2bh i think Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds and LSD was a coincidence

>>214990906
kino book this

>>214990925
probably initially yeah but I imagine they realised

eating a rustlers burger. proper runt me

>>214990952
runtlers. idk there's something there

>>214990952
used to eat these on my break when i was 18 and worked at asda
grim freak i was

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fingers crossed for a surge in popularity of basketball in the noble realm of england

Top 5 socialists lads? For me:

Benito Mussolini
Robert Ley
Joseph Goebbels
Oswald Mosley
Jacques Doriot

reckon starmer is actually the perfect PM to have during Trump's presidency. starmer is so spineless and yet so good at kissing arse that I bet Trump loves him

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>>214990979
>barefoot
disgusting I bet their feet are filthy they should let me lick them clean

>>214990979
Just saved this webm

>Rustlers are a range of hamburgers and hot sandwiches made by Kepak, a company based in Dublin, Republic of Ireland
wtf i got tricked

>>214990968
I still eat them now and I’m 30, they’re lush

>>214990979
This is what all women in ancient Greece looked like.

was about to go for the bus but now I've got a poo brewing
not happy about this

>>214990952
which one

>>214991037
quarter pounder mate

>>214991019
jesus wept

might have a cup of tea #hitler #rape

Sophia Diamond is just the poor man's Havanna Winter

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Brought this to the office
Fitties in HR are gonna be gushing when they see me retrieve it from the oven

Prepared a nice pasta meal weeks ago which I’ll be defrosting tonight. Shan’t be eating ready meal slop.

>>214991031
why do people say the ancient greeks and romans were either all nordic whites or dark skinned africans

why can’t they look like, i dont know, greek or italian people.

just the 3 days no nicotine then
mad how brainberg tricks you into thinking it'll be hell so you don't stop but it's at most a mild discomfort

>>214991019
sort your life out you fucking gimp

This cunt has been harping on about Charlie Bighams for months. Why is it a thing now?

The Yanks are actually melting down this time, even the thoughtful, reasonable places I read have just gone mental, grim desu

>>214991058
Don’t pretend they’re not tasty. They’re not high quality but they’re yummy and convenient.

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rorke please stop it

>>214991084
>i am acting like a functional healthy adult
>please clap and suck my cock

I reckon Bigham's gets gimmique of the year

>>214991098
we've all come to our senses

>>214991115
why would the police shoot a child?

>>214991115
*celebrates*

32 here and i buy a rustlers every time it's on sale

>>214991094
Why? I have a great life. I just have a cheeky Rustlers every now and then

>>214991112
no they’re not
they’re hardly edible slop
any half decent sandwich made at home tastes better

>>214991115
>airgun
she wasn't really shot then was she?
correct me if I'm wrong

>giving chaz bigham the prestigious GOTY award when poo seal exists
ridiculous tbqh

didn't realise you freaks actually eat the rancid shit that ashens has built his entire internet career mocking

>>214991151
Yes she was. What are you struggling to understand. I remember a few years back where a grandad shot his grandson with a air gun and he died

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>>214991156

>>214991098
This general has finally gained a clue

>>214991150
Clearly that’s not true. And yes sandwiches are also nice.

>>214991164
that nigga eats expired MREs he's in no position to mock me

>>214991164
its honestly depressing how fucking grim some people are. they must have had parents who just did not give a shit about them whatsoever

Just been fatally wounded with a cap gun

>>214991164
ashens' finest hour was the burger in the can

>>214991171
aren't airguns toys that don't hurt anyone?
not exactly a proper gun with a bullet or anything

Rustlers > Charlie Bigham posh twat shite

currently in hospital from a self-inflicted potato-gun wound

>>214991208
hear hear

Just been mortally wounded with a spud gun

>>214991087
Because they were fair skinned.

Rustlers are grim goyslop. Pop a Bigham’s in the oven instead.

>>214991151
Just because a gun is low calibre doesn't mean it's not a gun

Super Soaker straight to me bollocks

>>214991208
extremely poor opinion

>>214991233
but it's a gun that you give to child as a toy?

shrieking and wanking

>>214991202
People hunt rabbits, pigeons and squirrels with airguns
They're not big but they can definitely do some damage and you'd know if you'd been shot by one

>>214991176
had this last night was delicious

>>214991208
Well, I'm having a chicken tikka masala tonight and I'm going to enjoy every mouthful. I'm going to have a nice bockle of ale with it too, and shitpost on here whilst doing so. I'm going to write about the delectability of my BIGHAM'S and you will savour my words like I'll be savouring the perfectly-spiced morsels sliding down my gullet.

