They turned me down, now I live my nightmare.
Gotta be seen by some one out there.

Now i sit here in reflection chamber.
Fixing mysef so that all can savor.

Follow me, I'm on the brink of visual epiphany.

Life is a costume away.
Oh, life's a wardrobe change.

So I can shift, create a rift.
With beauty and with grin.

Blush sensation, creates a foundation.
God is in my skin.

Im gonna be alri :)

reckon at that cheeserolling festival you could submit a really fat person as your cheese and roll them down

Watching the Peter griffin
He's set up a shop but has filled it with sexy ladies and Lois is fricking PISSED

>>215011600
it's a scary movie

>>215011662
oh is that the cookie shop one
good episode that

im reflecting and also wanted to say thank you to the thread for not shitting out bad vibes into this space (for once) so that I can just reflect

Haha, that’s a pretty funny idea! Imagine rolling a person down the hill instead of cheese—although I think the human body might have a different reaction to gravity than a wheel of Double Gloucester!

It could make for a hilarious (and maybe controversial) twist on the event. Though, they'd probably need a lot of padding and a helmet for safety, right? I'm guessing health and safety might have some pretty strong opinions about that idea, but I can totally picture it as a comedy sketch or something! What do you think—would it be a wild hit or a disaster waiting to happen?

Whatching Peter Griffin Show

just made a big batch of coleslaw to go with dinner tomorrow
chili con carne

>>215011682
Yh the baby's drunk as well

>>215011688
i want to dispose of fat people in a fun way

that post wasnt me

>>215011710
His name is stewie btw

my knee hurts again

today rorke accidentally bought extra postcard pages for 100 Pokecoins (which he had there to buy a lucky egg later)

>>215011736
He yaps on and on unlike maggie
Peters made an apologetic gesture and Lois forgoves him

Quag mire

>>215011685
<3

Brain griffin the dog
Glean quigmore the neighbours giggity giggity goo *sex*

>>215011695
anything special in the coleslaw?
I love all varieties of coleslaw

>>215011763
Is this your first time watching the baby talks a lot do you live under a rock
He isn’t actually British either

Peters dad is Irish diaspora

good vibes for the thread <3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wtIuQpttIQ

>>215011809
I suppose everyone over there is some sort of diaspora

>>215011789
>>215011789
not really, just red cabbage, carrot, and onion
a bit of lemon juice, dijon mustard and 50/50 mayo and yogurt dressing
i find the store bough coleslaw is way overdressed so i like to make my own

>>215011809
the internet really raped your mind

>>215011834
Quagmire is of Polish extraction
Don’t know what Joe is
Cleveland is black

>>215011834
he literally is irish though?

Lois is Jewish
Chris was stolen from a Dutch family

places i want to visit
israel
iran
russia
china
a womens minge (just once)

>>215011829
sounds very nice
and yeah homemade is always better

Joe is new jersey or boston, cripple

Gary eats in IKEA

>>215011829
your mum wasnt overdressed last night

Herbert the pervert definitely a WASP

>>215011862
Best of luck mate

hour with a polish escort or 20 pints and a takeaway tonight then lads?

Brain griffin is spiritually an Anglo American

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>brain griffin

>>215011913
thank you but are you being fascistus?

Gang stalkers posing as charity workers now? They have no shame, really tired of their taunting

>>215011941
No, I really do wish you luck

im horse

>>215011840
Quagmire is also oirish. Gaelic libido knows no bounds

peter the horse is here

>>215011921
Neither and get stoned instead

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shaniqua
deshaundra
shaboosha
obongeedria
alapeesha
geyt over heeya yall

ok should I order food or eat the noodles?

>>215011983
Was just saying this at popeyes

>>215011969
No he’s not he’s polish his surname is Quagglechek

>>215011921
have a wank and then sleep in soft cotton sheets

I would choose 20 pints (and a takeaway) over a prostitute yh

>>215011959
ok thank you
i really appreciate your luck
very nice man

>>215012001
Hope you can travel to Iran. Watched a video about it lately and it genuinely looks unreal

>>215011998
Would have avoided all of my lowest moments in life had i heeded this advice

Shut up meg

omg he was so cute. I hope it wasnt schizophreneia, and the phrase a target

cronem would rather go for katy than cronemette
discuss

>drink coffee
>get anxious
Chur

>>215012030
you are a closet homosexual
discuss

mega lopunny
fit

>>215012041
well i've put my willy inside of a woman

>>215011983
how come euro blacks are so much less "black" than American blacks?
what is it that actually causes American blacks to be so black?
its like theyre an entire different breed of black

