a thread for fresh kings edish
got no milk so i have to drop an ice cube in my shit garbage instant covfefe before i sup it.
Hail to the chef!
bloody hellhttps://youtu.be/H2dm4_cIxFQ?si=Y-VqUZRzGjBYz-Et
Can we get it started that wearing Crocs is a right-wing dogwhistle?Just sick of seeing them
>>214996794think this might be photoshopped
>>214996794cwltshc
>>214996832got to be the most middle class-coded gimmick i've seen in a minute
>>214996908Seethe on povvo
Toillass is telling us how she's constantly being flirted with by strangers again
Rorke on the ropes
>>214996697I recently spent $150 on this Mega Sofubi
not got a foot fetish but womens feet are objectively sexy as fuck
>>214996733
does having a bigham's in the fridge actually get girls excited or are you lying to me
43,000 illegal immigrants a year is nothing, just a tiny portion of our total population. Rorke is shitting his pants over nothing.
>>214996939used to work near a girl at toil who would tell us all tales of her sexual encounters. Told us how she shit herself in her one night stands bed, farted really loudly while getting shagged by another, shat on the floor. It actually happened to which is the mad bit
>>214996973Once got a girls number after she spotted me with five (5) Bigham's dinners at the checkout
Yaxley
Phwoarrrrr you can do it every night Charlie!
schoolgirls walking past my smelly basement flat and i can see right up their skirts :)
>>214996978*punches you 43,000 times*
Sir Donald Starmer
>>214997060grim
wanking my clitoris sized willy to anime girls with monsterous tits and fannies
wanking to myself
Have always enjoyed a Charlie Bigham 'treat'My chicken madras and pilau rice tonight was appalling!Serves 2? Are the Borrowers sharing dinner?!Chicken was very poor quality and bouncyTasted like a cheap jar of curry sauce.Ridiculously salty and sweet, (synthetic)Rice tasted 'strange' and was a weird texture?For the cost, (£9.50)??!, I could have had an authentic Madras delivered from my local, (excellent), takeaway , and saved on the cooking time and energy,(gas) used.Will never buy Charlie Bigham's meals again.
Mad how fit they are
If Anyone Builds It, Everyone Dies
>>214997102tesco marketing department sabotaging biggers with fake reviews, it not right
>>214996978well said, the million or so 'legal' immigrants are a far bigger issue that needs to be tackled
>>214997134some right corkers on there, crying
>>214997089was genuinely heartbroken when I found out she isn't a tranny
Good morning brothers.
>>214997193shut it cunt
>>214997102>Serves 2? Are the Borrowers sharing dinner?!Fat bastard alert, Bigham's perfectly calculates the macros we've caloriesIf you're still hungry maybe have a gü pudding?>Tasted like a cheap jar of curry sauce.Ridiculously salty and sweet, (synthetic)Rice tasted 'strange' and was a weird texture?Unfounded slander >For the cost, (£9.50)??!, I could have had an authentic Madras delivered from my local, (excellent), takeawayThis is just an outright lie
have we heard anything about Hatton then?
Dollhouse meltdown
>>214997110:)
>>214997089saw that jew necklace and almost put my fist through my screen
rorkestein on a mad one
The people who do the toil Christmas tree outside have come in to take the order, FFS
who dondada?who run ting?
>>214997165post em then dickhead>>214997218spastic druggy dead from overdose
bbc saying the trump visit went really well
>>214997193kill yourself
>>214997262Only 98 days to go until the big day lad.
>toil Christmas treeUnfathomably grim
wassup my niggaz
>>214997291Alri Mohammed
wonder if the nerdy girl at work is a virgin. probably not as she has lovely big tits despite being plain.
>>214997319Alri’
Zarah Sultana appears to have been kicked out of "Your Party" as Jeremy Corbyn urges supporters not to sign up for a membership on a link promoted by her.Sultana claims in a recent X post that over 20,000 have already signed up for paid memberships with "Your Party" - the link to do so is hosted on a different web domain than the original sign-up.This comes just days after Sultana fell out with her four Muslim MP colleagues over issues of trans rights, with Sultana declaring that social conservatives have 'no place' in the new party.
>>214997193morning bro
Is there any gymLADS here I have a question
>>214997343What's your question
why can't i get a gf while some alcoholic smackhead has women lining up for him
>>214997334Guess it wasn't Her Party haha
>>214997334excuse me, we only discuss american politics here
>>214997274Thought he might of went in a cooler way, but he was a Manc so its probably right
>>214997334
>>214997203>>214997283>>214997340Halloween time soon brothers.
