"Imagine the smell" edish
>gyaldemfreak is almost 40 years oldfuck me i genuinely thought he was some porn-addicted soft-headed 19 year old zoomer. that is really properly grim
>>215034937only four or five more hours until mass effect is finished downloading
>migoSakura Miko is a popular Japanese virtual YouTuber (VTuber) affiliated with the Hololive Production agency, known for her content as a "shrine maiden" who became an idol and embraces human culture. As a member of Hololive's Generation 0, she debuted in 2018 and is recognized for her chaotic and fun personality, her love for sandbox games like Grand Theft Auto V, and her dedication to entertaining her fans, often referred to as "35P>pengpeng/pɛŋ/adjective informal• British Englishvery appealing, attractive, or impressive (used as a general term of approval)."she looks ridiculously peng">migopengpic related
Corrr
zoomer rorke getting turned out by muslim gangs in prison in 2030 when it's illegal to be white
hello rorkes and rorkettes
reminder to report the BE flags posts
>>215035026lot of mass that's going to be converted into poo
>>215035032
nth for the gyaldem
hello my umchickens
sometimes wish i was irish rather than scottishirish is a more shagger nationality than scottish, women from europe, america, australia like the accent better. when you’re english you’re common and well understood. scottish is a garbled mong accent. irish is beloved.least im not welsh. grim that
>>215035059bizarre post most americans cant really tell the difference between irish and scottishfuck even some english cunts cant tell
>>215035032agreed
You'd all be in awe of my presence, thats fine
>>215035059welsh are by far the best from the isleswhen i think of irish i think of annoying little cunts dancing to their gay little folk musicmeanwhile the welsh are draconic rugged mountainmen
>>215035053bro you're literally an old man do you not have anything better to do?
>>215034996I posted the supposed the age of a certain shitposter but the post went right over your head>>215035032
>Abdul Amir threw the kitten from his balcony flat at The Warehouse, Horlicks Quarter, in Slough on 3 September 2024.>An autopsy on the kitten showed it had been alive when it was thrown from the balcony and no explanation was ever given why Amir did what he did.
>>215035059Welsh lads are rugby chads
ps
he forgot to mention that 3 can be read as mi and 5 can be read as go, hence 35 = migo
>>215035137ai slopper
>>215035110yh*posts this too*
Lads, someone talk sense into meIt's raining outside and I don't want to get the cans
the tongue one
/brit/ meetup at the cathouse TONIGHT
>>215035150looks real to me
cheeky walk to the shops for teabags i reckonhaha imagine i never came back x
>>215035107the irish are beloved globally and everyone larps as them on st patrick’s day and claims to have irish heritage. people know irish actors and bands. yanks practically suck their cocks. everyone sees them as funny and charming and coolmeanwhile everyone outside the british isles >wales? what’s that
>>215034888He wouldn't want you to do it
tempted to pick up a kebab toniteim broke thoughbeit
>>215035120>Abdul Amirblud is from GTA
Need a bus pass and a food stamp card
>>215035162what about loud
where is the /brit/ christmas do this year lads I didn't see an invite
proof gyaldem freak is an old man??
And that's the word luh filtered
>>215035181being coveted by yanks is a grim fate, meanwhile the welsh are inscrutable, unknown, rugged men
did the jannies finally caught the belgian freak? haven’t seen him in some time
>>215035213mp
>>215035114teio on the gabber
Need an inscrutable, unknown, rugged man to bum my arse
HEY CARRIE ANNE WHATS YOUR GAME CAN ANYONE PLAAAY?
>>215035264he is posting on his UK flag now
>>215035036good morning! I just woke up
having a suck
Listening to Eurobeat to hype me to go to the pub
Saw this and instantly thought of youse x
Rorke's school uniform
you is fucked in your heada nd way too far gone
>>215035320So you can sit in a smelly damp room drinking old man pints?
>>215035296reckon that’s not just heathernonce larping?
