john balance
They turned me down, now I live my nightmare.Gotta be seen by some one out there.Now i sit here in reflection chamber.Fixing mysef so that all can savor.Follow me, I'm on the brink of visual epiphany.Life is a costume away.Oh, life's a wardrobe change.So I can shift, create a rift.With beauty and with grin.Blush sensation, creates a foundation.God is in my skin.
Im gonna be alri :)
reckon at that cheeserolling festival you could submit a really fat person as your cheese and roll them down
Watching the Peter griffinHe's set up a shop but has filled it with sexy ladies and Lois is fricking PISSED
>>215011600it's a scary movie
>>215011662oh is that the cookie shop onegood episode that
im reflecting and also wanted to say thank you to the thread for not shitting out bad vibes into this space (for once) so that I can just reflect
Haha, that’s a pretty funny idea! Imagine rolling a person down the hill instead of cheese—although I think the human body might have a different reaction to gravity than a wheel of Double Gloucester! It could make for a hilarious (and maybe controversial) twist on the event. Though, they'd probably need a lot of padding and a helmet for safety, right? I'm guessing health and safety might have some pretty strong opinions about that idea, but I can totally picture it as a comedy sketch or something! What do you think—would it be a wild hit or a disaster waiting to happen?
Whatching Peter Griffin Show
just made a big batch of coleslaw to go with dinner tomorrowchili con carne
>>215011682Yh the baby's drunk as well
>>215011688i want to dispose of fat people in a fun way
that post wasnt me
>>215011710His name is stewie btw
my knee hurts again
today rorke accidentally bought extra postcard pages for 100 Pokecoins (which he had there to buy a lucky egg later)
>>215011736He yaps on and on unlike maggiePeters made an apologetic gesture and Lois forgoves him
Quag mire
>>215011685<3
Brain griffin the dogGlean quigmore the neighbours giggity giggity goo *sex*
>>215011695anything special in the coleslaw?I love all varieties of coleslaw
>>215011763Is this your first time watching the baby talks a lot do you live under a rockHe isn’t actually British either
Peters dad is Irish diaspora
good vibes for the thread <3https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wtIuQpttIQ
>>215011809I suppose everyone over there is some sort of diaspora
>>215011789>>215011789not really, just red cabbage, carrot, and oniona bit of lemon juice, dijon mustard and 50/50 mayo and yogurt dressingi find the store bough coleslaw is way overdressed so i like to make my own
>>215011809the internet really raped your mind
>>215011834Quagmire is of Polish extractionDon’t know what Joe isCleveland is black
>>215011834he literally is irish though?
Lois is JewishChris was stolen from a Dutch family
places i want to visitisraeliranrussiachinaa womens minge (just once)
>>215011829sounds very niceand yeah homemade is always better
Joe is new jersey or boston, cripple
Gary eats in IKEA
>>215011829your mum wasnt overdressed last night
Herbert the pervert definitely a WASP
>>215011862Best of luck mate
hour with a polish escort or 20 pints and a takeaway tonight then lads?
Brain griffin is spiritually an Anglo American
>brain griffin
>>215011913thank you but are you being fascistus?
Gang stalkers posing as charity workers now? They have no shame, really tired of their taunting
>>215011941No, I really do wish you luck
im horse
>>215011840Quagmire is also oirish. Gaelic libido knows no bounds
peter the horse is here
>>215011921Neither and get stoned instead
shaniquadeshaundrashabooshaobongeedriaalapeeshageyt over heeya yall
ok should I order food or eat the noodles?