Ser Ganja Smoker
>>214997357If I’m skinny and I “bulk” surely I am just going to get fat
Indian hate just shows how racism is organicBlacks are defended by a well oiled media machine and socially instilled mental gymnastics
>>214997377It's called All Hallows Eve you satanic paedophile freak
>Let's build a party for Muslims>Yes great idea, what's first on the agenda?>Trans rights
been extremely unproductive all week due to catching a flue/cold type illness on saturday
>>214997391You bulk slowly, eating more healthy food rather than slop, and lift weights during the bulk. The idea is that you have more to feed your muscles so will get bigger. Then you stay at the weight for a bit, then cut, and by the time you've reached your cutting goal you will have lower bodyfat but larger muscle mass, and then repeat this to get bigger over time.
>>214996982Women are disgusting
>>214997421Colds are made up for dickheads like you to shirk work and be lazyNever been sick before
>>214997391Yeah, you will. Eat at maintenance or +300 calories for as long as you can. Do not under any circumstances think that eating more is a fix for getting stronger faster.
Sultana? I barely knew her!
>>214997377Only literal children care about halloween here
>>214997433>think that eating more is a fix for getting stronger faster.It is mong
>>214997334leftypol still thinking medieval desert pakis can be tempted with queer liberal 'british values'
>>214997432ridiculous statement
>>214997430So on days that I’m not in the gym like Sunday and Saturday should I still bulk or just eat normally
Anyone on the booze?
Last night I posted a comment on Jay Dyer's video that David Bowie's final album Black Star was very spooky and evil and Jay agreed with me and so did the other guy who was on his stream, he is also based and redpilled too.
BREAKINGIran’s Tasnim Agency: A spy has been executed after being convicted of espionage and security cooperation with Mossad.
>>214997465This is why you’ll never be a high flyerEnjoy your life of sniveling mediocrity
>>214997377we've finally made it to the good time of year
>>214997466Still bulk and still keep protein high. Unironically use ChatGPT for this sort of stuff because it can help you plan bulking and cutting out if you give it information. Say you're 75kg, you'll set a goal of bulking to 79kg, you will then eat in a calorific surplus, not too much, keep track of your weight and gain slowly as you lift weights each week.
>>214997515peeeeeeeeeng
>>214997542Brits don’t understand this pictureTheir leaves don’t change and fallIt’s all sad evergreens
>>214997462The whole concept of bulking is so fucking stupid and will stop being parroted in the future. You're holding thousands of calories in fat stores in your body. You don't need more calories for muscle building. Just eat at maintenance or barely above to ensure that performance is consistent, keep the protein up so the building blocks are there and you won't get fat.
taking a year out of my fruitless pursuit of women and instead will prioritize working on myself, going to be built like a greek sculpture by next spring and my mental elves will be in order
Don't really like the implication that she was raped multiple times since being sold off, even though it was never explicitly stated, the fact he referred to it as a "ritual" and she said it gave her a feeling of suffering in her chest
>>214997334paid memberships
>>214997568What a stupid fat middle aged mixed race balding chronically ill homosexual perverted off putting virgin freak you are, Cody
>>214997502errrrrrrrr ummmmm why does their uniform say police in English
>>214997568false
Anyone following the Trump visit? Listening to the sky news stream is really making me optimistic for the future. Reckon we'll all be allowed to live and move freely between countries.
>>214997572tl;dr ngmi
I'm just a zesty RorkeZESTY RORKE
>>214997605budweiser
>>214997492kill yourself
>>214997629You look like an overgrown toddler
atheists are deeply unserious people. Lacking in morals, reason, faith, and just repeating the latest program.
>>214997624Do they have mcdonalds in england because trump only eats mcdonalds
>>214997334So she sent out an unauthorised email telling people to pay to sign up to a party when in reality they weren't recieving an actual party membership? That's got to be illegal surely
>>214997635Big zesty
>>214997658Yea but our maccees is shit
>>214997658Reports coming out about a big change happening there actually, read something about a man named Charlie Bigham who was brought in just for him
>>214997693Do you still get all of your beef from argentina
I'm sure these Americans aren't real people
>>214997635
just had a wank to that cosplay lad who got memed into being a tranny. He was bouncing on a dildo. l feel disgusted with myself
>mcdonalds enjoy your £10 burger and chips bro
rorke's bedroom to be turned into migrant hotel
scrandemic
Theists be like:>Yeah there was this man right, and he was always there from the beginning, and then one day he created all of us, even all the bad people and the awful things, but you can't question him for it, and I obviously don't have any proof but it did happen
>>214997502friendly blue color
>>214997717all lovely
>>214997711don't know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SboyfHbjGg8
>>214997710>bigham>big hamscreaming
>>214997717Big fan of ducks me
>>214997733reckon you were just in the mood for some anal
>>214997719Leftypol gone ROUGE
>>214997719That's a black woman with a small arse
>>214997748Chat is this real
I live in a shitehole
>>214997775Sorry meant dicks haha fucking autocorrect
>>214997711The menu is the same as yours but you can get bacon sarnies and a cup of tea
>>214997762Sir investment securer
Russel Brand and Nick Fuentes are doing a show together lands. Britain and America coming together.
