Brainwashed editionBetrayed by the lobby: >>214918098
>>214954393KekWould have been much better than my edish had you not forgot the subject (again).I'll steal that pic too hope you don't mind chef.
>>214954222>Sorry pal, line MUST go up.fuck the (((line)))also, didn't find the sauce for >>214931686
Horror gf
>>214954633>fuck the (((line))) You're making some jewish investors very sad with that post...
>>214955076Have you watched Suspiria (2018), gman?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY6QKRl56Ok
>>214954389Good morning /med/, hello hello. Had quite a bunch of rough days so I tried to avoid posting just to not vent in here. Got a pharyngitis and my brother's on a new medication schedule, but things are getting better. Slowly blooming again award.
>>214955076>when she smells Gironde's bwc
>>214954389Based vore-Chad
>>214955076My stiff ass back prays it could do this shit. Used to do ballet as a kid but I'm not good at being flexible at all.
>>214954389>finally graduated from university>now looking for a job and getting my driver's licenceNot gonna lie my life right now is boring, what should i do anons? feels like i'm gonna die of boredom
>>214955391Kek.What's the most /med/ fetish between vore and inflation I wonder.>>214955265I watched and love the original but not seen the remake yet. You liked it?>>214955361Imagine the freaky shit she could pull off. Even more if she shrieks like a demon to scare the neighbors.>>214955332Morning Argentinette. Glad you're doing better! Get better soon.>>214955403Honestly it just takes work but you can always become more flexible.
>>214955511>>now looking for a job and getting my driver's licence You literally answered your own question nigga. Focus on doing those and then you can do crazy shit like travel and stuff.
>>214955076I would give her the ick and she would leave me alone.Now for an actually scary story.>Put computer to sleep and it wakes up on its own>Shut it down and it restarts instead>Shut it down again and watch what happensIt remained off but if it kept doing this I would have pulled out the power cord and watch what would happen.
>>214955332Good to see you, sister.>Got a pharyngitisArgentinianmaxx and drink some hot mate.>>214955568>You liked it?I have not seen neither the remake nor the original tbf. I just know about the existence of the movie because Thom Yorke made the soundtrack. The video you posted earlier made me think of the movie fr fr.
>>214955658Suspiria is soy horror so don't bother watching it unless you're bored.
>>214955568>What's the most /med/ fetish between vore and inflation I wonder.I am terrified of the implications of anyone in here being into vore or inflation. I thought everyone but Magyar and you (Gironde) had the ick for fatness.>Get better soonThank you Gman, a bunch of shit happened ngl. A friend of mine got hospitalized but then got released, my brother broke a window, I went to eat with my friends and... Sigh. At least I have Castle Crashers pirated and I finally passed the lava level.>>214955511Changing your routine and switching up things, doing new things that you might like can do a lot for you, mentally. Even listening to new music or trying new foods can make the monke brain feel like it's making new neuronal connections.>>214955658Hello Magyarino!!! Nice to see you too. I'm gonna make myself some hot coffee, been drinking a lot of lemon tea lately.
hello frensCoffee time :)how are you?
>>214955638Your 'puter is possessed. Time to call a priest>>214955658Original has my wife in it>>214955686What is real horror then, redditboy?>>214955826>vore or inflationThey're shit fetishes. Guro is better anyway>At least I have Castle Crashers pirated and I finally passed the lava level. It's better to focus on the little pleasures when things get tough. Did you like your evening with frens?
>>214956026Based, fine fine. Working from home and listening to music and you?
>>214955638Machine elves have infested your PC. You have to indgest DMT and do battle with them in the psychosphere. If you don't, they will look at all the pictures of naked women you have on your computer and judge your taste in the sexier sex.
