I'm a para guy

hi

can you not? your'e really killing the vibe

>>215000625
hello
it raining here

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>>215000619
me too

you could’ve done more, we all could’ve done more but we didn’t

>>215000590
would

wow a vulpix from the tasks encounter

i'm 23, a tortoise and hungry for pellets

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ahaa what a retard

starting to feel like an aussie because in addition to the local loose parrot there's a free roaming loose kangaroo in the neighbourhood

Love when that Ukrainian schizo posts on outer /int/

Dollymong

really want to rape my own arse

Oh, love, come here again. I want to know you again.

>>215000681
>here's you're far-right party bro

YO I AM GLAD YOU MATCHED WITH ME BITCH

yeah bt we still won the Falklands

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Mark Labbett attends the NTA's 2025 at The O2 Arena (2025)

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>>215000672
:)

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>>215000717
more like Nigel Cuckage

do any of you lads want to be my friend and come over to my house and sleepover?

Corbyn has utterly utterly fucked it before it even began
Guess its up to the greens to save Britain

>29
>can drive
>live in a cuckshare
>earn 32k a year

still feel like a loser though

sobbing reform politician named crygel farage

>>215000773
are you a virgin tho? that's the only metric that matters

>>215000775
based gays

Dollymong

https://x.com/kevinhollinrake/status/1968560643293807040?s=46&t=AfygPPVmbT-hFJR03pEcVg

positively hooting

34
Can drive
Mortgaged home
Earn 25k

Feel...ok I guess

>>215000773
and the virginity?

>29
>can drive
>got the degree
>got the body
>live with parents
>neet

almost there

>>215000760
ah yes, the retard party infiltrated by Islamists will save britain. good one lol

>>215000788
I'm not but I'm incel

>>215000735
looks rough like he got aids

>>215000804
fakecel cunt fuck off

>>215000775
Say what you want about Batties, but they don’t muck about

>>215000795
>Mortgaged home
>Earn 25k
how

>>215000803
I'm a lefty and unfortunately they are the only option so I got no choice

dollymong

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are 40% of people fucking mental?

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rorkestein has done it again

>>215000822
not fakecel haven't had sex in 7 years

>>215000735
stephen king phenotype

The incels who have had sex but not for 10 years the most fascinating ones, you figured it out before why does it allude you now

>>215000841
me in the 21%

>>215000824
My wife earns 30k and also the house was bought for 160k

wow

>>215000834
!!!

>>215000830
>I'm a lefty
Why?

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>>215000804
>I'm not but I'm incel
fuck off cunt

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>>215000834

>>215000841
me in the 21%

>>215000830
utter mong

Can I come breed you?

>>215000857
the word is "elude"

>>215000759
Me

>>215000834
Yummy
Delicious
Need her to use my face as a saddle
Need her to moisturise my face

>>215000841
Hate the crowd around the bar technique because the bartenders will always serve the women and chads first. Have spent a good 15 minutes waiting to order before because every bint and 6+ bloke was automatically in front of me in the queue

>>215000891
thanks mate

>>215000795
31
cant drive
no mortgage, great grandad bought the flat back in 1936
£22k per year
live in a shithole so it goes further
lush and i mean lush

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Magadonian W

>>215000886
Remember when leftypol said this was the end of blumpf just like the other 10,000,000 things

More is lost with indecision than wrong decision.

fuck off
fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off

>>215000924
trump could rape a child in the middle of times square and maga would still support him

>>215000843
chud glasses

the allusion eludes me, much like an illusion

>>215000926
ummertons

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Hot toffee apple crumble at Hull City

£5.85

>>215000962
>could

the only maga i give a toss about is magaluf

>>215000962
leftypol thinking about child rape once again.

>>215000962
Im maga

>>215000988
elton

First kiss: young, primary school
First shag: 16
Learnt to drive: 18
Earn: 28k

>>215000988
elton with gonorrhea?

>>215000996
hear hear

>>215000639
TJD

>>215000988
looks like microwaved shite

>>215001009
ktim

>>215001021
povvo

>>215001040
reckon he can still get his wilbert hard to shag her?

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Thing about Charlie Bigham's is I know I'm getting a restaurant quality meal with only ingredients Charlie would have in his house EVERY. DAMN. TIME.

and it's prepared in 30 short minutes. No cutting veg, no cycling through recipes, no washing up.

The first group of critically ill children from Gaza has arrived in the UK to receive medical treatment.

The UK government promised to do more and give urgent care to those injured back in July but it has taken until this week to coordinate.

