Carlisle United edition
>>215022150went to Carlisle once and thought it looked a bit grim but not too terrible
eating toast
at the end of the day, we will be judged on our shagging achievements above all else
>uss liberty>dancing israelisyeah it's a chud video morning for me
getting a little paki on a pushbike to pop to waitrose for my bighamsbest of both worlds
>>215022173yes, it's near scotland so that makes sensea bit grim but not too terrible should be the tourist slogan for all of cumbria, northumberland and north britain
down with thatcher
>>215022144quite the pouches myself recently and was exactly the same for a couple of weeks I scranned a whole loaf of sandwiches in one afternoon for no reason one day but it passes lad stick with it
Carlisle sounds like it should by Scottish but it's not.
what the fuck was boris thinking with the boriswave pakis? literally every single service job is staffed by fresh off the boat browns
renounced my weight
don't know why but recently I've been thinking about the fact that one day gfberg will die and that makes me sad
>>215022206I'm loving itbeen a stick thin runt for years
>>215022207because it is a celtic name car = caer (fort)lisle = lugavil (believed to come from lugh or the name of a local ruler)the original celtic name was caerlugavlid or something like it. It was actually part of Scotland until the English took it in the 1080s
>>215022226Boris Johnson and the conservatives that followed absolutely fucked us and I’m Rorke. They should be jailed
Fossil fuel niggas will be like "couldn't have a leccy car me, range isn't good enough" and then walk past a leccy car on sale that will do 300 miles on a single charge.If you're driving more than 300 miles a day, things are very fucking grim for you.
>>215021993Wrong. Wrong, wrong wrong.https://find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/company/03233191/persons-with-significant-control
I'm from Perth, Scotland
>>215022150>be me>working for AA>average evening shift, rainy day, beginning of school holidays>get a call to a stranded car on the M6 northbound by Carlisle>turn up>it's some knackered citroen Picasso mummy bus packed full of luggage>turn my lights on, jacket on, walk over>3 kids in the back, dad at the wheel, mum in the passenger seat, all looking miserable>got fuck all information from dispatch so asked the dad what the issue was>car just quit whilst cruising, pile of lights on the dash, couldn't get it started>get the bonnet up, code reader plugged in>low fuel pressure>do a bunch of tests to confirm fuel pump has fucked itself>explain the problem and that they'll need recovering to a garage>mum explains that they're on their way to center parcs so can't detour, would want recovering there>explain that they aren't covered for such a recovery and there'd be an excess of at least £500>dad getting annoyed, says they can't afford that, will have to get a tow home and cancel their holiday>kids begin crying>mum asks me if there's anything that can be done>understand the brief>ask her to come to the van so we can get the office on the phone and go through policy documents>get into the van with her>she sucks me off, I cum in her mouth and she swallows>we go back to the car and inform dad and the kids that we spoke to head office>nearly crack up at "head" office>recover them straight to centre parcs>make up some shite to dispatch on the way about unclear wording in the policy>they write off the excess for them>tfw saved the kid's holidays, saved the husband a pile of cash, and got my end away in the processsuch is the life of the tradesman. why are you still sat in some boring office staring at a screen when you could be out enjoying the rich tapestry of life in this country?
>>215022248it's brythonic, not goidelic
anyone know any good posts for me to make?
>>215022239maybe her time is near x
Nothing worse than going onto these chat sites and seeing someone introducing themselves as a thirty or forty something year old male. What the fuck has your life come to grandad?
>>215022239I hope my wife dies before me because I know I can take it, and she couldn't cope if I go first.
>>215022289never said it wasn’t brythonic speakers lived in what is now sw scotland
>>215022248True but Edinburgh a celtic name too and that's also in England
>>215022239I don’t know if I want me or gfberg to die first. Really don’t want her to be sad without me but the thought of watching her die almost gives me a panic attack and maybe she’d be able to handle it better than me.
