when america sharts the world farts
He's not wrong
Demonstrating my hatred for America by spending all day every day consuming American news and culture
/brit/ is a latex general
this weed got me feeling all inspired
>>214993946ordinary choose day innit then
we get it, youre smoking weed
>>214993955christ imagine seeing her walking into spoons on a friday evening
WITH A PURPLE UMBRELLA AND A FIFTY CENT HAT
>>214993983holy runt post
>>214993958I smoke because it gives me knowledge
>>214993980lol
>>214993955But it makes women sweaty and slimy
Rorqué demanding Gibraltar backIzquierdapol nervously ignoring Ceuta and Melilla
I love taking drugs
>>214993999them white boys got me on crystal meth
Get in mouseys back
I wear the runt badge proudly
>>214993977It's Thursday mate
right a fag then a wank
even if you are just trolling, and its a joke, you could see that I take it seriously and also dont like it and maybe stop posting that shit
Shoot nigger kids
Seen a post that transgenderism was to nerd communities what crack was to blacks
what are you supposed to do for 25 minutes whilst your chaz bighams is in the oven
any Demartravion man in
>>214994060sharing this with my based mates on the WhatsApp group
>>214994014that's actually grim
the squad
Might play Diddy Kong Racing
>>214994058
do not go gently into that goodnight, rage, rage against the dying of the light
oh...im a retard.. that explains a lot
>>214994068read Bigham literature and chant his name repeatedly
anyone play arma reforger here? any good servers?
want to harm women
>>214994093
>>214994085loved the wee turtle fella me
>>214994084How did Elisabeth Moss keep getting workDo you reckon she's an unbelievable shag
>>214994068I use that time to iron my pale blue Charles Tyrwhitt Oxford shirts
>>214994050the sun never sets on the british choom day
>>214994105based monkey
>>214994014we need liquid-cooled latex suits asap
Diddly Kong Racing
the 1kg bag of Skittles has been opened and the great scranning has begun
>>214994157:D
>>214994146blud sitting in the Andrei Rublev room
The rich but mad client is on buying loads of BlackrockSomething's going down
>>214994174
>>214994182isnt posting this info a crime
>>214994148all good
>>214994174sweets make you feel like pure shitget some chocolate in
>>214994204Dunno is it
>>214994125
>>214994218shouldnt you kno
>>21499414679 kopecks?
>>214994218could be classed as giving up insider trading tips
don't eat anything remotely sweet memaybe i'll have some ice cream or tiramisu for dessert at a restaurant but that's it
>>214994232>>214994237Not arsed really
>>214994182blackrock already owns half the world would only be a happening if he was selling
>>214994187scromiting at thiswhen the lady joins in too
>>214994218Yh insider tradeing and the client confidencially clause
>>214994247ah fuck it then
>>214994236Kofe / kaffeDon't ask me where I learned cyrillic
>yhe binble
>>214994130He bland look appeals to women, sort of an every woman type thing. they even mention it specifically in invisible man
The law is just made up anywayThat Scottish fella got sent to prison for teaching a dog a Nazi saluteNone of it's real
peak female physical form
>>214994236Rubles
>>214994359Preferred her in Buffy
I reckon 1921 must be a shit year to be born inThe world economy goes to shit when you're a child and then you're 18 just in time for WW2
>>214994359she walled badly
>>214994359looks like a short fat rachel riley
BlackRock, Inc. (BLK)Follow1,131.78+12.89+(1.15%)At close: September 17 at 4:00:02 PM EDTNo chance of me acting on that tip KEK
>>214994359just want girls to be pale desu
>>214994337the raped on a british vpn
Right well the Jobcentre call is due imminently so toodle-oo lads
2020s Leftypol mercilessly massacring the peaceful 2000s Leftypols
>>214993955who's that I want to look at pictures of her and rub my willy
best website for ankii flashcards?
Welcome to the transformationWelcome to annihilationWelcome to the man that wantedEverything but couldn't have it
>>214994390toodle-oo Betty
Pinching the head of my willy through my sweats and sniffing the smeg smell off my fingers
Had haircut, went shopping and making BLT sandwiches for lunch team
/brit/ stands for transphobia in all forms
>>214994417nobody cares
>>214994417>Had haircut£8.50 at the Turkish place was it
pleaseeeNO ONE ASKED
>>214994417Why do you defend the Belgian paedophile?
