early koturday thread
lurking for cat pics
>>215014792welcomepost some of yours too
me at the store
>>215014859
BismillahirrohmannirrohiiiimYa Allah tuhanku yang maha pengasih maha penyayangBERIKANLAH AKU MEMEK YA ALLAH SANGE BANGET AKU MAU NGENTOT MAU NGENTOT MAU NGENTOT YA ALLAH MAU MEMEK BUAT NGENTOT CROT CROT DI DALEM GA PAKE KONDOM YA ALLAAAH MAU MEMEK MAU MEMEK MAU MEMEK MAU MEMEK AMIIIN AMIIIN YA RABBAL ALAMIN
>>215014905friday prayer oredi?
>>215014859>>215014839>>215014859>>215014882
>>215014972>>215014976
kot?
>>215015004ye
never had a kot thread in a while
Do young people in ASEAN still like White people or am I going to have to move somewhere else when my country finishes changing into India?
random text this morning:>Hello sir, this is Kayrai thought that was an indian name, but it's actually turkish. probably still an indian, judging by the area code
>>215015158>>215015162sounds like some black chicks name o algodid she have the thick accent?
>>215014976>>215015171it was a textprobably some indian tech recruiter
>>215015173I knew it, I'm going to have to move to somewhere the Kpop wave hasn't hit yet
SEA pop culture trend always changes every 5-10 years, it was telenovela in late 90s, taiwanese movies in early 2000s, japanese manga/animu late 2000s/early 2010s, then korean late 2010s/early 2020s.I bet we're overdue for another change in SEA taste in pop culture. Maybe Nollywood next
>>215015189>probably some indian tech recruiteror phone scam.
>>215015269bro just texted back, asked if this was [not my first name, not my last name]'s number>scamidk how people lose money from this, genuinely
good morning asean
>>215015189>>215015269>>215015308she is zainichi punjab saar
>>215015322Good morning sir
>>215015322poetic kek gm bhai
>>215015332i'm bored, how should i respond?>is google down o algo?
>>215015452waste their time and entertain them for a bit then switch up and ask about amazon gift cards before blocking the number
Movie ideaPeople after 20 on third world countries are legible to participate in a game where they will be able to live on another country they prefer if they win.If that person loses/dies, their entire neighborhood gets bombed.
>>215015553so squid game but thirdy version.
>>215015506might text in the morn, almost midnight now
>>215015553dont give blackrock and netflix any ideas
>>215015628its 9am in mumbai thougheveryou were probably his first mark of the day
What is /asean/ having for lunch?I brought to work some leftover carbonara from last night
>>215015638Netflix and blackrock doesn't have to do that. They just ship third world to you
>>215015711okay, but i'm tired
god he really is desperate >>215015763
>>215015823kitboga must really be a different breed if he can go on hours just to fuck with them
Flipchinks( aka the Jews of Asia) are turning our taxes that they stole into fake made in China Hermes bagsand people wonder why everything is shit hereyou cant make this up
>>215015891It's bearable for him because he gets money from doing it
>>215015711>twitter pornbot of leaked snap insta teen>named “bokep jav“>posted text in Arabic>retweet about our Malacca strait being important in india tradeWhy indian(bot) like this man? >>215015914Russia>
>the tale of two /asean/
are you guys still praying o algo?
>>215016093he wanted a bunkerthread for himself
We are about to sacrifice fucking cows nowthis is some Red Heifer ritual purity shit
>>215015797afritada x rice
there are boomers who try to sexually assault grieving women at the graveyard in my country
Caring about japan is good actually The moment you stop giving a shit about japan, the zionist and indians smiles in glee
Squid game but every time pinoys lose a game they have to watch their sister get bred by a white man
ok
Fried chicken
Gog and magog will be indians and ChineseScreencap this
>>215016317>to seek divine intervention for cleansing of the countrybased susu divine cow
Boomers keep saying "i'm beautiful" just to "go marry someone, you're already 29 years old and next year you will be 30 years old"
Jumaat
watchu talmbout fujo?
>>215016778just marry that boomer to shut his mouth.
>>215016317Saars won't like this
>>215016857he needs permission from his first wife thoughalgo
>>215016317I see. The retardation is purely genetics then.
also fujo and laokot are the same age?
>>215015553>>If that person loses/dies, their entire neighborhood gets bombed.Knowing how self-hating thirdies are, we will see a lot of suicide.
>>215016857Nein nein nein. I have to fulfill my inner child first albeit
youre 29 already thoughbeit
>>215016511>caring about some place that will soon be conquered(culturally) by jeetsGuess i'll just enjoy things for now and will keep looking on the past once we reach that point(jeet dominance).
laokot is 24
But i'm feeling 20 years old thoughalbeitever
proof?
