pool seal for 2 edition
>>215023804>>215023804>>215023804real noo
started another useless gimmick award
this is the thread
>>215023824what uses should gimmicks have in your expert opinion
what should I do for breakfastlunch
>walk into a room>get distracted by something >forget why I went there in the first place Not a fan of this gimmick
>>215023821Holden meltie
Kind of mental how Prince Andrew was only ever accused by one woman who was known to have changed her story multiple times and made similar accusations against othersAlso mental how the media collectively decided to believe her before Andrew did that infamous interview, and only doubled-down on it when Andrew looked vaguely guilty during the interview, despite nothing said in it having been disprovenAndrew's side of things was always consistent Really strange isn't it
It’s preferable to his cronem gimmick anyway, keep posting about the bighams mate
>>215023821This thread was posted first desu I will fall on my sword
Lots has been said about Bigham's yet my Big hams remain untouched. What a travesty.
>>215023845I hear Bigham's poo seal for 2 is quite good
>>215023852How tall are you lad?
>>215023802£9.95 plus tip
>>215023859Do they sell Bighams in France? Carrefour should get on it
Charlie Bigham hand delivering meals to the Gherkin for the cronemHe made a new luh goat curry meal just for them xx
dogberg onamadone
Eastenders on tonight
back from /gif/, quite the odd place that haha
>Kind of mental how Prince Andrew was only ever accused by one woman who was known to have changed her story multiple times and made similar accusations against others>Also mental how the media collectively decided to believe her before Andrew did that infamous interview, and only doubled-down on it when Andrew looked vaguely guilty during the interview, despite nothing said in it having been disproven>Andrew's side of things was always consistent>Really strange isn't it
>>215023907yeah?
Look for advice for a specific question for a game on google.Top result is redditView the pageHas loads of responses, none of them answer the question.Every fucking time.Great job Google, this is why you'll die to ChatGPT because you prioritise that fucking god awful shitty website with its absolutely fucking useless userbase of cunts instead of something half decent.
>>215023900It's Friday, it's never on tonight
>>215023879I’m 6’6 - 201cm to be exact
>>215023931yh
>>215023897lmfao that dog is loving it i love this image thank u for posting him
>>215023892The frogs are too snobbish to eat ready meals. Would rather spend double getting half as much to eat with a side of spit
>>215023934HATE redditors me
>>215023850Also weird how they treated a member of high society hanging out with the world's biggest socialite as weirdAre we assuming everyone who hung out with Epstein/Maxwell was having kids funnelled to them?
on the subject of royals I've seen some very nasty posts about are Kate because she was laughing with Trumplot of horrible people joking about her cancer
the gf, say something nice about her
>>215023940taller than eddie hall x
heathermong is desperate to stop cuck posting but is so fat he has to spam about frozen food to fill the void instead lmfao
>>215023951>The frogs are too snobbish to eat ready meals
>>215023850Epstein entrapped people for Mossad who probably weren't active/genuine nonces. They will have been used to having sex with young women and not noticed the difference between a 17 and 18 year old.
>>215023932something off about this image
Congratulations to the lucky lad in this thread with the cambridge uni CCP gf. We all look on in envy.
>>215023980It's not frozen>>215023988Prepared meals*
>>215023961Nasty people leftypols
>>215023965her laces are tied. she did a good job there
>>215023951That’s definitely not true with how popular Picard is
lmao he thinks charlie bighams is frozen
>>215024007just end your life already heatherpaedo
just had an incredibly mediocre sandwich from the paki shop
>>215023965
>>215023980Not frozen and I'm not fat. British losers are normally not fat (unlike NA whales) but keep projecting you obese candian incel freak policeman.