>>214997145>millionnever listen to rorke when it comes to numbers
>>214997795with trump you never know
>>214997825Move then
2 niggards of no consequence
>>214997852Sounds shit
corrr imagine shagging both of the Sophies from My Parents Are Aliens up the arse and then Mel (also up the arse - no vaginal sex will be implemented in this fantasy)
Want beer. Want beer. Want beer.
>>214997717got the nickname ducky because I always go see the ducks :)fascinating birds and very delicious too
>>214997719Mental how just the wrong pair of glasses can turn you into looking like a mong
>>214997884Beer makes you fat and retarded
>>214997884Me too. Oh how I wish it were Saturday
>>214996794Fugg.
>>214997884on my second
>>214997852thought are russell was getting done for rape
>fat and retardedKTIM
>>214997859fucking hell those hat pictures were cracking me up earlier
>>214997900yeah it's the glasses...
>>214997907I was fat and retarded before I started drinking beer.
Tried watching Russell brand but he’s too much fluff not enough substance. Goes on and on about something and you realise he isn’t really saying anything of note
>>214997931He has a shit haircut too, but the glasses are the worst part
shaking my big black nigger arse at women walking their dogs
>>214997952like your mum
>>214997492No you didn't and no they didn't Jay Dyer doesn't know you exist and doesn't care what you think
Early dinner
>>214997193>>214997377Hello Catyank, you doing alright?
fat girls rule the world
>>214997966at least my mum is alive to speak you obese trans freak
>>214997983She's a nonce
>>214998001Well said
The Asian FannyA firm handshake for your PENIS!
>>214997983I could beat her in a fight easily.
Remember when known shagger Russell Brand was a generic leftypol for twenty years and then as soon as he showed a few rorkey tendencies dozens of women spontaneously came out of the woodwork to accuse him of naughty shagging
>>214997983I looked right at her arse Specifically: where I imagine her anus to be
>>214997654Atheist here. I have morals and reason, but yes I lack faith.>>214997655Morals aren't absolute. Morals are the result of human attitudes, and human attitudes can change, which changes morality.
>>214997982Splendid! I shall be eating lunch soon.
Mental how this general is an evil brood of vipers dragging everyone into the muck and Catyank triggers them by being wholesome and earnest
>>214997983She's just fat, out of the jeans it'll be a sea of cellulite
>>214998049i look like this irl, im trans btw
>>214997983the trouble with fat arsed birds is that it's impossible for them to clean properly so if you're lucky enough to ever bend one over their crack and gooch reeks of old stale sweaty poo
AMAZON IS DOWNBrit bros>>>/gif/29479754>>>/gif/29479754>>>/gif/29479754
>>214997940Beer will make you fatter and stupider
>>214998027He's such a freak
>Atheist here. I have morals and reason, but yes I lack faith.
>>214998065Catyank is a tranny janny paedo discord raider freak who needs to be destroyed
I can see of couple of guys standing outside the door on my security camera and they've rang once but I'm not opening
>>214998065catyank is a corrupt janny who constantly breaks the rules by avatarfagging and spamming off topic racist pol crap but never gets banned or faces any consequencesfrankly he should be killed
>>214998081pls be in london
>>214998108Drove past a fat bloke wearing a fedora yesterday at a bus stop
>>214998115open up mate it's us
>Morals aren't absolute. Morals are the result of human attitudes, and human attitudes can change, which changes morality.
>>214998049she looks like she'd be a fucking horrible person if she were real
>>214997654I'm a theist but don't believe in the concept of sin or a universal good and evil.
Have to go and move fucking house now don't IAt least it's to a very white area
>>214998027it was a bit weird how hard they tried to link him to jimmy saville
a man’s reputation is truly ruined when he appears in public with a fat women. The best he could do. The culmination of all his efforts in life.. a women too lazy to even take care of herself
>>214998154so you're a nonce then righto
Want booze want booze want booze
>>214998128Which one are you then?