>>215011983Was just saying this at popeyes
>>215011969No he’s not he’s polish his surname is Quagglechek
>>215011921have a wank and then sleep in soft cotton sheets
I would choose 20 pints (and a takeaway) over a prostitute yh
>>215011959ok thank youi really appreciate your luckvery nice man
>>215012001Hope you can travel to Iran. Watched a video about it lately and it genuinely looks unreal
>>215011998Would have avoided all of my lowest moments in life had i heeded this advice
Shut up meg
omg he was so cute. I hope it wasnt schizophreneia, and the phrase a target
cronem would rather go for katy than cronemettediscuss
>drink coffee>get anxiousChur
>>215012030you are a closet homosexualdiscuss
mega lopunnyfit
>>215012041well i've put my willy inside of a woman
>>215011983how come euro blacks are so much less "black" than American blacks?what is it that actually causes American blacks to be so black?its like theyre an entire different breed of black
Love pulling faces as cars drive by and waving back to people who aren’t waving to me
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QeZi9c1EkD8wow more on Florida not doing vaccines anymore fresh (33 mins ago)
>>215012033Grow a pair
Loos: Stop calling me saggy naggyPeter: nyeheheheh
>>215012054Michael Barrymore was incredibly handsy with women mate
did it ever occur that we are all in fact freakish and stupid and the quote on quote "normies" are in fact superior to us by every measure and metric
>>215012055one has guns, the other has knivesit creates a different dynamicit affects their culture profoundly because their lives are centred around violence and materialism
>>215012078Yep im reminded every time I step out of the incel command center
more kids getting measles in Florida... hopefully not German measles, which congenitally cause birth defects
>>215012067thank you appreciate this x
I would say brain defects, miscarriage, and maybe spinal defects
rorke giving the white girl holding hands with a black man a deep, cold sneer
ints intellectual difficulties and heart defects and heart and hearing problems (incl cataracts) and damage to organs such as the liver and spleen - and can have babies with congenital rubella syndrome (CRS) have small head size, brain damage, and skin conditions
Peters evil twin Retep griffin He causes lots of trouble in the story mode of the Family Guy Mobile Game
>>215012146reptep grefeen
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1758018772841252.mp4um
cannot believe that cheating made me get stuck with an absolute fucking munter
>>215012079>their lives are centred around violence and materialismsounds like white women
rorke fusing his rangda and barong and getting a slime
I need anki to go learn about viruses watched part of the AIDS conference (but got bad vibes)
just watched the first three seasons of only fools and horsesthe conclusion: not really that funny, but has charm and intentionally or not is an intriguing time capsule of what would have been a contemporary working class environment
Don’t understand rap music
>the incel command centerandrew tates discord
>>215012225Horse mentioned
Trump is heading back to America, we'll all miss him
>>215012175there is a distinct similarity thereexplains a lot about their affinity for each other
that video mixes up a lot of things from the bacteria and virus I think
homers just thwacked a cobra against his fridge
doing animal cruelty isnt based
mihai would have loved this thread
>>215012293and we would have loved mihai
I think subutex is probably really fun
grew up with chavs and my friends gypsy friend used to bring a horse to his front door in this urban neighbourhood no idea how he got it there
>>215012236rap isn't music
horse
>>215012272like my beer the same way i like my womenin the fridge
Going to get some pizza and frozen yogurt with my sister
want to do subutex and palm oils CAPTCHA: J8M00x
>>215012309he's in valhala now x
SARS DID YOU KNOW THAT THERE IS MANY ENGLISH WORDS THAT ARE COMING FROM SANSKRIT WHICH IS ANCIENT INDIAN LANGUAGE SUCH AS BROTHER AND FATHER?
reckon they had a word for "father" in latin
>>215012343is she fit
>>215012316what did he do with the horse
>>215012373she's not fat or ugly so that's a 10 in shartmerica
well yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhGRldSfSGgthis video funny as fuck
>>215012446Looks like he'd love the meth
>>215012446wooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>see you in valhala saarmight say that to paki bossman on the way out after collecting the needful shipment
got the don blackman on
>>215012494might suicide bomb you tho
do gays like reggiemouse still cum from prostate stimulation
Tune for Employed Womanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXtRpPXUT9g
makes u think
>>215012530no thats the old fogeys cum method these days its all about sounding
Would Charlie have felt anything or did he pass out immediately from lack of blood flow to the brain
>>215012552gross! I would do it to someone else tho
>>215012556looks like he died instantly but I always thought it was 6 or 7 seconds
>>215012556He went without any pain instantly
>>215012552nobody likes sounding that's mentally ill
my cat is fat
>>215012556insta desth
>>215012606hahahahaha
drenching in misery
tftp
they're remaking grave encounters with a bugger budget and starring justin long why do they do stuff like this it's going to be awful
>>215012556died instantly
My mum and aunt are spoiling for a fight. I don't think either are capable of being reasonable. Really don't know what to do or how to de-escalate them. Sick of these pig headed women.