>>215035327normal people
excuse me while I kiss this guy
>>215035327Really no need to share that is there?
>>215035327them gays are strange
>>215035358who cares theyre both mentally retarded and not welcome here
>>215035253it isn’t. because yank women are incredibly easy and would unironically shag you because of your accent. and also do things like spend obscene money in scotland to “learn their ancestral heritage”. literally make a few tartan items with their name on it and some bollocks about their “clan history” and they fall for it.
>>215035327Is this that 36 year old who looks 17
filter is getting mighty long
>>215035364homo hendrix aha !
here's my customized teio model
>>215035327there's a bloke on /britfeel/ who wants to lick urinals
alas a grim fate it is to be reduced to merely beloved stock characters and accents for hordes of american tourists, but there are darker paths the world could have went
>>215035412are you going to nut on it
Irish identity is centered around victimhood, resentment and self-deprecation
as always, lets give it a go
>>215035392Lel
>>215035356Exactly!
just had a moment of post nut clarity
after this thread, in real life (my actual house) lots of bad vibes floating around my house and it does need to stop. literally evil things floating around and it is not acceptable
>>215035286yes I love that songdo you like this one?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-EKGsrq39E
every (you) i get i imagine it is a fellow /brit/ poster giving me a kiss on the lips x
leftypol's wife
>>215035447Yeah I do. I like a lot of 60s songs
>>215035504actually that's what most black "men" marry
wtf Americans have decongestants which they heat up in the microwave!? but how does that work? the microwave waves would flip around the atoms in the medicine...
on the cans (cider)might post without a veil of irony
>>215035504like a reflex action lmaoyou’re such a grim mentalist
maybe if i die at the computer i can be a ghost on the internet, that would be cool maybeat least it would have been a long time ago, i guess it would suck now
on the speghatti meatballs
Lads, here's an ideaTaking the cans and noncing them by drinking them
one nothing wrong wit hme level of discourse quite low on brit today two nothing wrong with me
>>215035558going bricker tonight
TogetherTV seems to have a Mary Millington film on every single nightNot complaining though
Nursing my pint until my mates show up
>>215035558that's crazy, are you in any way proficient on tin whistle or perhaps the eulian pipes?
Don't know if I should actually bother making dinner. Might be able to get away with not having it
squee
>>215035557conceptually idiotic dish that exposes a total ignorance of cooking and ingredients by anybody who makes it
>>215035612dangerous and downright stupid
French mental asylum patients smoking la cigarette
'60s music is timeless
>>215035596look at your phone, look around expectantly, take a sip, look at your phone
>>215035412teio looking lit, what's the name of the kit?
any shondo man in? im 34 btw
>>215035612going to have 4 hot dogs i reckon
>>215035651You mean the song about the weed or the song about Vietnam or the song about the weed?
>hurr look at me I play Warhammer
>>215035648really?
report the BE flags posts
the ones to watch are those ghouls that paint those little action figures
See my problem is I'm past drinking. Eight beers is nothing. Three bottles of wine.
>>215035662kits*
>>215035702shut up nigga
>>21503566230 minute sisters tokai teio + 30 minute missions air fighter + 30 minute missions option part set 5
>>215035669I like the song about the walrus
so we'll march day and night by the big cooling tower
>>215035646lucky i didn't make it then just microwaved it
>>215035558ive got a kfc in (collected, looked like white staff today which is great) and put some voddy in the pepsi
>>215035651not really it actually sounds very of it's time
hopped on the vpnwill be spam reporting the belgian and heatherpaedo
reported
more of a miku man myself. will never own anything other than miku figurines because she is my queen
>>215035516me toodo you like donovan?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHxfOZH8cew
>>215035026hideous top
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Swqw5a8I4b4
>>215035740Patriot
>>215035732they have the plant but we have the power
>>215035739name five '60s songs
don't have much energy mebit of a loathsome slug
right time to drink drive to Popeyes
you can say "report the BE flags posts" but you can't say "reported" that's an announcement
>>215035739that's a good thing
>>215035820Dont do it
>>215035672i reckon he actually likes it fucking he's also an attention seeking actor type so he doesn't shut the fuck about itgives off beg man vibes. tries to make it his whole personality but even as someone who's only mildly into it i just know i could run circles around him when discussing the lore
>>215035820based >>215035822OK although I was saying it to the "shut up nigga" catchphrase user
Missus is away and I'm left looking at the kids all weekend, fml
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-Vd8UfYgiU
when i used to go to the student union on my own, i didn't like it when people looked at me so i would drink until couldn't see them anymore
just wanted to tell you all I feel like celebrating tonight!