>>215024003>*shits out a hapa son*Oh yeah really jealous
>>215023988so they have the same beans and sausage as us yet WE get the bad rep for it? those sneaky fuckin frog cunts
>>215024039DTFIC failing to FI yet again
Rorke and his CCP girlfriend going on a day trip to observe the operations of Port of Felixstowe from a distance while she makes notes
>>215024060>*shits out emma radacanu*Yeah I think I'm still jealous
baited for those exact responses
>>215024092LOL! POO SCREMSING AND CAKCLINGpang pang with the notepad (she a spy fs)
>>215024051girl in the middle has neoliberal teeth
>>215024111#dtfictory
>>215024092are you jealous of that man’s relationship? I disagree with shagging bugs but at least somethings getting tucked in
just pretending x
Catberg sat on the armrest enjoying the thread
might reread ER's manifesto
might go woke
absoluetly fuming my pizza order took so long. i dont have a microwave and this thing is stone fucking cold
>>215024152>ERwe call it A&E here mate
>>215023907bbc wank was it?
>>215024169project on
>>215024061Here beans and sausages are called beans in Breton style.It's criminal how much hate Britain gets for normal food.
You lot am boring today
>>215024094um you're not supposed to shag your own offspring
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gjz-eRoxyYM
>>215024164bang it in the oven or fair ryer
This is a pretty good litmus test for British values: do you regard this image with respect, or disgust?
such is life in the dollhouse
Off me nutGood thing not toiling today
Craving a Bigham’s moussaka rn
ooo bonnie blue got punched in the jaw at an event
>>215021431>>215021431I'm 28 m8 as of about a week ago.I'm circling the drain. Of a black hole.You get magic powers when you're young. If you have a good development then you iceskate on a path towards self fulfillment and go to bed at night with a smile on your face because life's meaning is spelled out for you in raised gold lettering.If your development is "a bit rough" then parts of yourself aren't fully integrated and constantly risk branching off into a cancerous growth. Your job is to prune and maintain and guide it in the right direction.
>>215024150get him stroked
anyone know how I can kick the bbc porn? Genuine question
>>215024210bretons have filthy mer blood
>>215024226Good to see her fanny took a break from being smashed
>>215024248Well, why do you watch it to begin with?
>>215024226she probably liked it the dirty mare
would if you could though wouldn't you
>>215024226>Bonnie Blue ‘punched in FACE’ at nightclub before controversial adult star shouts ‘get those fat f***s away from me!"Faggots?
>>215024248stop being a porn-addicted chronically-online perma-incel
>>215024210For me? It’s his Tuscan Sausage Rigatoni
>>215024210It's based and radically British
rangers the first group of men not to finish Infront of bonnie blue
>>215024275Dunno just easy to wank to >>215024284Not helpful
>>215024240head pattedbelly fullhairballs emptied simple as
>>215024248wouldn't know lad, got a crippling addiction to JAV you see
uh oh melty
>>215024309>Dunno just easy to wank toWhat do you mean?
>bonnie blue age: 26paper round in chernobyl ffs
Never heard of Charlie Kirk until last week. Why do reformers think I should care again?
best man in that garbage city
had two wanks yesterday which is very extreme for me as I'm a one wank a week man
>>215024202dont have those. only stove element
>>215024336her labia certainly looks to have been exposed to radiation
>>215023988>>215024036Only eaten by foreigners. Real french people only eat at McDonald's, also known as macdo in the local babble.>>215024061>>215024177Cassoulet doesn't come with tomato sauce, it doesn't have sauce.Paid my fee to catberg again today, that one sure loves her pars and scratches in front of the ears.
Reaching that stage where I'm becoming the unc at work. 18 year old started earlier and he does my head in, can tell he thinks I'm an old cunt too.
bonnie poo
I'm off to the pube
I'll dumb it down for you.You fry it with air.It's that simple.
>>215024338it really demonstrated how Americanised this country is. on both sides of the political spectrum. too many internet-addicted FREAKS gobbling up yank politics 24/7 and forcing everyone else to care. sick of it
right that's another namefag filtered
>>215024386You can't fry things with airThat's woke
>>215024336Thought she was mid 30s
>>215024385At 1pm?