>multinationals evil companies like Shell and BP got shafted>this is bad thingWhy are indogs like this?
Proof? My gen Z coworkers say i look like 25 years old though. Feel good to be 1996, look younger than young generations
that hurts you are economy o algo?
my internet shut off just now
>>215017000Hence why you shouldn't stop giving a shit about japan dickhead
^tsmt
>>215017173Ideology > economyWorld Revolution now!captcha: RPG8K
>>215017240I'm not a resident(if the flag is not obvious to you) so i don't anything of a say on what nips(or their politicians and WEF) wanted to do with their country.
Great khutbah today Fujogem btfo
what sweet fruity scented body care products or fabric deodorizer do flips use? i often smell that inexplicable good scent from them and want to know what it is
you sound like a commiepedotroon
>>215017317bambini? bench daily scent? downy?
>>215017157Monopoly hurts customers the most Especially state owned monopoly run by corrupt government
>>215017366i think it wasn't a refreshing and light fruity scentbut rather a medium-bodied and silky fruity scent,but thank you i tryna them
>>215017378Pasal 33 ayat 3 UUD 1945. Welcome to Pancasila Economics.
is it possible to get a good paying job without a college degree?
Makan siang gratis
what food doe?
>>215016778Yuk joTapi login ya
>bi-monthly friday beer night with frens is cancelled>now I have nothing to do or nothing to look forward to after workSuddenly I dont even have the energy to do the rest of my work until 5pm because no rewarding system dopamine trigger left in my brain anymoreHappens iyc
>>215017579just drink alone o algo
>>215017579that's a boy chat
>>215017579that is in fact scaramouche
haram kuffar
>>215017599Fuck no, its horrifying. I think I'll just smoke and play some vidya and doze off at 9
>>215017653you don't drink beer when you watch movie/tv at home?
Black Mirror any good?
depends on the episode
>>215017688I tried it once with gin and I dont like it, not the gin i mean, but the atmosphere and silence, it makes me uneasy
>>215017499login apa nih? login main dragon nest?
>>215017721you'll get used to it, eventually I rarely drank by myself before I was married because it wasn't any fun. but now I do it more frequently.
>>215017806Pasti makin cantik deh pake hijab pashmina
>>215017801>Rate my traditional Japanese house warming party starter pack pape.it's bad
>everything bread>turkey>american cheese>oil and vinegar>toastedrate my sandwich
>>215018021>>oil and vinegardoesn't sound like it goes well with a turkey sandwich.
>>215018057for the sourness, i need the vinegar. the oil was superfluous because it was already oily when the cheese was melted. i think most people would have used mayo instead, but i find it ickyit was basically a grilled cheese with turkey, so i'm not sure i should add any veggies. but maybe i'll caramalized onions or bacon tomorrow
Im sick and tired of hanging out with losers and passive aggressive bitchmade who still rely on their parents for living costsThese faggots are hallway monitors too on discord and what not. They dont conversate, they're not even mods.
not everyone is built for minimum wage jobs
>>215018204Why are you even here then
>>215017801Wtf nigga
Zionism is basedWe should have done thr same in Mindanao
Siesta tiem
how can i stop my habit of gritting my teeth
get a mouthguard?
>>215018359reduce stress
>>215014759I love asian girls as i do love kittens, but i love mexican young girls too, have i a problem?
just bee urself
Ok so I made a facebook and messaged 3 pinay girls in a local FB group but they all had 1k friends and I got no reply.What next for my quest in getting a pinay GF?
tough luck
the fuck is this shit??
>>215017817Aku tetap cantik pakai style apa aja kok
>>215018764what kind>>215018804not possible
>>215019519
>>215020120
>>215016317How else do you explain the success of burgerland? With enough cow sacrifices our GDP will surely skyrocket.
The Philippines is closer to an uncivilized pagan shithole than medieval Europe
ih najis aku
Najisnyoooo
tgif
freaky ahh
>>215019175>What next for my quest in getting a pinay GF?switch to indonesia IMO, but if you are hellbent on a pinay go live in like la union for 3 months and visit the san fernando food market daily. can probably bag a virgin.worked for me in just a few visits to that market.
Going to see hanabi tomorrow....
>>215017435It is! Dont give up and dont be lazy
>>215020903Wtf are you talking about bro the garbage mountains in manila totally resemble Europe.
>>215019175For starters, look for a Pinay in the Philippines. Pinays outside this cunt are no different than your rabid feminazis
Spam and eggs for dinner
>>215016778Malming ngedate lah Jo jangan bobo ae
>>215022931Add that on top of porridge and a touch of soy sauce.