noticed the supermarkets all doing ready meals of beef ragu with pappardelle which is really just a more authentic italian bolognese, but they can't call it that because ignorant brits will get confused
>>215035732dental plan
>>215035845shes round my house x
>>215035820yanks think it's a 30 min drive and not a 5 min harmless trip
>>215035712for me it's an entire 70cl bottle of gin, need to give liverberg a rest
>>215035843do you like >>215035412
>>215035822https://youtu.be/yMDyaA-dmQY
>>215035848ktim anytime i'm in public
>>215035852shut up you neek
ghoulish virgin freak me
>>215035847mad that this actually happened, but I don't think it really works musically
>>215035672>>215035839>He has been an avid gamer since childhood,[93][94] at one point missing a phone call from Zack Snyder telling him he got the role of Superman in Man of Steel (2013) because he was too busy playing World of Warcraft.[95] He prefers PC gaming over consoles, having been introduced to it by his father when he was a young boy,[96] and has been building and maintaining his own gaming computer.[97][98][99] He credited his experience playing The Witcher video game series prior to the show's production with motivating him to seek out the role of Geralt.[93] He has also named the Total War series of strategy games to be among his favourites,[100] and in May 2020 it was announced that a new character paying tribute to Cavill and his Witcher character Geralt would be added to Total War: Warhammer II via DLC: Cavill, Loremaster of Hoeth.[101] Cavill also enjoys the Warhammer 40,000 series of games and fiction, saying he "genuinely can't get enough of the lore they have built over the decades."[102]
>>215035839and yet he's plowed miles and miles of fanny whilst youre sat impotently tapping out insults about him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uPMPeYIg3Yoff to bed now
It’s Friday night and /brit/ is feeling gooood :p
>>215035726Never knew they made a song about your mum
>>215035667alri x>>215035718cheers x
>>215035898bet you think garlic bread is an appropriate side dish to eat with pizza
>>215035939omds forgot pic
say if its true or not I have to know if its true or not
>>215035918he's just like me
>>21503587812 minutes according to google
Your Party is a profoundly untenable project. Corbyn and Sultana might talk similar nonsense but their personality differences seem positively combustive. More to the point, how can you build a movement that includes both woke loons and Muslim conservatives? This is a party led by the grandaddy of the lame left, woke upstart Sultana and the so-called Gaza Independents – those small-c conservative Muslim men elected to the Commons last year largely for their opposition to Israel’s war in Gaza. A party that’s a mix of pink-haired muppets who think you can have a schlong and be a woman and straight-laced religious men who know very well what a woman is and pray separately from them every Friday? Good luck with that.
sisterbergs new puppyberg on a mad one
Absolutely mental how one stays a virgin in Britain there’s women in clubs and pubs up and down the country every night gagging for a smacking
>>215035914ktim
>>215035918Mental how he's only like this because he was fat and unattractive as a kid. Further proof looks define your entire life and personality. As soon as he looks good his value skyrockets
That this weirdo outfit is a hodgepodge of cobwebbed community-hall leftists, navel-gazing genderfluids and men who think Muhammad flew to heaven on a winged horse is bizarre but not surprising. It was the left’s grotesque back-stabbing of the working class that forced it to build these mad new alliances. Their treachery over Brexit, their branding of working men as ‘gammon’, their libelling of the little people as racist just for thinking borders matter – it was these ceaseless betrayals that made the working classes flee the left, and left the left to scrabble about in the political dirt for new pacts in a desperate bid to stay relevant. Do not mourn their demise – it is well-earned.