>>215022298she would probably celebrate if you went first lad, she could finally experience a bigger cock
>>215022278Sent that bighams dodger flying
>>215022292not that one
>>215022287None of that happened though did it
>>215022239Can't think of anything grimmer than having to organise all the shit involved with a funeral for your own wife/husband
>Lord Hermer gave his time pro bono in 2019 to work for Bail for Immigration Detainees (BiD), a charity that is now advising migrants on how to thwart Sir Keir Starmer’s “one in one out” deal.>Richard Simon Hermer was born in South Glamorgan in 1968[1] to a "blue-box" Jewish family.Uh huh
>>215022292*ahem*>chrome>no 4chanx>3 different sound(?) extension spywares>adblock instead of ublockclue up immediately
>>215022317oh pack it in
>>215022035It was the gauntlet at the end of High Halls, marked as The Forum on the map.I can make it past the miniboss in the middle of the encounter but then I usually die to the waves of enemies after that. Those cunts that throw the bells then fly away. And if I dodge a bell I'm getting hit with a thrown pin. And if I dodge that I'm getting my silk stolen by one of those weaver machines. And if I dodge that then it's hitting me for 2 with it's giant silk spear with MY SILK. I'll smash it today lad.
>>215022355not everyone is a gay virgin mate
>>215022317Alri heatherpaedo
>>215022279Was in Perth a couple of months ago and tried to book a taxi to Scone palace.Turns out I was phoning a taxi company in Perth, Australia but they still tried to send a car for me anyway.Paco's is a great restaurant.
>>215022362bigham spammer is heathermong
>>215022359Worst thing about that one is at the end
>>215022366I'm a bi virgin if anything
getting torn a new one for having the wrong adblocker
wait hang onim going do die one daythat is fucking mental
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqqw6oSiPDw
>>215022369>Paco's is a great restaurant.love pacos so i do
>talking about gfs dyinghappy bunch you lot fucking hell
Get the oven preheated to 200Get the Bigham’s meatballs al forno inGet it down you
>>215022380Na it's spaki. Has his desperate-to-fit-in stench all over it
>>215022411aye? going to suck him aff?
david lammy sex arse
>>215022423fuck up ya mongo
ordering uber eats but eating the paki and his bicycle
We will return to the universal consciousness once we die and then we will know peace.
>i dont like this gimmick>i’ll say it was heathermong who made it, that will make them stopoh hes seething
>>215022387I enjoy the challenge. For me the difficulty is just right, like you always know you can do it if you just pay attention and keep calm. I will persevere.
>>215022411Paco's put Perth on the map I make a point to go there any time in in Perth. Been there 4 times in the last 7 years.
sins that cry to heaven for vengeance according to the bible:>murder>sodomy>abusing the poor>abusing wagies
sex with women. could be the move
>>215022442It does have his mentally-ill obsessive spacker fingerprints all over it though.
would like to play my 'tar but I've raped my finger from holding barre chords too much
>>215022442sad cunt's probably sat on the kitchen floor crying and eating dolmios with spoon
>>215022439>eating a bike pakienjoy getting aids
>>215022150good edition, more of these
>>215022442They can’t handle the fact that Bighamposting is an organic phenomenon well on its way to becoming gimmick of the year
i heard rorke is worshiping some pagan gods nowadays
any other all shagged out lads in 30s and cba to bang their girlfriend cos it’s not new and exciting man in?
yum
Right well that's me waking up for a new dawn, a new day
>>215022454make a post here next time you're in perth and i'll take you there lad
>>215022502>>215022454oo ello
>>215022462have done at least one of those
brewing a poo
>>215022467retarded freak
Bigham posting will doubtlessly be GOTYI've already sent in my vote by mail to the Monty Pike
>>215022492afternoon mate
didn't asked
>>215022525shut up sn
brewing a big jug of jenkem
>>215022489try something a bit different to mix it up lad. for example i'm going to attempt to shag the gf up the arse this weekend.
fake spaino :/
>>215022522you're fuming lad. truth hurts
mad how they changed the youtube algorithm and now i'm getting deportation, anti muslim, etc. videos all over my homepage
>>215022462have done none of thesemaybe I need to live a little?
>>215022553retarded freak
>>215022564you're fuming lad. truth hurts
>>215022502Ever shag the fair maid up the arse?
