paddington vs. rupert
poopie papa
>>214955737For me it’s Corduroy.
>>214955670Yeah
>>214955737Rupert may be a fucking faggot but at least he's not a foreigner. Death to Paddington Bear!
rupert is the shittest of all the bears
rorke said a bad word
Britain's first homosexual prime minster
>>214955775I remember liking this book as a child but I don't remember what it was about
>>214955802need a starmer themed tower defense game where you fend off waves of scorned ukrainian rentboys
doing magic tricks in front of rorkes pen and he starts banging on the glass because i made a ball disappear
Lez Streeting
*enters thread*
>>214955802there’s no way past pms weren’t doing satanic gay pedo shit
That’s Wesley boy
goodbye summer, hello depression
>>214955834hang on
>>214955834why are those chickens so fat
rorkes mum shouting no as he gleefully darts towards a puddle and starts jumping in it
>>214955854they're yanks
postman's beendidn't bring my thingywill be having a sulk today
>>214955828Lmao
american football is such a retarded sport
>>214955802Ted Heath was definitely a zesty ahh nigga
>>214955828the vanishingly rare good yank post
Wes Streeting's partner is called 'Joe Dancey'Reckon he's gay?
>>214955802>married to a woman and has kids with herYeah well done Rorke you solved the mystery
Sir Useless Wanker
>>214955801fucking hell
Reading a book called “Easy Money: Cryptocurrency, Casino capitalism and the Golden Age of Fraud”
>>214955909So did your dad and he's gay
>>214955834ben habib hanging around with rorkes
get the get the get the you fill in the blanks i cant do all the work
>>214955925Rorke still hasn't left that phase of calling everything gay yet
>>214955925fucking raped that cunt in half
there was a lad at my school whose dad was gay
>>214955801all im saying is we don know what was said before the camera came on
>>214955893I started appreciating it when I played it for a year at uniIt's nowhere near as good as either code of rugby but it makes more sense if you think of it as a real time chess game. There are too many rules that are explicitly anti-fun though
Rorke eating a spam butty for lunch
>>214955558i think you'll find most people would happily have those cunts hanged along with the brown rapists. the difference here is that:1. that is just 1 case. it seemingly hasn't happened in virtually every major town and city in the country like it has with muslims. if you can find the same number of examples involving british people then you might have a point. 2. it also hasn't been systemically covered up and the victims undermined by police and local authorities. you lot always seem to forget this particular heinous aspect of it.3. people are obviously going to focus on brown immigrants because they shouldnt be here in the first place. the fact they go around raping children and then having freaks like you bend over backwards to defend them is going to cause upset. you know all this. you've had it explained to you numerous times. do you people go on courses to learn how to be as disingenuous as possible?
>>214955867???like sheriff amos tupper?
>>214955957>do you people go on courses to learn how to be as disingenuous as possible?they all read the same leftypol books
>>214955957simmer down rorkypops x
wonky donkey
yanks fr be named shit like Brantlynn Jaxxley Gomez-O’Hara
>>214955957>people are obviously going to focus on brown immigrants because they shouldnt be here in the first place. the fact they go around raping children and then having freaks like you bend over backwards to defend them is going to cause upsetThis is the key point. My mrs was calling the hotel protestors stupid because there's nowhere else to put them. She didn't really have a response when I said they just don't want them in the country full stop, and putting them in HMOs/rental properties in random estates is obviously not a good faith solution from the government
>>214955957>it also hasn't been systemically covered up and the victims undermined by police and local authoritiesI already said the police made gigantic failures. The difference is that I think all rapists should be punished, but you think only brown rapists should be punished.>people are obviously going to focus on brown immigrants because they shouldnt be here in the first placeYou might like to believe that you have more of a right to live in the UK than a brown person, just because you're white. But in reality you don't have any more right. There is no law of physics saying that a white person has more of a right to live in the UK than a brown person.
