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Belly's gonna get ya edition
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B1GH4M
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For me, it's the Mayfly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0gdQ03RbUQ
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YES ROUNDTREE
YES GROSVENOR
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crazy how Arsenal play better without Bukrappo Shitta hogging the ball so he can score 5-10 goals a season
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removed the old 1970s ceiling rose and wired in a new light all on my own like a big boy without calling a sparky lads. used wago connectors. it works too. dead chuffed.

(did some cheeky drilling in the asbestos ceiling for the new bracket but don't tell anyone haha)
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>spend hours autistically researching recipes
>spend ages tracking down ingredients, usually in quantities too big for the recipe you're going to make so they sit in your cupboard for years wasted
>spend hours sweating cooking it (where you could make one mistake and ruin the whole dish)
>by the time you're eating it you've lost your appetite
>break your back washing up all the pots, knives, chopping boards, graters, bowls, plates, cutlery, glasses etc you've used

OR...

>buy a very high quality PREMIUM ready meal like Bigham's or Waitrose 1 or M&S (not Asda or Tesco own brand slop)
>pop it in the oven
>tastes MILES better than what you can make yourself as an amateur cook because it has been created by professional chefs like Bigham, Tom Kerridge or Heston Blumenthal
>cheaper overall because of no ingredient wastage
>easier
>just sit down and enjoy it with a nice expensive bottle of wine and your partner
>no washing up to be done after so you can spend more time with them (perhaps in bed…)

Yep, I know what I prefer.
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>>215020811
I do wonder.

Like things are just going to keep on getting worse and worse. But to an actual breaking point? I'm not so sure, Brits especially have either the tolerance or weak-will to just let things wash over them and be an elephant in the room.

So we'll get paid less and houses will be more expensive, the NHS will get worse and more people will die in corridors, the State Pension will go, more... ahem... Deliveroo men will fly about on eBikes, more crime, more misery, more AI, more surveillance. But I don't think it will break down in our lifetimes.

I do wonder what UK 2055 will look like.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Willard,_Ohio
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>>215020930
yeah kino that
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>>215020939
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>>215020939
Well said
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>>215020933
no Don
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>>215020949
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>>215020939
heatherpeadophile
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forced gimmicks are always shite
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>The UK military is focused on defending the nation rather than stopping asylum seekers from crossing the Channel, a cabinet minister has said.
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>>215020949
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>>215020939
Hear hear
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alexa, what is mitt romney's real first name
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Jeremy Corbyn's new party managed to last less than 2 (two) months before its 2 (two) members had a fight and effectively destroyed it
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>>215020979
Nobody forcing us mate we're just Bigham's evangelists
Spreading the good word of Charlie
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>>215020979
>>215020985
how apt for these two posts to be in succession
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>>215020979
he really wants that gimmick of the year award but you simply can’t defeat poo seal
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>>215020941
I've been thinking of moving to Poland with the Polish gf eventually. I could still run my company from there for the most part too, and the dividend taxes are lower.
ideally would like Russia to collapse before then tbqh
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right, friday morning maccies brekky ordered and a quick wank before it arrives methinks
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>>215020939
You're like the bloke in the Spam advert who gives his missus SPAM for their anniversary lmaoooooo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxi03lG-h28
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>>215020941
Been thinking about this going to work this morning.
If covid has taught us anything, it's that people won't put up a fight under any circumstances even when their quality of life and basic rights take a massive hit.
Things are just going to get progressively worse and no one will do a thing to stop it. Us westies are too attached to our cozy lifestyles to fight for anything better.
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>>215020985
How about the navy??
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VELMA >>> d*Phne
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>>215021006
he has to samefag his own posts to generate faux-engagement. really pathetic
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>>215020997
yeah?
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>>215020997
Thought Zarah Sultana wasn't a total mong because she's a reasonable public speaker and gets a lot of support
But this whole your party debacle has shown she really is a complete retard
How do you not have the foresight to see what damage these actions are going to do to the movement you're supposedly passionate about
10+ generations of paki inbreeding will do that to you
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>>215020941
People are only soft and hazy right now because they can afford to be. The system will break at some point. The boomer die off is only one factor. There are several things that will converge to create a “Crisis of the 21st century”. I imagine due to desperation and panic some sort of technocratic solution will be made that placates the public and keeps the lights on and may even bring back a short lived golden age. But after that, civilisation is just maintenance.