>>215022564you a parrot mate
>>215022442It's really sad to witnessHe's probably wound up from scrubbing the charred remains of last night's dinner of the baking tray
>>215022554the jew is allowing the pendulum to swing back
>>215022553baby boy go eat your tesco shite
Spaino announced he was leaving the thread for good at the beginning of the year.You DO believe him, right Anon?
On my black nigger arc
>>215022550gf will never let me shag her up the arse i fear, although she is coming around ever so slowly to me touching her bumhole
>>215022588absolutely done that spoingly boingly freak
On my gay anal sex arc
Dermot O'Leary sex arse
>>215022580faceblind autist
it Friday and i don't see our special little poster anywhere. come online, lad. we all miss you x
>>215022604I reckon he probably pops in once a month or sohe's a regular bloke with a wife and job, no reason for him to sit about here all day is there
Cheggers
Feeding pibbles some lindt chocolate
Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goesPut it in your pantry with your cupcakesIt's a little secret, just the Robinson's affairMost of all, you've got to hide it from the kidsCoo, coo, ca-choo, Mrs. RobinsonJesus loves you more than you will knowWhoa, whoa, whoaGod bless you, please, Mrs. RobinsonHeaven holds a place for those who prayHey, hey, heyHey, hey, hey
>>215022640Yh no reason for him to be here every day calling people smelly incels is there really unless he was a total sad sack aha
Off to the gymtoil for a bit and then back home for an early Bigham's
couple times considered downloading grindr and shagging a bloke but the thought of shagging a man's pooey arsehole sends shivers down my spine
Remember the 'vid?
>24 years oldThis has to be the most outrageous one yet
>>215022660it is a bit mental how powerful american jews are
>>215022680virgin fit
festive backshots from grandad in santa's grotto
>>215022680Tarq twat
>>215022680bighams eaters look like THIS??
>>215022680Autumn vibes. World at your feet. Enjoy the Bigham's sir.
>>215022680looking good lad, your doing /brit/ proud mate and we all love you x
gf went to cambridge uni and half her uni mates are insufferably up their own arses and openly look down on everyone
>>215022680FOGC
Had a nightmare last night that one of my parrots died and I’ve been feeling anxious all morning :c
>>215022554>>215022594Same with Instagram. Either intentional scheming or they are shit scared of Trump.
>>215022732I bet they want to save all the children in Palestine though and welcome refugees (until it affects them of course)
>>215022732Did they say "yah" instead of "yh"?
pooing gay porn
>>215022680Least powerful Bigham's enjoyer
>>215022654giving mine a chocolate spanner to play with
>>215022744:(get loved and cherished
mad that everyone just forgot about 190cm and assumes he doesn’t post here anymore. That runt is one of you
about to dump a kettle’s worth of coffee in my arsehole
Dunno if I should play more Hollow Knight or try out the Digimon Time Stranger demo. Choices choices.
>>215022386DO NOT MIX WITH ORANGE JUICE
>>215022732wish I had a cambridge gfkiss her and hug her extra tight for me tonight, alright lad and remember how lucky you arewish you the best
>>215022788>I can’t stop coming here therefore nobody else can eitherlol lmao even
>>215022778Live in a pub dining room?
>>215022820Statistically very likely it's a chinky
the umpotatoes have escaped containment
>>215022732is her name Charlotte
>>215022778*grabs the mongrel by the ears and sends him flying into the tv*
>>215022788you are literally obsessed with him
>>215022818Lol that post was me tooGood pattern detection
>>215022778you're the bloke who has beans on toast as a meal aren't you?
>>215022788190 owns this place and he hasnt thought about it in years lmfao
>>215022846doubt it, it's the london unis with the chinksoxbridge try to retain some degree of ethnic homogeneity
>>215022732They do this at UAL too
I’m off for a bit
>>215022860>thinking beans on toast is weirdPaki
anyone seen deegs today?
umkeys going bananas aha x
>>215022895yeahsaw him doing a gay dance in the gay club
kittenberg hunting flies
Do people still sign on
going to have a covfefe then im going to deep clean the flat
Like it or not lads immigration is the reason the country is the way it is just now. Needs dealt with.