Love pulling faces as cars drive by and waving back to people who aren’t waving to me

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QeZi9c1EkD8
wow more on Florida not doing vaccines anymore
fresh (33 mins ago)

>>215012033
Grow a pair

Loos: Stop calling me saggy naggy
Peter: nyeheheheh

>>215012054
Michael Barrymore was incredibly handsy with women mate

did it ever occur that we are all in fact freakish and stupid and the quote on quote "normies" are in fact superior to us by every measure and metric

>>215012055
one has guns, the other has knives
it creates a different dynamic
it affects their culture profoundly because their lives are centred around violence and materialism

>>215012078
Yep im reminded every time I step out of the incel command center

more kids getting measles in Florida... hopefully not German measles, which congenitally cause birth defects

>>215012067
thank you appreciate this x

I would say brain defects, miscarriage, and maybe spinal defects

rorke giving the white girl holding hands with a black man a deep, cold sneer

ints intellectual difficulties and heart defects
and heart and hearing problems (incl cataracts) and damage to organs such as the liver and spleen - and can have babies with congenital rubella syndrome (CRS) have small head size, brain damage, and skin conditions

Peters evil twin Retep griffin
He causes lots of trouble in the story mode of the Family Guy Mobile Game

>>215012146
reptep grefeen

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1758018772841252.mp4
um

cannot believe that cheating made me get stuck with an absolute fucking munter

>>215012079
>their lives are centred around violence and materialism
sounds like white women

rorke fusing his rangda and barong and getting a slime

I need anki to go learn about viruses
watched part of the AIDS conference (but got bad vibes)

just watched the first three seasons of only fools and horses
the conclusion: not really that funny, but has charm and intentionally or not is an intriguing time capsule of what would have been a contemporary working class environment

Don’t understand rap music

>the incel command center
andrew tates discord

>>215012225
Horse mentioned

Trump is heading back to America, we'll all miss him

>>215012175
there is a distinct similarity there
explains a lot about their affinity for each other

that video mixes up a lot of things from the bacteria and virus I think

homers just thwacked a cobra against his fridge

doing animal cruelty isnt based

mihai would have loved this thread

>>215012293
and we would have loved mihai

I think subutex is probably really fun

grew up with chavs and my friends gypsy friend used to bring a horse to his front door in this urban neighbourhood no idea how he got it there

>>215012236
rap isn't music

horse

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>>215012272
like my beer the same way i like my women
in the fridge

Going to get some pizza and frozen yogurt with my sister

want to do subutex and palm oils
CAPTCHA: J8M00x

>>215012309
he's in valhala now x

SARS DID YOU KNOW THAT THERE IS MANY ENGLISH WORDS THAT ARE COMING FROM SANSKRIT WHICH IS ANCIENT INDIAN LANGUAGE SUCH AS BROTHER AND FATHER?

reckon they had a word for "father" in latin

>>215012343
is she fit

>>215012316
what did he do with the horse

>>215012373
she's not fat or ugly so that's a 10 in shartmerica

well yeah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhGRldSfSGg
this video funny as fuck

>>215012446
Looks like he'd love the meth

>>215012446
wooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

>see you in valhala saar
might say that to paki bossman on the way out after collecting the needful shipment

got the don blackman on

>>215012494
might suicide bomb you tho

do gays like reggiemouse still cum from prostate stimulation

Tune for Employed Woman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXtRpPXUT9g

makes u think

>>215012530
no thats the old fogeys cum method these days its all about sounding

Would Charlie have felt anything or did he pass out immediately from lack of blood flow to the brain

>>215012552
gross! I would do it to someone else tho

>>215012556
looks like he died instantly but I always thought it was 6 or 7 seconds

>>215012556
He went without any pain instantly

>>215012552
nobody likes sounding that's mentally ill

my cat is fat

>>215012556
insta desth

>>215012606
hahahahaha

drenching in misery

tftp

they're remaking grave encounters with a bugger budget and starring justin long

why do they do stuff like this it's going to be awful

>>215012556
died instantly

My mum and aunt are spoiling for a fight. I don't think either are capable of being reasonable. Really don't know what to do or how to de-escalate them. Sick of these pig headed women.

please tell me to order the food or eat the noodles

>>215012556
For a second I thought you meant the Charlie bit my finger kid.

>>215012698
Spike them with LSD

catfood ad that has robin williams in it for some reason

bigger budget i meant oh well whatever

>>215012772
*no idea what youre talking about* uh-uh! mhm! :D

>>215012763
Robbie. Yeah its fucking weird the guy is worth hundreds of millions but decided to do a cheesy jingle of a cat food ad

>>215012719
I can't, one lives 3 hours drive away and the other is on the other side of the world. In any case LSD is chaotic and unpredictable and if they were in a room together they might claw each others eyes out before the LSD could take effect.

its great...to be a cat!