The West has killed God. It has no unifying purpose. What was initially expansion, improvement, and spreading the word of God has ran its course. After that, we tried to make the world polite liberal democracies educating ourselves into utopia. That dream of 1991 has failed in the first decades of the 21st century where even in our own countries democracy is fraying. I don’t think civilisation will entirely collapse. A few bumps in the road that will be hastily and panicky covered up. We need a new purpose.
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>>215021031
he keeps reposting that gimmick of the year nominees copypasta with like 5 of his dogshit gimmicks tacked on to the end
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>>215021031
There’s more than one of us, just try one and you’ll understand why
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M&S is better than Bigham's
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>>215021056
The system broke in 2008
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rushing a wank to make it before the 11am meeting
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>>215021060
lol yeh ive seen that too. i think 4chan is his life, the sad bastard
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>>215021029
yjk there’s a fat cock under there
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>>215021072
Enjoy your microplastics
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>>215021070
I know there's at least two (me and you)
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>>215021029
factbomb
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>>215021060
>>215021080
Kek you're absolutely seething, upset you didn't make the list?
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>>215021072
chinky shite
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don’t know who this bigham poster is but it’s really starting to amnoy me now
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>>215021093
fuck off bambootard
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>Kek you're absolutely seething
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>>215020731
>I'm still perplexed by how we just gave up after Brexit and let millions in. What mechanism caused that?

My take would be that there government deliberately interpreted the Brexit vote disingenuously. Specifically, they chose to ignore that when people voted to leave the EU, people were voting to stop the large influx of (at the time European) migrants into the country. The population voting Leave was them saying "er we don't actually want all these people coming here, we'd prefer it remain British". To me, that is objectively what the vote was about. Your 85 year old gran wasn't voting Leave because she'd prefer a Nigerian, an Eritrean and an Ethiopian on the high street to a Pole, a Spaniard and a Romanian. Nor was she objecting to squabbles over EU fishing rights. She thought she was closing the door on everyone.

But what happened on the government side is that the vote to Leave the EU was interpreted as that and only that: a desire to leave the EU. On some level, no government can ever explicitly admit that the population it governs doesn't actually want foreigners here. They know it fine well, but to them you're Gordon Brown's "bloody bigoted woman". It's not feasible in today's times for a ruling government to admit on the national stage that its people would prefer an ethnically and culturally homogenous nation. Even Farage has to toe this line and does so because he's not a moron.

The result being, the government could now say: "well you wanted to Leave the EU, so we left the EU". And then immediately they find themselves with a huge labour shortage, so as the gates from Europe close, the gates from Africa and the wider world now open. To successive governments, there's no incongruity with this because they choose to interpret the outcome of the Brexit vote disingenuously. They argue with a straight face that you voted to leave the EU, nothing more, nothing less. You got what you wanted, they say.
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corrr, deliveroo man just been

£20.95 delivered from Tony Carvery. I think that's pretty good to be fair, you'd pay that in a restaurant
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>>215021072
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i don't really have any brand loyalty, i just get what looks mice
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scraping black mold off the wall and eating it
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>>215021111
There are several of us and we simply appreciate the flavoursome creations of a British entrepreneur. We have every right to promote /brit/ish culture in this thread, and to discuss the various meals we have enjoyed.

Grow up, stop seething and take the Bighampill
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>>215021075
this
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the best gimmicks get posted once or twice a day
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>>215021120
always funny seeing thiese 4chan addict mongs immediately jump to the defence of their shitty gimmicks whenever the slightest innocuous criticism is made lol. they take this place far too seriously.
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Monsters Inc is such a goated movie
They really don’t make movies like that no more
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>>215021152
ha! what are you aussies like! going to put it on the barbie with a few cans of piss? heh! *nudges your shoulder*
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No one actually demonstrated microplastics are bad for you. All the paranoia is over sinply detecting them.