>>215022880Na if you've ever been Cambridge it's packed with 'em
rorke stood at the bus stop waiting for the bus
>>215022930deep clean this *spreads my pooey hairy arsehole*
>>215022945screaming what a freak
>>215022933think the failure of privatisation has more to do with it personally
mental what they’re like
>>215022940nah
>>215022880Average Cambridge lecture hall is like the fucking UN
>>215022921Fruit flies are they? Fed up with the little cunts. Need the cold to come round pronto to put an end to it.
mental how tasty they are
Alri lads?
>>215022953Was just saying earlier this morning that the government needs to nationalise everything.
who wants what
Playing that game HadesReally put off by how it's obviously made for queers. The way the characters are drawn is basically gay erotic art
its still bat mating season lads!
Can’t fucking wait for Christmas boys
Not laughed or even smirked at a single one of these odious freak Charlie Bigham posts. You know spaki is typing it thinking it's the funniest shite ever too giggling kicking his fat clubbed feet
>>215022986one bag of gay poo
alri friday lads? deegs in?
>>215022980hi mate hiya hopws if foing
>>215022990The characters all look ugly as sin in that game
>>215023002Get a Breton Chicken down you lad
i tell you if james martin did ready meals charlie b will be dead in a week
>>215023002We heard you the first time mate you can stop having a tantrum now
>>215023010foing well mate jus finnisht my wank and now im hetinn up my bighems
not a fan of roguelikes at all
didn't "go uni". muh biggest regret. joined the workforce at 16. now i'm 30. missed it all. freshers week. societies. the fun. the laughter. just toil for me. it not right.one thing nobody will ever say about me: "he's educated"
>>215022990Art people are queers, you'll have to get used to it. It takes a certain amount of fruitiness to think you'll make a living selling drawings or playing music instead of the coal mines. Just ignore it and it'll go away before long
have got to start packing on timber winter coming
>>215023053I like Balatro
Friendly reminder to all tubbies. No shortcuts.
my Temu package has made it through customs at stansted
>>215023067If it makes you feel any better a lot of lads here went to uni and spent the 4 years in their rooms wanking
>>215023080never played itdont like card games either
Moved into the new flatshare today and all I can hear is this guy with a thick Nigerian accent in the room below mine screaming at his phone. But for £600pm (bills included) I suppose it’s expected.
I can save her
>>215023067Who caresI went to uni and did all that and couldn't care less. Drinking and party culture is vapid and disgusting
>>215023084no hard graft = no resultsquite simple really
>>215023067I went to uni and also missed freshers' week and the societies and the fun and the laughter if that's any help
>>215022301what a stupid comment
just cooked some salmon parmentier and sent it off to sainsburys
>>215023077Bulking is such a memeWe're not bears living in the woods that need to fatten upJust remain consistent and you're physique will be better
remember when ofcom was going to shut us down? what happened to that?
>>215023084don’t show lizzo this
>>215023067Ok well at least you did something. I didn’t go uni but I also didn’t join the work force
>>215022881isnt that some shit arts uni for spastics?
>>215023110London? I pay a bit more (£850) but my flatmates are of a high standard and most importantly all white
>>215023084I’ve been on Mounjaro for almost a year now and it’s worked wonders. I don’t even mind staying on it forever desu, I’m used to it now.
stockwells beans and little sausagesin a toasted sandwichyummy
>>2150231314chan called their bluff
>>215023067You made up for it by using those years to climb the career ladder, right lad?
find a good English women and save together for a deposit on a mortgage or face squalor forever
>>215023154>>215023110I pay £1150 in London and my flat mates are both chinkyssuch is life
>>215023131still on the cards
>>215023108KTIM. Was there for 5 years and didn’t get a crumb of pussy and made zero friends
>>215023067my entire uni experience was ordering ubereats and watching mousenonce have meltdowns
>>215022846she is literally chinese lol
>>215023154Chester. Doesn’t help that I had zero landlord references so I really just had to take whatever I could get
>>215023202lol I take back what I said about you being luckyyour planning to marry pang pang?does she have any english cambridge uni friends you can get with?
