE all simped for this mulleted man jawed blockhead
>>214948777Which one? I would not fuck the bird girl from Wind Waker.
>>214948762I hated that she was the mom in HIMYM, also she looks like my brothers fiancee
>>214948796That's not her dipshit
nobody has ever offered me a fresh glass of lemonade
>>214948783i think it's just her dahmer glasses
videos of seals raping penguins on youtube
>>214948805it’s been analyzed and confirmed by the top /cum/ forensics experts
Penguins are my favourite. I don’t like to see penguins getting hurt :(
>>214948764Is that a girl that posted here?
>>214948823The penguin gets saved in that webm
>>214948828No, that is not her.We have an actual picture of her, someone post the Frankenstein mashup
>>214948828why do you ask so many stupid questions?ever heard of context clues?
>>214948828It's a tranny that topped Jason and Brian
>>214948837
>>214948830Yeah I watched it but I was worried.
>>214948839
here's a juvenile bird. juvenile birds are so cute especially when they are learning how to fly
>>214948845lucky pieces of shit
>>214948797then what about the botw one?
>>214948828This is her>>214948847She was very nice, but had bpd and couldn't really handle the toxicity in this thread
>>214948811Yeah
>>214948853hehe fluffy
>>214948853lot of them die at that stage
>>214948848Here's a better one
im back
*naked covering myself in baby oil* slicka than ya average
>>214948860she wasn't nice at all, she regularly mocked posters herewhich is fine, but don't pretend she was nice
>>214948858Uh sure. She could seduce me and I’ll pound that cloaca. Are you just setting me up to call me a furry?
bassnectar???more like...ASSnectar, amirite fellas?!?
>>214948882How did she mock posters
>>214948860Yeah whenever there's an alleged girl on any board anons just chimp out or simp out.
lifes a bitch and then ya die
There's a museum of death, but what about a museum of rape?
>>214948882you deserve to be mocked>>214948894she didn't
This is spinny.
the holocaust was a sad affair
>>214948890No I was just curious, I'm not in to the bird girl, I want a cute futa gerudo gf
>>214948871Very cute lol. That’s a very mossy landscape.
>>214948908stfu spinny, you're a BPDemon
>>214948912would suck off unironically
I remember when I actually tried working a full time job I was absolutely miserable and wanted to quit the whole time which I eventually did. Every time I came home there was a cold and empty bed. Honestly if I had a cute girl to cuddle with at the end of the day that would have been enough to keep going.
>>214948906>museum of rape?It's called the MOMA
>>214948912I bet her's is bigger than mine...
>>214948008I buy a spicy beef rub made by a local butcher shop. It's bomb, love the stuff.
>>214948931I work part time and it's still enough to make me want to sewer slide
>>214948894she called jason creepy and made him quit /int/ for like 6 months
>>214948920Oh ok lol. I’d like a non-futa gerudo.
spinny posts on the 'afe and the 'olcow 'armsnow
>>214948912You got the 3 last letters right
>>214948947Oh yeah I forgot about that feudPretty cringe all around
>>214948935Your moma
Who was the really kind anon that was super nice and would try to cheer you up? Haven't seen them post in a long time.
yum yum in jesus name
whom ugly and retarded?
>>214948969Spinster
>>214948969They got raped
>>214948969ok admittedly that was spinnybut if you come to /cum/ for kind words then you are a lost cause and you need to accept reality
>>214948870mainly because of invasive species like feral cats>>214948865have another
Do you think a lonely 4chan guy like me and a lonely cafe girl like her could ever…?
>>214948969That's me
mid foid is superior
thank god it's friday
>>214948977helloooo
We had a milf from Colorado posting here once too
>>214948967
>>214948994hows it hanging fella?
>>214948991this bitch is pretty annoying but in that way she’s possessed of the true /cum/ spirit
>>214948978>>214948980Shit, I remember saying I was going to do something that was unethical out of desperation last year and I could tell she was disappointed in me. That was the last time I remember interacting with her. Wanted to let her know I didn't go through with it.
reckon i'll be an incel forever until i die
I have a hard time with problems like "what percent of 40 is 28?", "20 is what % of 45?", etc
>>214948991Ugly and not White. Not "mid" by any means.
