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>>214969444Bitch I am a cow
>>214969493the fuck is this shit
>>214969493lol I remember staying up past 22:00 to watch the Italian softcore adult comedies
>>214969564
>>214969600lolIt BE like that!
>>214969493haven't seen this in a minute
>>214969625Uh Oh…
I'm not worried about declining birthrates. Less people is good
Peepo
there's this hindu tradition of old men giving away all their possessions to their heirs and becoming wandering ascetics. boomers should adopt this since they plan on living forever
He dressed up as a GROYPER!!
>>214969493this is ancient
German public broadcaster collects 9 billion in FORCED fees every year and this is the kind of shit they use it for lol
>>214969855Io saccio
I'm supposed to believe that footprints can somehow be preserved/fossilized for 30k years? "dude we found a heckin mammoth footprint next to a human footprint that's like super old guys" is it me? am i taking the crazy pills?
>>214969504What's with the awful looking anime makeup they're doing these days
>>214970002It is real but it requires very specific conditions thoughbeit it can't just be any old soil type
is it too late to go to the firehouse and ask to sit in the firetruck if im 28
>>214970002I don't think you know what "fossilized" means.
>>214970074They’re going to call the cops on yo ass
DeCarlos
>>214970350DiStefano Larusso
>>214970022Egirl look is the norm now
Legs and core day today. Gonna get my ass and thighs thick and strong! I hate existing so much bros.
I'm not red
>>214969932Just stop payng the GEZ. It is so simple.
Is the Cajun guy here
>>214970488It's very unattractive
>>214970609I'm here, what can I do for you
woooo
>>214970618I agree strongly but not much you can do against the tide.
>>214970652Do a little dance
The russian federation is a continuation of the soviet union in a greatly diminished form, and anyone pretending otherwise is trying to escape the reality of the nature of the union
>>214969789If I make it to retirement age (can be like 80+ in my line of work) I can't imagine keeping my house and stuff all to myself
>>214970742
Reminder that Gambit is literally an Omega level threat mutant who supposedly has the power to destroy the Earth itselfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRB-Cv6Qrgg
>>214970871Horrible tattoos. Still would.
>>214969444Rape.
>>214970838I know that, I red the New Son story arc
about to have coffee with mom
I thought Gambit was just the card-throwing guy. I don’t know much about comics.
i cant believe destiny got fucking banned!!!
>>214971067I can't believe you care about political e-celebs!!
twitch needs to unban, destiny, he was just speaking the truth
>>214971035That sounds nice Montenegbro
>>214970811https://youtu.be/_eiwpZS3Vqg?si=7LpZLrw3HvBck-Es
>>214971118you're a massive ULTRA loser, you make jason look like a 6'8 ceo
>>214971124i'm not a montenigger i'm here on vacation newfag
Remember that French lady who got fooled by an AI Brad Pitt into giving away her life savings
gonna ramble a bit in an upcoming post so get ready for that
>>214970958Sent that cuck flying
chuds fell for destiny's bait
This is now a Gambit themed thread>"How often must a scoundrel prove himself a hero, before he believes it himself" - Charles Xavier
>>214971049He is. But his power at full... well, power, are omega level. He had a piece of his brain removed to power him down but he could potentially charge objects with kinetic energy bybline-of-sight meaning he could explode shit just by looking at it, and this could potentially cascade and destroy the world
Saying diversity is good because the food is better is like saying can we is good because you lose weight
>>214971174I’m not going to remember this information.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXo3lMSZGNwrock rock rock rock
where are the messsicans?
>>214971322Im going to assume you meant cancer
>>214971322can we?
>>214971402Yes
>>214971442>that period from 1990 to 1999They could have just said the 90's
Post the video. You know the one...
>>214971442That's more like 85 to 95
>>214971492bitches really do be high
>>214971442i was first molested by my uncle in a car that was hunter green
>>214971551Its unfortunate, I'm afraid the damage is irreparable..
I never got molested, I would have appreciated one of those horny female teachers as a teen but I never had the chance sadly
>>214971581That’s terrible anon. I’m sorry you went through that.
>>214971699it's ok
i want to read the whole bible and understand it
Wore sweatpants to the gym it’s getting cold
>>214971771Just read the New Testament with commentaries. If you aren't filtered by that you can go back and read the Old Testament.