I loved uni. Find it genuinely bizarre how some people didn’t go, like they missed such a fundamental part of the experience of being young. All my mates now are people I met in uni and my girlfriend I met in uni too.
>>215023202Have you considered the possibility that she may be a CCP spy?
FUCK OFF MUM
>>215023067I went to uni didn't make any friends didn't have sex didn't get a worthwhile degree but now the government takes an extra £150 a month off me for my student loan
>>215023067me? went uni, played sports, shagged, learned lots, took lots of drugs. time of my life really init
>>215023226bored of the Bigham spam already, heatherpaedo?
Was too thick for Uni, me. While everyone was partying I was in the library reading the same paragraph twenty times trying to learn and figure out what everybody else managed to grasp instantly. Also hated clubbing and hookup culture so I think I was a bit doomed from the start.
What's the British word for anal prolapse
keith chegwin sex arse
My Bollocks Under the Hammer
need to go to Japan and get one of those mentally ill landmine girls to marry and ruin my life
>>215023269You have to have no soul to shag someone you just met
>>215023269this was mespent so much time in the library because I'm slow and didn't go clubbing onceat least I got a high first and a good job out of it
>>215023230Exactly, it's the ultimate runt filter.
>>215023226>you gonna marryye, she's cute and hot and nice and plays video games with me>>215023236unironically yes lol
>>215023150It's one of the best arts unis worldwide
rorke gay porn dancinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w20O7Q0zz0k
>>215023280meant for >>215023274
>>215023309but what do your parents and grandparents think?
think i might have a look at /gif/ real quick
>>215023315so yeah then
>loved uni shagged loads and went clubbing every weekend
>>215023309not answering on the chinese allegations then?
All well and good but your average uni bloke gets bullied out and about by working class lads
>>215023335Leftypol containment board, that
>>215023315>best>art unipick one
>>215023309>ye, she's cute and hot and nice and plays video games with meDeffo a spy
why are women in this country so drunkenly nihilistic?
My dinners this week:Monday:>Yorkshire Provender chicken and lentil soup with a buttered sourdough baguetteTuesday:>McDonalds double quarter pounder and 20 chicken nuggetsWednesday:>Charlie Bigham’s meatballs al forno for twoThursday:>Yorkshire Provender Thai Green Curry soup with whole meal pitta breadsFriday:>Crosta & Mollica stromboli pizza with homemade spicy wedgesGot nothing in for the weekend so it’s probably two takeaways, not sure where. Maybe Taco Bell cos one opener nearby and I want to try it.
just want a bigger man to fuck my brains out
Rorke sharing classified /brit/ info with his CCP gf
>>215023331mum loves her, grandparents are dead so idk lol>>215023353already answered on that x
>>215023215>Nigerians in ChesterGrim
>>215023353nevermind, you haveaccept my concession
would rather live with mumberg again than live in a flatshare tbqh
>>215023388don't bother with taco bell it's actually pure slop and I say this as a slop enjoyer it's not nice
>>215023309>ye, she's cute and hot and nice and plays video games with meYou sound like a manchildNo wonder you're dating a chinky
wish i had a ccp spy gf
>>215023388How obese are you?
>>215023393She sounds lovely. How did you meet?
>>215023373They watched Skins when they were 15 and want to be Effy
been simultaneously drunk and hungover all week
>>215023424jealous runt shaking in anger that somebody else is happywhat a miserable little boy you are
>>215023439why
>>215023439grim.
>>215023373they have to live in constant fear of being looked at in public
>>215023447freshers' innit
>>215023447drinking to feel better from the hangover
>>215023421Yeah? I’m honestly tempted just to see for myself. What did you have?>>215023427Not at all, in fact I’m technically underweight according to the NHS BMI calculator. I just have a small instant porridge for lunch every day so my dinner is almost my only meal. Most days I eat under 2000 calories.