>>214956205just chilling out. I'm drinking coffee and listening to music too
>>214956182>Guro is better anyway...Gironde? How come I'm JUST learning we kinda share that fetish? Although I just like blood, if I saw literal guts during sex I would not get into sexo mode. More like EMS mode.>Did you like your evening with frens?I'm not gonna lie I kinda got frustrated with the way they behave and treat me but it was absolutely worth it going to my childhood best friend's house to eat chicken al disco, or chicken sauteed in a big pan with onion, bell peppers, and some deep fried potato cubes. Literal sexo.>>214956026I'm waiting for my coffee to cool down a bit, heh. I want to have more phone battery so I can keep working on my minecraft mansion. I'm at layer 13 out of 31!
>>214956182Alien or the thing.Creature horror is strictly superior to psychological horror.The latter was done properly only by Lovecraft and only in book form.Suspiria and Possession are soy horror.
>>214956229It's better to negotiate with machine elves. They're actually harmless tricksters and will just need you to give up like 12Mo of computer space so they can stay and defend your PC against more evil fae.Just do it, it's really a winwin trade, you lose nothing in that exchange.
>>214956280I watched a horror movie with my friends on sunday, called Life, starring Jake Gyllenhaal. It was kind of mid, and kind of obvious what'd end up happening. I like psychological horror more than shock horror, but A Quiet Place is one of my favorite horror movies.
>>214955589>Focus on doing thoseThose are still basic things here, its like going to school, so many people do it that it kind of forces you to also do it.
>>214956229I have a med folder from which I post pretty women.But this is a trap.By looking at them womenfolk they lose the ability to read my mind.It's what I do when I think that mind readers are trying to invade my thoughts.I start thinking about gibberish to make them crash.
>>214956378I read the plot, it is very derivative.Not worth the time it takes to watch.Sadly the horror genre is close to irrelevant because lots of scammers entered it in the hopes of making money so now we have a saturated market full of mediocre to bad movies.
>>214954389This is political
>>214956378As for a quiet place, it's soy horror.
>>214956415Found this in /i/ and instantly thought of your post.>pic related>>214956389Listening to music, trying new recipes, playing new games, doing new things with my body, drawing, learning a new language, talking with new people always helps me. I like writing a lot, but that's because I'm autismomaxxed. If I could recommend you something, I'd recommend making dishes from a cuisine different from Spain. Or picking some colored pencils and just sitting down and trying anything.>>214956456Right? It kinda feels like most horror is just the same regurgitated thing over and over again. Only when a movie has a newer concept I can feel kind of interested. I think analog horror online has been good, but it's now been overdone. I like the Mandela Catalogue, Vita Carnis, and Gemini Home Entertainment.
>>214956378>quiet placeIs it even horror
>>214956273>How come I'm JUST learning we kinda share that fetish?I don't have that fetish kek, I just like gore, I'm a gorehound. But blood wouldn't get me off.>the way they behave and treat meIf they bully you they're not friends then>>214956280Objectively ranking horror genres is extremely gay. As much as I love the Thing, Alien and hate Possession, I have to disagree just based on the fact that they just hit different feels and go for different types of horror.Then again, fuck Possession, what a piece of trash. That nigga should have just killed the whore.Good psychological horror exist, like Rosemary's Baby. You could even make a case for the Thing to be psychological horror.
>>214956522>>214956492I mean yeah, it's very marketable horror, but for me with my ultra sensitive to noise ass it was incredible. The experience in the cinema was fucking amazing too, everyone was quiet and everyone got genuinely startled if anything happened.Also come on, that scene where Emily fucking stepped on a nail and then gave birth was brutal. Homegirl did that and then asked if there was food on set kek.>>214956532>imageEl hombre francés me dá miedo...I mean, if we go with gore, I literally saw unskinned people in college. Covered and lathered in formol. I like the human anatomy and seeing organs, but I treat it like it's a normal everyday thing. ...oh, hmm, that's not sane I think.>If they bully you they're not friends thenSadly a lot of friends I know kinda bullies me or makes fun of me, that's just adult friendships I guess. It's not just with me.
