>>215004295
Never heard of those but i like this gimmick

Couldn't tell you the first thing about sex culture in this country, me. I'm an unlovable virgin, you see.

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>>215004295
more a poo seal man myself

>>215004310
Yeah they looked like the one on the right there. Very "rounded" features.

>>215004335
perhaps you should try being a loveable sex-haver instead

doing my meltan box in Pokemon Go

Lois was right about everything and the boys were awful awful people

>>215004335
you shag slags in their minge and go coorrrrrrrr

Never mind paki pizza has arrived. Stand down, men

>>215004360
youre meltan my box fs

Just get some boohoo gear in, it just about passes as shaggers clobber

>>215004372
thank you for supporting the growth of islam in this country x

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Bigham's has arrived

>>215004387
Shant be supporting Leicestershire sweatshops thank you

The wanking isn't over yet! The complete version of Baku Baku Bus Tour 2025 is finally here! The lewd Baku Bus main feature features the highest number of ejaculations ever, followed by the crazy sex fest of Urabako Samba! The girls' secret garden, the languid and sexy girls' room, is overflowing with the final moments of the first day of filming! Get a peek at the mischievous attitude of the AV actresses, who even expose their tits and pussies! A reverse night-time smooching session between girls high on sleepiness just before dawn! A sticky, lewd, and super-sexy experience! Enjoy the harem blowjob bonus, featuring plenty of lewd blowjobs from both the main actresses and the Urabako actresses! Packed with unreleased footage, it's a whopping 17 hours in total! A complete record of the hottest, most erotic two-day, one-night trip on Earth! A permanent edition that can be enjoyed by both those who've seen Baku Bus and those who haven't!

Thatcher's Orange on the card

>>215004390
gbt/po/

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nth for the gyaldem

>>215004344
There really is a poo seal for everything isnt there?

I like beef vindaloo. Never understood masala, not to diss. Can't even remember what it tastes like.

>Ralph lauren
>Charles Tyrwhitt
What other decent shirt brands our their?

I’m always hearing about how promiscuous British women are and yet I remain untouched by one! It’s baffling

imagine being a virgin in britain where all the women are stupidly easy
but tbf if you have standards it's understandable

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my hard drives are lacking

>>215004459
for me it's jalfrezi

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>>215004441

Literally just reading about other people’s kizza makes me want to get one ffs I have a problem. Genuinely jonesing for bossman’s 9.99 munchie box pizza meal now. I think I’m going to be seeing a transaction for Datman appearing in my bank very soon.

Fucking LOVE pink floyd's the wall lads what am i like x

got the the Microphones - Microphones in 2020 on

poo seal for gimmick of the decade

you freaks have such a grim aura and life

Bigham also gets a bonus point for advertising 'macaroni cheese' in the English fashion, rather than the crass, oh-so-hip Americanisation of 'mac 'n' cheese'

Fucking hell same problem as yesterday .. Newcastle or city?

>>215004463
GAMT

>>215004477
Never heard of, so hard to judge

le forced reddit meme

>>215004481
scream

Actually fucking hate my life

>>215004517
poocastle for me, find shitty boring unless they're getting a spanking

Oooo babe why are you running away??
*guitar solo*
Ooooooooo babe
Oooooooooo babe
Ooooooooooo babe
OooooOOOoOOooo babe
OooooooooooOOOOOooOwooOoo

>>215004489
More of an Animals man me

>>215004517
City will lose 2-0
Newcastle will lose 3-2

>>215004470
tour = ツアー
clown language

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Explain yourself brit bros

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1758220326193583.mp4

Who is Charlie bigham

>>215004517
get in the newcastle thread lad city one will be dead

Sir Big Ham

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>>215004508


>>215004517
newcastle

>>215004564
shan't be clicking that

I'd leave him for you if you want me to

Sir Potato Starch

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>>215004559
Brit is now a french general.

Bonjour.