>>215023041I already finished and ate it with rice
>>215023041That's totally mouthwatering
niggas really be havin breakfast for dinner
I want a white wife so bad bros... its over for me
rice and chicken soup for dinner
i already forgot what i had for dinner
Anybody owns a bike here? What’s your current bike, what’s the dream bike?
i ride the town bicycle iykwim
>>215024005i have a 150cc gixxer
>>215024005>Anybody owns a bike here? What’s your current bike, what’s the dream bike?>>215024717>i have a 150cc gixxerKTM 790 adventure stored in Manila
>>215024005>Vario 125cc 2017>Alva Cervo
The crypto bullrun is starting again for the next 6 months.What coin do /asean/ gamble on?
>>215024005pcxDon't have one desu
>>215025264>What coin do /asean/ gamble on?$300k each of LINK and AVAX.paired with 50 ETH and half a bitcoin for good measurewagmi
>>215024005How expensive is it to own a motorbike in the commie country of Singa?
>>215025488One of the cheaper options desu. 4-5 digits
qwhat should i eat ?
>>215025264I have $100k in sub 100mil mc shitcoins, stored in web browser wallet.And BTC ofc>>215025377>LINK, AVAXpicrel
boat noddles thaianon
Going out for a few drinksWhat is /asean/'s plan this Friday evening?
>>215026569drinking sake alone in my room
>What is /asean/'s plan this Friday evening?finishing eroge i've been playing since last week
lolige?
>>215026754Niche or one of the more famous eroge?
bago>>215025173>>215025173>>215025173
>>215024005vario 150cc 2019my dream bike would be a yamaha xsr 155 but my friend with a similar build as mine (thin 165cm fag) looks goofy riding it because of how small he is compared to the bike kek
My dream is to earn more than $180 per month in the Philippines
>>215023995Fuck you
>>215027489Grim as fuck
>>215023995>>215024484>>215023759Junglebee schizo
I remember I had a nightmare from a post here. Something about being reincarnated in the Philippines in a shitty neighborhood to a 13 year old mother who does tiktok for income, something about that really depresses me and I can't imagine jow people there have the will to continue living.
i did not say YIKERZ doe?
>>215026855haitenai rpg
go back to your own thread and talk to yourself there
>>215027713>I can't imagine jow people there have the will to continue living.
>>215027774thank indoanon
stop gooning chud
Gooning is good for you
https://www.health.harvard.edu/mens-health/ejaculation_frequency_and_prostate_cancer
>>215022973malming mah mending nongki bareng bestie
bago>>215028083>>215028083>>215028083
watchu doin tonite fujo?
i'm trading 4chan for Line Webtoon
shitposting
>>215014905MAU NGENTOT YAOLOH
Social skills will all rot until you're alone and unemployed
youre still socializing with other people here doe
Is shitposting without caring about consequences considered socializing?
>>215028774https://youtu.be/TES1F9ZpFqk?feature=shared18yo faceWhat with western giants
I see plenty of retards in service jobs. You have to be inhaling copium to believe social skills matter or they're competent in the first place.
i mean if you ignore the trolls and schizo and actually have a conversation then yeah i suppose
well?>>215027986>>215027986>>215027986
just go outside if you wanna socialize, chud
where doe?
>>215028956Makes me depressed thinking about it, most pinoys I meet here are well educated but dissuade me to visit your country or at least the capital.
also dont some of you niggas play online multiplayer games o algo?surely you try and talk to your teammates instead of muting them right?
Only through chats
>>215029171>most pinoys I meet here are well educated but dissuade me to visit your country or at least the capitalThe only places worth visiting in the country are places with the least amount of pinoys.
Any Indogs living in Aceh?
i mean youre still talking to them
https://x.com/asukagrypr/status/1969037082380193797INDONESIA MENTIONED
Gooning Friday with the latest vmx
whomst?
happy comfy friday night friends
anyone try this?
>>215029171>Makes me depressed thinking about it, most pinoys I meet here are well educated but dissuade me to visit your country or at least the capital.can pinoys act human in large numbers?I'm on VPN from jakarta. never been to sg, but I've lived in manila. my close friend circle was tight even if a bit limited on the high end intellectually, but the avg was an absolute retard animal.
ive only tried samyang
What's your favorite samyang?
the pink and green one
ahh the black bean one tastes good.
>>215030021Any human populations in large numbers always act like dumb animals, except for us which act like insects.>Indogs>poojeets>Flipswhy keep using my flag?
yeahits also very mild compared to the others
24 of living and i haven't seen chinese fatigue or russian fatigue or french fatigue or brazillian fatiguenowadays i believe in jew fatigue and indian fatigue
>>215030260btw when you mention pink, you are referring to the carbonara one or the rose one?