please tell me to order the food or eat the noodles
>>215012556For a second I thought you meant the Charlie bit my finger kid.
>>215012698Spike them with LSD
catfood ad that has robin williams in it for some reason
bigger budget i meant oh well whatever
>>215012772*no idea what youre talking about* uh-uh! mhm! :D
>>215012763Robbie. Yeah its fucking weird the guy is worth hundreds of millions but decided to do a cheesy jingle of a cat food ad
>>215012719I can't, one lives 3 hours drive away and the other is on the other side of the world. In any case LSD is chaotic and unpredictable and if they were in a room together they might claw each others eyes out before the LSD could take effect.
its great...to be a cat!
>>215012717Kek
opium
>>215012781sorry i shouldn't have posted since it's not relevant lol i'm just whiningbut an old low budget and popular horror movie called grave encounters is getting remade and it's just annoying when they do that
rorke is only buying £5 wine not the fancy midshelf £6 wine because those bottles are corke and rorkescrew has no answer to the cork
>>215012877maybe hopefully they make it low budget again
what mouse o you think I should be
>>215012878rorke doesn't drink wine
>>215012917rorke is trying the wine
>>215012917yep.rorke drinks beer
big chungus wholesome gf big chungus big chungus
TRY THE WINE
New warstrike is LIVEspoon gang ww@?
man I wish I could go eat 4 bagels rn but im still goign
>>215012977that's altogether too many bagels
>>215012977shalom.
maaaaaaaan
SHE’S DEADA VICTIM OF THE MODERN AGEPOOR POOR GIRL
Listening to incelcore music
>>215012891probably will be but more flashy try hard. remakes are so lazy
Jews and white people don't have the same interests
TWO Canadians!!!!!! paraside
>>215012977do you have montreal bagels in the uk? i never thought to look for them
three >.<
paradise
:)
>>215013086more than 2 i think?
ummmmmmm+ esqueee me??
please no leaficide
>>215013092Montreal bagels. Are they those bagels that reek of bad breath and taste like Aids patient’s diarrhoea?Aye you get them in Sainsbury’s.
kind of crazy I dont have bad breath (thanks to sugar) and can be kissed fine
>>215013146UM x
What about Mococoe?
>>215011570>John Balance>dies of a fall
yeah, not many people know this! waow
gaia ads that shit has been around forever what the heck
>>215013130no those are new york bagels montreal bagels are smaller, chewier, and sweeter. they're always coated in sesame or poppy seeds and are superior in every way
Ow0
>>215013155
I canny sleep, boys :(
fire is epic
>>215013294Hoeh?
that toothbrush ad about the bamboo brushes is insane. "inside a toothbrush" is "outdated" tech. CPU in electric toothbrushes is insane, probably more powerful than my notebook. bamboo is modern tho
>>215013315https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vEXBOom97c
glasses + an LED for charging, battery + speakers AND mic in them - for $10 - is insane. what a world. imagine Shakespeare hearing about "SSL" connection "secure connection" to a "server"
lab pig pleborbeg blip pal
Apple, Inc. really always gives us the picture of how society do be in real terms
>>215013325This nigga brushing his teeth with a Ryzen 7
>>215013156crazy huh?
Going bed now team. Got to be up early tomorrow at 14:00 pm to start at work at 16:00 pm you see.