>>215004517
tempted to watch city because I like napoli

but de bruyne is back to play against city lads, and what if the ex united lads meme on them? It’s a tough choice

sad

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>>215004544
it's not all bad x

>>215004620
Cheer up x

>>215004544
*makes a gang sign with my hands spelling out ktim*

So are we going to have to retire the Sir Keir Starmer gimmick once he's sacked?

get the incel playlist started
get the collection of bradleys opened and looked at
get the evil thoughts made

>>215004577
he invented the poo seal ready meal

Hey lads, just had a Charlie Bighams! no I didn't because I'm not a fat twat

Laura woods amongst the toon supporters, baby bump gone, what a sight

>>215004335
go out on the pull and shag in piss covered public toilets before the lass moves onto the next bloke

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>>215004625

>>215004656
thin, poor and ugly

>>215004564
was it really worth posting again?

laptopberg at 8000rpm fan speed for some reason

Lois could sometimes be unreasonable but overall she was right about everything

Got the Alex G on

I'm done with evil thoughts

>>215004691
kill yourself

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>>215004665

Don't fool yourself, your eyes don't lie, you're much too good to be true
Don't firefight, I feel you burning, I feel you burning
Don't fly so high, your wings might melt, you're much too good to be true
I'm just bad for you
I'm just bad bad bad for you

I know a girl who used to meet multiple lads a night, they used to pick her up and shag in her a car park raw, drop her home and she’d get another one over to do it again mental. I know this because I was one of those lads

17 hour goon sesh on the cards

Sir Retired Gimmick

>>215004720
All girls who go out on the regular do this

lol

handsome and shredded here. just had a charlie bighams.

>>215004673
yea doing anything intensive turns laptops into airplanes, it's their biggest drawback

>>215004764
ktim about to go on another 48 hour fast

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Been traveling these wide roads for so long
My heart's been far from you
Ten-thousand miles gone

Oh, I wanna come near and give
Every part of me
But there is blood on my hands
And my lips are unclean

In my darkness I remember
Momma's words reoccur to me
"Surrender to the good Lord
And he'll wipe your slate clean"

Take me to your river
I wanna go
Oh, go on
Take me to your river
I wanna know

raping my own arse at 999999999999999mph

>>215004720
There's a very specific type of middle-aged woman who are very sexual and willing to fuck just about anything, non-feminist but oddly strong and imposing for a female, but who also deify men and want to please them.
They make up about 1 in 10,000 of the slags who whore themselves out, but we need more of them. These are the lovely ladies who'd teach the young lads the tricks of the trade before they were married back in the day

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>>215004722
for me it's Yui Hatano and Ichika Matsumoto

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half the thread filtered
what's the point

>>215004801
this girl was 21

never catch me posting the same thing twice. runt behaviour

>>215004784
>intensive
i'm literally just on the chan

>>215004823
you're actually someone that actually filters people on 4chan omds

never catch me posting the same thing twice. runt behaviour

you want me to copy that and repost it don't you. well, I won't

>>215004295
Cringe

>>215004344
Based

never catch me posting the same thing twice. runt behaviour

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>go out Friday or Sat
>pubs the clubs
>shag blokes in the loos and in car parks and bring one back to shag at home if you can
>get a maccies or kebab on the way back with your fanny still dripping and cock on your breath if you didn't pull a bloke for the way home
>hungover Sunday watch wholesome Disney films and 80s films with cum still inside you
>back to professional toil where you natter all day about Love Island

never catch me posting the same thing twice. runt behaviour

never catch me posting the same thing twice. runt behaviour

>>215004834
then you have a background process doing something which is typical for winblows. or your browser has a lot of shit that needs to be wiped
restart and see if it fixes it

ayeah I can see how drinking wine could easily go put you in a dark place

This just in

City will lose
Newcastle will lose

You heard it here first

>>215004869
looks like you've got a busy weekend planned

need a recipe involving chicken thighs and also pesto

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>>215004888
cpu usage is at 8% constantly and 50 Celsius
what am i supposed to be doing

>>215004869
Would give a britslag my undying love and loyalty and move her out to the suburbs of Indiana

>>215004921
mix chicken thighs and pesto together.