You WILL learn to love Charlie.

I unironically buy a few Charlie Bighams lasagnas every time I go shopping. They have no right to be as delicious as they are and they’re great for when you can’t be arsed cooking. I generally have them with McCains Castro chips and a garlic flatbread

holding my cats hand because she’s beautiful and lovely

>>214991270
but it's not the same thing as actually being shot
getting shot with a gun kills you but getting shot with an air gun hurts you a bit

When do you reckon the internet went to shit? I remember in 2014 Imgur suddenly going from 'here's a cool gif' to 'I'm seething about this Republican you've never heard of'

>>214991176
>For 2
Fat bastid like me has a poo seal to himself

had a wank and now I don't really feel like contacting a prostituting anymore

>lasagna with chips
>lasagna with garlic bread
>lasagna with chips AND garlic bread
fucking disgusting

a wanking knob gathers no cheese

Charlie Kirkham's Brain Matter Bolognese™

not buying charlie bighams. overpriced shite

Heard Charlie Bigham has just been shot in the neck with a SNES Super Scope

anyone up for becoming a wog

You guys are funng

>>214991328
well he is a ready meal runt so makes perfect sense his meals look like that

>>214991360
funnnngg

>>214991250
No it’s not a toy

>>214991328
Literally nothing wrong with it, they go amazingly together. I also have a Gu cheesecake pudding for dessert :3

hiring a sugar mom so I can afford to upgrade my pc

Really, really need to do some toil today but also really, really don't want to

catborg

>>214991380
I had one of their chocolate brownie pots last night tbf
went nicely with a quadruple whisky

>>214991374
think my cousin had one

>>214991308
2013-16 is when i remember it started going down probably just from increased usership especially in the third world
then everything nosedived after the trump election
after that covid irreparably fucked everything

I love cooking and I cook from scratch most nights but I do like a good ready meal now and then, or a kebab, I’ve even been known to have a rustlers.

Life’s all about finding a balance innit x

No more of that talk

just pushed a racially motivated attack out my arse

>>214991303
You don't have to die of injuries to have been shot
What point are you trying to make here exactly?

We had a perfectly nice society in the 90s. There was absolutely no reason that had to change.

>“We’ll need to develop our weapons industry,” Netanyahu said, adding: “We’re going to be Athens and Super Sparta combined. We have no choice, at least for the coming years when we’ll be required to deal with these isolation attempts.”

Funny how the eternal Jew recognises the strength of Sparta while Whites are told eugenics and militarism are evil.

just pooed a poo which I put back in my arse, pooed it again, now I'm eating that poo which may or may not become poo again

so… who’s mouth do i get to wee into?

>>214991399
adding to this, vine also became massively popular around 2013-15 which was ground zero for the mindmelting short form content that currently plagues the modern internet

>>214991396
Yeah they’re lush, their speculoos sponge puddings are also pengers, had one at the weekend after a Bighams x

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>in the 90s

watching wmaf jav...

>>214991426
yes but it did anyway
you cannot keep a society in perfect stasis forever
welcome to reality

>>214991360
>You guys are funng
Something to look up to eh

>>214991380
are you fat

>>214991320
>contacting a prostituting
laughed at this in the office and everyone heard it

a potato flew around my room

>>214991417
the title is misleading because you would assume she had been shot by a gun (weapon) which is very rare in this country and would be extreme and definitely kill her but she was actually shot by an airgun (sport)

>>214991308
2013 was when YouTube became notably worse. I think around about that time a lot of social media companies realised how much bank they could make catering to children and corporations, and so pretty much every website began to pivot in that direction.

>>214991475
>>214991475
that’s when google + was implemented and they really ramped up the ads. Think it’s when ads became unskippable too

>>214991475
Twitch also had a wild west period before they had to get serious and start making money.


Hiromoot you niggardly scrooge

>>214991474
>>214991475
>>214991483
morons

lads why did we all stop posting for 5 minutes?