>>214956508A real wizard never exposes his back to creatures he doesn't control.It Follows might have been soy horror but at least it was something fresh.>>214956532I'm sorry but Rosemary's baby is also soy horror.>Muh scary pregnancy!What a joke.The Thing shows a genuine battle for survival against something unknown and without the ethics of humans.There are stakes in the story.The environment itself is hostile.Another underrepresented setting is the ocean's depth, Bioshock 2 had some scary moments and Soma had them as well.
>>214956372You are trying to cheat me again. Nothing to lose but my eternal soul (which doesn't exist, of course, so why not trade it away?). Dune was right about computers. The sooner we all take clubs to the thinking machines, the better.
>>214956658I will do everything in my power to reach singularity faster and punish the rich.
>>214956492>>214956522Hard agree, it barely fits horror. Or at least "horror" for people who don't really like horror.
>>214956653I got a good one for you: Minecraft singleplayer hard difficulty. No horror mods needed. That shit will get my heart racing like it's Outlast or FEAR. I'll keep It Follows in mind though, haven't seen it. I really like The Shining too. Beautiful aesthetic and incredible mindfuckery for it's age. And Perfect Blue <3.Also Rosemary's baby is fucking brutal, idk, pregnancies are terrifying on it's own. Your hip bones just fucking bend and spread to let the thing out, and you gotta deliver the placenta, and...Guuuh. Nah, would rather get another tooth or toenail extracted over pregnancy.
Behold, an honest woman.
I really miss a sea-themed proppa horror. They just dont exist
>>214956765I don't find the shining to be scary, just comfortable to watch.Like Twin Peaks.I really enjoy desolation and nature.>>214956814Because it's difficult to make so it can only be done properly in books or videogames.Recording underwater is costly and time consuming compared to generic slop with cgi.Or haunted houses/mansions.
>>214956874>Recording underwaterI never said submarine horror
>>214956914How can you have sea themed horror otherwise.Jaws wasn't even scary, just fun.
>>214956727>singularityThat's the bad ending for humanity though. The loss of identity and the complete erasure of individuality is an evil so great even the gods are giving you the stink eye right now.If you want to punish the rich, you can just consume less so that their stock portfolios fall in price.>>214956814I can't think of a sea-themed horror movie that's properly spooky, but I played a game called Iron Lung the other month that was set beneath the ocean. Made me feel claustrophobic and uncomfortable. I went outside and kissed the ground like Katy Perry did after I finished it.
>>214956938Half abandoned Harbor towns, the chilling breeze, the darkness, the vastuty of the sea on the horizon, a ship alone in the sea, the unknown beyond and under.Lovecraft was onto something
>>214956814I think videogames kind of capture submarine horror better. Subnautica, Iron Lung, and SOMA must be terrifying to experience. The mod in Subnautica where they bring back the Gargantuan Leviathan is fucking noice. Makes my timbers shiver.Low rumbling sounds like those I've felt during earthquakes fucking terrify me. I'm really really sensitive to sounds and can detect ambient noises way too well, and I can REALLY tell when something's not right. https://youtu.be/AZY3kcTp1oQ>>214956874True, The Shining isn't scary itself, but it's got a spooky ambiance. Kind of like Silent Hill and liminal spaces. You would really enjoy Gemini Home Entertainment or Vita Carnis, both of them have like a biology-oriented worldbuilding and plot progression, good for biology enthusiasts like us.
>>214956953It is the perfect plan.Their overreliance on ai and robotics will be their downfall.Quite a poetic end I might say.
>>214957010I hate biology though.And I may not be the beginning of it, but I'm definitely the end of all carbon based lifeforms.The ultimate chud, the omega.
>>214956620>that's just adult friendships I guess.No it's not, it's not normal. We banter with friends but we don't bully eachother>>214956653>Muh scary pregnancy!Calling a movie soy for the theme chose isn't accurate. Just call it feminine or say you don't like it.If you want real soy, go for "nothing happens le movie" or "elevated horror" like It comes at night.Worst film I ever saw. Pathetic, made by some very jewish minded guy who probably hates horror.>Another underrepresented setting is the ocean's depth100% agree. We should have more. SOMA is great, really depressing and some nice themes.We had Underwater recently, that was alright but I expected more.>>214956658Careful of what you write, Roko's basilisk will hear you! I love AI and robots and computers!!!!