>>215000651
I have a 14/14/15 shadow magneton :)

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Spaghetti bolognese at my kitchen

£1.55

>>215001077
no, he gets his masters to do it for him

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big germanic cock

>>215001085
>no washing up
this cunt eating his tea out of a plastic tray with his hands

>>215001089
I assume they're going back afterwards?

>>215000926
flag on hun

funny that a "oh ho ho ho ho" laugh is more menacing than a "ha ha ha ah" laugh while a "he he he he" laugh is very devious.

charlie big ums
charlie squib ums

>>215001040
>this is who leads anglo civilization in 2025
grim

>>215001093
Looks great

>>215001089
some more future doctors who won’t be going anywhere

>>215001116
Charlie's pre prepared meals come in a high quality wooden tray actually
And fine, I'll wash a knife and fork. Beats scraping burnt veg of the bottom of a pan.

business idea: three day work week

>>215001126
going back to where? a destroyed city that israel are planning on paving over with holiday homes for yanks after they've killed all the current occupants?

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>>215001126

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redditflags down again

how come they wont train me to be a doctor if immigrants com ein and get that job instantly

>>215001171
>a destroyed city that israel are planning on paving over with holiday homes for yanks after they've killed all the current occupants?
any muslim country will do

>>215001193
They need housing. They need wanking.

>>215001172
ha ha ah

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sex with a clown?

are you more of a manimal or a best selling flanimal?

I need wanking
I need someone to wank me off

>Taxpayers lose £400m as result of investment fund set up by Rishi Sunak

Should have invested in RBRS like me. I'm up 32.3% since March

each one comes with 6 siblings, 2 parents, 4 grandparents, 9 aunts, 12 uncles, and 42 cousins as a bonus free of charge

Watching about lottery winners and it all going wrong and thinking I might start playing the lottery.

>>215001174
he he he he

So now we’re using NHS resources on dying Gaza children are we? Whilst Paul from Blackburn who’s paid taxes all his life waits 6 months for a heart bypass

>>215001265
yeah thats because of the queues

>>215001227
Is that susu

do you like lizards?
both as wild animals or as pets

>>215001227
lets all drink to the sex with a clown

>>215001265
Wasnt Paul from Blackburn just sent to jail for saying "coming to a town near you" on the faceberg

>>215001174
not

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>>215001306
no not allowed

countries a fucking mess get these woke transgender freaks out of parliament

>>215001265
you're mental if you think the government will ever prioritise normal tax paying british (actual british) people

>>215000841
always forrens I see in single file queues at the bar chinks absolutely love it

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mummy

>turn on News
>We are selling Edinburgh to BlackRock thanks to Donald Trump

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>>215001297
yes

>>215001354
that bloke might as well have nonce stamped on his forehead

>>215001330
made you reply (:

Barkeep I’m showing you my cash to let you know that I’m ready to order my beverage

>>215001239
Get on grindr lad

need a girl to wank me off
and im not gay but I am probably going to be bringing a guy home one day soon

>>215001415
bit gay

wish I was a hot girl

veronica_garciaa tonight, i reckon

Do you put your recycling bins out even if there are only a handful of items in them or prefer to wait until they get more full?

yeah not sure what sure what to have for tea tonight truth be told

dull ache in my left bollock for a couple of weeks now
probably should get it checked out but fearful of the shame of getting a lob on if it got inspected

>>215001434
i dont recycle

>>215001426
wish i was a girl, even an uggo. life would be so much easier

>>215001415 and >>215001426 should meet up

I aint gay but Canadian bois are nice

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(◠‿◠)

>>215001415
once downloaded grindr and had a lad round, but as soon as he got his knob out i felt sick
asked him to leave then he tried to stick his hard knob in my mouth
had to wrestle him out of the flat
not gay myself personally

>>215001458
>men don't hit the w-ACK

>>215001477
if you like Indians yeah

>>215001435
uhh how about tea?

>>215001458
Why do normies make their hair stand up
but not in a spiky way like Tyler Durden in Fight Club
they make it look poofy

>>215001504
:(

>>215001478
it has to be Athena, for me

hiya x

where can I get some nice graphic and plain tees?

need a hot girl to shit in my mouth

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This shit makes my blood boil. His life is fucking over for a rorkepost

>>215001535
gay peruANO jajasj

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Can you imagine winning this?

>>215001569
howling, get him on death row

>>215001569
doubt it. he probably works in an industry that doesn't give a shit about crap like that.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bfxVSysSvA

>>215001579
Id immediately send it to the idf

>>215001608
I'm so old

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COVID really did a number on people didnt it

>>215001579
would have syphilis and my knob would fall off within 2 years from all the mad sexo stuff i'd be paying for

>>215001524
Adds height

>>215001631
did a number on your mum last night

>>215001631
bunch of kids got shot on the same day charlie boy got killed

>>215001579
would immediately fuck off toil and book a trip to the Maldives leaving Monday

likely to hit £100k saved next month
might be time to move out of mum and her partner's house

>>215001631
i wonder if he'd say people were crazy for not caring about george flody

>>215001489
Was he fit?