>>214998156Hate moving, right pain in the arse
attention allthe hungarian general has used a different image for the opit still says kurva anyátok and has a picture of an apple. but it's a different picture of an applethank you for your patience
>>214997859>Hello there. I was expecting you. This place is truly magnificent, more than expected even. As promised, I shall share the new sorceries with you. And the secret of Seath's immortality.
>a women
>>214998175I didn't say I didn't believe in good or evil, just not one that has been determined by God.
sbrecm
>>214998049need to shag her or i'll die
>>214998109What do you base this off of?
Soon.
>>214998259have already eaten my first pumpkin of the season this week
>>214998091I got molested by a fat American Mexican amazon worker with pierced nipples who stuck her hand down my trousers and lifted up my shirt to lick my nipples in the middle of the street once.Despite that I still think she was one of the nicest friends I've ever had.
>>214998249
>>214998234My cat would go doopin mental for sweetcorn
>>214998254Stop asking questions
>>214998234https://youtu.be/BGVaw5YKICA
''''''''''''they'''''''''''' don't want me to post the peters
i've got a couple catswell 3 so a few catsive got three cats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHQhNlgBDg8
>>214998234Me if I get beer
Was feeling a bit grim so chucked a Charlie Bigham’s lasagne in the ovenHouse starts smelling like a proper trattoria, mateNot five minutes later neighbour pokes her head over the fence asking what I’m cookingTell her it’s just a bit of Bigham’s, she laughs like I’m jokingInvite her in anyway, open a bottle of Sainsbury’s finest ChiantiSplit the meal even though it says "serves two" but we both know it’s just enough for one and a half if you're being honestEnd up sat on the sofa watching Gogglebox repeats, her feet on my lapBigham you sneaky posh bastard, you've done it again
>>214998331can i have one
>>214998278don't think you're supposed to eat them mate
first of all i am a woman
rorke successfully sued the FA and got them to drop their rainbow laces campaign>The FA has no plan to participate in the Rainbow Laces campaign in this or future seasons.The FA has no relationship with Stonewall in connection with the Rainbow Laces campaign, or otherwise. The FA’s present intention, subject to further consideration, is to move away from supporting single campaigns based on symbolism.
>>214998249umshe's 15
good evening hopefully you all retarted tf out of th BE flag (and his posts on the UK flag) me I got a team Go rocket leader but it was Cliff AKA the only one I have got done so far on this research task/challenge on the event
Brought a Bigham’s fish pie into work for lunch, figured I’d treat myselfBoss says “ooh someone’s doing well” as I slide it into the office ovenWhole floor starts smelling like Rick Stein’s wet dreamLads from IT start hovering near the kitchen pretending to make teaOne of the interns asks if I’ve ordered from some fancy seafood placeTell him it’s just a ready meal, he looks at me like I’ve just reinvented fireKaren from HR says it’s “a bit much for a Tuesday”Sit at my desk eating it slow, steaming hot, golden mash crisp on topColin’s microwaved tuna pasta visibly wilts in shameSomeone mutters “must be nice” as I go in for the final biteBack-to-back Teams calls but I’ve already won the day
>>214998401literally nobody cares you fat fucking mong
pissing out me arse
>>214998334based
>>214998386shouldnt be such a slag then
>>214998374of course you can eat pumpkin you spastic
>>214998432Well said
>>214998420if anyone's not fat in /brit/ it's mouseyhe's severely malnourished and walks for 8+ hours a day playing pokemon go
nothing like 20 lines of clankerslop to run a gimmick into the ground
>>214998418bit too reddit for me t b h
Loving this new filter: /^.{500,}$/is;op:no;boards:int
these are my cat friends i go out and feed every daythe one on the far left is new and she scares easily
>>214998452Spaki just can't help himself
>>214998420youre fat
>>214998094Based
>>214998451>>214998420
when was the last time you went to the doctors? 20 years ago for me
straight porn dancing
uh oh the man child gamers are upset
>>214998452you're not the brightest are you
Hunting African paedos in Epping
male attentionwhores are so jealous of me (im successful)
playing bioshock infinite, when does it get good
rorke mp on a mad one
>>2149984949 years if we dont count the emergency room
Playing video games is fascist and nazi-coded
>>214998519never
>>214998480wouldnt say that to my face so pipe it mong boy
>Ben Obese-Jecty MP
>>214998535you wouldnt say this to my face either because im so skinny and handsome
>>214998498Chilling feeling of regret and nostalgia experienced when opening this
being fascist to this packet of Smokey bacon crisps, I won’t let them exist anymore
>>214998494last month. got a surgery coming up x >>214998519Bioshock infinite? when elizabeth shows up. Or if you're not a waifufag it's when you hit the 'exit to desktop' option in the menu x
well leftypol?