>>214956001>The difference is that I think all rapists should be punished, but you think only brown rapists should be punished.Literally no one thinks thisLiterally no one
get the poos done
why would you reply to such obvious bait
>>214956001>But in reality you don't have any more right. There is no law of physics saying that a white person has more of a right to live in the UK than a brown person.This isn't really true. We accept in (current year) that colonialism was not a good thing and that indigenous populations deserve certain protections from becoming minorities in their own communities and nations.
so thats why people say it's the greatest film of all time
>>214955909>married at 45>never seen with his wife except for photos ops>so called kids never seen>known to have moved out of the houseYeah mate definitely a legit marriage lmao
Adam's got him on the hook
>>214956038because exposing shitty trolls is satisfying. just one singular post has now succeeded in making most people think he's a spastic. if it was decent bait that wouldnt happen.
>>214955801>>214955944probably called him a violent ape
Well my fast food and alcohol binge because gfberg is away caught up with me last night after only three nights. I feel utterly rank. How did I used to live like this.
>>214956055it's been on my top 1 on Letterboxd for years but i haven't seen it since like 2018. Might be time to take it off
Enjoying life
Wheat, rye and barley don’t exist in nature, they’re basically just tall grass that has gone through artificial selection.
>>214956055never saw that
Eating Irish crisps
>>214956065Happens to spaki every day lol. just makes people think he's a mong even though he dedicates countless hours trying to troll people.he was so desperate to be the next 190 lmao
hate cyclists
>>214955834this is like the bird equivalent of that fat bloke walking behind the bikini woman on the beach
>>214956081>Letterboxd
>>214956090Fascinating
>>214955801Probably quoted crime statistics.
'eal 'eal for brunch
>>214956055>dialogFOY
need a hug
leftypol possesses a complete lack of any moral standards
>New £22bn AI deal could rapidly boost UK economy, says Microsoft bossGet in lads
>>214956106They treat the ring road around regents park like a velodrome and almost kill pedestrians all the time and shout like utter spastics at women driving their children to schoolAll angry leftyblokes and probably sexual wrong-uns
>>214956146corr, millions more housed, fed and wanked
>I think rapists of my favourite race should be let off, therefore you think rapists of your favourite race should be let offleftypol is so utterly deranged
>>214956137bless you for posting this
>>214956137Don't we all. I could hug you if you don't mind.
>>214956104>he was so desperate to be the next 190 lmaodescribed that pathetic gimp perfectly
>>214956146Cor imagine all the goonslop we're making with that
I reckon CyclintMikey is a secret racist
>>214956137I think they're not doing well :(
>>214956142zip it rorke you’ll be posting about churning the biomass into slurry next
>>214956130yank world mate
>>214956108I was on there before it got all quirky. back when it was just a logging tool with some occasional reviews from people who get paid to do so
is incestflix down for anyone else?
transferring music from my pc to my phone, I'm a bit old fashioned you see
nice guy bros
>>214956146I worked at a promising AI startup 2018-2020 until our funding was pulled because UK Research and Innovation said there's no future in AI.
>>214956214nigga....
melting biomass down in a vat of acid and drinking the goop
>>214956214tabooflix.org for me, desu not into the incest, just like pov
>>214956146The same day UK pharmaceutical companies pledged nearly £22 billion into American production, really gets the gears turning
(Rorke is typing…)
YOUR CUNTING DAUGHTER?
>>214956260Gosh what a scandal
transferring porn from my pc to my phone, I'm a bit old fashioned you see
want to get good at smash bros but my incel brain is mush and cant think fast enough
>>214956225state of rorke's hands fucking hell
I think the most egregious jewish marketing tactic ever is the recommendation you spend three months salary on an engagement ringYes mate I'll drop north of £12k on a metal band with a rock in it solid
>>214956277Charlie doodwat nou
Chris Eubank sex arse
>>214956274Mental how leftypol sees this and can't help but lash out for no reason other than spiteA very ugly person inside and out
>>214955909Oscar Wilde was married and had kids.
people at work be like let's give all the stuff we don't want to do to anon because he's a meek little virgin who won't complain except to other virgins on the internet
>>214956298no need to boast mate
conspiring an asian crossdresser wank
extremely miserable and drained today
>>214956337well they were right weren't they
>>214956055not my favourite david lean filmlove brief encounter, hobsons choice, and this happy breed though
get the family guy porn on
moderately worn but still gay today
>>214956274is that the real advert script?