>>214971174Let's be nice
I got molested too when I was a kid. I’ve posted about it before so I’ll skip the story. But it seems to be an awfully common experience for 4chan guys. I think it definitely causes a sort of mental shift in a lot of people, especially men. Then you end up here.
>>214971822i'm more interested in the old testament desu. i'd start there
Is cigarettes more addictive than whatever the new drug is? Fent? or carfentanyl?
>>214971897Dent is a synthetic opioid. That's gonna be much more addictive than mere nicotine
>>214971870You'll read 1 genealogy and you're gonna quit
>>214971796I’m just going now. Sweatpants here too. The summers are too short.
and the tribe of judah numbered zzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>214971867Stop samefagging you faggot
milf is exercising. AT 2:32PM. wtf
>>214970542Finna get JAILED
>>214971771Read rnuma elis first, it's the same thing
>>214971945what do you mean by genealogy? why would i quit?
I just got brain cancer reading through a „micro feminism“ comment section on instagram
>>214969932Lol our state broadcaster once made a program about transgender Filipinos trying to find community in Markham (Suburb of Toronto). There's a rule public broadcasters have to make the most unwatchable woke slop after spending millions of dollars
unban destiny
>>214971984Samefagging is when you reply to your own post. Lurk moar.
>>214972028Not him but because it's long and boring "And Shehekezaramesh begat Methuselah, Methuselah begat Jubal (from whom celebration comes) Jubal begat Japheth, Japheth had two sons, Frick and Frack, Frick died but Frack begat Jizzer" etc
>>214971771It's all schizo like the reason why Jesus had a Rose crown specifically, and why it was in the rose garden where he got sold out. Just do a sparksnote and follow it up with Manly P Hall's Secret Teachings of All Ages
>>214972135No it's not it's when the same person pretends to be 2 different people. Lurk less and gb2 reddit
>>214972064There's this insufferably woke brown bitch in the EU who has a "decolonizing your mind with neurology" account and every time it comes on my explore page I feel like I'm getting cancer seeing it
Really bored
>>214972212same
I memorized I Corinthians in Latin
>>214972182I posted a single post? Who else was I pretending to be? Stop ragebaiting me bro. It’s literally working. I’m now pissed off about how stupid you are.
>>214972212>>214972230>>214972258Haha
>>214972264>Stop ragebaiting me broZoomzooms are so cute
>>214971951I miss summer already
>>214972264>It’s literally working. I’m now pissed off about how stupid you areThen my work here is done.
>>214972309Thanks <3>>214972326Ok I’m not ragebaited anymore because Ghost Dog is a sick fuckin movie
oh dear god i've fucked up my brain now i'm in hell
when i was in high school i adored stephen king's books
chewsday innit
>>214972397For me, it's H.P. Lovecraft
>>214972018No you won't, the debt just is given to a debt collection company. I didn't pay the GEZ for nearly 3 years, I am a free man despite every German I talked to saying you HAVE TO PAY IT OR YOU GO TO JAIL!! OMG!! They still send me emails asking me to pay it lol. I think like over 30% of people in Germany either don't pay it or owe them money. Just stop paying.
>>214972434wensday
4chan ate my post
>>214972394Are you on drugs?
i want the pain to be over
Line to leader knot or swivel?
FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED MY EYEEEEEEEEEEEEES>CAN YOU SEW THEM SHUT?JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIST>DENY YOUR MAKER
going to finish leftovers from lunch
>>214972495no just mentally illat least if i were on drugs i would know it's temporary unless i forgot i took them
dudes really be out there just giving women money on the internet for no reason
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>>214972533Everything is going to be okay
Corn Pop was a bad dude
>>214972564it's so pathetic that this actually gives me small reliefi'm so fucked mandoes jesus save, how do i totally devote myself to jesus
>>214972449Yah I didn’t pay for years and they kept sending letters, then I left for Taiwan and somehow that just disappeared. Thought they’d stalk me once I move back or sumn But now I live with the GF and she signed up
Oh fuck yeah my dick is luxury chinese. Mmmph luxury chinese goop processing plant, my dick. You can touch it
>>214972589I don't believe in religion but if you do then it can help, but if you're schizo then I don't recommend it because it can feed into your delusions.