>>215004921
bake marinated chicken thigh
add pesto to pasta
wa la

mental

>Southampton University student accused of laundering huge amounts of crime gang cash raked in from internet paedophiles

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15110673/Southampton-University-student-accused-laundering-huge-amounts-crime-gang-cash-raked-internet-paedophiles.html

>>215004544
Unironically ktim

>>215004888
saaaar

>>215004901
what’s the plan for Bayern this year? Quarter final exit as usual is it

good evening Rorke

>>215004295
Those things are a fucking con

>>215004796
niwa ni wa niwa niwatori ga iru

>>215004901
no i didnt. i heard it on /sp/ ages ago.

>>215004481
I wish Tim hadn't taken all his old videos down, it was a goldmine

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>>215004428

rape rorke up his arse
see how fucking smart he is then

>>215004956
Sir Harold the First will take us all the way over the line this year

>>215004998
will you shut up mate

>>215005027
CORRRRRRR GYAL X BADDIEDEM

raping a poo with my arse

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>>215005027
need the gyaldem x baddiedem to link up again

>>215005027
Why do women do this?

>>215005150
so sexless incel losers give them attention

Crazy how we will never know if the guy from the last thread killed himself

Did you come to Nationalism from the right or left?

the south

>>215005027
The one in the middle has such a mid body yet she’s made millions

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northern ireland and wales need to explain themselves

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>>215005170
Fuck

>>215005131
KORRRRRRR KAIT

>>215004824
I know, I was calling her one of the other slags

>>215005197
Literally a SOVL chart of UK bottom to top

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>>215005196
>>215005150

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got a jenny kino on

page won't even refresh stupid gay website

>>215005197
What do the blue and green bits mean

>>215004941
She would embarrass you at social events, the lower ends of British working class are appalling, groid levels of stupidity and dysfunction.

>>215005197
Does this mean London contributes the most in terms of taxes? The same London that has many brown people? Despite Rorke insisting that brown people are nothing but a drain to the UK?

>>215005197
I'm in the East Riding and it was announced in today's paper that our average net per person was -1,000 whilst in Hull it was -2,800
No wonder they're looking to combine us into one council, the thieving fuckers

>>215005027
soogs has some chicken legs lmao

they don't understand what i say on twitter

>>215005280
Not even good bait

>>215005197
turn up the immigration tap

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>>215005270
Im from Philadelphia you have no clue

>>215004955
why the fuck would i be a saar if i hate windows retard

>>215005280
womp womp

had my tea
spiced perfectly so well done me

>>215005280
Browns are a drain, same as council estate whites, it's why there's so much animosity between the two, they're competing for the same scraps at the table.

thread going dire btw

>>215005251
God bless her xx

>>215005197
extremely grim living in either of those places

>>215005411
am bottom would love to have you inside me?

>>215005411
thought the same

idk what to say now

became a man today lads. got the rocket in gameboy tetris

>>215005454
got my rocket in your mum today

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Haha I have a hiatal hernia

>>215005441
What if two gay blokes are bottoms? Does one put their bum inside the other one?

>>215005473
not surprised. bet she wanted you to choke her

spaghetti on the cards for dinner toil

will be cracking on with it after i finish this beer

>>215005518
runt food for a runt

lads what was your first wank over?

>>215005552
vida guerra

>>215005535
in what way is cooked home spaghetti runt food

>>215005556
based (female) arse lover

>>215005552
this film

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116743/

>>215005552
Genuinely nothing, I just wanked

Gordon is fucking shit lol

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>>215005552

>>215005572
100% the runtiest pasta
by a country mile even

>>215005572
hes baiting you. anything is grim right now so long as you are doing it

>>215005574
looks like the toil transfu

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>here is your pint rorke, that'll be £11.49

>>215005597
COR

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Woolfall Close, Huyton, 1934 and 2025

time is moving far too fast

>>215005608
ok what is the most patrician pasta then

ill wait

>>215005574
see these on the daily, can already tell what type of entertainment she likes

might join the army

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>>215005552
bible black gaiden episode 1 junko and nami scene

