Made by brits for brits to discuss british culture
brit rhymes with tit
On with the bad news lad.
>>215018989is this a threat against jd vance?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2l3M1Ia8CCE
cuckoldsporn.com has fallenthe online safety act has gone too far
Settle down spaki
I'm sure that eritrean fella will just stay in france now
>>215019022Anyone into cuckold porn should be shot anyway.
that gay porn webm last thread was really hot ngl
gay porn burger for breakfast
>>215018989Looks like Danny ratemytakeaway
Winnersh fuck the prom queen
I accidentally swallow pork or lamb bones, and then I shit blood and am constipated for a few weeks, and then shit out the bone. I've done it twice now.
>>215019054NZ moment
>>215019054Yeah?
>>215019054And yet you think yourself capable of understanding complex political and social issues.
>>215019054New Bingham special
>>215019000>>215019007>>215019012>>215019013Ah yes, British culture.
make up your mind mate
>>215019078fuck up polelad is british at least
>>215018989Why so many non Brits in /brit/?
>>215019093I don't care.
>>215019092GET ON WITH IT RORKE!
>>215019092leftypol hates this. he's always wanted the whole thing swept under the rug
>>215018989How'd ya get that pic of me Wilkins?
Might go for some ficki ficki at 3pm
I simply must rise from my bed and prepare for toilmode
>predators value honour of their opponents the most>NOOO ARNOLD YOU CANT WIN LIKE THAT TIME TO NUKE THIS JUNGLE
>>215019147they also do sneak ambush attacks while invisible. doesn't seem that honourable
>>215019147>>215019160Got nothing better to talk about on a Friday you odious cretins?
>>215019147https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVb9-lMsMhk
>>215019160*shoots you with a plasma caster while invisible and you had no way of knowing i even existed*my prey...you gave me a battle most true and arduous
>>215019177shut up incel
LONG DAY X
my mind showed me my dream girl in my dreams last nightturns out its a chubby blonde girl that's taller than me
>>215019192gay are we
>>215019198>chubby blonde girl that's taller than mehi
>>215019177the mere fact that you chose to respond to me in this manner proves that you are at best, a more incellous, deplorable, freakish runt than even the lowest form of my cohorts.
>>215019124hey, have you ever sucked cock before?>>215019145hey, have you ever given head?>>215019147ever given head before?>>215019192ever sucked a dick before?>>215019198have you ever sucked a cock?
yanks be like "nitch"
>>215019210hey dream girl i will meet u one day x
>>215019210post arse
>>215019240arse
women will worship their sons while being misogynistic towards their daughters, but sure it's men who are the biggest danger towards women
>>215019226I'll answer on behalf of them - yes
>governmental pressure group>haven't held the current government to account at all>seem more interested in Elon Musk and Donald TrumpStrange
>>215019247-.-
you dont like soup you just like bread
>>215019226yeah when i would eat out my ex she would try to push me away with her legs and it looked like a horror film as i shoved my face into her fanny flailing my tongue while she struggled
legit though how hot would it be to fuck a girl whose much bigger than you wit huge titsgoated fantasy
>Spectacular autumn leaves expected after warm UK summercorrr
doing a poo
you lads watch sumo
>>215019331call that a Great Fall
>>215019358take a wild guess
>>215019365
scream pooing
>>215019303literally is a horror fillum where this is a scenehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Re-Animator
>>215018989Anglican choir boys...
amine
Going clay pigeon shooting tomorrowAnyone done it before? Fun?
>>215019423Imagine the smell.