>>214972547I only give women money if they're letting me penetrate them. Not sure if that's any better though
>>214972547Do you remember before Onlyfans really took off there was this period when e-thot women would just put their PayPal or cashapp on their social media pages and """"men""""" would give them money for no reason? Literally why? It wasn't even like a stream where you're a loser begging for attention, you dont even get that in this case
>>214972529I hav by seen aluminum things like that since my mom used to buy Sarah Lee pound cake when I was a kid
>>214972619i'm not schizoi think i have male bpd
>>214972529i did not eat lunch today
I, who once died, am now become bird*flies away*
>>214972547That’s me
>>214972663You'll be fine
Insane boomer neighbor lady mowed part of my lawn again
>>214972718She did you a favor
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>>214972704v_v only when it's finally truly over will i know peace
>>214972733It's still kind of insulting, its september and the grass isn't even ankle deep
Niagara Falls Bloody
>>214972718Is she doing that boomer thing where she tries to claim a piece of your property?
just got my passport
Connections is getting way too easy
>>214972802Where you goin
>>214972812My bussy is getting too tight
>>214972845Let me fix that for you*unzips dick*
>>214972820Insane
my list of mistakes is getting too long
>>214972718That’s trespassing and you every legal right to kill her
>>214972795No she's just insane and has nothing going on after retirement the assholes trying to annex territory live behind me and tried complaining to me about there being snakes in their yard as if i'm fucking pharoah and called them up out of the creek to plague themI have to get out of here
>>214972820psych ward
>>214972802Have American passports changed recently? Leaf ones went through big changes a few years ago
>>214972898I wouldn't know that much about it, but there's some patriot artwork stuff, high quality, has printing in french and spanish for some reason and there's a microcrisp in the passports for verification
Leafs make my pussy dry
the internet has brutalized my brain but there's no going back nowor maybe i would have been crazy anyway
>>214972886There's a rule that boomers once retired must go insane about their property and boundary lines
Oooo what a nightLate december back in 63
>>214972802brazil calls
i'm actually too stupid and simple to function properly in today's world
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>>214972950Ours had all the patriotic things removed to be replaced with bland Corporate Memphis art, thanks Turdeau! But we also now have this one page that's like a hard plastic credit card so it can be swiped, I was wondering if yours had that too
>>214972867You need to start racking up some wins, and fast.
>>214973111>Ours had all the patriotic things removed to be replaced with bland Corporate Memphis artseriously? that's honestly a punch in the gut
there goes my hero
>>214973118i'm fucking doomed, i'm going to hell
I fucking hate this world in which i am forced to live, so it is my moral duty to live the most fulfilling life i can out of pure spite If i am forced to be a clown in a circus, i will be my own audience
>>214973111yeah it has the hard plastic credit card shit, kinda annoying makes it hard to open>>214973136government papers should be oozing with patriotism to really authenticate themselves as government documents
>>214973136Our government unironically hates Canada as a concept, it's bizzare
MundeeChewsdayWed-nez-dayThursdeeFryyyyyyyyyydaySa'r'daySawndaaaaay
Canacuck
this is what i've been reduced tothis is despair
>British, NZ, and Australians all just handed in their firearms the minute they were told to do so>cops happily went door to door collecting them and imprisoning anyone who gave them attitudemeanwhile Canadian police won't even entertain participating in it. LOL how is the government going to disarm us when their foot soldiers won't even do their bidding?
im flabbergasted bro
My dad’s tryna make me get a job. I don’t want a job! I just want to dream. I’m just a little guy, really just a little fella. I can’t be a “job guy.” I’m a simple wee laddy, very small and sleepy.
ok i need to reload the save now, how about 15 years ago, i'll settle for 5
>>214973418This is so me fr
>>214973418work at the post office
>>214973186Addò ce sta vita, ce sta speranzAs long as you're alive theres a chance for you. Really focus in and work hard to make good things happen. The world isn't a nice place where bad things sometimes happen. It's a horrible pitiless meat grinder that will eat you afuckinglive if you don't fight it and make a good life for yourself
I dont really like this girl anymore but im in too deep and if i leave she'll probably try to kill herselfI think im just depressed and cant love anyone
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1758136555414736.mp4
>>214973395
>>214973523I relate to this so hard
Half demons and half angels are so dangerous because they have the abilities of both angels/ demons but without the limits placed on either because of the true freedom of their human soul half. Artificial half demons/ half angels have similar power potential but live without natural symbiosis and risk burning away parts of their human soul half.