>>215023447hate my life
heather melty incoming
>>215023464I always stare at people on the tube (usually get an erection too) and have never got any bother
nightclubs are fucking grimcan count the amount of times i've had fun in a nightclub on one hand
God if you are listening just kill me right now please
can i just ask that you not respond on my behalf please?thanks
>>215023430thanks lad she's the best. through a mutual friend init
>>215023503bro is reading the code book omds
>>215023507do what I want gayboy
>>215023502There's a reason you HAVE to be drunk and/or on drugs to enjoy them
Rorke's grandpa rising from the grave to take the piss out if his CCP girlfriend's slanty eyes
>>215023502it’s the thrill of the hunt lad. The best part is catching a women
>>215023502thiswhenever I've been to one I end up drinking really fast because there's nothing else I want to do there. don't want to dance, don't want to listen to drunk mongs talk bollocks. I just don't go anymore if the evening is headed that way I just go home for a cup of tea and bed
Any handsome felines in?
>>215023495Because people feel sorry for you Diego, you’re too pitiable to be a threat
managed to quit nicotine but I seem to have replaced it with doubling my caffeine intakehad a coffee and a monster already and fancy another monster
>>215023503alan turing are we
>>215023517I don’t even understand it nigga just talking about morse code I thought it was about computers
wouldn’t trust a Chinese women as a girlfriend. Just wired differently, cultural differences too ingrained to be a happy bond
>sell stock>its value goes up>buy stock>its value goes down
if you’re flying to Dubai in economy, you can’t afford it believe me
it not right
>>215023519yes im gay what does that have to do with anything
>>215023566Ok but then again you spend your life spamming cuck fantasies and seething about Irish diaspora on 4chan so…
>>215023555lol is it on your uni reading list or something?I would recommend bird's thinking functionally with haskell if you want to learn to code
buying an extra large pillow is the biggest mistake i've ever made in my life
chinese gf that can cook smoked chicken like from the chinkybooomg... peng
>>215023566chinks are the most culturally compatible with whites
>>215023599I have an English girlfriend
>>215023621You've made good decisions so far if this is your biggest
I wish I could see clearly.
>>215023572All me btwt.bogberg
>>215023512Good for you. Couldn't happen to me because I'm an asocial freak with no female friends.
sitting in my room all day because none of my mates ever make plans with me
>>215023633Ok but you don’t though do you?
>>215023673We're your mates :)
doing an uncomfortable poo
>>215023621i've got one of those body pillows that anime man havebig heavy one but without the anime girl on itit lush, good for the ball comfort
>>215023645Get some contacts if you're so afraid of being called four-eyes
planning with my mates because none of my rooms ever make day with me
>>215023673sitting in my room all day (for the last two decades) because I have no mates
>Amongst the English, culture, like sport, is a privilege of good society. Just imagine, in no country is Shakespeare so badly acted as in England. They love music, but their love is not returned! Besides, they have no thinker of genius. What does the National Gallery mean there, to the mass of the people? It’s like their social reform. It wasn’t called for, like German reform, by the needs of conscience, but solely by reasons of State.>At Bayreuth one meets more Frenchmen than Englishmen. Quote me the example of a single theatre in England where work is done that compares with the work we do in hundreds of theatres.>But I’ve met a lot of Englishmen and Englishwomen whom I respect. Let’s not think too much about those whom we know, with whom we’ve had those deceptive official dealings—they’re not men. Despite everything, it’s only with the people that we can associate.AH
>>215023677the fact you think that’s somehow outlandish is quite funny
>>215020911>>215020911>>215020911
did a massive smelly poo and just heard flatmateberg go straight in there afterwards haha
did the funny man link the old again?
>>215012604>>215012604>>215012604
Heating up poo seal for lunch.Captcha B1GH4M
So it this bigham thing another one of heathermongs “gimmicks” then?
someone quickly tell me if I'm playing pokemon platinum or white 2
>>215023777No. I started it.
>>215023755このスレも投稿してるww
>>215023802>>215023802>>215023802
>>215023804>>215023804>>215023804
>>215023717Not outlandish for a person to have a gf, outlandish for YOU to have a gf. Big difference sweaty
>>215023780PlatinumBetter imo (it's my favourite)
>>215023860>>215023860>>215023860