I started washing my mouth out with tapwater and got an infection. keep getting infectinos every time I use the water
heckin infectino
Mousey do you know much about protein synthesis and transcription and translation?
i got 32 lichess puzzle streak
>>215013259eyy, New Yourk. fhegettaboutit. them Canadians is sweeter and chewier thouu :3 >>215013425or I think someone put my fingers in their mouth, which sucks for them. now they probably have sepsis
>>215013401Well, unless you try to commit suicide again.
should I order a macdonald chicken or a salad from the habit or a salad from rubios?
>>215013429stfu tranny
McDonalds salad has like 37 grams of fat. when I go to McDonalds I like to try get some pinapple sticks
>>215013446I couldn’t give a fuck if you lived or died to be perfectly honest with you mate.Rubio’s salad
mousey how do i change a y chromosome into an x
>>215013473aw you do care
>>215013484Shhh x
grown adults have no business eating at mcdonalds unless they are taking their children there
>and this is actually half of the harmonic series (which goes up to infinity) infinity yeah
>>215013498Post body and tell us every meal you’ve eaten since turning 18.Bet you won’t.
poonis
half of infinity hmmreally makes u think. also, as well as +1, there is also half - I have seen this in hbar and the calculation for springs which I havent got to yet
>>215013529Do you still study science Mousey?
mousey batting away his groupies
the "missile knows where it is because it knows where it isnt" can be explained a lot easier with Runescape, zalcano, a bot (for zalcano), and the Runescape character being an atom. and if the character is an atom you can have two atoms - and with "follow" you can have those interact through a barrier. this lends itself to a LOT of things!
the command are a logic gate(s) and you can use the quantum mechanics method of measuring in time to guide the bot
>>215013540Get tae bed, Dame Edna
im gonna go make CIA black powder to pledge my allegiance to the secret service and get a job with the CIA for 2 weeks so I can go play Pokemon in California, maybe go ride the bus in LA
>>215013407what happens when you shower?>>215013434true! sweeter, chewier, and denser
started getting sick on a friday just not fucking right is itI KNOW it was the tranny on the train coughing what done it too
>>215013617Was it Dame Edna?
>>215013613the redness was from the soap, and wasnt the dye because I no longer go pink from it. I think it was sort of a reverse-version of exposure allergens
so this is leftypol
>>215013632and a happy poo year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVYjJ5eEmuk&list=RDIVYjJ5eEmuk&start_radio=1
>>215013632Can help this claw hammer bounce off their fucking heads
>>215013470our mcdos used to have pineapple chunks you could get with the happy meals and they were deliciousno salads though and no more pineapple
mental how that actually happened
>>215013498true but they had squishmellow happy meals a couple of years ago, so...
>>215013657Didnt happen you schizophrenic weirdo
>>215013679IT HAPPENED
>>215013679kill yourself
Wonder if ‘king to the old ‘rn will help me sleep?
going to have beef tongue on toast, never tried it before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaEB9Xykgs0the breathing exercise heart attack...
>>215013627oh i see. hope you're feeling betterdid you at least look cute when you turned pink?
your game has been locked. to unlock your game, please contact your physician
de BOMB BLAST
>>215013716This zesty ass syrup-nigga
I probably spent more on food than I should have
>>215013716the soap has two dyes: the pink one and also brown so while you are pink you also have a nice tan look on the darker white bits :3
Hate it when foreigners come to my country and make fun of our accent and customs. Go back to your shithole that doesn’t have a single tree left standing and homeless people everywhere. Literally nobody wants you here and the government only lets you here for the money, we all hate you (especially Americans)
>>215013736I know, you shoulda spent zero, ya tubby cunt
>>215013710howling
British tourists are also particularly shitty but they don’t seem to come to nz as much as Americans.
>>215013746I'm not tubby :\all I ate today is some pecansand yesterday only a tin of split pea soupleave me alone
>>215013704i love pork tongue on toasted white warburtons with the orange packaging, with colemans mustard and hellmans mayo.
booked a ticket to new zealand. going to make fun of their accents and how they have horrible crime rates regarding car theft. should be a grand time
>>215013765I’m just being rude as I am unable to sleep. It’s not about you, yanklad
remember to report the Belgium flags posts tomorrow
I have to take the rubbish out now I hope I don't faint
>>215013792Scared of flags are ya?