>>214948984>lonely cafe girlshe’s 6’8 anime vampire abusechad only
>>214949000ok i guess i barely know whats going on most of the time
>>214949019same thats why i just ask google
>>214949019Thankfully we have calculators on our phone to help
>>214948927stfu schizopoo you're a faggot retard and you're a short incel, too
>>214949025monke not supposed to live in industrial societymonke fat and unhappy
>>214949033>schizopooIs that poopdickschizo?
>>214949019just figure out what one percent of the number in question is and go from there
>>214949013It doesn't have to be that way
If I were a rich gigachad I would try to fuck a woman from each of these countries (minus the Vatican)
IT'S RAINING
>>214948984No, they're female version of incels. They want a 10/10 fantasy boyfriend while not being very good catches themselves.
>>214949046ur 99% faggot what's the remaining 1%???
>>214949055Rainspotter
>>214949023How do I become an anime vampire abusechad? I’m 6’1
why cant "old money" anglo americans stay classy like old money europeans?they look so tryhard and end up looking no aura
>>214949055https://youtube.com/watch?v=ySy1y10JIpM
>>214949068stfu you gay little monkey
Gonna eat some wheat thins
it's raining men
>>214949066trying to become something gives women the ick you need to be born with innate qualities
>>214949052>(minus the Vatican)The Vatican has full harems of little boys, though
>>214949055
>>214949097perhaps true, but you can become something and hide your pastcount of monte cristo style
>>214949025>ok i guess i barely know whats going on most of the timesame. dont understand my life or this world
>>214949029>>214949028I'm a 30 year old man and I'm applying to a community college so I can get into an apprenticeship program through my state but I have to take an entrance exam because I don't have SAT scores lel
Grace Kelly was ugly
>>214949080nah, just look at old money anglo americans, they look so tryhard
>>214949097I will become without even trying. I’ll make it look effortless. Unconscious effort. Zen Buddhism. Whatever man.
>>214949112Don't know who that is but I disagree
why are you asking me this
>>214949102how often does it rain in wherever the fuck you are
I lost my virginity to a Brazilian prostitute
Going to smoke some strong marijuana
>>214949008Now I realize how much I actually miss her. I don't know why she tried to be internet mom to a bunch of autistic losers on 4chan but she really did help me feel better.
>>214949097It's actually the opposite
>>214949129reckon at least 7 days per year, no more than 14 though
>30 year old man>applying to community collegeBeyond grim
>>214949131Big ass?
not gonna poost.... i don't want to poost... no... i can't resist..... i'm gonna... i'm gonna poost.... oh, oh i'm gonna poooost...... i'm POOOOOSTING
>>214949135Bulgaria is a pretty Transylvanian country right? Can you teach me how to become an anime vampire abusechad?
>>214949148It was decently sized ass I guess. She was kind of gross, like in her 30s, and had a belly piercing
>>214949145when I was in university there was an 80 year old jewish man in my German History and Holocaust classesit was like bro what are you even doing here you were probably watching it happen IRL
>>214949145why?
welp that's the thread for todaytime for everyone to get up from their computer and move on with their lives
You guys are making me feel FOMO for being a /cum/ newfag and missing out on this nice lady. I need a nice internet mom in my life.
>>214949145Would you prefer he stays a neet in his bedroom?
>>214949174where's the afterparty?
use this for the new
>>214949157>Transylvanian country right?Mm I don't think so, that's Romania. Buglaria is pretty tho, we have 4 large mountain chains and love going camping or renting villas or going to some friends house in the mountains.
>>214949189Yes, subhumans should not mix and taint normal society
They workshopped a few theories in short order but it seems like the leftoids are sticking with calling the shooter a groyper now (they didn't know what a groyper was last week).America is really interesting to me because you have these 2 huge mainstream information networks that don't interact with each other and you can live your entire life living in only one of the information streams. Here in Canada we just have the one Liberal faggot one and if you dont like it you have to read all kinds of niche schizo stuff or form your own opinions.
>>214949162Why didn't you pick a better looking one? Was that your only choice or did you get fooled by pics or something.