>>215019434idk never done it
can't believe cuckoldsporn has gone woke
>>215019444Bit redundant to reply then wasn't it
>>215019465you asked if anyone had done it and if it was fun. i answered both your questions
>>215019434Yeah it's fab
>>215019434yeah shooting guns is generally quite fun and exhilaratingconsider bringing a hip flask with some quality scotch in it
>>215019434take a wild guess
>>215019440Imagine their angelic voices echoing every morning before wagecucking
take a wild shit
got my peanut butter this morning thank you to employed woman for telling me where it was
leaving for toil now ciao x
>>215019434off to Bisley then?
they're turning the fucking pigeon clay
free my nigga sheldon
>>215019434dont do anything i wouldnt do
New, even crasser Men's Mental Health Andy's Man Club just dropped
cooo 'ello
pennypennypennypenny
wish i could go proper hunting and kill some animals
free the mandem from mental health issues
>>215019517We will be there
Hairy Scrotum and the Philosopher’s Ballsack
got the frasier on, a cuppa, a bighams in the oven. starting the day right.
my life revolves around wanking and eating kfc
"Mews" is one of those words one sees semi-regularly but no one knows what it means
>>215019640Alright champ sure
>>215019434no but i love going to gun ranges so i can imagine it would be really fun
whys it so dead in here is the football on
hong kong niggas really be named shit like ng
>>215019647Noise a cat makes innit?
>>215019647very true except i just looked it up
>>215019517Screaming
Eating some Viennese fingers
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2110541/asylum-seeker-s-passionate-message-keir-starmer-after-winning-right-stay-uk>Asylum seeker thanks Starmer 'from the bottom of my heart' after winning right to remain>Khadar Mohamed, 24Come on...
The meek shall inherit the earth
>>215019640https://youtu.be/zLJHGoN8yC0?t=34
Jeremy Corbyn's new party managed to last less than 2 (two) months before its 2 (two) members had a fight and effectively destroyed it
>The UK military is focused on defending the nation rather than stopping asylum seekers from crossing the Channel, a cabinet minister has said.Hmm...
>>215019722When I'm PM, people like this will be black-bagged in the dead of night and removed from our shores
Best before dates on milk were always such a con. Currently drinking milk that’s supposed to be 5 days past date and it’s fine.
bit hungover lads"working" from home today
For fuck sake, stained my brand new roasting dish with turmeric because I forgot to wash it immediately last night
zamnnnnn
>>215019647pokemon innit
>>215019775karl schwab has your balls in a vice
>>215019811That why you let the chefs do it for you
hooting
>>215019811https://youtube.com/watch?v=yKNxeF4KMsY
Morning all, lovely day for it
Not to be an incel chud, but does the UK genuinely have no vetting process for migrants? Like if you find out they are criminals, do you send them back? Can you even do that? I always thoughts that chuds were exaggerating the asylum process in the UK but it seems like they really just immediately give them accommodation.
>>215019876sybau
What happens here?Hows life in scotland?Is it expensive as fuck like england?Do they get paid well?Do they have a lot of immigrants too?Are they turbo depressed because they don't have sun?
>>215019876the jews want us to become a minority so we're not allowed to close our borders to anyone
>>215019876Can't send 'em back lad, inhumane. They'd suffer human rights abuses in their countries of origin. Best to get them sorted with a house, full PIP, a new mobility car and a bus pass.
>>215019876tbf the egyptians were handing out terrorism convictions like parking tickets back in the 2010s
>>215019811Lmaoooo this wouldn't have happened if you'd just chucked a Bigham's in
if they are non-flushable wipes then why did they just flush down my toilet, explain that
just eating 2nd breakfast
>>215019901>What happens here?Poverty>Hows life in scotland?See above>Is it expensive as fuck like england?No, but relatively yes>Do they get paid well?No>Do they have a lot of immigrants too?Yes but not as much>Are they turbo depressed because they don't have sun?Yes
lads i just put middle up up at my manager but it was just off-screen so he couldn't see. take that you prick
got a 1000 word 4chan janny application due today and not even started yet
Rorkypops and the Umchickens x
>>215019932Right, but like who would complain or stop them from being sent back? Can't the PM just do it? Or pass a law to make it legal?
>>215019979Did that to my mum this morning
>>215019901It's mostly windswept rock and boggy marshland. 99% of the population lives in a crescent running across the central belt and up the east coast. Edinburgh is nice, like a harry potter hogwarts world filled with English people and Chinese people. Glasgow is a dump.