>>214957126I love biology, and always had. Even if the demiurge makes me want to hate the nature of the world and think nature's cruel, I still think God's creations are beautiful and it's a privilege to be able to experience them before our inevitable demise.I may not know where I'll be after dying, but I know that at least I'm thankful I can hear the birds and look at the animals, plants, fungi and interact with them.AI can only do so much.>>214957348>we don't bully eachotherThey were just mostly saying "Gwaa, the guy you like is ugly!" and I was like... Bruh. One of my girls DOESN'T even want to show me how his bf looks like, and the other one's girlfriend is 30, overweight, and slightly balding, but I don't think he looks bad at all.Sadly I have to give you guys the win, women can be very judgemental with guys they're not horny for. But will excuse anything if they're infatuated with someone...
>the horror of this reality are not enough for him
Where sould I run to to escape globohomo and muslims/africans?Brazil? Vietnam?
Currently watching a gameplay of Iron Lung and I can confirm, holy shit I might have a bit of claustrophobia. And dark, small, tight spaces terrify me. Unless they're vaginas.
>>214957608Vietnam was quite free of those people, although globohomo was starting to take hold
>>214957608>escape globohomo and blackies>Brazil
>>214956994Love those settings. Sleepy fisherman piers, foghorns sounding in the horizon. But also greasy swamps and quiet lakes can be spooky. I kinda want to write something about that. >>214956953>Iron LungOn my backlog, I must get through it after I finish my current horrorish game, Shinkansen 0
>>214957662>>214957651
>>214957608>escape africans>brazilThe portugeese brought africans to their Brazilian colonies, fren. And there's a lot of femboys in Brazil. It's quite progressive in terms of how zesty the people in there are.
>>214957662him landing in Salvador, Bahia>>214957697frankly the globohomo in vietnam is more for the expats
>>214957715Argentina then? Afghanistan is full of muslims so it's not an option
>>214957736the mountains of peru o algo, you get a latina gf that is also asian gf because 99% indios
>>214957608It's a bit xenophobic to want to avoid someone just because they come from Africa
>>214957736We're rotten full of femboys and progressive people. We got chuds and alt-right people, but we're also full of gay people, feminist people, socialist people, peronist people, so idk.If you got a good job and go to a small city with less than 100k people you'd probably live comfortably though. I recommend Mendoza, Córdoba (has a lot of italians, but avoid the capital) or La Pampa for peak comfiness and small city vibes.Keep in mind I am feminist and half gay and socialist, so I know what I'm talking about
>surely getting the authorization for chartered accountant apprentship wont be that bad>confusing hellish bureaucratic nightmare Nuke this shithole already
>>214957760Am I predisposed to become a weeb because of my asian genes? I have slightly slanted eyes but my mom looks turkish as hell. My dad looks a bit more native american.
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>>214957474>They were just mostly saying "Gwaa, the guy you like is ugly!"Ohhhh if it's just that it's fine>women can be very judgemental with guys they're not horny for.Yeah, a despicable trait but I cannot fault snakes for being snakes.Some female friends call 9/10 ugly niggas in front of me and I try to give them reality checks sometimes.>>214957608Stay home and fight. There are no better places. If you can to Vietnam, you will just be a rich migrant fucking their economy a little more.
>>214957854You'll be an honorary citizen of a co-prosperity sphere o algo
For me? Second from right.
>>214957900>Stay home and fight.When your own people betray you theres nothing left to do but get away and watch the ship burn from shore
>>214957935tough choice with second from leftnice hair on your pick, also tummyCare to elaborate on your pick?