>>215012717
Kek

opium

>>215012781
sorry i shouldn't have posted since it's not relevant lol i'm just whining

but an old low budget and popular horror movie called grave encounters is getting remade and it's just annoying when they do that

rorke is only buying £5 wine not the fancy midshelf £6 wine because those bottles are corke and rorkescrew has no answer to the cork

>>215012877
maybe hopefully they make it low budget again

what mouse o you think I should be

>>215012878
rorke doesn't drink wine

>>215012917
rorke is trying the wine

>>215012917
yep.
rorke drinks beer

big chungus wholesome gf big chungus big chungus

TRY THE WINE

New warstrike is LIVE
spoon gang ww@?

man I wish I could go eat 4 bagels rn but im still goign

>>215012977
that's altogether too many bagels

>>215012977
shalom.

maaaaaaaan

SHE’S DEAD
A VICTIM OF THE MODERN AGE
POOR POOR GIRL

Listening to incelcore music

>>215012891
probably will be but more flashy try hard. remakes are so lazy

Jews and white people don't have the same interests

TWO Canadians!!!!!! paraside

>>215012977
do you have montreal bagels in the uk? i never thought to look for them

three >.<

paradise

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:)

>>215013086
more than 2 i think?

ummmmmmm
+ esqueee me??

please no leaficide

>>215013092
Montreal bagels. Are they those bagels that reek of bad breath and taste like Aids patient’s diarrhoea?
Aye you get them in Sainsbury’s.

kind of crazy I dont have bad breath (thanks to sugar) and can be kissed fine

>>215013146
UM x

What about Mococoe?

>>215011570

>John Balance
>dies of a fall

yeah, not many people know this! waow

gaia ads
that shit has been around forever what the heck

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>>215013130
no those are new york bagels

montreal bagels are smaller, chewier, and sweeter. they're always coated in sesame or poppy seeds and are superior in every way

Ow0

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>>215013155

I canny sleep, boys :(

fire is epic

>>215013294
Hoeh?

that toothbrush ad about the bamboo brushes is insane. "inside a toothbrush" is "outdated" tech. CPU in electric toothbrushes is insane, probably more powerful than my notebook. bamboo is modern tho

>>215013315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vEXBOom97c

glasses + an LED for charging, battery + speakers AND mic in them - for $10 - is insane. what a world. imagine Shakespeare hearing about "SSL" connection "secure connection" to a "server"

lab pig pleb
or
beg blip pal

Apple, Inc. really always gives us the picture of how society do be in real terms

>>215013325
This nigga brushing his teeth with a Ryzen 7

>>215013156
crazy huh?

Going bed now team. Got to be up early tomorrow at 14:00 pm to start at work at 16:00 pm you see.

I started washing my mouth out with tapwater and got an infection. keep getting infectinos every time I use the water

heckin infectino

Mousey do you know much about protein synthesis and transcription and translation?

i got 32 lichess puzzle streak

>>215013259
eyy, New Yourk. fhegettaboutit. them Canadians is sweeter and chewier thouu :3
>>215013425
or I think someone put my fingers in their mouth, which sucks for them. now they probably have sepsis

>>215013401
Well, unless you try to commit suicide again.

should I order a macdonald chicken or a salad from the habit or a salad from rubios?

>>215013429
stfu tranny

McDonalds salad has like 37 grams of fat. when I go to McDonalds I like to try get some pinapple sticks

>>215013446
I couldn’t give a fuck if you lived or died to be perfectly honest with you mate.
Rubio’s salad

mousey how do i change a y chromosome into an x

>>215013473
aw you do care

>>215013484
Shhh x

grown adults have no business eating at mcdonalds unless they are taking their children there

>and this is actually half of the harmonic series (which goes up to infinity)
infinity yeah

>>215013498
Post body and tell us every meal you’ve eaten since turning 18.
Bet you won’t.

poonis

half of infinity
hmm
really makes u think. also, as well as +1, there is also half - I have seen this in hbar and the calculation for springs which I havent got to yet

>>215013529
Do you still study science Mousey?

mousey batting away his groupies

the "missile knows where it is because it knows where it isnt" can be explained a lot easier with Runescape, zalcano, a bot (for zalcano), and the Runescape character being an atom. and if the character is an atom you can have two atoms - and with "follow" you can have those interact through a barrier. this lends itself to a LOT of things!

the command are a logic gate(s)
and you can use the quantum mechanics method of measuring in time to guide the bot

>>215013540
Get tae bed, Dame Edna

im gonna go make CIA black powder to pledge my allegiance to the secret service and get a job with the CIA for 2 weeks so I can go play Pokemon in California, maybe go ride the bus in LA

>>215013407
what happens when you shower?