>>215019987this post is a far right dogwhistle
Can't we just ignore the 1951 Refugee Convention?
>>215019937Yeah, tbf he's probably a sound lad.
>>215020013How about we ignore you?
>>215019982Are you actually gonna do it
>>215019987
my favourite irl biomes gotta be the rocky desert and the swamplands and moors
>lads i just put middle up up at my manager but it was just off-screen so he couldn't see. take that you prick
>>215019811Bigham dodgers lose again
>>215019901A lot of depressed alcoholics. l consider myself spiritually Scottish
just eaten SIX Viennese fingers what is wrong with me
>>215019876Successive governments for debates though most acutely from Blair onwards put forward a series of laws that make deporting anyone extremely difficult. For whatever reason the UK signed a law saying asylum seekers are not allowed to be destitute, so while France let's them sleep in tents or be completely homeless, we put them up in hotels. While every other country in Europe takes a lax attitude to the ECHR and uses it more as a guide, the UK follows it to the letter and makes bizzare interpretations of it to keep people here.Come here and dealt drugs and get caught? Simply claim modern slaveryOverstay your visa? Claim asylum Want to actually check someone's age? That's invasive and dehumanising leading to situations like >>215019722It's a complete and utter farce, it cannot be overstated how broken and abused our asylum system is
Is Nieve popular here?
leftyrorke trying his best to ignore the fact that Corbyn's party is the paki party
>>215019901its great la you should go some day
poo
Sir Fresh Ingredients
>>215020037skeking
drank loads of milk then loads of orange juice and now feel sickmum tells me im a spastic and any one would know that the latter would curdle the former but apparently I got to to 29 without knowing that
>>2150200371 billion poos yearning to be free.
>>215020051*For decades
Me? Free speech absolutist
>>215020075Shouldn’t make a difference, I do that every morning
>>215020075curdled milk is fine
zarah sultana brownpink fat pussy flaps
bro got the call…https://x.com/rtsg_main/status/1968526153783619869?s=46
>>215020023was going to but I've got a few misdemeanors on my record so they probably would just ignore me even though I've done my time
>>215020075your stomach acid will curdle the milk regardless of how much orange juice you drank so your mum is a stupid bitch parroting something she knows nothing about
government really are taking the piss by sending 1 migrant back a day aren’t they.
>>215020086you're a wanker and your cars are a piece of shit
>>215019962thanks>>215019999do they have small villages that are tourist traps? what would you consider their main "attraction"? >>215020045same tbqh>>215020060possibly next year
>>215020075>mum tells me im a spastic and any one would know that the latter would curdle the former but apparently I got to to 29 without knowing thatIf the stomach acid in your belly isn't enough to curdle the milk a bit of orange juice isn't going to do itYour mum is wrong, go call her a dosey tart
>>215020051But I heard that Starmer tried to deport some illegals but was stopped. What I am wondering is who is stopping him? Because doesn't the PM of the UK basically have complete legislative control of the country?
>>215020075Your stomach acid is far more acidic than orange juice thoughbeit Don't think the orange juice made a difference
i'm just a tuuuuuurdill probably flush awayyyyyyyy
>>215020099They can’t see those. It’s a blind application process
>>215020075Tell your mom she's a nonce
>>215020094
>>215019741Why would you not use the weapon your enemy uses on you, especially if they refuse to put it down?