>>214949196how about I use your ass for my cock instead?
>>214949186it was a good /cum/ era not even gonna hold you
bake a new thread you goddamn troons
>>214949199Sounds amazing. I’ll move there to become a sexy vampire man and get lots of pussy.
>>214949212I'd never gone to a brothel before. She was the first one that approached. In hindsight i should've asked to see some of the other girls first, but it seemed weird
DARLIN HOLD MY HAND
bro just got here yesterday, you better not be a jeet
>>214949209grok begs to differ
just did 710 calories on the exercise bikemight start callin myself Spinny at this point
>>214949209>the leftoids are sticking with calling the shooter a groyper now (they didn't know what a groyper was last week).It's such an insane theory because none of the rhetoric sounds remotely like the kind of memes or rhetoric you see from groypersThe only way they can work the theory is by arguing the inscriptions are meant to be super ironicIt's just ridiculous
>>214949238Nothing beats a Jet2 Holiday!
>>214949246lmao this is so incredibly stupid. bear signal for AI if it gets this basic shit wrong
>>214949246LLMs just search reddit for all their answers.
>>214949209Didn't read
>>214949186Spinster... the cunt who reported everybody post she didn't like and had absolutely no personality at all? The entire gimmick around that character is people pretending to simp for her. Trust me, you didn't miss anything. Also how new can you be she was around a few months ago you absolutely FAGGOT
>>214949255>>214949209we're just in a post truth world. the facts literally do NOT matter. Anytime something bad happens you just blame it on the other party. Hitler could rise from the grave and cure cancer and dems would claim him
>>214949223....why?
>>214949246>these phrases that antifa libshits use? actually they're alt-right because they just are ok
Would you Elon's daughter?
>>214949266the entirety of cum would instantly trade your faggot posts to have spinster back
>>214949266Shit I’ve been a /cum/fag for at least 6 months. Maybe closer to a year. I guess I just wasn’t paying attention. Anyway, I would still like to fuck her.
>>214949287...maybe it's best that you weren't around when she was
>>214949246People were spamming a copy paste of this across reddit because >>214949260It's that easy to manipulate AI lol
>>214949289Cuz I woulda been deep inside her ribs the whole time?
>>214949287>Anyway, I would still like to fuck her.wouldn't recommend wasting your time. pussy was mid and she had a weird smell. she's nice though.
>>214949298she ain't gonna vore you broback off
i will never make a new thread but I will complain that it hasn't been done
>>214949284I've been here since the creation faggot. I have created some of the greatest posts in /cum/'s history and have an entire history archive of /cum/ eras. You are probably a newfag homo. Of all the female characters we've had in these threads spinster was probably the least notable of all of them>>214949287She genuinely had no personality and never made any posts of note, you missed absolutely nothing
>>214949314>>214949314
>>214949307no you haven't you're a schizo liar and a manlet freak that nobody likes
>>214949307>I've been here since the creation faggot. I have created some of the greatest posts in /cum/'s history and have an entire history archive of /cum/ eras
>>214949268Yeah that's what my second paragraph was getting at, you really do have these 2 separate ecosystems and reality has no bearing on how they filter the information.
NEW
>>214949295This is what i got when i asked it. The other thing is with A.I we don't know what other prompts preceded that one. LLM can be goaded to give certain answers over others. So you can goad it towards giving you the answer you want. Then take a screenshot and people share the screenshot as though it's definitive>The inscriptions on the bullet casings recovered from the scene of Charlie Kirk's assassination appear to blend anti-fascist symbolism with elements of online meme culture, video games, and juvenile taunting. Based on the reported phrases—such as "Hey fascist! Catch!" (accompanied by arrows referencing a bomb-dropping mechanic in the video game Helldivers 2), "Oh, Bella ciao" (a nod to the iconic Italian anti-fascist resistance song), "Notices, bulges, OwO what's this?" (a playful, suggestive furry subculture meme), and "If you read this you are gay, lmao" (a trolly, mocking statement)—they suggest the shooter, Tyler Robinson, harbored at least some anti-fascist or left-leaning sentiments.
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