Maybe microplastics are great for you. Just saying.
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Claire Bigham (née Worthington) sex arse
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throwing coins into the air and catching them in my anus
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>>215021152
t. charlie bigham inventing his first ready meal
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Not a lefty, but I reckon Donald Trump/Republicans will not give up power.
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>>215021161
Yeah mate it's us, having a bit of fun with a gimmick, and not yourself having a mini melty, that takes this place too seriously
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for me it’s microgimmicks, theres actually around 15 hidden in this very post
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claire bigham née worthington's musky tuppence
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>>215021170
They fuck with everyone's hormones
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enjoying the first pint of the day
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THERE WERE NO HASHBROWNS IN ALDI!!!!!!!
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>>215021197
watching you try to be a normal poster how that belgium is gone is hilarious
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tried a bigham's thai green curry and it was fucking shite
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>>215021197
mate you're the one having a mini-melty because someone thinks you spending hours forcing a gimmick every day is a bit sad. please develop some self-awareness you wet wipe.
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I'm posting daphnes and you cannot stop me
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>>215021161
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>>215021179
heard prostitutes used to do that in pubs but it was usually the fanny they caught it in i think
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This place is a mental asylum
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>>215021218
boobs
horny
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>>215021244
your dads been talking about your mum again has he
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Deliveroo men just arrived
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>>215021088
not true
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threw away all my ket and booze and now it's friday i'm going to be bored
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A pint of microplastics, barkeep!
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>>215021260
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>>215021255
I would like to see The Number 23 with Charles Bigham in the Jim Carrey role
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any unregistered sex offender man in
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>>215021255
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>>215021230
absolutely done him
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You act like you’re a sixth form chad but you were really the nerd eating lunch in the toilets
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my caloric intake has been about 1000/day the past few days
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>>215021216
correlation isn't causation
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>>215021319
ktim
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>>215021312
actually where is the door?
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>>215021319
Did this a couple times
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>>215021225
I've had Belgium filtered for months so you're talking about the wrong person if you think my posting is a response to that

>>215021230
>no u
Lol ok good one mate
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>>215021230
>t. blood pressure of 230 / 170 after seeing a jolly toff with a fish pie in a bamboo tray
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You have no safety net.

You have no job guarantee.

Imagine all the different choices you’d have made if you were told the truth from the start.

You live in an uncertain world.

There are no guarantees.

There is no “safe path”.

You will either outcompete or suffer the consequences of being outcompeted.
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i reckon if microplastic starts replacing little bits of your tissue a bit at a time then maybe we'll live a lot longer, plastic doesn't decay
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>>215021347
>>215021350
seething lol
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>>215021362
yeah but what if it all concentrates in one part and then it's just an arm walking around for the last thirty years of my life
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Bigham’s > Waitrose 1 > M&S >everything else