>>215024324Like turns me on can wank and be done in 5 minutes
No need for an Air Fryer me. An oven is all I need to cook my Bighams.
is it too early for cans
the humble air friar
just turned woke. proper livid at racism and sexism
>>215024375Have become this too but I don't careSome of the stuff the zoomers come out with makes me cringe my nut off
>>215024411Why does it 'turn you on'? You have to really drill down into why you watch it.
ln memory of this person who died believing in free speech we're banning free speech
>>215024402It's Friday Rorke
Bonnie Blue is a national hero on par with Princess Diana
ive got crabs in my pubic hair crabs crabs crawling on my pubes
>>215024438are u talking to me
>>215024434You summed it up perfectly actually, mental stuff going on
>>215024428Depends how many
>Remembering summer of 2017 when rorke discovered weed and got heavily into drum and bass and called himself MC tranquility for 2 months then got robbed by black youths in southend when attending a gig haha>>Absolute clown
>>215024433Ah no that’s way to deep fuk that
curious timing for leftypol to be banging on about free speech after years of suppressing it
negatively drinking a can't of beer
>>215024491Then you will not break the habit and will stay perpetually frustrated
freedom of speech doesn't free you from social consequences actuallysogrow up
>>215024386That's just using the hob without turning it on
Ayr Friar
>>215024522leftypol utterly rocked after getting a big dose of his own medicine
>>215024502reckon rorke doesn't care for free speech either tbqh
Freedom of speech doesn't exist until anyone can say the n word without consequence
rorke's da eating a hot dog
any black man in
>>215024556there's a few in your mums bed
>>215024556im spiritually black
>>215024556No they've all been kicked out
*readies my fist at the mention of black men*better fucking not be
>>215024562
ahh yes discussing the very british charles kirkenthorpe again are we
>>215024562scrumble
>>215024556alri slowhand
Nothing to be black about in my life
>>215024569leftypol readying his fist at the mention of black men. so he can drop to his knee and punch the air with it
>>215024502>>215024542Let's be honest there's a sizeable chunk on both sides of politics who are quite happy to see the other killed. Free speech is the least of their worries.
mental how the news just lies about heatwaves and snow for basically no reason
>>215024488Vaguely remember posting this
Free speech is a danger to society l hope we have even less soon
>>215024606ktim need leftypol out of business
Mouth hurts due to Skittle over-indulgence
>>215024562no black people in australia lad
browns are a danger to society l hope we have even less soon
baby when we're grinding i get so excited oh how i like it i try but i can't fight it
Charlie Kirk? Dont careCharlie Bingham? Get my belly stuffed.That's my politics TIA
>>215024618manufactured hysteria to generate clicks and therefore advertising revenue and funding
my farts are a danger to society l hope we have even less soon
This is the only Kirk I ever want to see discussed in /brit/
>>215024634fewer
>>215024654whos that balding gimp
>>215024638Before you try and get me done this was an accident please
>>215024654alri my 80 year old nan
>>215024618Just more woke shite to push the global warming narrative
well leftyrorke?
*surreptitiously places my love letter into dtfic's north american front garden postbox*
Stuart Bingham
>>215024721Look like they vote Jezbollah
craping a turd poo style... shit
>>215024479all of the cans
Charlie Bingfam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYk2esbrBKM
>>215024730*starts banging on his front window from the inside and holds up a paper saying please help*
*enters the thread with my cock visibly throbbing in my shorts*alri lads ow's it hangin
Actual third world jeet parked his car halfway across my drive and was standing on the pavement eating his lunch. Had to go out and tell him off cos I needed to get my car out, he apologised profusely. Sounds like a larp but just happened
do you lads actually like me
Half a belvita fell in my brew
Shaving off bits of my lung into dinner like a truffle
>>215024819who are you?
updating my myspace page
Fantastic news, one of my local churches is becoming a mosque
Not sure on this new IOS 26
>>215024842Diversity is our strength
>>215024829ifykyk
Hit over 100 in the jag on a b road back from site today ladsDon't know why the 3 litre XE wasn't more popular with the charvas, it's much happier hitting big speeds than your S3/S4s and M140is and the supercharger noise is badness
>>215024842Were you a regular attendee?