>2013 was when YouTube became notably worse
Jesus, how old are you people?

hottest video ever, instantly had to jerk off when i saw it

https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1943214469364015104/vid/avc1/720x1280/VaTHnCyri6mXYRe9.mp4?tag=14

Zoomers be like:
>What's a 9/11? Who's Toe Nibbler?

well my post wasn't really even worth making anyway so whatever

what if dying is actually peng but the elites hide it from us because they need us around to keep serving their gay little material world

>>214991498
not an argument

>>214991505
I choose not to click your link

sir peng fart

shitting and not wiping

>>214991505
insane american mindset
not sure what this has to do with /brit/ (your post is offtopic)
did get an erection in the first 20 seconds thoughbeit

>>214991079
Well said

McAfee's ghost blowing up Rugeley Power Station, causing a power-outage across the entire West Midlands, just to stop me from clicking that link

Millennials be like:
>9/11? yeah I remember it
>ah, Toe Nibbler, why yes I'm very well versed in that story

rorke scranning his toe nails

would like some lycoris radiata for the garden but they're toxic to cats
maybe I'll get some for the kitchen windowsill

4chans bloody dying again
state of this fucking website

>>214991504
Prefer not to say

https://www.infowars.com/

Sir Donald Trump

eating easy peelers like some kind of gay fairy

Poop

moving out of my parents for the first time at the tender age of 29

just punched hiroshimoot in his jap belly and miso soup spewed out of his mouth

rorkeing around

big Leftypol meltdown occuring

I was once staying at The Shard in one of their suites. The Head Chef of their restaurant had all sorts of accolades, including a Michelin star. He heard a rumour that one of the guests (me) hadn't visited the hotel restaurant once. He came to my room and demanded I explain why. With an icy cold demeanour I said "you haven't got anything that interests me". He ran back to the kitchen and started preparing meal after meal, bringing them up to my room, banging on the door, trying to tempt me into eating something he had made. Lobster Risotto, Roasted Lamb, Poached Cod. I didn't eat a bite. After an hour or so I peaked out through my door. He lay there on the floor, totally defeated. I wandered over to him, squatted down and pulled a small wooden container from behind my back. A Charlie Bigham's Tikka Masala for two. A huge smirk came across both our faces until we both burst out in a fit of laughter. He knew he had been bested. Bested by Bigham's.

i can't post

>>214991505
really hot mate what's her name?

getting red pilled on jews

>>214991428
is this real?

Is it over?

chat we are so cooked

>he doesn't have a pass to bypass captcha shitting itself every fortnight
must suck to be povvo ngl

>>214991590

today`s
Pocket Monster
Of The Day

is ..

Mismagius !!

bro pays for 4chan

this is it
the final /brit/

>>214991673
It`s Easy
to bypass With

4chanX !!

It Keeps retrying
Automatically

even with
Broken
Captcha

save your Money

Ok

Beer

yer fella pays for 4chan pass

It's never over.
This fire still burns.

update your fucking ancient servers and stop being tighter than two coats of paint hiro you bastard

just tried out that whole kiwifarm lolcow thing where people document losers lives. It made me feel extremely depressed and has kind of ruined my day. Tried to find something happy to watch to get my mood back up but there is nothing happy in this world anymore it feels like

>>214991681
my favourite pokemon
good speed good special good coverage
good had

is 4chan running slow for anyone else? whats up with that

UMMY WUMMY

>leave to heat up my Bighams pre prepared meal
>eat it
>flirt with Becca from HR who's been giving me eyes since she saw it
>get back
>site still broken
Wtf

>>214991758
yeah?

cuck porn and low self esteem are a bad combination

literally paid $4 to post this

bit weird how someone (or a grou pof people) come every day- one at specific times- to come and talk about nonwhites, avoids filters, and basically just comes to copy-paste the same thing every day and thats what they are doing with their life "for some reason"
it shouldnt be allowed
you shouldnt be tolerating it

reminder that it is literally evil

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rorke and the lads

Fixed now

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can't post images so nobody will notice me posting my creps

>>214991729
we're not allowed to access that site

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going to sharty this is awful

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-⩊-

leftypol big melty ddosing 4chan servers

>>214991777
>>214991782
>>214991791
>>214991794
was that worth hitting post a hundred times lads

rorkeypops...where are u

we are so back chat

>>214991777
A day in the life of Ivan Deanovic

4chan addicts with nothing else in their lives shitting themselves

avin a wank

>>214991808
yh

>>214991818
Why are you doing that then

report the posts about people with poo coloured skin

>>214991773
shut the fuck up mousenonce

>>214991824
doing what?

-00-

be aware that anything you post now could be the last /brit/ post ever

>>214991808
what