>>215036014mate virgins are people that haven't had sex not people that haven't battered a woman
>>215035959you will never be italian
>>215036014anime > 3D
>>215036014Do they have the confidence to go a club and smack a girl?
>>215036002the whole thing demonstrates objectively how utterly retarded leftypol is. or they're just that naive. the left need to fucking wake up
I don’t watch Vtubers but I do play gacha games
anna may
once farage has sold out the working class, where will they go from there?
what do you say when people at work ask you what you're doing at the weekend?
de BOMBE BLAST
>>215036097go into extensive detail about my wanking habits
>>215036113go on then
>>215036097probably sleeping haha
remember to report the BE flags posts
>>215036014Alcohol is disgusting and expensive though
>>215036097vividly detail my 30 hour gooning schedule
>>215036168shut up hypocrite
stupid /brit/ be funnier
saw someone with a cute haircut and clothing today and they were pretty sexy
>>215036168don't feel like it, I'll leave that to you guys
coughing my guts uppooing my arse outi have the flu you see
>>215036077there was a male added to my main gacha today, I expect my /vg/ general to be up in flames, I should check it out>>215036082luv em x
>>215036035
>>215036097had scotch, bourbon, bear. had two.
hotdogs for dinnoidwhat can i add to them to make them extra cheeky
>>215036203that was me
based French people smoking in an insane asylum
right thats me off to the cathouse then
>>215036260used to do a tin of stagg chilli to pour on them with chopped onion and jalapenos
>>215036097I have a pre prepared response that sounds believable but not interesting enough for them to enquire further"it's my mates birthday, we're going for a meal", that sort of thing
>>215036288phwoar
right thats me off to the nuthouse then
>>215035057The 'berg, as it were
reminder to report the BE flag posts (you have no excuse)
Really is a zero sum game this whole "posting online" business
>>215036317minimod freak
>>215036317they're here all the time
>>215036317why do you even come here if it makes you so angry
>>215036288corrhave jalapenoswas thinking of doing a classic mustard oneone with nandos hot sauce and jalapenosand finally cheese and peppercorn sauce to be a bit risque
On the left, Your Party seems to have split into three factions before even becoming a party.On the right, the US Senate voted to change its own rules and ushered in 48 Trump appointees without oversight. What are the chances the 2026 midterms even happen.
I want to eat something tasty
>>215036335>>215036343>>215036351reported
World's first photograph from 1826.5 years after Napoleon's death. 6 years before the 1832 Reform bill.John Adams' son was on the American throne. The Earl of Liverpool was PM and George IV was King.Just bloody mental.
>>215036365uh oh melty
right that's me off to the outhouse
>>215036365okay
I am a love giverTo special people only
starmer likes bent boys
>>215036358heathermong lol
>>215036367looks shite
>>215035558Canslad. I won't be happy until you've either got with the Latvian, or you've found another Mrs Canslad to settle down with. It's possible, you know it is.
right thats me off to the curryhouse then
>>215036360we're a country of ugly mongs aren't we
>>215036298>>215036358Seethe on cuckspamming paedo
in many ways my life is like the film 8 milebut instead of beating black people at rapsI drink on the weekends
janitorGODS
already have all the things that I want answers for, but in my head I need not elaborate further :)
+1 to mouseGODs victories over the BE flags counts
>>215036089I chuckled at this
sad news, rorke has died
>>215036461thanks :)
death to heatherpaedo
based weekend drinkers (me im trying to save some money on that)
shovelling fistfuls of poo up my arse
that kfc hasn't even touched the sidesmighty bucket for one and an extra piece of chickencould've had two of them
>>215036461ktim
>>215036500reported for avatarfagging/call to invasion
the pasties you can buy from shops for like £1.50 are loads more filling than Greggs food
>>215036497*jiggles your belly*
whack-a-freak but it's report-a-freak
got the all the president's men on
>>21503651764kg mateno belly there
Fuelled Exploration (Ketamine)
sorry mouseman but ive filtered it successfully and will not be reporting them
And for me, you ask, lads?Why, I am going outside for the lovely fucking cans.They're lovely.