>>215020075THE STOMAHCH ACID RORKERORKE YOU IDIOTTHE STONCH ACIDE
get the bighams cooked
>>215020058got respect for Corbyn as for his whole political career he's just been a retarded contrarian third worldist and never pretends otherwiseif the biomass told him drinking water was imperialist he'd stop doing it
>>215020138because its not what your lord and saviour charlie kirk would have wanted
>>215019988>who would complain or stop them from being sent back?UK solicitors who specialise in human rights, immigration and asylum, of whom there are now many thousands in the UK. Since the UK is determined to adhere to International and European Conventions on Human Rights (which most countries ignore), there is ample opportunity for legal claims to be submitted within the UK on behalf of these brownoids (whose legal aid is paid for them, by the taxpayer) to suggest that their deportation breaches some aspect of their human rights under these conventions.The result being, if you can set foot in the country you can guarantee you'll be here for at least a few years with the safety of a protracted legal battle (that UK nationals pay for) yet to play out on your behalf. You can't be sent back to Nigeria because, erm, you're a homosexual (this despite having a wife and kids) and you'll be persecuted there. You can't be sent back to some Muslim shitehole because, erm, you're a converted Christian now, as evidenced by you being baptised by some gulligble 86 year old white man then never attending church again. You can't be sent back to sub-Saharan Africa because you're a convicted rapist there and you're likely to suffer human rights abuses as part of your punishment for your sex crimes there, thus it wouldn't be humane for the UK to send you back there etc.
get the stomach acid curdled
would become a janny but you have to do an interview with rapeape, onboarding process, discord bs, etc just want to delete heathermong posts so he kills himself
can't believe rorke forgot about human biology he learnt for his SATs
>>215020170sybau
The seven deadly sins are gay, non-biblical philosophy nonsense. Sins that cry to Heaven for Vengeance are the biblical real deal:1. wilful murder2. non-procreative sex3. oppression of the poor4. injustice to the wage earner
feeling very evil todayvery evil indeed
Doesn’t anybody else find it strange how many people in this country listen to country music and the country music is always extremely American in sound both from the instruments and the voices?
Children's Online Safety Commissioners sending correspondence to a website admin called rapeape
how about that poo seal eh?
>>215020212mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
>>215020119>What I am wondering is who is stopping him?Immigration lawyers make a killing dragging these cases through the courts, if your claim is rejected simply launch an appeal, all the while building up a case for asylum The reason why London has near constant protests outside the various embassies is people building up asylum cases, they'll do something that will almost certainly get them arrested back home, post it on social media and claim it's no longer safe to returnAnd that's just one trick, some "convert" to Christianity, others allege to be gayIf a lawyer can prove their "human rights" might be at risk of they return, they'll be allowed to stay
rorke with a belly full of milk and orange juice showing him mum /brit/ printouts to prove his tummy ache is caused by something else
>>215020252haha
>>215019424Luv em x
sweater vest season is here
>>215020230was on an incel walk and heard a lady listening to that 'rich men north of richmond' song while she cleaned her carwas a bit odd
>>215020170Frustrating. I'd reckon your king should just execute all those solicitors.
>>215020276It’s like they don’t realise that folk exists
>>215019817Peng tings
did anyone reply to my post last night?
i looked down at my shoes because i felt the drip of blood fall from my hammer to the leather through my sock
yeah listening to music from other countries mad that
>>215020057She's been posted a few times but not really, soogs is the /sp/ girl of choice
pouring orange juice and milk down my throat and then jumping up and down like daffy duck in The Looney Looney Looney Bugs Bunny Movie
>>215020273Girly what the duck??
>>215020276noticing a lot of utes with very yank esque stickers, stuff about country music and being rural and rights and stuff, i live in the middle of a suburbia too
>>215020324need my bollocks bashed by a girl like this
need trousers that are light and comfortable yet not too light nor too comfortable so as to make me feel like a slob when wearing them
>>215020328>>215020332um ducky
nth for the gyaldem
>>215019817Are these the famously loose british women I keep hearing about?
Just put the Charlie Bigham’s toast in the oven
>>215020353A pair of jeans will do you
pouring a tall ice cold glass of charlie bighams
>>215020350ancient gimmick
>>215020310what was it about x
>>215020324Need my life ruined and my savings emptied by this one fine specimen me. I'm a simp, you see.
>>215020170Good summary
>>215020324she looks primitive
the to do list for the day
>>215020353chinos lad
Charlie Bigham’s in belly, Charlie Tyrwhitt’s on the back. Can’t look a scruff.