All premium ready meal chads are aware of this.
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>>215021366
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>>215021266
thank god
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>>215021366
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love how drinking makes me happy, feel as if im a lady bug at a school ball and just got crowned ball room queen
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>>215021398
Very trustworthy face
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Charlie Bigham’s has always been about one thing above everything else: making delicious food. We ask ourselves, how can we make it look better? How can we make it taste fantastic? After 25 years, we’ve made some bold decisions and we think we’ve created some truly delicious food.
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Lots of lads mad that they can’t afford a Bigham’s I see. If you go to Waitrose an hour before they close sometimes they get marked down, hope this helps x
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>>215021319
was an average bloke in school me
not popular, not a freak
throughly unremarkable
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>>215021404
feeling rather hungover from the old drinking this morning
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Just struck me I'm 21 this year.
And I've still done nothing with my life.
It's over.
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Feels sad I can't drink no more, would mess me up too much with the meds. I do miss a cold pint
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I've got mine. Have you?
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>>215021443
no such thing as pints in france
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>>215021428
i dont get hang overs, not a young buck or anything. just come from a long line of alcoholics and wake up feeling good after drinking
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>>215021218
At 10 in the morning??
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>>215021431
are you also a virgin?
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>>215021431
got 9 years til its truly over lad
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>>215021390
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i bet you posh cunts studied classics at school
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Looking forward to my Bigham’s tikka tonight. Wish he did naan breads/sides as well, had to buy Sainsbury’s naans and bhaajis to go with it
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Really wish I had self control with alcohol. Either 0 drinks or 12 and blacking out after making a complete arse of myself. Never have “just a few”
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>>215021218
>>215021454
My granddad had Champagne with breakfast every day throughout his retirement and he lived to 92.
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>>215021478
reebok classics?
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streaming out my arse
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spainfreak still banging on about ready meals is he
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>>215021481
this is why I drink alone. turn the phone off so i dont message people i know. get black out and nobody to judge
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>>215021431
Fucking baby I turn 23 in 2 months and I’ve done nothing my entire life
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>>215021478
hardly anyone here is posh lmao
we are all lower middle class from boring suburban towns or grim post thatcher shitholes
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>>215021334
You keep eating the plastic
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mental how much my 'xiety has gone down since I stopped nicotine
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>>215021431
try being 31 mate
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>>215021454
and why not? my life is already a ruin.
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>>215021491
mad how he mindraped you
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>>215021491
He's such a sad act
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>>215021507
you can't avoid it mate who are you kidding
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first time i went clubbing my dadberg was telling me to have 1 or 2 drinks only but act like youre drunker so you can seduce women easier, think he may have been a bit of a psycho
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>>215021431
that's actually a great age to realise this. I didn't realise this until I was almost 26 and it took me 3 years to sort my shit out
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>>215021491
pretty funny imagining a mid-30s 4chan addict clattering away on his keyboard making posts that get barely any (You)s chuckling to himself in an empty room.
never seen a nigga more in need of a clue.
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was 85kg like 3 months ago, now i'm 100kg. grim. i should stop binge eating
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Beverley is better than Hull
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Mate you don't get hangovers? That's mad that is mate, thanks for volunteering that information unprompted. In fact I think we should all stop what we're talking about and pay attention to you now, really get to the bottom of what a unique and unconventional individual you are, bucking the trend that happens to everyone else. Wow and now you're telling me that coffee actually makes you SLEEPY instead of stimulated like it does everyone else? That's is absolutely crazy pal, thanks for telling me that one unprompted as well. I mean for a minute there I was thinking well this guy is nothing special he's just like everyone else but now I know for sure you're one of a kind. Scientists should be knocking on the door to find out what makes you so different to other people!
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>>215021507
better than dutifully panicking over the mainstream outrage of the week
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>>215021481
ktim

>>215021494
tried this but always end up finding a way to message people anyway
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>>215021522
>>215021533
real
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>>215021541
rattled
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>>215021508
anxiety is a meme all you have to do is literally focus in on what's making you anxious and then just deal with it
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>>215021431
realised this at 21 so went back to uni (after dropping out twice before) and sorted myself out
fix it right now while you still can
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>>215021538
bizarre post
you're basically hull
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Beverley Hull
That's where I want to be
Living in Beverley Hull
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what price does something have to be before you consciously think about whether you should be spending that much, for me it's £250 because then i start thinking if its really worth the equivalent of a days work
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>>215021555
genius mate
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White dudes have got to bring this vibe back
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>>215021533
>mid-30s 4chan addict clattering away on his keyboard making posts that get barely any (You)s chuckling to himself in an empty room.
ktim!
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>>215021555
Both are true, stop thinking in black and white you autistic freak
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>>215021489
had a pair of them but my dog chewed them up
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>>215021555
i just focus on other things then i dont feel anxious anymore
the point of anxiety is literally to help you focus your mind
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>>215021431
I'm 29 and I wish I was in your position
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>>215021565
What a stupid post
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>>215021549
I don't deny that it does annoy me.
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>>215021533
state of it
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Still howling at that one anon getting this pressed over a pre prepared meal
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Is Charlie Bigham’s food ultra processed?