>>215005686
i don't know
not sure why my answering that should be a requirement for me to declare, factually, that spaghetti is the runtiest pasta

>>215005552
year 9 english teacher. she was a big girl

>>215005712
fucking hell you never had a chance did you

>>215005630
the absolute chompers on this broad

>>215005552
nothing specifically, more of an excitement over a new sensation on new years eve 2004... I just rubbed my cock against my bedsheets and then felt something hot and wet spurting out of my willard

first pornstars I remember being interested in were milfs like deauxma, emma starr, claudia marie and dana hayes

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fat arsed girls rule the world

reminder to report his posts

>>215005630
>As I'm sure you're aware, darling, it is my legal right to request a further pour as the head on my pint is greater than the volume of the liquid than the glass provided

just so you know it’s very evil to post webms of fit girls all day in a majority virgin general x

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anyone want to meet up in paris

>>215005552
I watched some step-sibling porn which was brutally amateur. was 240p, had this really fat bloke in a white vest, and this chavvy girl with leopard spotted underwear. was back when step-sibling porn was sort of taboo so she kept saying "eugh this is so wrong"
haven't found the video since

fucking copilot suggestions allowance resets tonight
so ive got this ai bastard writing a shit load of code for me

>>215005798
third jealouspost today

>>215005789
>than the glass provided
*in the glass provided

>napooli

>>215005552
don't remember but I remember daphne rosen was significant

>>215005743
too big

>>215005802
can't as i'm on a date with julie delpy

>>215005333
It's not bait

>>215005377
>Browns are a drain
There are many brown people in the UK who will be net contributors to UK finances. Also there are brown people who work in the public sector, so we're all paying their salaries, but they do socially useful jobs, e.g. in the NHS: healthcare assistants, nurses, doctors, etc.

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Reckon this man is sporting a nice hairdo

right that's a woman with her cock out turning around and shaking her fat arse

um thats tcock

starting to get right into tofu these days
didn't used to like it but it's actually pretty peng if you razz it up a bit

>>215005818
Rorke positively seething about this image

>>215005897
sounds like ur mum loolll

>>215005834
a harmless tranny, gone in 3 minutes
paedophiles? yeah they can stay

>>215005818
not a single attractive and well built male there

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have you thanked him for securing 30 billion pounds of investment from the american tech industry?

Why does everything feel shit? I just want to feel good for once

>>215005914
you know nothing about my mum

>>215005914
sent him spinning lmao

>>215005923
what about the 22 billion we've spent in return

>>215005904
Wrong

/brit/ is the only place where i feel safe

>>215005923
not in your interests even if it wasnt about invstments.

>>215005924
you probably just have a shit mentality. you could be given everything you could possible want and you'd still be depressed

>>215005922
know a lot about attractive males do you

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ur fella goes to Palestine marches with foundation on

>>215005956
How do I fix that?

>>215005924
what about the £30 billion worth of investment from US tech companies

When sending emails from work, when I get a customer I dislike in my response I will also write a secret message of profanities in white at the bottom so it can't be seen. Makes me feel better, still not been caught after 10 years.

>>215005969
don't know, I'm in the same boat as you haha

>>215005969
therapy

>>215005958
both sides are flouride stare
imagine giving a shit about the desert people and thinking you should go tell others your opinions

wonder if muscley arses feel nice
surely they have a tough tense feeling that isn't pleasant, unlike a woman's buttock or boob

>>215005969
fry your brains with mdma and cocaine

>>215006002
mine feels alright

>>215005994
What's that gonna do? They put you on drugs that zombiefy you

heineken still being 5% while every other beer has watered it down to 4.6 or 3.4 like stella kronenbourg amstel fosters coors grolsch etc has gave me massive respect for them. i will buy heineken until i fucking DIE

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>>215005970
>US tech companies

>>215005923
>securing
trump was probably throwing it at him

hope that person looks like that one

im a rorke but i support palestinian self determination, give them their own state and stop them fleeing to the west

>>215006015
they put you on drugs to alleviate your symptoms so that you can live your life and try to resolve your issues through therapy
but yeah you might be right perhaps doing nothing is the right course of action
twat

>>215006024
youre fucked if youre white and used that now. theyre going to gaslight every girl you ever get into fucking blacks

this general makes me want to kill myself more than usual

/brit/ - my best friends

Therapymong loves his therapy

>>215006091 !!