>>214994408Get some mates and ask them you sad cunt
there are just so many tv shows and films and so many being made every week is there even enough of a market to watch it? doesn't everyone have a massive backlog of stuff they are interested in watching but never got around to watching?
>>214994417Do you stick things up your bumhole?
Sir Jimmy Kimmel
/brit/ stands for discrimination of all forms
it's a genocide rorke, plain and simple
>>214994497
had to quit the nicotine pouches, probs have to quit it in general. just gives me far too much 'xiety
dude cody i just frickin crapped my pants
>>214994483I can't watch films or tv my attention span can't take it anymore, I just listen to youtube while playing games and alt tabbing to shitpost on 4chan
>>214994516okaay...when I read out name of country ples respond. ok? it will be country. India. :( India. India. What you think of India? why not India?
>>2149945273 days no nicotine mepointless muck it is
>>214994556screaming this is me
Objectively there are lots of handsome men in India just based on their sheer population size alone
>>214994510Hamas says to the world that israel is about to bomb a school and then you get this explosion.
>>214994589really feel bad for black people being stuck with that hair
>>214994589hahaha*blows your hair smoove off
>>214994605SCHOOLS OUT FOR SUMMER*pretend i pay this post at the start of summer break*
too long I roam in the night
New banksy lads
I like my bacon smoked and not crispy, I actually prefer it only slightly cooked
>>214994573good lad
>>214994465Why do you talk as if they’re separate people?
The charges, officer??
>>214994640The issue is that hamas put the school upon a fucking munitions storage.
>>214994693All fine isnt it x
>>214994589love the one where he's pretending he hasn't noticed her even though she's smacking and poking him
>>214994673irish weather
>>214994684Good question
>>214994693(anj)um...
>>214994693You just know it was a snow bunny nurse they can’t resist successful brown men
you're minor, we're major
>>214994693Mad how nobody would be any the wiser if that nurse hadn't walked in. Makes you wonder at all the shite they get away with. Nasty country with zero morals
>>214994753I've only just managed to kick my IMWF porn addiction fuck off
Pooing out of my arse today
>>214994784The NHS is basically just a breeding program for high value brown men and snow bunny nurses
>>214994693charged with being too alpha
Wanking to keep the incel demons at bay
Saar
>>214994855You need Jesus before they drag you into hell
>classmates said that he was often bullied for various reasons, including his quiet demeanor and body odor
>>214994823You probably just got bored watching the same three videos all of the time
Andi Peters getting vigorously bummed in the broom cupboard
Are there any real Canadians left in Canada?
>white woman gets brutally raped and murderedI feel nothing. in fact I feel joy that they are getting what they deserve foe their treachery>white man gets spoken to in a higher decibel than regular from a brownoidI feel a rage in my soul that could power a trillion sun'swhat causes this?
>>214994676Remember this boy in Primary school who would pick the fat off the bacon with his hands before eating it and watching his fingers handle the gammy oily meat
>>214994950Same boy
>>214994918
>>214994918They're being hunted down in packs
Weird how racism is the worst thing imaginable but suddenly it's allowed against Indians. Some kind of psyop going on there
>>214994997
>>214995024Emmett. The Canadian Rambo. Fighting the fight in Maple Ridge
something needs to be done about the AI mosaic reduction menace that is ruining JAV
>>214994992I'm not a boy and I had cheese and pickled beetroot sandwiches in school
>>214995028The psyop is empirical evidence
>>214995071Was a good lad. Hope he got the help he needed.
>>214995028it's like that lad who made the anti apu documentary got his wish with a monkey paw. the stereotype went from, friendly, family centred, hard working people who are a bit awkward and have funny accents s to smelly, filthy, neoptistic, cheating rapists.