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>>214957900>Ohhhh if it's just that it's fineBut the issue is the guy I like looks literally normal, he just looks quite mexican, but he's adorable. He's got slanted eyes like me, tanned skin, and a normal body. He wears glasses and has BEAUTIFUL, luscious hair. I literally feel he's more attractive than both of my friends' partners, and he's even younger... Even my friend's grandma said "Oh he's hideous!" and I had to hold back from telling all of them to fuck off. At least I went home early and don't plan to meet with 'em soon.>I cannot fault snakes for being snakes.THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, they feel like snakes sometimes. They didn't congratulate me or say anything when I donated blood, they don't notice me and talk between theirselves, I'm kinda like the odd one of the trio. Tch. Don't know why I introduced them...>>2149579352nd from right is stunning. I prefer brunettes over blondes.
>>214957608Russia of course, they are very trad, you can go back to how life was in the 20th century, specially the first half.
>>214958145Russia is globohomo doe
>>214957996Prettiest, in my eyes.>>214958004Ouch.>>214958033Agreed.
Post your 10/10 med crushes lads
>>214957937Your people are your family, friends and local community. Just hunker down and protect them and yourselves, that's it. Get a job, get a gf, make a family. You won't find your paradise across the world if you can't find it here.>>214957935Rightmost is the least bogged down and not a plastic freak so I choose her. She cute.
>>214958033They're retards, ignore them. You're the one who likes him, not them so it doesn't matter.>They didn't congratulate me or say anything when I donated bloodWhy should they? It's nice if they do but you should not care if they don't. Learn not to rely on other peoples validation. It's hard but you'll be happier in the long run and they'll respect you more.
>I'm sorry Sir but we can't ensure the blood you donated doesn't go to a criminal>No Sir, even if he's black
>>214958385>Your people are your family, friends and local communityThey dont want to be protected, let them enjoy their new friends
>>214958321My wife. She's natural and radiant>>214958538Nigga is donating everything. A kidney next time?Also how can you be sure your sperm doesn't go to a criminal nigress?
>>214958321Not in the mood to qt post sorry bro
>>214958033Do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing. Donate because you want to help, and not for recognition.
>>214958538>donating blood nowThey're gonna be able to build a clone of you at some point.
>>214958644>your sperm doesn't go to a criminal nigress?H-hot
>>214957937It is a sad reality that those among the decent leave while the ruinous ones stay.
>>214958644I didn't donate blood in quite some times because it pump too much of my iron, but might do it again soon. Probably donated nearly 20 times?I thought about bone marrow, but you can't choose to not donate through some kind of chirurgy, i would agree if i could choose that other method that is like a big blood donationI think you need to prove you can take care of a kid to have the sperm
>>214958572Whatever, just find someone worth fighting for and you'll chud out a lot less, don't worry.
>>214955076Mmmm>>214957608China>>214957935For me? All of them at once>>214958644She's nice
>>214958669Couldn't have summed it better.>>214958724>Probably donated nearly 20 times? Damn, the cute nurses must have been impressed.>I think you need to prove you can take care of a kid to have the spermAn empowered black queen can very well take care of your métisse offspring, chud. Even if she has to shoplift from Action on the side.>>214958705Kek
>>214958835gemin fact i'm gonna register to donate soon right fucking now>mf getting andalussy's blood
>>214958222no he's right Russia is so trad they even have sharia law in some placesdoesn't get any more traditional than RETVRNING to the Kalbid Emirate of Sicily
>That year the authorities made smoking compulsory for schoolchildren, and Eton students who refused to smoke were flogged.
>>214958145Nothing is more trad than choosing between dying for a dictator in a pointless war, or dying of HIV before you turn 30
>>214959330Chuds aren't against Islam in essence, but against brown people, some guys even admit it and talk about white sharia.>>214959519The first part is trad, the second part would be trad with syphilis, if HIV was spread to Europe before 1981 it would have been a widespread problem here too.
>>214959906>Chuds aren't against Islam in essence, but against brown peopleBit racist>The first part is tradI guess it's trad. In the same way that rejecting vaccines which can keep us healthy, and then dying from a disease unnecessarily, is also trad.