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the shopping list at present
i'll go first thing tomorrow if i get up early otherwise it will need to wait until lunch time

>>215001698
i got 100k too but can't move out because a bank won't give me a mortgage since i'm a single incel freak on 31k

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>george flody

>>215001569
article says he's been in jail several times in the past, so a petty career criminal which maybe had something to do with it

still extremely stupid though

l have 101k

Spinach?

I wish I could buy some weed and then smoke it!

>>215001579
i'd keep a milli for myself and see what my dad/sister need then give the rest to animal charities
gotta give something back you know

I'm so deprwssed

>>215001716
get some protein can't live on pasta and sauces

just got up and opened the window

>>215001716
Where’s the protein you poof

only vegetables I eat are onions and tomatoes

>>215001771
>>215001788
gym wankers

>>215001771
i have loads of tofu and tinned pulses kicking about

am bottom

>>215001631
Charlie was a hero

tinned toms.. how are you guys so cute x

jizz wankers

haha he spelled the word wrong. post a picture of bradley walsh laughing and quote it. we’ve definitely not being doing this for several years to the point of complete staleness and predictability

>>215001712
kill yourself

>>215001828
ugly, can't believe how shit men's fashion is

I have maybe like 6k

Long Covid has made my penis smaller!!

only vegetable katie price eats is big harvs oversized aubergine

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE1xD5dqBcg

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>>215001840

>>215001840
you sound jaded umpetal

>>215001872
YJK she does

The British capital of Longdong

even Harvey price isn’t a virgin

i really rattled him with that one

Dont care if you go to jail for facebook posts and your engineers make 30k a year. I'd like 2 live in britain and hear people say things like tinned toms

reading up on my morrowind lore

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>>215001712
What they took away from us

>>215001872
mmhmm das rite crodie

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>>215001870
He's never coming back

The only friend you ever had in your whole life and he's gone forever

just a cooking video with keith floyd and rorkes da
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVHbWHGVYaU

time to watch some Can't Pay We'll Take it Away

>The first flight carrying a cross-channel small boat migrant has landed in Paris, under the UK-France agreement.

>The man, an Indian national, was removed from the UK on Thursday morning on an Air France plane.
please saar do not redeem deportation

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>>215001950

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Tick tock!

just sink the small boat

Einne habben series problem

>>215001579
Id buy a big castle/estate in Yorkshire to live in, but probably just live in a small cosy outbuilding.
I'd also buy a nice house in West London and let family live there.
A few cars. A Defender for roaming the country and a cool 70s car for London.
And a load of land in New Zealand and ask my brother out there to manage it.
The rest id squander on drugs and women.

>>215001950
silly timmy

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>>215001957
Paul Bohill?

Yeah I know him by that name. Hell, I worked with him in small-claims. Back then we called him 'Paki Pulveriser' Bohill because he never came out of a property without a scalp, an ear, or covered with blood.

Most would call him insane, but that is why the High Court trained him. They saw potential. It wasn't until they learned his methods that they truly realised what a monster they created.

You see, most enforcement agents try to reason with the defendent. Not Paul. No, he used knives, clubs, pliers, you name it. After a few jobs I got a chance to talk to him one to one. He was wearing his blood stained hard hat, sunglasses, and stab vest, smoking a cigarette and drinking Johnny Walker Black Label. It was only 7AM, but you NEVER told Paul what he could and couldn't do.

I asked him why he used such violent tactics. He lowered his head and took a long slow draw from his hand rolled cig, pulled off his sunglasses and looked me right in the eyes, piercing my soul.

"I do it out of respect. Respect for the white race. These goat fucker scum bags don't deserve the mercy of a British council flat, but a slow torturous death at the hands of a British man!"

In a flash he pulled out his weathered, but razor sharp knife and stopped just short of sticking my gut.

"The look in their eyes when I slip this baby into their swollen, curry filled bellies is reason enough. To see the last lights flick off in their heads as they see a real High Court Enforcement Agent at work."

>>215001974
what's the point of swapping migrants like this. it's like rearranging deck chairs on the titanic

>>215002010
You sound hungry, maybe you should have a Snickers?

Driving theory test set for October team

mixing wine with energy drink because this drink is turbo boring

>>215001929
Ok Sovietwomble

>>215001957
for me, it's stuart mccracken and elmore victor

are there any true englishmen with no scot/irish/forren blood with black hair? even further, black hair and light or blue eyes?