>>214995028yeah a madras, pilau rice and 3 poppadoms cheers pal
>>214995071We smoked this crackkker years agoWhitey don't have much time left
New creps lads
>tried to pay my rent for the first time>barclays have completely locked my account love not being able to use my own money
Hollywood jews hate Indians because they made Bollywood. That's why every Indian in Western shows (Big Bang Theory, Parks and Rec) is some snivelling butt of the joke character.
Nothing's been the same since Mourinho lost his invincible home record
>right first of all I'm a woman
>>214994402https://x.com/bronnica92i think
>>214995175howling
*glass breaks*BY GAWDIT'S ROCK AND HE'S PISSED AS HELL!https://youtu.be/Goia206Z-gA?si=XfiNXo_5e2jg9KNx
>>214995091Why do you defend the Belgian paedophile?Answer the question
I am a real American
I see you're a Nazi now Snufkin
>>214994080nah its hot tbf
>>214995240the only real americans are from east leicestershire
>>214995270Yeah I'm from east Leicestershire
>>214995299Greetings, American!
>>214995163
it's broken again oh wait it's fixed
>>214995263How did you get interested in that type of thing?
Off tae Moomin Valley. Anyone want owt?
>Jeremy Corbyn's new party had it's mailing list hacked and sent out fraudulent signups for membershipsLmaooooo they haven't even got started and they're fucking up
>>214995310how does shite like this even get funded?too much money going around in america i tell you
>>214995192lol
Rorke dropping the big leg on Leftypol
>>214995361>that schnozzNo wonder she covers it up
>>214995091Pickle my own beetroot me
i am literall john rambo from rambo
scrematorium
screm de la screm
rorke getting nonced by his dadleftypol shagging his fit mum
P
A bit less foodA bit more exercise
>>214995430Don't push it!!
>>214995430im leo in catch me if you can just without the face
>>214995504Kahteem
Imagine if we had a couple of peng slags in here full time corrr although the arguing would increase massively as all the spergs try to prove their worth in the only way they know how
SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP
Right well that's all of China unified under one flag then
>>214995562Miss Candice like you wouldn't believe
>>214995562only the most pathetic of runts would compete for the attention of whatever woman would debase herself to post here
>>214995643So everyone then, right
>>214995643this is the capital of most pathetic runts
>>214995562But we already have a peng slag here. Her name is Employed Woman.
Release the sausages
That's me off to court
if you think about it we already argue in here like there’s women watching, we should be sorting out world peace n that
>>214995591Fat ugly bitch
>>214995724I want to talk about lofty and great ideas with my fellow countrymen, but they’d rather wank and talk about poo and crisps
What is an adult fantasy book? Do adults want to read about wizards?
>>214995756Why do you defend the Belgian paedophile?If you don't answer this time, then it's safe to assume it's because you are also a paedophile
>>214995812Only nonces in /Brit/ are you and cansnonce
start today
Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na…Sackedman!
>>214995757get yourself down to your local high street lad, lots of homeless people with lofty and great ideas to discuss
>>214995774yeah in the same way adults watch fantasy films
>>214995833>projectionWhy didn't you answer the question? Why do you defend the Belgian paedophile? If you don't answer this time, it's surely because you are a paedophile, too.
>>214995852wrong all brown fellas these dayscause of woke
America is a nation that can be defined in a single word....aslbnhlfdgfinjma
Watching this press conference on a delay, starmer droning on but all eyes on trump for another box office moment. Please call him a paki lover or something
Oh how it looms magnificently
>>214995867bro thinks his calling in life is to be the /brit/ policemango get a job
>>214995897looks like this for all of 2 days until it’s grey and shite and miserable
>>214995893Even orange man haters must concede he's like 1000x more charismatic than our fella
I can see youBut you can't see me
>The Paki Party has already collapsedOh dear
>>214995838
>>214995910Why are you defending the tranny paedophile?
>>214995949>The Paki PartyThink they call it Eid mate
starmer loves to be humiliated by big don, the last they were on stage together kier got told to “shush, that’s enough” LOL
>>214995893>Chequers, UK More like 4D international chess, UK territory, USA
>>214995964I'm not. I'm criticising you.