>>215024819Big fan of Canadians
dont have a smart phone me i have an old nokia that i can take the battery out of
i believe in free speech above all elsedont care if you're a rorke or a leftypol, democracy doesnt work without it
>>215024842jesus has been cancelled because of woke
working from home? more like WANKING from home wahey! *wanks*
Might start wanking my little gay cock to some peng gay porn
>>215024886Nope x i wonder what happens to the graves when this happens
autoglass repairautoglass replace
>>215024884sad what happened to jaguaralways wanted one but don't think that dream will ever come true
Honey smoked hamBeachwood smoked cheese (no rind as it will kill me)Branston pickled chutneyon sourdoughthe sandwich for lunch
beef and horseradish bap down the gullet
>>215024884jags are seen as old man cars, even if a lot of them are v capable
doing many poos. many many poos.
stop sandwichposting you're making me hungry
Breakfast from Flamingo Land Resort. Corrrrrrrr.
>>215024901Sure this is not an original thought but the reason batteries are fixed now will be for state snooping purposes
>>215024925nice
>>215024971peng
>>215024901Agree with you but whites are going to turn away from democracy if they can't compete with imported voters.
>>215024971america was the first country to land on the toast
>>215024958and their attempt to change this public perception was to put out an advert full of weird looking troons with no actual car lmao
um
thanks for reminding me that ive got a sourdough rye ready for me
>>215024938Beautiful
right well that's a gay porn
>>215024971FOYalso that looks grim af
ANOTHER GAY MAN
>>215025000just bizarre reallygoes to show just how incredibly out of touch marketing teams are with reality
>>215025007heyy x
>>215024556wag1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aumaSFICCE?si=YOaYOwx7wHeCQAjs&t=938
>>215024932It's tragic desu, from about 2007 through to corona they made chucked out banger after banger. Every car that got the supercharged 5.0 was fucking sick, and the V6 F Type and XE are great as well. Brits just have brain worms about German cars, because no way should the M5 have outsold the XFR.
>>215024999cute post
>>215025023Flamingo Land Resort is in Kirby Misperton.
an adult man with hiccups :skull:
>>215025026https://youtu.be/cprBs7-hSko?feature=shared
>>215025026smokes, let's go
>>215025048People think German cars are well built and reliable despite not being true for 20 years
>>215023821>aussie threadFuck that
nth for the baddiedem
>>215025088good post
>>215025072did I stutter? F O YOY
what do we think about a /brit/ trip to Alton towers?
>>215024971Me ripping that flag right out and reminding the whole restaurant that toast is BRITISH
>>215025000They had a go with this and it sort of worked, JLR had a good few years of sales but they left Jag to wither on the vine.https://youtu.be/e7gR7EYjcP8If they'd kept updating the cars it would have worked.
>>215025107I'll hold the bags!
>>215025106What does the Y stand for?
>>215025048yepnot the only car brand that's been thoroughly gutted of all soul seems cars are all destined to be boring electric appliances until the end of time from now onward
>>215025107would rather drayton manor or m&d's
>>215025128yaxley lennon
>>215025128don't make me FOY you a third time because god help me I will
>>215025128yer ma
>>215024623Yeah we should just hand society over to billionaires while ordinary people starve and die, shouldn't we Rorke
>>215025128You
we should ban all porn
my new Uniqlo Airism boxers caress my sack so softly
is brit dead?been like six years since I was here last
>>215024971It's on days like this I remember why us continentals will never see eye to eye with the Anglo-Saxon.
>>215025125such a kino ad, to think the company would be completely in the toilet just 10 years later
>>215025180Alive and kicking, baby.
>>215025180yes
>>215024744Based /147/ poster
>if you want to learn to code just start with haskellcan't imagine how mentally deficient you have to be to type this shite
>>215025180yeah it's been dead for years, we're all just bots
I like aston martin dbsand nissan skyline gtrand subaru imprezaand saab 9000don't really know any other cars but I like these
>>215025167Or...we could not hand society over to billionaires while not handing it over to immigrants either! Anyone? H..hey guys!