She's cute but world championships have started
nth for the bighamdem
butt world championships have farted
>>215020287This is why leaving the ECHR is such a hot topic in this countryIf we're no longer a member immigration lawyers can't use it in their trialsAs an example of how absurd that court is, Azerbaijan is a member, a country that recently invaded and ethnically cleansed an area of their neighbour
Just committed bighamy
>>215020221tbqh two of the worst sins being only available to the rich is consistent with it being way more difficult for the rich to go to heaven
What a jolly chap
>>215020287our "royals" are traitors to the british people and should be executed
>>215020403Next she’ll write breathe and blink, nutter
>>215020415the girl or the bug?
>>215020221is sex really that bad
>>215020393As long as you don't shoot up your family when you end up 100k+ in debt like that yank who am I to stop you >>215020396Yeah her fave game is halo 4
>>215020460Wonder if that’s my macaroni cheese from last night he’s making there
I taught my dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground... We went from Barking to Tooting in half an hour.
>>215020483she looks like a cro magnon or something from the Bronze Age especially her tremendous elongated cranial vault
>>215020479Lass(CacophonyandDiscord) x
What’s mousey doing right now??
>>215020057not since she spoke in support of kneeling footballers
>>215020482not if it's unprotected sex with your spouse
that’s it, i’m gonna say it:browsing 4chan on a phone is almost always better than a computer
>>215020522In this red dead redemption2
>>215020468Steady on
>>215020556im going to have to stop you there before you embarrass yourself any further
>>215020221>4. injustice to the wage earnerwagies will be AVENGED
>>215020556what possible reason could you give for this apart from the fact that it stops you being a bedroom ghoul sat inside all day
lol
>>215020556how could you say such a stupid thing like that
willy
>>215020574>>215020582>>215020587it’s the simple truth
>>215020287>frustratingThe problem with solving the issue, is that for each of the different parties there are reasons not to do what's needed to resolve it. For the Conservatives, they want the unfettered migration to continue because it's a great little money spinner for them. Put the migrants in B&Bs, hotels, special housing that's built for them, and make sure that the right people grease the right palms when the contracts are written up to say who handles what and what public funds are allocated to pay for all this. There are some hotel owners who have made hundreds of millions of pounds of this whole debacle.On the Labour side, they are ideologically opposed to refusing to adhere to the ICHR/ECHR and that's where a lot of their problems stem from. They are obsessed with retaining some arbitrary moral high-ground. They end up hobbled because they are perpetually under the thumb of these conventions which do not benefit the UK. Every system and legal convention in place is maximally gamed and exploited for the benefit of scroungers, who are aided by lawyers and solicitors more than happy to get paid to tick the right boxes, cross the Ts and dot the i's if it means they get their share of the public funds allocated to pay for all this. And Labour are beholden to all this because they want to be able to say they adhere to these things, that they "do the right thing".Finally there is Reform, headed by Nigel Farage. Farage, knowing which way the wind is blowing, runs his campaign on the core idea that the public knows all this injustice is happening in front them yet are faced with traditional parties that won't do anyhting about it (for their own reasons). Farage's play is to promise that these insanities will be dealt with when Reform take power, useless conventions will be done away with, migrants will be put in detention centres etc. It's anyone's guess whether any of this would actually happen were Reform to win. Farage is often self-serving.
>deliverooexpensive, takes ages, food arrives cold, usually low quality, loads of dodgy ingredients, prepared in unsanitary kitchens, 5+ pairs of paki hands have touched your food, gives you the shits the next day, fuels illegal immigration>bighamsAffordable, convenient, fresh from the oven, top notch clean ingredients, restaurant quality prepared by chefs, consistently delicious, balanced and nutrients, never even heard of a pakiSo, which way White man?
Has liberalism ran its course? What follows?
nary a syllable
>>215020503Her head is leaning into the camera lense
Thank you god for allowing me to live in a time l can work from home
>>215020632the gravitational anomaly of her massive forehead is pulling it in actually
>>215020051>>215020170High quality posts in a sea of absolute shite.