Absolutely not. At Charlie Bigham’s we do not like Ultra Processed Food. We think that food is best made from fresh ingredients and from day one, over 25 years ago, Charlie’s mantra has been that we will only use ingredients that he has in his kitchen cupboard (and fridge) at home. We take huge efforts to source the best quality ingredients from suppliers we know and trust – we work with them for the long-term spending time in their businesses and inviting them to spend time in our kitchens.
We don’t make ready meals and never will: our food is prepared in our kitchens (never a factory) so that you can cook it - in an oven, not a microwave - in your kitchen at home.
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got a clue and went to uni and had sex then lost the clue and became a virgin neet again post uni
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>>215021569
Beverly Hills was named for Beverly in Massachusetts, which was named for Beverley in the East Riding of Yorkshire. It's where the name comes from.
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>>215021593
coffee makes me sleepy. might be adhd
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Adam getting called out by the entire thread
expect him to start cuck spam soon
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>>215021575
We're on this vibe now
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rotundus
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Where's diego?
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>>215021628
God I want one of his lasagnas now
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Chinky slop for tea tonight
Least that’s something to look forward to
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>>215021631
sc
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>>215021555
if you have generalised anxiety disorder it means you have a permaspazzed brain that basically turns routine problems into life ending catastrophies
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wait bigham is a spain gimmick? i've been enjoying bigham posting doe
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used to eat lunch in a toilet cubicle at work and I was 29 years old
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>>215021606
>We don’t make ready meals and never will
Been saying this, they're pre prepared meals
A world of difference
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>>215021637
Yes lad get the biomass funded
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alchohol? no hang over
coffee? sleepy
weed? motivated
tea? nothing
nicotine? relaxed
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>>215021643
ktim the best cure is to not think at all as much as you can otherwise you don't do anything
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>>215021658
i’ll have you know i’ll be picking it up with my own two hands from the chinese takeaway ran by good honorary aryan chinese people
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no booze for me tonight. shall be going tesco to get loads of snackies and watching anime all night while the gf is out
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>>215021644
he didnt invent it. he's stolen it and now forcing it
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>>215021638
hop off
you reply with some variation of sc to every inane australian post
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>>215021637
could go for a chinker myself yano. what you getting lad?
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>>215021678
Yes lad get the biomass funded
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Oh, my opinion? You can definitely eliminate anxiety by adopting healthier attitudes and perspectives but it's also very hard to stay sane if you're pumping your body full of cortisol by abusing drugs or just generally not looking after yourself.
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>>215021672
you? bender
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>>215021685
It’s Holden on his UK VPN
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already wanked today so I dont get that privilege this afternoon. On a 1 wank a day routine you see as to not hurt my willy
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generalised bender disorder
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>>215021685
poo scrumvlign
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>>215021674
i was in therapy for 2 years and they basically trained me to take a step back and realise when it's completely irrational, still end up freaking out but if you know it's all bollocks it's easier to deal with
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I’m simultaneously the biggest neek and biggest chad alive, smashed 80 girls but eat lunch in toilet cubicle cos I’m anxious. Fascinating specimen me
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>>215021637
Bighams chicken kiev for me
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>>215021526
Not entirely but you can reduce your exposure
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um
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>>215021700
bend what?
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looks sore
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>>215021699
gross
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>>215021735
hello umchicken !
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>>215021699
um
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>>215021699
bet she has a grim pusswah
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>>215021644
>>215021683
Nobody is forcing it, it's a humourous gimmick that has mass appeal
Don't like it? You know where the door is
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>>215021716
I have to check myself constantly and do this so it does work but yeah you realise that it's yourself holding you back, surprised you had to pay for therapy for that though
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bingham poo and pee cocktail up my arse and also spagbol and egg benny
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really want a beveragino but it's not dinnertime and I feel like a chav if I drink before 12
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got my arse in
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>>215021643
The best cure is a lobotomy. Wish I could be lobotomized me, too much thinking up in here. Twist a screwdriver in my prefrontal lobe for a bit
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poo um binghamchicken poo peng
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Alcohol? Jewish poison mate
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>>215021755
well said sir
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just hit my head and became a genius einstein guy but hit again and went back to normal. mad how that works
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>>215021680
Get booze and post with the lads while you do it
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chalrie bingham gay nigger poo porn
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>>215021718
>I’m simultaneously the biggest neek and biggest chad alive, smashed 80 girls but eat lunch in toilet cubicle cos I’m anxious. Fascinating specimen me