>>214956340Hardly a boast lad I make just under 50kThe idea someone making that sort of money should commit five figs on a ring is absurd
rorke leftypol rorke rorke leftyrorke porkeypol blah blah blah
>>214956277didnt even know he was sick
got three PENG looking doughnuts (yes I am a big fat cunt)
>>214956361yh..
>>214956385no
Mental that poms voted in Liz Truss so she could get railed on the PM's desk in No.10 by Kwasi while the economy burned.
Girl at work who is absolutely desperate to be a girlboss has now, for the third time this year, taken up leadership of a project and then had a complete anxiety meltdown at the scale of the task ahead when it becomes about delivering actual stuff that does things rather than just nice looking powerpoint slides and is off work, leaving the rest of us to do itI do hope the management aren't falling for her grift
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDBmpfbnLGkwhy is leftypol so 'concerned' about this?
>>214956387ooh your rich aren't you
>>214956406go on a walk
>>214956419there are like 30 niggers in australia total how the fuck do you even manage to develop a bbc fetish like this you terminally online shutin freak
can't decide whether to play pokemon platinum or white 2
>>214956433it's pissing down mate, better sit here and eat doughnuts
gen z boss and a mini
>>214956420does she have a nice big arse held together by right bursting jeans?
which one, white man?
>>214956442done him
>>214956450
>>214956443Plat is my faveWhite 2 was decent
>>214956442>there are like 30 niggers in australiaMate Sydney, Perth, Brissie and Melbourne are chockers with them. Aussie shielas are shlicking to Gout Gout like crazy
just finished metroid dread. fantastic game
genz rorke and a dole scrounge
>>214956468they're so fucking peng, yes itty bitty and new frank green too
cognitive shuffling into /brit/
>>214956453would love for her to unload a weeks worth of shite into my nostrils
new flat doesn't have internet
>>214956443
*loudly shits myself but doesn't notice*so lads any plans for weekend?
>>214956502best kill your landlady
>>214956453just checked her tiktok and some china slag has that accountI WANTMORE BIG FAT ARSES
>>214956482you’re a le epic trolling psycho fetishist who types like an autistic chink virgin, please reflect on how you’ve managed to let your life unravel to this point
>>214956455that one
hope no one at work can tell I'm a virge
been sorting my smelly shut in incel freak life out1. got a job2. rented a roomnow what?
>>214956531Cor
>>214956526you're replying to spaki mate
Getting about 30mpg out of my 3.0 supercharged jag so farWhy do people bother with tiny boring shitboxes because they're 'cheap to run' again?
>>214956538The world is your oyster and everything should come to you
>>214956531mate
>>214956538get an autumn wardrobe
>>214956517Yeah got to clean up this dead neeks body and the mess he made when he shat himself. Also got to call the ghostbusters because he still doesn't realise he is dead and is haunting the place
skyrim
shagging my mums ford fiesta up the tailpipe in a bunnings carpark
>>214956538get a gf
apparently women can tell when youve wanked
>>214956531cockmogs me - by far!
>>214956419She took Kwasi's fooltong vantablack jungle shingo seed spreading stick right in her jumanji tunnel, they took it upon themselves to bless every room in Number 10 with witch doctor waka waka sex chants
>>214956574corr, love me 'rim
>>214956538go maccies
>>214956576>shagging my mum
>>214956589The smell, it lingers.