well maybe from all the reporting, where everyone is reporting, the end result is going to be what you make (the thread)
>>215036585you fucking report me, i'll report you so fast your head will spin, so help me god
>>215036537*jiggles it anyway*
>>215036578what brand do you typically buy?
madtal how much of my strength and cardio I've lost from two weeks of inactivity
>>215036417t. Angus McBagpipe
true, some of the patients in an asylum have been respected, or even admired men
got my bum in my pocket
>>215036658you can't say that :)
the only time i report anyone is when someone says they're under 18 as a joke and i then report them as a joke
>[Deleted]Lol
>>215036656technically your arse is a pocket in your bum for your poo, isn't it?
you cant say that but also the rb posters did not stop when the poneposter went to be last night. makes u (me) think
been decoding the mysteries of love in my head
>>215036670Amaury is a literal genius
>>215036097"just having a chill one init">but anon you always have a chill one"yh haha guess im just a chill guy"
ANY CHESHUNT MAN IN
>>215036727>learn to make sculptures>make them out of chocolateyeah such a fucking genius *rolls eyes*
>>215036757your mind is completely raped
do cigarettes cost like 0 Euros in France or something
."oo, where?"
glad the pone poster usually focuses on FS because I would feel a little jealous if he was post Twilly.
190 melty
can see billy batts from out my window
the pink one and the green one together forever until the green one melts
trouble in the dollhouse :(
maybe the helicopter maybe it's made of chocolate
>>215036831*hands you yet another Posted It Again award*
>>215036825this whole thread is one retarded person having a series of meltdowns
can i just extend a warm appreciation for the janitor's work this eveningvery fine work, young man
Need mad horny lefty milf gfhttps://x.com/AuditingBritain/status/1968777309420212639
Wasn't leftypol slagging off Reform for being a registered ltd company?
>>215036846I understood this reference
>>215036864fit
went to kfc and got a tower burger meal it's sitting in the bagnow ive just drunk a half bottle of vodka in 2 minutesgoing to wait til it hits me and then eat the kfc when i get the drunk munchies no sex will be had this is the life
>>215036885haha i had kfc and i have voddy
>>215036885>drunk munchiesthat's not a thing
>>215036885grim freak
business idea: vodka fried chicken
>>215036912bizarre post
>>215036885based
>>215036885sort your life out mate
poo idea: poo
French people doing electroshock therapy
>kfc and vodkaI'm more of a popeyes and lager man
new WarStrike https://odysee.com/@WarStrike:a/Episode112:e
>>215036970tonights wank sorted
wanking what remains of my cock to gay porn
drink driving a running over rorkes nan
some lads getting high in their car called me Harry Potter. done me tbf
>>215036972why, i do say, i think you oughta leave the gat-dang thread, partnerthis here's a kfc thread
>>215036980phoar
>>215036948*invests*
its always wanking or drinking with you lot isn't it?
>>215037012well excuse me for having a refined taste
wanking my arse with a carlsberg
>>215037023nosometimes its pooing
currently wanking and drinking
>>215037023Cans?
kfc and Popeyes are both a bit shit
feeling home from all directions x
old and 3R>>215034935>>215034935>>215034935
>>215037023sometimes it's crying to the music of ariana grande
kfc twister wrap up the battyhole
>>215037057>>215037057>>215037057
>>215037066>>215037059both earlyand the janny is alive, lads
wanking: N/Apooing: N/Adrinking: ACTIVE
>>215037058actual new for when janny freaks out
>>215037066>>215037150mong