>>214973523Fucking spot on they're so God damn cringeI feel him about the $40 thing tho, seems like every time I step out the god damn door..
mood
>>214973629That's worth about 35 cents
>>214973523Every time I see people like this, I think of John Basilone in order to stay sane
Gonna listen to rap music and lift weights even though I’m a white guy in a basement in the suburbs. Fucking epic. I’m epic. Rated “E” for “Epic”
maybe there's nobody to blame at all
>>214973716You're rated G for Great Guy (who is also Gay)
your device hasn't been on long enough til htop has an exclamation point next to the uptime
>>214973751Thanks you :)
i'm not too proud to beg
>>214973523One of the managers on my team at work is like this. He is the only one on the team to say cuss words because he can't control himself. Randomly wrote a big message in our teams chat because he doesn't understand why people oppose visible wind turbines off the beach. Its heckin renewable energy for flying spaghetti monsters sake!!
L still one of the best beats of all time. Doesn't hurt they sampled a Jackson 5 song
I have to workout today after work
>>214973866https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=inUDWyCFS9k&pp=0gcJCRsBo7VqN5tD
destiny in congress
>>214973956are they asking for his advice
>>214973523why is everyone sporting a mustache now?
i fucking love 4chan bros. you don't need friends when you have this place
>>214974017no Republicans are seething at him
>>214973836maybe its because i lived in iowa too long but i think wind turbines are kind of comfy.
>>214973956I don’t understand why you keep making these posts about Destiny. Do you think it’s funny?
>>214974073seethe chud
>>214974039i disagree
>>214974043kek republicucks are always seething
Many years ago I discovered that my dad's friend's wife was a big-titty fat chick playing MMORPGs online. This was like 20+ years ago so I think she was playing Everquest 1 or 2.
>>214973956on what business?
>>214973956This is like his 2nd or 3rd time making a cameo in the U.S. Congress. I don't recall the reason for it a few years ago, but it's nothing new.
She did legit have massive boobs, like head-sized. And a cute voice. But she was a TERRIBLE, and I mean disastrously bad female slob. I mean unwashed, ratty hair, house filled with garbage, unwashed dishes, fast food left out for weeks, and her kids were awful brats. And her husband lived on the road. And she was past 40. But online, I bet she was a total queen with an army of simps.
>>214974163he called charlie kirk a demon
>>214974149It was definitely EverQuest 1, nobody played 2.
reading revival by stephen king
>>214973537Me every time I see an OPP vehicle on the highway
just don't bust my chops
>>214974181her computer was a piece of shit e-machine so I would say you are right, but it could also have been very early WoW.
>>214974240If I was gonna bust your chops I'd tell ya to go home and get your shine box
i'm not supposed to have free will
>>214973395Do you remember when they said the post office workers would do it? Lmao
>>214974072I am in Rhode Island, the beach is the only thing we have. I can't image going to the beach and you can't just look out into the open ocean. It is industrial equipment, it is ugly and offensive. Ruins the wonder of the ocean and beach for future generations. If the government didn't forcefully close all of our nuclear and coal power plant then we wouldn't be looking for bullshit like offshore wind.
It's so crazy how we're all bffaeaeaeaeaeaeeas
>>214973395why are you so keen to disarm your fellow citizens?
>>214974348Oh man those island Do you have an east coast accent? You probably say funny shit like "I'm waiting on line" and "Not for nothin"
another attempt to get a green card. i'm going to kill myself if i dont get it by 2030
>>214974426are you playing the lottery?
Post Indian memes and the lower case typing Destiny poster will leave
>>214974426>>214974455How did you flip your flag like that?
>>214974455yes as theres no other way to get into the usa
My life has not changed substantially in years but I've been through so many different states of mind just because of the media I consume
there's nothing wrong with watching destiny
>>214974478XD
I just drank coffee wrong and when I coughed it up it came out my nose. Seriously starting to think I can't do anything right
>>214974476MAAM DO NOT REDEEM IT
I don't want to set the world on fire I just want start a flame in your heart
Yall just be posting anything
>>214974563This is a flow of consciousness general
>>214974487I thought about doing this, but I think I have a decent shot as a high skilled worker anyway so I don't see the point.
>>214974419Fortunately I do not have a Rhode Island accent. I am from Tennessee, but just happen to live here now for a job. Hoping to move back down South soon. I love saying 'yall' and putting on a stronger Southern accent to the unkept yankees to remind them who the real civilized people in America are.