>>215020621What’s the best bighams?
>>215020584don't get it because i don't watch itv
>>215020626nothing good
can't listen to mogwai ever since i found out the main guy is bald
bit self-congratulatory rorke
>>215020655Fish pie by a country mile
>>215020678Don’t know what this is but teen girls listen to it so shan’t be trying
the only advantage of phoneposting is how easy it is to turn aeroplane mode on and off and dodge a banalways switch to my phone if I need to make a spicier post haha
Been taking co codomol and having mental dreams
>>215020559scmeainf
>>215018989
>>215020604Can't believe I'm saying this but that's a very fair reading mate.I'm a Norf lefty and I'm still perplexed by how we just gave up after Brexit and let millions in. What mechanism caused that?I'm not a racist, but you can't just inflict mass demographic change on Hull or Huddersfield
>>215020655pigs are just big hams when you think about it
just learned the prospective gf has four dogs. FOUR.
>>215020649Her centre of gravity is in her tummy albeit
>>215020621Well said
>>215020487looks like a poo seal for 2 to me
>>215020697been meaning to send a pic of my id to my phone provider to get age restrictions lifted for about a decade now can't even fathom being able to post on 4chan outside
Been a phonechad for years me
Over twenty five years ago I started hand-preparing delicious recipes in small batches, the way you would at home. We've never cut corners or compromised on quality - and never will. I'm always looking for ways to make everything we do even better, so if you have any ideas I'd love to hear what you think at hello@bighams.com
>>215020621For me it's cooking, can make all the dishes exactly how I like them instead of relying on some random wagie to not fuck it up.
>>215020730Not exactly a bloody secret is it
For the GB news gammons https://x.com/parody_pm/status/1968706996082712593?s=46
>>215020738yjk
Like no wonder people are lashing out and being retards and spraying crosses on their local mini roundabouts. Because they're a bit thick and no-one in government is actually making any arguments or conversations, it just happens and things get worse.
>For me it's cooking, can make all the dishes exactly how I like them instead of relying on some random wagie to not fuck it up.
>>215020759>*Makes one mistake*>dinner now ruinedYeah no thanks
>>215020739corrrr soogs tummy
4chan.org##.postContainer.replyContainer:has-text(/bigham/i):if(:upward(2).subject:has-text(brit))
>>215020738errrrmmm
>>215020556browser 4chanx is too comfy when it's not eating up your cpu
>>215020739seen a video of her getting a man's cum in her fanny
>>215020774the line must go upso many things are tied into the ponzi scheme economy that if it went tits up the full thing would unravel money isn’t even backed by anything more it’s literally summoned up out of the aetherthe governments of the west have no solution interesting 20 years ahead
>>215020785this is only true if the mistake is dropping the food on the floor or taking a shit in it which you'd be just as likely to do with a deliveroo if you're that much of a mong
>>215020785It's easy to not make any mistakes, especially with practice.
>>215020785I don't make mistakes. Been cooking my famous Dolmio bolognese for years, it's second nature to me.
>>215020785If you won't risk mucking up one meal, what else in your life are you missing out on from not taking that risk anon? hmmm?
3 fridays no diegowhat does it mean
>>215020796no filters, no extensions, default board simple man me
mad how easy cooking is and it doesn't even take long. cooked beans on toast this morning and will be cooking a pot noodle for my lunch
Anti-growth coalition; tofu-eating wokerati; over-privileged middle-class Trot.
>>215020785skill issue
>>215020821maybe he's renounced his faith and become and atheist
>>215020821maybe he got a bf and doesn't need us anymore
Bígham
Chief Biggum
>>215020821yewtree got him
Cooking a pizza with my phone
pootree
Three cheers for bigem
Papa "Jarhead" Dolmio vs Charlie "Bigman" Bighams
Charlie 3igham
get your ass to mars
bradley bigham
>>215020911>>215020911>>215020911
might renounce my weight and become a nutritionist