>>215030004I tried it 4 years ago when it was officially imported to 7-Eleven here10 seconds after putting the noodles in my mouth I felt a tremendous spiciness and a pain that felt like tear gas had hit my faceI didn't want my intestines to cramp so I kept drinking milk
carbo
>>215030489>it was officially imported to 7-Eleven herewait, they aren't korean noodles?
>>215030091My fav Samyang product is this onea re-release of the OG flavor from the 1980s, The broth is very rich and thickThere are a lot of really good niche ones here, it's a shame that only famous ones are exported overseas
how spicy is that?
>>215030632They only sell the spicy chicken version here.I want to try some of Samyang products too desu.
also just wanna say i prefer korean spam over the amerikkkan oneits just too salty for me desu
>>215030573I remember it coming from Malaysia or IndonesiaThe texture of the noodles and the material of the cup were different from the Korean onesIt's not rich in flavor, but thought it was pretty good as a fun snack because they paid careful attention to the spiciness and the portion size is kinda small
>>215030744How salty? Like straight up drinking soy sauce-tier or eating salt?
>>215030745>they paid careful attention to the spicinessHow hot is it compare to Buldak?I can eat the 2x Buldak with some breaks, but I don't want it to be too overwhelming.
youve never tried spam o algo?i mean its still quite tolerable but tasting korean spam made me realize how superior it was to the original
>>215030676If there's anything you'd like to try I can send it to you!I think they produce and export their own Buldak to each country according to the preferences of the exporting country, I heard that Buldak Tom Yum flavor is available in Southeast Asia countries although it is not available here
pagi
>>215030744Those of us who hate a lot of sodium eat our own copycat called RichamI heard the American original ones are too salty
i think it was lotte doei also like korean imports here cuz theyre waaaaay more affordable than american ones
>>215030896Rarely ever eat canned food desu.Only ate tomato sardines.Gonna check the korean one out then>>215030948Korean foods and marts slowly gain traction here, so I think maybe in a few years there will be other flavors. I think right now they are just tasting the water with spicy chicken buldak.
Don't be a laokot hater
>>215030968>>215031039
>>215031104tsmt
>>215030824I think the spicy sensation works differently with Buldak Buldak is spicy at first bite and doesn't last long, but with that ghost ramen, you feel the incredibly spicy sensation later onI can eat 3x Buldak without any problems but eating that ramen requires preparation like preparing milk and dairy ice cream
How to get a girl to smile at you like this?no blackmail
>>215031195Bring her her favorite snackOr an iPhone 17 Air
>>215031195be for real
>>215031194Thank for the tip, anon.Gonna need to conquer the 3x first then before trying it.
@aseaner
>>215031222>an iPhone 17 Air>10 months of salary How do a poorfag cope with this?
>>215030968
they have spam lite now which is objectively better thobeit
>>215031375By spending all their money on old non Liquid glAss iPhoneseen lots of middle school girls with an iPhone with the old notch that can't afford their data package and always ask me for my wifi password Damn brats, I tell you
>>215031371>>215031380
>>215031540>old non Liquid glAss iPhonewhat?
kys nonce
ITS KOTURDAY
>>215031675You know old iphone that's not upgradable iOS 26
>>215031772gotcha
Im going to dress like Don quixote / yi sang on my first day to work
>>215031650It's no sleep weekend
>>215031929Youre brown though
>>215031961okay
lovelies
>>>/gif/29481960TIL that's how girls wear bra
I stole about $150 of scrap metal including aluminium, brass, copper wire, steel, etc this monthshit literally just laying around in abandoned half rotting house
blue board chud
What happens if I name my daughter Artemis Faustina Katyusha
kinda want to send schizo posts to the sirs who text me so i can get blacklisted
>>215032237>stoleliberated*
>>215032237Pasti meduro
>>215032235Thats not how to wear it easily >Wrap the bra around midriff with the hook upfront for easier hooking >Turn the bra 180 degrees>Now the arm can easily pull through the tali kutang while pulling up the cup to boobies height
>>215032461you will never reproduce
Cmon guys bump it up to a new bago atleast
>>215032462what did you reply?
>>>215016317I now denounce Yehovah. Selah. > I now cannibalize Yehovah. Amen.
weirdo
Proof?
>>215032511jawir bos>>215032504the best thing is they wont miss it or not too bothered to report it to the police
nonce freak
>>215032867i just texted to confirm my number is some random nigga's, haven't schizo posted yet
its evening in mumbai so they all probably clocked out o algo
bald puffy innie is the best
how would u know incel chud?
>>215032960cutie rat
my ex gf has tht
>baldgrow up
pics or didnt happen
>>215033249The thing I would do to her thighs
thats not you are gf
literally me
>>215033326
cmon
new/baru/bago>>215033428>>215033428>>215033428
>300>>215033428>>215033428>>215033428
>>215014759Ahahahahahahah, AHAHAHAH