>>214974587>I have a decent shot as a high skilled worker anywayyeah it's hijacked by jeets buddy. aint none getting h1b except them. Im not even planning to try
why don't the cops use a painful neurotoxin to incapacitate criminals
>>214974606>TennesseeNeat. I lost my wallet in Chattanooga when I drove through on my way to New York
>>214974584Half the anons in here are posting shit they saw outside /cum/ or what some streamers or xitter account said thoughbeit
>>214974618just help out the axis and get operation paperclip'd into US citizenship
>>214974618idk exactly how it works,but I think there are easier ways than H1-B,
>>214974646So? They were still thinking about it
>>214974678>stream of consciousness>it's someone else's consciousness entirely NPCs lack the divine spark
>>214974584Yeah it's called a conversation
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
>>214974659if i were born in the right time id definitely do that.>>214974675o1 is basically the same as h1b and also hijacked by jeets, the rest is either marriage (long and complex process) or tourist visa.
>>214974645Where in Chatt did it happen? I lived there for like 4 years. It is my favorite city in the South.
>>214974770what’s wrong with poland
>>214974629That's what taxers are for
Chapter 9: Dressing for Wellness.Dress everyday like you're going to meet the governor
Ugh... The impossibility of spontaneity... The futility of authenticity... *reclines foppishly*
>>214974770become a political dissident against the polack government and then claim asylum
>>214974768samei also got some toast with jam and butter
>>214974827I wouldn't get dressed up to see Newsom
you ever wish you were in a country band
>>214974892i wish i was doing literally anything with my life
>>214974910i feel ya
>>214974819nothing but i just want to live in the usa chill work and eat in n out whataburger wendys churchs chicken five guys culvers dennys etc
>>214974892yes it’s one of my great dreams to wear a nudie suit and play the opry. i bought a banjo but i was not a natural born virtuoso on it so i gave up
I hate this piece of shit so much
>>214974938whoever gets to experience this thot, is more privileged than Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos put together
My moneys looking funny lately
>>214974982have you ever been here
Hamas wants to kill this.Now tell me, is Bibi really that bad?
>>214974856won't work out our government is harmless and very incompetent>>214975037yeah in los angeles for 3 weeks
lol I studied a degree, for which jobs exist only in the US,then moreover, those jobs are in 95% of cases, not hiring foreigners due to clearance issuesI only found out like at the every end of my degree too. Nobody told me.
Every day is the same. I wake up, take a shit, have a shower, go outside and smoke on the stoop. I wave at the same black lady and her little terrier, I wave at the same guy driving the rusty pickup truck, I look at the same birds in the same tree. Go inside and open up all the same old tabs. Read and post the same posts in the same threads every day. You wake up in, creamy logs, China rekt, it never changes. It's chicken and broccoli for lunch while listening to the same podcasts I've heard thousands of times already. Play the same game of Civ V, three cities, science or culture. Then it's a nap, more Civ, it's marinated cube beef and brocolli for dinner. More Civ, another smoke on the stoop, and then it's six to eight hours of oblivion and the same long day starts all over. The only thing that ever changes is the weather. It's been raining all week and I think I am beyond salvaging at this point.
>>214974910same here
>>214975129aerospace engineering?
What alcohol should I get for the coming 2 days of humid rain
Brazilian ordering pizza
you ever dig through some of your belongings you put in a box somewhere and find cool shit you forgot about
>>214975129owned
>>214975133get a job
>>214975133what are you complaining about?
>>214975006the real red pill is that nothing beats physical paper
comfort me forever
Those old men who sit around McDonald's for hours in the morning talking about welding and engine bays and politics make me smile
The world would genuinely be better in every way if every negro died right at this very moment
>>214975177I wish I had an ape trained to handle pizza delivery drivers
>>214975161close, I don't want to doxxx but something along those lines, I thought I would find easy employment in bigger EU economies, but NOPE, my particular niche is US exclusive
>>214975203*Holds you to my chest* Shhhhh it's ok
cum fort
>>214975177why is brazil so low res
>>214975161isn't airbus yuro though
>>214975257this is such a sick jokei'm gonna be in pain forever
>>214975217i enjoy black women's butts thoever so that would make me sad
>>214975129A guy I knew in college makes $650,000/year in a very specialized field for the MIC
>>214975290boo hoo nigga
>>214975282it's not aerospace, it's a niche, something you specialize in during postgrad, it's would be close to say it's a tool/method widely used in aerospace
NEW>>214975301
>>214975129Gotta be sexology
>>214975325yes, quite
I wish I could will my US citizenship to some hardworking thirdie here after I kms
