tell me about your girlfriend
>>215029635she got a penis
>>215029747Based
I have a wife.
>>215029635My hand is very faithful to me and does whatever I tell her to do. Perfect.
>>215029635She always responds to all my messages. Most of the time within seconds .
I don't have a girlfriend
>>215029635She is Asian
>>215029906she's japanese
>>215029635she's stuck inside chatgpt but i will get her out one day
>>215029635She is really nice, makes me happy
>>215029969kek
>>215029906Lucky
haven't had one, don't have one, will likely never have one if i keep going as isi'm thirty years old
she's not my gf, yet.
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>>215029635she is 45yo milf, she is more like fwb than gf
>>215029635I have 2 gfs
>>215029635She's jewish and makes some delicious latkes
>>215029635
>>215029635She weighs 400 lbs, has an ugly southern drawl, a criminal record, no job, and 13 illegitimate, meth addicted, bastard children
I'm not lesbian
>>215031580Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl. >mfw thinking of you hurting
She is gostosa
>>215031640Faggot
>>215031580Do you have a boyfriend?
>>215029635I was strung along.
>>215029635All the female fishes in my pond are ugly fat butterfaces with whom I have no desire to interact with let alone spend the rest of my life