ktim

shagged many birds and all that but still was a toilet lunch eater and can barely handle social situations. been i'm told i'm just attractive and when a girl approaches you it's easier
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>>215021791
poosc
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>>215021773
s
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>heatherdem
yet dem never post bout di heather?
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Charlie Big Ham
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I don't drink anymore because I just end up grim and depressed after the first couple
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eating charlie "all niggers must fucking hang" bingham's jerk chicken
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>>215021787
like the bloke who got kicked in the head by a horse and became blind, then got kicked in the head by another horse and regained his vision
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>>215021792
yep me too
plunged many a fannard but still gotta retire to the porcelain throne for my luncheon. what are we like
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When you think a lot about what could go wrong, your brain treats those thoughts as threats, which keeps you stuck in hesitation. By cutting off the spiral and moving forward, you stop fuelling that cycle. Instead of relying on imagined outcomes, you get real evidence from experience. Often, the reality isn’t as bad as your anxious thoughts predicted, which reinforces your reminder. Focusing on the task itself, without overthinking, sometimes nudges you into a state of flow where attention is fully on the moment, which feels calmer and more natural.
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quit wanking last week and some yank posted a webm of a slim twink riding a willy hours ago and I'm still thinking about it
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i have clinical depression
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>>215021825
roar
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>>215021837
that's gay
um
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>>215021759
the therapy was free. i was more or less sectioned and didn't seek treatment myself so it was all given to me basically as an emergency intervention
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are you seriously making niggerphobic comments?
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The fabled incel shagger
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>>215021718
that's weird. you must be a handsome chap
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you know me. I'm an ordinary bloke. I graft hard. I like an egg curry and a strawberry yoghurt at 4am. and I like having a moment of madness that involves secretly living with my beautician and her teenage son behind my wife's back

A BOSH
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Are people still putting the flags on lamp posts over there?
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mad how you are supposed to eat 5 vegetables and fruits a day
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Someone jay those posts ffs
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>>215021837
You're gay mate. Got the video?
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any never stuck with a single thing in their evil incel life man in
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Question to my fellow Bighamchads: have you ever had his Breton Chicken? I think that’s the only one in the main range I’ve never tried, never seen it in the shop but it’s on his website. Wouldn’t mind trying it, sounds lush
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>>215021886
not mad at all actually
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>>215021834
just a couple of silly gooses us
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Asked dad to get me a charlie bighams and he got me a Tesco ready meal instead
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>>215021886
Mad that I've quite literally never done this
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the fuck is an egg curry?
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love is natural and real
but not for such as you and i
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>>215021893
Stuck with wanking, been doing that every day for years now.
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>>215021916
Would genuinely be fucking gutted
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>>215021876
We have TWO celebrities in the UK with the catchphrase "BOSH".
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>>215021916
all from the same factory
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“Biomass” is the most dehumanising word ever and I love it
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>>215021876
Man of the people a bosh
Seriously though his family man reputation is cooked
Nobody should be surprised as Essex man cheats thoughbeit
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What do you call a hair cut appointment? 'appointment' sounds weird like i'm going to the hospital or something
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>>215021886
MINIMUM of five PORTIONS a day, can't just scran five grapes and call it a day
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>>215021889

>>215018750
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absolutely torrid Silksong session last night. Three and a half hours and I was still on the same bench at the end as when I started.

Just gonna sack that bit off today, there's fuck all rosaries in that cocoon anyway. Gonna take a step back, farm some rosaries from jobbers, hit up a few vendors whose wares I haven't even looked at yet, then come back at it fresh and with new armaments.
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>>215021960
I just say I'm booked in with my barber
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>>215021969
UM x
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>>215021960
You have appointments with a hairdresser, you're just "going to the barber"
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>>215021960
you know in the english language there's a dozen different words for one thing you brown mong
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>>215021899
>his website
Mate “Charlie Bigham” is a massive company owned by private equity, the man himself is literally just a character/mascot at this point. Do you think he makes every meal himself?
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>>215021969
Genuinely gutted.
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remember when israel attacked the usa multiple times and got away with it? haha yeah me neither
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NOOOO I WANT MY NEW IPHONE NOW