>>214998557Why regret
shitting poo from my anal
>>214998555would shatter your jaw into a million atoms if you approached me
Detain. Deport.
>>214998582metal gear?
this is polposters: hurrdurrhur hurrrr fascism. [current event] im a victim victim complex like a nonwhite
>>214998494get private cover thanks to toilberg so got a blood test for pretty much everything 3 months agobut britain has given me ptsd to avoid the doctors and a&e so it's hard to break this habit so i'll be suing the nhs and requesting that each nurse contribute to the settlement out of pocket
Wow, this is a pretty good chune https://youtu.be/X791IzOwt3Q?si=k4EKGSuZPEA1zrta
>>214998587Wasted my most important years because of gaming and computer addictions
No fucking idea what fascism actually is and I don't intend to learn.
you got anything better than this, mousey?
>>214997364whats the japanese name for that bulge at the top of the stocking again
>>214998599
>>214998597idek,.,,,
>>214998620Well are you a virgin
you all want to fuck me
>>214998639um
>>214998620ktim x
Every Westerner who is a nationalist that starts promoting anti-Russian talking points out of the blue is either a paid enemy operative or a 13-year-old skull mask wearing black metal fan. There are no exceptions. Add Nick Fuentes labeling Tucker Carlson a Russian agent to the pile of shit.
>>214998590i saw a few minutes of that on tv yesterday when they were doing their speeches. i was hoping that when they were done and started eating that they would just start digging in to some kfc like animals with bits of food flying everywhere and talking with their mouths open and stuff that'd be fun haha
>>214998519when the barbershop quartet sing god only knows. that's the best part of the game.
>>214998523scmring
>>214998654wrong i wantwant you toto fuck me
>>214998653Yes
>>214998647zettai ryouiki skindentation
>>214998639umm nhbut I got a latios yesterday. your Pokemon is pretty cool and im glad you didnt go hurr durr snorlax
>>214998668>black metal fanVarg likes Russia though. He made fun of Ukraine shills.
>>214998494I had a brief hospital stay about 7 years ago but no regular gp visitsmy parents stopped taking me for regular checkups when I was about 6 years old and then rarely ever took me when I was illI have permanent health problems because of it
>>214998694mate showing you his ps4 when you already have a ps5
>>214998668Thanks for this worthless take mate
>>214998694why this bitch finna dress like raiden from mortal kombat
>>214998694why is michael jackson there
I don't think there's anything wrong with Christianity per se. The problem is that all of the churches in America serve the American regime just like the churches of China serve the Chinese regime or the ones in Russia serve the Russian regime. This is no good for us because the American regime is a Jewish anti-white regime. Looking at Kash Patel invoking Odinism the other day, you can see that folk religionists aren't immune from this problem either. Spiritual life and confession do a great number of people a lot of therapeutic benefit, especially those suffering from loneliness or prone to addiction. But this has no use to us as political revolutionaries and should be treated as a lifestyle choice and we should not fear pushing back on the clergy when the Ben Shapiro's of the world trot them out to undermine us.
>>214998668Take a day off
>>214998694plot twist: its the epstein files and are charles is blackmailing him
>>214998694>hat insideCan never teach class to a slavLike teaching a fish to fly
im sexy
mousenonce jealous of another faggot's fake pokemon lmfao
So this is Rorke
im actually very well adjusted but the problem is i'm here by accident
Take your hat off
>>214998772yeah you arex
>>214998694Is the hat person Melania? She's always doing something weird.
>those suffering from loneliness or prone to addictionKtim. Love jesus, i do
>>214998765whys she always hiding doe, kind of defeats the purpose of marrying a billionaire narcissistic media mogul
dying light preloaded and ready for tonight I'm glad they optimised it for Steam Deck beore launch, might actually run well under proton on PC in that case
umtornado
>>214998793>>214998793>>214998793
eating mints and chewing gum to get over fag cravings but it's not working
>>214998791Yeah like marrying Donald Trump
>>214998784hated these because you had to put the axe on to break their gay shields
>>214996794werent you guys range banned?
>>214999564paraguay be kidding me