>>215025180been dead since about 2017, I still come here though for god knows what reason
>>215025209start FORTH
far too late to learn to code
UCATCO?
>>215025236>been dead since about 2017strange lie
code just completely filters me, even a supposedly easier language like python is like mysterious ancient runes to me
>>215025243ktim might drop out of uni i know theres a few good years left before AI fully takes over but i also dont like it anymore and cba
cant stop myself falling asleep
rorke is really scaring me now
>>215025277python being considered a "beginner" language is tragic
>>215025279What's the advantage of dropping out?
>>215025282this is longcat in 2025feel old yet?
>>215025282SCP berge
>>215025277I crash out after homeJust don't have the patience to learn it
>>215025308not sure, i deferred this semester and not feeling any urge at all to go back
>>215025324>homeHtml I meant
who are the big posters nowwhat are the gimmicks
>>215025292how so? it's not particularly difficult, and it's extremely versatile which makes it ideal for people who absorb information better through a hands on approach
there's some zoomers at my toil to claim to have worked as paper boys in their youthto which I said I don't believe them because they aren't old enough for people to still have been reading newspaperslying fuckers.I really ought to be a lawyer.
>>215025258that was when the first leftypol raids started, I guess it was still semi usable until post covid though
Public sector borrowing in August jumps to highest in five yearsCovid level borrowing lol
tacgnol vs longcat the final battle
>>215025353a) meb) poo seal
>>215025277takes a minute to click but once it does it's a piece of piss
>>215025381should rape their twink arses
a..anyone?*fades into black and white*It's a good idea I promise!*gets proscribed as a terror organisation*
once knew a paki girl and she took me to a paki takeaway and she had extra hot sauce but i had mild
>>215025233I think I want a society with values that are similar to mine. If that means some people in society who are immigrants, okay. I don't mind if someone is an immigrant. As long as they have good values and they abide by the law, that's fine with me.
>>215025389big financial melty incoming but the jews at the illuminati will postpone it by another 2 years by printing another gazillion
how do we fix this continent then lads
getting /brit/ proscribed as a virgin organisation
>>215025389Emergency measures for the biomass epidemic
>>215025389And yet despite a borderline supermajority they couldn't even push through PIP reforms and cutting winter fuel. We are royally fucked. At least most of my money is in US and Euro stocks so I'm insulated from a sterling collapse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJnyhPGH2cw
>>215025443is that david lammy
>>215025447/brit/ is a shaggers' general
JavaScript is the perfect beginner language
>>215025380it's a hodgepodge of bad ideas that obscures how programming actually works and gives the impression of flexibility while actually being quite rigid plus it's slow and ugly and getting enshittified by ai slop code at light speed
Diego has not been spotted in two weeksHe has passed away sadly
take the piss
>>215025443LOL! have you seen the videos in London of africans trying to bewitch each other?
>>215024428chuck us one lad
>>215025443virgin western debates:>uhmmm aktually according to the figures in Q1 of 2025, the gross mean product of human development was 2% higher than you claim, and we must consider blah blah blahchad african debate:>fight me with a stick you fuckin pansy
36 minutes of hiccups i will pay you to kill me now
>>215025489low barrier for entry but allows you to make a lot of weird mistakes that can ingrain bad habits. my uni taught us C for our first language and it meant we learned all the fundamentals, knew what was going on underneath it all, and it meant that learning other languages after was a piece of piss
>>215025520LOL! dem timmies think the numbers mattermeanwhile the cronem will hit you with their s-curve batons
>html is too hard for mefucking grim i can't imagine being spastic
>>215025549fuck up
>>215025549wind your neck in heatherfreak
i was sent from Africa to destroy you
Deep down in Louisiana close to New OrleansWay back up in the woods among the evergreensThere stood a log cabin made of earth and woodWhere lived a coloured boy named Johnny B. GoodeWho never ever learned to read or write so wellBut he could clart a katy just like a-ringin' a bell
>>215025549why are you like this seriously
>>215023860>>215023860>>215023860
*walks into thread with 30 guys with free palestine signs and sits down in the middle silently*