>>214956574I think you meant to say morrowind
>>214956599that comes after
sir leighton baines
>>214956591just how small is your willy
This young man went out for a meal by himself.He said: ‘You don’t know lonely until you have to take yourself for that meal alone because sitting in a room with strangers is better than sitting in your own thoughts in an empty room’
brotherberg is here hopefully dadberg made himself useful and got some scran in
haha time for vampire survivors
>>214956538thats it for the next 50 years
ynaks be like MOOOOOM we’re all outta ornj juice
>My daughter (16) just come home in absolute tears. She works in a fast food chain (England) and over the past 3 weeks she's had 6 drinks thrown over her by one customer. The same customer drives through, orders a meal with a couple of drinks. As as she/other sales people hand him the drinks. They then shout "Bombs away" and throw the drinks into the window. Most times it's hit her/the sales person in the face and chest.
morrowind mentioned
Drinking black tea so I don't break my fast
>>214956614they haven't got scientific measurements small enough for me
>>214956641thought so, the 'ide loometh
>>214956648why does this look so good tho
>>214956654how many days have you been at it for now?
>>214956648Lovely!
>>214956633i go to cafes/fast food places alone all the time
>>2149565261. Kwasi has fucked like 5 different white female pollies mate, he had the BBC mandate2. Seethehttps://www.tiktok.com/@thethirdplxce/video/7549087723869490450https://www.tiktok.com/@santinoak1/video/7540234201367416082
I saw a snake today
>>214956654Glad to see that I inspired you
>>214956538take a showerget a haircutput yourself out there - be yourself!
>>214956674you need to be arrested
>>214956684But no more about my mother in law *bu-dum-tsh*
I didn't even know they made embarrassing aussies tbqh
>>214956647absolutely yodelling
>>214956674I used to do that but then teenagers would make fun of me
Reckon I'm one bad week away from necking myself and reckon I have been for a while
>>214956716boomer wheezing at this
doing quite the poo
>>214956676just proving my point even more nowyou have been completely and utterly mindraped by bizarre 4chan fetishismnot even a fun or interesting form of fetishism like bdsm or whatever, it’s all just BBC BBC BLACK COCKS because you’re a severely mentally stunted race obsessed spastic
>>214956716oh behave
>>214956531chortling
This diner still serves coke the old fashioned way
how weird is it to go clubbing alone?
>>214956752Ehehey I know you you're uh Dust Gozongas!
>>214956750Okay but how does this address the fact that Sydney, Melbourne, Perth and Brisbane are full of Africans? I literally get ads for afro beats nightclubs in those cities while scrolling reels on the toilet and it's just videos of white chicks grinding up against roomfulls of African blokes
>>214956781omds rorkepetal :x
>>2149567822 sets of ears...sexy
>>214956793you need to get off this site before it’s too late seriously
>>214956793no you dont
Rorke has had enough https://x.com/Matthardy_BR/status/1967974434645725184?t=82H-ULFY6D5cwmPsymM8uA&s=19
(*^_^*)
never been interested in black men's willies me. never wanted to be a tranny either.
Best place to visit over a weekend in the UK? Been meaning to go for a while now.
da just bought me a huel drink
Rorkychops and the Umcabbages x
need a woman who'd appreciate me for who I am
>>214956824>>214956826k
>>214956841London, Tower Hamlets
>>214956841The lakes district
dont really believe in an afterlife but it would be nice
>>214956841Bradford and Luton are MUST SEE
get the 'tex posted
>>214956824>>214956826https://www.tiktok.com/@mvpnightclub/video/7195402856286145793
it's heathertimmy on a vpn lads
>>214956841chichester
>>214956841The jewel of the north, Hull
>>214956847Why are his nails painted?
>>214956847err why is that middle aged man with a schoolgirl?