Whenever I go to bed in the nudie I end up fingering my own arse without even thinking. What's that all about?

both leftypol and rorke picking bulbasaur from completely different ideological motivations and reasons

just seen that film weapons
good fillum that

Oh the US tech companies are investing in you alri (buying your land and renting it back to you)

>>215004295
Well said

Eating fruitella

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you don't see white dogshit anymore

>>215006125
malicious post of the serial sus posts

>>215006134
>>>/r9k/

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>>215005726
anime uber alles

>>215004295
No Bigham's left at my Tesco so I got their finest chicken kievs
Gonna chuck em in the oven and watch the chase with the missus while they cook

>>215006115
>a witch done it
yawn

>>215005013
highly doubt he deleted all of them himself, there were literally thousands. unless you can delete all your videos at once through youtube idk
its possible somebody in social services contacted youtube and asked them to wipe his channel

>>215006134
looking at your picture and seeing white dogshit right now

walking around the house with a pooey batty

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>>215004295

>>215006161
knew it

>>215005969
talking therapy with chatgpt

>>215006110
Do you get poo on your finger and wipe it on the bedsheet?

>>215006181
knew what hun
im just sadposting
because i am sad

>>215006192
no, I'm a very thorough wiper

>>215005979
what if they use dark mode?

based helioptile appeared outside
probably one of my favorite Pokemon. so is wigglytuff

>>215006166
how would you have done it then? I always thought demons and possession was creepy desu so I liked it

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the lads

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>>215004424
so many celebs wear 'tex but theres almost no adoption by the wider public. probably too expensive

>>215006206
nvm then youre probably one of the alright ones from r9k
why are you sad

a smile might be good

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>>215006226

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>>215006229
<3

>>215006261
aliens are demons

interested in smoking a cigar but cant in good conscience commit that much time to smoking.

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>>215006251
never posted on r9k i am sad because my life is a joke

>>215006253

>>215006253
nothing to smile about in my shit life

>>215006267
alri m night shinealamp

Leftypol fingering his bum then picking his nose

>>215005251
her stocking's ripped :(

>>215005839
yes we need infinite immigration to pay for an aging population this has been covered
we can’t just pile foreigners in forever to pay the public coffers tho

everything to smile about in my death

tell me about your childhood

mental girls go out on the weekends and get their pink tucked in by someone they just met

Really dont like how you guys shit on your poor whites. Thought we were all poor whites here

>>215006064
weird creep arent you

you either die a shagger
or you live long enough to see yourself become an incel

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>>215006293

>>215006351
literally me, me and my gf hardly bother with it anymore

>>215006324
do they actually do that

>>215006277
maybe you should kill yourself, have you considered it?

>>215006338
grew up very poor and it turned me jewish
can't bring myself to spend any money on anything but essentials now

are you tired of winning in this special relationship

>>215002277

>>215006338
brits crabs in a bucket retards that think they are a seperate species from people they earn 5k more than
pathetic nation of grey toilsome mongs passively aggressively one upping each other

>>215006301
yeah dude the public coffers and pensions will definitely remain with a billion nonwhites int he country, and you (the middleaged) are totally wanting the pensions removed because of yourself and not because they want you to
>>215006277
pretty sad but at least you arent an r9k freak
I never got the impression from you that your life sucks

right well this is a recyclable new then
>>215004570
>>215004570
>>215004570

>>215006383
i think about it almost every day

>>215006395
doesnt feel like winning

>>215002529
>>215002529
>>215002529

>>215006402
trvke

>>215006417
s*a*e s*a*e

>>215006402
Sad

>>215006419
perhaps it would be for the best...?