>>215013434
true! sweeter, chewier, and denser

started getting sick on a friday just not fucking right is it
I KNOW it was the tranny on the train coughing what done it too

>>215013617
Was it Dame Edna?

>>215013613
the redness was from the soap, and wasnt the dye because I no longer go pink from it. I think it was sort of a reverse-version of exposure allergens

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so this is leftypol

>>215013632
and a happy poo year

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVYjJ5eEmuk&list=RDIVYjJ5eEmuk&start_radio=1

>>215013632
Can help this claw hammer bounce off their fucking heads

>>215013470
our mcdos used to have pineapple chunks you could get with the happy meals and they were delicious

no salads though and no more pineapple

mental how that actually happened

>>215013498
true but they had squishmellow happy meals a couple of years ago, so...

>>215013657
Didnt happen you schizophrenic weirdo

>>215013679
IT HAPPENED

>>215013679
kill yourself

Wonder if ‘king to the old ‘rn will help me sleep?

going to have beef tongue on toast, never tried it before

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaEB9Xykgs0
the breathing exercise heart attack...

>>215013627
oh i see. hope you're feeling better

did you at least look cute when you turned pink?

your game has been locked. to unlock your game, please contact your physician

de BOMB BLAST

>>215013716
This zesty ass syrup-nigga

I probably spent more on food than I should have

>>215013716
the soap has two dyes: the pink one and also brown
so while you are pink you also have a nice tan look on the darker white bits :3

Hate it when foreigners come to my country and make fun of our accent and customs. Go back to your shithole that doesn’t have a single tree left standing and homeless people everywhere. Literally nobody wants you here and the government only lets you here for the money, we all hate you (especially Americans)

>>215013736
I know, you shoulda spent zero, ya tubby cunt

>>215013710
howling

British tourists are also particularly shitty but they don’t seem to come to nz as much as Americans.

>>215013746
I'm not tubby :\
all I ate today is some pecans
and yesterday only a tin of split pea soup
leave me alone

>>215013704
i love pork tongue on toasted white warburtons with the orange packaging, with colemans mustard and hellmans mayo.

booked a ticket to new zealand. going to make fun of their accents and how they have horrible crime rates regarding car theft. should be a grand time

>>215013765
I’m just being rude as I am unable to sleep. It’s not about you, yanklad

remember to report the Belgium flags posts tomorrow

I have to take the rubbish out now I hope I don't faint

>>215013792
Scared of flags are ya?

Hate it when foreigners come to /brit/ to have a blogpost whinge because they are an incel who doesnt realise that nobody cares what they have to say.

>>215013790
ok
I'm sorry you're having trouble sleeping
do you want to hear what I ordered?

>>215013810
Yes

the posts are shit

>>215013735
i'm not zesty i'm sparkly

>>215013739
like neapolitan ice cream, lovely

sexo syrupleaf

raping is the easy part it's getting away with it that is hard.

got to include an MD5 hash on the viruses mega file just in case someone hacks it

>>215013884
LOL

>>215013810
>>215013824
You broke my heart, yanklad.
You broke my heart.

ok I didn't faint but my legs felt funny and so did my heart :\ and I felt lightheaded and tired

>>215013776
well i quite like beef tongue so i might try your recipe next x

>>215013976
Would you really consider that a recipe though?

Canadabutt

First half of 28 Years Later is the best movie of the last 10 years

>>215013991
just because it's a sandwich doesn't mean it can't have a recipe you bigot

when I was at home and I would eat liverwurst sandwiches and eat meat everyday I felt a lot healthier and stronger

>>215013976
I'm going to get some beef and try it. Reckon it would be well good.

>>215014029
and the 2nd half?

Highly recommend Silesian sausages team

>>215014077
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXtRpPXUT9g

sandwich recipe: pumpernickel sourdough, mayonnaise, spicy mustard, black pepper, braunschweiger, thin sliced onion, thin sliced honey roasted turkey or ham, handful of mesclun

>>215014095
Wasn't funny the first time mate

need a wee

>>215014122
What about this one?
https://youtu.be/oNljRBy23ks?feature=shared&t=156

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this is a crazy amount of onion

imagine eatin this good!!!!!!!!!!!

add a thin slice of baby swiss to that sandwich

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLntZF5oD8g

:(

:)