*starts punching myself in the head*

NOW NOW NOW
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>>215021993
screaming
cunt probably believes he’s in his house 24/7 making scran
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>>215021960
that's Stoke-on-Trent, I recognise it

not too bad actually
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>>215021960
"Got a haircut later"
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Just get mumsie to cut my hair. Not donating to the Turk vermin you see
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>>215021899
Finding a Breton chicken in the wild is like finding a PSA 10 Charizard at a car boot
Only Bigham's most loyal soldiers will seek it out and be able to enjoy it
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>>215021954
>factory
Errr. Wind your neck in Bruce. Bigham's isn't made in a factory. It's made by professional chefs at a culinary preparation facility.
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>>215021875
used to be lad it’s fading now in my thirties
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Still coming to terms with the fact that Siobhan is pronounced "Shivonne"

We've let the Irish get away with too much
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eating 5 grapes a day
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got the footy manager on so i do
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>>215021973
Which boss?
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>Grandfather is 17,530th in driving test queue
What the fuck? I passed my test in 2016 and it wasn't like this. Is it really that bad now? Why?
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>>215021998
why petal
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>>215022012
I go to an Aryan to get my hair cut.
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>>215021952
big john was the original boshfather skinner is a poser
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>>215021954
Bighams isn't prepared in a factory mate
It's prepared in a kitchen
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>>215021983
>>215021986
just feel silly saying that as a slaphead

might as well say I'm going to the gynecologist to get my vulva checked
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feel like most people don't realise france is just as bad as russia but they're geopolitically forced to pretend to be chill

it's like they genuinely never got over the napoleonic wars
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>>215022038
just buy him a bus pass at this point
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>>215022006
When I got my new Macbook it was UPS that delivered it. You know they care when it's UPS. It's the Charles Binghamton's of delivery services.
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>>215022038
biomass get priority
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>>215022028
Worchester, pterodactal
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>>215022006
What are the chances that "Gary" is a jeet
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>>215022028
wait until you hear that niamh is pronounced "neeve
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yanks are the only race on earth that tear their acl
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>>215022058
i heard France has relinquished a lot of power they had in Africa over the last few years
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>>215022093
it happened to van dijk and he’s not a yank
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>>215021993
I know it’s a big company but Charlie runs it and the food is cooked in kitchens, not factories, to his recipes and his standards. That’s why it has that home cooked quality.
>>215022014
Starting to think this is the case. I’ll stay on the lookout.
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pneumonia
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>>215022028
'bh' can be a 'v' sound since there is no V in the gaelic alphabet
easy enough when you know that
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>>215022038
Tell him to just bite the bullet and pay for one of those services that check for cancellations for you.

My mate just passed his test last week, the earlier he could get a test date was the end of January, he paid like £30 I think and then within a couple of weeks they were like "There's a cancellation tomorrow, you've got 10 mins to accept"

You don't have to accept the first one they give you if it's not convenient, you can let it keep going until you decide to book one.
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>>215022038
you basically are forced to buy cancellations and pay through the arse for it, took me 8 months from booking until i could take my test
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>>215021983
>>215021986
I go to a girly one desu, a barbers seems too intimidating
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>>215022077
His legal name is Gaza
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>>215022006
I was last in the workday getting broadband installed a few weeks a go. two jolly blokes arrived around 7:30pm and spent two hours impact drilling through walls to get the cables through.

neighbour lady was very cross
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Decaf coffee is so rubbish
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>>215022107
he’s owned by yanks tho
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>>215022035
Bell Beast
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quit nicotine 4 days ago and I've been eating like an animal
is this what having a functioning appetite is like?
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struggling to walk after last nights arse wank
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NEW

>>215022150
>>215022150
>>215022150
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>>215022094
all they do is take a fake step back but leave systems in place that force the country to remain subservient to them. they're literally still fighting over there
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all the girls gossiping about this Z list celebrity bloke cheating on his wife as if they don't get cheated on regularly by their pet deanos
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>>215021244
I keep thinking about tranny prostitutes . they would probably do it up the dickhole
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Hate Toilberg so much. He sets up meetings without definitive times and I have to wait around and see if he remembers to call me or not. Said he would give me a ring so we could meet at about 11 today and I’m still waiting. Can’t really start anything else because he might interrupt me at any time.

Bet the cunt will call me at 11:55 right before I go for my lunch
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>>215022166
It's cope
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>>215022158
bet you think you're SO funny



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