Like Winter because there's zero pressure to go out and do things and make the most of they day
>>214995981heh
screaming
We should just find whoever is the tallest and let him be in chargeImagine how imposing he'd look at these things
who the fuck do these people think they are parking in front of my drive
>>214996003I'm 190cm so probably me
>>214995998pscr
>>214995989So now you're policing the thread?
>>214996030yeah?get a life
>>214996025we’d need someone a bit taller than that
At least 50% of the reason people hate Trump is just personal distaste, which is fine, but they should acknowledge that
>>214996025>I'm 190cmAhaYh ..
>>214996047Right back at you
dogberg's shedding her summer coat and it's so peng just tugging at all the loose hairs and getting a tennis ball sized amount out
>>214995998oh my days is this real
Lmao the corbyn sultana party has split already
>>214996075I'm not here 14 hours a day like you schizo freak
>>214996064WhyBecause you, a smelly bedroom dweller, posted so on 4chan.org?
Britain has rainforest. Have you ever been there?
feel like SHIT
>>214996097This made up scenario in your head seems to bother you quite a lot for some unknown reason.Are you sure you're okay?
>>214996102the eton project?
>>214996110
>>214996005I'm 215cm
>>214996102We only go to Benidorm, Magaluf, Ibiza and Thailand mate
>>214996110same desu, I’m probably toiling at about 25% capacity right now. No rhyme or reason for it either, just woke up tired
>>214996099Because it's the truth
>>214996129fake
>>214996102vgh...
rorke making the historic achievement of being the first man with phimosis in space
Breath smells like cock
Bitch is named after a raisin omds
>>214996102Get it tarmacced and filled with boat people
any other unwashed stinking cock covered in a layer of smeg man in
*whiney nasally morrisey voice*my girlfriend's got phimosis
>>214996064It's reasonable to hate the most powerful man on earth for being an annoying blowhard paedophile rapist
What say you now, Rorke? Didn't see this bombshell coming did you?
DTFIC has a bad case of The Donald Syndrome
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/kensington-pub-biddy-mulligans-trump-arms-charlie-kirk-donald-trump-b1248390.html>Kensington pub rebrands to The Trump Arms and opens permanent 'Charlie Kirk debate room'Rorke’s boozer
>*saves you hours every day and provides restaurant quality meals at reasonable prices*In this thread we call him SIR Charlie Bigham
>>214996264leftypol be like "help, help, that man has just run off with my girlfriend!"
>>214996304I'm more a fan of Sir Tesco Meal Deal myself
why is spaki obsessed with ready meals then
>>214996239You’re also an annoying blowhard paedophile rapist and we all love you ‘tfic x
>>214996304It's getting sad now
adult entertainment
Anyone here......Chinese? *pulls my eyelids up*
>"It's getting sad now"
>>214996323>paedophile rapistNo I'm not >'tficThe fuck does this mean
>>214996350That's illegal
>>214996358CorGet it scranned pronto
Smegging a wank
I reckon Spaino should be awarded 'Poster of the Year' at the end-of-year /brit/ awards
you don't hear much from IMG_4292 these days
>>214996400virgin of the year maybe
>>214996402...yh
>>214996402Nor IMG_1142
>>214996413i've got that one in the bag
I've voted Bigham's for GOTY already by mail-in
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c79vqy8jyj8oposting the letter N is now against the law by the way
Is it dolphin in a bathtub?
>>214996304Well said
absolutely unstoppable on footy manager this season lads
>>214996446Rorke using fifteen proxies to post the letter NLeftypol posting close-up shots of Charlie getting it in the neck on his LinkedIn account
N
>>214996433remember when this first happened. thread for the ages that. ahhh...
>>214996452*imagines it*
>>214996510kek
>>214996510based dark woke leftypol
Get Trump shagged
O
cronem getting their wigs blown off
bloody ell I think I’ve gone woke
>>214996452>imagine being a paedophile and raping childrenah yeah, nice one mate
Paldraws Big_ass Donald_Trump
>>214995949state
>>214924072>>214924072
>>214996452can't take leftypol anywhere
>>214996452thats a bad one that
>>214996662
>>214996433Unironically sort of looks like me
>>214996147It's true!That youre a dwarf kek
>>214996794>>214996794
where is it then?