>A chip shop manager said he has programmed an AI answering service to take orders in a bid to cut costs.>Brad Lee, from The Nippy Chippy in Stonehouse, Gloucestershire, said because of the rise in fish prices, the cost of living, and wage and National Insurance increases, he decided to utilise the technology. AI chippy, what next
>Brad Lee
>>214956887you're mentally ill
need a beer drinking gf
>Brad Lee>Nip
bell prep aidorI'll be dapperordippy rollorlord lippy
>>214956859and where are the white women in this pic?
what do they mean by this
>>214956933my mental state has no impact on my detective capabilities
>>214956984at home with heavily pregnant bellies
>>214956886literally 0 white people in this video
>>214956838...until today.
Walk With Me Tims wife is sooooooo fit
learning the gen z boss and a mini girls are aussies and getting so enraged imagining the webm with their accents i saw my head off in the shower
Snooker ruined to many chinks now
sn wakes up every day and posts cuck shit on /brit/ and has been doing this for years by now
>>214956999couldnt even keep up your silly bait for more than few posts. try harder next time you imbecile
>>214956995you're mentally ill
got my fishy little smeg end out
jewSA
>>214957019i cant wait until we win and make the 'doctors' responsible for this face their crimes
need my vulva examined
I toil every day so I can sit in my room and continue to be a lonely virginthank you for the opportunity, mr toilberg
>>214957033WHERE'S THE RICE BALL GOING?!
>>214957038you seem agitated
>>214957037Sure champ it's bait, everyone's in on it
>indian reputation when apu is around>family origentated, hard working, friendly but their accent is a bit funny>indian reputation now >filthy shit eating rapiststhis lad got a monkey paw wish
downsides of dating a girl like this?
>>214957079now you're mad lol
>>214957072don't blame toily for being an incel, there's plenty he's done wrong but he's not at fault for that
forgot to brush my teeth for 7 years lol
>>214957055
>>214957097triple digit body count
>>214957097whys she done that to her head
>>214957119cute
>>214957097bro went to the barber was said just fuck my shit up cuh
>>214957078you're mentally ill
>>214957106yes it is, he destroys my time and energyhe also doesn't pay me enough
anyway yeah back from my job interview. it went okay, as good as i could've hoped for really. im just proud i didn't have a full on melty. 70% sure i dont have the job due to struggling on the more technical questions and the other people i know going for it but im proud of myself :)
I take everything I said about her back
rorke dropping shack at 5
if you ever think your life sucks just remember you’re not the sort of freak who spams about nigger penises on 4chan, things could always be worse
>>214957088imagine making an entire documentary about getting called apu in school kek
>>214957055when we win everyone in this picture will be going to prison
>>214957147you would still be an incel if you weren't employed
>>214957147That's entirely your problem. If you aren't paid enough then leave, if you can't earn more elsewhere then maybe reconsider your competence level
>>214957151have you ever sucked cock?
>>214957155based ngl, dont know if it is true though
>>214957155are liz x
might just have a wank, got nothing else to do
i don't get paid enough to post here
>>214957155not surprising tho innit
Bigham's chicken tikka massala in the oven for my lunch
>>214957155based based based
>>214957155Leftypol flummoxed
mental how little time there is after toil before it all fucking starts again
>>214955802that's not Macmillan
>>214957232webm for ants
will be escalating my actions if this isn't sorted out
Someone please explain the Charlie Bigham meal gimmick
>>214957229>>214957220her reign presided over the complete ruination of britain why would you even remotely think she is worthy of celebration?
>>214957225>reheating a ready meal in the ovenuse the microwave you thicko
>>214957267yeah
Ronnie James Deodorant
>>214957267just something I do every few monthsnot hoping to win gimmick of the year or anything
>>214957267rorke's velcro creps
>>214957287i don't. the monarchy should be abolished anyway
>>214957287I didn't until now
>>214957247it just doesn’t end mate truly suffering
Sir Gay Sex With Men
>>214957312>>214957312>>214957312
>>214957267Charlie Bighams are peng and virgins have a problem with this because they can't afford them
Right then, a spot of luncheon I should think.
>>214957299poosc
>>214957323Well said