>>215002056
don't underestimate it

>>215001998
Pragmatic, would work, popular with voters - but alas, leftypol would soil his nappy so we can’t

Imagine working at Windsor and having to serve culture to all those slimy yids that leech off Trump.

>>215002056
Why do you defend the Belgian paedophile?

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>>215002056
Vroom vroom

>>215002026
HIGH
VALUE
ASSETS

>>215002079
I passed it once a few years ago but the pass expired. I've reinstalled my practice app to help me practice

>>215002056
Been watching any anime recently EW?

>>215002032
France has all the nafaris and immigrants who set cars on fire so now we et some of those and our "good" ones go there

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE NAVY DOING?

>>215001957
love watching this when steaming

imagine employed women whizzing past you in his fiat panda howling

>>215002056
*boots your head clean off*

>>215002100
Why do you defend the Belgian paedophile?
If you don't answer again it's definitely because you shared CSAM with him

>>215002056
drive yourself off a cliff you nonce

>>215002032
and because the investors/Apple said "please stop letting them steal phones" thats why they stopped

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falling through the bar mongs on the ropes

where is gingerGOD

>>215002138
imagine being 38 years old and doing shit like this

>>215002124
The trannymobile barreling across a roundabout at 80mph because he had an anxiety attack and forgot to break lol

>>214999422
>>214999468
>>214999510
Where does this come from?

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need a flat chested gf with a big arse

>>215002143
Brooklyn 99 is so shit

>>215002056
you get nothing but hate here and have no cope. you should just leave

how much debt are you in?
not counting your fucking mortgage or student loan

>>215002104
if they aren't sent back to where they came from it makes no difference really

might learn latin

>>215002188
none
I don't spend much money desu

>>215002174
do you like trans girls

>how much debt are you in?
>not counting the largest debt most people have

yeah? but squeakydem?

>>215002188
0
Probably one of the only things I've got going for me

>>215002188
£0 excluding student loan, £40k including it

>>215002217
fuck off retard

>>215002216
because having 20 responses of "my mortgage" or "my student loan" isn't fucking interesting?
fucking mong

>>215002188
none
but barely any savings despite being on a decent salary as rentberg and poor self control get me

>>215002188
About 15k in car finance

>>215002142
oh i see thank you for clarifying things

got a couple grand on a credit card me.

>>215002234
your question was not "what debts do you have" it was "how much debt are you in"

>>215002233
squeakydem?

>>215002188
None
Debt is a mug's game mate.
>I-I'm a homeowner but I have to pay a mortgage and I will probably never pay it off because the interest is so high!
Hate these vermin. If you can't buy something outright it's not yours. Simple as.

why do i keep hearing that ziedbelg is gone? a quick look on the 'chive shows he has been active recently

Why are you so hostile?

>>215002260
alright mong

>>215002277
>>215002277
>>215002277
New!

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>>215002215
idk. do femboys count?

>>215002259
Allowance from your parent?

reminder to report the BE flag posts - and his posts h makes on the UK flag. filterfags on suicide watch also
this retard is not welcome here. he thinks hes friends, a "reputation". he does not

>>215002271
last several thousand years of personal finance gone over your head has it

>>215002271
That's cute. Btw I'm raising your rent again next month thanks

>>215002188
owe a bloke called Chopper about 10k

no recycle the cute poo seal

>>215000605
>>215000605

>>215002307
F0MY3G

>>215002271
Why do you defend the Belgian paedophile?
Answer the question

>>215002273
He's gone but Heathermong puts on a Belgian flag so he can continue his homoerotic roleplay sessions when he gets horny

>>215002327
>>215002349
absolute parasite
>>215002340
you are ignored but reported. just letting you know (so now you know) you are ignored

Forens building housing for more forens. Big ugly wog hatcheries built right in my cozy white burb. It not rite

think i might need a new firestick

>>215002382
only one of those was me i thought the pickle rick hat poo seal was cute

think i might need a new fleshlight

Well now no one knows where we’re supposed to be

>>215002277
>>215002277
>>215002277

>>215002412
I cant say the poo seal posts arent successful
thats 1 out of how many though? and you keep going with the other things. its insane how long you went even with the readymeals meme. nobody cares. ever

>>215002461
i think you're confusing me with someone else

>>215002188
0

>>215002529
>>215002529
>>215002529

>>215002534
use this one it’s British made

someone BBM me when you've decided on a thread you cretins

>>215002327

use this one

>>215002217
0 replies even off VPN flag
kill yourself