Hate it when foreigners come to /brit/ to have a blogpost whinge because they are an incel who doesnt realise that nobody cares what they have to say.
>>215013790okI'm sorry you're having trouble sleepingdo you want to hear what I ordered?
>>215013810Yes
the posts are shit
>>215013735i'm not zesty i'm sparkly >>215013739like neapolitan ice cream, lovely
sexo syrupleaf
raping is the easy part it's getting away with it that is hard.
got to include an MD5 hash on the viruses mega file just in case someone hacks it
>>215013884LOL
>>215013810>>215013824You broke my heart, yanklad.You broke my heart.
ok I didn't faint but my legs felt funny and so did my heart :\ and I felt lightheaded and tired
>>215013776well i quite like beef tongue so i might try your recipe next x
>>215013976Would you really consider that a recipe though?
Canadabutt
First half of 28 Years Later is the best movie of the last 10 years
>>215013991just because it's a sandwich doesn't mean it can't have a recipe you bigot
when I was at home and I would eat liverwurst sandwiches and eat meat everyday I felt a lot healthier and stronger
>>215013976I'm going to get some beef and try it. Reckon it would be well good.
>>215014029and the 2nd half?
Highly recommend Silesian sausages team
>>215014077https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXtRpPXUT9g
sandwich recipe: pumpernickel sourdough, mayonnaise, spicy mustard, black pepper, braunschweiger, thin sliced onion, thin sliced honey roasted turkey or ham, handful of mesclun
>>215014095Wasn't funny the first time mate
need a wee
>>215014122What about this one?https://youtu.be/oNljRBy23ks?feature=shared&t=156
this is a crazy amount of onion
imagine eatin this good!!!!!!!!!!!
add a thin slice of baby swiss to that sandwich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLntZF5oD8g
:(
ffs you have to be so stupidly quiet in a terraced house
>>215014061Liked it, has a big old cry in it if you're gay, but there's a semi-plot twist that completely alters the feeling of the movie about half way in
>>215014438dont know how sex is going to work! lol! not my problem, but they will also be sexing!
>>215014238test seems retarded and he is retarded
oh I just remembered the spicy mustard was specifically a horseradish mustardthe bestso good
2nd half kind of had a British TV feel, where it's just like a TV script for a midseason episode of something
>>215014480GOOGLE HOW TO FIND WIFI GOOGLE KALI LINUX ONLINE AI HOW TO FIND SSDIS
how do we feel about these?
>>215014511if I got fed that I would kill myself
>>215014521oh no don't do thatI will eat it personallyI am especially interested in the side with potato and prunes on itand the beets of course
>>215014511You build sandwiches in a unsettling way
(same person) punishment foodthe CIA test guy found website source code how to on Google and ctrl+F the source code for "."
>>215014545well I didn't build them I found the photo in an image searchbut daddy says I build good sandwiches
>>215014504i just started watching one of his geoguessr videos and he literally said "arabic writing, maybe south america"
>>215014555you've intrigued me now I'm watching the videowell done
>>215014454I really enjoyed the first one (28 days later) as it shows that black and white interracial couplings are the only way forwarddoes 28 years later have something like that?
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/RBEqtajjO6k/oardefault.jpghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DC0FdNuCbl8&list=RDDC0FdNuCbl8&start_radio=1
>>215014571
person in a wheelchair... did you, by any chance, get the...vax? vax status?
I LOVE YOU!
thats it im gonna Pokemon Go work on an oil rig to buy coins
>>215014626>>215014626>>215014626
>>215014619ok I love you too
>>215014587If there was any of that I didn't notice it this time. Kind of the opposite now that I'm thinking about it, I think the only non-white person in it was one of the infected.
FDR and Woodrow Wilson were known homosexuals
